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/bane/ /film/ /strek/ /sw/ /wooo/ Combined Rules

File: ee082dd078712bc⋯.png (210.19 KB, 685x502, 685:502, 5452860.png)

 No.1851272

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.

Looking for:

>a rough number of people interested

>opinions on 1 or 2 films

>opinions on voting (whether it's popular vote or 1 vote 1 chance in a randomiser)

>initial film (I'll default to a random film in my collection if no one has a better idea)

Additionally, if someone wants to set up a stream for the film, that'd be cool, but not something I will be offering to do myself.

Before anyone asks, no, the 3rd post at the top is not implying all waifufags will be banned on sight, but hopefully it doesn't get to the point where it truly bothers anyone.

If you have any ideas you don't want to post, I also set up an email at FilmFag@protonmail.com (click Anonymous at the top for it) which I'll check every so often. I won't be using a trip.

 No.1851273

we should watch kung pow: enter the fist


 No.1851276

I can't read this

make it shorter and I'll read this

I'll even watch the movie and try contribute to the thread but I'm not reading this.

I appreciate the effort but this fucking long, type a 4 line max summary please.


 No.1851277

Posting in the cuck thread.


 No.1851278


 No.1851281

>>1851276

>want watch film with anons

>you want watch film too?

>???

>???

I tried.


 No.1851283

Good that you shits have your own containment thread now so you stop shitting up rest of the board.


 No.1851285

File: 93ee27f1dc58e74⋯.png (2.98 MB, 1002x1500, 167:250, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm in. Nominating The Third Man (1h 33min) by Carol Reed, starring Joseph Cotton, Alida Valli and Orson Welles, for the initial week.

>>1851276

VOTE ON WEEKLY FILM

WATCH THE FILM

DISCUSS


 No.1851286

>>1851281

I'll watch films with you but it looks like you have rules or some shit I'm missing out on. I'm not reading your post anon.

Someone summarize for me?

And when you say "watch films with anons" that depends. Watching a stream is stupid and won't improve the board. If it's like a film club where we watch a film every week it will encourage discussion here and get people into watching movies on their own time, which will lead to anons making more threads later down the road. The Brendan Fraser stream had no impact here. It got 70 posts over a week and there was a poll on cytube that showed only 2 /tv/ anons (one being me) showed up.


 No.1851288

>Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons

Pre-approved films is gay as fuck depending who is behind it. For instance if I found out you're robertsfag I'd avoid these threads entirely. I don't know who you are but this sounds like a bad idea in general.

Leave it up to anons. If anons act like self-important retards and each decide they deserve to nominate their own movie, never picking ones already posted in the thread, then this is doomed from the start anyway.


 No.1851292

>>1851286

>rules

None, I don't care what you post.

>film club

Yes.

If someone wants to stream, go nuts, but I won't do it myself.

Streams are restrictive as it assigns a time, which isn't cool as this board is used across timezones.

I'm only being wordy now to get ideas, then once we start it's going to be much more streamined. Most of the OP is an either or choice I want anons to decide on.

>>1851288

I'm not any of the current or past waifufags/celebrity posters.

The pre-approved list idea was only suggested because if the random topic is "action films", there'd be a shit ton. If anons pick films, a list isn't needed. If no one picks, I'd create a list of at least 30 films on the topic and use a randomiser.

I don't have any agenda to push, so don't care what films we do/don't watch. If any decision is on me, I'm using randomisers.

>>1851273

>>1851285

Cheers.

Also going to add The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari because the anon who suggested it gave that as an example.


 No.1851293

File: d5f49ae4b5bed8a⋯.png (1.28 MB, 4954x4454, 2477:2227, tv1369567385642.png)

We should just roll trips for a movie. it will bypass all the drama and corruption of voting.


 No.1851295

>>1851292

>Streams are restrictive as it assigns a time, which isn't cool as this board is used across timezones.

How about streaming the film 24/7 all week so any anon can catch a screening at any hour?

>Also going to add The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari because the anon who suggested it gave that as an example.

that was me >>1851285 I can retract The Third Man if you don't want two of my submissions in one vote.


 No.1851296

>>1851293

isn't /tv/ just too slow for rolls? you could just predict what film it will be based on what number the total post count is up to.


 No.1851298

>>1851296

true. casting votes is still a flawed system though.


 No.1851301

>>1851293

>subjective and immutable list

I prefer dynamic, hence broad categories.

I did toss up Strawpoll or similar, but Gahoole mentioned some anons dislike it, and if we're using posts, you have to IP hop to avoid being spotted by a mod, which is a hassle just to make anons watch your meme film.

I'm not a mod btw, but I assume the chance of one of them looking at the thread once a week is fairly high.

>>1851295

>all week stream

Works, but again, I wouldn't be doing it, so someone else has to.

Should have mentioned, I will be posting a on demand link and magnets in varying quality in the OP.


 No.1851302

File: 8335934de330fc5⋯.png (215.78 KB, 500x334, 250:167, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1851296

>>1851298

I was going to say >not using the dice rolls but I just realized that this board doesn't have the dice roll function here. What the hell, someone contact the BO to enable the feature.


 No.1851303

>>1851295

I'll keep both, also. Quite happy to have people vote for as many films as they like in a post, just adds to the pool of choices.


 No.1851308

>>1851292

>>1851303

There are benefits to not having much more than 5 options.

We've tried doing generals like this a couple times before. Two years ago anon set up a Riddick stream with pretty much the same format as this OP and it failed on its first week. The problem comes from not enough anons getting enthusiastic about a single movie. Every option is bad:

>each anon gets to suggest a movie - 20 different options no one cares about

>preselected - gay

>randomised - the movie might be shit and it's a week with no discussion

If you're not a faggot and no one's going to stir shit the second might honestly be the best. Doesn't have to be completely random, you could take a few suggestions from the previous week. Still might be a bad idea though.

Then again the best option is just to get the ball rolling quick with good movie suggestions and not spend 100 posts debating the rules.


 No.1851318

>>1851308

Well I can certainly default to my personal opinion on the choices in the OP, then if there's complaints, voice them and I'll adjust.

What we could do is have a preselected list that I come up with of various titles to get started, assign them 1 weighting each, then anons can *optionally* vote on those *or* add their own, as long as it's in the category. That way I can somewhat audit the films in there, but if anons really want another film to share, they can suggest it and see if anyone else wants it.

So for now, we'll go:

>sunday EST start

>2 films

>categories I come up with + anon suggestions, randomly chosen, no repeats

>preselected list of at least 25 films

>anons can vote/add as they please

>2 randomly picked

If anyone has an idea/problem with this, go nuts.

I'll start compiling a list of categories, feel free to come up with them. I'll randomly pick two once I've got a fair list that we all like, then we can get two films ready for Sunday.


 No.1851329

battletoads


 No.1851332

>>1851296

There is a dice option too, Zero could activate it


 No.1851336

File: dfe4e30b60a6bb8⋯.jpg (26.28 KB, 220x325, 44:65, Land_of_the_Blind_Poster.jpg)

Would surely result in some interesting discussions, but perhaps politics ain't the first ideal subject. lol


 No.1851350

>>1851336

That one is a nice movie on your pic. I'd recommend it.

If the movie interest me, I'll join the discussion. My only question is is it a strict requirement to watch the movie in question or you can join the discussion based upon your memories of it?


 No.1851351

What's this week's film?


 No.1851356

>>1851336

I'll be adding this and the others films as additional slots to whatever the 1st (only the 1st) category is.

From then on, suggestions will be limited to the category.

>>1851350

If you know it, go nuts. If it's an older film and you remember context behind it or something, that'd be cool to contrast with a modern viewing.


 No.1851360

The irony of creating a stickied thread to discuss television and movies on /tv/.


 No.1851372

Current category list

https://ghostbin.com/paste/8cvsq

I'll roll up categories sometime in the next 12 hours, as I know this isn't peak US time and I'm not in the US.

Feel free to suggest new categories or dislike of ones I've got already.


 No.1851375

File: b89a4ca8bd9eb22⋯.jpg (21.09 KB, 290x324, 145:162, 1469521610276.jpg)

>>1851372

>almost all of the Categories are "something unpopular"

I get that you want to exclude everything you don't like, but if we truly are a Television & Movies board, we could watch popular shit and laugh at them just like how we could laugh at the unpopular shit.


 No.1851382

>>1851375

Not really. Just aiming for broad ideas (like Russia, could be James Bond, Tarkovsky, K-19 etc) as well as smaller ones.

The only exclusion I made was capes, because I just know that will end up a dumpster fire. Something like "cape films excluding MCU/DCEU" could work, then we get Spawn/Punisher/Daredevil/Daredevil vs Hulk etc.

If you want more maitsteam stuff I'm happy to add it, I just aimed for 25 really quickly.

Also tried to pick ideas that would give us films anons might not have seen and discussed to death already.


 No.1851385

>watching movies

OH NO NO NO


 No.1851396

>>1851388

What makes you think this is what this is about at all? I don't see anything about muh superior taste, except your post.


 No.1851401

>>1851396

Ignore posts like that, they are the ones who want to run the board to the ground. If you don't reply, they lose their game.


 No.1851422

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1851465

>>1851396

He's Zach, he's just trying to stir shit up.


 No.1851468

>>1851276

>I can't read this

>make it shorter and I'll read this

Pleb status: filtered.


 No.1851472

I remember they tried this at 4chan years ago. It failed. This will fail, too.


 No.1851476

>>1851472

>blackpilling anons into gay, leftist depression


 No.1851484

Sounds like what we have on /bestemma, kek. We just don't do it weekly but when the stars align and we can all watch the same movie in a relatively short timespan.

Are you a regular at the board?


 No.1851504

File: 1f8d4e72800769b⋯.jpg (132.95 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, THX 1138 (1971) - Movie Po….jpg)


 No.1851524

>>1851422

>>1851504

Added.

>>1851484

That's the plan. Hoping enough people will join in.

Been shitposting on 8/tv/ since the beginning and 4/tv/ before that.


 No.1851530

>>1851504

Pure KINO

We should have a weekly movie night session previewing a list of kinos to watch.


 No.1851533

File: 552cafcf3871441⋯.jpg (483.34 KB, 1288x1600, 161:200, IHT6Dhx73vSSKCSX8RLh2ThYAr….jpg)


 No.1851543

File: 390506b16025279⋯.png (564.87 KB, 758x1078, 379:539, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1851546

>>1851533

Added.

Big F for the big guy, only died last week.

>>1851537

Should be.

Gonna rush 2 films for discussion on Sunday (US), then after that we'll have a full week between vote and discussion.


 No.1851572

>>1851504

>>1851524

Please use the theatrical version instead of the blu ray one I haven't seen that version.


 No.1851577

File: 732701ffa6b7e60⋯.jpg (81.4 KB, 931x524, 931:524, 732701ffa6b7e60d07c5b4afd6….jpg)

>>1851318

Random selection of everyone's picks is probably the way to go or anons will just get pissed off at eachother and/or you. Also I think people should be limited to one nomination, if you have more than one film to share than that should be allowed.

But I think at least three to five films are needed to keep it interesting for a week. Nobody has to watch all of them, it's just some variety so you can pick and choose.

>>1851372

Some more suggestions for topics:

Africa

China

Body Horror

Conspiracy

Prison

Plagues

Naval

Angels & Demons

Theme Parks & Fairs

Insects / Bugs

Nightmares

Puppets

Parasites

3D Animation

Erotic

Riots / Civil Disobedience

Food & Cookery

Con-men & Grifters

Films based on cartoons

Films made by Youtube personalities

Straight to DVD films

Let me know what you think.


 No.1851578

>>1851577

*should not be limited to one nomination


 No.1851580

File: e16588c7e6ef834⋯.jpg (73.56 KB, 640x640, 1:1, kitty_maisie.jpg)

File: 532dc4d6ccf64e7⋯.jpg (39.89 KB, 520x784, 65:98, nothing-but-trouble-movie-….jpg)

We should watch the 1991 Chevy Chase classic, Nothing buy Trouble.


 No.1851581


 No.1851585

>>1851524

Thanks.


 No.1851615

File: 8db31d4320d9598⋯.png (163.22 KB, 433x436, 433:436, ff052e675f740967ace5f11d47….png)

>>1851577

>Films made by Youtube personalities


 No.1851631

The Forbidden Planet(1956)


 No.1851637

File: 89860dfc0d3de73⋯.jpg (139.12 KB, 500x750, 2:3, tOSfIes9DGw6STf9Q4H4oGOm2o….jpg)

File: 842f2e2add8b690⋯.jpg (382.96 KB, 500x702, 250:351, AVGN_Poster.jpg)

File: 82ee74b4b9db3aa⋯.jpg (125.68 KB, 522x755, 522:755, not_cool.jpg)

>>1851615

What, you don't like kino anon?


 No.1851641

File: 306fb27436f23c8⋯.jpg (425.03 KB, 2048x1896, 256:237, 1472063035673.jpg)

>>1851637

If we exclude superheroes, exclude those motherfuckers too!


 No.1851645

>>1851641

This reads so Hungarian that a horse came to me carrying an armor for me to put on.


 No.1851655

File: 6e77b5a62afb4a9⋯.jpg (572.07 KB, 572x800, 143:200, 11152697_800.jpg)

File: 63beb35b17340a6⋯.jpg (53.33 KB, 342x513, 2:3, fj3tNr3yn2eS9L6GZjZvRLX8pF….jpg)

>>1851641

It's a pleb filter. Don't call yourself a cinephile if you haven't watched the greats.


 No.1851661

>>1851543

Seconding this.


 No.1851692

>>1851685

>coming to the television and movies board with no intent to discuss the board topic

Reconsider your life


 No.1851702

>>1851543

Thirding Punishment Park.

>>1851692

A /pol/fags favorite and only hobby is whining, doesn't matter which board it is.


 No.1851734

File: a0bcfb085283c0c⋯.jpg (123.18 KB, 648x1000, 81:125, Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw (….jpg)

R-rated prime Lynda Carter? Yes please.


 No.1851737

File: 2a859ab227eab52⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 16.85 KB, 166x194, 83:97, THE JOY7.jpg)

>>1851645

Guilty as charged.


