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File: e754a025c77e2b5⋯.jpg (296.82 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, Cailey Fleming.jpg)

 No.1859169

Season 9 mid-season premiere tonight!

Who's still watching?

 No.1859173

File: f0004c0943cc542⋯.jpg (49.94 KB, 669x960, 223:320, 6e0461a7a7b11124febb38fffa….jpg)

not me


 No.1859188

This shit still exists?


 No.1859199

>Who's still watching?

That's a very tough question to answer, who is still watching this?


 No.1859204

>>1859169

>The Walking Dead

Who?


 No.1859221

File: c85dfd3fadb12c9⋯.webm (2.48 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Judith & Negan.webm)

Is Negan /Our Guy/?


 No.1859239

>>1859169

The Walking Cunny


 No.1859244

Any nice ass shots?


 No.1859245


 No.1859250

>>1859221

In the zombie apocalypse lil girl's panties are the new currency.


 No.1859263

File: 173aa8a957de29e⋯.jpg (135.34 KB, 1900x950, 2:1, Jeffrey-Dean-Morgan-as-Neg….jpg)

After the timeskip the main cast is:

>Angry bitchy black woman

>Gay man with zero personality

>Lesbian woman with zero personality

>Soyboy black priest

>Fat redditor coward

>Black guy LARPer

>Stronk old lady + son

>Stronk latina woman

>Literally who teenage girl

>Crossbow guy

<Garbage lady (okay character)

<Maggie (actually good character)

<Jesus (okay character)

I'm not a /pol/tard but this was too much even for me. They killed off Tyreese, Glenn and Abraham and took Rick and Negan out of the action. That's every single likeable male character gone and most of the women too. Who am I supposed to root for? The only ones I can root for are the Hilltop group with Maggie and Jesus who are side characters at best. I can only guess this is something to do with the female showrunner.

And this is all on top of the problem it's had since Season 2 - painfully slow pace where nothing fucking happens because it's stretched out to fit 23 episodes. Even with a mid-season break they can't seem to manage keeping things engaging. Negan was the only thing keeping this show afloat and now it's just spinning it's wheels.


 No.1859269

>>1859263

>took Rick and Negan out of the action

Rick is gone? What the fuck is the show even about now if they can't use the comics as a template?


 No.1859272

>>1859263

Jesus

I'm afraid i've got some bad news anon


 No.1859278

>>1859269

strong black womyn that needs no man fighting the alt right. And occasionally a zombie shows up but who cares


 No.1859280

>>1859269

>What the fuck is the show even about

Hot BLACKED lesbian sex?


 No.1859281

>>1859250

They're my currency right now.


 No.1859282

>>1859169

Only the lowest iq normalfags watch this shit.

A snippet of conversation I heard at work:

>watching The Walking Dead every week is so great, you just know you’re watching the greatest Series ever unfolding.

>hell yeah man, do you watch anon?


 No.1859283

>>1859282

>implying you work


 No.1859288

File: 468854b3e4d13bd⋯.jpg (90.16 KB, 500x822, 250:411, first female ever.jpg)

Show tanked so hard they sold their soul to the pedos to even keep going, really makes you feel tired of everything.


 No.1859291

>>1859263

>negan out of action

what do you mean?


 No.1859296

>>1859280

Is it oil scissoring kino?


 No.1859299

>>1859291

Negan was defeated but Rick spared his life and locked him up in jail in the basement.

As of the last episode he escaped but he'd been in there for about 7 years (The show jumped way ahead timeline wise after Rick "died")


 No.1859303

>>1859272

Fucking hell, really? Did they kill him off?


 No.1859307

>>1859299

Not killing negan was the dumbest shit. Dude was pretty much a mass murderer and his followers never fully integrated because they were still hopeful he would come back.

They probably are going to give it a twist that Rick's choice changed Negan and that ultimately saves them, but in reality that isn't how things work.


 No.1859313

>>1859307

>Not killing rick was the dumbest shit. Dude was pretty much a mass murderer and his followers never fully integrated because they were still hopeful about some hokey liberal utopia bs

Agreed.


 No.1859315

>>1859303

Rick blew up a bundle of fucking dynamite sticks on a bridge to wipe out a horde of zombies and was blown to kingdom come while all his friends watched on from the opposite riverbank.

