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Preseason #3

Jaqen H'ghar edition


dup btfo


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>2,739 days since A Dance with Dragons



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Now that dust has settled, do we rate the meta scenes with theatre troupe in S6?


>3 posts

>no archive links

which newfag made this?


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He doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell to finish the series and he knows it, that's why it is taking so long. He could shit out three more books and he'd still only be on book two of his grand outline. His mistake was to make the books have protagonists I think, he should just keep finding new characters and viewpoints, this would allow him to zap all over the place and not having to worry so much about time and stuff. Who cares what Jon or Stannis is up to? Just switch to another character years later who heard what happened to them or discover it.


oh nevermind it's the jaqenfag



The Spoony cuckchanner, obviously.



Either that, or the exact opposite - stick to the characters he focused on in first three books and thoroughly plan their plotlines until the ending chapters before even starting AFFC. Seems like he vastly overestimated both his writing and storytelling capabilities, chose the most difficult road of further developing the protagonists he already had plus introducing bunch of new characters and locations. Of course it ended up as a huge mess impossible to finish in another two novels.

>muh gardener approach


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Are the rumours true?


This show is terrible.



in current era of television when any netflix crap passes for acceptable entertainment, GoT is still considerably above average, even if nowhere near as good as first three of four seasons


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>people actually think this



He's right though. Post examples proving him wrong or get out.


>>1798666 (satan trips checked)

I think it still would be rather hard if he decided to just focus on the ones he has written about at length, you can't really do skips that way. The great thing about the mosaic gimmick is that you can use it to tell a larger story if used right without having to write about every single detail.



If you're trying to trick me into watching shows that are even worse than GoT, you aren't clever enough to pull it off.



I'm trying to trick you into spilling the beans about these mystical shows you've been watching that are better than GoT. Mystery arguments are shit so if you don't think GoT is above average in this age of niggered jewish telenovellas then post something that is.



Yes. Hodor raped that kid and they are lovers.


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>when any netflix crap passes for acceptable entertainment

Right off the bat he's saying other things are worse as if that makes Game of Thrones any less shit, so we can disregard that first bit.

>GoT is still considerably above average

The average is dogshit, so why should we care?

>even if nowhere near as good as first three of four seasons

The first four seasons were also dogshit. The first season was mediocre but not terrible, but it was still just a vehicle for soft core porn and gore. If you like Game of Thrones, you're a dumb person, as simple as that. You're a trashy dipshit and you should consider suicide



If you have the choice between watching garbage and trash, the answer is to read a book instead, nigger.



Doesn't mean that paper trash isn't above nigger puke and streetshitter poo.


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GoT was the last show I watched. You think I watch television, nigger?



>/tv/ - television and movies

I, uh, guess not.



Don't be naive, sweetie.


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Read a book, nigger. No, not trash like A Song of Ice and Fire or Harry Potter. Read a real book, you worthless piece of Africa.



Isn't John Gray the guy behind the complete drivel that was "men are from Mars and women are from Venus"? Even Gurm is better than reading that.


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That's a completely different nigger. Faggot on the right is who you're thinking off, the intellectual on the left is who you should be reading.


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"Average" is by definition average, not "dogshit". When it comes to television, the benchmark for average should be whether you regret the time you spent watching the show. It's ironic you tell someone to consider suicide for consuming mainstream show and not regretting the time he spent on it, and yet (You) spend your time shitposting on /tv/ imageboard when television and films are apparently below your patrician taste.

tl;dr: kys


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>hurr, y u shitpost instead of consume jewshit shclock

When you shitpost you are engaging in a creative activity where you have control. When you watch something, you are engaging in passive voyeurism. If you're going to subject yourself to whatever trash they project onto your television just because "you don't regret" the time you've wasted doing so, you deserve death. Right now, an asteroid should wipe out your worthless existence.


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I'd enjoy such approach, definitely. Just thinking of other ways ASOIAF should have been handled instead of its current state.

