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>Drinks many alcohol but does not fall.

>Sleeps with all beautiful lady.

>Makes a laughter at all different people ('shitbird')

Please. I am seeing USA soon and hope to make every friend. Can you say this is how USA make friend? Thank you for answer.


>Watching Cuckywood movies.

But why?



To make USA friend.



Hollywoor is just a propaganda tool and most Muricans are shit.



But how Stifler behave? Good?




I will tell you USA women beautiful hope to make every friend.. :)


Okay, like this: Does beautiful USA woman like Stifler? In movie yes but not in movie?



In Malta: drink many wine, fall down. USA:…??

USA drink wine does not fall?


Wake up USA shitbirds answer me.




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Did someone say pie?




Be yourself and don't fall for jewish lies.



Okay yes but is USA Stifler? USA woman has eyes. USA woman look at Stifler. USA woman sees handsome man? USA woman sees good man? Or USA woman like beach and book?




Okay. Like this: Hello, shitbird! Hahaha!

Good way to make friend for man?

How to say same to woman? Not saying shit, of course.. but to make feel good, like in USA friend?


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No one knows. Americans don't make friends or relationship like the rest of the world does. But What I've learned is that calling them fags or faggots usually works to get attention from them then you stare em in the eye and just otter these words while laughing wanna throw down.

The same one can do with a woman but the difference is that the woman will sex you super hard until you cum buckets. I hope this helps.




Stifler stands for handsome and funny. That always works for woman, but if you just want to have a girl for a vacation, then it's all about money, because there are thousands of other Stifler types trying to get girls. Too much competition. And if you want a true American woman to marry, then you have to be yourself…whatever that is. Because nobody wants a faker.


shart in the mart



>"I only come babbling about pies in off-topic threads."

>t. maisiecuck, literally two days ago


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>thread is literally titled as pie

>he gets mad if someone posts about pie in it

>he thinks this is ontopic

Maybe read back before you make a statement like this next time!


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Which one was your favourite?


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tara was qt before all the surgeries and substance abuse and mena was qt but havent seen her in anything recently that i remember.

also i really liked tara's voice back in the day. now she just sounds doped up all the time. too much xanax and booze, but then again if i mangled my body the way she did i would pop pills and drink myself to death too


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This is art.



The only one who has aged with any grace is the Eastern European Chick she's American irl though, shame



where did they get the idea that a czech girl would be swarthy?



yeah except it's in her contract to have her husband appear in any movie she gets a role for. hes the curly haired fat fuck in all her films



i wondered how seth rogen had a career


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I really liked American Pie 1 and 4. Also Stiffler was unironically based.




Anyone who can score as many chicks is based. The movie is funny but at its heart lies a dark issue - in the society we live in some kids do not get laid and this damages their psyche.



The fact that all school shooters are virgins is an alarming sign as it is. Without a registry of some sort how can the adults keep an eye out for the dangerous ones?

Every young male should carry on them a virginity card that a female sex partner marks when they have intercourse, so that every male eventually moves off the registry.

Those who linger on the registry beyond age 16 perhaps need councilling.

Or a bullet to the head



Dylan and Eric were chads though.



Reminder he also wants IDs, ravensperg is probably the most dishonest piece of shit on this board, and that's a fucking accomplishment.



dupcels btfo



You only say that because they weren't bug eyed amerimutts like the shooters today.


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They were both popular. Cope.


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Flat is justice



flat > fake

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