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 No.1859429

So this is what kills Disney before even Star Wars IX comes out.

 No.1859431

I miss Bel Air cooypastsa.


 No.1859436

>>1859429

This is a story of how I learned to not poo in the loo?


 No.1859437

File: cf44457cafddc5a⋯.jpg (63.66 KB, 788x654, 394:327, DhEbBCrUcAAR7aF.jpg)

I can't even put into words how fake and weird the genie looks.


 No.1859443

File: 1c9eae198798106⋯.webm (1.46 MB, 716x470, 358:235, What in the blue fuck.webm)

Look at this shit. What in the actual fuck? Someone looked this and thought it was good?


 No.1859445

GENIE

WISHES

LAMP


 No.1859446

>>1859443

WE WUZ JINNS N SHIEEEET


 No.1859447

So you saying, we some sort of Genie?


 No.1859449

Looks like complete shit, but I bet you it makes a ton of money because Arabs and Indians will go see it to stick it to the White man.


 No.1859450

>>1859443

Nobody thought it looked good. 3GCG is a front for a giant money laundering scheme, they just use a small percentage of the dough to actually animate these monstrosities.


 No.1859451

>>1859449

Yeah. Disney will pull the Black Panther shit and say.this is the first Arab movie or some crap like that.


 No.1859458

on the bright side at least robin williams already killed himself


 No.1859462

File: a45780b1e760b47⋯.webm (15.66 MB, 853x480, 853:480, エメラルドの魔法.webm)

>>1859443

?

It looks great. A little uncanny valley because of the super shiny baldness right next to his foreheard wrinkles and his overall head seems a tad bigger than it probably should be, but other than that it's superb! I like th etattoos.


 No.1859466

>>1859458

This contributed to it probably.

>>1859447

We wuz until da white devils stole our majik from us, just like science!


 No.1859497

File: ffdf307996ee317⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 714.48 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 73567.webm)


 No.1859507

>>1859443

I had to mentally prepare myself, but I still wasn't ready


 No.1859516

Did Hollywood outsource special effects to Pajeet?

How did shit get this bad?


 No.1859518


 No.1859521

File: 88af5a96fe71ab3⋯.jpeg (115.6 KB, 592x841, 592:841, Shaq.jpeg)

>>1859429

>>1859443

"Will" it surpass Kazaam?


 No.1859527

File: f12acd71e8afbde⋯.png (648.7 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 3it1r1yckuf21.png)


 No.1859565

File: 0e7a87933d1a543⋯.jpeg (47.83 KB, 672x372, 56:31, 5966d876c357b15c55a56d0e0….jpeg)

>>1859429

Good thing robin willams already killed himself


 No.1859576

File: d7315e135e0a5a8⋯.mp4 (164.5 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Distressed Bird.mp4)


 No.1859581

>>1859443

Why couldnt they just… superimpose his face? That looks nasty


 No.1859586

>>1859527

IT'S A GIANT WILL SMITH


 No.1859594

File: e06e9cb26406c58⋯.jpeg (141.89 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DzFyhICV4AA2WTH.jpeg)


 No.1859603

>>1859443

I work at Disney and we all love it

Fuck off racists.


 No.1859605

>>1859429

>>1859443

Looks like abatapkino is back on the menu


 No.1859609

>>1859449

>Arabs and Indians will go see it to stick it to the White man

Arabs and Indians will go see it because they're even more retarded and consumerist than burgers.


 No.1859683

>>1859609

Arabs will complain Aladdin isn't White enough because arabs are white


 No.1859705

>>1859449

The arabs will probably burn down the theater because they hate being reminded of pre-Islam Arabia.


 No.1859717

>>1859705

Aladdin actually takes place in china


 No.1859719

>>1859717

In name only


 No.1859724

>>1859719

Are you trying to divide China again you white devil? Tibet is Chinese forever.


 No.1859726

File: f96662bc267f902⋯.png (630.95 KB, 1016x768, 127:96, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1859447

>>1859446

The original genie was played by Rex Ingram who put on blackface for the role, so yes, we were genies.


 No.1859730

>>1859726

also Abu (Aladdin) was played for a full darkie Indian


 No.1859732

>>1859443

why is the fresh prince of bel air getting casted in anything besides a cheez it commercial


 No.1859738

>>1859732

He's a scientologist


 No.1859760

File: 7bea515fe5ca0ff⋯.png (7.3 KB, 255x243, 85:81, b4420f3b3a0d0c13cd956e97b0….png)

>>1859429

>>1859443

>>1859527

Once again, this has to be the most fucking disgusting-looking thing I have ever seen in my goddamn life. What a monstrosity. Fuck this world. We have strayed too far from god's light.

Good thing Robin Williams hanged himself before he had to witness this creature mankind created.


