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 No.1857283

A /tv/ Joint

 No.1857297

kino tbqh


 No.1857298

File: c7387e2701a50f8⋯.jpg (133.3 KB, 1400x1050, 4:3, n4scgse21iuz.0.jpg)


 No.1857299

>>1857283

not enough dup btfo


 No.1857309

File: c9846293c8de67d⋯.mp4 (1.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dup btfo by nobody.mp4)

>>1857299

this was the best shot, by my count there were 4 dup btfos in it, how many is the golden number?


 No.1857319

File: a6848b1ed3d3715⋯.jpg (67.08 KB, 848x565, 848:565, concerned negro.jpg)

Just how many pig posters are there?


 No.1857323

File: 458922e0e4d4ca3⋯.jpg (85.36 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, 94d10e512b49f99b5bb8fad9ac….jpg)

>>1857319

Never enough.


 No.1857324

>>1857283

I have the same laptop.


 No.1857330

>>1857324

What if we're all the same person from different dimensions?


 No.1857331

>>1857330

I want to swap dimensions with OP. His house looks nice.


 No.1857332

File: a236d7336e1c52b⋯.jpg (50.76 KB, 573x696, 191:232, chuck-3.jpg)

>>1857283

This is one of the most pure things I've ever seen. Kino.


 No.1857334

File: 3d1f27ef1eb1529⋯.jpg (58.45 KB, 634x440, 317:220, 27A1B93300000578-3042053-i….jpg)

This kino is wasted on this shithole honestly. It's too good.


 No.1857336

File: f57684848e35122⋯.jpg (99.35 KB, 361x624, 361:624, lo5v.jpg)

>>1857309

five

>How many permutations are there in a system of four elements?”

>Joe, recalling his high school math, wrote 4 × 3 × 2 × 1, and read aloud his answer “Twenty-four.”

>“And if you’re one of the elements, the number of coalitions—or to be sinister, conspiracies—that you may have to confront would be twenty-three. Despite Simon Moon’s obsessions, the twenty-three has no particularly mystic significance,” Hagbard added quickly. “Just consider it pragmatically—it’s a number of possible relationships which the brain can remember and handle. But now suppose the system has five elements …?”

>Joe wrote 5 × 4 × 3 × 2 × 1 and read aloud, “One hundred and twenty.” “You see? One always encounters jumps of that size when dealing with permutations and combinations. But, as I say, administrators as a rule aren’t aware of this. Korzybski pointed out, back in the early thirties, that nobody should ever directly supervise more than four subordinates, because the twenty-four possible coalitions ordinary office politics can create are enough to tax any brain. When it jumps up to one hundred and twenty, the administrator is lost. That, in essence, is the sociological aspect of the mysterious Law of Fives. The Illuminati always has five leaders in each nation, and five international Illuminati Primi supervising all of them, but each runs his own show more or less independent of the other four, united only by their common commitment to the Goal of Gruad.”


 No.1857337

File: a47956985c4a85c⋯.jpg (224.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kill zach.jpg)

>>1857334

the easter eggs are good


 No.1857346

>>1857337

>writing in print


 No.1857351

How many pigposters dropped OC today. I saw a couple of threads with fresh jams and pics that got deleted by janny tyranny.


 No.1857353

>>1857337

First thing I noticed tbh.


 No.1857361

File: f0fef25682ad451⋯.jpg (237.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot0001.jpg)

File: 09cb21d2e846589⋯.png (230.72 KB, 1159x665, 61:35, the soy.png)

>>1857283

>that soybeard

OH NO NO NO

WAIT TIL YOU SEE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOD

OH NO NO NO


 No.1857363

>>1857361

Just looks like a beard my guy tbh


 No.1857366

>>1857361

>The soygoy unable to grow a beard screams soy as he strikes out at you


 No.1857367

File: aea881433a74001⋯.jpeg (244.39 KB, 1200x788, 300:197, soylent truck.jpeg)

>>1857363

>>1857366

Sorry hogcuck, I've found your IRL face, pic related.


 No.1857370

File: 756776169f26e06⋯.png (681.13 KB, 1050x580, 105:58, comfy pig.png)

>>1857297

>>1857309

>>1857332

>>1857334

Thanks frens, I was inspired by everyone on the board. /tv/ is more entertaining than any movies out right now, tbh.

