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File: 8dd8ba34d897df3⋯.jpg (241.17 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Punishment Park.jpg)

 No.1855434

>"Punishment Park" is a pseudo-documentary purporting to be a film crews's news coverage of the team of soldiers escorting a group of hippies, draft dodgers, and anti-establishment types across the desert in a type of capture the flag game.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suh2r2ojP3I

Torrent: https://monova.to/2EF9D96108A06D576E8A87874AB0056A70766F45

Made this thread because the stickied thread is way too long and unless you read the whole thing you'll have no idea what the fuck you're supposed to watch.

 No.1855446


 No.1855451

I'm going to watch it tomorrow because I'm yuropoor. Sticky the thread Gahoole or Refn.


 No.1855460

It's only 130 posts long.


 No.1855467

File: 661d3c12838ff67⋯.jpg (1.59 MB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, George Lucas.jpg)

>>1855460

Ain't nobody got time to sift through that shit. We're out here making kino, my man.


 No.1855469

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1855476

>>1855469

Damn, this is convenient. Will watch now.


 No.1855490

>>1855434

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3773130

DVD9 higher quality backup torrent if you want.


 No.1855494

>>1855490

>Width 720 pixels, Height : 576 pixels

>7.17 GB


 No.1855498

>>1855494

>what is high bitrate per pixel at PAL resolution


 No.1855501

>>1855498

go back to >>>/tech/ you fucking virgin


 No.1855502

>>1855494

>>1855498

Truth be told we should have a thread for Setting up MPC-HC, MadVR, and Custom Monitor timings so you can actually watch stuff correctly at the accurate frame rate. Might make a thread if I'm not lazy.


 No.1855510

File: 5f9385997cb15a6⋯.jpg (134.04 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, $_32.JPG)

>>1855498

Finally I can watch HD kino on this.


 No.1855513

>>1855510

that's actually pretty cool.


 No.1855541

It's actually a garbage movie, don't bother with it. I've seen it twice (due to the repetitive nature of streams), garbage both times.


 No.1855558

>>1855541

you always say every movie is garbage though


 No.1855705

So should I post in here or in the pinned thread?


 No.1855706

>>1855541

Are you suggesting we watch Harry Potter instead Zach?


 No.1855741

File: fc20aa3698db501⋯.jpg (18.59 KB, 700x535, 140:107, fc20aa3698db501835ccf728e3….jpg)

Holy fuck this movie was garbage, what kind of retard recommended this? Even without politics this is just terrible.

>Police has no trigger discipline

>even though it's 40+ degrees literally no one except for a single officer is sweating

>during the part where one man says that he threw up because he's so cold, you can't see any breath coming from his mouth

And if you include politics, this is just leftist torture porn. The evil white Americans are killing poor oppressed leftists and the only good people are the film crew who are (coincidentally just like the director of this movie) British. Did we actually get invaded by /leftypol/? 120 minutes of my life that I will never get back, fuck you.


 No.1855755

>>1855741

>Police has no trigger discipline

Trigger discipline is a relatively new concept


 No.1855760

why did we allow leftypol to pick the movie?


 No.1855779

File: e6dc34a8a15ca8b⋯.jpg (28.82 KB, 542x600, 271:300, 1479223311314.jpg)

>>1855741

>>1855760

You're the leftists here.


 No.1855780

>>1855741

don't spoil it, haven't watched it

>>1855755

>in the past, triggers weren't triggers

what?


 No.1855781

>>1855760

The stickied thread didn't even let people vote, a mod just chose the movie. Really odd.


 No.1855787

File: d1b741ce5a2cbe0⋯.jpg (216.75 KB, 1280x831, 1280:831, 1280px-Combat_masters_A1.jpg)

>>1855780

The "keep your finger off the trigger" concept is new, like from the 80s. It wasn't an universal rule of gun safety before. Fourth guy in the pic is Jeff Cooper, the guy who coded the four rules of gun safety. This is a pic from the 50s.


 No.1855788

>>1855781

>a mod just chose the movie

huh?


 No.1855803

>>1855788

He's a retard that assumed that it was a mod just because OP ran the randomizer and posted screencaps


 No.1855804

>>1855780

>>in the past, triggers weren't triggers

That's not what he's saying, retard, he's saying not constantly keeping your finger on the trigger is a relatively new safety habit, and he's not entirely wrong because people accidentally shot themselves a whole lot more often even 30 years ago specifically because nobody told them to keep their nose picker off the magic boom switch.


 No.1855807

>>1855804

>entirely

lmao

What is more, 'nam vets used to complain about the "safety bullshit" that started circa the 80s


 No.1855827

File: 58ecbb318740340⋯.png (250.11 KB, 750x461, 750:461, itreallydobelikethat.png)

>>1855741

Who let this pig open his damn mouth? I deserve a review from my own people.


 No.1855836

>>1855807

When I say "entirely" I mean he's not wrong when talking about the general population.

