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File: 6760a0b409ddb4a⋯.png (426.82 KB, 593x397, 593:397, oo.png)

 No.1799203

OH NO NO NO

 No.1799212

Don't tell me they're gonna photoshop Fisher into this trainwreck, too!?


 No.1799213

Also why the fuck isn't Gahoole isn't cracking down on OH NO NO spam?


 No.1799219

>Force Ghosts Luke,Leia,Obi-Wan & Yoda will all help Rey topple the evil white male empire yelling YAS QUEEN from the sidelines all in RealD 3D


 No.1799222

la resistance juive


 No.1799226

>>1799213

First week on the board?


 No.1799231

>>1799212

They are using "unused footage they already filmed" from the other two movies. So yes.


 No.1799238

>>1799213

Why should he? It's an on-topic thread.


 No.1799241

>>1799213

the "dup btfo" shit is worse


 No.1799258

>>1799203

So, it's gonna be impressively worse?


 No.1799334

File: 3ec0a7d98aa1506⋯.jpg (29.72 KB, 720x428, 180:107, 3ec.jpg)

>>1799258

>So, it's gonna be impressively worse?

I'd be impressed. Maybe it may be one of those movies that it is so bad, it's good.


 No.1799350

File: d36fe9789359d35⋯.jpg (96.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, rianfuckingjohnson.jpg)

>tfw the rewrites were written by Rian Johnson

>tfw Rian Johnson trilogy is still a go


 No.1799362

>>1799203

>guize, it's totally gonna be good this time!

>just ignore the last 4 turds we served you!


 No.1799427

>>1799203

>we're going to double down on all of the worst bits from the last two movies

>you're impressed how brazen it is, right?

>you thought maybe we were panicking and would try to change course

>it's a subversion of expectations


 No.1799435

Then I hope it impresses me in just how worse they can make it compared to The Last Jedi.


 No.1799441

fool me once shame on you

still fooling me at this point…..


 No.1799446

>>1799427

>>it's a subversion of expectations

nah, they'll play it safe and double down on nostalgia - tfa made 2 billion, right? so that must be the way to do it!

also helmed by jarjar who's biggest trait is to come up with bullshit for others to entangle cuz MUH MYSTERY BOX.


 No.1799447

>>1799258

How could they make a movie worse than The Last Jedi? That's not exaggeration or hyperbole. I honestly can't imagine what you could do to make a worse movie than The Last Jedi.


 No.1799450

File: d56b47b85ba2345⋯.jpg (39.3 KB, 1024x592, 64:37, star-wars-the-last-jedi-4.jpg)

>>1799203

The Last Jedi was pretty good tbh


 No.1799474

>>1799447

Jews finds a way.


 No.1799480

File: 55eb8cfbef3bd46⋯.png (457.19 KB, 700x467, 700:467, tips for crying babies.png)


 No.1799506

>>1799480

dup btfo


 No.1799508

>>1799241

Dup btfo


 No.1799518

File: 4e3f24ca88720e7⋯.jpg (246.53 KB, 1280x536, 160:67, (2017) Star.Wars.The.Last.….JPG)

>>1799435

>>1799441

>>1799447

>>1799450

>The True Starkino

>Revenge of the Sith

>The Empire Strikes Back

>The Last Jedi

>The Phantom Menace

>7/10 Wars

>A New Hope

>Attack of the Clones

>Return of the Jedi

>Shitwars

>The Force Awakens

>Solo

>Rogue One


 No.1799520

File: dc4db06aff5d31e⋯.jpg (85.7 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, motoko-kusanagi_00408968.jpg)

File: 194b09007c083bd⋯.jpg (516.17 KB, 1794x1810, 897:905, 194b09007c083bd394cc596635….jpg)

File: 42264e91ed851d3⋯.png (195.86 KB, 400x480, 5:6, 42264e91ed851d38581f4ce90e….png)

File: bcac4b6a489a25d⋯.png (306.12 KB, 593x540, 593:540, bcac4b6a489a25d72586d27c4a….png)

File: ad3fc5a0b40ce13⋯.jpg (139.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 952dc38b3da0a07d6bf06ac23b….jpg)

>still no trailer


 No.1799521

>>1799520

>still no trailer

It's still filming until February


 No.1799523

>>1799521

That is no excuse.


