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She looks more like Ursula lmao


wtf how is lohan not dead yet


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With a big head like that, she'd be a perfect Flounder.



I hate that little shit.


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>old hag thot trying to be relevant again



Fuck you flounder is based


i don't remember ariel walking with a cane


She is a hag but I'm surprised that Disney didn't picked a Gorilla looking sheboon to play the marmeid.


Bullshit, black is the new orange.

What means that everyone who is ginger should be done by a negro now


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What happened to Lohan? I know she was into drugs a while back, but surely they can't account for how ragged she looks, right? She was almost pretty in a handsome man-jaw sort of way back in the dya.


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Ariel should only be played by a genuine QT ginger in her teens



After her fall from grace she now has to pay for relevancy by sacrificing a little of her life force to Jewish producers every time she needs an interview or minor role.


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Yes, back in the day, sigh…


Too late, /ourguy/ James already did a superior Ariel with Amber.





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You got a problem with that, Hamid?







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Mera is Ariel as a busty waterbender



It is still capeshit.




cool, she's the host of hotel impossible. What happened to the wop?


A cucktoon turned into a real action Cuckywood movie.

This smells like tragedy.



<An old,dried up, drug addled used up, hag

<wants to play young temptress

This won't end well…….


The train wreck & resulting salt piles will be glorious.I suppose it could be worse they could have cast Emma Flopson.



>old hag thot

I like that



A live action remake better have a young teen walking around in barely anything or there's going to be some fires set in the magic kingdom.


Lindsay is a case study on why you should keep your kids the fuck away from Hollywood.


Would have worked over 17 years ago


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These women are the same age.



Cocaine's a helluva drug



It's not fair bros. Fucking kikes i hate them.



Didn't she convert to towelhead or am I thinking of someone else?



Fuck, she can't even wear a pair of shades correctly and not look like a retard.


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Amazing cover, I wonder if its kino.



2019. we shall see. private eye thats secretly a werewolf.

probably better than a couple of the sharknado flicks


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Aliana was always my favorite Lohan tbh



oof. is this just bad genes or terrible lifestyle/choices?


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where's her boobs?



Still in a cab on their way to the cabana.



sounds exhausting


File: 581db2168a7765b⋯.webm (7.67 MB, 1280x534, 640:267, lilomel.webm)

was this a gritty adult reboot of the parent trap?



Sinead O'Connor did but they're both uggo


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before no one asks, music from that clip of that lilo movie where she's a stripper/whore


nope! never going to happen



>but surely they can't account for how ragged she looks, right?

cocaine is a hell of a drug. now imagine being able to buy it in any amount at any time for a decade


Yeah I can see it. Just gotta autotune her smokers voice out.



She's 32 and looks like she's in her late 50s with too much plastic surgery





She was a meth addict



why get the poor man's cocaine when you can just get cocaine?


Lohandup btfo



>Ariel lets out a raspy crack whore's smokers cough, left eye twitching, she lies back groaning while a Saudi Prince shits on her face

A true Disney Princess


sistertrap dup btfo




roasties are delusional. incels rise up!

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