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Venom (2018) starring working man Tom Hardy as investigative journalist Eddie Brock is slated to be the most pro-communist film of the year. With a story about Brock's righteous fight against capitalist tycoon Carlton Drake who controls the neo-liberal/techno-fascist Life Foundation (Riz Ahmed) and his bonding with an alien symbiote (representing African Americans and the black power movement of the 1960s) which illustrates how both the white and black working class of America must come together if they want to change the system for the better.

Having seen an early screening of the film myself I can confidentially say that this is going to be a /tv/ favorite in the decades to come. A scene early in the film shows Eddie interviewing prisoners and elaborating on the problems of the prison-industrial complex present in America. My personal favorite however is the scene where Eddie lowers himself into the lobster tank of a pricey San Francisco restaurant in protest of the unjust working wages that the the immigrant staff have to accept.

I've already pre-ordered a ticket to see it again on it's official release date, October 5th, 2018. I hope you all do the same.

Another theme in the film is Venom's penchant for eating the rich, literally! Stay slimy, symbiote fans, and smash capitalism!


>PG 13

>sooooo exited its gonna be amazin


So is he only going to eat that one guy's brain?



Venom (2018) only eats the oppressive class of America! So minorities need not be concerned for their safety!



Niggers taste like shit.



Yeah but from your description that is only one guy. Can you really fill an hour plus Venom movie with only one brain?



He eats several cis-white males in the film!




The film of the proletariat? Damn, modern day commies are going to hate it.


Tom Hardy: 'My favourite 40 minutes of Venom were cut from the film'

Marvel fans may be looking forward to the release of the new superhero movie Venom – but for its star, Tom Hardy, it will be a bittersweet experience.

In an interview with ComicsExplained, Hardy admitted that all his favourite scenes had ended up on the cutting-room floor. When asked "What was your favourite scene to film?" he replied: "Things that aren’t in this movie."

The Taboo star continued: "There are like 30 to 40 minutes worth of scenes that aren’t in this movie… all of them. Mad puppeteering scenes, dark comedy scenes. You know what I mean? They just never made it in."


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>Commies consider actors "working class"

I almost forgot that the definitions of words don't matter to communists.



You know, it's kind of funny that their solution to fixing the system is to invest millions in making useless propaganda instead of forming homeless shelters and student debt relief programs under a free market with tax breaks.



Trying to convert others to your way of thinking is far more important



Here's the thing though, they can convert everyone to their way of thinking by helping them out, not through making anti-drumpf propaganda no. 99999332nd. They clearly have the money to do so as well. I believe that the elites are manipulating the lower class to be intentionally angrier to coerce them to antagonize groups opposed to their interests. They call for politicians to be attacked and for their advocates to be assaulted/fired.

It's kind of fucked up when you think about it. I don't know why people are willing to trust those evil liars whenever they take power. You'd think that people would realize what we're saying, but I guess that a lot of them are desperate in need of a solution.


We're comin, buckos.


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>PG 13

I am 12 but I look older =^_^= Who is 2006 master race here?


>Tom Hardy

What the fuck happened to him?


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He took off the mask. Now nobody cares who he is.


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>that monologue




You're too obvious disney, get your shit together.



Venom is the defender of the homeless.


>Ahmed is a neo liberal techno fascist



>heavily pampered faggots that maybe worked in retail at most think they're working class

why can't we have a civil war already?


> his bonding with an alien symbiote (representing African Americans and the black power movement of the 1960s)

Are you okay, OP?

I'm really worried about your mental health.



He's Elon Musk.



No I

am elon Musk



That's where you end up posting once your company's stock is in freefall mode.


>movie about a leftycuck getting possessed by a black alien

>literally a metaphor for BLACKED

Toppest of keks



Sounds like kino to me.


>OP makes some shit up with no link or archive

>everyone falls for it



>Eddie lowers himself into the lobster tank of a pricey San Francisco restaurant

Is this a Peterson-approved film?


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>Venom was distrubed by the high frequency wave and separated itself from Eddie. Then, escaped via the vent. Eddie barged out from the hospital and ambushed by Drake's henchmen. Eddie was sedated and being taken away. Venom saw Eddie being abducted by the henchmen from far, but unable to do anything because it didn't have a host. Venom found Anne and fused with her, then proceed to rescue Eddie. Drake met Eddie, again, and he sensed that Eddie lost his symbiote, he asked Eddie about the location of Venom. Drake was able to sense a symbiote because he fused with Riot (Riot flew all the way from Malaysia to United States, hopping from host to host, finally met Drake and decided to cooperate with him to launch a spaceship for his invasion plan). Drake asked his guys to kill Eddie, and he went off to his space station for his launch program. She-Venom arrived the scene and rescued Eddie, kissed him and transfered the symbiote back to Eddie. Venom reached the space station and fought Riot (the camera work is terrible here, Venom vs. Riot, both dark characters fighting in the night, with shaky camera, imagine that). In the end, Riot was killed by Venom by exploding the spaceship. Venom was supposed to be dead (due to the burning and explosion), but later on we found out that he did not died. The movie ended with Eddie Brock getting along with Anne again, and they (Venom and Eddie) decided on hurting bad guys only, then the convenient store scene in the trailer happened. The End

She-Venom confirmed!