 No.1799526

>>1799523

Trailers for anything professional never come out before the movie is done filming. The Last Jedi teaser trailer came out April 14. So that's around when this one will come out this year.


 No.1799528

File: 18b536275600116⋯.jpg (831.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, my gf789.jpg)

File: f07820c8a785105⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 982x982, 1:1, my gf796.jpg)

File: 4142deb7a6dc2fa⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 1080x1076, 270:269, my gf997.jpg)

>>1799518

they're all kino in their own way, they all have strengths and weaknesses


 No.1799532

>>1799528

>they're all kino in their own way

Just like Potter tbh. Solo isn't kino though


 No.1799535

>>1799528

Is your gf okay with you posting all these pictures of her?


 No.1799541

File: 70ed3a3db080b91⋯.jpg (165.94 KB, 734x950, 367:475, 20190120.jpg)

>>1799528

Except for the first one made, it's ALL TRASH


 No.1799543

File: ad12f11d90fc63a⋯.webm (4.28 MB, 1920x814, 960:407, fuck.webm)

>>1799541

You don't kino then.


 No.1799552

>>1799203

The only way they'd impress me would be if Palpatine came back and shoahed everyone.


 No.1799556

>>1799535

yeh, as a model she's used to being ogled


 No.1799582

File: 734c2f1912f7104⋯.jpg (37.17 KB, 480x449, 480:449, 1396028971301.jpg)

THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE IS A SHE


 No.1799619

File: 551aa977cc94da9⋯.jpg (62.09 KB, 550x309, 550:309, Enterprisethesearethevoyag….jpg)

File: 1ca79319a549a7c⋯.jpg (481.78 KB, 1226x1024, 613:512, kk.jpg)

>>1799203

You know what would impress me?

If all this were a holodeck simulation experienced by commander Riker on the Enterprise as away to get ready with first contact with the inhabitants of the wookie planet (Kashyyyk).


 No.1799626

>>1799619

Best ending tbh.


 No.1799684

>>1799518

Fuck off with your ratings. How long have you spent formulating a listed opinion of dogshit flicks? Why don’t you watch something like Purple Noon and quit being a pleb?


 No.1799696

File: ce9f7bb4ddc6136⋯.webm (2.93 MB, 768x576, 4:3, heh.webm)

>>1799684

>a wild pseudo appears


 No.1799698

>>1799696

>pseudo

Go on… do you actually have an argument?


 No.1799702

>>1799698

To be a kinographer you have to embrace blockbusterkino and normalkino. Do not assume what my kino level is because I ranked some star wars movies. You do not even know of the kino I have watched and enjoyed. Your kino card may be revoked if you continue your crass, narrow-minded nature.


 No.1799705

>>1799702

Wow look out we got a badass over here!


 No.1799710

>>1799696

Is this what Europe is like?


 No.1799711

>>1799702

>do not assume because I ranked some Star Wars movies

>ranks every Star Wars movie


 No.1799715

>>1799711

Aye but think about this, the star wars movies I ranked will forever in every future time after our deaths be "some Star Wars movies" not every


 No.1799716

>>1799684

Rian poster is a faggot with an emma flopson complex, pay it no mind.


 No.1799721

>>1799710

That film was confiscated by the fascist polish government for a decade and almost destroyed because it basically represented human culture deteriorating as a whole. So in short, yes. its called on the silver globe btw


 No.1799725

>>1799721

probably jewish anti-white propaganda in that case.


 No.1799751


 No.1799782

File: c89e35a27f196f0⋯.jpg (40.5 KB, 491x491, 1:1, 6ee.jpg)

>1799751


 No.1799798

I really hope that someone will upload it in 40 camprip webms like they did with TLJ. Watching it in the thread was comfy as fuck.