>you can't really do skips that way

Isn't that what Fat Hack intented to do originally? Two year gap or something?



>When you shitpost you are engaging in a creative activity

Is that how you cope with your miserable existence? Coming to GoT thread, saying show is dumb, posters here should kill themselves and expecting easy (You)s is your creative output for the day? Could be that you're just a social retard craving attention because you're not getting any in real life. Fuck off and end your suffering already, it's not going to get any better.



did he touch arya?



Yeah, but it didn't work out for obvious reasons. You can't just put the characters in stasis and half the time would be spent in flashbacks. The entire issue stems from having to follow up on the fan favorites instead of moving on with the bigger plot.



you wouldn't?


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you talk like a woman



no. i dont touch retards. thats wrong. she does have FAS no?



definitely, not that it would stop me


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oof. thirsty.

i'd def diddle sansa tho. no penetration tho. she looks dirty down under.


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Why doesn't he just admit it's over and spend the remaining 5-10 years of his life enjoying himself while getting easy HBO cashing for consulting the GoT spin-offs? Makes no sense to just fuck with the readers and be remembered as a lazy liar.

If you're familiar with ASOIAF, how many fucking plotlines there are to finish, how much time it takes him to write just one novel that barely progresses the main plot, and how much time he spends fucking around on his blog, nerd cons or watching NFL, you can be 100% sure it's over. He should know better than anyone else.


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my mate claims he met her at a club and had a good sniff when she stood next to him

described it as mdma sweat, chav cum and mcdonald's



sounds about right. although i imagine she smells a bit like shitty UK ciggs and some cheap ass prostitot type perfume. but no deodorant


Does anyone have those pics of passed out naked Kit Harrington? Supposedly he was cheating on his Ygritte fiance with some russian instagram thot and she took pics.



not gonna lie I got a bit hard reading that



not gonna lie, i got a bit sad reading that


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Post some forgotten, but based characters from the novels which didn't make it to TV adaptation.


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Me on the left



so dirty tee hee


was an interesting scene to say the least. also, nice nose jew


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File: 4c7f67268283813⋯.webm (431.51 KB, 640x274, 320:137, life&growth.webm)


really? i thought you guise watched alotta movies.

motivational growth



What made you think that?



half the shit you guise whine about is tv/movies. so i figured y'all watched em.

motivational growth is great btw. got into some trouble and didnt get wide release cuz the cuck incharge of the music sued them when they used their music in the trailers without permission or someshiet like that.

the mold knows, jack, the mold knows


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How many more days do we have to wait bros?



few more months and you'll get your fix of people with fake british accents talking for 45 minutes and 5 minutes of half decent content



How fucking new are you, kid?



new to what? life? no. 8ch? no. dealing with autistic cunts like yourself? no.



cisdups btfo



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sure thing, jack



>half the shit you guise whine about is tv/movies. so i figured y'all watched em

The fuck? Nobody here has watched a movie in years. We hate movies.

>new to what? life? no. 8ch? no. dealing with autistic cunts like yourself? no.

You clearly are new to /tv/. The only things /tv/ likes are Drive, The Thing, Krull, and Frasier. And only two of those things are actually good.


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hol' up, ima let you finish. but first off, i know you guise hate everything. been lurking here long enough to know you hate each other and each others taste in content.

i'm just here to annoy y'all with my own taste and opinions.

also, who is zach and why should i hate them?



/tv/, you dumb nigger. Stop posting.



not new. and i'll stop posting when you stop touching yourself to kids and trannies


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He said that he owed the red god three deaths but the people he killed weren’t burned



Keep in mind the Faceless Men believe there is only one god, Death. So the 'red god' can be repayed by murder because it's all the same god.




Jesus I give upm


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which one will show tibbies in newest season?



I don't think either of them can. There's some britbong law against no nudity for an actor who portrayed a child on tv, unless Jim Saville is present.



they're kids? they look 30 to me officer



I think the law says if the actor was a child at some point on the show, you can never have a nude scene with them even a decade later when they are of legal age.



seems like a dumb rule tbqh.



