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So this is what kills Disney before even Star Wars IX comes out.


I miss Bel Air cooypastsa.



This is a story of how I learned to not poo in the loo?


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I can't even put into words how fake and weird the genie looks.


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Look at this shit. What in the actual fuck? Someone looked this and thought it was good?









So you saying, we some sort of Genie?


Looks like complete shit, but I bet you it makes a ton of money because Arabs and Indians will go see it to stick it to the White man.



Nobody thought it looked good. 3GCG is a front for a giant money laundering scheme, they just use a small percentage of the dough to actually animate these monstrosities.



Yeah. Disney will pull the Black Panther shit and say.this is the first Arab movie or some crap like that.


on the bright side at least robin williams already killed himself


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It looks great. A little uncanny valley because of the super shiny baldness right next to his foreheard wrinkles and his overall head seems a tad bigger than it probably should be, but other than that it's superb! I like th etattoos.



This contributed to it probably.


We wuz until da white devils stole our majik from us, just like science!


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I had to mentally prepare myself, but I still wasn't ready


Did Hollywood outsource special effects to Pajeet?

How did shit get this bad?



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"Will" it surpass Kazaam?


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Good thing robin willams already killed himself


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Why couldnt they just… superimpose his face? That looks nasty





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I work at Disney and we all love it

Fuck off racists.




Looks like abatapkino is back on the menu



>Arabs and Indians will go see it to stick it to the White man

Arabs and Indians will go see it because they're even more retarded and consumerist than burgers.



Arabs will complain Aladdin isn't White enough because arabs are white



The arabs will probably burn down the theater because they hate being reminded of pre-Islam Arabia.



Aladdin actually takes place in china



In name only



Are you trying to divide China again you white devil? Tibet is Chinese forever.


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The original genie was played by Rex Ingram who put on blackface for the role, so yes, we were genies.



also Abu (Aladdin) was played for a full darkie Indian



why is the fresh prince of bel air getting casted in anything besides a cheez it commercial



He's a scientologist


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Once again, this has to be the most fucking disgusting-looking thing I have ever seen in my goddamn life. What a monstrosity. Fuck this world. We have strayed too far from god's light.

Good thing Robin Williams hanged himself before he had to witness this creature mankind created.


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Why does the Arabian spirit look like he's not from Arabia? I don't know why they have to give the character a Will Smith-face. It could have worked with a totally CGI computer generated image face and his voice.




unfunny forced memedup btfo


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My condolence, Slave of the Mouse



Thanks, ye who makes 1 millionth of what I make


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>yakuza is spamming again


The genie uses niggaspeak, lmfao!



>anyone at disney other than the yids at the top making money






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Avatar 2 looks like shit.


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It won't be right without Robin Williams. Won't even be close.


I really don't mind Will Smith as Genie, it was going to look wonky no matter who they cast, but everyone's costume is just so shit in this thing.



Yeah I was never gonna watch it anyway.


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>Soyboy_Wii shop music_funny.webm


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Couldn't they just make a Genie model like smeagol? the fuck is this shit?

The only good thing that will come from this movie is genie fetishes.


would've been better with him as jafar and dj jazzy jeff as iago



this is how 99% of the normie audience will perceive it unironically.


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When will we start operation blueface and say that painting a black dude blue is clearly hiding his race and that's raycis?


I just realized they are not trying to be funny like Robin Williams was.


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Are you saying I'm the only one who bothers to tag each and every one of my image files?


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Everyone knows who should have been the genie.



Looks awful, like everything Disney does.



I like what I see.



Well, considering the original story is Arabic and the Genie was basically a slave, it wouldn't be too far-fetched to assume that yes, we wuz genies'n' sheit.



An entire alladin movie where the genie is just a dancing homosexual with not one single line of dialogue would probably be hilarious





Wow, Sims 3 the movie!




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Motherfucker, you're the only one.



But it is extremely PROBLEMATIC to say the Arabs had black slaves in vast numbers that absolutely dwarf the Atlantic slave trade…



The Americans should have cut off their balls tbh.



>Leftards think they're not racists

>Cast black man as a Jinn (genie), which is a demon.



>Still white washed Aladdin and Jasmine

I can't believe the 90's cartoon is more ethnic then the remake. Well they may have pale white skin but at least they kinda have ethnic features.


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Will Smith's superimposed floating face on the gene's body is "Clutch Cargo" levels of bad.


We wuz genies and shit 🧞‍♂️



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