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File: e01bf03a0845a27⋯.png (290.2 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 16497722221593bebfd3281448….png)

 No.1800120

STIFLER:

>Drinks many alcohol but does not fall.

>Sleeps with all beautiful lady.

>Makes a laughter at all different people ('shitbird')

Please. I am seeing USA soon and hope to make every friend. Can you say this is how USA make friend? Thank you for answer.

 No.1800129

>Watching Cuckywood movies.

But why?


 No.1800131

>>1800129

To make USA friend.


 No.1800134

>>1800131

Hollywoor is just a propaganda tool and most Muricans are shit.


 No.1800137

>>1800134

But how Stifler behave? Good?


 No.1800143

>>1800137

>>1800134

I will tell you USA women beautiful hope to make every friend.. :)


 No.1800149

Okay, like this: Does beautiful USA woman like Stifler? In movie yes but not in movie?


 No.1800168

>>1800149

In Malta: drink many wine, fall down. USA:…??

USA drink wine does not fall?


 No.1800183

Wake up USA shitbirds answer me.


 No.1800198

sage


 No.1800199

File: b4bc3aba1c175fc⋯.jpg (41.33 KB, 331x425, 331:425, mfw coconut cream pie19.jpg)

>>1800120

Did someone say pie?


 No.1800202


 No.1800204

>>1800120

Be yourself and don't fall for jewish lies.


 No.1800209

>>1800204

Okay yes but is USA Stifler? USA woman has eyes. USA woman look at Stifler. USA woman sees handsome man? USA woman sees good man? Or USA woman like beach and book?


 No.1800221

>>1800209

>>1800204

Okay. Like this: Hello, shitbird! Hahaha!

Good way to make friend for man?

How to say same to woman? Not saying shit, of course.. but to make feel good, like in USA friend?


 No.1800256

File: a16159f164b54a2⋯.jpeg (10.27 KB, 350x261, 350:261, aHR0cHM6Ly9kMWpuNHZ6ajUzZ….jpeg)

BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!


 No.1800284

File: 30209d4c1ba2cba⋯.jpg (87.86 KB, 350x434, 25:31, 30209d4c1ba2cba9a787b11bd7….jpg)

>>1800120

No one knows. Americans don't make friends or relationship like the rest of the world does. But What I've learned is that calling them fags or faggots usually works to get attention from them then you stare em in the eye and just otter these words while laughing wanna throw down.

The same one can do with a woman but the difference is that the woman will sex you super hard until you cum buckets. I hope this helps.


 No.1800301

>>1800221

>>1800209

Stifler stands for handsome and funny. That always works for woman, but if you just want to have a girl for a vacation, then it's all about money, because there are thousands of other Stifler types trying to get girls. Too much competition. And if you want a true American woman to marry, then you have to be yourself…whatever that is. Because nobody wants a faker.


 No.1800318

shart in the mart


 No.1800324

>>1800199

>"I only come babbling about pies in off-topic threads."

>t. maisiecuck, literally two days ago


 No.1800481

File: f0b8c8901e6707c⋯.jpg (12.51 KB, 159x221, 159:221, what did you said about my….jpg)

>>1800324

>thread is literally titled as pie

>he gets mad if someone posts about pie in it

>he thinks this is ontopic

Maybe read back before you make a statement like this next time!


 No.1800485

File: bcd6940376a112b⋯.jpg (2.41 MB, 3111x3856, 3111:3856, Alyson Hannigan Tara Reid ….jpg)

Which one was your favourite?


 No.1800501

File: f5fec730d565646⋯.jpg (68.04 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, tara_reid_young.jpg)

>>1800485

tara was qt before all the surgeries and substance abuse and mena was qt but havent seen her in anything recently that i remember.

also i really liked tara's voice back in the day. now she just sounds doped up all the time. too much xanax and booze, but then again if i mangled my body the way she did i would pop pills and drink myself to death too


 No.1800546

File: 65b7548ef5c2654⋯.webm (5.03 MB, 592x320, 37:20, rt.webm)


 No.1800757

>>1800120

This is art.


 No.1800777

>>1800485

The only one who has aged with any grace is the Eastern European Chick she's American irl though, shame


 No.1800780

>>1800485

where did they get the idea that a czech girl would be swarthy?


 No.1800950

>>1800777

yeah except it's in her contract to have her husband appear in any movie she gets a role for. hes the curly haired fat fuck in all her films


 No.1801184

>>1800950

i wondered how seth rogen had a career


 No.1801691

File: 662f79dea60c2ed⋯.png (430.61 KB, 791x444, 791:444, 1416248705005.png)


 No.1802168

I really liked American Pie 1 and 4. Also Stiffler was unironically based.


 No.1802418


 No.1802449

>>1802168

Anyone who can score as many chicks is based. The movie is funny but at its heart lies a dark issue - in the society we live in some kids do not get laid and this damages their psyche.


 No.1802470

>>1802449

The fact that all school shooters are virgins is an alarming sign as it is. Without a registry of some sort how can the adults keep an eye out for the dangerous ones?

Every young male should carry on them a virginity card that a female sex partner marks when they have intercourse, so that every male eventually moves off the registry.

Those who linger on the registry beyond age 16 perhaps need councilling.

Or a bullet to the head


 No.1802475

>>1802470

Dylan and Eric were chads though.


 No.1802503

>>1800324

Reminder he also wants IDs, ravensperg is probably the most dishonest piece of shit on this board, and that's a fucking accomplishment.


 No.1802505

>>1802470

dupcels btfo


 No.1802529

>>1802475

You only say that because they weren't bug eyed amerimutts like the shooters today.


 No.1802786

File: eeaf39353b94a57⋯.jpg (85.79 KB, 671x1023, 61:93, depositphotos_17904343-sto….jpg)


 No.1802813

>>1802529

They were both popular. Cope.


 No.1802824

File: 28bde4ce06750a7⋯.jpg (11.73 KB, 400x225, 16:9, disgust 2.jpg)


 No.1802835

>>1802824

Flat is justice


 No.1802843

>>1802824

flat > fake




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