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 No.1855166

IT'S OUT

 No.1855172

>zach has more subscribers than gayhole

OH NO NO NO NO


 No.1855178

>>1855172

>basedhoole in the comments section


 No.1855180

File: 9861b77c92b863a⋯.png (277.29 KB, 475x593, 475:593, 9ca45a3aad8faedab1c0af7e22….png)

>>1855172

If Zach made videos on why he thinks The Last Jedi and Noah are kino it would unironically blow up and get him tons of attention. How do we meme Zach into being the next big youtube celebrity.


 No.1855211

>>1855180

I would unironically watch movie reviews by Gahoole.


 No.1855256

File: 78a98ac64e1452b⋯.jpg (105.89 KB, 561x720, 187:240, d17bbe21425eb85101b5d21c0c….jpg)

>>1855211

Zarock vs. Gahoole movie debates would be better. I would pay a reasonable sum towards making it happen.


 No.1855283

>>1855211

You can, at discord™


 No.1855294

>>1855256

>zach

>debate

lmao

It would be Geraldo tier but it wouldn't be a debate. Even the chicks from the YouTube comments know he can't debate


 No.1855319

>>1855294

Didn't they call him a stalker creep?


 No.1855332

File: 5ec10a153d78922⋯.png (62.13 KB, 743x338, 743:338, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1855294

HAHAHAHAHA


 No.1855388

>>1855319

No, just a creep and a "truly sick individual"


 No.1855405

>>1855332

Zach, you have this all wrong. See, the roastie is supposed to get toasty, you aren't supposed to be getting roasted by the roastie.


 No.1855408

>>1855211

Gahoole doesn't watch movies.


 No.1855409

>>1855332

>Zach getting btfo by random youtube whores


 No.1855414


 No.1855415

File: 119dfcc84c42173⋯.gif (7.76 MB, 450x330, 15:11, 119dfcc84c421738cd587aa880….gif)

>>1855405

He doesn't even know what he's talking about. La Belle et la Bête was directed by Jean Cocteau with a "C". Jacques Cousteau was an oceanographer.


 No.1855418

>>1855332

>the original beauty and the beast was in black and white


 No.1855420

>>1855415

lmao I used to watch Costeau's show as a kid

he was in pretty amazing shape for his advanced age, and much like Leni Riefenstahl he did scuba diving even in the last portion of his life


 No.1855430

File: 559e99301459afe⋯.jpg (299.28 KB, 1600x1071, 1600:1071, The-Life-Aquatic-With-Stev….jpg)

>>1855420

I just remembered the name from reading about Wes Anderson's inspiration for The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.


 No.1855556

File: 0d55b8d23c4ef05⋯.jpg (420.78 KB, 1527x2048, 1527:2048, 9.jpg)

>>1855415

Emilia is a goddess


 No.1855572

File: cbdfea34ef87709⋯.jpg (50.1 KB, 568x853, 568:853, 0b87d2ea6df7cc31dcc76fa638….jpg)

>>1855556

Emilia is love, Emilia is life.


 No.1855627

File: 6b596e44ed76503⋯.png (492.94 KB, 923x686, 923:686, alitaface.png)

>>1855332

>number 1 the original was in black and white

was it autism?


 No.1855650

>>1855627

>cuckime


 No.1855652

File: b82482b706fe8c9⋯.png (78.71 KB, 215x322, 215:322, goblin_slayer_enjoys_your_….png)

>>1855650

That's manga


 No.1855654

>>1855652

>that's 2D not 2D


 No.1855655

File: 2a79dffe39160e6⋯.jpg (22.09 KB, 394x421, 394:421, 1nigger98946034710.jpg)

>>1855654

>all 2D is the same thing


 No.1855663

The best thing about cuckime enthusiasts is that they BTFO themselves for you. Enthusiastically.


 No.1855665


 No.1855681

>>1855652

>cuckmic books


 No.1855687

File: e7c46652f629cd0⋯.webm (9.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Shitpost 2 The resmuggeni….webm)

>>1855663

>it was real in my mind!

>t. goon


 No.1855749

>>1855687

Sleep snug, smug.


 No.1856576

>>1855415

I don't expect any better from a mongrel.


 No.1858374

File: 74db5407ee8640b⋯.jpg (169.29 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, angryzach.jpg)

>>1858348

>rage sage


 No.1858381

File: 83a60e463e9b3a0⋯.gif (801.12 KB, 160x270, 16:27, cafa3ed8f0dca180b0cd31d930….gif)

>>1858348

>typos

>implying c is next to s on any keyboard


 No.1858408

>>1855420

i didn't know he even had a show. i had some books of his as a kid and dreamt of the sea.