 No.1851740

2 films would let us bicker over which was better, but 1 would let us bicker over which parts were better, like a virtual half in the bag. I vote for The 36th Chamber of Shaolin


 No.1851742

Can't we just discuss whatever >>>/bmn/ watches?


 No.1851746

>>1851580

>>1851734

Added.

+2 votes for Punishment Park.

>>1851637

>>1851655

Not added :^)

>>1851742

But you could discuss those films with them?


 No.1851750

>>1851746

Everything that needs to be said is usually said during the stream.


 No.1851752

>>1851750

So then it adds nothing by discussing it on /tv/?


 No.1851757

>>1851746

>Not added

This is what we need. Someone has to draw a line.


 No.1851771

File: 1b23cad1041864a⋯.jpg (342.04 KB, 1227x1674, 409:558, 1b23cad1041864a99d3039c04f….jpg)

>>1851746

What did you think of the suggested topics (>>1851577) though?

>>1851757

I wasn't asking to add them but okay


 No.1851811

>>1851771

Oh, thought I replied, sorry.

Liked them, added them except the DVD one, which I've added to Telefilms (the pool of good stuff in those two options is small to begin with) and I'm not too sure about the YouTube one.

Going to bed now, it's 5AM and I made a mistake as I have to be up at 7, but I'll roll 2 categories in the next 12 hours and make the lists for both.

When I get some time I'll make preemptive lists for all categories.

Film will be chosen in ~18 hours.


 No.1851895

File: 43abd729fb3e716⋯.png (2.1 MB, 3412x1317, 3412:1317, 43abd729fb3e7161e1af145566….png)

>>1851272

Let's watch poor little white boy, guys


 No.1851974

File: e3152acd940c657⋯.jpg (319.52 KB, 1456x1080, 182:135, rope 1948.jpg)

File: cd372eeaaf00920⋯.jpg (67.85 KB, 608x464, 38:29, killers kiss 1955.jpg)

File: 5d3adf47f8614c1⋯.jpg (172.95 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, ivans childhood 1962.jpg)

File: 173b0fa1fa94dff⋯.jpg (22.18 KB, 672x288, 7:3, starman 1984.jpg)

File: 7bb6cec3b3ce9e6⋯.jpg (42.33 KB, 720x304, 45:19, my blind brother 2016.jpg)

posting suggestions, title and year in filenames


 No.1852017

Pretty Baby


 No.1852150

>>1852017

Good pick but not enough anons will watch pedo kino (I will)

>>1851734

>lynda carter titties

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>1851637

seconding shane dawson and smosh

>>1851746

>Not added :^)

/disagree

most of /tv/ has probably seen AVGN already but Shane Dawson or Smosh kino will surely generate discussion. More than some of the artsy films posted in this thread at least.


 No.1852184

File: 69a402157036c68⋯.jpg (118.66 KB, 800x1071, 800:1071, 800px-Amontillado_sherry.jpg)

>>1851272

voting might be a pain but it is less likely to be thrown off than the election by randomizer. The queen election was fairly civil and ended up with the top three mostly representing a cross section of the board. Movie choices might be more functional with a lesser chance of larpiness than the queen election just because it's not a thing as often avatarfagged.

>>1851285

seconding the third man.


 No.1852309

File: 9dc71fb3b36c664⋯.jpg (576.53 KB, 1318x2000, 659:1000, 9dc71fb3b36c664cab6bc2df0b….jpg)

>>1852150

>most of /tv/ has probably seen AVGN already but Shane Dawson or Smosh kino will surely generate discussion. More than some of the artsy films posted in this thread at least.

I just thought it would be fun to laugh at some cringeworthy youtuber films. But I can understand OP's hesitation because obviously he doesn't want it to devolve into meme suggestions every week and is actually trying to encourage some real discussion. Maybe something for down the line.

>>1852184

Doesn't voting go against the idea of watching new films to foster discussion? People will pick films they've heard of or watched, defeating the point of it.

>>1852286

Nothing wrong with hispanics, as long as they are good posters and not /pol/ larpers furiously telling everyone who is and isn't white


 No.1852321

>>1852309

>Doesn't voting go against the idea of watching new films to foster discussion? People will pick films they've heard of or watched, defeating the point of it.

Someone will have not seen it and we could easily have nominations cycled for less common films.

>>1852309

>Nothing wrong with hispanics, as long as they are good posters and not /pol/ larpers furiously telling everyone who is and isn't white

You don't have to hate people in order to want to retain your own culture. I for one am not thrilled with the malapropisms, parallelism errors, eggcorns, and incorrect idioms that proliferate in and telegraph the arrival of la raza.


 No.1852402

File: 5a98bad9c627a4b⋯.png (5.85 MB, 1933x2577, 1933:2577, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1852309

>Nothing wrong with hispanics

Spics are the worst posters here - non-whites roleplaying as 'meds' and spamming the board about how the other groups are totally not white. And not in an ironic way. They really want to believe they're white because of social autism and being holed up in discord all day.

They're also the spergs who've been shitting up /tv/ and /cow/ with discord memes for a year. Pic related.


 No.1852410

>>1852402

You're thinking of the Brazilian who owns /fascist/, not spics.


 No.1852437

File: 64157af2a4605a5⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 64157af2a4605a5caecaebc7aa….jpg)

>>1852321

>Someone will have not seen it and we could easily have nominations cycled for less common films.

I just think a randomiser would cut out fuss and turn out some more interesting stuff, that's all.

>>1852321

>>1852402

I see where you guys are coming from but the implication is that it would be okay to post about /pol/ shit all the time if they were white, but even then it's still obnoxious. If they looked like living aryan propaganda posters and not like sewer gremlins it still wouldn't make me any less bored and disinterested with their postings.


 No.1852441

>>1852410

I don't know about /fascist/ but I do know the Spic discordfags who post on /tv/ are the ones posting it here. They pretend it's just a funny meme but it's clearly a real inferiority complex. They're all MAGApedes who talk to real white people on discord all day. They're loners who obviously wish they could be white nationalists.

This isn't me guessing, I know a lot of /tv/ posters by their discord handles and I know 5 of them are Spics who shitpost about being 'Meds' who post screenshots of their posts here.


 No.1852452

File: 2f46baef4749dcc⋯.jpg (41.08 KB, 500x567, 500:567, dog here.jpg)

File: a44da35b57459b0⋯.png (75.84 KB, 233x255, 233:255, 152516842439.png)

As a Brazilian goodposter, you fragile anglos are really teasing me hard with those salty tears. But I'm too civilized to contribute to this derailment.


 No.1852455

>>1852437

>the implication is that it would be okay to post about /pol/ shit all the time if they were white, but even then it's still obnoxious

Not really, it's more I hate their character. They take their shitposts on discord and spam it here. It doesn't matter if it's /pol/ shit or ironic ifunny memes, they can't help but post their latest shitpost everywhere, even on /tv/, because they're too lonely to adapt anywhere. They just spam, feel shit, and repeat. Discordfags are bad but the discord spics are really, really lonely in the worst possible way.


 No.1852456

>>1852452

>Brazilian

you wish


 No.1852465

>>1852309

>nothing wrong with hispanics

Good meme

>>1852410

They're not even Brazilian. Most of them are Mexican immgrants.

>>1852441

this

>>1852452

Imagine being so ashamed of your heritage you LARP as a Brazilian to feel white enough with yourself to make a shitpost. Imagine posting smug anime reaction images knowing Japanese people think your people are dirt.


 No.1852469

File: 9e67fc8912003ac⋯.jpg (132.09 KB, 1100x1700, 11:17, 9e67fc8912003acf5c0ee8b5c4….jpg)

>>1852452

>good poster

<cuckime

<using /pol/speak

You just undermined yourself twice there.

>>1852465

I would rather talk to a normal hispanic guy than a politically obsessed white American, that's all i'm saying.


 No.1852472

File: 2d5e19e78f582b3⋯.jpg (48.13 KB, 463x331, 463:331, megusta.jpg)

>>1852465

I guess I should feel complimented.

>>1852469

Says the derailer.


 No.1852478

>>1852469

>I would rather talk to a normal hispanic guy not obsessed with white politics

You're not gonna find them here buddy, every Spic here is on discord all day jerking off to political ecelebs


 No.1852481

>>1851372

>>1851577

I'll throw in a couple of suggestions

Movies that an actor or crew member died in the production of

Movies where the actors (allegedly) did their own stunts

Movies where an animal (or multiple animals) died in the production of

Movies refused categorization by the British Board of Film Classification/Censors

Movies that feature the Twin Towers


 No.1852493

File: a1bdf629a233754⋯.jpg (123.72 KB, 671x1000, 671:1000, MV5BYTM4ZDhiYTQtYzExNC00Yj….jpg)

If pic related hasn't been added yet, it should be.


 No.1852499

File: 04f8965cf17b372⋯.jpg (106.7 KB, 650x935, 130:187, triple9_kitagcinemas_final….jpg)


 No.1852503

File: 584cedc1583ce27⋯.jpg (3.58 MB, 2226x3297, 106:157, artoff1369.jpg)

File: 98dba00f568dcdd⋯.jpg (82.08 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, MV5BOGY4ZjU4ODItZThmOC00MT….jpg)

File: af852e3ee180a35⋯.jpg (90.49 KB, 600x901, 600:901, Cannibal-Club-1-600x901.jpg)

And just to stay on topic, here's some Brazilian kino.


 No.1852512

File: 67c4c04644072fe⋯.jpg (897.24 KB, 1421x2112, 1421:2112, Intolerance Griffith.jpg)

>>1852493

And this too


 No.1852514

File: 711cc5dc101b38c⋯.jpg (158.36 KB, 680x1000, 17:25, MV5BODVkNmQ3OTYtODIxNS00OD….jpg)

File: 8f757d4f2d32a34⋯.jpg (46.39 KB, 320x480, 2:3, MV5BZDEyNWQ5ZTgtNjE5MS00NW….jpg)

>>1852503

One more.


 No.1852529

>>1852402

>>1852410

>>1852441

Ask around on /pol/, they're not spic discordfags but Brazilian mutts


 No.1852666

>>1851298

how about instead a benevolent leader chooses the movie for us?


 No.1852697

>>1851974

>>1852017

>>1852493

>>1852499

>>1852503

>>1852512

>>1852514

Added.

>>1852184

Counted.

>>1852481

Now these are some interesting ideas. Cheers.

There's 22 choices from you guys so far, so I'll just make that a single roll, then we'll go with a random category.

Current list from you guys, including the extra 4 votes for various films is:

https://ghostbin.com/paste/3uvww

Current list of categories is:

https://ghostbin.com/paste/k99sg

The randomiser I'll be using is https://www.miniwebtool.com/random-picker/

It's not fancy and doesn't allow me to prove I didn't lie about the result, but I doubt that'll be too much of an issue. If anyone has a better idea let me know, but it'll work until then.


 No.1852703

File: 542bbddc8d6d024⋯.png (20.81 KB, 768x593, 768:593, Film.PNG)

File: 577291cf847a28c⋯.png (34.23 KB, 539x622, 539:622, Category.PNG)

First film will be:

The Night Shifter:

>A technician in a morgue who can talk with the dead puts his loved ones in danger when he learns some secrets from one of his departed acquaintances which he uses for revenge.

Swear to G-d you Brazilians better be good film makers.

Second Film will be from the category of:

Parasites

Let me drum up a list of at least 20, then roll it. Should be done in like 20 minutes if I don't get distracted by a shiny object.


 No.1852737

Okay, got 14 because parasites aren't very loved by filmmakers it seems. Mostly stuff from the last century, so I guess they fell out of the writer's brains.

https://ghostbin.com/paste/gcor3


 No.1852741

File: fab335c45626484⋯.png (21.2 KB, 826x530, 413:265, Film2.PNG)

The second film will be:

The Day of the Triffids:

>After meteors enter Earth's atmosphere, blinding much of the planet's population in the process, plantlike creatures known as Triffids emerge from the craters and begin to take over.

If you've read the book, it's vastly different.


 No.1852776

>>1852703

I'm in for Nothing But Trouble. I have it on VHS and should have seen it like 5 years ago, but didn't. I saw Dr. Caligari and Land of the Blind already, maybe I'll add my 2 cents on those too.


 No.1852897

File: 53ae2bdbfaa6f47⋯.jpg (60.34 KB, 1000x941, 1000:941, DcsygxZWAAAahRM.jpg)

>>1852703

>mfw it was pick


 No.1852915

File: 1b09757f9df5956⋯.jpg (49.03 KB, 640x511, 640:511, e4yBvtBJPi_zF76QSVkyk8v9aL….jpg)

I realized that you may have to re-roll another movie, because I saw it at a festival and even in brazilian speciality trackers you can't find that one yet.

Trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwfJc9o66lE


 No.1853019

File: d8aa0267974cac5⋯.png (25.08 KB, 782x625, 782:625, NewFilm.PNG)

>>1852915

I should have checked. My bad.

New Film!

Punishment Park:

>a pseudo documentary of a British and West German film crew following National Guard soldiers and police as they pursue members of a counterculture group across a desert.


 No.1853041

>>1853019

Nice choice, but may I suggest you don't put each movie several times? It would be easy to samefag to personally pick the movie.


 No.1853061

>>1853041

Yeah, why not, fair number of guys don't seem to like voting at all (unless they're just samefagging too? chasing shadows a bit) so I might just take suggestions and not votes.


 No.1853091

>>1853061

Just take them as nominations


 No.1853109

>>1853019

>members of a counterculture group

What does this even mean…


 No.1853114

>>1853109

Hippies or something like that, people who don't conform to the mainstream.


 No.1853744

>>1853109

Uppity boomers.


 No.1853866

>go over to 4shit

<OMG NEW AVENGERS TEASER JUST DROPPED LIKE THE FUCKING TURD THAT IT IS

Fuck you Hiro you goddamned slanted kike.


 No.1854309

File: 4a96f7b53a9b739⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

It is mandatory that we watch this.


 No.1854374

Punishment Park is basic bitch agitprop that is a chore to sit through. I'd recommend Week-end or Zabriskie Point instead.


