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File: 730ce1f5ef266ce⋯.jpg (41.45 KB, 535x500, 107:100, emilia clarke.jpg)

 No.1341758

lmao goddamn

 No.1341761

>>1341758

You niggers will defend this as

T H I C C


 No.1341767

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit look at dat azz


 No.1341781

No joke, I knew someone who was ~95lbs but actually had a bigger ass than that. It was like two basketballs put together.


 No.1341783

>>1341781

Is this the nigger version of My Dad Works at Nintendo?


 No.1341787

>>1341783

A bit too coherent of a sentence to be that I'm afraid.


 No.1341789

>>1341758

Damn, dat ass is lit


 No.1341791

File: d28cbe1fc8e6b6d⋯.jpg (41.16 KB, 1200x628, 300:157, instagram-cara-delevingne-….jpg)

ass for days


 No.1341798

i would let her sit on my face and shit directly into my mouth


 No.1341804

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


 No.1341807

File: 4a3ae430df72966⋯.mp4 (3.55 MB, 630x790, 63:79, eyes bout to pop out his h….mp4)

That's not an ass, whiteboi. This is an ass.


 No.1341812

>>1341807

He wasn't expecting that


 No.1341826

>>1341758

What's wrong here?


 No.1341828

>>1341798

you exaggerate


 No.1341833

>>1341828

not even kidding fam


 No.1341848

>>1341758

>old AND fat

OH NO NO NO


 No.1341866

>>1341833

the moment you start to smell it you'll realize you've made a huge mistake

don't ask me how i know


 No.1341867

>>1341791

>cara delevigne

i hate that stupid smug bitch


 No.1341871

>>1341867

She is too beautiful for a pleb virgin like you.


 No.1341879

File: 56bda08ef027db2⋯.jpg (88.93 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, C_vUmBcXsAA1AFy.jpg)

>>1341758

shopped


 No.1341888

>>1341807

PALMS SWEATY

KNEES WEAK


 No.1342076

>>1341866

Holy fucking kek.

Shit stinks for a reason, its your body's way of telling you to keep far from it. Poor anon, German sex game gone wrong?


 No.1342098

File: 078a6ed71413a55⋯.webm (1.17 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, impressive_most_impressiv….webm)

>>1342076

You obviously don't have anyone to brrraaappp for you. That's a shame anon. It really is.


 No.1342154

Fucking delete this, now!


 No.1344112

>>1341879

still a fatass, look at that sag


 No.1344136

>>1341758

I fucking wish it was that big, damn.


 No.1344145

File: 44eaee7a259f94d⋯.jpg (210.32 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, DVJJfCFV4AA9Rua.jpg)

>>1341758

Marriage material.


 No.1344154

>>1342098

god i wish that was me


 No.1344168

>>1342076

>(((German)))


 No.1344171

Wow, she's fat. Look like a soccer mom.


 No.1344185

File: b2eccda114dabf2⋯.png (29.05 KB, 1267x785, 1267:785, b2eccda114dabf2f65743dbb3a….png)

>>1342098

Where do I find a braphog girlfriend?


 No.1344203

>>1344185

OKCupid app


 No.1344210

>>1341758

Ughh. It's just a block of marble until you actually chip away at it.


 No.1344225

>>1342098

again, looking at a video is different than a girl farting irl

lying degenerates


 No.1344232

File: b8621b22124b0cf⋯.jpg (7.62 KB, 227x222, 227:222, femanon-1517969709442.jpg)


 No.1344335

File: 93f9205df300d9e⋯.jpg (22.78 KB, 330x310, 33:31, Erectus.jpg)


 No.1344341

>>1341867

>bitch

it's a dude with fucked up ears


 No.1344389

BABY

GOT

BACK


 No.1344521

It makes sense that a yasss kwean would get fat and decadent. 10/10 method acting.


 No.1344562

>>1342098

I've fapped to this more than anything else


 No.1344582

File: 56ec77119c42858⋯.jpg (90.06 KB, 557x600, 557:600, thicc.jpg)


 No.1344670

>>1342098

that's a queef you stupid nigger


 No.1345887

>>1341758

I want to take a bite out of that ass


 No.1345893

>>1341879

5/10 ass now


 No.1345897

Queen Fatass!

The Unfed!

The Breaker of Chairs!


 No.1345916

File: 46ff690c18f6a9e⋯.jpg (30.11 KB, 640x953, 640:953, H0DqKTS_d.jpg)


 No.1345921

>>1345916

So actual 10/10's exists? I thought they were a myth. That's peak female performance right there.


 No.1345935

>>1341758

Except we know its actually a flabby chunk of nicklebag burger mush.


 No.1345960

Pretty delicious, honestly.


 No.1346020

File: 5c5cc56449a3443⋯.jpg (455.64 KB, 1719x3000, 573:1000, s0YRd2k.jpg)

>>1345921

Emilia's body is pretty close to what i'd call ideal, more or less. Skinnythick but in a totally effortless way, like she never had to work for it.


 No.1346185

>liking ass is for niggers

I didn't know there were so many Irishmen on this board.


