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As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.


I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.


Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.

Looking for:

>a rough number of people interested

>opinions on 1 or 2 films

>opinions on voting (whether it's popular vote or 1 vote 1 chance in a randomiser)

>initial film (I'll default to a random film in my collection if no one has a better idea)

Additionally, if someone wants to set up a stream for the film, that'd be cool, but not something I will be offering to do myself.

Before anyone asks, no, the 3rd post at the top is not implying all waifufags will be banned on sight, but hopefully it doesn't get to the point where it truly bothers anyone.

If you have any ideas you don't want to post, I also set up an email at FilmFag@protonmail.com (click Anonymous at the top for it) which I'll check every so often. I won't be using a trip.


we should watch kung pow: enter the fist


I can't read this

make it shorter and I'll read this

I'll even watch the movie and try contribute to the thread but I'm not reading this.

I appreciate the effort but this fucking long, type a 4 line max summary please.


Posting in the cuck thread.




>want watch film with anons

>you want watch film too?



I tried.


Good that you shits have your own containment thread now so you stop shitting up rest of the board.


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I'm in. Nominating The Third Man (1h 33min) by Carol Reed, starring Joseph Cotton, Alida Valli and Orson Welles, for the initial week.







I'll watch films with you but it looks like you have rules or some shit I'm missing out on. I'm not reading your post anon.

Someone summarize for me?

And when you say "watch films with anons" that depends. Watching a stream is stupid and won't improve the board. If it's like a film club where we watch a film every week it will encourage discussion here and get people into watching movies on their own time, which will lead to anons making more threads later down the road. The Brendan Fraser stream had no impact here. It got 70 posts over a week and there was a poll on cytube that showed only 2 /tv/ anons (one being me) showed up.


>Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons

Pre-approved films is gay as fuck depending who is behind it. For instance if I found out you're robertsfag I'd avoid these threads entirely. I don't know who you are but this sounds like a bad idea in general.

Leave it up to anons. If anons act like self-important retards and each decide they deserve to nominate their own movie, never picking ones already posted in the thread, then this is doomed from the start anyway.




None, I don't care what you post.

>film club


If someone wants to stream, go nuts, but I won't do it myself.

Streams are restrictive as it assigns a time, which isn't cool as this board is used across timezones.

I'm only being wordy now to get ideas, then once we start it's going to be much more streamined. Most of the OP is an either or choice I want anons to decide on.


I'm not any of the current or past waifufags/celebrity posters.

The pre-approved list idea was only suggested because if the random topic is "action films", there'd be a shit ton. If anons pick films, a list isn't needed. If no one picks, I'd create a list of at least 30 films on the topic and use a randomiser.

I don't have any agenda to push, so don't care what films we do/don't watch. If any decision is on me, I'm using randomisers.




Also going to add The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari because the anon who suggested it gave that as an example.


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We should just roll trips for a movie. it will bypass all the drama and corruption of voting.



>Streams are restrictive as it assigns a time, which isn't cool as this board is used across timezones.

How about streaming the film 24/7 all week so any anon can catch a screening at any hour?

>Also going to add The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari because the anon who suggested it gave that as an example.

that was me >>1851285 I can retract The Third Man if you don't want two of my submissions in one vote.



isn't /tv/ just too slow for rolls? you could just predict what film it will be based on what number the total post count is up to.



true. casting votes is still a flawed system though.



>subjective and immutable list

I prefer dynamic, hence broad categories.

I did toss up Strawpoll or similar, but Gahoole mentioned some anons dislike it, and if we're using posts, you have to IP hop to avoid being spotted by a mod, which is a hassle just to make anons watch your meme film.

I'm not a mod btw, but I assume the chance of one of them looking at the thread once a week is fairly high.


>all week stream

Works, but again, I wouldn't be doing it, so someone else has to.

Should have mentioned, I will be posting a on demand link and magnets in varying quality in the OP.


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I was going to say >not using the dice rolls but I just realized that this board doesn't have the dice roll function here. What the hell, someone contact the BO to enable the feature.



I'll keep both, also. Quite happy to have people vote for as many films as they like in a post, just adds to the pool of choices.




There are benefits to not having much more than 5 options.