 No.1854496

>>1853114

>>1853744

>>1854374

I wonder why do so many of us want to see this…


 No.1854925

HOW DO WE VOTE?


 No.1854966

File: 0f32bc1bb5b3e90⋯.jpg (33.54 KB, 350x401, 350:401, fucksake.jpg)

>>1854925

This really should've been clarified in the OP


 No.1854995

>>1854925

>>1854966

This week's film has been decided already


 No.1855091

File: 70e469171d32f17⋯.png (843.7 KB, 960x720, 4:3, e462a36a2aa7282042dc624504….png)

>Punishment Park

>most violent cults, serial killers and terrorists grew during a certain period

>government forms a very undersized response to this

>omg, government evil

I would have paid more attention if the people being beaten up were real protesters and were being really beaten up. But yeah, at least it was nostalgic.


 No.1855096

>>1855091

>trannyposting

as to be expected from a dutertefag tier post

I bet you love bolsonaro too


 No.1855107

>>1855096

Its not a tranny, its an infertile jew.


 No.1855115

File: 29302e0ff729183⋯.png (501.46 KB, 441x594, 49:66, 1538451216272-0.png)

>>1855096

I literally voted for him. Get helicoptered commie faggot.


 No.1855128

>>1855107

I like the way you think

>>1855115

>being a filipino subhuman


 No.1855129

>>1855115

oh wait you're a macaco, hadn't read the shirt


 No.1855130

>>1855091

Part of the appeal is that lots of people thought it was real


 No.1855131

>>1855130

Was this made before Battle Royale?


 No.1855133

>>1855131

It's from the 70s


 No.1855136

>>1855133

I see. The novel (battle royalle) is from 99.


 No.1855140

File: 04fe344bf973895⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 540x960, 9:16, 1537567373256[1].webm)

>>1855131

>Battle Royale


 No.1855373

>>1854995

What is it, then?


 No.1855424

>>1852703

Nigger, why isn't this post more prominent?

I had to go through this whole shitty thread to find the movie to watch.

And why didn't you make a thread with a torrent?


 No.1855428

>>1853019

>i have to read more posts to find it

FUCK THIS THREAD!


 No.1855492

I watched film "daybreakers" a couple of days ago. It's not often I find a movie with a novel idea, that also happens to be relatively well executed.

It works better if view it as an analogy for transhumanism and declining birth rates.


 No.1855499


 No.1856588

File: 36a3db75f74ca60⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 298x298, 1:1, sniffsniff.gif)

kinos that feature delicious brappers?


 No.1856630

File: 13f7bdbfea58a49⋯.png (247.46 KB, 498x435, 166:145, 13f7bdbfea58a49ca13b337618….png)

>>1855140

>finngolians


 No.1856694

>>1856630

majaringsby is Swedish though


 No.1857140

>>1855140

>actually given shit about a dead, irrelevant, ancient game like overwatch

lmaoing at hapacums


 No.1857223

File: 3111b01af8f59b7⋯.jpg (113.73 KB, 623x506, 623:506, Vegan Anime Gal.jpg)

D U P B T F O


 No.1857235

>>1853866

The amount of filters one needs there man. IG pics have fewer.


 No.1857355

>>1852741

Are we gonna have a thread for this one too?


 No.1857694

File: 19f40262a7884c2⋯.jpg (54.85 KB, 720x720, 1:1, f9c63bdb22fa1ebd34bd49f8a0….jpg)

>>1855091

>unironically posting pictures of kikes


 No.1857711

File: 6d223bd9a1a2d49⋯.jpg (60.97 KB, 558x690, 93:115, Emma_Watson-Harley_Quinn.jpg)

>>1857694

She looks like a Kike, but I don't think she is a kike. Here is a kike.


 No.1857720

File: 3acbc85d235e937⋯.jpg (15.26 KB, 480x360, 4:3, daesf.jpg)

>>1857711

It's Aydin Paladin, she openly admits that she's a jew.


 No.1857736

>>1857720

Ah, I must be confusing with Lauren Southern, which a lot of people claim isn't one. (but sure loves israel).


 No.1857753

>>1857711

>emma watson

>kike

More like KIKED


 No.1857866

File: 26a30ea90eba8e5⋯.png (54.32 KB, 682x1083, 682:1083, Schedule for 2019.PNG)

Hey Gahoole here just watched punishment park it sucked ass

Anyways I was looking through the list of categories and figured we were pretty close to 52 so I went ahead and did a whole years worth of planning so every week has a category, that way everyone can be thinking ahead for the category for each week without it being revealed at the last minute.

Also everyone should get a chance to vote for the nominee over the whole week OP, add your ideas in at the end if not enough people submit. Don't wanna overtake your thread or anything but I figured this would be better than random rolling every week. Also including the excel file in case people want to edit here https://puu.sh/CJYHW.xlsx


 No.1857896

File: f84db4939359fdc⋯.jpg (61.99 KB, 520x796, 130:199, antarctic-lad.jpg)

>>1857866

nice work, big G


 No.1857949

>>1857866

Nice work.


 No.1858448

>>1857866

>the vols here are literally such mouthbreathing retards they thought something called punishment park was going to be anything good in the first place

Lofuckingl


 No.1858479

>>1858448

>implying the vols picked it


 No.1858480

File: 1bedf896b9be71e⋯.jpg (28.79 KB, 500x398, 250:199, DdvFSDDUQAYW4x0.jpg)

>>1858448

I don't think anybody expects all of the movies to be good, that is too high of a bar. We should enjoy shitting on bad movies as well.


 No.1858685

Let's watch Repoman because autistic spergs sperging over what was in the trunk has gone out of fashion.


 No.1859034

>>1858685

>Repoman

Is that the one with Jude Law and Forest Whitaker, or the one with the Sheen-Estivez brothers?


 No.1859045

>>1859034

The musical with Paris Hilton.


 No.1859049

File: 5abc5737e75e172⋯.jpg (14.58 KB, 374x124, 187:62, Screenshot_32.jpg)

>No threads to cover the BAFTA awards in the UK

You should see all the diversity virtue signalling. They're so up their own arses, actors and actresses, they truly think they're above us mere mortals and need to tell us how much we need diversity.


 No.1859052

>>1859049

They could just play the tapes from the past years.


 No.1859058

>>1859052

Selma Hayek went off on a rant about how great diversity is, how wonderful having all these different directors from different parts of the black world in Hollywood, especially in current year + 4. They also have two people who host the actual award, they're rotated out for each different award, it looks as if the BAFTA awards have made sure that at least one of the presenters of the award is a diversity hire. It's pathetic.


 No.1859066

>>1859049

>>1859058

>No threads to cover the BAFTA awards in the UK

Just make one then?


 No.1859084

>>1859066

Can you do it for me please Satan duns? I'll reply to your thread, I iz retard.


 No.1859597

>>1859034

Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez. I recall it is certified kino but I haven't seen it for about twenty years so this would be a good excuse to shitpost with fresh eyes.


 No.1859598

>>1859597

Harry Dean Stanton


 No.1859600

>>1859597

>>1859598

Loaded Weapon 1 is the superior Sheenkino tbh


 No.1859741

File: b05d76028b1e50c⋯.png (147.69 KB, 696x311, 696:311, rotten nigger.png)

>high critic rating

>audience thought it was shit

Guessing it's some pro-kike propaganda film…


 No.1859752

>>1859741

When did anyone nominate it for viewing?


 No.1859824

>>1859741

>SHT

>FINAL

>WISH


 No.1860706

File: ff12d7eee644df1⋯.jpg (98.04 KB, 650x1000, 13:20, MV5BMGU2NzI0Y2UtZmY0NS00NT….jpg)

File: ab6bacd08774bda⋯.jpg (111.84 KB, 684x1000, 171:250, MV5BMTY3NjA5NTc0N15BMl5Ban….jpg)

>>1857866

So, the idea is that we should (already) vote / suggest movies for the next week based on the theme?

>antarctica

There is a Mads movie called Arctic, but its the wrong pole and wont be out in time.

I would suggest Shadow of the Wolf (Agaguk), but its also the wrong pole.

So, I suggest Fukkatsu No Hi (Day of Resurrection), nip version, not the american edit.


 No.1860730

>>1857866

>Antarctica

The Thing (1982)

It's a must watch.


 No.1860956

>>1860730

I doubt if there are more than 10 /tv/ posters who haven't seen that.


 No.1862103

>>1860956

You'd rather watch Happy Feet?


 No.1862354

>>1862103

What about Ice Station Zebra? It's the wrong pole but it's Better Call Saul related so I'm curious about it. Kim's favorite movie.


 No.1862393

File: d38f3b0d0060f85⋯.png (280.61 KB, 716x537, 4:3, screenshot (7).png)

File: 66541e6d5260b01⋯.png (325.2 KB, 716x537, 4:3, screenshot (6).png)

File: 4a7e23921e20e3f⋯.png (209.69 KB, 734x537, 734:537, screenshot (5).png)

File: 016d3ddb533a375⋯.png (292.25 KB, 734x537, 734:537, screenshot (4).png)

File: 2293a8e1aa84324⋯.jpg (40.24 KB, 1511x679, 1511:679, 96685971-0046-4f7a-9fed-07….jpg)

>The Day of the Triffids

I had seen the mini-series made about it, but not the '62 movie.

I've always thought the concept had good potential, but none of the adaptations seem to quite get it to work. The idea of off-earth life corrupting our nature somehow has potential. Maybe I should read the book.

As far as the film goes, there are some very aesthetic scenes, I believe they are matte paintings, that aged better than they had any right to. Acting and 'radio-novela-esque' expository dialogue not so much.

Also:

Shyamalan called and he wants his shit ending back


 No.1862435

File: d3a3941c356947c⋯.jpeg (1.46 MB, 1531x2181, 1531:2181, poster20-20she201935_01.jpeg)

File: 87309bc0e6dcbbc⋯.jpg (122.24 KB, 1391x2048, 1391:2048, pV6odJES4kIqFnrG5X0oC5kYrV….jpg)

There are basically no films set in Antarctica so i'm gonna nominate some Artic films:

She (1935)

>Leo Vincey, told by his dying uncle of a lost land visited 500 years ago by his ancestor, heads out with family friend Horace Holly to try to discover the land and its secret of immortality, said to be contained within a mystic fire. Picking up Tanya, a guide's daughter, in the frozen Russian arctic, they stumble upon Kor, revealed to be a hidden civilization ruled over by an immortal queen, called She, who believes Vincey is her long-lost lover John Vincey, Leo's ancestor.

On The Ice (2011)

>In Barrow, Alaska, teenagers Qalli and Aivaaq find their bond tested when a seal-hunting trip goes wrong, resulting in the death of their friend.

Also might I suggest nominating two films a week? One is scarcely enough to give a whole week's worth of discussion.


 No.1862469

File: bad8f5cd696c280⋯.jpg (111.07 KB, 610x960, 61:96, sota.jpg)

>>1862435

SHE is great, but a bit of a cop out.


 No.1862579

File: b5ed02e6c56f897⋯.jpg (57.6 KB, 584x401, 584:401, Scott-of-the-Antarctic.jpg)

>>1862469

>Scott of the Antarctic

Is it even safe to expose a bunch of /tv/ plebs to the masterful cinematography of Jack Cardiff? They might start seizing up from kino overload.


 No.1862843

File: a6c437f0fc68341⋯.jpg (102.52 KB, 1706x960, 853:480, blacknarcissus.jpg)

>>1862579

We'll have to risk it.


 No.1863479

File: 8a0feecc80986c4⋯.jpg (32.71 KB, 220x337, 220:337, 220px-Scott_of_the_Antarct….jpg)

>>1862469

I'd allow this movie.


 No.1864309

>>1851272

we can use

https://letterboxd.com/8chanfilm/list/8chan-top-250-films/

for picking films

there are some pretty good ones there


 No.1864317

File: b18fc213ea9821e⋯.jpeg (62.59 KB, 423x604, 423:604, 1254854265.jpeg)

File: 37695a6646a023d⋯.jpg (20.73 KB, 400x268, 100:67, mirageman1.jpg)

I suggest Mirage Man

Also thanks gahoole and the anon who decided to start these threads


 No.1864361


 No.1864379

File: 2010d125d2278f2⋯.jpg (47.94 KB, 328x475, 328:475, The Thing from Another Wor….jpg)

>>1860730

I doubt there's anyone here who hasn't seen that. The original movie, on the other hand, probably hasn't been seen by many people on /tv/. It's pretty good from what I remember.


 No.1864438

>>1864379

There was a guy who held a stream for it here just a couple months ago. It wasn't that great honestly. John Carpenter's adaptation of Who Goes There threw out a lot of great subtle horror scenes in favor of melodrama and jumpscares, but the original adaptation really just shat all over the source material and churned out yet another generic creature feature that isn't really distinguishable from any of the other ones from that era.


 No.1864479

>>1864438

I'm glad Carpenter decided to go that way, it's a fantastic study on the nature of paranoia and the fracture of trust in a group.


 No.1864518

>>1864361

I'll unsticky the PP thread saturday and then we can put up a day of the triffids thread


 No.1864672

On a real /tv/ board, you wouldn't need a sticky dedicated to film discussion. So fuck this shit.


 No.1864701

File: 9e4c9cd5524975c⋯.png (745.76 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, mary bayer.png)

>>1864672

It's called the bill of rights not the bill of needs, communist. I see what your agenda is here.


 No.1864728

>>1862393

Shyamalan got the ending from War of the Worlds and so did the Day of the Triffids


 No.1864733

>>1864701

Sticky threads are the epitome of communism, comrade.


 No.1864741

File: abd95dd2fb73f88⋯.jpg (30.61 KB, 338x310, 169:155, ts.jpg)

>>1864733

Sticky threads aren't true communism™


 No.1865471

>>1864741

The map behind Bugs Bunny always weirded me out since it looks like Scandinavia merging with Turkey, the artist must have been too lazy to depict Greece properly.


 No.1865595

>>1865471

>Scandinavia

lmao what?


 No.1866094

File: 68f641577be8261⋯.jpeg (22.58 KB, 474x429, 158:143, gahoole.jpeg)

>>1864672

Take that attitude to reddit or cuckchan

This board is fine


 No.1866196

No matter what movie is next, we should watch it in the thread. Split it up into webms. Like we did with the sw movie or solo.


