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 No.1800783

Cast le Supreme Gentleman: The Motion Picture

Eliot Rodger - Ansel Elgort

Peter Rodger - Kevin Spacey

Li Chin Rodger - Yoko Ono

Stacey - Emma Stone (she can dress up and play various Stacie’s)

Chad - Charls Carrol (he could also play one of Eliot’s roommates)

Jewish Psychologist (who MKultra’d Eliot) - Zachary Quinto

 No.1800791

elliot rodger - zachary keith hasbrouck


 No.1800812

>>1800791

Zach isn't an incel virgin like you though.


 No.1800814

>>1800812

Cast the movie, or get out of the thread


 No.1800887

Elliot Rodger - Gahoole


 No.1800895

File: 9d59e70ca4a0cb0⋯.jpeg (319.31 KB, 1080x1319, 1080:1319, B63120ED-4041-4354-B8C9-1….jpeg)

File: 4ffcce3f6c550db⋯.jpeg (257.84 KB, 1200x1811, 1200:1811, 6B0AF99F-7DF4-4F67-83E7-5….jpeg)

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File: bb262c305a2ce0f⋯.jpeg (47.77 KB, 349x524, 349:524, 06ECE847-0233-45F7-8C1A-A….jpeg)

Eliot - Viggo Mortensen

Peter - Clint Eastwood

Li Chin - Christina Hendricks

Stacey - Johanna Riva Garabetien

Chad - Henry Cavill

Jewish Psychologist - Harvey Weinstein


 No.1800897

>>1800895

>3rd pic

Layne Staley biopic when?


 No.1800955

>>1800783

You need a hapa to play a hapa. So Keanu is the way to go


 No.1801934

>>1800783

>Chad - Charls Carrol

Lol, do we get a scene where he pushes Rodger around while smiling that smug smile of his. Definite kino


 No.1802121

>>1800783

I personally can’t see Zachary Quinto doing anything that’s actually scary (like MKultraing someone). He’s just too laughably effeminate. Even when he first played Sylar he seemed gay as fuck.


 No.1802137

Eliot Rodger - Keanu Reeves

Peter Rodger - Bryan Cranston

Li Chin Rodger - Lucy Liu

Stacey - Jennifer Lawrence

Chad - Brad Pitt

Jewish Psychologist (who MKultra’d Eliot) - Sean Penn


 No.1802141

>>1800895

>No asians or hapas

Obviously not going for historical accuracy. Also why is Eliot's actor older than his mom?


 No.1802147

everybody - keanu reeves


 No.1802187

>>1802137

I think people would be very uncomfortable watching Brad Pitt dress up like a 2014 Chad and fuck Jennifer Lawrence


 No.1802194

File: d57bd95694ed9f6⋯.webm (9.38 MB, 640x360, 16:9, orthodox drive.webm)

Eliot Rodger - Ryan Gosling


 No.1802197

>>1802194

Could he pull of recreations of Eliot’s videos?

Who plays the Chad that pushes Gosling-Rodger around?


 No.1802204

>>1802197

>Who plays the Chad

The Rock


 No.1802238

>>1802204

The Rock pushes Ryan Gosling around. I like it. But Ansel Elgort vs Charls Carrol is still pretty viable


 No.1802241

How about casting a Eliot Rodger movie with every actor being a midget but the Eliot? Eliot would be a big guy in a world of dwarfs


 No.1802243

>>1802241

That’s the plan for the CIA movie.

If anything, every actor should be hapa/asian except for Eliot, who is played by Tom Cruise


 No.1802247

>>1802243

That would have great comedic value, i think that Eliot biography movie should be a tragi-comedy type of movie


 No.1802249

>>1802238

>>1802204

fuck off you anti-white faggots


 No.1802251

>>1802247

The greatest tragedy filmed since Scarface.

The film ends with Zachary Quinto as the Jewish Psychologist reporting to his masters as they laugh and watch news stories about Rodger being labeled misogynistic. Then the jewish Overlord says “Gentleman, to Evil!”

Roll credits


 No.1802252

>>1802249

What are you on about m8?


 No.1802420

File: e4f08acb972d0fc⋯.jpg (54.69 KB, 606x510, 101:85, elliot.jpg)

Elliot Rodger - Keanu Reeves

James Ellis - Ryan Gosling

Philip Bloeser - Will Ferell

Addison Altendorf - Jon Favreau

Maddy Humphreys - Emma Stone

Peter Rodger - Rainn Wilson

Li Chin Rodger - Yoko Ono

Soumaya Rodger - Marjan Neshat

Jazz Rodger - Gaten Matarazzo

Georgia Rodger - Terra Patrick

Generic Chad - Tom Cruise

Generic Stacy - Emma Roberts

There are honestly a lot of major characters in the Eliot Rodger story, and not a lot of good actors in their 20s. To get the absolute ideal casting you need to do something like what they did for the Tron sequel and use modern SFX technology to modify a lot of the actors' ages, which would be kind of expensive, but well worth it for the Citizen Kane of the 21st century.


 No.1802438

File: 9fd99cee5e76ba1⋯.gif (2.69 MB, 480x270, 16:9, me irl.gif)

>>1802420

Oh, and Doctor Randy Gold the evil Jewish psychologist is played by pic related.


 No.1802937

>>1802420

A generic Chad is played by the manlet Tom Cruise, and the Jewish psychologist isn’t even played by an actor. Bad cast list anon


 No.1802950

>>1802937

Tom Cruise scenes always have him standing on boxes so you can't tell though.


 No.1806487

>>1800783

Eliot Rodger - Masi Oka

Peter Rodger - Charlie Hunnam

Li Chen Rodger - Yoko Ono

Stacey - Sophie Turner

Chad - Rob McElhenney

Jewish Psychologist (who MKultra’d Eliot) - Adam Sandler


 No.1806489

>>1802438

That has to be a mask no one looks that evil.


 No.1806490

>>1806489

It’s the demon phenotype bro




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