 No.1799801

>>1799798

and less shekels for disney as well.


 No.1799897

>>1799203

Well of course they'll claim that.


 No.1799905

File: 2cd305030089541⋯.png (978.17 KB, 940x565, 188:113, Episode IX.png)


 No.1799938

>>1799905

nicely done.


 No.1800016

>>1799905

you know however they probably lied through their teeth and used CGI to put her in to last movie.I bet this time next year people will be pointing out the CGI leia in disney wars and disney will tell fans to fuck off for caring.


 No.1800033

Oh, well, it's Cuckywood, their shitiness has no limits. Feminism, hate of males (specially if they're white), incoherences, lack of origanility… I already know it will be trash, but they might still impress me negatively.


 No.1800169

>>1799203

They're gonna make an impressive trainwreck?


 No.1800192

>>1800169

This time the train wreck is radioactive.


 No.1800260

>>1799528

>pic #1

Where can i get that shirt?


 No.1800270

>>1800260

off the girl


 No.1800369

Only thing good about these pozzed films is the E;R reviews


 No.1800376

>>1800369

The reviews,salt pile from shills, and the fact that everyone hates the films.


 No.1800444

>>1799619

So, you want the Enterprise ending. Which is similar to the dream ending trope from that one drama tv show. It would be a pretty ballsy move to retcon everything Rian has "built-up" for the trilogy.


 No.1800483

>>1800444

I don't think all of Enterprise was a simulation. Just that last episode. And it was an accurate depiction of what actually happened anyway. Riker would have have to have spent hundreds of hours in the holodeck, if it was the entire show. Plus there are episodes that deal with things the Federation doesn't officially learn about until later, like the Borg. So how does that work? Was all of that on-file the whole time?


 No.1800588

>>1800483

Everything in the show was based off of starfleet records of the events, Ryker was watching a simulation of the events. When a episode aired that was Ryker watching a hours worth of footage along with the audience. it's more a call back sort of thing, don't know why it pisses people off


 No.1800614

>>1800444

>>1799619

>>1800588

>>1800483

Star Trek movies are legit horrible compared to even the worst star wars flick


 No.1800615

>>1799241

You can't stop being btfo, dup.


 No.1800637

>>1800614

TLJ is worse than any Star Trek film


 No.1800688

File: 853a2fe99cd708c⋯.webm (5.77 MB, 854x480, 427:240, leftist cuck gets REKT.webm)

>>1799751

Get punched, /trannypol/.


 No.1800694

>>1800688

Was that Sean Bean punching out Bill Murray?


 No.1800697

>>1800694

Sean Bean is a dup btfo'er and Bill Murray is a dup, this isn't rocket science.


 No.1800699

>>1800697

Apparently not.


 No.1800701

File: b2d9f4332f34695⋯.jpg (57.42 KB, 645x729, 215:243, 1547106280417.jpg)

>>1800637

It's better than EVERY single Trekshit movie combined, lawl.


 No.1800703

>>1800701

Even if that were true, it doesn't really mean anything. That isn't a grand achievement.


 No.1800708

>>1800703

>backpeddling this hard

The achievement is that TLJ is a film in a movie franchise


 No.1800716

>>1800708

I'm not the one you were arguing with.


 No.1800730

>>1800716

>the movie that is considered the "worst" ;^) in it's space franchise is actually better than every movie in it's rival space franchise

That's kind of a grand achievement


 No.1800731

>>1800730

Where's the officiality of it being better than star trek? your own shit taste?

I dont like either, personally.


 No.1800732

>>1800731

>Where's the officiality of it being better than star trek?

The eye test


 No.1800735

>>1800701

That's just retarded, retard. Only th Rianfaggot would think TLJ was better than anything.


