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File: e28fad2e75c7403⋯.jpg (27.03 KB, 320x257, 320:257, 7aecfad687abcfdeec89a25f5d….jpg)

 No.1800959

Bros I'm not well today, I tried cooking my own food for once and gave myself food poisoning. Been throwing up and pooing in between having intense migraines, cold sweats, and aching all over. lesson here is never do anything for yourself when mummy can do it for you, and better

Give me all the Kino's with this aesthetic.

 No.1800961

watch kitchen nightmares and you will feel better about being a shit cook


 No.1800964

What did you attempt to cook?


 No.1800966

File: 0664880f60271f0⋯.jpg (89.66 KB, 730x542, 365:271, 0664880f60271f02dd4f5d09a3….jpg)

>>1800961

Ah good suggestion bro, I forgot about Ramsay. I'll give this a watch and him shouting at others, I needed him earlier to tell me

"IT'S FAWKIN' RAW"

I wouldn't be half dead otherwise.

>>1800964

Food.


 No.1800976

Where was your mommy?


 No.1800984

File: 50c59f3d5666fe6⋯.png (32.38 KB, 316x301, 316:301, 1531254415502.png)

>>1800976

She had to go for a health check up at the hospital. Mummy is ok, but one day without her and I almost kill myself through my favourite past time, tendies.


 No.1800988

>>1800984

Do you ever lie awake at night worrying about what will happen to you when she's gone?


 No.1800990

>>1800988

From the looks of things OP might die first.


 No.1800997

File: a38fc611b5bb5a1⋯.jpeg (74.55 KB, 1024x962, 512:481, a38fc611b5bb5a1dd9aef32dc….jpeg)

>>1800988

Mummy will never leave me, she loves me forever and I love her too. I don't need anyone else when I have my mummy, she'll live forever because she's a superwoman. If mummy died I would die too, life isn't worth living without her


 No.1800998

>>1800984

how do you fuck up tendies? just follow the instructions on the packaging


 No.1800999

>le shitpost frog

I hope next time you accidentally make mustard gas and kill yourself faggot


 No.1801000

Just a tip: It is safer to overcook your meat than undercook it.


 No.1801006

>>1800959

sounds like c. diff to me. you're done for, enjoy shitting yourself to death.

just tell mommy to bring you some matzo ball soup and watch OG spongebob episodes


 No.1801007

File: 95f50ed5988b6f1⋯.png (41.61 KB, 655x509, 655:509, 95f50ed5988b6f19949cfa981f….png)

>>1800998

>>1801000

I undercooked, I'm not very good also at time management. No bully pls, my body has bullied my enuff


 No.1801013

>frogposter can't handle eating raw chicken

lmaoing at ur life


 No.1801016

>>1801007

Did you go see a doctor?


 No.1801021

>>1801013

sushi-grade chicken is best chicken.


 No.1801025

>>1800959

Protip: go vegetarian like Hitler and never suffer from a food poisoning eerie again.


 No.1801028

File: 63112960a2bc142⋯.jpg (42.56 KB, 1024x759, 1024:759, 1528117772086m.jpg)

>>1801016

No, mummy came home I told her what I had done and she told me what I was suffering with. She made me some soup and keeps bringing me plenty of water to drink in bed with tablets to make the pain go away. Mummy is the best.


 No.1801031

>>1801025

>eerie

*ever

What the fuck, phone?


 No.1801035

>>1801028

Ask her for a handy.


 No.1801038

File: bab08de20c7114d⋯.jpeg (90.17 KB, 960x589, 960:589, bab08de20c7114d752fa158e6….jpeg)

>>1801035

From you? Are you offering?


 No.1801042

File: 915e3ce49f536c6⋯.jpg (114.57 KB, 788x900, 197:225, m_disgust.jpg)

>>1801021

>chicken sushi


 No.1801043

>>1801025

um… ok. but what about all these produce recalls for e. coli, salmonella, etc etc


 No.1801047

>>1801031

lol dumb phoneposter


 No.1801056

>>1801043

Stop living in the third world, shitskin-kun.


 No.1801064

>>1801038

No, you're mommy. If you're mommy really loves you, she'll play with you're pee-pee.


 No.1801070

I want to roleplay mom incest with an anon tbh.

t. Femanon


 No.1801073

>>1801056

north america is third world? damn…

trust me. you dont want to mess with e. coli, that shit is learning. quite literally.


 No.1801085

>>1801073

>north america is third world?

more like fourth by now


 No.1801086


 No.1801088

>>1801085

you must mean fifth ahahahahahahaha


 No.1801090

>>1801073

Yes, the US is very third world when it comes to that stuff and pretty much anything besides GDP.


 No.1801109

>>1801090

damn son. i thought about moving to yourapeein' country after i heard they were burning/destroying all the GMO type produce etc. but then the migration shit happened.


 No.1801316

the grinch (2000)


 No.1801319

post gross images to make op puke


 No.1801323

>>1801319

Sorry I don't have any pictures of you.


 No.1801329

File: 320f8c726d5d62f⋯.jpg (1.86 MB, 5094x3993, 1698:1331, eva-green-5k-19.jpg)

File: b82743043cd01a9⋯.jpg (528.16 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, eva-green-bvlgari-gala-din….jpg)

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>>1800959

Always trust mummy


 No.1801337

File: 3be111864212fa6⋯.jpg (324.68 KB, 500x702, 250:351, 600full-the-house-of-the-d….jpg)

>>1800959

head

ass


 No.1801363

>>1801329

Mummy make me cummy.


 No.1801478

>>1800959

You should consider taking multiple cyanide pills, serously, you make the idolposter look good.


 No.1801681

>>1801007

You can tell if it's cooked by touch or look you dumb faggot. How do you fuck up cooking tendies?


 No.1802062


 No.1802202

>>1801329

>That chad-tier chin on Eva Green

>That waterfall-y dress and hair

Not even a mommyfag but good grace would I love to be smothered by her


 No.1802229

>>1801323

Or you can just look in the mirror, OP.

Stupid faggot who can't even cook.


 No.1803911

>>1800959

Clannad




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