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File: 730ce1f5ef266ce⋯.jpg (41.45 KB, 535x500, 107:100, emilia clarke.jpg)


lmao goddamn



You niggers will defend this as



sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit look at dat azz


No joke, I knew someone who was ~95lbs but actually had a bigger ass than that. It was like two basketballs put together.



Is this the nigger version of My Dad Works at Nintendo?



A bit too coherent of a sentence to be that I'm afraid.



Damn, dat ass is lit


File: d28cbe1fc8e6b6d⋯.jpg (41.16 KB, 1200x628, 300:157, instagram-cara-delevingne-….jpg)

ass for days


i would let her sit on my face and shit directly into my mouth




File: 4a3ae430df72966⋯.mp4 (3.55 MB, 630x790, 63:79, eyes bout to pop out his h….mp4)

That's not an ass, whiteboi. This is an ass.



He wasn't expecting that



What's wrong here?



you exaggerate



not even kidding fam



>old AND fat




the moment you start to smell it you'll realize you've made a huge mistake

don't ask me how i know



>cara delevigne

i hate that stupid smug bitch



She is too beautiful for a pleb virgin like you.


File: 56bda08ef027db2⋯.jpg (88.93 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, C_vUmBcXsAA1AFy.jpg)









Holy fucking kek.

Shit stinks for a reason, its your body's way of telling you to keep far from it. Poor anon, German sex game gone wrong?


File: 078a6ed71413a55⋯.webm (1.17 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, impressive_most_impressiv….webm)


You obviously don't have anyone to brrraaappp for you. That's a shame anon. It really is.


Fucking delete this, now!



still a fatass, look at that sag



I fucking wish it was that big, damn.


File: 44eaee7a259f94d⋯.jpg (210.32 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, DVJJfCFV4AA9Rua.jpg)


Marriage material.



god i wish that was me





Wow, she's fat. Look like a soccer mom.


File: b2eccda114dabf2⋯.png (29.05 KB, 1267x785, 1267:785, b2eccda114dabf2f65743dbb3a….png)


Where do I find a braphog girlfriend?



OKCupid app



Ughh. It's just a block of marble until you actually chip away at it.



again, looking at a video is different than a girl farting irl

lying degenerates


File: b8621b22124b0cf⋯.jpg (7.62 KB, 227x222, 227:222, femanon-1517969709442.jpg)


File: 93f9205df300d9e⋯.jpg (22.78 KB, 330x310, 33:31, Erectus.jpg)




it's a dude with fucked up ears






It makes sense that a yasss kwean would get fat and decadent. 10/10 method acting.



I've fapped to this more than anything else


File: 56ec77119c42858⋯.jpg (90.06 KB, 557x600, 557:600, thicc.jpg)



that's a queef you stupid nigger



I want to take a bite out of that ass



5/10 ass now


Queen Fatass!

The Unfed!

The Breaker of Chairs!


File: 46ff690c18f6a9e⋯.jpg (30.11 KB, 640x953, 640:953, H0DqKTS_d.jpg)



So actual 10/10's exists? I thought they were a myth. That's peak female performance right there.



Except we know its actually a flabby chunk of nicklebag burger mush.


Pretty delicious, honestly.


File: 5c5cc56449a3443⋯.jpg (455.64 KB, 1719x3000, 573:1000, s0YRd2k.jpg)


Emilia's body is pretty close to what i'd call ideal, more or less. Skinnythick but in a totally effortless way, like she never had to work for it.


>liking ass is for niggers

I didn't know there were so many Irishmen on this board.


File: 066a4af2343973d⋯.jpg (49.48 KB, 782x808, 391:404, put the fries in the bag.jpg)


File: 246615b2eb4b5bb⋯.jpg (34.43 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1505495727495.jpg)


Yeah, she's thick, has a great figure and looks really soft and nice yet she doesn't look trashy or vulgar. It's all just exactly right, perfectly proportioned.