 No.1800738

File: e4301fab5adef4f⋯.png (53.39 KB, 571x618, 571:618, RED.png)

>>1800735

>defending JJshit and Trekshit at the same time


 No.1800739

>>1800738

Fuck lucasshit for that matter


 No.1800851

File: 3cf8b0791d6dd96⋯.jpg (59.31 KB, 395x401, 395:401, dying of laughter.jpg)

>>1799526

>anything professional

>DisneyWars


 No.1800872

>>1800701

Hey Zach.


 No.1800889

>>1800730

Both series suck.


 No.1800927

>>1800889

What series do you like?


 No.1800982

File: 122307d4c72aee4⋯.webm (2.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, (you).webm)


 No.1800986


 No.1800993

>>1800986

emma floppysons career is over.


 No.1801034

File: 80bf74c12005522⋯.jpg (498.91 KB, 1500x1941, 500:647, Disney Wars Bingo.jpg)

Make your bets.


 No.1801037

>>1799446

By last two movies I meant TLJ and TFA, I wasn't thinking of solo or vagina one. They will mostly go back to nostalgia rehash TFW formula, but Mark my words, they will not pull back on Ryan Johnson's fuckery nor will they tone down the virtue signalling. They are going to take Ryan Johnson's turd that he shat on their plate and they are going to savor it. Disney is not only bluepilled, but also brownpilled.


 No.1801039

>>1800993

nooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.1801045

>>1801037

You could have simply said disney is jewishlike gross hapa that has a complex for flopson.


 No.1801301

>>1801045

I don't think I could have ever strung those words together drunkanon


 No.1801305

>>1801301

Sorry about that I hit post before I could edit.


 No.1801310

>>1801305

Your post was a bold directorial decision, don't let the toxic community tell you otherwise.


 No.1801335

>>1801310

I firmly apologize to the entire board for my lack of quality control and lack of vision. I will strive to do better in the future and correct any such problems should they arise.


 No.1801641

>>1801335

apology accepted


 No.1801719

is it kino?


 No.1801815

lemme guess

>Gurl turns bad

>still beats everyone

>including the other bads (cause yt'z)

>have Sheev mentor gurl on bad as last desperate attempt to pay fan service to rapidly declining viewer base that currently hates star of david wars due to last 4 turds

>possible thrawn cameo for same reason as above


 No.1801823

File: 0b03860a4ed4f38⋯.jpg (112.97 KB, 1056x880, 6:5, First-Look-Star-Wars-9-Set….jpg)

>>1801815

Don't forget roots in space ie more abrasive loud nappy haired diversity….. because story/plot doesn't matter as long as the film includes nappy haired "stronk wahmyns".


 No.1801850

>>1801823

Did that nigger on the right suffered an electric shock?


 No.1801852

File: 86a49df5ccd3ad5⋯.png (370.63 KB, 776x543, 776:543, 9b0e03318beaa7d53451ffcb89….png)

>>1801823

Even with an entire galaxy, FTL travel, advanced tech and AI and superpowers that can control matter; Whites still cant get away from gay niggers in other space.


 No.1801866

>>1801852

What's sad is that there are now more niggers in disney star wars movies than space Aliens.


 No.1801872

>>1801866

And the space aliens are all brown, dumpy looking things.


 No.1801874

File: c1c8c677189e88e⋯.jpg (12.41 KB, 412x512, 103:128, 36a4096ea53e6d8e645b07293d….jpg)

>>1801872

Orange yoda looks and walks like a nigger, I think they did that on purpose. Also there seems to be a space africa because pic related seems to turn up a lot especially in scene transitions.


 No.1801875

>>1801874

I honestly think orange yoda is more of a chink.


 No.1801917

>>1801875

Orange Yoda is voiced by a nigger though.


 No.1801919

File: 1c5fd4354b159e0⋯.png (7.04 MB, 2448x2448, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1801875

Very nice much improvement


 No.1801958

>>1801919

>Do or do not. Five dollar.