But swerve he somehow survived and was put on a mysterious helicopter that flew him off to parts unknown while his friends all assume he's dead.


 No.1859323

>>1859313

Negan's followers didn't buy into Rick's dream though. The servants did but his soldiers were used to better treatment.

>>1859315

I was talking about Jesus, not Rick.


 No.1859324

>>1859303

Whoops wrong response.

Yeah Jesus was killed by one of the new Whisperer guys in the last episode before the winter break.


 No.1859331

>>1859299

>As of the last episode he escaped

So he's not out of action.


 No.1859336

File: aecfe3de19501b7⋯.gif (1.2 MB, 400x225, 16:9, 1444680526342.gif)

>been buying the comics for years

>went to shit but still buying because my OCD won't let me have an unfinished collection

>last issue was it

>Ungodly stupid and pozzed

>wanted to burn it all

>so much time wasted, just to turn to SHIT

Fuck my life


 No.1859344

>>1859336

What have they done? Is society now rebuilding and in perfect harmony now that so many evil white males are dead?


 No.1859345

>>1859336

I only buy big collected comics, single issues are shit.


 No.1859352

>>1859336

>actually buying comics

>not just reading the trade paperbacks at b&n

lol@u


 No.1859474

>>1859344

Spoilers:

They find a huge settlement with thousands of people. Could have done anything with this new group. Build a society that is special to new world over run by zombies. It would be slightly interesting if they did kill all white males. But what do they do? Rich people run the government and they are assholes. WOW What a unique fucking thing to do. The head bitch is a Hillary Clinton clone, no joke.

Also the head Whisperer guy is killed by the fag

>>1859345

>>1859352

I was buying the paperbacks


 No.1859478

>>1859352

They let you read the whole thing there?


 No.1859482

>>1859169

people still watch this show I thought it died 2 years ago


 No.1859500

File: f6e414709a69d8f⋯.jpg (55.03 KB, 768x433, 768:433, twd_907.jpg)

>Danai Gurira, a breakout star of AMC's The Walking Dead, is exiting the series.

>Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Gurira, who officially joined the series in season three as iconic katana-wielding badass Michonne, has signed a deal to return for her final season of the zombie drama.

>Under her new deal, Gurira will return in a limited capacity described as only a handful of episodes — that will be interspersed throughout season 10

LOL aside from Daryl and Carol who the fuck is left?


 No.1859505

i stopped mid season 3


 No.1859513

>>1859505

What was your breaking point? Didn't like Michonne beating the Governor in hand to hand combat?


 No.1860247

>>1859500

Six seasons too late to be honest. Awful unlovable character.


 No.1860256

File: e0188476dd73df1⋯.jpg (551.77 KB, 952x1440, 119:180, the-governor-rapes-michonn….jpg)

File: 1f12b5fab94f692⋯.jpg (833.25 KB, 980x1500, 49:75, the-governor-rapes-michonn….jpg)

>>1859513

Why didn't they adapt the rape/torture scenes?


 No.1860667

>>1859478

>They let you read the whole thing there?

Yep, you can take a giant stack of books/comics to the cafe area and just read from opening to closing hours. Not sure how they stay in business tbh


 No.1860693

>>1860256

Who the fuck would ever call a sentient being "Michone"?


 No.1860711

>>1860693

niggers


 No.1860714

>>1860256

I remember when the gubnah walked up behind maggie and put his hands on her ass then walked away.

I also remember laughing hard as shit because they treated that as a highly traumatic experience when they could've knocked out two pozzed birds with one menorah by just straight up adapting the comic rape scene and screeching about hwite males.


 No.1860734

File: 11b9ef75ed6a047⋯.webm (745.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1549875590615.webm)

Judith shoots Negan's motorcycle from 200 yards away with a fucking Colt Python

Is this the age of the Stronk Loli?


 No.1860752

>>1860734

>kid asshole

What did she mean by this


 No.1860770

>>1859263

<Garbage lady (okay character)

She's gone.

<Maggie (actually good character)

Annoying character, also gone.

<Jesus (okay character)

Dead.

>


 No.1860816

>>1860734

She has a sexy voice.


