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A /tv/ Joint


kino tbqh


File: c7387e2701a50f8⋯.jpg (133.3 KB, 1400x1050, 4:3, n4scgse21iuz.0.jpg)



not enough dup btfo


File: c9846293c8de67d⋯.mp4 (1.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dup btfo by nobody.mp4)


this was the best shot, by my count there were 4 dup btfos in it, how many is the golden number?


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Just how many pig posters are there?


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Never enough.



I have the same laptop.



What if we're all the same person from different dimensions?



I want to swap dimensions with OP. His house looks nice.


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This is one of the most pure things I've ever seen. Kino.


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This kino is wasted on this shithole honestly. It's too good.


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>How many permutations are there in a system of four elements?”

>Joe, recalling his high school math, wrote 4 × 3 × 2 × 1, and read aloud his answer “Twenty-four.”

>“And if you’re one of the elements, the number of coalitions—or to be sinister, conspiracies—that you may have to confront would be twenty-three. Despite Simon Moon’s obsessions, the twenty-three has no particularly mystic significance,” Hagbard added quickly. “Just consider it pragmatically—it’s a number of possible relationships which the brain can remember and handle. But now suppose the system has five elements …?”

>Joe wrote 5 × 4 × 3 × 2 × 1 and read aloud, “One hundred and twenty.” “You see? One always encounters jumps of that size when dealing with permutations and combinations. But, as I say, administrators as a rule aren’t aware of this. Korzybski pointed out, back in the early thirties, that nobody should ever directly supervise more than four subordinates, because the twenty-four possible coalitions ordinary office politics can create are enough to tax any brain. When it jumps up to one hundred and twenty, the administrator is lost. That, in essence, is the sociological aspect of the mysterious Law of Fives. The Illuminati always has five leaders in each nation, and five international Illuminati Primi supervising all of them, but each runs his own show more or less independent of the other four, united only by their common commitment to the Goal of Gruad.”


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the easter eggs are good



>writing in print


How many pigposters dropped OC today. I saw a couple of threads with fresh jams and pics that got deleted by janny tyranny.



First thing I noticed tbh.


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>that soybeard








Just looks like a beard my guy tbh



>The soygoy unable to grow a beard screams soy as he strikes out at you


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Sorry hogcuck, I've found your IRL face, pic related.


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Thanks frens, I was inspired by everyone on the board. /tv/ is more entertaining than any movies out right now, tbh.



lol, the meal I'm heating up in the video has tofu in it too, I'm a NEET, so I can afford to look like shit


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There's no way he's a real certified NEET.


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No reason a NEET can't keep a tidy living environment.


u vol yet oinkuck?


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>dup btfo

>killing Zach

It's like you took everything good about this board and made kino concentrate.


So you're not a meatcuck either? If so you're a real human bean.


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<3 u pigposter-kun~


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I'm guessing some of our pig posters are Randy Houk fans.


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There actually are five, tbh.

>>1857377 (checked)

>So you're not a meatcuck either?

No way, it wouldn't be right to consume my fellow NEETs. All NEETpilled individuals ought to be vegan. It's part of the "take it easy" lifestyle.


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Based and oinkpilled. I'm no meatcuck either.


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Dupposter btfo



But the sign clearly says dup btfo, dup, you can't no u a btfo


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NEETs consume each other in the wild if necessary. I would be going against my nature if I were to refuse meat.


Impressive tbh

I downloaded it in case some faggot tries to take your channel down again



It's trimmed, that's not what a soybeard is like. And fuck your attentionwhoring by blanknaming and using the subject field


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>kill zach

>/bestemma/ on the top bar


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Says who



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>not being a civilized NEET

>being a savage oinker


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Who will be the first to make a feature length /tv/ shitpost video?


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Dupposter five minutes are up


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Who says it already hasn't been done.



It would need to be a collab. Birdfag, Gahoole, the Oink Posters, all working together to kill Zach.




Who will play him in the inevitable shitpost video?


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Fuck Niggers


Like no shit if you faggots got your asses together I wouldn't mind composing the score. I'll even stop taking my meds for a few months so the creative juice get flowing full force.



>taking meds




>Hey schizophrenic that has been dealing with shit for years. I am an anonymous faggot on /tv/.

I mean you could say literally anything and it would be garbage.


File: 595283056431b42⋯.jpg (486.77 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, Casual Emilia.jpg)

This thread is blessed.



You ever tried shitposting without meds? From one schizo to another, it's a blast.








