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File: 96d458e2730f1ec⋯.jpg (116.67 KB, 1196x1196, 1:1, felix and marzia.jpg)

File: e4e583fe44f063e⋯.jpg (43.56 KB, 640x448, 10:7, de niro.jpg)

 No.1857396

What are some kinos where Swedish stallions monopolize the med girl market and cuck Guido into settling for nonwhites?

 No.1857410

File: cf26f0b5600a44c⋯.jpeg (18.44 KB, 254x198, 127:99, F2CFE1BC-55C6-4B07-B70E-E….jpeg)

>Viking raiders cucked pasta niggers again


 No.1857440

>Swedes

I don't even need to finish this thought, honestly.


 No.1857442

File: 1404959ec02c3ad⋯.jpg (89.67 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, too bad.jpg)

>>1857396

>this is the average med boy


 No.1857448

>>1857396

How do I achieve this bodymode?


 No.1857453


 No.1857456

File: 3b54a6472a031be⋯.webm (2.57 MB, 640x360, 16:9, alabama nigger remix.webm)

Fuck Niggers


 No.1857458

File: 324dd49b589b5e7⋯.jpg (472.32 KB, 1600x700, 16:7, med threads.jpg)


 No.1857466

>>1857442

I can't remember what show I was watching, but it was some cab driver who was talking about guys asking him to take them to prostitutes and he said Italian guys always wanted ladyboys.


 No.1857467

File: b88855e7ed48d58⋯.png (833.44 KB, 1200x954, 200:159, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1857466

Their boys have the best asses tbh. Even their directors of kinos can't resist boy butt.


 No.1857488

Is there a sex tape?


 No.1857490

>>1857488

You really want to see De Niro get jumped by that thing?


 No.1857493

File: 77c4c43ccac6dd5⋯.webm (2.32 MB, 640x360, 16:9, whereahyou.webm)

File: bf67f8b2ba67194⋯.png (68 B, 1x1, 1:1, 1.png)

OH NO NO NO NO NO


 No.1857498

File: 4e543ed6b1c247a⋯.jpg (203.93 KB, 1286x858, 643:429, JUST.jpg)

>>1857493

The hiding behind papers is just so ridiculous. Why even bother?


 No.1857514

>>1857493

So this is the power of the med man.


 No.1857515

>>1857493

Why is carrying a purse?


 No.1857516

>>1857515

*Why is he carrying a purse?

polite sage for double post


 No.1857529

>>1857515

That's all the belongings he had left after the divorce.


 No.1857538

pewdiepie is going to get divorce cucked out of his money as well, why else would a woman like that settle for a manlet?


 No.1857539

>>1857538

Watch him breed her like crazy, med, Varg style. She will be too busy pumping out children for him to get divorced.


 No.1857550

File: 358ff3a86a9b110⋯.png (754.5 KB, 925x636, 925:636, pdd.png)

What a fucking nigger.


 No.1857556

>>1857550

Did you get flashbacks to the sacking of Rome? Superior manly stormcloaks stealing your women seems to be a theme throughout history.


 No.1857602

>>1857556

That doesn't make his picture wrong though.


 No.1857609

File: 9887c73b4fe4db1⋯.jpeg (180.53 KB, 880x1100, 4:5, C5B541F3-F1EF-48A7-B452-A….jpeg)

>>1857602

About what? Med girls needing viking dick?


 No.1857636

>>1857458

Why do nordicists unironically identify with shit like LOTR and TES and then turn around and cry when you call them LARPers?


 No.1857637

File: 6f0d14c2240f875⋯.png (14.75 KB, 449x497, 449:497, ClipboardImage-11.png)

>>1857636

>unironically


 No.1857638

>>1857637

>we're just pretending to be retarded guys I swear


 No.1857642

File: 3eefab9dc626c60⋯.png (642.58 KB, 940x538, 470:269, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1857638

>N-no, I can't be made fun of!


 No.1857647

>>1857642

Guidos don't have the confidence that comes with being a Nord


 No.1857648

>>1857529

Drill the oil, pay and toil?


 No.1857651

>>1857458

It's funny because in TES I the inhabitants of the Imperial City actually were Redguards.


 No.1857653

>>1857609

HARPOONED


 No.1857655

>>1857642

>I'm not a LARPer I just happen to compare myself to my favorite pop culture fantasy franchises in serious discussions


 No.1857657

>>1857651

Is this some We Wuz shit? I don't recall redguards being even numerous there, but it was ages ago since I last played it.


 No.1857659

File: 30f473f466321ea⋯.mp4 (374.96 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Oh wait you're serious.mp4)

>>1857655

>serious discussions


 No.1857660

File: 4a69e3db042aa4b⋯.jpg (46.95 KB, 605x806, 605:806, 29934892043644d9b5e1658817….jpg)

>>1857655

>serious discussions


 No.1857661

>>1857657

In Arena the NPC sprites running around the Imperial City were identical to the Redguard sprites, yes. I think there's still a thread up on /tes/ somewhere with a screencap of it.


 No.1857663

File: f05900c12c63ca2⋯.jpg (29.82 KB, 222x199, 222:199, 1349926915612.jpg)

>>1857655

>serious discussions


 No.1857668

>>1857659

>>1857660

>>1857663

You might think you're hiding behind six gorillion layers of irony, but Varg is completely sincere when he describes everyone south of Saxony as a "southron".