UPGRADE was more fun



Best film of the decade



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Sage negated Sweetie ;)



Why do you think anyone cares if it's made up or not?



got any pics of his penis?



looks like jenny, who dat?



if traps get on HRT before puberty they're indistinguishable from real women



except the whole vagina, uterus thing



eh, honestly if the dick's cut off before puberty too the gash isn't too disgusting looking also you're only supposed to do anal with traps everyone knows this. Sage for off topic



Spoke like a true homo


Anthony Cumia's love interest ;)



/tv/ is 90% homo sweetie




So it's red pilled? Definitely worth the download.



>showing feet



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>he thinks we don't pretend to be homo so Robotfags will contract HIV when having sex with traps

You're such a cutsie!



t. ahmed



>Spic loan shark


Why does lefty always lie?



I thought the loan shark was south east asian.


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>It was a record weekend at the box office for Sony's release of Venom, which delivered a massive $80 million, topping the previous October opening weekend record by more than $20 million.

>Internationally, Venom delivered $125.2 million from 58 markets for a record October global opening over $205 million


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In the script maybe, but real SEAnigger looks more like half pajeet and half sand nigger.



Nice outfit max. Loving the shoes


Disney shills lying thought their teeth are disgusting.



Disneyshills BTFO!


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what did he mean by this?



It's not the communists that have money. There's an Oligarchy of super rich individuals behind the scenes, a shadow government of corporate interests that stay in power by use of media manipulation. I think commies just fall into the useful idiots category since they want everyone to become part of a collective of genderless, raceless and "class-less" "perfect-copy-of-each-other-so-everyone-can-be-equal-on-every-level" humanoids… And this Oligarchy just sees that as the perfect way to forever maintain a steady supply of skilled cheap labor for its assembly lines and business shops. That way, they don't need to waste resources conjuring events like the Syrian refugee crisis.


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Would the symbiote watch her shower?



For a while before forcefully assimilating her anally



doesnt she play those feminist and suffragettes?





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Communism is jewish and Eddie Brock is about as far from a jew as you can get.


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What did she mean by this?



>the entire world forgot about the sincere literal communist nigger film that came out during the summer

>not a single one of those shitbag pinko liberal e-celeb places like (((wisecrack))) or chapo fail house covered it or shoved it down everyones throat despite it being written by a literal commie nigger that used to perform with (((rage against the machine))), stars an actor who used to be homeless before his career

>literally made for these purple haired "diversityis our strength" fucks despite their normalfag "this is the best movie because im not racist" clamoring over the "we wuz" nigger cape shit movie

>not even /pol/ knows it exists despite the degenerate shit in the movie

>not even /leftypol/ talks about it



She means that, not only she is nordic, but she is also proud traitor and product of dysgenics.

tl;dr: "please hang me"



Protesting against low working wages for immigrants is useless when everyone is pro-immigration and business owners can import as many immigrants as they like. It is a battle that cannot be won unless immigration is severely limited.


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Commies are tsundere for Porkie



i like how her skin turns into shit with that zoom in.



>ancrap doesn't war a fedora

I bet this was made by /liberty/



Is this the new redpanels?



It's not quite as shitty as redpanels


If it makes MCU cucks mad it's a good thing.



>being a muslim




>A murderous parasite that will make their host go insane lusting after blood is a representation of the negroes and the black power movement.

Yeah, it checks out, i can buy that explanation.


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>Sony Swings Past $1 Billion As ‘Venom’ Bites $35M+ in 2nd weekend

>Venom is at $142.8M domestic through 10-days


Soyllywood producing crap, as always.



Paid critics and MCU shills tried to destroy the movie and failed miserably.


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I never understood the rivalry.



oh I'm sure Marvel would want a Marvel movie to fail you fucking idiot.



My man you sound like an NPC parroting MSM right-wing gibberish, read some Marx and Engels if you want to understand that shit. Join the working man before it's too late. Gonna be party time in the streets soon, you don't wanna be a rightysoy when it happens. Stay safe bro!

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