It's britain. What would you expect?


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i'd expect some tea and biscuits while i watch sansa's tiddies on screen.



Fraiser and KRULL arw kino



He just wants to enjoy his spot in the limelight in his final years. Plus nobody hates Frank Herbert for dying before finishing his series.




Obviously I was talking figuratively.



well i gotta say, i like your figure, you work out?



Y-yes 😳


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well it shows anon. keep it up. me-ow!



I think that is quite obvious by this point when he said he was going to make like 2 new books because it would be the seven kingdoms or something retarded.

And then there have only been 2 previews or him reading a little slice of chapter and then fucking off to some place, while these people actually believe the books is going to be finished.

Too bad that GOT ending is going to be canon because a fat fuck could not finish one book for the life of him.



>Too bad that GOT ending is going to be canon

At least we will get some kind of ending, that's more than can be said for many other unfinished book series due to author death.


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True art detected. Realism needs support.


I want to see Maisie's ones:1



she only got one tidday ball!!!

also her nails are trash



Yeah they were tacky and stood out like a sore thumb. Zero subtlety, it could’ve been one scene where Arya sees some kids play sword-fighting and one falls the other “the traitor Ned Stark” or something like that. Way subtler



Is that Ann Frank?


File: 91598bb31f239b2⋯.webm (536.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ffbelt.webm)


is this real?


File: 9d787c7d059be77⋯.jpg (335.45 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, check my weird outfit.jpg)


Doe sit look unreal to you, Mr. Trips-Man?


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i been fooled before. don't fool me bro

i need more bewbie pics

also what the fuck is wrong with her knee??!!


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Sorry I couldn’t find the archive links. There was also something wrong with 8chan connection while making this thread.


Hello there.


Not Spoony but Jaqen.



Did we met before anon?


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>what the fuck is wrong with her knee?

I don't know. They seem okay to me.


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literally unfuckable


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>Not Spoony but Jaqen.

Same thing.


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Now that you've mentioned it. It does


Jon Snow & Lady Stoneheart



A girl gets tied up in my rape dungeon and doesn't complain.


>Watching TV soys.

But why?


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Throw these peasants into the sea!



These has been posted a thousand fucking times and I have to ask - is it real?



No, it isn't.


File: fef62c641fdf83a⋯.png (288.46 KB, 477x318, 3:2, 4CA0B5A4-46ED-4FF8-9EEE-87….png)

Captain Maario Naharis



Euron Greyjoy

Victarion Greyjoy

Areon Greyjoy



Did Euron managed to sail to Valyria and come back alive?


Next Thread: Euron Greyjoy Edition.



that knee protrudes quite a bit. her legs always look weird to me. especially when she wears heels


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Jaqen Naharis



i thought he was just… joking nigga


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they're gonna make her a red witch this season. pyromancer salsa ftw



Good to see HBO are still retarded



last good thing they made was The Wire season 3 tbh



i'd write for them if they asked. would be better than the current shite they produce.


I think we stop /got/ for a while till season 8 airs on tv. Cause right now it’s death. Sounds like a good plan no?



There's really nothing to talk about, not even Gurm's bowel movements.


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No way, we still have 9 more threads to go before the season starts.

We can fill all those threads with MAISIES, though!



But there’s nothing to discuss about except maybe shitposting but it will get boring after a while.



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Does anyone even like the the second Daario they'ce picked? The original one was perfect, a flamboyant and cocky mercenary making every pussy around him wet. The new one is random thirty-something hipster working as account manager in ad agency.

Speaking of Daario, is the story done with him or is he coming back in S8? There doesn't seem to be any reason to go back to the shitskin lands story-wise.



no, why cant they cant the original actor?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


We could talk about Brexit, it's pretty much GoT tier.



He decided to leave the show to replace Jason Statham in Transporter movies - but they only made one more.



Season 8 premiere date to be anounced this Sunday btw



Before True Detective? We getting a trailer?


