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File: b1dd600e2253d38⋯.jpg (29.72 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault[8].jpg)

 No.1518123

>make killing curse illegal

>only bad guys can use the most powerful spell now

wouldn't it make more sense to make murder illegal? there are spells that make your enemy die from blood loss and that's not illegal?

 No.1518127

what do you expect from JK "Corbyn for president" Rowling?


 No.1518130

The killing curse was only illegal for "civilians" the hierarchy could use it as much as they wanted.


 No.1518136

>>1518123

are spells guns now


 No.1518138

The HP movie universe is dumb. I still can't over the facts, that the Dobby-like things are basically more powerful magic users than humans, because they don't have to say magic words or use wands; or that when the heroes stole Bellatrix's wand, they could have used it as an identification tool at the Fingott's bank, yet they acted like idiots and kept it hidden, just to complicate shit.

They had Hermione turned into Bellatrix, they had Bellatrix's wand. How much effort would it take to give the wand to her, to make her disguise total? The girl was the best spellcaster among them anyway, a powerful weapon in her hands grants them higher level of security. And they are part of the wizard world for long enough to know, that the wand could be used as an idenfication tool. I can't believe that only banks ask for proof of identity in a world, where a student can disguise themselves as anybody…


 No.1518142

File: 70d70aa5be1186d⋯.jpg (222.1 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, cobra pepe.jpg)

>>1518138

that is NOT my kind of autism


 No.1518146

The killing curse was authorized for use by the auror corps during war time


 No.1518167

>>1518123

Almost everyone in that shitverse is a fucking liberal anyhow so of course specific words or phrases trigger them.


 No.1518171

>only bad guys can use the most powerful spell now

Now you're just lying out of your asshole. Harry even uses Crucio on Bellatrix and nothing happens to him.

Moody uses all three curses in a classroom. Aurors and others can use it. Yes it makes sense that it's given the title of an "unforgivable curse" as those three curses are pretty damning.


 No.1518182

File: fe6788f01bc8025⋯.gif (1.77 MB, 480x201, 160:67, dumbledranks.gif)

>>1518123

yes yes, OP, well done


 No.1518184

>>1518123

/tv/ really is just tumblr isn't it


 No.1518185

>>1518184

tumblr has girls showing their tits


 No.1518186

File: b7b1c120a833c26⋯.webm (12.96 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 明日また会えるよね (櫻井桃華、一ノ瀬志希、中野有….webm)

Killing curse is strong, but it isn't nearly as strong as some of the real-deal magic thrown about in the HP universe. Dumbledore vs Lord Voldemort in the atrium was high level shit and most of the impressive stuff wasn't any kind of verbal spell at all.

Also Dark Arts are supposed to be seductive and damning or some stupid shit. Killing curse in specific splits your soul.


 No.1518188

>>1518171

>Moody

You mean Barty Crouch Jr polyjuiced to look like Moody.


 No.1518195

File: 6b6ad56b873f892⋯.jpg (38.74 KB, 308x236, 77:59, 6b6ad56b873f892d9ad17160ad….jpg)

>>1518188

I know that guy


 No.1518196

DEH


 No.1518212

>>1518138

Well, they don't call it the dullest franchise for nothing.

>>1518142

kek, fucking nice


 No.1518217

File: dae3ac1543ba328⋯.webm (14.56 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 瑠璃色金魚と花菖蒲.webm)

>>1518199

>petrificus totatlis to incapacitate your enemy if you have the drop on them just as quick and easy as you would be able to use avada kedavra

Wouldn't work. Petrificus Totalis is kids-grade shit. Unless you're a master of the spell and you're using it on someone completely inept, most would be able to break the effect in a matter of seconds with their mind/magic alone.


 No.1518218

Avada Kedavra is a fucking dumb spell. It's so fucking long to incant and I would assume, given that Voldemort always incants it, it is not a spell that can be done silently. It's 6 syllables long with a beat inbetween for the space between words. There are so many spells that are shorter than it that you can use which will hit the guy casting the killing curse before he's even done incanting. Furthermore it can be stopped by putting anything in its way. To this end I have deduced that the best counter to the killing curse is Avis, which conjures a flock of birds. It's only 2 syllables and puts something in the way of the curse, neutralizing its effectiveness.


 No.1518227

>>1518123

Harry Potter is retarded and never made any sense. Don't believe Zach's lies.


 No.1518231

>>1518227

It had a cool atmosphere when I was a kid.


 No.1518232

>>1518227

lol ok robertsfag


 No.1518233

>>1518227

Real talk, are the disappearing posts from Zach?