We've tried doing generals like this a couple times before. Two years ago anon set up a Riddick stream with pretty much the same format as this OP and it failed on its first week. The problem comes from not enough anons getting enthusiastic about a single movie. Every option is bad:

>each anon gets to suggest a movie - 20 different options no one cares about

>preselected - gay

>randomised - the movie might be shit and it's a week with no discussion

If you're not a faggot and no one's going to stir shit the second might honestly be the best. Doesn't have to be completely random, you could take a few suggestions from the previous week. Still might be a bad idea though.

Then again the best option is just to get the ball rolling quick with good movie suggestions and not spend 100 posts debating the rules.



Well I can certainly default to my personal opinion on the choices in the OP, then if there's complaints, voice them and I'll adjust.

What we could do is have a preselected list that I come up with of various titles to get started, assign them 1 weighting each, then anons can *optionally* vote on those *or* add their own, as long as it's in the category. That way I can somewhat audit the films in there, but if anons really want another film to share, they can suggest it and see if anyone else wants it.

So for now, we'll go:

>sunday EST start

>2 films

>categories I come up with + anon suggestions, randomly chosen, no repeats

>preselected list of at least 25 films

>anons can vote/add as they please

>2 randomly picked

If anyone has an idea/problem with this, go nuts.

I'll start compiling a list of categories, feel free to come up with them. I'll randomly pick two once I've got a fair list that we all like, then we can get two films ready for Sunday.





There is a dice option too, Zero could activate it


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Would surely result in some interesting discussions, but perhaps politics ain't the first ideal subject. lol



That one is a nice movie on your pic. I'd recommend it.

If the movie interest me, I'll join the discussion. My only question is is it a strict requirement to watch the movie in question or you can join the discussion based upon your memories of it?


What's this week's film?



I'll be adding this and the others films as additional slots to whatever the 1st (only the 1st) category is.

From then on, suggestions will be limited to the category.


If you know it, go nuts. If it's an older film and you remember context behind it or something, that'd be cool to contrast with a modern viewing.


The irony of creating a stickied thread to discuss television and movies on /tv/.


Current category list


I'll roll up categories sometime in the next 12 hours, as I know this isn't peak US time and I'm not in the US.

Feel free to suggest new categories or dislike of ones I've got already.


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>almost all of the Categories are "something unpopular"

I get that you want to exclude everything you don't like, but if we truly are a Television & Movies board, we could watch popular shit and laugh at them just like how we could laugh at the unpopular shit.



Not really. Just aiming for broad ideas (like Russia, could be James Bond, Tarkovsky, K-19 etc) as well as smaller ones.

The only exclusion I made was capes, because I just know that will end up a dumpster fire. Something like "cape films excluding MCU/DCEU" could work, then we get Spawn/Punisher/Daredevil/Daredevil vs Hulk etc.

If you want more maitsteam stuff I'm happy to add it, I just aimed for 25 really quickly.

Also tried to pick ideas that would give us films anons might not have seen and discussed to death already.


>watching movies




What makes you think this is what this is about at all? I don't see anything about muh superior taste, except your post.



Ignore posts like that, they are the ones who want to run the board to the ground. If you don't reply, they lose their game.


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.



He's Zach, he's just trying to stir shit up.



>I can't read this

>make it shorter and I'll read this

Pleb status: filtered.


I remember they tried this at 4chan years ago. It failed. This will fail, too.



>blackpilling anons into gay, leftist depression


Sounds like what we have on /bestemma, kek. We just don't do it weekly but when the stars align and we can all watch the same movie in a relatively short timespan.

Are you a regular at the board?


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That's the plan. Hoping enough people will join in.

Been shitposting on 8/tv/ since the beginning and 4/tv/ before that.




We should have a weekly movie night session previewing a list of kinos to watch.


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i'll download a weekly film but i'm not really interested in the democratic process or streams, not that there's anything wrong with them.

will the first movie will be picked midnight saturday, or should i skip the thread until next week?


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Big F for the big guy, only died last week.


Should be.

Gonna rush 2 films for discussion on Sunday (US), then after that we'll have a full week between vote and discussion.




Please use the theatrical version instead of the blu ray one I haven't seen that version.


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Random selection of everyone's picks is probably the way to go or anons will just get pissed off at eachother and/or you. Also I think people should be limited to one nomination, if you have more than one film to share than that should be allowed.

But I think at least three to five films are needed to keep it interesting for a week. Nobody has to watch all of them, it's just some variety so you can pick and choose.


