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File: b149287cafeb9c4⋯.jpg (32.49 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Hot-Head.jpg)

 No.1683987

What was his problem?

 No.1683989

He had Alzheimer's and saw Courage as his Jap torturer in dubya dubya two.


 No.1684005

His wife gave more attention and love to the dog than him


 No.1684006

His hat was too tight, his wife showed more affection towards their dog than towards him, he was unable to produce an offspring, he had no-one else to talk to but his wife…


 No.1684009

He was retarded. I mean what kind of fucking farmer can't even grow crops?


 No.1684011

>>1684009

He was like a 100 years old, he was too weak and feeble to do it at the time we saw him.


 No.1684076

>>1684009

He was in a desert anon.

And muriel raised eggplants IIRC.


 No.1684079

File: 91dd20e366f2b90⋯.png (389.31 KB, 550x401, 550:401, ClipboardImage.png)

His brother was Ben "Pull the trigger on ever nigger" Garrison


 No.1684085

>>1684079

>ever nigger


 No.1684095

File: 8eaad0d8540b506⋯.jpg (68.39 KB, 701x634, 701:634, zxQWMQR.jpg)

>>1684079

>ever nigger

A worthy opponent.


 No.1684099

>>1684095

Would fit into the show tbh.


 No.1684101

BLO BLO BLO BLO OH NO


 No.1684117

WHATS HUH?!


 No.1684193

File: 583bf3ac1330d1c⋯.png (110.71 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 1499930075484[1].png)

Typical Kansan. Probably a fucking Jayhawks fan as well.


 No.1684251

>>1684193

Why would someone from Paraguay care?


 No.1684263

>unloved by his parents

>treated like literal garbage by his mother

>outshined by his brother

>took out his anger on everyone else, keeping him from having any close friends

>years of this making him intensely jealous of a fucking dog

>farm didn't produce anything, had to rely on the government dole

>truck was a pile of shit

>constantly assailed by the supernatural

What else are we missing?


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 No.1684272

>>1684268

I don't know how I missed that one. Good thing he wasn't also a manlet. Bald manlets with firearms don't end well for anyone.


 No.1684420

File: 43f5c57e4cb2c4c⋯.jpg (24.53 KB, 480x360, 4:3, You sir are extremely bald.jpg)

>>1684268

Finally an Anon posts the right answer.


 No.1684422

>>1684095

My god, is that even its final form?


 No.1684813

>>1684009

He clearly has a productive chicken coop.


 No.1684952

>>1684263

is this all canon? is it ever shown in the show?


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 No.1685008

>>1684973

interesting. what episodes? does he say it to the camera or to his wife or how is it revealed?


 No.1687747

>>1684263

>Tries to keep the supernatural and evil away by showing them the door

>Bitch wife emasculates him and lets them right in


 No.1687798

>>1687747

In fact, most of the time Eustache is that how you spell his name? doesn't even notice that his visitors are supernatural beings. Like when King Ramses comes, he thinks that's the guy from the museum in a costume, even after he demonstrates his powers.


 No.1687834

>>1687798

What's yer offer?


 No.1687849

File: 97372f374d5183f⋯.png (304.02 KB, 350x676, 175:338, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1687851

File: c94b5d539e9f1f9⋯.webm (3.04 MB, 854x480, 427:240, return the slab.webm)


 No.1687854

File: d620fb5aa62d5b2⋯.png (165.37 KB, 310x366, 155:183, ClipboardImage.png)

He had mommy issues. His mother hates him and calls him 'stupid boy' the same way he calls Courage 'stupid dog' so he's actually venting out his frustration of his mother to the dog.


 No.1687858

>>1687854

Seems like a typical /tv/ poster.


 No.1687860

>>1685008

Iirc there was one episode where we saw young Eustachy in his childhood


 No.1687863

>>1687854

>That pantyshot

Nani!? Kawaii uguu!

fucking fanservice


 No.1687865

>>1684263

>>1687854

the episode where eustace gets fucked up by the raincloud caused by his bad mood and gives courage his hat at the end really drove this home. poor fuck obviously never had anyone do anything nice for him until he was far too jaded to even notice it.


 No.1687881

File: 23c2c18d2590b21⋯.jpg (69.5 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, barbara-bush-pearls-today-….jpg)

>>1687854

What's huh?


 No.1687885

>>1687881

>stupid boy, why couldn't you be more like your brother!


 No.1688018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1688025

>>1683987

He's a major character in repetitive soytoon that quickly loses any interest or appeal. I would also be angry.


 No.1690616

Poor eyesight, we all forgot he had poor eyesight too. And no teeth. I guess you can't enjoy anything in life in his condition.