 No.1518237

>>1518232

>namefagging yourself

haha wow epin :D


 No.1518239

>>1518232

That's not me, I only posted >>1518212


 No.1518241

>>1518227

>hey guys don't watch Harry Potter

>watch this other movie called The Blackcoat's Daughter

>it's really good trust me


 No.1518248

>>1518241

It is, faggot. But why do you have to bring it up in an unrelated thread?

Also again >>1518227 isn't me.

I know it must be baffling to you to see that other people agree with me that Harry Potter is a bunch of retarded kiddie flicks, but not everyone calling them out is me.


 No.1518249

>>1518248

>i-i-it was a g-g-good movie

It was a Lifetime drama and I will never forgive you for conning me into watching it.


 No.1518253

>>1518232

>>1518241

I'm not the robertsfag, Zach, you're getting paranoid.


 No.1518255

>>1518248

That's rich coming from the guy who always lumps everyone who hurts his feelings into artificial amalgamations.


 No.1518263

>>1518247

You mean manchildren.

We've seen a culture that preys on losers like Zach who never grew up of their childhood so they insert "inappropriate" stuff in kiddie flick franchises to make them feel mature. Because Hollywood has figured out that the manchild market is too good to not exploit. Kids grow up and stop buying toys, manchildren don't.

That's why you see so much soy in the form of superhero movies and

similar things like Star Wars. They now target adult children instead of actual children.

>>1518249

You gotta be kidding.

>>1518251

>>1518258

>t. Zach

>>1518255

What?


 No.1518265

>>1518258

Not until he has a meltdown and spams the board with niggerdick because someone insulted his waifu.


 No.1518266

>>1518123

I still don't quite understand why the killing curse is such a big deal. There's plenty of other spells that can just as easily be used to kill people.


 No.1518268

>>1518123

>wouldn't it make more sense to make murder illegal?

This guy gets it.


 No.1518284


 No.1518292

Hey mods, next time edit Zach's posts and turn them into anti-Watson rants instead of deleting them.

Me and my board's vols do that on the boards I own and it's more effective than just deleting them. He has not posted on /worstemma/ ever since the Stonefag started fucking with his posts. Even better if you enable IDs, it'll expose his IP hopping.


 No.1518296

>>1518291

Sounds like he's enforcing the ban you earned by spamming, Zach. I won't complain though, even if I'd do troll moderation which is something I take great delight in.


 No.1518297

File: 575fa7cb77768c0⋯.gif (495.95 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banner.gif)

Never forget.


 No.1518300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Remember what the greatest power in the Harry Potter universe is…


 No.1518301

>>1518297

*yawns*


 No.1518305

>>1518292

Good thing you aren't a mod then.


 No.1518310

>>1518300

Nepotism?


 No.1518312

>>1518310

Coincidence.


 No.1518314

File: d4499dc6a88a0b2⋯.png (412.36 KB, 584x399, 584:399, aurora-harry-potter.png)

Reminder that as usual, the Italian knockoff is better


 No.1518318

File: 3fa38ede938f315⋯.jpg (48.12 KB, 762x691, 762:691, lizard.jpg)

>>1518123

If the government could use magic to track which wands were casting the killing curse why couldn't they just use magic to block wands from casting the killing curse?


 No.1518321

>>1518318

If I can watch you shooting someone why can't I stop the bullet?


 No.1518331

File: 6b4baa604bcddc8⋯.jpg (88.98 KB, 600x513, 200:171, yesyeswelldone.JPG)

Why didn't Harry just buy/steal a gun and shoot Draco before he brought the Death Eaters into Hogwarts


 No.1518335

>>1518321

If the government put computer chips in all guns to track who was shooting it would be reasonable to assume that these chips could be connected to a mechanism designed to prevent the guns from shooting though.


 No.1518342

>>1518331

>bongistan

>guns

Now if Harry Potter had been an American he could have just shot Quirrel in the back of the head in the first movie and been done with the whole thing right there.


 No.1518346

>>1518338

I bet you didn't even watch The Blackcoat's Daughter and you're just talking shit about things you don't know, Zach. That said, it seems like you can't get Best Emma's filmography out of your head. You keep bringing her up.


 No.1518349

>>1518342

The cops have guns he could have hypnotized one of them and taken a firearm


 No.1518360

>>1518331

Because people in Britain have restraint


 No.1518361

>>1518349

They would have arrested him for carrying a stick without a license before he could get within 50 feet of them.