Some more suggestions for topics:



Body Horror





Angels & Demons

Theme Parks & Fairs

Insects / Bugs




3D Animation


Riots / Civil Disobedience

Food & Cookery

Con-men & Grifters

Films based on cartoons

Films made by Youtube personalities

Straight to DVD films

Let me know what you think.



*should not be limited to one nomination


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We should watch the 1991 Chevy Chase classic, Nothing buy Trouble.






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>Films made by Youtube personalities


The Forbidden Planet(1956)


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What, you don't like kino anon?


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If we exclude superheroes, exclude those motherfuckers too!



This reads so Hungarian that a horse came to me carrying an armor for me to put on.


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It's a pleb filter. Don't call yourself a cinephile if you haven't watched the greats.



Seconding this.



>coming to the television and movies board with no intent to discuss the board topic

Reconsider your life



Thirding Punishment Park.


A /pol/fags favorite and only hobby is whining, doesn't matter which board it is.


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R-rated prime Lynda Carter? Yes please.


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Guilty as charged.


2 films would let us bicker over which was better, but 1 would let us bicker over which parts were better, like a virtual half in the bag. I vote for The 36th Chamber of Shaolin


Can't we just discuss whatever >>>/bmn/ watches?





+2 votes for Punishment Park.



Not added :^)


But you could discuss those films with them?



Everything that needs to be said is usually said during the stream.



So then it adds nothing by discussing it on /tv/?



>Not added

This is what we need. Someone has to draw a line.


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What did you think of the suggested topics (>>1851577) though?


I wasn't asking to add them but okay



Oh, thought I replied, sorry.

Liked them, added them except the DVD one, which I've added to Telefilms (the pool of good stuff in those two options is small to begin with) and I'm not too sure about the YouTube one.

Going to bed now, it's 5AM and I made a mistake as I have to be up at 7, but I'll roll 2 categories in the next 12 hours and make the lists for both.

When I get some time I'll make preemptive lists for all categories.

Film will be chosen in ~18 hours.


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Let's watch poor little white boy, guys


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posting suggestions, title and year in filenames


Pretty Baby



Good pick but not enough anons will watch pedo kino (I will)


>lynda carter titties



seconding shane dawson and smosh


>Not added :^)


most of /tv/ has probably seen AVGN already but Shane Dawson or Smosh kino will surely generate discussion. More than some of the artsy films posted in this thread at least.


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voting might be a pain but it is less likely to be thrown off than the election by randomizer. The queen election was fairly civil and ended up with the top three mostly representing a cross section of the board. Movie choices might be more functional with a lesser chance of larpiness than the queen election just because it's not a thing as often avatarfagged.


seconding the third man.


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>most of /tv/ has probably seen AVGN already but Shane Dawson or Smosh kino will surely generate discussion. More than some of the artsy films posted in this thread at least.

I just thought it would be fun to laugh at some cringeworthy youtuber films. But I can understand OP's hesitation because obviously he doesn't want it to devolve into meme suggestions every week and is actually trying to encourage some real discussion. Maybe something for down the line.


Doesn't voting go against the idea of watching new films to foster discussion? People will pick films they've heard of or watched, defeating the point of it.


Nothing wrong with hispanics, as long as they are good posters and not /pol/ larpers furiously telling everyone who is and isn't white



>Doesn't voting go against the idea of watching new films to foster discussion? People will pick films they've heard of or watched, defeating the point of it.

Someone will have not seen it and we could easily have nominations cycled for less common films.


>Nothing wrong with hispanics, as long as they are good posters and not /pol/ larpers furiously telling everyone who is and isn't white

You don't have to hate people in order to want to retain your own culture. I for one am not thrilled with the malapropisms, parallelism errors, eggcorns, and incorrect idioms that proliferate in and telegraph the arrival of la raza.


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>Nothing wrong with hispanics

Spics are the worst posters here - non-whites roleplaying as 'meds' and spamming the board about how the other groups are totally not white. And not in an ironic way. They really want to believe they're white because of social autism and being holed up in discord all day.

They're also the spergs who've been shitting up /tv/ and /cow/ with discord memes for a year. Pic related.



You're thinking of the Brazilian who owns /fascist/, not spics.


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>Someone will have not seen it and we could easily have nominations cycled for less common films.