 No.1860830

>>1860693

my dogs name is michonne because she is a niggress


 No.1860841

>>1860770

Only a female showrunner could fuck up this show even worse than it already was.


 No.1860857

Carl should have teamed up with Negen and killed all of the main characters tbh.


 No.1860909

The whole show was leading up to a final resolution ending full circle with Rick's relation with Morgan–oh wait lol fuck buildup and fuck payoff everyone dies who cares. Why would anyone waste their time on this shitshow anymore? Its structure that was fairly clear through most of its run has now been made unapologetically clear. It is just torture porn.

Don't invest in any characters, don't invest in any stories, don't invest in any drama, because none of them will ever be resolved and there is no catharsis. Who gives a fuck?


 No.1860922

>>1859283

btfo'ing nerds at /tv/ is my work


 No.1860944

>>1859169

I dropped that piece of shit the literal second they introduced faggots.


 No.1860947

File: 4b423cb434f715a⋯.webm (1.32 MB, 564x720, 47:60, Nacon.webm)

File: 84d7bd83a14c1d7⋯.png (764.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2019-02-11-20h03m3….png)

File: d658f5de20c00e6⋯.png (932.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2019-02-11-20h03m1….png)

Can't say they ain't putting the Nacon on the table.


 No.1861034


 No.1861036

>>1859169

>>1859221

>>1860734

I'm monitoring this thread pedo fucks


 No.1861041

>>1859513

I dropped when governor didn't die in the season finale, that crap had already dragged on far too long. They'd already written themselves into a corner with no possibility of a good story ever happening EVER by that point, now it's been like another ten years of meeting corrupt warlords and regulars dying and getting replaced apparently. Post-TLJ SW levels of who-gives-a-fuck unsalvageability.


 No.1861043

>>1861036

Nobody cares, fag.


 No.1861046

>>1861043

I wish I was hotwheels and had your IP address so I could get my hands on your thread pathetic pedo fuck


 No.1861048

File: 14bdea30a39424c⋯.webm (13.74 MB, 720x404, 180:101, 05764.webm)

>>1861036

aren't we all? 😏


 No.1861053

>>1861046

throat* hands on your throat*


 No.1861077

>>1860256

Because the show governor isn't a filthy fucking bean man.


 No.1861119

>>1861046

Well, you're not and you can't so nyah!


 No.1861123

>>1859263

>>Stronk latina woman

It's funny how she's fucking literally every man at all the settlements. Well every man except Eugene.


 No.1861133

>>1860734

Rick and his magical fucking kids is a surprise to you?


 No.1861146

File: d4e2dce256d4257⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1106x636, 553:318, d4e2dce256d4257dbcac88d6f5….png)

>>1861123

I thought back in Season 5 that she was fucking Abraham because they were both tough no-nonsense survivors. Kind of undermines that dynamic when she just jumps on any available cock.

>>1861133

It's so stupid though. It's like they wrote the part for a teenage Carl and then substituted in his daughter because they killed off Carl. Why is this little girl wandering around with a gun while Carol's older son is still sheltered from any sort of threat?


 No.1861153

I miss Carl


 No.1861164

>>1861048

This show is just trolling the fuck out of its audience at this point.


 No.1861168

File: 613ecc9653d9022⋯.jpg (590 KB, 1280x1600, 4:5, 9b163cc4ad546a40f9f4930a0c….jpg)

>>1861164

I've put up with a lot of shit with this show but they've lost me with replacing Carl with this little kike cunt.


 No.1861213


 No.1861217

File: 7167a115b9ec2e4⋯.jpg (111.21 KB, 960x720, 4:3, françafags.jpg)

Judith is crap, but Karl was absolutely shit as well, only homos that waifued him are pushing this meme of missing Karl.

You goddamn homossexuals and pedophiles die of AIDS already.


 No.1861221

>>1861048

What's with his accent?


 No.1861224

>>1861221

He is gay, its hard to fake a straight accent.


 No.1861242

File: fb9abf71cf2bfa1⋯.png (507.31 KB, 914x594, 457:297, ss.png)

>>1861224

>another gay nazi taking it up the ass

wow i'm shocked (not)


 No.1861254

>>1861242

I just had heard it being said as if it was common knowledge, saw an interview of him and he sounded flamboyant as fuck and assumed it was just an open fact.