 No.1346221

File: 066a4af2343973d⋯.jpg (49.48 KB, 782x808, 391:404, put the fries in the bag.jpg)


 No.1346257

File: 246615b2eb4b5bb⋯.jpg (34.43 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1505495727495.jpg)

>>1346020

Yeah, she's thick, has a great figure and looks really soft and nice yet she doesn't look trashy or vulgar. It's all just exactly right, perfectly proportioned.

It's almost as if she sprung out from a John William Godward painting. Her only flaw is that her face isn't porcelain like and ageless but I guess you can't have everything.


 No.1346288

File: 8e7f93280b056f4⋯.jpg (139.89 KB, 1490x1600, 149:160, omgfoxk07fx01.jpg)

File: 6bd85ef75a8e3b7⋯.jpg (84.95 KB, 637x1482, 49:114, 5GsZeSq_d.jpg)

>>1346257

Yeah, you've hit the nail on the head, she just looks really soft and feminine. But unlike with the Kardashians or something even though her breasts and bum are generously proportioned, none of it juts out and upsets the figure. Porno babes like on Hustler / Playboy never tittilated me not even as a teen because their fake tits just looked mathematically wrong. There is an art to a woman's body.

>tfw will never be a blood rider in her Khalasar fighting for the right to be her Khal


 No.1346296

File: 1d56a7e44cee3c6⋯.webm (727.61 KB, 514x394, 257:197, Greatjob.webm)

reddit thread


 No.1346309


 No.1346326

File: 851ed6551e61ab5⋯.jpg (19.17 KB, 276x360, 23:30, Jorah_Mormont-Iain_Glen.jpg)

>>1346288

>ywn be her loyal cuck retainer, watching her get fucked by different men until you are told to fuck off because you told her supporter in the royal court about happenings, catch stone aids while trying to bring her a midget to get back your cuck position, rescue her and then get told to fuck off to get cured of stone aids, get cured of stone aids and then come back just in time to see her get knocked up by the manlet of the North


 No.1346330

>>1344185

>>1346309

I hear jewish girls are into farts…


 No.1346346

>>1341758

Long live Kalorisee, Breaker of Chairs and First to the Table


 No.1346353

File: 125e188b2fb63fe⋯.jpg (90.39 KB, 540x746, 270:373, 8a3e7ad530fd4d4ec43998260f….jpg)

>>1346346

She's really not that BIG.

t. Braphog aficionado


 No.1346367

>>1346288

She's so perfect. 😍


 No.1346431

BRRRAAAAAPPP


 No.1347042

File: a0178e144a52147⋯.mp4 (1.42 MB, 326x326, 1:1, amy schumer in a nutshell.mp4)

>>1344185

Most girls are natural braphogs. Whenever they let one rip just laugh and act grossly impressed like "Jesus, that came out of you!?" and they'll start doing all the time because they think it's funny, plus woman "humor" is 99% "I'm a girl and I'm supposed to be cute and innocent but braaAAAAAAAAPPP blahblahblah I'm so unladylike lol!" so they're conditioned to think this is normal.

That being said, watching a video of a girl being a braphog and seeing smelling it in real life are two different things. It's not cute. I'm just telling you how to do it, should you wish to continue. Good luck, anon.


 No.1347176

>>1344562

Same. Sadly any other videos of her are not nearly as good.


 No.1347488

File: a082b220b597372⋯.jpg (76.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, the-mirror.jpg)

Do yourself a favor, don't watch The Mirror

As for films with such high pedigrees, this is one of the worst. Tarkovsky is basically an amateur pretending to be an auteur. Congradulations, Tark you've esentially paved the way for Malick and pseudo cinema. Wondering why actual directors are getting work and wondering why people remember Polanski, Wes Anderson, Bay, Spielberg, Kubrick, Villenueve, Cuaron, Aronofsky. There are no rivals to Tarkovsky in terms of pretension in the male gender, only a female like Katheryn Bigelow could begin to come close. Even Lars Von Trier, an admitted nazi, has more humanity and closure to his filmmaking than the Russian stable boy known as Andrei Tarkovsky.


 No.1347885

>>1347176

I know, feels bad man.


 No.1347896

>>1347488

delicious copypasta. im taking it.


 No.1347926

>>1344154

>god i wish that was me

You want to wear yoga pants, lay on the bed all day and fart?


 No.1347927

>>1346221

I'd put my fries and my freedom sauce into her bag


 No.1348147


 No.1348156

Is she wearing a diaper?


 No.1348161

>>1348156

even hotter


 No.1348166

Damn, Emilia Clarke looks like that?


 No.1349184

>>1345916

lmao fat motherfucker!


 No.1358248

>>1347896

All for you fam


 No.1368507

bump


 No.1377486

>>1346353

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP


 No.1377493

>>1368507

bump for the rump


 No.1377996

>>1341807

Who is that?


 No.1378240

>>1344670

Her vagina would be torn to shreds in that case.


 No.1378279

File: 0ac327e86c621d8⋯.png (34.25 KB, 1024x776, 128:97, 5394d6dccaa146bd2bda51b9e4….png)

ITT niggers


 No.1378282

>>1344145

Is that Claire Boucher?


 No.1378354

>>1378279

literally me as the nigger every time I see a fat girl




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