 No.1801969

>>1801958

>rong time me rove you, sucky sucky and fucky fucky do

Didn't really change that much


 No.1802299

>>1800993

10 billion dollars in gross

RENT FREE LIVING in your incel brain


 No.1802315

>>1802299

You bumped a thread for a flopson mention halfway though the thread…… You must be the most autistic B actress fan ever.

Out of curiosity what low budget hallmark movie is she in next? Will Gary Busey get top billing in it?


 No.1802321

>>1802299

I wonder how many anons are living rent free in there.


 No.1802330

>>1802315

Found the rent free niglet, now he's saging.


 No.1802333

File: 3ce8713fa8727fc⋯.png (3.12 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, 3ce8713fa8727fc39711163b68….png)

>>1802315

10 B with a billion, dollars in gross.


 No.1802337

Zach really doesn't understand 'don't feed the trolls' he brings this all upon himself. Absolutely reddit tier, people like him shouldn't be allowed on the internet.


 No.1802338

File: 3b5b1b49e1ec510⋯.jpg (16.29 KB, 429x375, 143:125, 1528109207950.jpg)

>w-w-w-w-atsons career is over

>says the increasingly nervous man since harry potter ended

>b-beauty and the b-beast is g-gonna b-bomb

Kek


 No.1802344

>>1802333

>Roberts

Oh I thought you were speaking of that has been that played Matilda ( Stuart Little?) or some other french children's book character.


 No.1802345


 No.1802347

>>1802344

How many times you gonna repeat what you hear on either youtube videos or cuckchan, my special little alt righter?


 No.1802350

File: dc7c8a97d22faae⋯.png (93.34 KB, 484x484, 1:1, 1501651757584.png)

>when Emma Watson has grossed more than every /tv/ waifu combined

>when she is actually liked and popular compared to bug eyed freaks and ayy lmaos

Now it makes sense


 No.1802353

File: fafa7866a6938e5⋯.jpg (44.74 KB, 433x428, 433:428, 7697f28e177c6535ca3113b8b9….jpg)

The Last Jedi was horrible, put on something epic like Infinity War


 No.1802355

>>1802347

fine fine Lassie.


 No.1802357

>>1802350

Harv probably grossed inside her more than once


 No.1802361

>>1802357

You're thinking of Jennifer Lawrence, Alicia Vikander or Brie Larson who were nobodies beforehand.


 No.1802362

>>1802355

Her howling as Lassie convinced the producers of La La Land to cast actress with talent Emma Stone.


 No.1802368

>>1802362

>defending the most shilled jew award movie

Yikes im glad you show your true nature, which is nothing but NPC


 No.1802369

>one person merely defends emma watson and the virgins here lose their minds

Sounds about right


 No.1802375

File: ff3de9500d591fd⋯.png (7.43 KB, 497x160, 497:160, 1546444452398.png)

>1802368


 No.1802401

>>1802369

>having multi hour long spergouts is "merely defending"

I think pretending is the word you're looking for, but you're severely autistic regardless of pretense.


 No.1802408

>>1802404

Sadly, no.


 No.1802430


 No.1802436

>>1802430

This

Who the blazes is Emma Watson?


 No.1802446

File: 579914b6d4b7f82⋯.jpg (147.51 KB, 1437x1000, 1437:1000, JUSnT3.jpg)

>>1802436

>>1802430

Just keep posting about whos anons maybe one day youll have taste


 No.1802457

File: 8850d11363fe3e0⋯.jpg (111.52 KB, 550x793, 550:793, 8CnRkT8.jpg)

>>1802446

Those are gray aliens.


 No.1802485

>>1802446

skin like sand paper


 No.1802490

File: c5523627f190559⋯.jpg (73.69 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, nIsQehI.jpg)

>>1802485

swarthy one looks smelly and none have tits.