 No.1859765

File: 14ae27ad1200846⋯.webm (329.5 KB, 480x360, 4:3, videoplayback.webm)


 No.1859788

Why does the Arabian spirit look like he's not from Arabia? I don't know why they have to give the character a Will Smith-face. It could have worked with a totally CGI computer generated image face and his voice.


 No.1859830

>>1859788

>spoiler

unfunny forced memedup btfo


 No.1860062

File: bf9db7340977a05⋯.jpg (59.59 KB, 478x749, 478:749, 20190210.jpg)

>>1859603

My condolence, Slave of the Mouse


 No.1860063

>>1860062

Thanks, ye who makes 1 millionth of what I make


 No.1860064

File: 0e177f8457f8a48⋯.jpg (107.15 KB, 700x734, 350:367, soy.jpg)

SHOW ME YOUR SOY FACE


 No.1860615

>yakuza is spamming again


 No.1860668

The genie uses niggaspeak, lmfao!


 No.1860681

>>1860063

>anyone at disney other than the yids at the top making money


 No.1860688

>>1859726

>we

nigger


 No.1860779

File: 6e28a1fbb2a0fa7⋯.png (764.27 KB, 600x759, 200:253, 1518021211-1.png)

>>1860064

WAHOOOOOOO


 No.1860823

>>1859443

Avatar 2 looks like shit.


 No.1861317

File: f188c36dd9f7f38⋯.webm (2.58 MB, 400x400, 1:1, When_the_soy_hits_Soyboy_….webm)


 No.1861320

It won't be right without Robin Williams. Won't even be close.


 No.1861326

I really don't mind Will Smith as Genie, it was going to look wonky no matter who they cast, but everyone's costume is just so shit in this thing.


 No.1861327

>>1861326

Yeah I was never gonna watch it anyway.


 No.1861351

File: 776c065885432f3⋯.png (210.16 KB, 618x371, 618:371, hash.png)

>>1861317

>Soyboy_Wii shop music_funny.webm


 No.1861357

File: 561d1341c36d227⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 750.56 KB, 900x1080, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1859429

Couldn't they just make a Genie model like smeagol? the fuck is this shit?

The only good thing that will come from this movie is genie fetishes.


 No.1861363

would've been better with him as jafar and dj jazzy jeff as iago


 No.1861405

>>1860668

this is how 99% of the normie audience will perceive it unironically.


 No.1861411

File: 7ba81e637cbd57a⋯.gif (1.36 MB, 680x510, 4:3, 4oEA.gif)

>>1861405

When will we start operation blueface and say that painting a black dude blue is clearly hiding his race and that's raycis?


 No.1861433

I just realized they are not trying to be funny like Robin Williams was.


 No.1861573

File: 2b6021a2a55e47b⋯.gif (591.56 KB, 375x500, 3:4, Waiting_fox_animatronic_pa….gif)

>>1861351

Are you saying I'm the only one who bothers to tag each and every one of my image files?


 No.1861577

File: 4e04ec468490d8f⋯.jpeg (8.79 KB, 323x235, 323:235, 4e04ec468490d8fad1cc40791….jpeg)

>>1859443

>>1859429

Everyone knows who should have been the genie.


 No.1861603

>>1859429

Looks awful, like everything Disney does.


 No.1861639

>>1861577

I like what I see.


 No.1861698

>>1859446

Well, considering the original story is Arabic and the Genie was basically a slave, it wouldn't be too far-fetched to assume that yes, we wuz genies'n' sheit.


 No.1861701

>>1861577

An entire alladin movie where the genie is just a dancing homosexual with not one single line of dialogue would probably be hilarious


 No.1861736

HOL UP


 No.1861825

>>1859429

Wow, Sims 3 the movie!


 No.1861829

AYO


 No.1861863

File: 7f15db188a9ee0b⋯.png (378.06 KB, 794x807, 794:807, 7f15db188a9ee0b2df045e9537….png)

>>1861573

Motherfucker, you're the only one.


 No.1861898

>>1861698

But it is extremely PROBLEMATIC to say the Arabs had black slaves in vast numbers that absolutely dwarf the Atlantic slave trade…


 No.1861930

>>1861898

The Americans should have cut off their balls tbh.


 No.1863097

>>1859603

>Leftards think they're not racists

>Cast black man as a Jinn (genie), which is a demon.

Kek


 No.1863160

>Still white washed Aladdin and Jasmine

I can't believe the 90's cartoon is more ethnic then the remake. Well they may have pale white skin but at least they kinda have ethnic features.


 No.1863167

File: 9659d961c74e398⋯.gif (2.69 MB, 352x264, 4:3, proxy.duckduckgo.com.gif)

>>1859429

Will Smith's superimposed floating face on the gene's body is "Clutch Cargo" levels of bad.


 No.1863601

We wuz genies and shit 🧞‍♂️


 No.1865896

BIG




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