Even today a lot of dumb shits will hand their kid a gun and not even bother to tell them to keep their grubby digits off the trigger unless they're aiming at something they intend to shoot.


 No.1855847

File: 57601007dc5412d⋯.png (794.23 KB, 1329x663, 443:221, soynishmentpark.png)

Soyboys have not changed for 40 years lmao


 No.1855849

File: 5a6f707862b8cf0⋯.png (1007.47 KB, 1181x1193, 1181:1193, scambo.png)

>>1855847

*Correction, Punishment Park came out in 1971 so more like half a millenium of soy. This one reminds me of a Scam Hyde / Chuck Wendig mash-up


 No.1855955

>>1855836

>he's

That was me, the guy who isn't "entirely" wrong lol.

We're talking about the police in the movie and it wasn't a standard thing even for trained forces back in the year it was made (1970).


 No.1855956


 No.1855989

File: 379ac6de5a3e51a⋯.gif (2.67 MB, 256x234, 128:117, anita sark shiggy.gif)

>Not streaming it for a live kino discussion


 No.1856010

>>1855989

>live kino discussion

that only makes you miss details


 No.1856029

File: a5b3ee56d91f8c7⋯.jpg (141.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, last known picture of trot….jpg)

>>1855849

This must be his most elaborate sketch yet.


 No.1856082

>>1855741

I tried to warn you faggots, but you called me Zach. Shame on you tbh.


 No.1856137

File: 7801e1713819f5e⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 1430x3350, 143:335, leftists films.jpg)

File: 3cadefa4a4bcbb2⋯.png (4.45 MB, 1484x2372, 371:593, leftpol films.png)

What film should we watch next my comra- uh I mean fellow fa/tv/irgins?


 No.1856196

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You can watch it without download.


 No.1856198

>>1856137

Let's watch the one where the fat, pig-like crossdresser gives a blowjob to the desperate virgin.


 No.1856200

>>1855760

To dismantle this feeble propaganda.


 No.1856227

File: a4a2330d7c0f462⋯.jpg (4.72 MB, 4128x3096, 4:3, 20190116_144636.jpg)

>>1856137

>Salvador Allende

>Battle for Chile

I've never heard of these movies and I am chilean.

>Chinatown

How is this recomended by the left? Because od the water plot? The evil rich old guy?

>Lives of Others

That's actually interesting because it's about sacrifice, a virtue rarely helded in the right.

>Potemkin

Tried to see it once, fell deeply asleep after 7 minutes.

>Life of Brian

The whole 'Front of Judea' plot was genius. Here the size of political parties matter and the left can't do a thing because it constantly keeps dividing itself into smaller parties.

A big coallition was made recently, they were very popular so inevitable they fought with each other and forgot the romans were the real enemy. We will never have comedies as intelligent as this one.

>Brazil

I thought 1984 was anti-left. My fav film btw.

>Duck Soup

Wrong Marx.

Chileans make some cinema but it's always boring melodramas about lefties being boring artists who did nothing wrong. Nobody out of Chile likes to see them and most chileans just ignore them while watching Dragonball and MCU.


 No.1856234

>>1856137

>our weekly film is ran by leftypol

Holy fuck, Gahoole, you really fucked this up.


 No.1856256

>soyboys get sentenced for being soyboys and stoners

>nigger gets sentenced for telling the "real" black history (black panther, black hebrews, nation of islam)

>nigger gets told to be grateful for the gibs

>nigger acknowledges he's just a pet monkey in the jewish zoo of muttmerica

>soyboys are tortured in the outback of their beloved sanctuary state

I like it so far.


 No.1856275

File: 6f5a143cb4124fc⋯.png (429.16 KB, 750x750, 1:1, woke4.png)

>>1856256

Old man didn't fuck her right detected


 No.1856290

>usenet

OH NO NO NO


 No.1856315

>>1856275

DAS RITE


 No.1856332

>a pseudo-documentary

Dropped


 No.1856350

File: bf3b63b54320171⋯.png (789.79 KB, 1575x1058, 1575:1058, sweetie.png)

>>1856332

>He doesn't like kino mockumentaries

Sweetie…


 No.1856473

wtf comrades I only wanted to abolish labor-based economy and national borders


 No.1856482

>not downloading the best quality that's on public tracker

uj3wazyk5u4hnvtk.onion/torrent/7093938/Punishment.Park.1971.720p.BluRay.x264-SHUNPO

Fuckin plebs, all of you.


 No.1856486

>>1856227

>Brazil

<I thought 1984 was anti-left.

It's anti-enslavement, therefore anti-everything-that's-current-world and anti-everything-that-has-something-to-do-with-muh-capital.


 No.1856553

File: d3c821406c85041⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1575x1200, 21:16, snap.png)

*snap*

Yep, this is going in my gross violation of human rights compilation.