 No.1518364

>>1518361

Loicence*


 No.1518365

File: 9c4baf9c21f5976⋯.webm (731.46 KB, 1920x720, 8:3, looking for a new soul.webm)

>>1518359

>so assblasted he can't stop talking about Best Emma in a 'arry podda thread


 No.1518373

>>1518342

The army has plenty of guns. There's nothing really stopping a wizard from going to an army base and stealing a bunch of guns, ammo and explosives.


 No.1518386

File: 6c0e742345a5b2e⋯.png (27.9 KB, 292x298, 146:149, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1518377

>>1518365


 No.1518394

>>1518377

>twilight movie clip

That's a webm from the daddario threads you dumb fuck


 No.1518398

>>1518394

Link to this thread?


 No.1518407

File: 18649f05fe39821⋯.jpg (53.76 KB, 694x488, 347:244, 18649f05fe39821d172131d23d….jpg)

>>1518386

Zach & Friends vs. Robertshue and the Mods, live on /tv/

OH BOY HERE WE GO


 No.1518409

>>1518398

It was old, I don't have the link.


 No.1518410

>>1518407

>& Friends

HAHAHAHAHA


 No.1518412

>>1518409

Shucks…


 No.1518413

>>1518410

Marguck is kind of like his friend.


 No.1518414

File: a9cb2bc468e1a82⋯.jpg (179.53 KB, 1812x772, 453:193, macinashack.jpg)

>>1518410

>he thinks Zach is alone


 No.1518415

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I unironically love all things Harry Potter


 No.1518416

File: 58d1f5d6aeeb8da⋯.webm (2.08 MB, 640x640, 1:1, based daddario on the spe….webm)

>>1518403

And? She's hot. I don't watch her movies but I enjoy the stuff anons share. Lay off the soy.


 No.1518420

Looks like I showed up just in time to completely miss whatever autistic spergfest happened ITT.

What's with all the deleted posts?


 No.1518421

>>1518138

so "wands" are substitutes for dicks?

>>1518167

lulz


 No.1518423

File: 485a36c88e1b17b⋯.png (228.88 KB, 600x255, 40:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1518414

Et tu, Mac Poster?

Zach rips on The Thing for no good reason constantly thinking he can hit me with that.

I have yet to watch it. Funny to see the J&B product placement though, I didn't know they sponsored Carpenter like they did with Giallo.


 No.1518425

>>1518420

Just the usual suspects ban evading.


 No.1518432

>>1518424

I don't watch anime and I'm not a Jennyfag, even if I like Jennyfags. I didn't know Zach was an anime hater but makes sense, being a reddit goon like he is.


 No.1518434

File: 547275754e0748c⋯.png (210.29 KB, 600x336, 25:14, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1518435

>>1518423

The Thing is overrated and quintessentially reddit no matter how based Kurt Russell is. If you're comparing to it some of his other recent movies of course its really good.


 No.1518441

>>1518434

He is a proven redditor, go to /cow/. This is fact, not projection.


 No.1518446

File: 9d41e1338e7af5d⋯.jpg (57.49 KB, 829x692, 829:692, 2255586.JPG)

>>1518423

I like Emma Watson more than Emma Roberts so I've got Zach's back even if he doesn't like The Thing


 No.1518447

>>1518446

>I like Emma Watson more than Emma Roberts

I hated Emma Watson before I started liking Best Emma


 No.1518459

File: 306be9bc746ed39⋯.jpg (36.55 KB, 449x449, 1:1, tfw manlet tries to touch ….jpg)

>>1518453

You have to go back. You don't belong here.


 No.1518467

File: 9e09a41dd7ceba8⋯.jpg (76.42 KB, 437x650, 437:650, 9e09a41dd7ceba8b5c42d12a0e….jpg)

>>1518463


 No.1518468

What's your favorite Harry Potter fanfiction?


 No.1518469

I like how the tried of /tv/'s losers includes a hapa spastic, some tulpa fringetard, and some lardass neckbeard who sides with them because he thinks he's being the edgy antihero. What a fucking board.


 No.1518473

>>1518127

>Corbyn for president

The UK doesn't have a president.


 No.1518474

>>1518425

>getting banned from this board

We must be dealing with a rare ultrasperg


 No.1518475

>>1518469

what the fuck are you rambling about?


 No.1518486

>>1518479

>wow, everyone hates these guys

>i know, i'll defend them!

>they have no redeemable qualities, but i'll be such an ebin troll xxDDD

What else is this called?


 No.1518490

>>1518463

You're an utter failure because you attack a movie I didn't watch in order to upset me.

I think you're being duplicitous though, like that time you told Maisiefag that you liked Maisie but then got caught shitting on her.

You're a spineless cuck.