>>1857361

>>1857367

lol, the meal I'm heating up in the video has tofu in it too, I'm a NEET, so I can afford to look like shit


 No.1857371

File: d8d8fef73a93e7f⋯.jpg (81.7 KB, 640x640, 1:1, snoutlet.jpg)

>>1857331

There's no way he's a real certified NEET.


 No.1857374

File: 5eb58113c17256c⋯.jpg (103.2 KB, 800x800, 1:1, asian girl with plush pigs.jpg)

>>1857371

No reason a NEET can't keep a tidy living environment.


 No.1857376

u vol yet oinkuck?


 No.1857377

File: a53f2f6709868ed⋯.jpg (110.08 KB, 557x559, 557:559, pig_relaxing.jpg)

>Nasim

>piggos

>dup btfo

>killing Zach

It's like you took everything good about this board and made kino concentrate.

>>1857370

So you're not a meatcuck either? If so you're a real human bean.


 No.1857384

File: def32e3bfb8f112⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 224.94 KB, 320x240, 4:3, cute piggo.mp4)

>>1857283

<3 u pigposter-kun~


 No.1857385

File: e9640f84e05546b⋯.jpg (23.73 KB, 399x400, 399:400, ffe8d6c75f5df186f94ddc3575….jpg)

>>1857370

I'm guessing some of our pig posters are Randy Houk fans.


 No.1857387

File: 81cb87f59ef90cb⋯.png (316.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2019-02-09-16h46m1….png)

File: 5e222377aa64000⋯.png (494.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2019-02-09-16h46m3….png)

File: 22b2538718bb875⋯.png (759.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2019-02-09-16h47m3….png)

File: 9b8dcf9706afc72⋯.png (284.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2019-02-09-16h47m4….png)

File: 6d3dbb89903d725⋯.png (214.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2019-02-09-16h47m5….png)

>>1857336

There actually are five, tbh.

>>1857377 (checked)

>So you're not a meatcuck either?

No way, it wouldn't be right to consume my fellow NEETs. All NEETpilled individuals ought to be vegan. It's part of the "take it easy" lifestyle.


 No.1857400

File: 24301d037a567e7⋯.jpg (543.47 KB, 1494x1440, 83:80, img-0012.jpg)

>>1857387

Based and oinkpilled. I'm no meatcuck either.


 No.1857406

File: c4b7b6b905a6848⋯.gif (480.83 KB, 500x282, 250:141, 3.gif)

>>1857387

Dupposter btfo


 No.1857408

>>1857406

But the sign clearly says dup btfo, dup, you can't no u a btfo


 No.1857411

File: 7f942c0fee2e11d⋯.gif (2.51 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 7f942c0fee2e11d66f51cda210….gif)

NEETs consume each other in the wild if necessary. I would be going against my nature if I were to refuse meat.


 No.1857414

Impressive tbh

I downloaded it in case some faggot tries to take your channel down again


 No.1857415

>>1857361

It's trimmed, that's not what a soybeard is like. And fuck your attentionwhoring by blanknaming and using the subject field


 No.1857418

File: 2c0f85e578aeb43⋯.jpeg (46.64 KB, 640x800, 4:5, larrysteve.jpeg)


 No.1857419

>kill zach

>/bestemma/ on the top bar


 No.1857420

File: f2d79a9472beca4⋯.jpg (85.16 KB, 2000x357, 2000:357, nov1-1547465834.jpg)

>>1857408

Says who


 No.1857425


 No.1857429

File: d3bd89463ea4816⋯.jpg (354.41 KB, 2048x1356, 512:339, d3bd89463ea48161785abbe7fc….jpg)

>>1857411

>not being a civilized NEET

>being a savage oinker


 No.1857443

File: a61b9aa219ebb3f⋯.png (264.46 KB, 793x595, 793:595, FLUMPF.png)

>>1857420

DELET THIS


 No.1857445

File: a02e5025149d82d⋯.jpg (50.72 KB, 500x613, 500:613, oC5QJRSdgtNRsqCgUap3rVYUVh….jpg)

Who will be the first to make a feature length /tv/ shitpost video?


 No.1857449

File: cd33e291bd1bcbd⋯.jpg (12.43 KB, 360x188, 90:47, matthew-whitaker-ag-testim….jpg)

>>1857443

Dupposter five minutes are up


 No.1857450

File: c1f0bf35e6e2fc7⋯.png (2.09 MB, 1344x714, 32:17, c1f0bf35e6e2fc76bfa84bd89b….png)

>>1857445

Who says it already hasn't been done.