 No.1856573

File: 20fe0634aaf9276⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.75 KB, 1125x1109, 1125:1109, girl_flashes_pussy_on_trai….jpg)


 No.1856613

>/tv/ stickies a thread about a shit movie

This is the worst permutation of /tv/ yet


 No.1856620

>>1856137

>they live

That's pretty much about kikes.


 No.1856642

>>1856620

/pol/ and /trannypol/ share a bunch of endorsed movies only because they're open to interpretation. All they do is expose political issues without pointing at specific people responsible for causing them, so the viewers fill in the blanks as they see fit. Since they don't offer definitive solutions to these problems, every armchair revolutionary can just wank to his specific brand of revolt.


 No.1856651

>>1856642

So what does an enlightened centrist like yourself watch?


 No.1856658

File: 9e06192b6ea401b⋯.jpg (44.01 KB, 418x498, 209:249, 2f9f24b571679711d49d27c047….jpg)

what does Mike think of it?


 No.1856661

>>1856651

I'm not even a centrist, I just think we need massive eugenic purges and total annihilation of all shitskins, so I'm hated by peacecucks on /pol/ who believe in salvaging every race traitor. I have no problem watching stuff like Punishment Park, I just don't get carried away. Everyone in the movie was in the wrong so I might as well laugh at both zogbots and soyboys.


 No.1856664

>>1856661

>I'm not even a centrist, I just think we need massive eugenic purges and total annihilation of all shitskins

So the only reason you aren't an armchair revolutionary is because you don't own an armchair?


 No.1856666

File: f35fdfcf917cb13⋯.png (344.76 KB, 750x586, 375:293, whenIseeameathead.png)

>>1856613

>>1856651

Fat pig meathead lyin' suckas, just watch the fucking movie

>>1856620

>muh based sci fi flick

It's actually embarassing how much /pol/ loves that piece of shit movie


 No.1856671

>>1856664

I'm too tired to spend my days trying to convince random faggots online of anything. Though I wouldn't mind having a nice armchair.


 No.1856673

>>1856666

I'm not feeling the avatar tbh.


 No.1856677

File: d64d39151f21337⋯.png (375.48 KB, 750x740, 75:74, woke3.png)

>>1856673

Those were two different black guys… the absolute racism of this pig…


 No.1856709

>>1856137

>they live

it's highly ironic


 No.1856716

>>1856709

I'm more baffled by Falling Down being on the list.


 No.1856727

File: c311d73a51789c4⋯.png (1.93 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, c311d73a51789c48c0c97933b5….png)

>>1856709

>>1856716

>wtf why would these films critical of capitalism be on a list of movies created by anti-capitalists??


 No.1856729

File: ffa468644bb884e⋯.jpg (174.49 KB, 634x471, 634:471, race-against-time-20001741….jpg)

>>1855760

>leftypol

top kek

I was the one who first suggested it because I had been meaning to watch it for a while. Couldn't be further from being a lefty.


 No.1856730

>>1856727

>critical of capitalism

Critical of jews


 No.1856740

>>1856727

Falling Down is not critical of capitalism in any way, it's not what the gook store and golfer scenes were about. Nobody in the entire cast of characters is a socialist. D-fens isn't rebelling against the government either, he loved his job and it's the government that laid him off.

>>1856729

I'm one of the guys who voted for it, also because I had it already downloaded and sitting in my backlog.


 No.1856745

>>1856740

>I'm one of the guys who voted for it, also because I had it already downloaded and sitting in my backlog.

Based. I'm also the one who suggested listing each film only once for the next edition of Film of the Week to prevent samefagging, but I'm glad you guys voted for it,


 No.1856764

File: 45e22828f98fbbf⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1570x1200, 157:120, pp1.png)

File: 5cd073c08e94b96⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1568x1200, 98:75, pp2.png)

>>1856729

It's /pol/cucks crying for no reason again. They weren't going to watch it anyway. They're missing out on some nice shots.


 No.1856772

>>1856764

CY+4 /pol/ is just embarrassing. The beauty of /pol/ was that free speech and being able to dissent makes everyone a national socialist in the long run.


 No.1856783

File: 562ccca6e828028⋯.jpg (113.49 KB, 625x1111, 625:1111, who neet here.jpg)

>Watkins


 No.1856841

File: 8bef1b2198e1c2a⋯.jpg (111.81 KB, 869x1200, 869:1200, DcferwTU8AAfRNP.jpg)

Are there other movies with this concept of "rebel youth needs to be handled so the government creates a game in which they must fight to survive"?


 No.1856883

>>1856841

The Hunger Games?


 No.1856904

File: b5912d72edacea9⋯.png (56.44 KB, 400x372, 100:93, when you're free.png)

Commies died, eurotrash cried. 10/10 a true kino masterpiece.


 No.1856917

>>1856904

Cops also shot the spics first and then unloaded all they had on a nigress.


 No.1856933

>>1856883

Doesn't really fit.


 No.1856934

>>1856933

Battle Royale?