 No.1866380

>>1857896

voting for hell below zero


 No.1866564

>>1866380

The film is selected randomly from the nominations.


 No.1867020

>>1857866

Virus (1980)

The Thing (1982)

Alien vs. Predator (2004)


 No.1870079

>>1867020

What about The Andromeda Strain?


 No.1870441

>>1866564

That's stupid and will only lead to retards posting troll movies.


 No.1870486

>>1870441

The mod just ignored a bunch of troll movies, its fine. Trolls will have to get creative


 No.1871125

>>1870486

Mods aren't the ones picking the movie.


 No.1871598

Friendly reminder that a real /tv/ board wouldn't need an official weekly film discussion thread because such things would happen on their own.


 No.1871655

File: 7099c6f50eeeaca⋯.mp4 (916.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, patrick idc.mp4)


 No.1871669

>>1871598

This also sticky the the Bruno Ganz death thread


 No.1872492

>>1871598

Making two stickied threads to discuss movies is certainly easier than keeping the board itself clean and on track.

Shame if someone were to start shitposting in here…


 No.1872589

After some consideration, I guess at least it's a commendable effort and Day of the Triffids is a good movie worthy of discussion.


 No.1873851

desd


 No.1874664

So which ones are the candidates for the Antarctica category?

Let me know if I'm missing any:

>Hell Below Zero

>Fukkatsu No Hi (Day of Resurrection), aka Virus (1980)

>The Thing (1982)

>The Thing from Another World

>Scott of the Antarctic

>Alien vs. Predator (2004)

I'd nominate The Thing (2011) but I heard it's shit so maybe it's best to avoid it. Modern shitty movies can't even be shitty in a good way, they're just forgettable.

Taking Arctic movies too:

>Shadow of the Wolf (Agaguk)

>Ice Station Zebra

>She (1935)

>On The Ice (2011)

>>1870079

Nothing to do with Antarctica.


 No.1875210

>>1862435

Yeah can we make it 2 films week?

The llist will go by faster

also>>1874664

everybody has seen the thing and AvP

the rest seem interesting


 No.1875245

>>1875210

I haven't seen AvP :^)


 No.1875729

File: 43c74c11f5082c4⋯.png (248.14 KB, 265x374, 265:374, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1874664

I'd like to nominate this 1983 Japanese film simply titled Antartica, it seems interesting:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctica_(1983_film)


 No.1876058

>>1874664

If you're taking out The Thing (2011) can I suggest removing The Thing from Another World also, it's an awful adaptation that doesn't compare favourably to the Carpenter version. Plus having another monster movie right after Day of the Triffids would suck.


 No.1876123

>>1875210

I think we can play with the rules pretty loose, two films could work if the category is broad enough but one category a week could still be the rule?

Also not sure where OP went but I'll roll for next week's film like Friday so get your nominees in before then.

>>1874664

Friendly reminder documentaries can be nominated too


 No.1876173

>>1876123

There has to be some movie about nazi bases in the Antarctica, it'd be utter bullshit but I bet it can be used as a pretext for kino.

>inb4 iron sky

I know it's on the Moon but I recall something related to the Antarctica for some reason. I'm not watching that pozzed shit.


 No.1876311

File: 6668344353e5a2f⋯.jpg (245.96 KB, 700x1105, 140:221, Barbarella-Green-Costume-J….jpg)

>>1876123

I recommend holding it to one official movie a week to maintain a clear focus. But all of the nominated films should be technically on topic if anons want to take the initiative to watch and discuss them.


 No.1876319

>>1876311

Hi Refn


 No.1878601

>>1876319

>if you post about Barbarella that makes you Refn

this is what paranoid faggots believe


 No.1879984

>>1876058

>it's an awful adaptation

It's still a good movie though, even if it's nothing like the book.


 No.1880116

>>1876123

Yeah one category per week is nice and if its broad enough we could watch 2 films.Most if not all categories could accomodate that

>>1875729

We had a thread a month ago about it

Its a really nice movie

i highly recommend it but im afraid it wont start a very big discussion


 No.1882036

Gonna roll for next weeks film live tomorrow. No idea where OP went but I don't mind taking over until he gets back. Make sure to get all your nominees in before then


 No.1882328


 No.1882337

>>1882328

gonna steal this for the stream thanks


 No.1882340

>>1882337

no prob bob


 No.1882342

>>1882036

yeah please go ahead and take over

OP is probably sucking dick and too busy to attend to the promises he made

Also just a suggestion:

To make things a liittle more interesting

Can we make a strawpoll regarding the next weeks category?That will add some randomness and anticipation to the whole process

i can make one for week 4 using the list you posted earlier and then work our way through the most popular categories first to have more fag.. anons engaged


 No.1882344

>>1882337

lemme know if you want a short bumper for your streams. 15-30 second title cards etc


 No.1882349

File: a020edb10a56e7b⋯.png (5.25 KB, 678x99, 226:33, March Themes.PNG)

>>1882342

Here's what I had for march for categories. I actually set out the whole year week by week so things wouldn't get stale and would coincide with holidays and events. Voting might be good though it might be hard to get people to vote for both a film and a category.

>>1882344

hell yeah dude sounds sick, it's really low production value right now lol


 No.1882350

>>1882349

ah okay lets leave it like this then

thanks for your efforts


 No.1882353

>>1876173

The movie you're looking for is dead snow


 No.1882358

File: 7ba8a0c8ad59f6c⋯.jpg (2.83 MB, 1904x8703, 1904:8703, o star Reviews Roger Ebert.jpg)

Zero star rated movies for next weeks category


 No.1882366

>>1882358

some fun flicks in the list

i had prescreening tickets to see wolf creek. by the end of the movie there were only 4 people in the theatre


 No.1882369

>>1882349

if you have a name or an idea of what kinda title card you want for the stream lemme know and i can probably have something done by next week


 No.1882387

File: e6c013e68b92124⋯.png (2.09 MB, 960x1440, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1882358

I want to watch The Devils.


 No.1882474

>>1882358

Africa Addio


 No.1882528

File: a9d675c1d221276⋯.jpg (66.36 KB, 1462x480, 731:240, actors.jpg)

>>1882358

>he gave 0 to Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead

>press F to spit on his grave


 No.1882712

>>1864379

I saw it at a double feature at a local theatre, it doesn't hold a candle to Carpenter's version, none of the tension of a psychological thriller.


 No.1882720

>>1857866

Can I suggest Films from the Third Reich as a category? I was just looking though on KG, they've got a great selection of them and I could reupload a chosen film onto mega, a torrent, or anywhere else it won't get shoahed if needed


 No.1882730

>>1882720

reported


 No.1882816

File: d820d7b4cac988b⋯.jpg (165.42 KB, 650x908, 325:454, MV5BYzY2NzJhMDctNTFlOC00ZT….jpg)

>>1882730

counterreported

>>1882720

Either way, I'm going to nominate Der Feuerteufel (1940)

>It is the time of the War of Liberation against Napoleon's French occupation authorities in Prussia and Austria (1813). The Carinthian woodsman Sturmegger is desperately trying to win freedom for his townsmen in the armed struggle against the French. Together with a like-minded group of men, he one day attacks a coach, in which there is suspected to be a French general. Shortly afterwards, Sturmegger is identified as the mastermind behind the assault and is arrested.


 No.1882964

>>1882358

Nominating:

B.A.P.S

Pink Flamingos

Erendira

Caligula

Prison Girls

Farewell Uncle Tom

The Female Bunch

The Statue

>>1882720

>>1882816

No thanks. The /pol/ infestation of the board is bad enough as it is without more encouragement. Maybe Propaganda films as a category instead.


 No.1883081


 No.1883156

5 minutes till I decide for antarctica


 No.1883172

File: 72943fa17b28602⋯.jpg (36.86 KB, 316x450, 158:225, MV5BNzMxMjIwZDMtMmFiZi00MG….jpg)

NEXT WEEKS FILM IS Fukkatsu No Hi (Day of Resurrection) (1980 original Japanese version 1:44 minute cut)

>After a virus devastates the global human population, survivors in Antarctica desperately try to find a cure and save the human race.

youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPgnXygor8

Torrent later

Next weeks theme is:

0 Stars from Roger Ebert


 No.1883175


 No.1883178

magnet link: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6E7536B6B319D6B07949220B4B04370FFFCF89A9&dn=Virus+1980+ALTERNATE+CUT+DVDRip+x264-CHRONiCLER&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.spb.ru%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.open-internet.nl%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fbt.xxx-tracker.com%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce


 No.1883198

What about the 2:36 version?

https://rarbgweb.org/torrent/oi6tgx1


 No.1883202

File: 6bad006ca03dcc2⋯.jpg (58.36 KB, 590x438, 295:219, wtf.jpg)

>>1883172

>no subtitles

Next weeks thread is going to be dead on arrival


 No.1883206

File: 2d6388c87f0fbcf⋯.png (8.44 KB, 1051x61, 1051:61, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1883198

Seems like this is the only full version, what do we do guys?

Also the fastest to download.


 No.1883207

File: c59bc99dabaa08b⋯.jpg (22.71 KB, 267x372, 89:124, Fukkatsu-no-hi.jpg)

>>1883198

>The American version of the film was shown for review at the Cannes Film Festival in May 1980 as a "work-in-progress" print. The non-English language footage was dubbed into English for this release and it ran at 155 minutes. It was initially released to home video in the United States with a 108 minute run-time and was presented on television with a 93 minute running time. The original Japanese-language cut was released to home video in 2006 with English subtitles.

So, there are 4 cuts? I thought the 1:44 minutes was the japanese complete one.

>>1883202

Most of the movie is spoken in english, there are some japanese scenes with subtitles (in most releases or from open-subtitles).


 No.1883222

>>1883198

>In 2002, Kadokawa Shoten released the movie in a special limited-edition Region 2 DVD set, which contained the original 156-minute cut and the shorter 108-minute version, plus extra materials. [1] While the DVD in question does not have English subtitles, an English-subtitled version of the full cut was later released in 2006 as part of a compilation set called the Sonny Chiba Action Pack. [2] Previous copies of the film released in North America often featured the 108-minute cut, partly because of the multinational cast that had several American actors.

So, it seems there are only 2 DVD cuts. The butchered one and the 1:40-1:50 minutes cut.

>>1883175

>>1883178

This torrent is 1:48:00 miinutes long. With english subtitles built in.

I'll check what that 2:36 minutes version has, but I think it must be the extras.


 No.1883225

>>1882358

Eric the Viking looks amazing.


 No.1883245

>>1883222

156 minutes are 2 hours 36 minutes, the rarbg cut


 No.1883251

File: fffb9f8b144e630⋯.jpg (51.13 KB, 467x554, 467:554, 435454.jpg)

>>1883245

End my life.


 No.1883284

File: 9e1acf8a1ecc388⋯.jpg (153.28 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, cp3.jpg)

File: 7b0737f78961abf⋯.jpg (124.23 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, cp.jpg)

So, the youtube one above is the right lenght, but it doesn't have subtitles in the japanese parts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPgnXygor8

To fix that, just install this extension:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/subtitles-for-youtube/oanhbddbfkjaphdibnebkklpplclomal

Load the video, and choose the one that says "FULL ENGLISH" and apply.

>>1883251

I could blame on the fact there are shorter cuts on youtube/torrents so I just assumed, but its not the first time I make that mistake. lol


 No.1883292

File: 69a7b56453947c7⋯.png (633.27 KB, 865x619, 865:619, sloth.png)

>>1883284

I'm gonna watch without subtitles and guess what's happening.


 No.1883297

File: 6e73fbf1cf85cfa⋯.jpg (122.21 KB, 479x640, 479:640, re.jpg)

>>1883292

If you turn on 2x speed you can watch it in half of the time too.


 No.1883342

>>1883202

>Judging a movie from the opening shot.

ur a moran


 No.1883349

>>1882964

>board is almost entirely comprised of /pol/tards

>we shouldn't have a movie night theme that would encourage them to redirect their posts into a film discussion instead of political shitposting

Can't agree with this line of thinking tbqh


 No.1883402

>>1883349

There are plenty of threads about /pol/ movies already. This is a life-support thread for other stuff.


 No.1883423

>>1883402

There really aren't, look at the catalog now. Unless your "/pol/ movie" is real life I don't see a single thread about it now. I don't really understand your objection to a third reich film. I think people would enjoy watching a movie from a time & place where not many people have explored, yet is still culturally relevant today


 No.1883448

>>1883423

>>1882616

Mel-kino because he hates jews.

>>1882165

More mel-kino.

>>1881735

Thread about anti-commie movies.

>>1880313

More /pol/ movies.

Etc...


 No.1883463

>>1883448

The anti-commie thread is a blatant shitposting thread, Mel is a good goy now, and I don't see how borgman is /pol/ but looks alright - I'll give it a watch.


 No.1883465

>>1883284

I'll download the youtube version and put up a torrent with it and the subtitles that way you can all get it in one package


 No.1883496

does /tv/ utilize a service like cytube for movie nights? even if it were one night a week? take a poll on which night should be movie night and we all get together to watch the movie of the week?

it seems most regulars are on here most of the day/night anyways.

just curious.


 No.1883598

>>1883496

I'd be fine with that honestly only problem is we're all on different time zones. Wednesday or thursday nights would be best imo


 No.1883602

>>1883598

yeah i figured people are somewhat from around the globe but wouldnt be a terrible idea to have a movie night even if it's a dozen or so of us. easier to ban/kick/mute all the poltards shitting up the place.

unless you guys have a super secret cytube and dont want to mention it here because of tards joining


 No.1883641

>>1883631

The price is one gahoole cum tribute.


 No.1883649

>>1883631

i figured as much. i'll search for gahoole's hole, lel.

>>1883641

consider it done.


 No.1884237

>>1883202

subs are available on opensubtitles for the rarbg torrent(which is the only one working)


 No.1884284

File: ad1145fc1eb4b09⋯.jpg (6.92 KB, 207x236, 207:236, and_so_we_went_to_war.jpg)

>>1883284

>Load the video, and choose the one that says "FULL ENGLISH" and apply.

