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>The only movie where everyone shows up drunker than Orson Welles on a 3 day bender or higher than Tony Montana with a face full of coke, mumble some lines, then fuck off to the nearest pub for Happy Hour.

>Mila is bored as fuck

>Orlando probably snorted 10-20 lines before performing

>Everyone else is just waiting for the director to shout 'cut'. I swear one of the fucking extras was looking at his wristwatch or something.

Overall, this flick has more fucking ham and cheese then Oktoberfest and the only thing missing is beer, which is recommended to be consumed in large quantities before watching this pile of crap.


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I disagree.

This is campy fun, built on a classic novel, but has added action and fantasy, and it's still believable. Athos and Portos are good, but Aramis is kinda only a supporting character. The Cardinal is great, the King, the Queen are also great. The costumes they wear are really nice. I liked Mads Mikkelsen as the evil guy and Bloom as the repulsive English prince too. Milla Jovovich is pretty, Juno Temple and Gabriella Wilde are also pretty. The story is exciting, the CGI is okay, there are some good jokes, the fights are also good. The main weak point is Logan Lerman, if you hate him, you'll hate the movie.

Of course, you can find plot holes or criticize things like how far it is from Dumas' novels, or things like OP said, but still it's a lot of fun. I love this movie, and I think we need more like this and like Batman Forever. Campy fun.

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