 No.1861261

>>1859169

Stopped watching around the time when Rick's potential love interest (the one with a kid and a drunk doctor husband that beat her) got killed off at the end of the season out of the blue, then coincidentally he starts fucking Mishon or whatever- the black one. That was around the time my ex-gf and I broke up, I haven't watched since but I know she's enough of a stupid normie to keep watching it.


 No.1861270

File: ce7e6e56cb564f2⋯.jpg (170.37 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Alexandra Breckenridge.jpg)

>>1861261

Her death was actually a pretty big moment in the comics, Rick tomahawk chops her fucking arm off and leaves her and her son to be eaten alive so he and Carl can escape.


 No.1861275

>>1861242

bikers use kraut symbols on their shit all the time and pretty much none of them are nadsees you retarded freak


 No.1861379

>>1861270

Even still, it started off as a good zombie thriller to watch with friends and devolved into sjw and progressive shit more and more as the show went on, just like everything else that's put out there now.


 No.1861383

>>1861048

This isn't real, right? Like this is a blooper scene?


 No.1861389

>>1861048

That fucking kid has had a more safe and sheltered life that Carl ever did. She acting like that is stupid as fuck.


 No.1861396

>>1861261

>>1861270

>rick murders an educated and upstanding man simply because he wants to fuck his wife

>kills her too when she proves to be more trouble than she's worth

>finally realizes that oil-drilling is the only true path

Rick is undoubtedly /ourguy/


 No.1861399

>>1861396

somebody should make an /ebon/ banner with Rick.


 No.1861401

>>1861396

That storyline was so fucking stupid. That man used to get druk and beat up his wife, and what's their solution? We have to kill him. They don't tell that governor woman or anybody else to look for a good way to handle it. Their genius plan is to piss him off enough so that he does something stupid and then have a "good reason" to kill him and in the process end up destroying the whole family. It's retarded as shit.


 No.1861412

>>1861396

Funnily enough, it was a kike that switched up Rick's love interest, Andrea, with that ugly nog


 No.1861413

>>1859221

Negan is still alive?

They really are turning him in the governor electric boogaloo 2 aren't they?

I only watched until the prison arc ended. season 3 and 1 were the only good seasons.


 No.1861416

>>1859263

Sadly it wasn't a woman who SJW cucked the show this time around but a sad asshole hack known as Scott Gimple.

The new female show runner simply inherited the mess this moron created.


 No.1861418

>>1861416

>The new female show runner simply inherited the mess this moron created.

And she's making it even worse.


 No.1861430

File: 7e40775a9f69db9⋯.png (118.83 KB, 211x241, 211:241, Happy Nigger Icon.png)

>>1861418

You're not wrong.

AMC essentially fucked Chandler Riggs out of a job for the same reason they fired Frank Darabont which is they didn't want to pay him.

Now the show is all about how Judith will singlehandedly save the world grrrlpower horseshit.

Its disgusting.

Wonder when they'll time jump again and introduce her nigger boyfriend?


 No.1861440

>>1861430

I knew this show was trash in the very first season when maggie got yellow fever. Even though daryl and maybe some other whites where right there.

>It's the end of the world let repopulate it hapa hell spawns


 No.1861463

>>1859169

>>1859221

>>1860734

i've never watched the walking pleb before but i think i might start now. just this season, of course.


 No.1861484

File: 8dfa14506bfae5f⋯.jpg (249.87 KB, 960x960, 1:1, Cailey Fleming 2.jpg)

>>1861463

Why the sudden interest?


 No.1861494

I really wish they captured the likely real way people would interact and find value. All these cornball bad guy communes are stupid. Food, guns, slaves, and sex would be traded. The more altruistic or religious types would desire young girls for their fertility to repopulate and to raise into their reborn culture - they may use religion to justify slavery and maybe eugenics. Other less caring groups would want to fuck hot preteen and teens as our most base desires would become normalized in the absence of law and screechy women. Girls and probably unaffiliated asians (docile) would become slaves as blacks violent nature would be hard to manage in the absence or organization. Either way, girls would be high value currency.