 No.1856938


 No.1856949

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1856934

*dabs*


 No.1856950

File: 4004aadc9cd14f6⋯.webm (3.97 MB, 640x640, 1:1, shad.webm)

>>1856949

>not flossing instead


 No.1856952

File: eddab176a756d5f⋯.png (196.64 KB, 443x455, 443:455, repent zoomer dab bird.png)


 No.1856962

File: 2608b731062d966⋯.png (478.87 KB, 750x577, 750:577, hnggghhhh.png)

It's called Punishment Park because i'd like to "park" my dick between Nancy's lovely thighs and give her some "punishment".


 No.1856965

>>1856952

<he'll catch those hands


 No.1856973

File: 73f9fcc940432cc⋯.jpg (363.71 KB, 1840x2820, 92:141, MV5BZTNkZmU0ZWQtZjQzMy00YT….jpg)

>>1856137

>Apoc Now

Literally one of the worst Vietnam films that has ever existed right behind Platoon. Try talking to a real Vietnam vet and listen to them shit all over what an ode to faggotry those films are and how poorly they represent Vietnam.

My father was two tour Silver Star winner and even he said the only movie which has had some level of accurate representation to Vietnam was Jacobs Ladder / the actual documentary Vietnam in HD.


 No.1856974

>>1856973

>listen to some zogbots for opinions about kino

No thanks.


 No.1856977

>>1856974

t. zogbot who watches zog approved film


 No.1856984

>>1856973

What do the vets say about Full Metal Jacket?


 No.1857003

>>1856984

For what it is, a comedy with flashes of actual points of the absurdity / grim dark of war, I've heard they vaguely approve of it as a semi-true to life. The thing about Vietnam is it's hard to capture the culture because everyone and everything is in conflict, you had soldier who went to fight and kill commies mixed with a shit ton of McNamaras Morons and drafted Hippies all going crazy in a jungle and fighting to the death over area's that would become worthless strategically in 24 hours. Hill 937 for example was an instance of both immense incompetence from intel mixed with extreme competence from outnumbered and outgunned Americans who fought like men possessed to take it just to have a bunch of hippies call them baby killers when they got home. The only other troops who ever saw as much combat as Vietnam vets were literally German troops on the Eastern front. The two have a lot in common.


 No.1857064

>>1856973

>Vietnam films

It was Cambodia


 No.1857067

File: 8003c2ec66aa1f1⋯.png (125.67 KB, 600x561, 200:187, But muh merica _48a2e24137….png)

>>1857003

>google Hill 937

>Battle of Hamburger Hill


 No.1857104

File: f5af2d21537209f⋯.jpg (85.63 KB, 480x379, 480:379, a1c00258dbc5d9c99e36c9edef….jpg)


 No.1857224

>>1856973

how much of Jacob's Ladder is even set in Vietnam, like five minutes maybe?


 No.1857259

>>1856973

Apocalypse Now has got nothing to do with being an accurate portrayal of Vietnam, its an adaption of Heart of Darkness given a then-contemporary setting, no wonder brainless zogbots can't figure out its kino.


 No.1857290

>>1857224

Technically all of it.


 No.1857555

File: 582ef35f3e1c5ff⋯.jpg (342.8 KB, 1274x958, 637:479, 1498520084509.jpg)

This movie would've been better if it just focused on how police are fucking scum without the leftist messaging. The camera work was annoying as Hell too.

>>1855741

>>1855755

>"""trigger discipline"""


 No.1857593

>>1856973

>movie in which about 10 minutes of the 2 hours is set in vietnam

>vietnam scene entails a squad of soldiers ingesting an experimental drug and then proceeding to brutally murder each other

>the only movie which has had some level of accurate representation to Vietnam

wew


 No.1857601

>>1857555

Found the pothead.

The camera work gave it realistic found footage qualities, it's filmed like a documentary.


 No.1857603

File: 75972d952167900⋯.jpg (38.99 KB, 517x307, 517:307, kill yourself.jpg)

>>1857601

Found the boomer ziocuck


 No.1857633

>>1857603

Boomers are the ones getting beat up in the movie


 No.1857644

File: 1f53aa7a457a52c⋯.png (14.62 KB, 281x168, 281:168, sfas.png)

top comment from OP's link to the jewtube trailer


 No.1857667

>leftist trash the movie

Who in the fuck choose this garbage?


 No.1857726

>>1857667

Gahoole


 No.1857752

>>1857726

It wasn't Gahoole, it was the guy in charge of the threads.

And if we believe Robertsfag, he was the first to nominate it.


 No.1857813

This movie fucking sucked the pacing and scripting were all over the fucking map the cinematography was ass and the political shit was so ham fisted and very obviously coming from an ass hurt boomer who lost debates to people in college so strawmanned them down into being retard arguments and created a fantasy world where his positions made sense. This sucked waste of time next week better be fucking better

-Gahoole2


 No.1857859

>>1856227

>I've never heard of these movies and I am chilean.

I've watched Il pleut sur Santiago and I havent even heard of the other two.