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I remember this meme



>middle ages

>have access to sewing machines that double stitch clothes.



True Detective starts this month it seems, so definitely after. Supposedly April.


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>The entire issue stems from having to follow up on the fan favorites

One of Railroad's strengths is also (another) of his profound liabilities - he's essentially a fat greasy superfan who did good and became a writer as opposed to 99% of fiction creators who excel at:

< not being obese

< not being "fans" in the traditional sense

< not being particularly social

George is all of these things and they spelled his undoing as his increased fame and success made him lapse into professional "Idea Guy" mode for HBO. The fatness thing is a common bullying point for us and Railroad and I like to harp on this in every GoT thread, but it really is unusual for writers and I find the association of /fit/ and /lit/ vs. /tv/ and /lit/ interesting as it effectively tracks those who make /lit/ vs those who consume /lit/


>Why doesn't he just admit it's over

Same reason he backed the pozzing of the Hugo awards for the writefags. He's a nihilistic leftie boomer. He wont pass the books on to another capable author(s) for the same reason he and his ilk want to hand out awards to negroidals and gyno-americans… he doesn't want to be eclipsed by anyone younger. Promoting "diversity" is the Boomer's way of subconsciously preventing anyone from upstaging them the way they upstaged their parents & grandparents generation, so they burn it all on the way out so they'll be remember as great.



No I mean will the True Detective premiere this Sunday have a trailer? If that’s when the date for GoT is announced then it seems likely.


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The original one made his hairstyle look cool. The new one makes his hair look shitty.


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Season 4 to 5 off season best off season because we knew it was going to shit, still got leaks but no bans on the half chan




If I remember correctly didnt some euro autist go crazy with spamming and thread wars eventually leaving /got/ to be banned while the show wasnt running?


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>Three-Eyed Raven

Mine has 2, 4 or even 6 sometimes.



What about a WesExit?



West Germany doesn't exist anymore



I was talking a exit from Westeros.


File: dca85bd9748661c⋯.jpg (81.06 KB, 341x436, 341:436, brown ben plumm.jpg)

Brown Ben Plumm



aka Pointless Character #43626



t. a boring autistic reader



umm, no. the autistic ones are those who come up with insanely convoluted theories to try and pretend that GRRM is a genius who actually has a plan for each and every character



aka a based funny character.


It is time for /got/ to stop for a while. there's nothing to discuss now, neither the show nor the books.



We can discuss Maisies, though! We only have 9 threads to go, come on guys! /got/ is gonna be great!



name one funny thing he's done



I think he ate a bowl of crickets and died.



I'm pretty sure you're thinking of a different character. That fat slave guy that fought for Dany whose name I can't remember - the locusts were poisoned, but he barely survived.



Strong Belwas, it was.


Euron Greyjyoy & Daario Naharis


File: 89d9a25c58d441f⋯.png (261.41 KB, 590x250, 59:25, Eurion.png)



of all the retarded-ass fan theories, this is by far the worst



I know but I wanted to discuss the retard theory of Daario being Euron. I want to BTFO the retards who believe in it.



But anyway, how are you doing man?



do I know you?




I kinda like it. It fits with shit like Barristan being in disguise.


File: ef8297780169d37⋯.png (209.62 KB, 418x475, 22:25, OK.png)


Fucking wut?


Will season 8 be kino? 6 episodes being 2 hour long right? It has to be kino.



There better be a lot of wheat and landscape shots. Seriously though, if the final season manages to surprise me that would be amazing. Like a Neon Genesis Evangelion ending or a tweeest that changes everything.



have you seen the last three seasons? it's going to be shit, most likely written as a fanservice to please the normalslimes



Yes I have.0



In the book, Barristan spends time with Dany as a mysterious figure. The reader doesn't know this. He only reveals his true identity when he is convinced Dany is worthy. On the show they didn't do this because people would know based on the actor.