It doesn't find any subs


 No.1884573

>>1884284

Strange, it finds a bunch here. You can download it from here:

https://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/6789315/day-of-resurrection-en

And load yourself too.


 No.1885173

File: ed68cfbae839bd2⋯.webm (16 MB, 640x272, 40:17, Kung_Pow_Enter_The_Fist.webm)

>>1851273

Say no more, I got you fam


 No.1886249

>>1885173

>16mb encode

HOW


 No.1886639

>>1886249

Check the bitrate. It's probably something ridiculous like 32kbps for video, and like 8 for audio.


 No.1886652

File: e14e7e16c0c10a4⋯.webm (11.17 MB, 854x480, 427:240, thank_you_white_people.webm)

>>1886249

Days and days of encoding and reencoding to get it small enough yet still viewable.


 No.1886662

>>1886639

>>1886652

I think he was asking it was achieved to have exactly 16 MB instead of 15.89 or some shit like that.


 No.1886668

>>1886662

Constant bit rate 16mb which isn't exactly 16mb on 8ch because for some reason Ron has is set a few kb lower making it a massive pain in the ass when you have had something encoding for 20 minutes and then rush to post it becuase the joke is almost stale and you get the file too large message from Ronnie the rat.


 No.1886717

>>1883465

Do the rarbg version instead. Better quality. Just give a link to the srt file too


 No.1886990

>>1886717

Okay gonna make the post after the Oscars don't want too many stickies


 No.1887040

File: 790ff452776781e⋯.mp4 (1.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dupflec_vindicated.mp4)

>>1886990

Or you could just trash the Oscars thread like it so rightly deserves.


 No.1888168

>>1886652

i have tried for hours to make a 16mb encode before just for the fun of it but i failed miserably every time

i ve used ffmpeg handbrake openshot kdenlive to no avail.the lowest i managed to go (easily) was ~30mb .Below that everything was unwatchable

Care to share your secrets?


 No.1888195

>>1885173

The fact that movies can be made this small is incredible. How many other films do you have in this form? And what programs do you use?


 No.1888493

>>1885173

heavy deblocking?


 No.1888779


 No.1891948

Gay shit


 No.1892896

File: 02d5f720df290ec⋯.jpg (75.84 KB, 520x824, 65:103, MV5BMTRhMjM1YWItMzI4Zi00MD….jpg)

File: 61fe1871b7eb4dd⋯.jpg (97.57 KB, 644x1000, 161:250, MV5BMTEzNjk4ZTUtYThhMC00MD….jpg)

File: fc2f99e9547d107⋯.jpg (107.96 KB, 661x1000, 661:1000, MV5BMjNiMWVhNjAtMzgyYS00Nz….jpg)

File: 5de620cfd93c1c1⋯.jpg (97.33 KB, 675x1000, 27:40, MV5BZDg2NDJkOGYtMjM3My00Mz….jpg)

For 0 Star from Roger Ebert, I got my nominees.

Death Race 2000 (1975)

The Exterminator (1980)

Police Academy (1984)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)


 No.1892899

>>1892896

Ebert is a fag, whoda thunk.


 No.1893576

File: 376f3e6647be1ef⋯.webm (14.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Television and film.webm)

I've been snowed in for a week and a half. I have officially been out of food for two days. I've been getting by drinking coffee to dull the hunger pangs but this shit can't keep up. I'm going to try to walk to town tomorrow. If I don't make it back to discuss the next film I want you all to know you have shit taste compared to mine and I hate you all.


 No.1894826

>>1892896

Why did he give Police Academy 0 stars? It wasn't worse than any of the other generic comedies of it's time.


 No.1894881

>>1894826

Because it was one of the most racist disgusting pieces of filth I had ever seen and clearly he felt the same way. Listen if I ever find you quivering in fear in your pathetic little hovel and you misgender me or say disrespectful transphobic things to anyone again, you are going to understand what it means to be a 0 out of 10.

Do you understand?


 No.1894904

File: 7a119607dcfbb07⋯.png (309.57 KB, 300x394, 150:197, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2405f8daaf86360⋯.png (506.16 KB, 448x679, 64:97, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b7b7b9205038e34⋯.png (213.43 KB, 338x500, 169:250, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 27afb3e0d926a53⋯.png (9.22 MB, 2027x2980, 2027:2980, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1892896

Good list, I'd be fine with watching any of the first three. Don't care much about the last one.

My list:

Africa Addio (1967)

The Green Berets (1968)

The Hitcher (1986)

Dangerously Close (1986)


 No.1894914

File: cac4c3ee135a3f1⋯.png (357.15 KB, 400x595, 80:119, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 40ea8c672538b66⋯.webm (5.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, empire_of_dust.webm)

>>1894904

Shit, I deleted the wrong one.

First excerpt from his review:

>"Africa Addio" is a brutal, dishonest, racist film. It slanders a continent and at the same time diminishes the human spirit. And it does so to entertain us.

>It claims to be a documentary of what has happened in Africa since colonialism ended. It shows us sadism and tells us we must not fear to see the truth – but the sadism itself has been staged for the cameras. It weeps for the slaughtered wild game of Africa – but who weeps for the game tortured before the cameras, and before our eyes?

>The film begins with a scene familiar from a dozen newsreels: A British colonial governor boards a launch and is taken to an offshore ship. The Union Jack comes down, and a new flag is flown. Another colony is independent.

>But independence has come too soon, the narrator tells us. Africans are not ready for self-government. "Europe has abandoned her baby," the narrator mourns, "just when it needs her the most." Who has taken over, now that the colonialists have left? The advertising spells it out for us: "Raw, wild, brutal, modern-day savages!"

>I could hardly believe my ears. During a year in South Africa I only rarely heard such language, and then usually in bars. Yet here it was being presented as gospel truth in a supposedly reputable documentary.

Webm related is from a recent documentary.


 No.1894926


 No.1895231


 No.1896070

>>1894914

>>1894926

>>1895231

im suprised they left the comments up

anyway i ve already downloaded and plan to watch it regardeless of the vote and i guess the other 3 /weeklyfilm/ posters have acted accordingly so lets just leave it out of the vote and discuss it as a side film


 No.1896189

NOMINEES FOR NEXT WEEK AS OF NOW ARE

The Devils

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead

B.A.P.S

Pink Flamingos

Erendira

Caligula

Prison Girls

Farewell Uncle Tom

The Female Bunch

The Statue

Eric the Viking

Death Race 2000 (1975)

The Exterminator (1980)

Police Academy (1984)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Africa Addio (1967)

The Green Berets (1968)

The Hitcher (1986)

Dangerously Close (1986)


 No.1896243

>>1896189

GONNA DRAW IN 15 MINUTES


 No.1896267

File: 2f38b305d42b094⋯.jpg (572.81 KB, 1903x2889, 1903:2889, exterminator_1_poster_01-1.jpg)

File: 1b48b82b22d1010⋯.jpg (1.96 MB, 3000x2327, 3000:2327, 20130405-212111.jpg)

NEXT WEEKS FILM IS: THE EXTERMINATOR (1980)

>A man's best friend is killed on the streets of New York City. The man (Robert Ginty) then transforms into a violent killer, turning New York City into a great war zone, and Christopher George is the only one to stop him.

TORRENT SOON


 No.1896269

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1896267

Youtube link


 No.1896271

>>1896267

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: CONSPIRACY


 No.1896298

File: 01eebe8bea6b4a3⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1709x5238, 1709:5238, wikipedia list.png)

>>1896271

List of films for next weeks category

Obviously its not exhaustive since its from wikipedia so please contribute more


 No.1896336

File: 52496d720f9f59a⋯.jpg (115.5 KB, 1440x300, 24:5, banner.jpg)


 No.1896384

>>1896298

This actually looks fine. If anything i'd trim it a little since there's a lot of films there everyone will have seen (Godfather Pt. 3, Body Snatchers, The Matrix, Minority Report) or just plain shitty films (Captain America 2, The Da Vinci Code, Iron Man 3, Angels and Demons)


 No.1896387

>>1896298

Air America sounds kino


 No.1896431

>>1896387

im afraid its not


 No.1896464

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1896431

That's a damn shame then.

Coke smuggling in US airplanes was a kino and comfy subplot in Miami Vice and Justified


 No.1896549

File: 3fff5bffab13175⋯.jpg (33.39 KB, 250x397, 250:397, The_Manchurian_Candidate_1….jpg)

>>1896298

Nominating the Manchurian Candidate(1962) I would nominate either Network or Chinatown instead, but 90% of /tv/ has probably already seen those movies.


 No.1896562

>>1896549

Interesting pick.

>reminder that it was the film that made MKUltra seem plausible and one of the reasons the money for the experiments was granted


 No.1896600

File: 5a0ebec48dab81c⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 1382x2048, 691:1024, MV5BMTk1NjI3NzQ5NF5BMl5Ban….jpg)

I've always wanted to discuss Branded with less hostile people, usually it's a love/hate thing with this movie and you never get to discuss it right. But I don't feel like it's really conspiracy themed, and don't want to force it on people.


 No.1896632

>>1896600

The problem with Branded is that isn't not what the poster makes it out to be.


 No.1896641

>>1896632

Yeah, the trailer is deceiving too.


 No.1897150

>>1896464

yeah i know

i too was deceived by it and saw it

its just propaganda masked as plausible conspiracy


 No.1897154

>>1896336

i fail to see how this will not facilitate discussion

also i said its not complete and all foreign movies (kino candidates) are missing


 No.1897378

>>1897154

k. but i think you may have replied to the wrong post.


 No.1898097

File: 3824b42ccc70281⋯.jpg (448.19 KB, 1469x2048, 1469:2048, blow-out-vintage-movie-pos….jpg)

Nominating Blow Out (1981) for the conspiracy movie week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDve1A5EAvk


 No.1898204

>>1898097

Really intense movie. Good recommendation.


 No.1898838

File: 70f5fb424607629⋯.jpg (143.32 KB, 510x768, 85:128, d3.jpg)

Nominating Rear Window (1954)


 No.1898870

Do they have to be fictional or can I nominate something like Loose Change or Zeitgeist


 No.1898967


 No.1898997

>>1898967

Hi George


 No.1899120

File: a8b8c98b305c759⋯.jpg (67.98 KB, 500x755, 100:151, the conversation.jpg)

File: 81b2de7bb92c64d⋯.jpg (143.2 KB, 583x891, 53:81, ipcressfile.jpg)

File: 943e3d279b93dfd⋯.jpg (157.22 KB, 676x1000, 169:250, gardener.jpg)

My nominees for next week

>The Conversation (1974)

A paranoid, secretive surveillance expert has a crisis of conscience when he suspects that a couple, on whom he is spying, will be murdered.

>The Ipcress File (1965)

In London, a counter espionage agent deals with his own bureaucracy while investigating the kidnapping and brainwashing of British scientists.

>The Constant Gardener (2005)

A widower is determined to get to the bottom of a potentially explosive secret involving his wife's murder, big business, and corporate corruption.

i know one falls more under the category of spying so ignore it if there are better reqs

also topdocumentaryfilms dot com has really nice ones under the conspiracy tag but im afraid we will turn to /x/ and gahoole will host the next weeks discussion with a tinfoil hat so i ll leave them out


 No.1899125

>>1899120

>im afraid we will turn to /x/ and gahoole will host the next weeks discussion with a tinfoil hat so i ll leave them out

>implying that wouldn't be kino


 No.1899988

File: feea302657a4823⋯.jpg (52.57 KB, 413x720, 413:720, Australia.jpg)


 No.1900822

File: 17c97da2758f182⋯.jpg (110.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, The.Little.Drummer.Girl.S0….jpg)

Doesn't quite classify as weekly "film", but y'all niggas should be watching The Little Drummer Girl for some kino >conspiracy< mini-series. It's god-tier cinematography bred with god-tier political plots.


 No.1900877

>>1900822

I'm not going to watch a christmas movie in fucking march


 No.1900895

>>1900877

>christmas

lolwut


 No.1900897

File: 51a7599eaf5d1cf⋯.mp4 (1.19 MB, 640x356, 160:89, jingle balls.mp4)


 No.1900900


 No.1901097

>>1900897

what moobie dis?


 No.1901415

>>1901097

Cecil B Demented.


 No.1901981

File: 63b3ec1f4fbdda5⋯.jpg (136.66 KB, 348x490, 174:245, Ace-in-the-Hole.jpg)

Would Ace in the Hole count as a conspiracy movie? There's no government conspiracies or anything like that, but the main character is a journalist who conspires with the local police to keep a guy trapped in a cave so he can exploit the situation.


 No.1902058

>>1901981

Yes definitely. Always remember; media kikes are just as bad as government kikes


 No.1903130

File: 86ca20efc3face8⋯.jpg (597.39 KB, 1600x980, 80:49, 8553380020_d02fd1ed41_h.jpg)

File: adaff6805fcf795⋯.jpg (619.17 KB, 1500x2249, 1500:2249, capricorn-one-1978.jpg)

I would nominate:

>The Trial (1962)

An Orson Welles movie based on a Kafka novel. Basically about a guy who is convicted of a crime he has no idea what it is, and the state/society doesn't give him any answers. It feels like the more known Brazil takes some ideas from this movie. Though it seems to be eben more insane in how people act then Brazil ever was.

>>1896298

I would also choose from this list:

>Capricorn One (1978)

Starts rather comical in my opinion, but it is a serious movie. Basically NASA wants to launch a rocket to Mars. But they don't have the money so they take the astronauts, one being played by OJ Simpson, to a hidden location and have them film the entire thing.

>>1901981

>Journalist lies to the entire country and builds a quick and lucrative business off of it

Sounds like conspiracy to me


 No.1904325

>>1903130

both films are kino you have good taste


 No.1905399

File: a1432439d69b67e⋯.jpg (53.99 KB, 333x500, 333:500, 51NQsTl2HiL.jpg)

File: fc1ed80e7f9aa86⋯.jpg (27.84 KB, 327x500, 327:500, 41DCN xkLHL.jpg)

File: 820dacf64d356fa⋯.jpg (78.31 KB, 452x679, 452:679, 71tgmHLh5nL._SY679_.jpg)

File: 8e42dc7714adf97⋯.jpg (51.26 KB, 508x755, 508:755, jacobs_ladder.jpg)

File: a4f4a5be6c9c3b0⋯.jpg (75.19 KB, 510x755, 102:151, oldboy.jpg)

Nominees for Conspiracy

North by Northwest (1959)

A New York City advertising executive goes on the run after being mistaken for a government agent by a group of foreign spies.