File: 2401b5344e43e42⋯.webm (3.6 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Pig Dreams.webm)

>tfw NEETpig


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File: 6a18eec618ab76d⋯.mp4 (2.19 MB, 640x360, 16:9, tfw too intelligent not to….mp4)


File: bd47fbe70922f50⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Pig Dreams.mp4)


Actually I fucked it when converting to webm, audio went to shit.


File: e1855ac3b11d6e2⋯.webm (5.24 MB, 850x934, 425:467, Yakui the Drug Maid - Far….webm)


That some soothing squeal






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what even is this board


File: 144599c391717aa⋯.mp4 (5.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Amerimutt art.mp4)


Where my friends are


File: 8e9f3f1d442516e⋯.jpg (103 KB, 560x696, 70:87, George Кино Lucas.jpg)


We might have gone too far in a few places.


This is the best shit posted on here in months



Disregard, I suck cocks




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you're not me bitch



who is him?


File: 5eb3f9a81169dd0⋯.jpg (410.06 KB, 1536x2049, 512:683, E8.jpg)


What's your opinion on Emilia, Gahoole? Are you in the Emiliagang?



Looking like a fatass eggman lmao

Also shave that shit on your chin you can't pull off the twelve year old spic dirt goat.



Let him grow it out and see what happens


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fuck that bitch


I ain't shaving shit till I look like this


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Like literally?


holy shit, this is kino as fuck gj mate



Your smile says "help me", but your eyes say "kill me".


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it has already been done



I have watched that entire thing three times. It's a work of art.



I hadn't seen something this pretentious since robertsfag's analysis of nerve where he claimed it was influenced by Tarkovsky



californiadup btfo by pig?


>tfw no insane levantine wife

also dont microwave plastic it kills ur gains broug





Is there a list of all /tv/ YouTube's to follow? Gahoole2, Dagger Mag, Nobody in Cali, and who else?






Melon pan


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Why are all his videos downvoted?



Because /tv/


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My new goof.



>no mushroom dicks

I'm disappointed.



>t. uridon


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hogposter is based and redpilled



Pure kino, I had missed it but thanks to basedfield I saw it




Thank you both, I'm editing another filmed video for tomorrow. Hopefully it ends up working.



fucking based



dup btfo



Is Ocasio the new meme queen?



She's the new forced meme, yes.


File: afc31352e5d6e1d⋯.jpg (1.03 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Alex_still-16-9.jpg)


All memes are forced, what makes them stick is their aesthetic value. Bush, Obama, Trump, and now Ocasio all became cultural phenomenons because of their ability to embody an aesthetic perfectly. None of them were real people, they were concepts, ideas, memes given flesh.

Bush was the good ol' Texas boy you could have a beer with, and ah shucks, even if he said some silly things, he was a good guy deep down. Obama was the well-educated black man who wasn't too black and could lead us into a utopian future where racism was done. Trump was the boisterous big talker who had just the right skills to shake up Washington and stir the swamp. And Ocasio is the caramel skinned mommy-gf of our dreams.

They all were, and will be, shit Presidents who change nothing and further us along the path towards annihilation, but who cares? the memes were great!


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Is this why Tulsi won't get elected? She's not a human meme.



That and shes a fucking anti-semite.


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Yes, if you have any depth of character or ability to be honest and drop the facade, you have zero shot at being President. If Tulsi wanted to become President, she'd have to turn her military service into a meme and act like one of the girls from Starship Troopers.


Reminder that the fags shilling for cortez are a bunch of discordniggers that openly hate this site



>making memes equals shilling

She's aesthetically pleasing and that's literally it. At this point is there any reason to even care about politics? It's clear that no matter who we vote for, nothing will change.



Yes, this is shilling, the only question is if you're being paid or if you're doing it for free.


File: 8006b3662d17fba⋯.jpg (136.35 KB, 620x412, 155:103, Tulsi.jpg)


I like having them here so I can piss them off in person tbh.



>aesthetically pleasing

lmao now you're reaching


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That's a meme I'd approve of tbh, maybe even vote for.


File: e7fa1b9ce19479e⋯.mp4 (855.77 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ocasio dance.mp4)


For free, baby, for free.


Are there any good videos of Tulsi in uniform? Maybe I'll make a video or something.


File: 5fa67141796d793⋯.jpg (22.41 KB, 660x371, 660:371, _100695157_soldier_nasim_m….jpg)


Looks delicious anon.

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