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>is worthy


File: 948edad7cee86b4⋯.jpg (78.32 KB, 600x900, 2:3, gt.jpg)

>Ice king literally kill everyone

>Its summer again zambies die or go back to 1000years of sleep

>The Jan Snaw and Dragon burger incest kid is alive, Lannister incest kids is also alive

>The incest kids marry each other and rule the kingdoms

>They produce uber incest kid that becomes another mad king

>The ride never ends


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>that pic

>that post



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yes Aristan Whitebeard. I thought you mean another retard theory were someone glamoured himself to look like Barristan S.


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Two monkeys trying rape a white leprechaun



I forgot they made a nigger version of Death at a Funeral.



So I haven't been paying attention, when does the new season air?



there's a non-nigger version?



start tomorrow mate




But seriously though, I missed these threads, good to be back fams, it's like the autism of old-school brit/pol/ is brought back to life through these threads.



glad to see you too, la


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this is somehow even creepier than those arya doll collections posted by maisiefags



You can say that again,



>implying you wouldn't follow a loli braphog to the end of the world



Which jew made this ?



all of em, jack, all of them.



What is Victaron's endgame?


File: 0b1e9eb723389fa⋯.jpg (99.52 KB, 692x734, 346:367, bugman.jpg)

>mfw based Daenyrys btfos Cersy

God I love got! Or maybe I should say science I love got! xD





Dragon loli braps.


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>Not watching it ironically


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Yeah it was the filter fag that got it banned after season five. But to be fair there was a collective melt down when Stannis died.



Was filter fag the asshole who would sperg out if he counted more than one got thread in the catalog?



>all three of these characters were cut from the show

Really makes me think. Like the meme though.



I think so. He got his name because he kept saying he was filtering people and alerting the mods. The mods got sick of it so they banned the threads until season six. Then we went unbanned the whole time until season seven until freecucks came and Bobby posted until we got banned again.


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Where everyone go ?



Nobody gives a fuck about this trash and the majority don't watch it and only came here to shitpost until it gets boring



The GoT crowd is like the birds which fly south during the cold winters. Once the board is littered with fresh GoT memes of the new season the posters will be back. Right now there's nothing much here, not even Gurm has been up to much.



On 4chan, /got/ threads were banned after season 7 was finished. 2016 and 2017 was /got still active, that is until Bobby/waifus/aaargghh posters ruined the fun.



Yet you still watch it and spend time of posting in a got related thread. There are people who care about the books and it's lore.


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I still writing twow and ados, in case my faithful fans have been doubting.



What of your second and third book, second one dealing with the conquest of Westeros by Daenerys and then the final one being about the white walkers? How are they coming along? You probably have to split them in several volumes too but what's your master plan?


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>At last, I've become The Four-Legged Goose

What did he mean by this?



That’s what I said. It was banned after five and after seven.



Okay, you're right. I thought you meant 8chan.

But yeah.


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How are you doing man?



Fine I think. But my belly hurts so much. Maybe becaus of Turkish pizza I eat yesterday.


Any update about The Winds of Winter and/or A Dream of Spring? I'm still waiting for the books you know. Any time soon. This year atleast. Before summer I prefer.


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>Any update about The Winds of Winter and/or A Dream of Spring?



That really makes me sad :( Anyway what are

you doing btw?



why do you keep asking me that?



Yeah I meant 4chan. But let’s be honest it’s all the same people posting here anyway, 8chan is just lucky we don’t have all the freecucks.



Because I'm genuinely interested.

Why? Is that a problem?



it's creepy



You lied to me you cheeky wanker.



Okay, henceforth never reply to me ever again.


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Drinking Red Bull, shitposting on 8chan and prepare myself to sleep. And you?



not much, playing on my ds, hiking

reading a book about napoleon and shitposting at both chans.


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I want to die for Stannis



Stannis march to King’s Landing



It was a reference to what the fag who played hodor did to him.



>flamboyant and cocky


ur a fagit



Season 8 will air in April 14.



If we are lucky; neither.