 No.1518491

>>1518486

Contrarian fits better, and is also what /tv/ spergs are notorious for.


 No.1518498

>>1518486

Are you talking about robertsfag?


 No.1518502

>>1518494

>a nepotistic no talent whore

Sounds like Thotson. Daddy sold her out so she could experience the full spectrum to get a career but she could never act.


 No.1518504

>Zach is defending the birdfag, too out of the loop to realize he's the zachyfag and the guy who wants to fuck his ass


 No.1518510

HARRY POTTER THREADS: RELIABLY THE BIGGEST THREADS ON /tv/


 No.1518518

>>1518123

Why didn't they ban assault wand?

And why does young kids are given a weapon at that age?


 No.1518530

>>1518516

The shirt is hiding it. For her petite body size, she's fairly stunning.


 No.1518533

File: 4d939d453de3792⋯.jpg (37.68 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 4d939d453de37926c8c43fd492….jpg)

>>1518510

HOWEVER


 No.1518538

>>1518533

MMMMMMMUH BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[enthusiastic school band music in the background]


 No.1518539

>>1518467

Why isn't this watsonpost deleted?


 No.1518543

File: aa5d858bd80e5ed⋯.jpg (161.33 KB, 1275x1027, 1275:1027, cf4.jpg)

>>1518539

T-T-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE


 No.1518546

>>1518539

Because it's not Zach. Watsonposting was never banned, Zach is the one who is banned.


 No.1518547

>>1518542

Bikinis soaked in water aren't exactly flattering for any woman.


 No.1518549

>>1518542

>Because it's not a watsonpost, it's a post with watson you triggered little ninny.

I was asking out of curiosity.

>>1518546

Makes sense.


 No.1518555

File: e5dca8f6c2447b2⋯.jpg (68.82 KB, 1052x688, 263:172, hp4gobsofflame.JPG)

>>1518538

ISHGGYDGGY DIGGORYIII NOOOOO


 No.1518562

I can't get over nobody in that gay universe has ever cast a fucking fireball. Reductio doesn't count, it merely burns stuff. Imagine Cuckdemort's face if Harry Poofter had just cast a fucking fireball at him.

>He would have blocked it

That's why you make it explode on impact. I guess bongs just are too scared to use proper, American magic that goes boom instead of stimulating each other's buttholes with a tickle "curse".


 No.1518564

>>1518553

>asking to be unbanned while ban evading


 No.1518570

>>1518562

It was sort of lame that Harry just reflected Voldy's own killing curse back at him. Anyone could have done that.


 No.1518572

>>1518564

Do you feel like a man yet?


 No.1518576

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1518572

You tell me.


 No.1518578

File: d0eb4e74350e5c4⋯.jpg (64.65 KB, 482x750, 241:375, stallman's fantasy.jpg)

>>1518564

#justice4zachy

#jesuiszachy

#weareallzachy

#iwillridewithzachy


 No.1518584

>>1518578

>not #iwillridezachy

You had one job.


 No.1518585

>>1518577

Oh yeah I forgot about the "hallows and horcruxes" business. So how did they finally kill Grindelwald?


 No.1518586

>>1518577

No, those are different. Have you never seen a fireball? It's like a firebolt, but it violently explodes on impact. Basic shit.


 No.1518587

>>1518576

Pure unadulterated kino.


 No.1518588

File: ab53149ecfd658f⋯.jpg (59.2 KB, 698x430, 349:215, angel delet this.jpg)

>>1518584

zachy is NOT for sexual!


 No.1518589

File: 9a9bbfcb876e369⋯.mp4 (247.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Pewdiepie again confirmed ….mp4)

>>1518547

Let him have his inferiority complex tantrum in peace.

Meanwhile on topic…


 No.1518593

>>1518589

JK Rowling ripped Harry Potter off anyways.


 No.1518597

File: 41df967f2d16beb⋯.jpg (155.29 KB, 1592x1594, 796:797, frodo.jpg)

Why didn't Harry just ride the eagles to all the horcruxes?


 No.1518602

File: 053fc4710ea85b3⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1003x772, 1003:772, frodo_loves_you.PNG)

>>1518597

The eagles don't care about the affairs of Hogwarts, silly


 No.1518613

File: 1e6969a153b7def⋯.mp4 (15.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, HP btfo by based Pewds.mp4)

>>1518609

>all this projection

Now you get the full video of the Swedish god for doing that.


 No.1518614

>>1518610

>Everything is a rip off

>It doesn't matter that JK Rowling stole her characters from another book by an author that had just released her children's book a few months prior.

