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File: d79516e26159aee⋯.png (522.31 KB, 1045x570, 11:6, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.1859639

>Yo Ayyladdin my main man, let's slay some gypsy puss tonight amirite?

 No.1859653

File: b4420f3b3a0d0c1⋯.png (100.23 KB, 288x274, 144:137, Screenshot 2019-02-11 at 1….png)

>>1859639

Seriously

That had to be the most fucking disgusting-looking thing I had ever seen in my goddamn live. Fuck this world. We have strayed too far from god's light.


 No.1859754

File: 54af7f0f59736f3⋯.png (362.97 KB, 419x610, 419:610, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1859759

File: fd0522d07d15a1a⋯.jpeg (47.2 KB, 648x364, 162:91, DAC43C4E-76E4-402C-8628-B….jpeg)

>>1859639

What a monstrosity. Good thing robin williams hanged himself before he had to witness this creature mankind created.


 No.1859802

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Takes me back to this kino


 No.1859821

>>1859639

What in the holy fuck is this?


 No.1859822

File: 575f90dbaf99196⋯.jpeg (9.18 KB, 302x167, 302:167, images (2).jpeg)

>>1859802

Peter Sellers was born too late.


 No.1859833

>>1859821

Your new genie for the live action Aladdin! Disney's still got plenty of bombs to drop.


 No.1859836

>>1859833

hunchback of notre dame is the next one to get the live action treatment


 No.1859873

File: f14fcb2aaebd0e9⋯.jpg (81.6 KB, 364x500, 91:125, 61SzjR5GgIL.jpg)

>>1859836

I can hardly wait.


 No.1859967

>>1859653

>*God's light

The capital G is important.


 No.1860050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1859639

Beastly


 No.1860089

>>1859639

we wuz geniez n shiiiiet


 No.1860090

>>1860089

we ruled de whole wide world until dem muthafuckin' crackas came out de caves n sealed our blue asses in de lamps n took away de power of melanin


 No.1860117

>>1859836

It's good to know Maisie''s career will extend past GoT of Thrones.


 No.1860150

File: bdd5f2d981e8f69⋯.jpg (28.52 KB, 800x527, 800:527, lion11-800x527.jpg)

File: 382b9082a61bcbb⋯.jpeg (83.51 KB, 780x520, 3:2, you wanna know how i got ….jpeg)

*CHECKMARK*

Yep, that's another childhood destroyed.


 No.1860157

File: 5ee5bd897324855⋯.jpg (105.69 KB, 1200x749, 1200:749, DzH2FXNUUAEBYF6.jpg)

Japan got it right.


 No.1860165

Wasn't there a rumor that they did want to do a more weird design but Will Smith demanded it was just him painted blue? Anywho, it looks like they barely made an effort. It won't bomb because Disney fans are battered wives, that's for sure.


 No.1860168


 No.1860171

File: c597f19761291be⋯.mp4 (552.13 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Genie.mp4)

I'm the Genie from Alladin!


 No.1860173

>>1860171

Less weird than the actual one.


 No.1860174

>I can show you to swirl


 No.1860183

>>1860171

Would pay money to see his 2h performance.


 No.1860186

File: ee40fcf69f81340⋯.jpeg (37.13 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1_WVxQIqUUPkJ8LgijZPFHGA.jpeg)

Appologise.


 No.1860270

>>1860150

>childhood destroyed

found the soyboy


 No.1860271

>>1860186

As I said in another thread, looks like abatapkino is back on the menu


 No.1860280

>>1860117

how sad is it to peak as a child?


 No.1860289

Is he going to respond to Aladdin's final wish with "AWW HAYULL NAH"?


 No.1860290

>>1860289

how much do you think Will Smith was paid for this role?


 No.1860353

>>1860290

Better question is, how desperate was he?


 No.1860360

File: dd054a496808d78⋯.jpg (68.9 KB, 342x482, 171:241, 255196_I-Have-No-Mouth-and….jpg)

>>1859639

Thanks, Bob Iger.