 No.1802521

File: 42ec011a2d267ae⋯.jpg (62.89 KB, 1777x744, 1777:744, MV5BMTkwNTcyODM5MV5BMl5Ban….jpg)

File: 40395631578ac9f⋯.jpg (188.14 KB, 614x853, 614:853, MV5BOTYxOTFhYmQtZjNkMC00ND….jpg)

>>1801823

gotta feature the afro or else racist

Rouge One almost fucked that up


 No.1802524

>>1801875

orange is the new black.meme


 No.1802723

File: c8ec404bb9ca487⋯.jpg (25.43 KB, 739x415, 739:415, c8ec404bb9ca487034134b81f9….jpg)

>>1801874

I think you

JUST

found the link to the MCU via wakanda.


 No.1802729

File: 068ea7476aba3fb⋯.png (48.25 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 88a.png)

>>1802723

I hope so if they tie this to the MCU it will kill all of it.


 No.1802740

>>1802353

Hey Zach.


 No.1802745

>>1799231

>They are using "unused footage they already filmed"

So they trained enough their deep fake AI with all the unused footage.

Or they will just make the third movie like the two first to be able to reuse scenes/dialogues from previous movies for a third one.


 No.1802756

File: b3cfe30e709ddb2⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 475x350, 19:14, c72552afc1fa29917c3bfd6707….jpg)

>>1802729

let's hope. death by a thousand cuts. And it makes perfect sense since what i've heard of blaq panther is that Wakanda is so super advanced why wouldn't they be the first to find life on a distant galaxy. and then send million upon millions of "refugess" escaping white nationalism


 No.1802771

>>1802756

This is how it will go blacks were the race that started the starwars civilizations Aliens and white people were invaders that stole the technology.


 No.1802781

>>1802771

Not Alines, dey dindu nuffin. Only whites. remember Aliens mean "brown person" in our societal lexicon. Can't have people subconsciously thinking "Aliens" steal shit.


 No.1802788

>>1802781

ah aliens would then be poor victims.


 No.1802793

>>1802788

I guess they were being literal when they said the new goywars will be "darker"


 No.1802989

LIBdups btfo


 No.1803788

staw wars dups btfo?


 No.1803826

shit thread


 No.1805317

=HO HO HO HO==


 No.1805801

TFA was the last Star wars I watched


 No.1807425

File: 9a526d94103f805⋯.jpg (20.38 KB, 336x188, 84:47, hqdefault.jpg)

>>1799203

You know things are bad when YouTube fan videos of Star Wars are higher quality.

We deserve better.


 No.1807428

>>1805801

You don't even had a big teevee


 No.1807674

>>1807425

>the white race is dying and white boys are out here larping as space soldiers

Cum skins deserve genocide, tbh.


 No.1807997

>Disney really using their media contacts to shill towards those who hated Last Jedi (everyone) that it's not going to be like that

Last Jedi was totally not a failure you guys…


 No.1808113

TOP TEN RANKINGS OF EMMA WATSON SEX ACTS (BY HARVEY WEINSTEIN)

10. Crying and sobbing while his ringed finger is shoved in her worn asshole

9. Licking his cut penis head

8. Missionary while being choked

7. Using her nublike booblings to attempt a titjob (and failing)

6. Drinking and vomiting his piss

5. Begging for relevance and jobs while he spits in her face and jacks off

4. Answering to 'fuck plank' and laying perfectly stiff when not summoned

3. Forced to gag on a thermos while Harv takes pictures

2. Going down on other flat chested women with no ass while Harvey immolates babies to Moloch

1. Doggy style, laughing at pictures of half-asian men and commenting how pathetic they are.


 No.1808121

File: 706471e3d09397b⋯.gif (4.96 KB, 284x284, 1:1, 20199999.gif)

>>1799543

>Obiwan leaves Anakin to die instead of a quick kill

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


 No.1808130

>>1808121

Jedi dont kill unless in self defense. Obi wan still considered Anakin to be a good friend.