>It doesn't matter that JK Rowling ripped her characters off from a B-movie thinking that no one would know


 No.1518626

File: 6a9bb5962d301a4⋯.jpg (150.77 KB, 950x713, 950:713, 6a9bb5962d301a4c84744a4a24….jpg)

>>1518618

>leftist cucks

>dignity

Nice one /leftypol/.

Pewdiepie is about to marry Marzia and you're on hormone replacement for your MtF transition.


 No.1518627

>>1518625

Being popular doesn't mean it's good.


 No.1518628

File: 7320e20e5526771⋯.jpg (378 KB, 979x1269, 979:1269, harry quen.jpg)

>>1518625

GoT is even longer. Length has nothing to do with quality.


 No.1518631

File: 2743dba92707985⋯.webm (1.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Pewdiepie_jesus.webm)

>>1518629

(((You)))


 No.1518634

File: 704f431046d06f5⋯.jpg (557.87 KB, 1565x2823, 1565:2823, 1513456147972.jpg)

>>1518630

Nobody claimed the popularity was what made it the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.


 No.1518638

>>1518632

Except that's his power level slipping through. Do I need to mention how he collects militaria from the Third Reich? His Kriegsmarine sable, for example? Do I need to mention that his favorite author was Yukio Mishima?


 No.1518646

File: 040f44d9f5e1429⋯.jpg (730.58 KB, 2000x3000, 2:3, zVueAJ9.jpg)

Reminder that Zach's other waifu is much better than Emma Watson.

When /cow/ told me he waifued her, I found some respect for him for once.


 No.1518650

File: dbae7028ea932d0⋯.png (224.45 KB, 425x533, 425:533, 45c9672828165366887091de7d….png)

>>1518642

Sure thing, (((Zach))).

>>1518646

What? You gotta be kidding, he's always talked shit about titcows. He's as soy as a soy boy can be.


 No.1518652

File: b24a4445db6074f⋯.jpg (342.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, x1080-qlG.jpg)

>>1518649

>muh jurassic world

>pic isn't even from a movie

Zach confirmed for hating mommy BDH.


 No.1518658

File: f3a87fa53e387fc⋯.jpg (576.9 KB, 1998x3000, 333:500, 75jxo2iiz5811.jpg)

>>1518655

>>1518656

So you admit you hate BDH?


 No.1518661

>>1518660

Because she can act unlike Emma Watson


 No.1518665

>>1518664

Posted where?


 No.1518666

>>1518665

>robertsfag trying to trick the hapa into posting Emma Roberts and proving she lives rent free in Zach's head


 No.1518668

>>1518667

She's the only person posted on /tv/ who can't act? Impressive.

So Tommy Wiseau can act?


 No.1518671

File: 651ea98e0f0f9e4⋯.jpg (33.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, you're tearing me apart li….jpg)

>>1518668

>Tommy Wiseau


 No.1518675

>>1518673

Is he the one that keeps ban evading and sperging about it?


 No.1518677

>>1518675

Oh wow that was fast


 No.1518680

>>1518650

Your hunch is correct, he once called BDH a nepotistic whore or something like that.


 No.1518683

>>1518680

>exchanging sexual favors with Big Harv for roles: good

>carrying acting talent in your genes: bad

I'll never understand the hapa mindset.


 No.1518687

>>1518686

>never happened

There are things that never happened, like the holocaust (as told by (((historians))), of course a handful of jews died as a result of the war like everyone else). But Thotson got harvested, there's no doubt about it.


 No.1518690

>>1518688

I mean, think about it. The holocaust not happening is the reason she has a career at all, as lackluster as it is. If the holocaust had happened, there would be no Harv to give her roles in exchange for some rough sex after Harry Potter.


 No.1518694

>Magic exists to make certain words "taboo", which allows you to be found and apparated to immediately

>Voldemort did it with his own name for memes

>Ministry of Magic never made a Taboo out of any of the unforgivables

Fucking retarded.


 No.1518697

File: 7fc4bfcf5b92f5d⋯.jpg (336.26 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, tumblr_nu50g2wawP1qm6odzo1….jpg)

>>1518690

Impeccable logic


 No.1518699

File: 1af20b86e22d3e3⋯.jpg (2.3 MB, 2955x1978, 2955:1978, 1af20b86e22d3e3f9bbedcd48a….jpg)

>>1518697

oops, wrong pic


 No.1518702

File: 35f113ce83062ed⋯.jpg (51.29 KB, 789x529, 789:529, the chad tarkovsky.jpg)

>>1518697

>>1518699

>based jennyfag enters the thread

Glad to see you man!


 No.1518703

>>1518699

I really really want to see what Jenny says when she sees this work of art.