 No.1857452

>>1857445

It would need to be a collab. Birdfag, Gahoole, the Oink Posters, all working together to kill Zach.


 No.1857455

>>1857452

>Birdfag

Who will play him in the inevitable shitpost video?


 No.1857457

File: 739e7509d1a8112⋯.webm (380.09 KB, 540x360, 3:2, burnt nig.webm)

Fuck Niggers


 No.1857460

Like no shit if you faggots got your asses together I wouldn't mind composing the score. I'll even stop taking my meds for a few months so the creative juice get flowing full force.


 No.1857462

>>1857460

>taking meds

>ever


 No.1857468

>>1857462

>Hey schizophrenic that has been dealing with shit for years. I am an anonymous faggot on /tv/.

I mean you could say literally anything and it would be garbage.


 No.1857470

File: 595283056431b42⋯.jpg (486.77 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, Casual Emilia.jpg)

This thread is blessed.


 No.1857473

>>1857468

You ever tried shitposting without meds? From one schizo to another, it's a blast.


 No.1857476

>>1857460

Animepro?


 No.1857477

>>1857470

BLESSED BY THE GODDESS


 No.1857489

File: 2401b5344e43e42⋯.webm (3.6 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Pig Dreams.webm)

>tfw NEETpig


 No.1857499

File: d42ce8bcfbc6b10⋯.png (287.2 KB, 640x427, 640:427, 0.png)

File: 6a18eec618ab76d⋯.mp4 (2.19 MB, 640x360, 16:9, tfw too intelligent not to….mp4)


 No.1857502

File: bd47fbe70922f50⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Pig Dreams.mp4)

>>1857489

Actually I fucked it when converting to webm, audio went to shit.


 No.1857503

File: e1855ac3b11d6e2⋯.webm (5.24 MB, 850x934, 425:467, Yakui the Drug Maid - Far….webm)

>>1857489

That some soothing squeal


 No.1857505


 No.1857508

>>1857503

Doomerkino.


 No.1857511

File: b813c164cc1f665⋯.webm (3.73 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Yakui The Drug Maid - Dep….webm)

File: 420a46afca5d119⋯.jpg (158.49 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 420a46afca5d119a5f9f3c0171….jpg)


 No.1857513

>>1857283

what even is this board


 No.1857520

File: 144599c391717aa⋯.mp4 (5.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Amerimutt art.mp4)

>>1857513

Where my friends are


 No.1857521

File: 8e9f3f1d442516e⋯.jpg (103 KB, 560x696, 70:87, George Кино Lucas.jpg)

>>1857513

We might have gone too far in a few places.


 No.1857527

This is the best shit posted on here in months

-gahoole


 No.1857531

Disregard, I suck cocks

-gahoole


 No.1857533


 No.1857540

File: 8ee1f663fb94af8⋯.jpg (1.28 MB, 2592x1458, 16:9, 15497670209159094906917621….jpg)

>>1857531

you're not me bitch


 No.1857542

>>1857540

who is him?


 No.1857545

File: 5eb3f9a81169dd0⋯.jpg (410.06 KB, 1536x2049, 512:683, E8.jpg)

>>1857540

What's your opinion on Emilia, Gahoole? Are you in the Emiliagang?


 No.1857547

>>1857540

Looking like a fatass eggman lmao

Also shave that shit on your chin you can't pull off the twelve year old spic dirt goat.


 No.1857557

>>1857547

Let him grow it out and see what happens


 No.1857559

File: e35e076f47ea52d⋯.png (257.17 KB, 501x472, 501:472, Garyan.png)

>>1857545

fuck that bitch

>>1857547

I ain't shaving shit till I look like this


 No.1857560

File: 007782fb60cfeea⋯.jpg (345.42 KB, 1280x1754, 640:877, E6.jpg)

>>1857559

Like literally?


 No.1857561

holy shit, this is kino as fuck gj mate


 No.1857563

>>1857540

Your smile says "help me", but your eyes say "kill me".


 No.1857565

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1857445

it has already been done


 No.1857566

>>1857565

I have watched that entire thing three times. It's a work of art.