 No.1808136

File: 47e98a97add1687⋯.jpg (121.94 KB, 513x800, 513:800, ewokcover.JPG)

File: 1d78d8edbd0cf20⋯.jpg (101.19 KB, 396x606, 66:101, star-wars-caravan-of-coura….jpg)

True starkino coming through


 No.1808163

File: 0859f3b6fd56d1c⋯.jpg (229.22 KB, 1513x1255, 1513:1255, Untitlgfed-3.jpg)

>>1808136

Reminder Ewok Kino is preferred over TLJ shit pile


 No.1808170

>>1808130

They also don't save defenseless triple amputees from burning to death


 No.1808193

>>1807425

>YouTube fan videos of Star Wars are higher quality.

…and that's why Disney DMCA them and get the videos monetized to get all the money.

It just happened to SW Explained who made his Vader short movie. His video wasn't monetized but Disney DMCA'd it and now they're earning money from his video.


 No.1808215

>insider claims new star wars will impress star wars haters

just like it did the last 3 movies


 No.1808221

>>1808215

>just like it did the last 4 movies

FTFY

>insider claims new star wars will impress star wars haters.

Yeah impress upon them to stop supporting garbage from the Disney Corporation.


 No.1808223

File: 71abc10e6042811⋯.jpg (549.62 KB, 1077x1067, 1077:1067, careful goy.jpg)

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME


 No.1808231

>>1808223

YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUR PROPAGANDA YOU FILTHY GOYIM

SAMPSON OPTION IF YOU DON'T


 No.1808232

>>1799721

what movie was it?

>human culture deteriorating as a whole

I wonder (((who))) made it deteriorate after thousands of years of progress


 No.1808241

>>1808223

What are they going to do kill Luke?

Ruin his character?

in b4 force ghost Luke is gay.


 No.1808260

>>1808223

Cuckywood will point a gun at us.


 No.1808324

File: ed64317e036a610⋯.png (600.07 KB, 961x835, 961:835, ClipboardImage.png)

How bad is this going to be, /tv/?


 No.1808329

>>1808324

If I stayed a virgin until I was 80 I would never hit that level of desperation.


 No.1808330

>>1808324

More black people in the film just means less Chinese viewership, which means less money which means Disney loses interest in fucking the corpse of Star Wars quicker.


 No.1808366

>>1808329

>if

😏


 No.1808374

>>1808324

It will be bad beyond reason.

Soy Wars always finds new ways to be shitty.


 No.1808488

>>1808374

I want it to lose money.


 No.1808491

>>1808324

I wonder how Billy Dee Williams feels about playing a Lando that's now a pansexual and takes robot cock up his ass.


 No.1808648

File: e2b782ecb271de5⋯.gif (3.16 MB, 480x262, 240:131, e2b782ecb271de53e343705d4c….gif)

>>1808491

>>1808330

goddamn what a mess this is going to be. might be the best comedy of the year.


 No.1808721

>>1808324

Post your feel when he has a better part than Mark Hamill in TFA


 No.1808727

>>1808721

He'll have a better part than Marl Hamill in TLJ, probably.


 No.1808733

>>1808727

>Leia takes the Falcon to Cloud city because JJ is unoriginal. Pando walks past her to kiss C-3P0 on the hand.

It could be in the same vicinity as Hamill.


 No.1808778

>>1807674

Who will pay for the nigger's welfare or fall for jewish guilt trips?


 No.1808949

>>1808330

Bugmen won't be seeing it anyway, they were turned off by TLJ.


 No.1808982

>>1808949

Who wasn't? TLJ might as well have been the last movie for the current Rey/Kylo story-line.


 No.1808990

>>1808733

>Pando walks past her to kiss C-3P0 on the hand

What?


 No.1809005

>>1799212

Fuck Photoshop, this is Disney. They are gonna Hall-of-Presidents pneumatic-mechanical-animatronic her ass.


 No.1809008

>>1801850

That is the normal hair of a negress that doesn't shave her head or use gallons of straightener. Most American negresses shave their heads and wear wigs / weaves.


 No.1809009

>>1808223

Have they backtraced our IP's and called the Jedi police?


 No.1810306

>>1808990

They made him a droidfucker in Solo. I don't blame you if you avoided or repressed that.




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