 No.1518707

>>1518697

>>1518699

thread derailment


 No.1518710

>>1518707

The actual derailment happened in >>1518227

It all went to shit from there


 No.1518712

>>1518707

we reached /thread here: >>1518597

now that the topic is obsolete we can just discuss whatever


 No.1518713

>>1518710

>expecting the mewch autist to act in good faith


 No.1518720

>>1518127

>Implying Joanne wrote any of that shit


 No.1518727

>>1518373

>The army has plenty of guns. There's nothing really stopping a wizard from going to an army base and stealing a bunch of guns, ammo and explosives.

oi m8! you got loicence to be on this property? ye I thought not, now bugger off back to class.


 No.1518734

File: d142ad644a43bbf⋯.jpg (436.67 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, d142ad644a43bbfa00369b7d07….jpg)

>>1518727

Why don't you come over here and make me, bro?


 No.1518737

>>1518732

>being this bluepilled

Harry Potter is CIA sponsored MK Ultra material, JK Rowling is the face they attached to it


 No.1518738

>>1518732

>That's why she told the directors, actors and the writer

I never said she wasn't involved in the project


 No.1518739

File: b8f8b636a76a7cf⋯.png (193.5 KB, 737x633, 737:633, zach's life.png)

Hey Birdcuck, how does it make you feel to know that Allison got to pound Zachy's pussy with a strap on and you'll never even be able to touch it?


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 No.1518743

>>1518734

*horde of refugees beheads you*

heh… nice try… infidel…


 No.1518756

File: 876c39118bbb45d⋯.jpg (34.34 KB, 460x276, 5:3, 73566.jpg)

>>1518743

*pounds you with my magic wand*


 No.1518762

>>1518740

>>1518755

>tinfoil

Sounds exactly like the thing a spook would say, while promoting actual psyops like flat earth and feathered dinosaurs >>>/cow/466453

I bet you're the one pushing the TLJ is kino meme too.

You glow in the dark, nigger.


 No.1518768

>>1518740

>>1518755

Oh and I forgot to say how you bash Trump at every opportunity you get but at the same time you're (((unemployed))) and find time to post here 24/7 while affording VPNs.

The only thing that doesn't make sense to me is how a deep state goon like you got doxxed without the BO of /cow/ getting suicided yet.


 No.1518771

>>1518768

>>1518762

Get some help and maybe see a psychologist. It's pretty sad to see someone who's reasoning skills have gone to such shit and whom posts about conspiracy theories.


 No.1518776

>>1518771

There is nothing wrong with hating a fascist kike.


 No.1518777

>>1518771

Unemployed and yet you can afford trips to (((England))), really makes me think. And I know you are pushing the (((TLJ))) meme too, those Star Wars threads disappeared around the time you were getting your posts deleted here.

And the (((IR porn))) spam and (((tranny))) promotion sounds like textbook demoralization too. You were the one feeding disinfo to Alex Jones weren't you?

I've outed you, spook.


 No.1518778


 No.1518780

File: 47aa52eba96e6cb⋯.png (185.66 KB, 448x468, 112:117, 93854t654.png)


 No.1518793

>Make it seem like Harry Potter needed to get stronger wands due to his innate ability

>Make it seem like he will be a grand wizard with superpowers

>To defeat Voldemart, he uses the most basic spell possible

>Voldemart technically kills himself because Harry Potter only knocks Voldemart's wand in the air and the spell from that wand shoots Voldemart

The whole thing was a ripoff, but thats what you get for going with a female writer.


 No.1518799

What is actually going on ITT here


 No.1518800

>>1518756

>assaulting a PoC

'at's a 'ate crime, luv

arrested

charged

executed

memory holed

better luck next time, ye fekken nazi


 No.1518803

Q was a mistake


 No.1518832

File: 4d9a0418856062c⋯.jpg (100.15 KB, 618x927, 2:3, 1367597784750.jpg)

Robertsfag(s), Zach, Stoneheads, Blissters and Maisie's Watch, I just want to say I love you guys. There's a lot of negativity and toxicity on this board at times but you guys are like a bright light shining in the darkness. I wish all of you well and I hope we can continue to make this board great.


 No.1518836

File: dab08510030f9bf⋯.png (306.2 KB, 453x648, 151:216, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1518832

>toxicity


 No.1518840

>>1518832

Thanks Cara


 No.1518920

File: 1667d81f7cb9de2⋯.png (132.63 KB, 227x435, 227:435, glowing zach.png)

>>1518737

>>1518741

>>1518755

>>1518768

>>1518777

>>1518780

I hope this is an act, because if not you're probably mentally unwell.