>>1856227

>That's actually interesting because it's about sacrifice, a virtue rarely helded in the right.

>what is literally any movie about war or mannerbund.

>Brazil

I thought it was so funny that this was intended to satirize thatcher's britain because it more than anything describes the neoliberal-bureaucratic hell hole of post blair uk.


 No.1857876

I have a suspicion that some cop/military worshipping faggot specifically picked this movie to reinforce MAGApedes in thinking all cop hate is from leftists


 No.1857965

>>1857876

No, you're just a leftist. I hope you raise a cop's child without even knowing it.


 No.1858091

>>1857644

Let's watch whatever that guy likes, we're SMARTPeople right? I mean let's really btfo dup.


 No.1858123

>>1856973

I was always told Hamburger Hill was a fairly good representation. I've known 4 Vietnam vets in my days - two who were infantry, one who was a door gunner on a Huey, and one guy who was in the Air Force and maintained the nuclear weapons we had in theater.

Any movie that isn't a documentary using actual footage of events and interviews with people from that footage is going to be dramatized and contain elements of theatricality. That's just how movies work.


 No.1858167

File: 7d81ca2537fab92⋯.jpg (144.09 KB, 1016x1280, 127:160, Charls.jpg)

SMH, /tv/ mod now shamelessly stealing from /vg/ game of the week thread


 No.1858176

>>1858167

Mark and Gahoole are friends, what did you expect, why else do you think video games are now allowed on /tv/ too


 No.1858284

>>1856227

Nice to see another chilean here


 No.1858333

>>1858167

It was an anon who proposed it to Gahoole and asked him to do a sticky.

>>1858176

>why else do you think video games are now allowed on /tv/ too

Obviously to compete with /v/


 No.1858456

>>1858333

I think Mark wants to funnel his malcontents here and gahoole probably thinks it will grow his empire of shit.


 No.1858484

>>1858456

>his empire of shit.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY


 No.1858813

>1971 jesus


 No.1858950

File: 2362e814984df0e⋯.png (355.85 KB, 750x582, 125:97, myfeethurt.png)

>My feet hurt

>All these hippies are loud

>I bet they don't even listen to wholesome christian rock

>tfw no nancy gf

>I wish I was outside executing dissidents

>My pistol is digging into my side

>lol I bet they don't even worship the state


 No.1859161

It was kino

It seemed to me though like half those deaths could have been avoided if they just sat down and didn't do stupid shit


 No.1859271


 No.1859475

>>1859161

>could

a better question is if they should


 No.1860778

Need a stream. don't make me host it, I'm a fag and will ban shit posters


 No.1861157

>>1859161

>why'd they make decisions i wouldn't make as i sit here relaxed watching a movie in a safe environment

this is the most pleb of all possible pleb critiques, when you're in weird situations you react in weird and unpredictable ways


 No.1861184

BERENSTAIN HORSE FUCKING BULL SHIT


 No.1861312

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

WTF I thought it was supposed to be fiction


 No.1861314

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1861312

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.1861328

>>1861314

Alex Jones worked to hide these truths with his ridiculous persona.


 No.1861343

File: 07380a078e0a865⋯.mp4 (1.25 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, dup.mp4)

Holy shit this is kino.

Also it's nice that it almost fills my 5:4 screen.


 No.1861702

>>1861343

I miss the times when movies were shot in 4:3 and similar ratios. I hate the wide meme, it just cuts down the vertical detail while not adding much horizontally.


 No.1861813

File: 2975e95f8ba6024⋯.png (447.75 KB, 750x639, 250:213, immoral4.png)

>>1861343

>the wall is immoral!

>two scoops is immoral!

>twelve diet cokes is immoral!

>eight hours of tv is immoral!

>small hands is immoral!

>orange skin is immoral!

>covfefe is immoral!

>dup is immoral!


 No.1861926


 No.1862085

File: 34708d80eceb78c⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, sam.png)

>>1855849

he looked even more like Sam in the beginning when they were going down the hill.

It's uncanny kek.


 No.1862090

>>1861813

dup getting btfo since at least 1971


 No.1862156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I watched it last night, it was better than I had expected from the comments here.

First, the bad:

>The ending was bullshit. It made the whole exercise pointless, but maybe it was a Kafkaesque theme. Even if that's the case I didn't like it one bit. It made even less sense after the accident.

>People looked too good for being 3 days in the desert with no water. It hurt the realism. Also are we supposed to believe the filming crew wouldn't hand them water? Their skin looked as good as in day one. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is a good example of how to do it right. The way they behaved even defied the narration detailing the symptoms.

>The idea that a single man would engage the group with no backup seems ridiculous.

>Some Europeans with little knowledge of America fall for it as if it were a documentary so it serves as fake history.

>Gore was lacking.

>The nonlinearity was at times confusing.

>It's hard to believe the police would behave that way with cameras rolling. I was half expecting to see the journalists being killed in the end and the whole thing being turned into "found footage".