 No.1860361

File: f87d3875df001c9⋯.jpg (48.79 KB, 460x345, 4:3, segment_8839_460x345.jpg)

>>1860353

The final question is, why is he so desperate to the point of being part of Youtube Rewind? What is his JUST?


 No.1860365

File: a341a05a17a1a66⋯.jpg (77.04 KB, 618x412, 3:2, jaden-smith-skirt-faggot-n….jpg)

>>1860361

>his JUST

This, probably.


 No.1860369

>>1859873

How much you wanna bet it'll be a straight white male that plays the hunchback. The female role will be filled by a stronk African female


 No.1860370

>>1860365

wy pipol did this


 No.1860931

File: e5b371a17fb96a8⋯.jpg (79.11 KB, 1279x663, 1279:663, fuck!!!!!!!!!!!.JPG)


 No.1860950

File: a2e6c20febf3199⋯.jpg (44.35 KB, 617x367, 617:367, 1488875062646.jpg)

>>1860369

The original is bad enough, portraying gypsies as sympathetic. Don't kid yourself, nigger. There's a good reason that "I got gypped" and "I got Jewed" used to mean the same thing.


 No.1860961

>>1860950

Why the fuck did you post this disgusting shit?


 No.1860963

>>1860950

bryan singer please get off /tv/


 No.1860970

File: b8b5e3b590aad18⋯.png (832.14 KB, 640x960, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1859639

Miscast as fuck, he should have been Abu.


 No.1860971

File: 141c23b56c1ccee⋯.png (1.07 MB, 608x1070, 304:535, 1377505842071.png)

>>1860961

Welcome to the internet.


 No.1860988

>>1860971

I dont care how you die, I just want to know you are dead.


 No.1860994

File: b4dbaea31ef0b46⋯.png (3.5 MB, 1420x1080, 71:54, nigger do you think this i….png)

>>1860988

I'm dead inside. You want to try and finish the outside job, you come find me.


 No.1860997

>>1860994

>he's a horsefucker

gb2 4ch*n faglord


 No.1860999

File: 03ed828099e8a65⋯.png (9.05 KB, 1980x1980, 1:1, this kills the collectivis….png)


 No.1861028

>>1860365

>that filename

i like your style, anon.


 No.1861039

>>1860365

delete this

t. (((;^%)))


 No.1861062

I hope they cast a white blue eyed blonde to play Jafar


 No.1861068

>>1860157

Why is this so funny?


 No.1861076

File: e6d25752987ad64⋯.jpg (12.5 KB, 474x266, 237:133, just.jpg)

>>1860361

>What is his JUST?


 No.1861140

>>1859653

Never watched Fresh Prince, zoomer?


 No.1861147

File: 73f6b9a69b02331⋯.jpg (187.42 KB, 1751x985, 1751:985, some_BODY.jpg)


 No.1861173

File: 54922a705fc6c9b⋯.png (5.74 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1861147

Straight into the cringe compilation


 No.1861180

File: 130d6510b8c9f43⋯.jpg (120.76 KB, 694x401, 694:401, this isn't my tea.jpg)

I dont even like aladdin, I've always hated that cameljockey horse shit.

This still seems wrong though.


 No.1861182

>>1861147

best image i've seen today


 No.1861214

>>1860361

Multiple reasons as far as i can recollect.

- He almost bitchslapped a creepy touchy faggot in front of cameras

- He was very verbial about his hatred of taxes on French Television.

- His kid is obviously seriously messed up by jews.

As I see it, he is doing his best to not simply be a good shwartz, but the bestest of all schwartzes, in order to avoid more punishment.


 No.1861223

File: 1b04e74a87c54df⋯.jpg (144.82 KB, 500x374, 250:187, ups.jpg)


 No.1861227

>>1859639

Is this a new Viper meme?


 No.1861284

File: 7af03f0950d4498⋯.png (326.63 KB, 800x569, 800:569, jaw_drop_by_gunzcon.png)




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