In any case, your theories were a lot more interesting than the dullest franchise.

Have a glowing in the dark Zachary in appreciation.

t. robertsfag


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 No.1518925

>>1518923

What would I do in reddit? Obsess about kiddie flicks like a soy-drinking manchild?


 No.1518929

File: 8edb7695dab9faf⋯.png (76.03 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1518934

>>1518929

What are you implying?

TTG is surreal humor.


 No.1518937

File: 3fab61e5d5ac839⋯.png (4.99 KB, 522x64, 261:32, Redpill Potter.png)


 No.1518979

>>1518937

Well if that's not all the proof you need that Harry Potter is one of the greatest and most based franchises of all time I don't know what will convince you.


 No.1519050

>>1518800

Why did the Anglos sell their souls to the Jews?


 No.1519068

>>1518335

>I know literally nothing about technology


 No.1519158

File: 7f175764c4a0f86⋯.jpg (505.8 KB, 2000x1505, 400:301, 6d55bc929f463236f3b128540f….jpg)

>>1518588

Please refrain from posting screencaps of offensive hate-anime.

>>1519050

>Anglos

>souls

Is that some kind of joke?


 No.1519162

>>1518588

>>1519158

Is Angel good if you're reformed goon tier when it comes to anime? By reformed goon tier I mean I don't watch it and I used to hate it until I realized it's board culture and that only a goon would hate on anons posting it.


 No.1519439

JK Rowling was ahead of her time

>if you ban guns, all the bad guys will still have guns but none of the good guys

>showcases this with a beloved franchise for kids

/ourgirl/


 No.1519442

>>1519068

>computers can't control moving parts


 No.1519446

File: 3f40dfc3ad7e5d9⋯.webm (8.45 MB, 692x408, 173:102, angelcop-ed.webm)

>>1519162

I was in the same boat as you about a year ago. I hated chinktoons because I hated the sound of nipspeak, and I would shitpost against them all day, but one day I got curious about all the memes derived from them. Angel Cop is really good. It's like a campy 80s action kino but with more focus on emotional impact and genuine redpills.


 No.1519453

>>1518473

not yet


 No.1519564

>>1518123

i've never really seen a whole hp movie, but if that's how it is, i like the irony of a liberal exposing the idiocy of, i assume, her own gungrabbing logic.


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 No.1519724

>>1518937

What's a good crossover fanfiction?


 No.1519809

>>1518136

In that one video game, they were treated like guns.


 No.1519824

File: 967197e702aa2a2⋯.jpg (229.85 KB, 1280x1328, 80:83, 3666.jpg)

I had a dream where Emma Watson served me ice cream with sprinkles and then took me to a nature conservatory where we spent the afternoon birdwatching.


 No.1519843

>make harry potter thread

>manchildren start gossiping and namefagging

This is why 8chan will always be shit


 No.1519855

>>1519446

I'll give it a watch then. Mind you, I've embraced anime posting (and even post anime girls) for about 7 years by now. I just don't watch it.


 No.1519856

>>1519843

Maybe you should stop accusing anyone who hates Harry Potter of being the robertsfag >>1518232


 No.1519860

>>1519856

Ok robertsfag


 No.1519868

>>1519824

This thread is about Harry Potter, not some crusty old escort. Stay on topic, please.


 No.1519876

File: fb789ef58db29ef⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 498x322, 249:161, ginny.gif)

>>1519868

yes yes, robertsfag, well done


 No.1519880

File: 7c8f095b1465197⋯.jpg (38.38 KB, 323x559, 323:559, 7c8f095b1465197b644bd7301b….jpg)

How did the robertsfag manage to live rent free in the heads of the pottercucks?

I want some free real state too.


 No.1519881

>>1519876

HOWEVER I'm not him, I'm just telling you to stay on-topic. Even a hapa can understand that all it takes is changing Emma Watson to Hermoine to not derail the thread into a redlight district of failure.


 No.1519884

File: a6eeda6f32d459e⋯.jpg (233.18 KB, 1920x800, 12:5, wizardAIDS.jpg)

>>1519881

Congratulations, you killed Ron. I hope you're happy.


 No.1519887

>>1519884

He was a terrible character anyway. Just like Hermoine. In fact, Potter would've been a lot better off running around with Nevilla and Luna.


 No.1519889

trips damn it


 No.1519892


 No.1519895

File: 3a3d151a4c7d855⋯.jpg (118.89 KB, 1853x772, 1853:772, narglegoggles.jpg)

If Luna had supernatural (to the wizarding world) abilities why didn't she find horcruxes


 No.1519898

>>1519895

Because JK Rowling is a hack writer who could barely flesh out her own main characters, least of all the side ones or even the world they lived in.