 No.1861499

>>1861484

definitely not this heavenly little cutie. my interests are strictly in relation to the plot and that Negan fella.


 No.1861502

Who is this little girl?


 No.1861503

>>1861494

The Road captured that atmosphere pretty genuinely, didn't it?


 No.1861508

>>1861503

Yeah. A little dramatic in places but a great book/movie representing real human nature in a post apocalyptic setting.


 No.1861525

Why didn't Carl get Enid pregnant? I would have within the first week tbh. God damn!


 No.1861534

File: f17398099e1ae28⋯.jpeg (293.75 KB, 1876x1027, 1876:1027, DF0F2EFF-A9C8-4D25-AABF-7….jpeg)


 No.1861535

>>1861525

And they ate the equivalent of tribal africans education wise. Carl would be raping everything.


 No.1861594

>>1859263

Isn't Jesus gay too?


 No.1861600

>>1861048

Why does the kid have a katana?


 No.1861747

How can you fuck up a show as badly as TWD, and still have it on the air?

They kicked Frank Darabont off the show following S1. The guy who directed motherfucking Shawshank Redemption. That's like having a metal band fronted by Lemmy Kilmister and replacing him with someone from an amateur band who has never played in front of more than 200 people.

They had a cut budget for S2, so instead of making less episodes, they centered every single one at a single location.

S3 did the best they could with what they had. I liked it. S4 was acceptable, but I hated how Hershel died and the Governor's eventual death was such a fucking copout. Rick's "they're fucking with the wrong people" was great and set the stage for half of S5's plot to be decent. Unfortunately the search for Beth was such a pointless waste of time considering how they ended it.

S6 is where they begin to jump the shark and you can sense the present era of leftist poison begin to cripple it from within. They killed Jessie and turned Rick into an oil driller. They spared Abraham by having that landwhale take an arrow to the head, then they spared Glenn by having him go on a date with Lucille. Then they killed Glenn anyway. If they had any balls they would've killed Maggie instead. Or Daryl since he's done basically nothing since.

Even S7 - S8 is preferable to this state of monotony they've put this series in now, despite their criminal underusage of Steven Ogg as not-Trevor. The walkers have become such a non-threat that it really is just a soap opera with a chance of death. Killing Carl will never make any sense to me. Killing Jesus will make even less sense.

And now they give us a 6 year time skip, mainly to get caught back up to the present (which is pointless since society has been dead for about 9 - 10 years now in universe), simply because they had no idea on how to deal with the story once Negan had been defeated.

The success of the movies will determine how long this shit continues to go on for. If they'd had Darabont or another respected director instead of the fucking makeup artist from Evil Dead 2, they could have kept the show going for decades.


 No.1861832

>>1861412

wow. surprise, surprise


 No.1861834

>>1861600

So she can slice and dice pedo penis.


 No.1862062

>>1861834

And pop the pieces like Scooby snacks.


 No.1862074

>>1861747

>They kicked Frank Darabont off the show following S1. The guy who directed motherfucking Shawshank Redemption. That's like having a metal band fronted by Lemmy Kilmister and replacing him with someone from an amateur band who has never played in front of more than 200 people.

Agreed. Awful decision.

>They had a cut budget for S2, so instead of making less episodes, they centered every single one at a single location.

Muh adverts really fucked this show up. If the pacing was 1 issue = 1 episode then it would be way more watchable.

>S3 did the best they could with what they had. I liked it. S4 was acceptable, but I hated how Hershel died and the Governor's eventual death was such a fucking copout. Rick's "they're fucking with the wrong people" was great and set the stage for half of S5's plot to be decent.

The problem is pacing. It should've been:

S2A: Farm

S2B: Prison / Woodbury / Governor

S3A: Terminus / Slabtown

S3B: Alexandria / Hilltop / Wolves

S4A: Saviours / Negan

S4B: War with Saviours

There's four seasons here worth of story stretched over eight.

>>1861747

>Even S7 - S8 is preferable to this state of monotony they've put this series in now, despite their criminal underusage of Steven Ogg as not-Trevor.

He was fantastic, I agree. Big difference between the cardboard cut-outs in the new main cast.


 No.1863448

File: a8c48248392209d⋯.mp4 (4.16 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 51704416_2307800712585517_….mp4)




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