Now what seemed bad but isn't really in retrospect:

>The whole movie seemed to paint a black-and-white morality with the leftists being the poor kids who dindu nuffin and the right wingers and cops being irrational. This is annoying until you realize it's a dystopian movie made in an era where the left was getting increasingly paranoid. This doesn't intend to show what was happening at the time, but what they feared that could happen. Of course, a lot of it is leftist projection, in particular the disrespect for the constitution. For example the Chicago 7 were all acquitted in the end. In reality, sham trials have been a leftist staple for decades or even centuries if we count the Jacobins. A good depiction is seen in the Spanish film Embajadores en el infierno (1956) about Spanish POWs from the Blau Division imprisoned in a Soviet camp. I think it's hilarious that even that Francoist film depicts Soviets in a better light than this film portrays the right. And in history there's no better example than the Nürnberg trials. The leftist cries out in pain as he strikes you.

The good:

>The suffocating desert was exquisitely captured. The shots with the cars in the distance were great. Reminds me of Vanishing Point, also from 1971.

>Good portrayal of the counterculture types of the era. Again reminds me of Vanishing Point.

>The performances felt authentic.

>Even if it was serious, the nigger asking to be judged by his fellow niggers as per his interpretation of the 6th Amendment reminded me of the trial scene from Scream Queens where Chanel asks to be judged by a jury of "hot, rich, skinny chicks". I don't know if it's a running joke or if they were referencing this film in particular, but it made me chuckle nevertheless.

>Entertaining from start to end.

>The shell-shocked kid was believable. It also brought attention to how poor training was in terms of gun safety back in the day.

To the ones calling it "torture porn", get a clue. This didn't even have much gore.


 No.1862161

>>1862156

hi ref


 No.1862199

File: d706c6661c2dbdb⋯.jpg (43.52 KB, 725x395, 145:79, kehlet.jpg)

>>1862161

>ref

What?


 No.1862218

>>1862156

>>The nonlinearity was at times confusing.

It's linear. They just kept bouncing between the currently running team and the upcoming team still in the trial. It looked like trials lasted 2-3 days each.


 No.1862253

>>1862218

No, I mean nonlinearity in the desert. They kill the guys who killed the cop and then go back to before the killing at one point I think.


 No.1862324

File: 97158a7e1bd73ce⋯.png (371.71 KB, 750x700, 15:14, headhoncho.png)

Was he autistic?


 No.1862580

>>1862156

I just want to see close to real life footage of commies getting fucked up.


 No.1862953

File: abac4fd1ce06508⋯.webm (2.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, commieBombing.webm)

>>1862580

Got you fampai


 No.1863028

File: 8c01a6e267bdea8⋯.jpg (253.94 KB, 1536x1536, 1:1, parallax.jpg)

>>1862156

Your analysis was more entertaining than the movie itself, so thanks for that.

>a dystopian movie made in an era where the left was getting increasingly paranoid

Alan Pakula and Gordon Willis mastered this vibe in their collaborations, pic related is kino.


 No.1863576

>>1863028

>Your analysis was more entertaining than the movie itself, so thanks for that.

Thanks for the compliment anon, and I'm glad to give other anons something worth reading.

By the way, I structured the analysis before I had even thought of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, but in hindsight it complements the post structure well.

>Alan Pakula and Gordon Willis mastered this vibe in their collaborations, pic related is kino.

Thanks for the rec, I'll check it out.


 No.1863820

>>1855741

found the butthurt rightysoy

why do they always have to drag their feelings into EVERYTHING? why cant they just watch a film as a film?


 No.1863835

>>1855741

>even though it's 40+ degrees literally no one except for a single officer is sweating

they are, it's just so hot it evaporates before you can see it


 No.1864014

>>1863820

>why do they always have to drag their feelings into EVERYTHING?

Why do you leftists always project what you always do only the right wing when they SOMETIMES bring feelings into things? Dont even answer, just fucking kill yourself.

Nobody likes you.

Nobody wants you around.

Just die, faggot.


 No.1864017

>>1864014

>do onto*


 No.1864028

>>1864014

>replying to obvious bait

Did you need him to include "dup btfo" in his post to realize he's larping?


 No.1864061

>>1864014

He was just baiting you but you pretty much proved his point by being a sensitive baby. /pol/ cries way too much on this board and it's really grating


 No.1864078

>>1864014

>Nobody likes you.

>Nobody wants you around.

t. nazi that can't leave his basement without getting his head kicked in


 No.1864251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gonna do a live review of the film plus take call ins if people want


 No.1864300

>>1864251

Make sure to record it separate from the stream in case it gets taken down once you finish like it's happened before.


 No.1864316

>>1864300

Yep I'll have it recording too. Shouldn't be any issues this time though. Awards stream got re approved right away when it got taken down


 No.1864319

>>1864316

Didn't you have to delete some of the audio though?