I just think a randomiser would cut out fuss and turn out some more interesting stuff, that's all.



I see where you guys are coming from but the implication is that it would be okay to post about /pol/ shit all the time if they were white, but even then it's still obnoxious. If they looked like living aryan propaganda posters and not like sewer gremlins it still wouldn't make me any less bored and disinterested with their postings.



I don't know about /fascist/ but I do know the Spic discordfags who post on /tv/ are the ones posting it here. They pretend it's just a funny meme but it's clearly a real inferiority complex. They're all MAGApedes who talk to real white people on discord all day. They're loners who obviously wish they could be white nationalists.

This isn't me guessing, I know a lot of /tv/ posters by their discord handles and I know 5 of them are Spics who shitpost about being 'Meds' who post screenshots of their posts here.


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As a Brazilian goodposter, you fragile anglos are really teasing me hard with those salty tears. But I'm too civilized to contribute to this derailment.



>the implication is that it would be okay to post about /pol/ shit all the time if they were white, but even then it's still obnoxious

Not really, it's more I hate their character. They take their shitposts on discord and spam it here. It doesn't matter if it's /pol/ shit or ironic ifunny memes, they can't help but post their latest shitpost everywhere, even on /tv/, because they're too lonely to adapt anywhere. They just spam, feel shit, and repeat. Discordfags are bad but the discord spics are really, really lonely in the worst possible way.




you wish



>nothing wrong with hispanics

Good meme


They're not even Brazilian. Most of them are Mexican immgrants.




Imagine being so ashamed of your heritage you LARP as a Brazilian to feel white enough with yourself to make a shitpost. Imagine posting smug anime reaction images knowing Japanese people think your people are dirt.


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>good poster


<using /pol/speak

You just undermined yourself twice there.


I would rather talk to a normal hispanic guy than a politically obsessed white American, that's all i'm saying.


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I guess I should feel complimented.


Says the derailer.



>I would rather talk to a normal hispanic guy not obsessed with white politics

You're not gonna find them here buddy, every Spic here is on discord all day jerking off to political ecelebs




I'll throw in a couple of suggestions

Movies that an actor or crew member died in the production of

Movies where the actors (allegedly) did their own stunts

Movies where an animal (or multiple animals) died in the production of

Movies refused categorization by the British Board of Film Classification/Censors

Movies that feature the Twin Towers


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If pic related hasn't been added yet, it should be.


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And just to stay on topic, here's some Brazilian kino.


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And this too


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One more.





Ask around on /pol/, they're not spic discordfags but Brazilian mutts



how about instead a benevolent leader chooses the movie for us?













Now these are some interesting ideas. Cheers.

There's 22 choices from you guys so far, so I'll just make that a single roll, then we'll go with a random category.

Current list from you guys, including the extra 4 votes for various films is:


Current list of categories is:


The randomiser I'll be using is https://www.miniwebtool.com/random-picker/

It's not fancy and doesn't allow me to prove I didn't lie about the result, but I doubt that'll be too much of an issue. If anyone has a better idea let me know, but it'll work until then.


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First film will be:

The Night Shifter:

>A technician in a morgue who can talk with the dead puts his loved ones in danger when he learns some secrets from one of his departed acquaintances which he uses for revenge.

Swear to G-d you Brazilians better be good film makers.

Second Film will be from the category of:


Let me drum up a list of at least 20, then roll it. Should be done in like 20 minutes if I don't get distracted by a shiny object.


Okay, got 14 because parasites aren't very loved by filmmakers it seems. Mostly stuff from the last century, so I guess they fell out of the writer's brains.



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The second film will be:

The Day of the Triffids:

>After meteors enter Earth's atmosphere, blinding much of the planet's population in the process, plantlike creatures known as Triffids emerge from the craters and begin to take over.

If you've read the book, it's vastly different.



I'm in for Nothing But Trouble. I have it on VHS and should have seen it like 5 years ago, but didn't. I saw Dr. Caligari and Land of the Blind already, maybe I'll add my 2 cents on those too.


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>mfw it was pick


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I realized that you may have to re-roll another movie, because I saw it at a festival and even in brazilian speciality trackers you can't find that one yet.




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I should have checked. My bad.

New Film!

Punishment Park:

>a pseudo documentary of a British and West German film crew following National Guard soldiers and police as they pursue members of a counterculture group across a desert.