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>calling yourself a mutant bird means you've been raped by a giant fag

Big, if true.






I’m assuming this is footage just for the trailer. But still Jon looks old as shit in his statue. Don’t know if it’s on purpose or just a shit prop.


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Based Jon’s favorite cousin’s mentor thread. Thank you, OP.



Not like it's a bad picture, but why do you post this in every /got/ thread? Just asking.



I’ve been doing it for like three years when the guy who used to do it disappeared. He was in every /got/ thread on 4chan for years and one day just stopped. I don’t know if he got bored or died but I assumed the latter and took up his cause.



Receive cancer and burn in hell forever


Who should be the Azor Ahai?


Vote right now


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You certainly didn't posted this here last year, because I'd remember it. We have one custom like that here, that is not halfchan-originated, as far as I remember, it's the "post link nigger" picture


>no Arya

What a poll…



Shut up Maisiefag




You fags are both cancer and autistic as fuck.



This anon is completely right.



Not an argument.






why are english women so irredeemably ugly?



Shut the fuck cursed homo


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>its youtube overflooded wit Game of soy reactors episode


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they always dress like hookers lmao


“fools and thralls and blind men, that is what you are. Do you not see what stands before you?”


“Perhaps they are not such dogs and fools as I had feared.”


Fucking based


We should close this thread.




10. Crying and sobbing while his ringed finger is shoved in her worn asshole

9. Licking his cut penis head

8. Missionary while being choked

7. Using her nublike booblings to attempt a titjob (and failing)

6. Drinking and vomiting his piss

5. Begging for relevance and jobs while he spits in her face and jacks off

4. Answering to 'fuck plank' and laying perfectly stiff when not summoned

3. Forced to gag on a thermos while Harv takes pictures

2. Going down on other flat chested women with no ass while Harvey immolates babies to Moloch

1. Doggy style, laughing at pictures of half-asian men and commenting how pathetic they are.


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What is Euron's masterplan?



being a generic af "le mysterious evil guy" villain


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How will Euron deal with the Hightower and Redwyne fleet? What will the outcome of the battle look like? What's Euron's plan for Westeros? Will Euron and Stannis fight each other?



Never reply to me ever again.



I'll be whatever I wanna do



True that, point taken.


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Will Euron succseed in becoming a (dark Chtuluh) god? What will happend to his ship, Silence? Will Euron meet Stannis and the Others? Does Euron serve the Others, Deep Ones, Aliens or just himself?

Is Euron Greyjoy the final end boss of ASOIAF?!


Things I liked about AFFC are Cersei, Jaime, Victarion and Aeron pov chapters.



You'll be death!



Stannis will most likely die in the north, probably not to Roose but the Others.

Also his wife burning Shireen is pretty heavily foreshadowed, so he'll die a broken man to boot.



Does Stannis even know how to kill The Others?

Why do you think Stannis will die?

Why not he survives and becomes the king of Westeros?


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Who is the Mogg of GoT?


next thread: Euron Greyjoy Edition



Fuck off with this shit.



Can't ZOG the Mogg, which is why he's Stannis. If you don't like political kino you shouldn't have started a GoT thread before it had started airing.



I love political kinos.


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This poor fat fuck got killed by based Jaqen.



Jaqen simply took the trash out.

Jaqen did nothing wrong.



Based Jaqen.

Fuck Pate



Fat fuck even bit the coin like a sperg.


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Game of Thrones | Season 8 | Official Tease: Crypts of Winterfell


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Never visited a GoT thread until today. You guys seem pretty alright.



Fuck off nerd



>This is what Corbyn actually believes



Guys what do you think of the fact that Jaqen an Lorathi-Braavosi put his cock inside Arya an white northern cunt?



A Lorathi-Braavosi cock goes inside a cols Northern pussy.


