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Bros I'm not well today, I tried cooking my own food for once and gave myself food poisoning. Been throwing up and pooing in between having intense migraines, cold sweats, and aching all over. lesson here is never do anything for yourself when mummy can do it for you, and better

Give me all the Kino's with this aesthetic.


watch kitchen nightmares and you will feel better about being a shit cook


What did you attempt to cook?


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Ah good suggestion bro, I forgot about Ramsay. I'll give this a watch and him shouting at others, I needed him earlier to tell me


I wouldn't be half dead otherwise.




Where was your mommy?


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She had to go for a health check up at the hospital. Mummy is ok, but one day without her and I almost kill myself through my favourite past time, tendies.



Do you ever lie awake at night worrying about what will happen to you when she's gone?



From the looks of things OP might die first.


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Mummy will never leave me, she loves me forever and I love her too. I don't need anyone else when I have my mummy, she'll live forever because she's a superwoman. If mummy died I would die too, life isn't worth living without her



how do you fuck up tendies? just follow the instructions on the packaging


>le shitpost frog

I hope next time you accidentally make mustard gas and kill yourself faggot


Just a tip: It is safer to overcook your meat than undercook it.



sounds like c. diff to me. you're done for, enjoy shitting yourself to death.

just tell mommy to bring you some matzo ball soup and watch OG spongebob episodes


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I undercooked, I'm not very good also at time management. No bully pls, my body has bullied my enuff


>frogposter can't handle eating raw chicken

lmaoing at ur life



Did you go see a doctor?



sushi-grade chicken is best chicken.



Protip: go vegetarian like Hitler and never suffer from a food poisoning eerie again.


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No, mummy came home I told her what I had done and she told me what I was suffering with. She made me some soup and keeps bringing me plenty of water to drink in bed with tablets to make the pain go away. Mummy is the best.





What the fuck, phone?



Ask her for a handy.


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From you? Are you offering?


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>chicken sushi



um… ok. but what about all these produce recalls for e. coli, salmonella, etc etc



lol dumb phoneposter



Stop living in the third world, shitskin-kun.



No, you're mommy. If you're mommy really loves you, she'll play with you're pee-pee.


I want to roleplay mom incest with an anon tbh.

t. Femanon



north america is third world? damn…

trust me. you dont want to mess with e. coli, that shit is learning. quite literally.



>north america is third world?

more like fourth by now




you must mean fifth ahahahahahahaha



Yes, the US is very third world when it comes to that stuff and pretty much anything besides GDP.



damn son. i thought about moving to yourapeein' country after i heard they were burning/destroying all the GMO type produce etc. but then the migration shit happened.


the grinch (2000)


post gross images to make op puke



Sorry I don't have any pictures of you.


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Always trust mummy


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Mummy make me cummy.



You should consider taking multiple cyanide pills, serously, you make the idolposter look good.



You can tell if it's cooked by touch or look you dumb faggot. How do you fuck up cooking tendies?




>That chad-tier chin on Eva Green

>That waterfall-y dress and hair

Not even a mommyfag but good grace would I love to be smothered by her



Or you can just look in the mirror, OP.

Stupid faggot who can't even cook.




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