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran.

They Live (1988)

A drifter discovers a pair of sunglasses that allow him to wake up to the fact that aliens have taken over the Earth.

Jacob's Ladder (1990)

Mourning his dead child, a haunted Vietnam War veteran attempts to uncover his past while suffering from a severe case of dissociation. To do so, he must decipher reality and life from his own dreams, delusions, and perceptions of death.

Oldboy (2003)

After being kidnapped and imprisoned for fifteen years, Oh Dae-Su is released, only to find that he must find his captor in five days.


 No.1905552

File: b4b11fd0fc3abe7⋯.png (540.36 KB, 724x1000, 181:250, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8e49d89e4a0b244⋯.png (420.67 KB, 500x630, 50:63, ClipboardImage.png)

The Conspiracy

Engdame

>>1905399

Halloween 3 is a good pick


 No.1905769

File: 52ad29ab351aa45⋯.png (4.95 KB, 259x58, 259:58, neet.png)

>>1851272

Gahoole you betrayed us


 No.1907575

>>1905769

Gahoole was always a neet at heart


 No.1907958

File: c7b9bbeb159ef7f⋯.jpg (413.7 KB, 1200x2949, 400:983, the-parallax-view-vintage.jpg)

File: 232b6e141925e2a⋯.jpg (85.44 KB, 450x964, 225:482, PARALLAXVIEWHR.jpg)

Nominating THE PARALLAX VIEW (1974).

>An ambitious reporter gets in way-over-his-head trouble while investigating a senator's assassination which leads to a vast conspiracy involving a multinational corporation behind every event in the world's headlines.


 No.1908053

File: 09d38938ec74e4e⋯.jpg (504.91 KB, 998x1500, 499:750, MV5BMDEzOGY1YjItOWZmYy00MD….jpg)

File: ce422e4e728a6c3⋯.jpg (31.53 KB, 332x475, 332:475, MV5BMTg0NzkxMzY1Ml5BMl5Ban….jpg)

Movies with Masonic murder.


 No.1908359

File: fd3790d48d71041⋯.jpg (14.53 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BMjQ1MTYxMzA4OF5BMl5Ban….jpg)

==NEXT WEEKS FILM IS: Conspiracy Theory

(1997)==

>A man obsessed with conspiracy theories becomes a target after one of his theories turns out to be true. Unfortunately, in order to save himself, he has to figure out which theory it is.


 No.1908372

File: 09b94dbde2a69a3⋯.mp4 (10.59 MB, 1920x800, 12:5, (((they))).mp4)

>>1908359

Redpilled film


 No.1908417

File: 726b61c5490f903⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1280x536, 160:67, Global_Fund_for_Mergers_an….png)

File: 04fa7b67ea7a0cd⋯.mp4 (12.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Murders and Executions.mp4)

Brace yourselves, the memes are coming.


 No.1908827

File: 291741d227a8f31⋯.jpeg (153.95 KB, 1042x796, 521:398, tv.jpeg)

>>1851272

i spent a fucking hour looking for anything to suggest for next weeks 3d animation and honestly apart from a couple japanese ones there is nothing that is even remotely watchable

Gahoole can you jump the category?

The first two weeks were kino af


 No.1909146

File: 2695f660d7225fc⋯.gif (984.41 KB, 220x190, 22:19, f81.gif)

>>1908827

>3d animation

Food Fight is absolutely kino, duh.


 No.1909212

>>1908827

I'd unironically watch Shrek because all other 3D movies are ugly trash. Apart from that there's only Appleseed and Vexille.


 No.1909293

File: b0a2b1dec8b06cc⋯.jpeg (61.23 KB, 474x671, 474:671, har.jpeg)

File: e3d6bfd251a09f3⋯.jpeg (47.63 KB, 474x600, 79:100, blame.jpeg)

>>1909212

Both Appleseed and Vexille look like abominations and an insult to the cinema itself.The only good ones i found were Captain Harlock and Blame! but even then they are just average

If anyone knows anything better pls post


 No.1909368

File: d3e0a3b20e192d2⋯.jpg (244.22 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, fF33nRbgvxNgTTPUuNqNsRPYmx….jpg)

>>1909293

Gantz O. Could be the best so far. Better then Blame!. Would have to watch it and Harlock again to see remember which one is better. Just remember the fabric CGI in Harlock being a little jarring.

Appleseed is carried by its story, and personally felt their cel shaded style worked, even better then the Godzilla Monster Planet trilogy. Could be mixing up all three Appleseed movies.

I legitiimately liked FFVII Advent Children, FFXV Kingsglaive, all Resident Evil CGI, and the two CGI Starship Troopers flicks, so take everything with a grain of salt.


 No.1909373

>>1909368

Gantz is indeed the best.


 No.1909457

File: a4001d50bdf4cf0⋯.jpg (39.16 KB, 600x333, 200:111, jasonandtheargonauts.jpg)

I say we should include stop motion.


 No.1909460

File: eb8775d51c06e23⋯.png (32.76 KB, 500x233, 500:233, guardians_of_ga_hoole_klud….png)

Nominating Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole, OF COURSE. For the memes.


 No.1909461

>>1909460

It's also unironically kino.


 No.1909463

>>1909457

that looks kino


 No.1909480

File: 4f36a8f79c335c8⋯.jpg (213.63 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yl.jpg)

File: 49d45ff4d63318e⋯.jpg (345.26 KB, 1000x527, 1000:527, years later.jpg)

File: 8a68b99e3ed0e72⋯.jpg (95.78 KB, 976x549, 16:9, _90476355_giantentertainme….jpg)

File: 32142c9a0090494⋯.jpg (55.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, BFG.jpg)

Other pretty good 3D movies:

The Adventures of Tintin

The BFG

10000 Years Later


 No.1909632

File: 4373e509afb1d5b⋯.jpg (52.49 KB, 928x523, 928:523, beowulf2007_24_-_embed_201….jpg)

>>1909480

What do you think of Beowulf?


 No.1909684

>>1909632

Did not enjoy it much. A lot of it hinges on personal taste, I didn't like the designs, and never really cared for the source material.


 No.1909711

>>1909684

>doesn't like the beowulf epic

Let me guess, more of a fan of The Odyssey?


 No.1911051

File: daf3002e9c382dd⋯.jpg (1.91 MB, 2400x3200, 3:4, 9_Movie_Poster_by_throwfox.jpg)

>>1908359

Guess i'll be skipping this week as well lmao

Nominating for 3D animation:

>9

>Zootopia

>Over The Hedge


 No.1911062

>>1911051

Those 3 movies are pretty bad. Zootopia is the best of the 3 and fuck furries for ruining it.


 No.1911098

>>1911062

I thought 9 was alright.


 No.1911126

File: 1c9728b28be0066⋯.jpg (66.09 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, OY PAKI GO FOK URSELF.jpg)

>>1911098

The concept is not bad, actually good, but the people who made it couldn't tell a story if their lives depended on it. There's no plot, it's just 2 hours of exposition. The writer wasted all his time making a complex world and forgot to actually tell a story to begin with.

And the animation is not great either. The looks are in that limbo between realistic and stylized when even similar GAMES look more interesting, like Little Big Planet.


 No.1911134

File: 295f86eb94a452d⋯.jpg (48.54 KB, 420x597, 140:199, BionicleMaskOfLight.jpg)

File: a90ef59cd71262f⋯.jpg (55.3 KB, 351x500, 351:500, bionicle2.jpg)

File: d5a81c60e9eb986⋯.jpg (32.15 KB, 250x357, 250:357, Dragons_fire_ice.jpg)

Nominating the Bionicle: Mask of Light, Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui, and Dragons Fire & Ice.

Fuck Bionicle 3 and 4. I'm not even going to nominate those ironically.


 No.1911249

>>1909146

This film is unironically a blast to watch. It's so fucking surreal and strange.


 No.1911255

File: 9bc75e3cabb35a4⋯.jpg (61.77 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Bunny19_SitGirly.jpg)

File: 92e1330941291d1⋯.jpg (57.95 KB, 349x640, 349:640, Bunny25_Pose.jpg)

>>1911134

Bioncles are for hotglueing.


 No.1911274

>>1911255

those tits unironically ruin that figure.


 No.1911388

File: 329972906ab0805⋯.jpg (72.43 KB, 1000x603, 1000:603, Antz.jpg)

File: 6a5e89a596b95c0⋯.jpg (92.64 KB, 1500x638, 750:319, The Tale of Despereaux.jpg)

File: ee13e06e15fdae2⋯.jpg (29.45 KB, 1000x523, 1000:523, Sgt Stubby An American Her….jpg)

I would like to nominated these 3D animated films:

Antz (1998)

The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero (2018)


 No.1911422

>>1911274

You want trap Bionicles?


 No.1911815

>>1911062

I remember the insane hype for 9 and watched it and thought the setting was cool but that there basically wasnt a plot or substance.

>>1911388

would actually like to see and havent seen the latter two


 No.1911982

For real though, we should watch hardcore interracial gay pornography next.


 No.1912336

File: e8c93ea7e943c25⋯.jpg (52.58 KB, 501x471, 167:157, Diagram.jpg)


 No.1912338

File: 0a4293b9bebd4e6⋯.jpeg (104.72 KB, 397x567, 397:567, kino.jpeg)

>>1911982

What category can we fit this into?


 No.1912354

File: 4ccb57d9826d647⋯.png (1.66 MB, 960x1440, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 02bfc56bf49fb06⋯.png (682.31 KB, 452x679, 452:679, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1912336

>implying


 No.1912367

>>1912354

who knew that hollywood made french films

also

everything of value from hollywood has already been seen by everybody

post something lesser known from mgm/ columbia etc (not some arthouse studio) that is kino and i ll revise the chart

but its correct if you are looking for something good and want to avoid the trashpile that your countrys cinema is


 No.1912378

>>1912367

>who knew that hollywood made french films

My point is that they're a pozzed French film and a redpilled Hollywood film that completely blow your chart the fuck out.

>post something lesser known from mgm/ columbia etc (not some arthouse studio) that is kino and i ll revise the chart

Emma Stone's favorite movie


 No.1912447

File: 00b6da4f17462d1⋯.jpg (48.91 KB, 501x471, 167:157, Diagramv2.jpg)

>>1912336

Now my chart is invincible

Also dont post shit like that actress because you get filtered and i cant see the replies


 No.1912969

>>1912447

>Also dont post shit like that actress because you get filtered and i cant see the replies

lel

her favorite movie is Network, which is far from pozzed

I'm sorry you're so fragile you need to filter the best™


 No.1912976

>>1912447

Also there's plenty of other exceptions. France has no shortage of pozz, see "Amelie" for example. You have a rather simplistic view of things. Where's the pozz in "The Passion of the Christ"?


 No.1913358

File: bfafa297b251a1e⋯.jpg (15.42 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BMDJhMGRjN2QtNDUxYy00NG….jpg)

File: 3cdb2afa4fadda3⋯.jpg (74.08 KB, 220x327, 220:327, RatatouillePoster.jpg)

File: ea87f9eecf69085⋯.jpg (65.56 KB, 510x755, 102:151, rango.jpg)

File: ec90c3024b8e823⋯.jpg (21.82 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BMTg4MDk1ODExN15BMl5Ban….jpg)

3D Nominees

Shrek 2 (2004)

Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage. If only they knew the newlyweds were both ogres.

Ratatouille (2007)

A rat who can cook makes an unusual alliance with a young kitchen worker at a famous restaurant.

Rango (2011)

Rango is an ordinary chameleon who accidentally winds up in the town of Dirt, a lawless outpost in the Wild West in desperate need of a new sheriff.

The Lego Movie (2014)

An ordinary LEGO construction worker, thought to be the prophesied as "special", is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil tyrant from gluing the LEGO universe into eternal stasis.


 No.1913361

>>1912354

What's your point? They Live fucking sucks.


 No.1913364

>>1913358

>no Bee Movie

>anywhere in the thread

/tv/ officially doesn't know shit about real kino and film study.

But at least someone nominated Antz


 No.1913407

File: 6c24e5074b6e0f6⋯.jpg (296.15 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2b33458eda70473d857020675a….jpg)

File: 39072c5a9a7dc31⋯.jpg (202.65 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, coraline-007.jpg)

Can you retract my suggestion for the film "9"? I just remembered it's boring and it sucks. I'll nominate these instead:

>Arthur and the Invisibles

>Over the Hedge

>Tangled

>Meet the Robinsons

>Hotel Transylvania

>Robots

>Igor

>Coraline


 No.1913427

>>1912976

My view is not simplistic

The Passion of the Christ is made from an independent studio that funds its own films

also mel gibson

Stop trying to defend hollywood


 No.1914118

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Adult swim is making a 200iq version of waterworld

i suggest you watch waterworld


 No.1914178

File: 17a16031079f174⋯.jpg (74.87 KB, 900x675, 4:3, 1448701142104.jpg)

>>1913364

Bee Movie was the last time I went to cinema, with a girl no less. She's a college marxist now, don't make watch this flick again.


 No.1914231

>>1914178

>>1913364

>antz

>bee movie

Both of those movies suck.


 No.1914258

>>1914231

Antz is an interesting re-watch as an adult, because it is a war movie and you don't quite get it as a kid. So it can do an interesting movie week, but it's not really great.


 No.1914720

File: 6445b922dc95417⋯.jpg (80.06 KB, 956x956, 1:1, c5e0d6d464fcc5f27483f40be9….jpg)

Weekly reminder that a real /tv/ board wouldn't need artificial "film discussion" threads.


 No.1914736

>>1914720

you have piqued my curiousity on this one

Are you saying that the board should be more havily moderated to stay "on topic" or you believe that the board would simply be better as is without pinned threads ?


 No.1914802

>>1914736

I meant the former but the latter is also true. Not that it really matters, since neither is going to happen anytime soon. Gahoole is too deep into building up his e-fame.