 No.1858426

>>1858408

Yeah it was pretty based. Ecology without the hippie bullshit, a honest view of the topic.


 No.1858447

>>1858435

Roasting your mongrel ass isn't "getting triggered"


 No.1858476

>>1858449

Roasting isn't some meme, it's calling you out on being a retarded faggot.


 No.1858491

>>1855405

more people have started calling him out and Emily Jean is back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P_83taoceE&lc=UgyE60mhzhqz7EjSfDh4AaABAg


 No.1858655

>>1858491

The only way to see the comment is that link, I guess the uploader was sick of Zach's shit


 No.1858701

File: af21839b52a6469⋯.png (30.51 KB, 1191x243, 397:81, surprise bitch.png)

File: 9c8581ce269d7ae⋯.png (854.4 KB, 1912x1072, 239:134, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm going to indulge and allow myself to quote Madison Montgomery:

Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

Poor deluded hapa went full Fiona.


 No.1858724

>>1858709

I'm a /cow/boy, I've said this from the start. It's what I do. Zach is just one of the cows I herd.

And I wasn't there immediately, took me a few days to catch up with the newer stuff.

The way I see it, the internet is my punishment park, lolcows are the hippies and I'm the cops.


 No.1858738

File: 0f22b736ef29b7f⋯.jpg (39.6 KB, 610x343, 610:343, 12.jpg)

>>1858724

This is some 9/10 cringe material I just read. Why do every /cow/ poster becomes a /cow/?


 No.1858739

>>1858724

I hope you're pretending and not actually delusional enough to think you have a significant impact on anything.


 No.1858740

He's embarrassing himself on /cow/ again.


 No.1858758

>>1858738

Because it takes a significant amount of autism to track and catalogue the activities of other retards on the internet.

A better question is why they keep coming to this board.


 No.1858770

File: 0472ca100ff72ba⋯.jpg (78.8 KB, 1200x846, 200:141, By the way, my real name i….jpg)

File: 310227dbe68e381⋯.jpg (108.85 KB, 1000x652, 250:163, Nice to meet you, Sam.jpg)

File: c0d8fb999bcf61d⋯.jpg (10.24 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Nice to meet you too.jpg)

>>1858727

Saying that Nerve is merely a film is akin to claiming Garfield is just a three panel comic.

My life has never been the same ever since I watched it. It's just perfect.

Like, in the ending, you get this exchange between Vee and Ian:

>By the way, my real name is Sam.

<Nice to meet you, Sam.

>Nice to meet you too.

And it's so powerful, so profound. You could replace Vee and Ian for anything, and it would still make sense. For example, a gun, a plane and a mask. And it would still make sense. I don't often call something perfect, but Nerve is one of the few things I dare call perfect.


 No.1858785

File: c7b3483b05cd41d⋯.mp4 (5.21 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, If you gaze long enough in….mp4)

>>1858739

If I were pretending, would I make it cringeworthy or relatable? You have to ask yourself that.

>>1858738

Video related.


 No.1858795

>>1858770

garfield IS just a three panel comic


 No.1858799

>>1858795

It's a 3-koma


 No.1858803

>>1858795

To me and you, yes. But to John Blyth Barrymore, it is a lot more than that. I never understood his obsession with what he calls "The Pipe Strip" until I found Nerve.


 No.1858804

>>1858785

So you're straight up admitting you're a delusional retard, that's some admirable honesty tbh


 No.1858807

>>1858804

I'm not. As I said, you have to ask yourself if I'd make it cringeworthy or relatable.


 No.1858951

>zach still hasn't learned that the way you get robertsfag to fuck off is to powerword him


 No.1858969

>>1858807

What are you even trying to say, delusional retard?


 No.1859007

>>1858967

Exactly, you call him Refn and he fucks off. I bet he won't show up at least identifiably in this thread anymore. He fucked up when he posted those pics with the Arri.


 No.1860537

File: 09b3c065dc3039c⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1280x546, 640:273, tnd.png)

>>1858969

Spelling it out for you would ruin it for everyone who doesn't need it spelled out. Exposition often hurts more than it helps.

>>1859007

Come on, for all you know I could have taken that pic from somewhere else. It didn't have a timestamp. Also it's a RED, not an Arri. Only the matte box was Arri.

>>1858951

>implying I have been doxxed and not that I ignore the autists who think I'm Refn like yourself

I just don't want to be have the blood of /tv/'s quality on my hands. I don't want to promote that cancerous type of autism. Think about it, if I was the gifted genius that Nicolas is wouldn't I prove it to you guys just to brag about it? Why would I lie about being Refn or not? Wouldn't I brag about directing a film with both Christina Hendricks and Elle Fanning in it, who are now official /tv/ royalty? Would I post pictures that are freely available on the internet when I could post pics taken by myself? For what reason? Name one (1) reason I would deny being Refn if I were him.