 No.1858431

>>1857565

I hadn't seen something this pretentious since robertsfag's analysis of nerve where he claimed it was influenced by Tarkovsky


 No.1858446

>>1857309

californiadup btfo by pig?


 No.1858452

>tfw no insane levantine wife

also dont microwave plastic it kills ur gains broug


 No.1858485

>>1858452

Probably.


 No.1859047

Is there a list of all /tv/ YouTube's to follow? Gahoole2, Dagger Mag, Nobody in Cali, and who else?


 No.1859067

>>1859047

uridon


 No.1859112

>>1859047

Melon pan


 No.1859378

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1859067

>Uridon

Why are all his videos downvoted?


 No.1859382

>>1859378

Because /tv/


 No.1859396

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

My new goof.


 No.1859400

>>1859396

>no mushroom dicks

I'm disappointed.


 No.1859403

>>1859067

>t. uridon


 No.1859459

File: a1b78699e3b0bd9⋯.jpg (147.32 KB, 1342x972, 671:486, storyofmylife.jpg)

>>1857283

>>1859396

kino

hogposter is based and redpilled


 No.1859465

>>1859396

Pure kino, I had missed it but thanks to basedfield I saw it


 No.1859494

>>1859465

>>1859459

Thank you both, I'm editing another filmed video for tomorrow. Hopefully it ends up working.


 No.1859510

>>1859494

fucking based


 No.1860044

>>1857449

dup btfo


 No.1860208

>>1859396

Is Ocasio the new meme queen?


 No.1860865

>>1860208

She's the new forced meme, yes.


 No.1860875

File: afc31352e5d6e1d⋯.jpg (1.03 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Alex_still-16-9.jpg)

>>1860865

All memes are forced, what makes them stick is their aesthetic value. Bush, Obama, Trump, and now Ocasio all became cultural phenomenons because of their ability to embody an aesthetic perfectly. None of them were real people, they were concepts, ideas, memes given flesh.

Bush was the good ol' Texas boy you could have a beer with, and ah shucks, even if he said some silly things, he was a good guy deep down. Obama was the well-educated black man who wasn't too black and could lead us into a utopian future where racism was done. Trump was the boisterous big talker who had just the right skills to shake up Washington and stir the swamp. And Ocasio is the caramel skinned mommy-gf of our dreams.

They all were, and will be, shit Presidents who change nothing and further us along the path towards annihilation, but who cares? the memes were great!


 No.1860887

File: db3b9b0d1cb7084⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1860875

Is this why Tulsi won't get elected? She's not a human meme.


 No.1860893

>>1860887

That and shes a fucking anti-semite.


 No.1860898

File: 9226dc1c08ba06c⋯.jpg (85.57 KB, 940x646, 470:323, B000MF4O82_starshiptrooper….jpg)

>>1860887

Yes, if you have any depth of character or ability to be honest and drop the facade, you have zero shot at being President. If Tulsi wanted to become President, she'd have to turn her military service into a meme and act like one of the girls from Starship Troopers.


 No.1860902

Reminder that the fags shilling for cortez are a bunch of discordniggers that openly hate this site


 No.1860906

>>1860902

>making memes equals shilling

She's aesthetically pleasing and that's literally it. At this point is there any reason to even care about politics? It's clear that no matter who we vote for, nothing will change.


 No.1860907

>>1860906

Yes, this is shilling, the only question is if you're being paid or if you're doing it for free.


 No.1860911

File: 8006b3662d17fba⋯.jpg (136.35 KB, 620x412, 155:103, Tulsi.jpg)

>>1860902

I like having them here so I can piss them off in person tbh.


 No.1860917

>>1860906

>aesthetically pleasing

lmao now you're reaching


 No.1860919

File: 9dbe0685735b942⋯.png (474.92 KB, 720x631, 720:631, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1860898

That's a meme I'd approve of tbh, maybe even vote for.


 No.1860924

File: e7fa1b9ce19479e⋯.mp4 (855.77 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ocasio dance.mp4)

>>1860907

For free, baby, for free.

>>1860919

Are there any good videos of Tulsi in uniform? Maybe I'll make a video or something.


 No.1860953

File: 5fa67141796d793⋯.jpg (22.41 KB, 660x371, 660:371, _100695157_soldier_nasim_m….jpg)

>>1857283

Looks delicious anon.




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