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File: fef2f8a3d8c7aa6⋯.jpg (370.03 KB, 900x900, 1:1, yms.jpg)

 No.1801592

"This movie sucked because there was no dogfucking."

 No.1801604

*speaks in monotonous sarcastic voice the entire review*


 No.1801606

I want my YourMovieSucks and Commonfilth crossover goddammit!


 No.1801608

>>1801606

>Commonfilth

He was popular for about two months and faded away. The same goes for a lot of those types of channels now that I think about it.


 No.1801609

File: 4cfb0c9b63071df⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 408x370, 204:185, tenor.gif)

>watching YMS

>”well this movie is bad, I mean it’s before CGI was a thing so how can it be good?”

>taking intensive notes, this guys IQ is so vast I’m barely keeping up

>”uhhh this is unrealistic”

>yes… yes how dare they try and experiment or try and make the film enjoyable… you’re on fire adam!

>as I observe his perfect form, someone managing to look like a skeleton while being fat, looking like a botched tranny and a rapist truck driver simultaneously, I see this as a physical metaphor for the duality in film

>”hold on guys”

>hear whimpering in the background of an animal, and a cage open

>oh no

>”UUGGHHHH OHHHHH FUCKKK MYMMM THIS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE SLAUGHTER HOUSES MMMGMMM AHHH”

>loud whining and yelping as I hear adams pinner stretch his dogs asshole apart

>”MHMMMMMMM YOU COULD STOP ME ANYTIME FUCK THIS IS CONSENT MMHMM FUCK YEAH”

>dog is rasping for breath, desperately crying

>”ANYTHING PRE 90s IS NOT WORTH REVIEW- OOOHHH FUCK THIS IS A LOVING 2 SIDED RELATIONSHIP MMHMM”

>I realise I’ve written all this down as analysis notes and have to discard the paper

>”okay guys as I was saying the holy mountain is the best film ever made, next to zootopia”

>turn off the video


 No.1801611

I've only seen this guy review that weird Cat movie that had Eric Estrada, "Cool Cat". Is he really that bad?


 No.1801614

File: 59f1ffed7d7d93e⋯.png (50.39 KB, 1168x265, 1168:265, white guys fuck dogs.png)

File: 24afe071678c620⋯.png (137.55 KB, 1539x817, 81:43, adam.png)

File: b01087de7001d13⋯.jpg (449.32 KB, 1858x980, 929:490, me an intellectual like be….jpg)


 No.1801616

>>1801611

He's a furry who believes you should be allowed to fuck animals.


 No.1801617

>>1801592

Adams review of old boy was ok.


 No.1801618

Reminder Adam used to post on /furry/

He shilled his account once and got called out for it


 No.1801619

>>1801618

Proof? I want to believe


 No.1801620

>>1801614

But is his youtube channel bad too?


 No.1801622

>>1801620

Watch some videos and find out on your own, you aren't going to find any intellectual response here.


 No.1801626

File: 8186da882a53578⋯.png (155.44 KB, 432x337, 432:337, then and now.png)

is he on HRT


 No.1801627

>>1801618

He claimed that he also posted here too.


 No.1801630

>>1801627

oh no no no


 No.1801632

>>1801619

http://archive.is/ozdAY

http://archive.is/U3Ydc

His username is anUnkindness, by the way.


 No.1801643

File: 0ab0cca980abf9a⋯.png (4.39 MB, 2880x1800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1801592

I moved to Chris Stuckman he is consistent and reviews every movie. He is a coward but at least he is nice to look at and knows what he is talking about most of the time.

He likes that stupid heritary movie though.


 No.1801654

File: 62702f8adafd060⋯.png (213.38 KB, 830x1080, 83:108, 62702f8adafd060b89e26ce1ac….png)

>>1801606

>beanerfilth

At least the dogfucker is still relevant.


 No.1801657

File: d2e891dde3b2a03⋯.png (287.76 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 9e537b904f3480b4d526f08f6c….png)

>>1801643

>He is a coward but at least he is nice to look at


 No.1801658

>>1801654

He wasn't wrong, even if he was a gigantic faggot.


 No.1801659

>>1801658

Go away, Sven


 No.1802609

dogs


 No.1802621

White girls fuck dogs


 No.1802622

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1802656

>>1802621

Gay Furries Fuck Dogs


 No.1802659

>>1802621

Your mom fucks dogs


 No.1802663

>>1802621

And yet they still won't fuck Common Filth. Sad!


 No.1802666

>>1802663

but he is spic


 No.1802713

>>1802663

Wrong. Spics arent white or happa, so white girls would fuck them.


 No.1802744

>>1802621

das rite mange give them chicas the knot like Quetzalcoatl intended you hear me esse?


 No.1802747


 No.1802776

>>1802663

now this is epic


 No.1802779

>>1801654

Yeah but he's a laughingstock everywhere outside of his subreddit now. I wonder why.


 No.1802795

File: 5329ba57aa18e33⋯.png (40.78 KB, 258x195, 86:65, peaceloveunderstanding.png)

>>1801643

>at least he is nice to look at


 No.1802800

>>1802795

I am gay, yes.


 No.1802825

>>1801604

Why do droopy eyed hipster fucks do that?

Do they think acting smug and being sarcastic somehow makes them less wrong?


 No.1802826


 No.1802829

>>1801627

That would explain some things actually.


 No.1802834

>>1802800

Go away BeanerFilth, go back to "researching" gay porn you fucking degenerate.


 No.1803053

>>1802825

Yes, they grew up on shit like Daria so it's been ingrained inside their minds.




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