 No.1690651

Man, this show is darker than I remember it to be.


 No.1690662

File: b6837349fd3e705⋯.jpeg (9.61 KB, 258x196, 129:98, images (4).jpeg)

>Old has shit

>No sons or daughters so he's all alone

>Wife only cares about their dog (reason he hates him so much)

>Lived in the middle of a depressing orange morbid fields in the middle of nowhere


 No.1690670

>>1690662

They didnt live in the city, so they lived in the outskirts of Nowhere.


 No.1690689

>>1688018

>Eustache lifts the curse by doing an act of kindness

<oh Courage, YOU did the impossible!

LOL


 No.1690700

>>1690689

I kinda like how it was Eustace willing to be kind towards a mirror image of his childhood self, the only thing he could relate strongly enough to to feel empathy at that point. Courage got into some oddly tragic territory at times.


 No.1690782

>>1690689

Yeah both characters have flaws. It's just that Eustace is an extrovert.

This show is mental as fuck now that I watch it.


 No.1690824

File: 5526011a62f454c⋯.jpeg (8.08 KB, 369x136, 369:136, download.jpeg)

I have a theory, Eustace is fucking the dog and that's why he's so angry,he can't admit to himself he's a degenerate knowing he was an elite SS officer in his youth back in Germany.

The old cunt doesn't put out snatch anymore,and plus she's fat anf groce. So one day he takes courage to the attict and fucks him,that also explains why the dogs fucked up all the time,he suffers from PTSD+bipolar and hallucinations .

Rate/ my theory


 No.1690839

>>1684079

That really looks like Ben tbh.


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 No.1690883

>>1690824

Why is it always about either bestiality or pedophilia with you people


 No.1690936

>>1690883

It's what reddit considers zany.


 No.1690969

File: 2b724be0c82ee54⋯.jpg (29.89 KB, 720x505, 144:101, 1413569572937.jpg)

>>1690824

>anf groce

>attict


 No.1691027

>>1690824

You didn't even try to pretend you aren't a jew writing a fapfic of Courage.


 No.1691124

>>1690883

>You people


 No.1691167

>>1691124

Visiting /tv/ is like visiting a safari for me


 No.1691174

>>1691167

And visiting /b/ is like visiting a freak show.


 No.1691207

>>1691174

and visiting ur mom is like visiting the brothel ;)


 No.1691234

File: 1e564a1834fc43b⋯.gif (484.27 KB, 250x210, 25:21, taps.gif)


 No.1691314

>>1684095

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.1691356

>>1691207

momdup btfo


 No.1691394

You guys remember the one episode where the zombies wanted to make a snuff film in their basement? Or the one episode that dealt with domestic abuse?

What strange show


 No.1691401

File: a98c9e4308fe513⋯.jpg (69.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, A lesson for the kids.jpg)

>>1691394

>domestic abuse episode

Well wait a minute Anon, I don't remember that ever happe…. Oh…


 No.1691428

>>1691394

Im still amazed that they aired it at CN, i used to love the show and simultaneously be afraid of it as a kid

Especially the zombie episode and the one with hamburger restaurant


 No.1691437

>>1691401

Were the dogs supposed to be black people?


 No.1691438

>>1691437

no, abusive white trash


 No.1691441

>>1691438

Hey Zach.


 No.1691445

>>1691441

he is right tho


 No.1691471

>>1691437

Dogs were supposed to represent men and cats as women. One of the cats thought all dogs were abusive but Courage saves her lesbian lover and shows her otherwise.

You know, a kid's show


 No.1691858

The dogs were dogs, the cat was a cat, and the bunny was a bunny. And yes, the cat and the bunny were obvious lesbians (really what lesbian couple doesn't have at least one partner that takes dick on the side?)


 No.1691860

>>1687881

I can see Jeb sitting on the couch with his goblin wife, putting on a Donald Trump mask to scare their Chihuahua dog away.


 No.1692053

>>1691860

Too real.


 No.1692103

File: 76b0f5cd225b6a6⋯.png (245.14 KB, 450x349, 450:349, 76b.png)

>Hey courage,you stupid dog come here

>OHHH NOOW MURIEL HES DOINNG IT AGAIN

>*Covers his mouth

>Shut up ya stupid dog,Hun take this

>MURIEEEEL

>Oh fuck,sa tight

>Muriel walls in*

>* Oh you boys! I will come back when you guys are done!I'm making soup

>MURIEEEEL


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 No.1692393

>>1684268

Arguably the worst factor here.


 No.1692397

>>1691445

dupskins btfo




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