 No.1916189

File: 7efc64b6599f8ee⋯.jpg (120.47 KB, 640x426, 320:213, 7efc64b6599f8ee1c9c55059db….jpg)

>>1914720

>>1914802

Stick on tons of filters then report and hide garbage that slips through the cracks. Make good on-topic threads periodically and contribute to ones others have made, even if it is just a one line post.

Hasn't made this place great (yet) but it has at least made it usable for me and there's not much else to be done.


 No.1916638

>>1911815

I remember nine the movie that was adapted from the play about the thots who all liked this one dude who was an adulterer or some shit came out like a year or two later and confused someone i knew.

>>1913358

lego movie please. Bullshit have we not all seen shrek 2


 No.1916656

>>1913358

>Lego movie

Lego Batman was better.


 No.1916684

>>1916656

this, it even has baneposting in it


 No.1917823

File: de27fb1593bbb5b⋯.jpg (64.81 KB, 510x755, 102:151, MV5BMjE0MzcxOTMyN15BMl5Ban….jpg)

NEXT WEEKS FILM IS: Rango

>A chameleon (Johnny Depp) who has lived as a sheltered family pet finds himself in the grip of an identity crisis. Rango wonders how to stand out when it is his nature to blend in. When he accidentally winds up in a frontier town called Dirt, he takes the first step on a transformational journey as the town's new sheriff. Though at first Rango only role-plays, a series of thrilling situations and outrageous encounters forces him to become a real hero.


 No.1917824

>>1917823

NEXT WEEKS CATEGORY IS: Alan Smithee director (or other pseudonym)


 No.1917968

How can whites be the master race if the majority of their people are NPCs? More like slave race lol


 No.1918475

Next movie should be Hardcore Henry, and its sequel, Hardcore Henry 2: Mosque edition


 No.1919675

File: 85173dcb9eb2a10⋯.jpg (327.2 KB, 991x1500, 991:1500, 91ABOatZcNL._SL1500_.jpg)

File: 8e683d74a84714e⋯.jpg (31.73 KB, 268x370, 134:185, Godzilla_vs_Hedorah_1971.jpg)

File: 5eff9a6c15c0a81⋯.jpg (39.3 KB, 258x366, 43:61, Twilight_Zone_-_The_Movie_….jpg)

Nominees for Pseudonym Director (perhaps writer as well?)

Per un Pugno di Dollari (A Fistful of Dollars) (1964)

A wandering gunfighter plays two rival families against each other in a town torn apart by greed, pride, and revenge. Directed by Sergio Leone under the pseudonym Bob Robertson for the 1967 American release.

Gojira tai Hedora (Godzilla vs. Hedorah) (1971)

From Earth's pollution a new monster is spawned. Hedorah, the smog monster, destroys Japan and fights Godzilla while spewing his poisonous gas to further the damage. Written by Takeshi Kimura under the pseudonym Kaoru Mabuchi.

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Four horror and science fiction segments, directed by four famous directors, each of them being a new version of a classic story from Rod Serling's landmark television series. Time Out segment assistant directed by Anderson House under the pseudonym Alan Smithee.


 No.1919695

File: 4520af50d6ef67a⋯.jpg (248.62 KB, 1488x1000, 186:125, MV5BZDFmNzg2ZmUtYWE1MC00Zj….jpg)

The Birds: Land's End (1994)

It's the exact opposite of what Hitchcock intended with the first movie. Loud, crass, unsubtle and stupid. In other words: It's great fun! Well, not really…


 No.1920012

>>1919695

Whose decision was it to change the ending?


 No.1921009

>>1920012

The Jews.


 No.1921351

File: d04e58ddcc9b36d⋯.png (89.11 KB, 583x557, 583:557, JonasSalk.png)


 No.1921494

>>1921351

Misguided attempt at making more shekels


 No.1921528

File: dbd47b28625a159⋯.jpg (43.96 KB, 283x475, 283:475, Might Ducks the Movie - Th….jpg)

Nominating Might Ducks the Movie: The First Face Off.


 No.1921652

>>1921528

vintage kinotoon


 No.1923324

File: badb260e3b05680⋯.png (721 KB, 1896x796, 474:199, Captain Harlow.png)

Is 3D film still up for discussion? I nominate Harlock Space Pirate for it's autismally pleasing animation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gEFXHyNXBU


 No.1924180

Solar Crisis


 No.1924217

>>1923324

No, it's been chosen already. It's Rango.


 No.1924235

>>1924180

This I second Solar Crisis for the Alan Smithee kino of the week.


 No.1925949

File: 2abcd7ccd047593⋯.jpg (20.02 KB, 258x385, 258:385, Film_Poster_for_Catchfire.jpg)

>>1924235

>>1924180

There are so many interesting movies to choose from Solar Crisis seems like a good pick but i have to include 2-3 more.

City In Fear.

About the press amplifying fear of events like serial killings.

https://www.you.tube.com/watch?v=3yrnhJ5LADA

Catchfire.

Jodie Foster and Dennis Hopper killing and screwing each other. Extended version credited to director.

Unsuitable quality version : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHqTMjtNyc

An Allen Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn.

Story about a director whose film gets cut to shit ironically same thing is said to be true with the irl film.

>features appearances by Big Harv himself.

no link sorry.


 No.1926067

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1925949

>features appearances by Big Harv himself.

kino


 No.1928211

>>1927702

Do you think Big Harv got where he was without sucking the cut cock of his predecessors?


 No.1929419

>>1928211

He's a jew, so yeah.


 No.1929561

File: 26c30c65abea5cc⋯.jpg (77.91 KB, 600x600, 1:1, SolarCrisis_600a.jpg)

NEXT WEEKS FILM IS: SOLAR CRISIS

>An admiral's (Charlton Heston) son (Tim Matheson) leads a 21st-century spaceship on a mission to save Earth from the sun.


 No.1931109

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: COMEDY/PRANK FILM


 No.1931294

lol


 No.1932140

File: 0bf9e6fbfd4800a⋯.jpg (63.76 KB, 657x1000, 657:1000, l5BanBnXkFtZ.jpg)

>>1929561

NEXT WEEKS FILM IS:


 No.1932145

File: 4007ddac99a3317⋯.jpg (245.86 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, the young offenders.jpg)

>>1931109

I'm nominating the Young Offenders. It's about Gahoole's ancestral land and it even has elements that impacted his stunted development like bike stealing. If we want to understand what went into the making of our now famous vol, this is the movie to go.


 No.1932460

>>1931109

KUNG POW


 No.1932472

File: b7e4bb481049d62⋯.png (18.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, border_frame.png)

File: 73e30032d4166ac⋯.png (19.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, full_frame.png)

gahoole, made some new frames for you with alpha/transparency channel. was getting a little bit annoyed by the lines not being straight and lack of transparency in some areas. hopefully these work for ya.

>>1929561

i remember being a kid and seeing this play on tv and then never remembering what the movie was called. thanks


 No.1933447

>>1931109

>COMEDY

let me curse the list with

Jack and Jill


 No.1933605

>>1933447

DON'T MIND IF DO


 No.1934347

File: de5053fd256b5f2⋯.jpg (296.96 KB, 2100x1431, 700:477, windycityheat-3.jpg)

>>1931109

>comedy/prank

Windy City Heat


 No.1934499

File: 17a1a32581591d4⋯.jpg (18.75 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BMjE0NzkzN.jpg)

>>1931109

dirty work is comedy/prank movie gold.

note to self; sex with onahole… not as good as advertised


 No.1935208

lel


 No.1935387

File: c5b511438fb15c5⋯.jpg (55.28 KB, 338x500, 169:250, 51wjgJjs2DL.jpg)

File: 4f1d45984ae5d6b⋯.jpg (160.08 KB, 693x1042, 693:1042, 23118449f9f8b4a1c19ece05cf….jpg)

File: 0146afee646b926⋯.jpg (11.81 KB, 183x275, 183:275, download.jpg)

File: 8e78085c7d79828⋯.jpg (87.04 KB, 511x755, 511:755, jackass_number_two_ver2.jpg)

File: 887bfe785eb3d88⋯.jpg (49.18 KB, 338x500, 169:250, 51nv39wuS4L.jpg)

Nominations for Comedy/Prank Film

Duck Soup (1933) Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt Freedonia and declares war on neighboring Sylvania over the love of wealthy Mrs. Teasdale.

The Raven (1963) A magician, who has been turned into a raven, turns to a former sorcerer for help.

Top Secret! (1984) Parody of WWII spy movies in which an American rock and roll singer becomes involved in a Resistance plot to rescue a scientist imprisoned in East Germany.

Jackass Number 2 (2006) Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before.

Hot Fuzz (2007) A skilled London police officer is transferred to a small town with a dark secret.


 No.1935593

lel


 No.1935844

File: fea893c4bbbcc5a⋯.jpg (29.82 KB, 256x387, 256:387, Murder_by_death_movie_post….jpg)

>>1931109

Murder By Death


 No.1935874

File: d4b40b91f486708⋯.mp4 (1.7 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, murdered to death.mp4)


 No.1936078

File: c7ba9656212cc71⋯.png (499.69 KB, 1013x683, 1013:683, sol-WCH.png)

File: c2143dc3fe4b15a⋯.png (594.12 KB, 1028x693, 1028:693, hiroshima-nagasaki-WCH.png)


 No.1937919

Nominations for Comedy/Prank Films

Gentleman Prefer Blondes

Percy

Some Like It Hot

Bunny and the Bull

Up Pompeii

The Producers

Harold and Maude

The Castle

The King of Comedy

A Fish Called Wanda

Water

The Oath

Four Lions

Beer League

Transamerica

Death to Smoochy

Screwed

Nuts in May

Bulworth

In The Loop

The Fisher King

Up The Chastity Belt


 No.1937964

>>1937919

yo gahoole, you didn't add Dirty Work. and i hope you saw the new frames i made for your stream


 No.1938043

>>1937964

>>1932472

Hey thanks dude! These look way better than my jank ass ones

Also yeah I'll add it (although that post you're replying to isn't me)


 No.1938057

>>1937919

>Gentleman Prefer Blondes

Seconding this. I know a fellow with a large stash of webms from it.


 No.1938180

>>1937919

>The Producers

This is probably Mel Brooks's best movie, but I think most people here have probably seen it already. Same with Some Like It Hot.

Unless the memes about /tv/ being nothing but zoomers and discord spics are true.


 No.1938352

Have we done blaxploitation?

Essentials:

Gay Niggers from Outer Space

Darktown Strutters

Blacula

Coonskin


 No.1938457

>>1938043

no worries. yeah wasn't sure. so i just clicked on it to reply. next time i will create a whole new thread just to make sure you get the message

i wont, i'll just red text your name to summon you

hail satan


 No.1938622

>>1932140

please this


 No.1940276


 No.1940389

File: ed4676ea0da026c⋯.jpg (80.11 KB, 704x396, 16:9, the_castle_704_3.jpg)

NEXT WEEKS FILM IS: THE CASTLE

>The quirky Kerrigan family lives together in a makeshift home they built themselves – with great pride and a bizarre attention to detail – a few yards from the edge of Melbourne, Australia's busy Tullamarine Airport. When a building inspector condemns the building and reveals that the government plans to use their land for an airport expansion, Darryl Kerrigan (Michael Caton) and his brood recruit hack attorney Dennis Denuto (Tiriel Mora) and prepare themselves for the fight of their lives.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: ACTOR OR CREW MEMBER DIED IN PRODUCTION OF


 No.1941088

lol


 No.1941288

File: 927f93493427e24⋯.jpg (48.43 KB, 800x450, 16:9, aussieshitpiost.jpg)


 No.1941462

When are we watching The Cuckold?


 No.1941526

>>1941462

when you stop being a virgin loser

so, never ;)


 No.1944075

>>1941526

um sweaty, theres still no cure for herpes

💅💅

loser


 No.1946680

15 minutes in and still no boongs. A bit disappointed


 No.1947410

>>1940389

>not a single movie proposed yet

American Made (2017)


 No.1947825

>>1947410

The Crow

Twilight Zone

Shark

Rambo First Blood Part Two

Vampire in Brooklyn

XXX

The Dark Knight

Jumper


 No.1948048

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1948160

File: c34931b7e6cda82⋯.jpg (77.79 KB, 736x583, 736:583, c014c2cef6e9719a124004069d….jpg)

I hereby formaly suggest

L O G A N S R U N

as next mobie of the week.


 No.1948227

File: 4819f50aee78916⋯.jpg (396.37 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, p12881_v_v8_aa.jpg)

I nominate commie killing schizo Celia as the next movie of the week


 No.1948414

>>1948160

I second this


 No.1949164

File: 318c48edb7f3ac6⋯.jpg (534.79 KB, 3200x1680, 40:21, One less black female stun….JPG)

I'll nominate Deadpool 2


 No.1949926

File: 53f3cbb51afc282⋯.jpg (430.43 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, logans run.jpg)

>>1948160

Absolute Kino!

I third this.


 No.1952644

>>1940389

Twilight Zone the movie is too much of a meme for it to not be the movie this week.


 No.1952645

>>1952644

>on this board


 No.1952712

The original French Taxi is pretty good, it's crazy that a blockbuster film just has full frontal nudity like it's nothing.

Taika Waitit is good, Watch Shark Vs Eagle, it has lots of great gags, Boy, because it also has lots of great gags, What we do in the shadows, because it has lots of great gags, and Hunt for the Wilder People, because it has lots of great gags.

>>1851580

>tfw none of demi moore's daughters turned out anywhere near as hot as her

Fucking disgusting, she's so hot, and there would have been a chance that at least one of them really got into doing nudity in this day and age.

>>1851615

>Films made by Youtube personalities

That shit's fucking great though, that lets you see how talentless all these critics are, just look at RLM, complete shit, I'm unironically interested in seeing George Rockall Schmidt's film just for the laugh.


 No.1952856

File: bb2e096348cf8b6⋯.jpg (147.02 KB, 1380x880, 69:44, demi-moore’s-daughters-nud….jpg)

>>1952644

If Redditpool 2 wins i'm watching Twilight Zone, cause fuck that shit.