 No.1857669

>>1857661

Actually, now that you mention it, imperials weren't even a thing in the first game, were they?


 No.1857670

Gotta side with the medspammer here, it's cringeworthy when /pol/ makes political allegories to fantasy and science fiction. It's no different from Star Wars / HP references.


 No.1857673

>>1857669

Das rite my brutha. Da imperial devil crawled outta oblivion in TES III and took away our special minds and powers an sheeit. We wuz emprahs an sheeit mah nigga I ain't bullshittin yous.


 No.1857674

>>1857668

Varg is a living meme, I'm not sure what the point you're trying to make is.

>>1857670

If he doesn't want to be made fun of with TES shit then he shouldn't be calling people "nords", it's cringy as fuck and I can't not make fun of that.


 No.1857677

>>1857636

Why are you LARPing?


 No.1857678

File: bc1e70425e73e1c⋯.jpg (44.88 KB, 359x391, 359:391, 1471778752652.jpg)

>>1857668

>serious discussions


 No.1857679

>>1857668

Yes but Varg is an absolute retard.


 No.1857681

File: c5a3bb89b0b9a58⋯.png (272.03 KB, 1025x687, 1025:687, YqFsRsM.png)

>>1857670

The difference is that /pol/ is behind some layers of irony.


 No.1857682

>>1857674

Nord is a term used IRL for people of nordic culture, TES didn't invent that.


 No.1857683

> Swedish stallions monopolize the med girl market

I think you meant to say German stallions monopolize on the thot market. Stallion porn is big over there


 No.1857684

>>1857681

>layers of irony

This is literally the new "pretending to be retarded."


 No.1857685

>>1857636

Because LOTR and TES identify with nordicism. See? It's the other way round.


 No.1857686

>>1857683

nordups and medups btfo by the hun


 No.1857687

>>1857684

Not really, it's more of an in-joke


 No.1857689

>>1857684

It's only "pretending to be retarded" if you can't reasonably expect the other side to get the irony. Like when imageboard autists go spewing memes among normies and people look them wondering what the fuck is wrong with them.


 No.1857692

File: 452998aa730c636⋯.png (2.76 MB, 1200x1800, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1857682

Yeah, in Skyrim. I've never ever heard it used outside of that context. You could be talking about germanics and nordics, but "nords"? Every time you use it you demolish my sides.


 No.1857696

>>1857683

You're thinking of South America, that's where girls fuck horses.


 No.1857697

>>1857696

All human women are made to serve superior stallion horsecock, monkeyboi.


 No.1857698

>>1857692

>I've never ever heard it used outside of that context.

Yes but you're a 13 year old /v/ crossposter so there's a lot of things you haven't heard.


 No.1857700

File: d91c23f5784bb38⋯.png (115.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, d91c23f5784bb386a8deb8361d….png)

>>1857697

Pls take my jewish gf, master horse.


 No.1857704

File: e35cf0e70962e2e⋯.png (453.75 KB, 460x453, 460:453, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1857698

Whatever you say, BR med crusader, it will never stop being funny.


 No.1857713

File: 92e6974f6f4073b⋯.png (15.87 KB, 286x323, 286:323, 1511103341523.png)


 No.1857717

>>1857704

I'm not even medspammer, in case you couldn't tell by the lack of ebin med memefaces. I'm 100% pure Breton.


 No.1857731

File: b04df0dc47fef16⋯.png (534.4 KB, 960x686, 480:343, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1857717

Honorary nord then?


 No.1857782

File: eda49b62df17abf⋯.png (242.68 KB, 776x669, 776:669, pewdiepie in a dress2.png)

NORDIC POWER


 No.1857930

>>1857493

I can't believe that he actually talks like this in his private life.


 No.1858154

>>1857930

Get typecasted long enough and your life becomes typecasted.


 No.1858432

File: 8a35d4e70c4d519⋯.png (352.51 KB, 1153x648, 1153:648, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1857493

The memes write themselves


 No.1858486

She has a nice tush.

What part of italy is she from?


 No.1858591

File: e43df70a47ad818⋯.png (89.28 KB, 306x366, 51:61, you_fucking_gigga_nog.PNG.png)

>>1857550

>Wops think that day wuz Roe mans an' shiiiiet


 No.1858612

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1857782

The nordic fag vs. the Cad Swiss jew


 No.1858617

>>1858612

lmao based


 No.1860440

File: 3a13d0bff3e199b⋯.gif (60.11 KB, 340x340, 1:1, 900761cf5674ecb5eac052b3da….gif)

>>1860433

>replies to post about /pol/

>posts literally reddit


 No.1860447

File: cd6198df15c65e6⋯.jpg (53.98 KB, 305x309, 305:309, Autism.jpg)

>>1860445

No, reddit.


 No.1860448

>>1857498

Shame is a powerful drug. Also, I would assume newspapers don't pay money for photos that look trashy like that.


 No.1860471

File: 9215ee55c7f6c2c⋯.jpg (138.08 KB, 560x415, 112:83, we live in a society.jpg)

>>1860433


 No.1860479


 No.1860522

File: c4cef5f31d9e76b⋯.jpg (5.34 KB, 205x246, 5:6, f2174427ded79c497def16d9e3….jpg)

>>1860479

Mama mia, she had la spicy pasta for lunch.

*sniffs*

Her odore is la beste.




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