Nice choice, but may I suggest you don't put each movie several times? It would be easy to samefag to personally pick the movie.



Yeah, why not, fair number of guys don't seem to like voting at all (unless they're just samefagging too? chasing shadows a bit) so I might just take suggestions and not votes.



Just take them as nominations



>members of a counterculture group

What does this even mean…



Hippies or something like that, people who don't conform to the mainstream.



Uppity boomers.


>go over to 4shit


Fuck you Hiro you goddamned slanted kike.


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It is mandatory that we watch this.


Punishment Park is basic bitch agitprop that is a chore to sit through. I'd recommend Week-end or Zabriskie Point instead.





I wonder why do so many of us want to see this…




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This really should've been clarified in the OP




This week's film has been decided already


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>Punishment Park

>most violent cults, serial killers and terrorists grew during a certain period

>government forms a very undersized response to this

>omg, government evil

I would have paid more attention if the people being beaten up were real protesters and were being really beaten up. But yeah, at least it was nostalgic.




as to be expected from a dutertefag tier post

I bet you love bolsonaro too



Its not a tranny, its an infertile jew.


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I literally voted for him. Get helicoptered commie faggot.



I like the way you think


>being a filipino subhuman



oh wait you're a macaco, hadn't read the shirt



Part of the appeal is that lots of people thought it was real



Was this made before Battle Royale?



It's from the 70s



I see. The novel (battle royalle) is from 99.


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>Battle Royale



What is it, then?



Nigger, why isn't this post more prominent?

I had to go through this whole shitty thread to find the movie to watch.

And why didn't you make a thread with a torrent?



>i have to read more posts to find it



I watched film "daybreakers" a couple of days ago. It's not often I find a movie with a novel idea, that also happens to be relatively well executed.

It works better if view it as an analogy for transhumanism and declining birth rates.



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kinos that feature delicious brappers?


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majaringsby is Swedish though



>actually given shit about a dead, irrelevant, ancient game like overwatch

lmaoing at hapacums


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The amount of filters one needs there man. IG pics have fewer.



Are we gonna have a thread for this one too?


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>unironically posting pictures of kikes


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She looks like a Kike, but I don't think she is a kike. Here is a kike.


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It's Aydin Paladin, she openly admits that she's a jew.



Ah, I must be confusing with Lauren Southern, which a lot of people claim isn't one. (but sure loves israel).



>emma watson


More like KIKED


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Hey Gahoole here just watched punishment park it sucked ass

Anyways I was looking through the list of categories and figured we were pretty close to 52 so I went ahead and did a whole years worth of planning so every week has a category, that way everyone can be thinking ahead for the category for each week without it being revealed at the last minute.

Also everyone should get a chance to vote for the nominee over the whole week OP, add your ideas in at the end if not enough people submit. Don't wanna overtake your thread or anything but I figured this would be better than random rolling every week. Also including the excel file in case people want to edit here https://puu.sh/CJYHW.xlsx


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nice work, big G



Nice work.



>the vols here are literally such mouthbreathing retards they thought something called punishment park was going to be anything good in the first place




>implying the vols picked it


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I don't think anybody expects all of the movies to be good, that is too high of a bar. We should enjoy shitting on bad movies as well.


Let's watch Repoman because autistic spergs sperging over what was in the trunk has gone out of fashion.




Is that the one with Jude Law and Forest Whitaker, or the one with the Sheen-Estivez brothers?



The musical with Paris Hilton.


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>No threads to cover the BAFTA awards in the UK

You should see all the diversity virtue signalling. They're so up their own arses, actors and actresses, they truly think they're above us mere mortals and need to tell us how much we need diversity.



They could just play the tapes from the past years.



Selma Hayek went off on a rant about how great diversity is, how wonderful having all these different directors from different parts of the black world in Hollywood, especially in current year + 4. They also have two people who host the actual award, they're rotated out for each different award, it looks as if the BAFTA awards have made sure that at least one of the presenters of the award is a diversity hire. It's pathetic.




>No threads to cover the BAFTA awards in the UK

Just make one then?



Can you do it for me please Satan duns? I'll reply to your thread, I iz retard.



Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez. I recall it is certified kino but I haven't seen it for about twenty years so this would be a good excuse to shitpost with fresh eyes.