 No.1519909

File: c751de0f2bfa6c8⋯.png (1.2 MB, 979x689, 979:689, well_hello_harry.PNG)

>>1519868

>>1519881

>>1519887

>>1519898

>totally not robertsfag can't stop posting


 No.1519913

>>1519909

1. Not Robertsfag

2. It's cute you have a crush on him, but I don't think he's into hapa traps.

3. Not an argument.


 No.1519915

File: c410f66f67d188e⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>trolls trolling trolls using stale memes


 No.1519927

File: cb6358b9bd8b578⋯.jpg (104.97 KB, 612x612, 1:1, [judges you in toni].jpg)

>>1519909

>everyone is the same person


 No.1519933

>>1519880

You will have to become a waifufag if you want that kind of power.


 No.1519935

File: 810e0a1e3bb1966⋯.jpg (101.28 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sjw.jpg)


 No.1519941

>>1519933

Is it true what Gahoole says? That you can be a waifufag without posting waifus and that linkarafag is a waifufag?

Because avatarfagging as AJ while ripping on Harry Potter sounds enticing. Albeit he might be too popular already, maybe it's about the uniqueness.


 No.1519952

>>1519941

When did he say that?


 No.1519964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1519981

>>1519941

I miss the linkarafag. He was going to stream some linkara videos before he was bullied into dropping the linkara gimmick.


 No.1519986

>>1519981

Who bullied him? I remember Linkarafag being loved by all.


 No.1519991

>>1519986

It was that one guyI'm 99% sure it was AnimePro doing another one of his bits that kept complaining about avatarfagging not being true image board culture. Poor Linkarafag took him seriously and gave up his gimmick.


 No.1520001

>>1519991

>true image board culture

Must have been the margcuck or the birdfag


 No.1520008

File: b0dd098dc2fd797⋯.jpg (15.75 KB, 300x272, 75:68, 634233465745.jpg)

Please return to us, Linkarafag. We miss you.


 No.1520014

>>1520001

>everyone who hurts your hugbox fee-fees must have a username

You guys are silly.


 No.1520016

>>1520014

More like

>everyone who is butthurt about our gig is likely one of those cringey faggots who've been screeching for two years straight


 No.1520022

>>1519991

>>1520008

I miss him too, pretty sure he was the harvposter.

I collected some of his posts because they were so good.

Check out this thread for example. post 1257835

http://archive.is/JWZwR


 No.1520023

>>1520016

>trollshielding


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 No.1520027

>>1520023

>hitting back is trollshielding


 No.1520031

File: c4f428150c49bf5⋯.jpg (60.98 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 66a9e8f0af8104dd38f1020938….jpg)

>>1518123

>logical thinking

>female author

>or authors in general

>ever

The only reason some books even become great is because once in a while someone doesnt write something so stupid and it makes sense.

Almost all fiction is full of dumb shit one way or another.


 No.1520197

File: 1e9ca6f6f86c58b⋯.png (219.69 KB, 333x333, 1:1, Face4400.png)

File: 6959f5a22f90a65⋯.png (329.72 KB, 666x333, 2:1, Universal_genoside_dubs.png)

>>1518123

OP

Bad goys being way stronger than the good ones is just a way to make a power difference to drive the plot. It's the best fucking thing, and has been that for at least 50 years.

Seriously OP, it's not logic, it's the story. Go die n a wife, r ust fuck yoiu.


 No.1520271

File: ce20db58dd09b85⋯.png (293.89 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 0066.png)

>>1519868

>>1519881

Imagine being this triggered IRL


 No.1520462

>>1519909

>implying I know who Neville and Luna are

I think I grew out of the dullest franchise before they showed up.


 No.1520469

>>1519909

Oh and also these are the characters I know and remember:

>Grisha McLaggen (best girl)

>Ron and his brothers

>Hagrid

>Harry

>Igor

>Hermione

>Harry's uncle or whatever, the fat guy

>Dumbledore

>Hepzibah Smith

>Makarov

>Snaps

>Draco and his father

>Tom Riddle/Voldemort

>Wiglaf Sigurdsson

>Lazarus Smith


 No.1520476

>>1520031

This coming from a guy who watched anime lmao


 No.1520507

>>1519927

>everyone is the same person

This is actually true. You'll realize after the human race goes extinct. No one has their own soul, just a piece of The Great Big Soul.


 No.1524224

>>1520469

I don't know who half of those are


 No.1530079

>>1524224

Good for you




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