 No.1864321

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1864319

Nope, I reuploaded it with the Copyrighted portions cut out but the original stream had the claims removed


 No.1864336

>>1864321

Oh cool


 No.1864375

>>1864061

>>1864028

>>1864078

>I-I mean-HE was only pretending to be retarded

Just fuck off. Nobody fucking wants you around, dude. NOBODY.


 No.1864377

You should just pay me. I'll come, put a fucking bullet in you, call it a day, do you a fucking favor, pal. The only one ANYONE will ever do for you.


 No.1864458

File: a13f7414fd82ac3⋯.png (12.47 KB, 460x129, 460:129, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1864375

Fuck off retard


 No.1864674

On a board actually dedicated to television and movies, there'd be no need for an official "film discussion" thread. This is bullshit.


 No.1864683

>>1864674

>saging a sticky

>having a problem with a community picked film for each week


 No.1864698

>>1864674

I guess you'd prefer /tv/ to stay not dedicated to television and movies then.

It's stupid to keep doing the same thing and expect different results.


 No.1864745

>>1857813

Succinct, good review gahoole.

>>1861702

I liked the variety. 1.66:1, 1.37:1, 2.35:1 and such whereas now we have 1.85:1 and 16:9 and thats about it.

Leftists who made this had a cartoonish image of the right/authority. Especially since this is from a time period where the left really began to get a permanent advantage (affirmative action, massive increase in administrative state, Mass immigration) hurrr but NiKKKxson was prez.


 No.1864749

The 19 year old singer character pissed me off the most. 70s movies always have this archetype of loud women who are obnoxiously jamming their feelings into everything and have that irritating baby voice.


 No.1864757

>>1864749

So you agree with gahoole's claim on video that she was the worst character?


 No.1864760

>>1864757

I didn't see that, only the post purporting to be his in this thread. But yeah I guess. I really loathe the character and the 70s movie obsession with that sort of character.


 No.1864768

>>1864760

He made a stream a few hours ago >>1864251


 No.1864804

File: 1e85c9485a0d990⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, OH NO NO NO.png)

File: c8746723db10165⋯.mp4 (2.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, oh no no no.mp4)

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD


 No.1864812

>>1864749

She's /trannypol/ personified. Edgy kid from champagne socialist family. Barely looks like a girl while /trannypol/ barely look like men. Makes shit songs = can't meme.


 No.1864814

It's also worth mentioning that this movie highlights an annoying inclination of the left that has long since infected the right. The white left cannot argue for its own aims or to improve a system in the CivNat way (this despite their avowed refusal to acknowledge race differences). Instead every argument and aim of the white left has to be made under the stated goal of saving/helping/freeing/feeding/givingmoneyto minorities.

In this movie, there are multiple characters who exhibit this. the black characters of course do their own rent seeking, but the whites are bending over backwards to show that they are trying to protect the Chicanos and the Blacks and that the aforementioned races are being singled out for their race (despite there being a white majority in the camp), with only one white guy saying that they're all equally going to get screwed.

This has infected the right for some time with the GOP (solely supported by whites) refusing to acknowledge that it is supported by whites and refusing to support (even tacitly) white interests. Instead they fall over themselves (Trump does this incessantly) to say what they're doing for minorities or that they have achieved so much for minorities.

They don't just do this to try and ameliorate the charge of racism, but because subconsciously they believe in the minds of their own and of their audience that minorities deserve it more. That there is a higher virtue in supporting the non whites whatever the actual demographics of the country are, and that doing so makes you a "Good Person".


 No.1864838

When I saw Michener, the woman subject to the tribunal later in the movie, I immediately thought that she (with her demeanor and prominent nasolabial folds) would have been a woman sucking dick back then, before it was even commonplace. Lo and behold, the shot changes and she is revealed to have a prominent cold sore astride the vermilion border on the right side of her lip.

>>1864812

yup


 No.1864863

File: e2232835977391c⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, qt.png)

>>1864838

And what does that prove exactly? I'm a khhv and had cold sores several times.

Also claiming her as my waifu of the week.


 No.1864868

File: 70e8c162535bef1⋯.mp4 (225.42 KB, 640x480, 4:3, woah slow down egghead.mp4)

>>1864838

>nasolabial folds

>astride

>vermilion border


 No.1864875

File: f8024fbd0b7df7d⋯.png (184.77 KB, 220x340, 11:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1864863

>And what does that prove exactly?

Herpes Simplex Virus 1 and HSV2 are colloquially referred to as Oral and Genital herpes respectively. You can get HSV1 on the dick, and HSV2 on the mouth depending on whether there is contact. In recent years there has been an explosion of HSV2 infections on the mouth and HSV1 infections on the genital region, which strongly suggests an increase in dicksucking and rugmunching.

HSV2 also apparently has worse, more frequent, clustered legions but I havent seen data supporting this.

>I'm a khhv and had cold sores several times.

that's rough.

>>1864868

lel

>nasolabial folds

image related

>astride

straddling on top of

>vermilion border

area where pink of the lips meets the skin that is the same color and consistency as the rest of the face.