It's almost as if she sprung out from a John William Godward painting. Her only flaw is that her face isn't porcelain like and ageless but I guess you can't have everything.


File: 8e7f93280b056f4⋯.jpg (139.89 KB, 1490x1600, 149:160, omgfoxk07fx01.jpg)

File: 6bd85ef75a8e3b7⋯.jpg (84.95 KB, 637x1482, 49:114, 5GsZeSq_d.jpg)


Yeah, you've hit the nail on the head, she just looks really soft and feminine. But unlike with the Kardashians or something even though her breasts and bum are generously proportioned, none of it juts out and upsets the figure. Porno babes like on Hustler / Playboy never tittilated me not even as a teen because their fake tits just looked mathematically wrong. There is an art to a woman's body.

>tfw will never be a blood rider in her Khalasar fighting for the right to be her Khal


File: 1d56a7e44cee3c6⋯.webm (727.61 KB, 514x394, 257:197, Greatjob.webm)

reddit thread



File: 851ed6551e61ab5⋯.jpg (19.17 KB, 276x360, 23:30, Jorah_Mormont-Iain_Glen.jpg)


>ywn be her loyal cuck retainer, watching her get fucked by different men until you are told to fuck off because you told her supporter in the royal court about happenings, catch stone aids while trying to bring her a midget to get back your cuck position, rescue her and then get told to fuck off to get cured of stone aids, get cured of stone aids and then come back just in time to see her get knocked up by the manlet of the North




I hear jewish girls are into farts…



Long live Kalorisee, Breaker of Chairs and First to the Table


File: 125e188b2fb63fe⋯.jpg (90.39 KB, 540x746, 270:373, 8a3e7ad530fd4d4ec43998260f….jpg)


She's really not that BIG.

t. Braphog aficionado



She's so perfect. 😍




File: a0178e144a52147⋯.mp4 (1.42 MB, 326x326, 1:1, amy schumer in a nutshell.mp4)


Most girls are natural braphogs. Whenever they let one rip just laugh and act grossly impressed like "Jesus, that came out of you!?" and they'll start doing all the time because they think it's funny, plus woman "humor" is 99% "I'm a girl and I'm supposed to be cute and innocent but braaAAAAAAAAPPP blahblahblah I'm so unladylike lol!" so they're conditioned to think this is normal.

That being said, watching a video of a girl being a braphog and seeing smelling it in real life are two different things. It's not cute. I'm just telling you how to do it, should you wish to continue. Good luck, anon.



Same. Sadly any other videos of her are not nearly as good.


File: a082b220b597372⋯.jpg (76.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, the-mirror.jpg)

Do yourself a favor, don't watch The Mirror

As for films with such high pedigrees, this is one of the worst. Tarkovsky is basically an amateur pretending to be an auteur. Congradulations, Tark you've esentially paved the way for Malick and pseudo cinema. Wondering why actual directors are getting work and wondering why people remember Polanski, Wes Anderson, Bay, Spielberg, Kubrick, Villenueve, Cuaron, Aronofsky. There are no rivals to Tarkovsky in terms of pretension in the male gender, only a female like Katheryn Bigelow could begin to come close. Even Lars Von Trier, an admitted nazi, has more humanity and closure to his filmmaking than the Russian stable boy known as Andrei Tarkovsky.



I know, feels bad man.



delicious copypasta. im taking it.



>god i wish that was me

You want to wear yoga pants, lay on the bed all day and fart?



I'd put my fries and my freedom sauce into her bag



Is she wearing a diaper?



even hotter


Damn, Emilia Clarke looks like that?



lmao fat motherfucker!



All for you fam








bump for the rump



Who is that?



Her vagina would be torn to shreds in that case.


File: 0ac327e86c621d8⋯.png (34.25 KB, 1024x776, 128:97, 5394d6dccaa146bd2bda51b9e4….png)

ITT niggers



Is that Claire Boucher?



literally me as the nigger every time I see a fat girl

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