 No.1860794

>>1860537

>Come on, for all you know I could have taken that pic from somewhere else. It didn't have a timestamp.

You think I was born yesterday? You think I didn't run a reverse image search only to find nothing? You think I don't remember it had metadata that pointed to Denmark and an iPhone?

>>implying I have been doxxed and not that I ignore the autists who think I'm Refn like yourself

>implying you didn't dox yourself with the Arri, Red, whatever pic

And it's "doxed", not "doxxed".

>muh /tv/ quality

So now you care about /tv/'s quality, after you made thread after thread to bait Zach

>just to brag

>wouldn't I brag

You mean like you're doing right now, showering yourself with compliments while pretending you're someone else?

>Would I post pictures that are freely available on the internet when I could post pics taken by myself? For what reason? Name one (1) reason I would deny being Refn if I were him.

>implying you don't know your career would be in danger if it became known that you frequent this "hate site that's worse than 4chan", let alone if you were outed as a literal neonazi who owns a board in it

Plausible deniability is the only reason you'd need.


 No.1862056

File: 1b629fb4b94e647⋯.mp4 (1.05 MB, 1280x692, 320:173, word.mp4)

>>1860794

>You think I was born yesterday? You think I didn't run a reverse image search only to find nothing? You think I don't remember it had metadata that pointed to Denmark and an iPhone?

Again that proves nothing.

>And it's "doxed", not "doxxed".

People have spelled it both ways since forever.

>So now you care about /tv/'s quality, after you made thread after thread to bait Zach

The first ones might have been done to trigger him, but in the subsequent ones he was nothing but a nuisance. And they brought the board quality up. We were discussing film when most were shitposting about unrelated stuff.

>pretending you're someone else

>pretending

Fuck off.

>Plausible deniability is the only reason you'd need.

And why doesn't, say, William Shatner need it? He admitted to baneposting on 4chan's /tv/ and to browsing their /tv/, /b/ and /x/ on his twitter feed a few years ago. There was no outrage about it.

Let's imagine for a moment that you were right and I was indeed Refn. It would be your word against mine. Nobody would believe Refn posts here. Like nobody outside of imageboards believes Taylor Swift is a /b/tard or that Lorde is a /mu/tant (and not even every anon believes either of those things). And your "proof" of Refn posting here isn't a lot more than the "proof" of those two posting there. Your theories are /x/ material.


 No.1862288

>>1862056

OH NO NO NO NO


 No.1862299

>>1862056

Refn try to make something that isn't amazon tier. Fear X was terrible. Please get better


 No.1862326

File: a14c15811833ef2⋯.jpeg (64 KB, 400x445, 80:89, E40EE9B7-004B-447F-8751-A….jpeg)

>>1855256

>fuck the poor

This explains a lot, actually.

>>1858374

>>1858381

>zach getting b& in a meta thread about zach.

LOL


 No.1862336

>>1862056

What movie is that? Looks comfy


 No.1862344

>>1862336

Not him but it's Manhunter by Michael Mann


 No.1862350

>>1862344

It’s To Live and Die in LA. Pleb.


 No.1862355

>>1862350

I was baiting you Nic


 No.1862444

Hey Refn, make a movie where dup gets btfo. Normalfags won't get it but /tv/ will boast the biggest shitpost ever made.


 No.1862697

File: d49a70652521e80⋯.png (664.58 KB, 1280x692, 320:173, strip club 1.png)

File: c54c91bf1f1e9c6⋯.png (448.75 KB, 1280x692, 320:173, strip club 2.png)

>>1862355

That was just a random anon.

>>1862344

Wrong, but that one is great too.

>>1862350

Correct. By William Friedkin. A master. Take a look at the contrasting colors, he was one of the first American directors to use red and blue to create those beautiful contrasts. Not even Michael Mann's Thief comes close.

Italians had been doing it for a while already but that's the case for most things during that era. Argento and specially Bava were masters of this aesthetic. And Bava got his 1965 film Planet of the Vampires ripped off by none other than James Cameron in 1986. But it was the good kind of ripoff, not a cynical and creatively bankrupt one like the ones Netflix likes to make nowadays.

>>1862444 (Checked)

But I'm not Refn.


 No.1863634

>>1858770

>ZS-NVB

At least make it less obvious.


 No.1866026

>>1860537

Was it Ryan Gosling's RED?




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