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What are some kinos where Swedish stallions monopolize the med girl market and cuck Guido into settling for nonwhites?


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>Viking raiders cucked pasta niggers again



I don't even need to finish this thought, honestly.


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>this is the average med boy



How do I achieve this bodymode?



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Fuck Niggers


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I can't remember what show I was watching, but it was some cab driver who was talking about guys asking him to take them to prostitutes and he said Italian guys always wanted ladyboys.


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Their boys have the best asses tbh. Even their directors of kinos can't resist boy butt.


Is there a sex tape?



You really want to see De Niro get jumped by that thing?


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The hiding behind papers is just so ridiculous. Why even bother?



So this is the power of the med man.



Why is carrying a purse?



*Why is he carrying a purse?

polite sage for double post



That's all the belongings he had left after the divorce.


pewdiepie is going to get divorce cucked out of his money as well, why else would a woman like that settle for a manlet?



Watch him breed her like crazy, med, Varg style. She will be too busy pumping out children for him to get divorced.


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What a fucking nigger.



Did you get flashbacks to the sacking of Rome? Superior manly stormcloaks stealing your women seems to be a theme throughout history.



That doesn't make his picture wrong though.


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About what? Med girls needing viking dick?



Why do nordicists unironically identify with shit like LOTR and TES and then turn around and cry when you call them LARPers?


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>we're just pretending to be retarded guys I swear


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>N-no, I can't be made fun of!



Guidos don't have the confidence that comes with being a Nord



Drill the oil, pay and toil?



It's funny because in TES I the inhabitants of the Imperial City actually were Redguards.






>I'm not a LARPer I just happen to compare myself to my favorite pop culture fantasy franchises in serious discussions



Is this some We Wuz shit? I don't recall redguards being even numerous there, but it was ages ago since I last played it.


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>serious discussions


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>serious discussions



In Arena the NPC sprites running around the Imperial City were identical to the Redguard sprites, yes. I think there's still a thread up on /tes/ somewhere with a screencap of it.


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>serious discussions





You might think you're hiding behind six gorillion layers of irony, but Varg is completely sincere when he describes everyone south of Saxony as a "southron".



Actually, now that you mention it, imperials weren't even a thing in the first game, were they?


Gotta side with the medspammer here, it's cringeworthy when /pol/ makes political allegories to fantasy and science fiction. It's no different from Star Wars / HP references.



Das rite my brutha. Da imperial devil crawled outta oblivion in TES III and took away our special minds and powers an sheeit. We wuz emprahs an sheeit mah nigga I ain't bullshittin yous.



Varg is a living meme, I'm not sure what the point you're trying to make is.


If he doesn't want to be made fun of with TES shit then he shouldn't be calling people "nords", it's cringy as fuck and I can't not make fun of that.



Why are you LARPing?


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>serious discussions



Yes but Varg is an absolute retard.


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The difference is that /pol/ is behind some layers of irony.



Nord is a term used IRL for people of nordic culture, TES didn't invent that.


> Swedish stallions monopolize the med girl market

I think you meant to say German stallions monopolize on the thot market. Stallion porn is big over there



>layers of irony

This is literally the new "pretending to be retarded."



Because LOTR and TES identify with nordicism. See? It's the other way round.



nordups and medups btfo by the hun



Not really, it's more of an in-joke



It's only "pretending to be retarded" if you can't reasonably expect the other side to get the irony. Like when imageboard autists go spewing memes among normies and people look them wondering what the fuck is wrong with them.


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Yeah, in Skyrim. I've never ever heard it used outside of that context. You could be talking about germanics and nordics, but "nords"? Every time you use it you demolish my sides.



You're thinking of South America, that's where girls fuck horses.



All human women are made to serve superior stallion horsecock, monkeyboi.



>I've never ever heard it used outside of that context.

Yes but you're a 13 year old /v/ crossposter so there's a lot of things you haven't heard.


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Pls take my jewish gf, master horse.


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Whatever you say, BR med crusader, it will never stop being funny.


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I'm not even medspammer, in case you couldn't tell by the lack of ebin med memefaces. I'm 100% pure Breton.


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Honorary nord then?


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I can't believe that he actually talks like this in his private life.



Get typecasted long enough and your life becomes typecasted.


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The memes write themselves


She has a nice tush.

What part of italy is she from?


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>Wops think that day wuz Roe mans an' shiiiiet


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


The nordic fag vs. the Cad Swiss jew



lmao based


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>replies to post about /pol/

>posts literally reddit


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No, reddit.



Shame is a powerful drug. Also, I would assume newspapers don't pay money for photos that look trashy like that.


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Mama mia, she had la spicy pasta for lunch.


Her odore is la beste.

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