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Dany was always meant to be the villain

Daenerys is an homage to Sauron from the Lord of the Rings:

When Daenerys invades Westeros, her armies and forces will consist of:

>An army of obedient and disciplined eunuch soldiers who feel no pain

>A savage horde of 100,000 Dothraki screamers and bloodriders

>Tattooed slave freaks

>Brutal torturers who wear the masks of bronze beasts

>The scum of the East

>Exiles and traitors

>Sellsword companies without honour and brutal mercenaries

>Reaving Ironborn raiders and pirates and a fleet of savages who drown their enemies and rape their women

>Cultist extremists who follow a vicious God of Fire, who demands blood sacrifice in the form of burning innocents alive

>Enormous dragons- fire made flesh to burn cities to the ground and to melt the skin off men

When she arrives in Westeros, she won't be seen as a savior. One look at her army and any Westerosi are going to think a foreigner horde from hell has arrived. Her forces directly parallel the forces of Sauron in Lord of the Rings. An eastern menace.

The reason why she's Sauron is because GRRM always admitted he hated how Sauron was too one dimensional in his villainy, and that he wondered what Sauron's actual motivations were.

Dany will cause despicable carnage to Westeros, and because we've been following her for so long, some people will sympathise with her demented cause of destroying Westeros with hostile foreigner, because we've seen this villain's side of the story.

It's also worth noting that the name of this series is A Song of Ice and Fire- it's a reference to Robert Frost's poem, Fire and Ice.

So if you have ideas of this series ending in the good forces of fire against the evil forces of ice, you'll be wrong.

Robert Frost's poem is about death. Ice is a bitter cold death, and fire is a passionate explosive death. Dany and her dragons are as much of a threat to our story as the Others are.



Since your filename says you're a phoneposter, I wish to ask if you are the Margfag or not? He's the only prominent phoneposter here and he said to me that he was in /got/ threads all the time. If you're not him/you have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm warning you that others may have a keen eye like myself and will accuse you of being him during an argument.

The downsides of phoneposting…


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>I wish to ask if you are the Margfag or not?''

No I'm not Margfag and I don't know any Margfag or who he is supposed to be. The reason I used the smartphone is because I had the pasta saved there.

What are the downsides of phoneposting, if I may ask?


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Being accused of being the Margfag.


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I'm not a Margfag.

Stop it!


who or what is a margfag?



That makes sense but the thing is that I think Gurm is too much of a pussywhipped hippy to actually do it that way. Although he's also too much of a fat procrastinating faggot to write anything, so that might be a moot point. The parallels are really neat nevertheless.




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is this guy still alive?


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Niggers, kikes, feminist dykes.



Hey that rhymes!


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Uh, since there's still nothing to talk about, are there any theories about what could very well be the mystery boxes of Gurm? Like the deep ones and what's up with all the mysteriously superiorly built ruins everywhere? Is it science fantasy like some claim or is it just the old collapsed Rome chestnut that pretty much every fantasy writer uses?


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Where is this place? What am I looking at?



It's just generic fantasy art, I dislike the offifical art Gurm had comissioned. For some reason 90% of fantasy authors and their publishers have shit taste in art.


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I miss white Germany.


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It's gone forever. Just accept it…or fight!



What's a mystery box, nigger?



Just what >>1810952 is asking, what's in a grrm's mystery box, mongrel kike faggot?


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It's the reason people liked LOST, and also the reason they fucking hated the ending.


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>fake corpses

>implying he didn't live out his days in Argentine



Also the reason people hated TLJ and loved TFA.



They should have shot that differently so he didn't look like such a manlet.


After this thread dies, we will start a new when the first episode airs. there's nothing to discuss here.


When someone burns a psychopath alive, would the psycho scream?


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Teaser analysis is in guise.


Who is this Margfag?


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I don't know. Want to find out?


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"Inhales breath"

The books (inhales) are the books…the show (inhales) is the show.

The Winds of Winter (inhales) will be finished when (inhales) I say it will (inhales) finish.


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The release dates of the following asoiaf books:

The Winds of Winter: 2019

A Dream of Spring: 2025



Thought pate was described as blond

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