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>Yo Ayyladdin my main man, let's slay some gypsy puss tonight amirite?


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That had to be the most fucking disgusting-looking thing I had ever seen in my goddamn live. Fuck this world. We have strayed too far from god's light.


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What a monstrosity. Good thing robin williams hanged himself before he had to witness this creature mankind created.


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Takes me back to this kino



What in the holy fuck is this?


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Peter Sellers was born too late.



Your new genie for the live action Aladdin! Disney's still got plenty of bombs to drop.



hunchback of notre dame is the next one to get the live action treatment


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I can hardly wait.



>*God's light

The capital G is important.


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we wuz geniez n shiiiiet



we ruled de whole wide world until dem muthafuckin' crackas came out de caves n sealed our blue asses in de lamps n took away de power of melanin



It's good to know Maisie''s career will extend past GoT of Thrones.


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Yep, that's another childhood destroyed.


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Japan got it right.


Wasn't there a rumor that they did want to do a more weird design but Will Smith demanded it was just him painted blue? Anywho, it looks like they barely made an effort. It won't bomb because Disney fans are battered wives, that's for sure.



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I'm the Genie from Alladin!



Less weird than the actual one.


>I can show you to swirl



Would pay money to see his 2h performance.


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>childhood destroyed

found the soyboy



As I said in another thread, looks like abatapkino is back on the menu



how sad is it to peak as a child?


Is he going to respond to Aladdin's final wish with "AWW HAYULL NAH"?



how much do you think Will Smith was paid for this role?



Better question is, how desperate was he?


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Thanks, Bob Iger.


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The final question is, why is he so desperate to the point of being part of Youtube Rewind? What is his JUST?


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>his JUST

This, probably.



How much you wanna bet it'll be a straight white male that plays the hunchback. The female role will be filled by a stronk African female



wy pipol did this


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The original is bad enough, portraying gypsies as sympathetic. Don't kid yourself, nigger. There's a good reason that "I got gypped" and "I got Jewed" used to mean the same thing.



Why the fuck did you post this disgusting shit?



bryan singer please get off /tv/


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Miscast as fuck, he should have been Abu.


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Welcome to the internet.



I dont care how you die, I just want to know you are dead.


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I'm dead inside. You want to try and finish the outside job, you come find me.



>he's a horsefucker

gb2 4ch*n faglord


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>that filename

i like your style, anon.



delete this

t. (((;^%)))


I hope they cast a white blue eyed blonde to play Jafar



Why is this so funny?


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>What is his JUST?



Never watched Fresh Prince, zoomer?


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Straight into the cringe compilation


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I dont even like aladdin, I've always hated that cameljockey horse shit.

This still seems wrong though.



best image i've seen today



Multiple reasons as far as i can recollect.

- He almost bitchslapped a creepy touchy faggot in front of cameras

- He was very verbial about his hatred of taxes on French Television.

- His kid is obviously seriously messed up by jews.

As I see it, he is doing his best to not simply be a good shwartz, but the bestest of all schwartzes, in order to avoid more punishment.


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Is this a new Viper meme?


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