 No.1864884

>>1864875

HSV2 is more aggressive I think.

I was just taunting you about the anatomic terms because you sounded like a med student or something like that. I had to look them up but I knew when I made the post. Still a good thing that you posted the definitions for lazier posters.

>>1864863

You mean an incel?


 No.1864892

File: f216dd71fd821a9⋯.png (477.85 KB, 750x575, 30:23, hnggghhhh.png)

>>1864749

>>1864757

>>1864760

>>1864863

You can keep little miss herpes, i'm all over Nancy and her jumbo thighs

>>1864838

I'm sorry to break the spell but people were most definitely sucking dick and getting their dick sucked in the seventies


 No.1864893

Friendly reminder that a real /tv/ wouldn't need a dedicated thread about film discussion.


 No.1864897

>>1864892

It's Garth Algar

With…tits?


 No.1864898

>>1864863

I'd hit her in the mouth with a nightstick.

You know what I mean?


 No.1864900

File: eafed3a23f9c63f⋯.gif (1.46 KB, 210x230, 21:23, 1469556151340.gif)

>>1864838

>a woman sucking dick back then, before it was even commonplace


 No.1864914

File: 08c846238d1d9ce⋯.mp4 (2.57 MB, 444x960, 37:80, dick suck robot 9000.mp4)

>>1864892

>I'm sorry to break the spell but people were most definitely sucking dick and getting their dick sucked in the seventies

that it was happening, yeah; that all the women did it and that it was more common than actual sex, no

>>1864900

One can look at the drawings on the brothel wall at pompeii and see that these acts themselves have been around forever. But the fact is that most were stuff whores, sailor's girls, and sluts did as opposed to something ubiquitous.


 No.1864916

File: b3c15087ba6fd52⋯.png (311.82 KB, 700x532, 25:19, doubt.png)

>>1864893

I agree that mods need to crack down harder on the off topic cancer but even if the catalog was pristine I still really like the idea of a /tv/ film club. It's just fun.

>>1864897

kek


 No.1864919

File: 7e22d2cc58a7407⋯.png (165.68 KB, 600x434, 300:217, sideye.png)

>>1864914

>that it was happening, yeah; that all the women did it and that it was more common than actual sex, no

>the fact is that most were stuff whores, sailor's girls, and sluts did as opposed to something ubiquitous.


 No.1864945

>>1864898

A flesh nightstick?

>>1864900

It used to be shunned upon, the only women you could expect to suck your dick back then were prostitutes. I'm not saying "literal whores" to avoid any trace of ambiguity here.

>>1864892

ugly as fuck tbh

my ranking:

chicano chick>herpes chick>the other white girl in a blue shirt with jeans>mustache's wife>muh chillins lady>>>singer>(power gap)>suicide>negress


 No.1864961

>>1864945

>I am a virgin

It's okay, anon. We don't shame that here.


 No.1864970

>>1864945

Whatever knocks the teeth out so I can get a proper gumming.


 No.1864975


 No.1865150

>>1856764

I sorta thought this movie was trash. I want to see legendary classics but many of you have probably seen them all so we get this film school thesis.

>hmmm what have I not cared about enough to watch yet?

>>1856973

>Platoon and Apocalypse now

Whoa man I smoked a doob and war is hell.

>>1861328

Hmmm, I don't gotta believe that he speaks of lizard people.


 No.1865246

>>1865150

the idea of the weekly films is to watch new shit/less ubiquitous shit. That includes bad movies too. Articulating your thoughts and talking about it with others is the important part.


 No.1865367

>>1857064

You're cambodia


 No.1866061

>>1864945

good power rankings. Herpes Chick is the hottest imo, but comes with the obvious disadvantage.

>>1865150

>I want to see legendary classics but many of you have probably seen them all so we get this film school thesis.

I bet people bluff about actually watching them.


 No.1866065

>>1866061

>good power rankings. Herpes Chick is the hottest imo, but comes with the obvious disadvantage.

Thanks. I actually liked the chicano chick more but it's very close.

>I bet people bluff about actually watching them.

they probably do lol


 No.1867674

File: f896cebb7c07bb0⋯.png (503.65 KB, 750x579, 250:193, moarspank.png)

I think we need more >>>/spank/ and less >>>/strek/ and our youth wouldn't be like they are today


 No.1870189

>>1867674

I didn't want to reply to this post yesterday to not take it out of the visible spot but it made me laugh hard, so thanks for that anon.

What did he mean by Spock though?


 No.1870190

>>1867674

>>1870189

I mean, Star Trek wasn't a thing in 1971


 No.1871132

>>1855502

do it faggot


 No.1872171

File: 55d0acc80dc3873⋯.jpg (4.27 KB, 225x225, 1:1, who neet here.jpg)

I kept identifying with the cops because everyone was angry at them and calling them pigs.

I don't care if one of the hippies was a neet, to me he was a wagecuck in spirit.




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