Harry Dean Stanton




Loaded Weapon 1 is the superior Sheenkino tbh


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>high critic rating

>audience thought it was shit

Guessing it's some pro-kike propaganda film…



When did anyone nominate it for viewing?







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So, the idea is that we should (already) vote / suggest movies for the next week based on the theme?


There is a Mads movie called Arctic, but its the wrong pole and wont be out in time.

I would suggest Shadow of the Wolf (Agaguk), but its also the wrong pole.

So, I suggest Fukkatsu No Hi (Day of Resurrection), nip version, not the american edit.




The Thing (1982)

It's a must watch.



I doubt if there are more than 10 /tv/ posters who haven't seen that.



You'd rather watch Happy Feet?



What about Ice Station Zebra? It's the wrong pole but it's Better Call Saul related so I'm curious about it. Kim's favorite movie.


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>The Day of the Triffids

I had seen the mini-series made about it, but not the '62 movie.

I've always thought the concept had good potential, but none of the adaptations seem to quite get it to work. The idea of off-earth life corrupting our nature somehow has potential. Maybe I should read the book.

As far as the film goes, there are some very aesthetic scenes, I believe they are matte paintings, that aged better than they had any right to. Acting and 'radio-novela-esque' expository dialogue not so much.


Shyamalan called and he wants his shit ending back


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There are basically no films set in Antarctica so i'm gonna nominate some Artic films:

She (1935)

>Leo Vincey, told by his dying uncle of a lost land visited 500 years ago by his ancestor, heads out with family friend Horace Holly to try to discover the land and its secret of immortality, said to be contained within a mystic fire. Picking up Tanya, a guide's daughter, in the frozen Russian arctic, they stumble upon Kor, revealed to be a hidden civilization ruled over by an immortal queen, called She, who believes Vincey is her long-lost lover John Vincey, Leo's ancestor.

On The Ice (2011)

>In Barrow, Alaska, teenagers Qalli and Aivaaq find their bond tested when a seal-hunting trip goes wrong, resulting in the death of their friend.

Also might I suggest nominating two films a week? One is scarcely enough to give a whole week's worth of discussion.


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SHE is great, but a bit of a cop out.


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>Scott of the Antarctic

Is it even safe to expose a bunch of /tv/ plebs to the masterful cinematography of Jack Cardiff? They might start seizing up from kino overload.


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We'll have to risk it.


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I'd allow this movie.



we can use


for picking films

there are some pretty good ones there


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I suggest Mirage Man

Also thanks gahoole and the anon who decided to start these threads



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I doubt there's anyone here who hasn't seen that. The original movie, on the other hand, probably hasn't been seen by many people on /tv/. It's pretty good from what I remember.



There was a guy who held a stream for it here just a couple months ago. It wasn't that great honestly. John Carpenter's adaptation of Who Goes There threw out a lot of great subtle horror scenes in favor of melodrama and jumpscares, but the original adaptation really just shat all over the source material and churned out yet another generic creature feature that isn't really distinguishable from any of the other ones from that era.



I'm glad Carpenter decided to go that way, it's a fantastic study on the nature of paranoia and the fracture of trust in a group.



I'll unsticky the PP thread saturday and then we can put up a day of the triffids thread


On a real /tv/ board, you wouldn't need a sticky dedicated to film discussion. So fuck this shit.


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It's called the bill of rights not the bill of needs, communist. I see what your agenda is here.



Shyamalan got the ending from War of the Worlds and so did the Day of the Triffids



Sticky threads are the epitome of communism, comrade.


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Sticky threads aren't true communism™



The map behind Bugs Bunny always weirded me out since it looks like Scandinavia merging with Turkey, the artist must have been too lazy to depict Greece properly.




lmao what?


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Take that attitude to reddit or cuckchan

This board is fine


No matter what movie is next, we should watch it in the thread. Split it up into webms. Like we did with the sw movie or solo.



voting for hell below zero



The film is selected randomly from the nominations.



Virus (1980)

The Thing (1982)

Alien vs. Predator (2004)



What about The Andromeda Strain?



That's stupid and will only lead to retards posting troll movies.



The mod just ignored a bunch of troll movies, its fine. Trolls will have to get creative



Mods aren't the ones picking the movie.


Friendly reminder that a real /tv/ board wouldn't need an official weekly film discussion thread because such things would happen on their own.


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This also sticky the the Bruno Ganz death thread

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