>>1952712

>Taika Waititi is good

He's a meme director like Jordan Peele, not that bad but no way near as good as his fans would like to believe.

>Fucking disgusting, she's so hot, and there would have been a chance that at least one of them really got into doing nudity in this day and age.

MrE would have a field day with these three, look at those chins.

>That shit's fucking great though, that lets you see how talentless all these critics are, just look at RLM, complete shit, I'm unironically interested in seeing George Rockall Schmidt's film just for the laugh.

It didn't get included in the list, presumably because it could veer too off-topic. Maybe next year we can have "Films written/directed by critics" instead, then you could have films like Beyond The Valley of Dolls.


 No.1953004

THIS WEEKS FILM IS: TWILIGHT ZONE THE MOVIE


 No.1953208

>>1953004

What time, and are pants required?


 No.1953243

>>1953004

based mods


 No.1953271

>>1851272

Next let's watch hardcore gay interracial pornography, lads


 No.1953766

File: e5f49a054fa76c8⋯.jpg (309.58 KB, 500x600, 5:6, Johnny Mnemonic.jpg)

File: 46cd501be36f738⋯.jpg (22.99 KB, 620x349, 620:349, Screamers.jpg)

File: f88b73c0cb353df⋯.jpg (36.6 KB, 700x456, 175:114, Strange Days.jpg)

File: 872455b0937e9c6⋯.jpg (77.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, New Rose Hotel.jpg)

File: 82a8ebfdfefc3f4⋯.jpg (123.01 KB, 740x416, 185:104, Natural City.jpg)

Next week's theme is supposed to be cyberpunk/dystopian, right?

Might be able to find some obscure cyberpunk movies on here:

https://cyberpunkdatabase.net/movies.php

I recommend

Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

Screamers (1995)

Strange Days (1995)

New Rose Hotel (1998)

Natural City (2003)


 No.1953780

>>1952856

>He's a meme director like Jordan Peele, not that bad but no way near as good as his fans would like to believe.

I'm not saying that Taika Waitit's films are the greatest things ever, I said good, he's better than peele, since he doesn't make his films about being all woke and shit, who knows though, shit could change with his next film.

>It didn't get included in the list, presumably because it could veer too off-topic. Maybe next year we can have "Films written/directed by critics" instead, then you could have films like Beyond The Valley of Dolls.

Sounds good.

The left most one is the cutest, but that's not really saying much, real shame on that.


 No.1955720

File: 0848cdad1f5fb92⋯.png (441.93 KB, 750x599, 750:599, breakerbreaker.png)

Am I right in assuming Twilight Zone is next weeks film and not this weeks film (so it doesn't interrupt the stream schedule)?


 No.1955808

>>1948160

who died in the making of logans run?

>>1955720

I thought it was supposed to be this weeks film and maybe someone forgot to make the thread (9 days now that the castle thread is up)

gentle reminder


 No.1955899

>>1955720

>>1955808

Just made a thread sorry for being late


 No.1956265

File: dcdcb982c699d4e⋯.jpg (55.99 KB, 480x720, 2:3, Macross Plus.jpg)

>>1953766

I nominate Macross Plus: Movie Edition.

Let me post.


 No.1956266

>>1955899

Are you gonna do a double bill for the stream? I'd like to hear what you thought of The Castle.


 No.1959382

>>1956266

Yeah that sounds good, I'll do one on saturday this time


 No.1961701

>>1959382

How about you delete the retarded stickies, fatso?


 No.1961854

>>1961701

no fuck you


 No.1961920

>>1961854

You will never undo the damage you wrought upon /tv/.


 No.1961929

>>1961920

>most of the waifufags have quit

>margcuck finally shut up

>we discover and talk about new and interesting movies every week now

The right side of history won


 No.1961943

>>1961929

>worst waifufag still spamming

>discord kiddie import community is so bad at staying on topic requiring imkikey-tier stickies

>no funny/interesting local phenomena for months

uh… yeah… good job buddy…


 No.1961951

>>1961943

>90% of the catalog is on topic

>jennyfag gone, blissfag gone, maisiefag contained

>Literally had good OC an hour ago


 No.1962034

File: 8d12ad3dacb69ce⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1920x1073, 1920:1073, tc5.png)

>>1961929

>>1961951

I agree things are better now but it would still be a nice goodwill gesture to anons if you banned the worst spammers (like Yakuza and the MRE guy). I'm not even talking about obnoxious posters like Ravenposter or Emmafag, I mean the attention whores who routinely make off topic posts every day. I know you know who i'm on about because you're the one who has to mop them up. It would go a long way to improving /tv/ and make it easier for anons to push things towards being good.


 No.1962037

>>1962034

Yakuza IP hops now so I actually can't ban him, MRE guy has kinda stopped now? The real problem is the tim pool poster he fucking sucks


 No.1962134

>>1962034

>attention whores who routinely make off topic posts every day

ravenfag


 No.1962307

>>1962037

>Yakuza IP hops now so I actually can't ban him

That sucks but does that mean Yakuza posts can now be mass deleted like what happens with Zach/Marg posts?

>The real problem is the tim pool poster he fucking sucks

That's who I was talking about. I assumed him and MREposter were one and the same since they have a similar posting style. He said in one post all he does all day is watch those videos in 8 hour blocks and post them to /tv/.

>>1962134

Ravenfag is obnoxious but he doesn't spam the catalog and he's stopped posting Raven in good threads so definitely not the worst.


 No.1962386

>>1961929

>margcuck finally shut up

what happened? I enjoyed his antics.


 No.1964189

>>1962386

Colostomy bag explosion in public.

Seriously though, everyone's autism runs out eventually, even for turbospergs like margcuck.

Eventually ravenfag will fuck off too, that will be a glorious day to be alive.


 No.1964251

>>1935387

>Top Secret

I actually love that film wth


 No.1965843

>>1965732

KILROY WAS HERE


 No.1966130

>>1966111

KILROY WAS HERE


 No.1966329

>>1966280

KILROY WAS HERE


 No.1967418

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: DWARVES/MIDGETS


 No.1967528

>>1967418

Uwe nazBoll's Postal has Verne Troyer in it.


 No.1967964

>>1967418

Willow


 No.1968388

yall ar gay


 No.1970337

File: 00e44eaba3311de⋯.jpg (229.56 KB, 1579x2048, 1579:2048, 00e44eaba3311de9ebb3aecbae….jpg)

Look at the state of this board. Zach is spamming his shit and since its so slow that's all there is now. After GoT is over it will be a wasteland with only Zach inhabiting it and Gahoole fucking his femboy ass from time to time. This is the future that you've chosen, either by your actions or inaction.


 No.1970753

File: 53c626c0038cc7d⋯.jpg (151.06 KB, 1200x1179, 400:393, 4566.jpg)

>>1970337

You can't really blame /tv/ mods on this issue. It's a larger 8ch issue, since they have no means to really deal with it.


 No.1970911

>>1970753

>that pic

ow the edge. grow up kid


 No.1970944

File: 87ea13e4ddd683f⋯.jpg (17.96 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BMjMyYjgyOTQtZDVlZS00NT….jpg)

File: 4fd884699330917⋯.jpg (18.82 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BNjFjYmZmZDctZWUzZS00ZD….jpg)

File: 91b0c42eaeb027e⋯.jpg (12.18 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BYjRmZDg3M2UtNWRhNy00ND….jpg)

File: 2a9c654927f68c8⋯.jpg (5.27 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BNzliZmRlYTctYmNkYS00Nz….jpg)

File: 4854bd4dfef71c3⋯.jpg (25.76 KB, 182x268, 91:134, MV5BN2U2MDdjZjUtMGU1Ni00Mz….jpg)

Nominations for Dwarfs/Midgets

Freaks (1932) A circus' beautiful trapeze artist agrees to marry the leader of side-show performers, but his deformed friends discover she is only marrying him for his inheritance.

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) A European prince terrorizes the local peasantry while using his castle as a refuge against the "Red Death" plague that stalks the land.

High Plains Drifter (1973) A gun fighting stranger comes to the small settlement of Lago and is hired to bring the townsfolk together in an attempt to hold off three outlaws who are on their way.

Poltergeist (1982) A family's home is haunted by a host of demonic ghosts.

Living in Oblivion (1995) Film about filmmaking. It takes place during one day on set of non-budget movie. Ultimate tribute to all independent filmmakers.


 No.1970948

>>1970911

There's nothing edgy about that.

>>1970944

Who is the midget in Poltergeist?


 No.1970955

>>1970948

You're right. It's cringe.


 No.1971571

>>1970948

The weird ghost expert lady


 No.1971861

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH


 No.1972463

File: c6540b96e7c7b32⋯.jpg (76.67 KB, 630x1200, 21:40, MV5BMTQ3MjEyNjIxNl5BMl5Ban….jpg)

File: 1ac6bf3beb2fe78⋯.jpg (64.01 KB, 400x593, 400:593, large_alone-now-poster.jpg)

File: 4f5dd83dc52b0cf⋯.jpg (31.45 KB, 250x372, 125:186, Throwmommafromthetrain.jpg)

File: c223da8962024f9⋯.jpg (16.37 KB, 236x349, 236:349, sphere6.jpg)

File: 3e5e055e545659d⋯.jpg (17.3 KB, 260x384, 65:96, Island_of_dr_moreau_ver2.jpg)

Nominations for Dwarves / Midgets:

13 Moons (2002)

>Things aren't looking so good for television clown Banana's career, and the fact that his estranged wife, Suzi, has just been arrested for assaulting his girlfriend, Lily, just serves to compound Banana's despair.

I Think We're Alone Now (2018)

>Del is alone in the world. After the human race is wiped out, he lives in his small, empty town, content in his solitude and the utopia he's methodically created for himself - until he is discovered by Grace, an interloper whose history and motives are obscure. And to make matters worse, she wants to stay.

Throw Momma From The Train (1987)

>A bitter ex-husband wants his former spouse dead. A put-upon momma's boy wants his mother dead. Who will pull it off?

Phantasm (1979)

>A teenage boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a lethal arsenal of terrible weapons with him.

The Island of Doctor Moreau (1996)

>After being rescued and brought to an island, a man discovers that its inhabitants are experimental animals being turned into strange-looking humans, all of it the work of a visionary doctor.


 No.1972592

>>1972463

I second Throw Momma From the Train


 No.1972642

>>1851272

Even Dwarves Started Small by Werner Herzog


 No.1972670

NEXT WEEKS FILM IS: High Plains Drifter (1973)


 No.1972674

File: 50b4f4c038d30a9⋯.jpg (29.75 KB, 384x576, 2:3, High-Plains-Drifter.jpg)

>>1972670

>In this Western, a drifter with no name (Clint Eastwood) wanders into a small town, where his gun-slinging abilities are in high demand. When the drifter rides into Lago, he is met with incredulity and disapproval by the townspeople. But once he shows his skills with a pistol, the locals realize he may be able to help them fend off a band of criminals who have been terrorizing the town. He agrees to help the townspeople, but does so with his own secret agenda.


 No.1972704

File: 1f33a3c5bf2c23c⋯.jpg (17.92 KB, 400x386, 200:193, 1f33a3c5bf2c23c4e71750ffb9….jpg)

>>1972674

>theme is Dwarves/Midgets

<get a western film everyone has seen

Fucking hell


 No.1972760

>>1972704

See? i told you /tv/ is literally retarded in terms of actual kino, and being on-topic for starters it seems.


 No.1972782

>>1972760

>>1972704

It was a random draw, from a list of recommendations, if you don't like it I can redraw I guess but I haven't seen this one myself


 No.1972838

>>1972782

I'd be alright with a re-roll if the guy who nominated it is okay with it.


 No.1976107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

cucks lmao


 No.1976204

>>1976107

You post atrazime you're a cuck. End of story.


 No.1977004

File: a58c36d6f250de1⋯.jpg (32.43 KB, 440x440, 1:1, 2091-1.jpg.thumb_440x440.jpg)

>>1976204

Atrazine?


 No.1977124

File: f120c3072c58b5e⋯.jpg (108.51 KB, 700x541, 700:541, Intolerance.jpg)

NEXT WEEK'S THEMES INVOLVE RIOTS/CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

I nominate that we watch Intolerance (1916). In the modern day portion of Intolerance there's a riot which evokes the Ludlow massacre. Intolerance, burning and slaying.


 No.1977385

File: f91012346d841f6⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, literally me.png)

>>1977124

>RIOTS/CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

Not if I can stop it. Send them all to the punishment park.


 No.1977777

maisie drinks kike piss


 No.1978099

File: 6c58d05363df9bb⋯.jpg (47.96 KB, 354x500, 177:250, Battleship_Potemkin.jpg)

>>1977124

I nominate the 1920's soviet film Battle Potemkin.


 No.1978684

>>1851272

there is no one on 8chan with any valid opinions on any films. hah


 No.1978731

>>1978684

>t. assblasted nigger hack (aka spike lee)


 No.1978972

What was this locked? lol

>>1975448


 No.1979055

File: 4b83bd2853203ef⋯.jpg (615.41 KB, 1600x2400, 2:3, Quadrophenia.jpg)

>>1977124

Nominating Quadrophenia. There's a riot towards the end.


 No.1979242

>>1979055

Good flick, let's watch it


 No.1979374

>>1979242

Shit never mind. I can't find the DVD. Pretty sure which ex stole it and I aint getting it back.


 No.1979999

gay


 No.1980502

File: d542953ff36c4c9⋯.jpg (100.81 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, MV5BZGE3MTA3OWQtYzVjYi00Mj….jpg)

Nomination for Riots/Civil Disobedience

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) The Gremlins are back, and this time, they've taken control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper.


 No.1981005

My heart is beeting so fucking fast


 No.1981903

File: cc37786511f2e16⋯.png (60.86 KB, 781x1084, 781:1084, Updated FIlm Club list.PNG)

Updated Film List for those interested


 No.1982474

>>1981903

I'm not interested.


 No.1982761

>>1981903

>>1982474

I am. Africa week is going to be kino.


 No.1983329

I know what I'm nominating for the week of Africa.

WAKANDA FOREVER


 No.1983382

>>1983158

>black barbarian defending white woman from white man




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