No.1860025
is Gahoole John Travolta's Irish cousin?
No.1860091
I have to believe these posts are made by Gahoole himself. The alternative is too horrible to imagine.
No.1860098
>>1860091
Gahoole is my friend
No.1860099
>>1860091
>too horrible to imagine
Please elaborate.
No.1860103
>>1860099
He is saying that you are gay and given that you are posting on imageboards, chances are that you are also obese or posses some kind of hideous deformity.
No.1860104
>>1860103
wow bigoted much?
No.1860111
>>1860103
what's wrong with being obese? I swear it's always something. 'amerimutt', 'fat', there's ntohing with with any of these.
No.1860123
>>1860111
Never once did I mention burgerkikes on my previous post.
No.1860143
>>1860111
>Nothing wrong with being a mutt
Being fat is just a health issue, a mutt, however, will always have the mark of dishonor just like a bastard does.
No.1860144
>>1860143
>Being fat is just a health issue
Tell that to dumblr!
No.1860147
>>1860144
tumblr is still a thing? What is this 2007?
No.1860164
>>1860025
First Gahoole post that made me laugh. And it is the eyes that are similar, aside from masseuse preferences.
No.1860349
>>1860147
Hmm…. Twatter then?
No.1860354
>>1860091
It's actually Nicolas Cage
No.1860483
holy shit, I can't unsee it
No.1860488
>>1860025
Gahoole should make some Better Call Saul style video from the store. Like the wolves and sheep scene.
No.1860702
No.1860756
>>1860091
plot twist: patrick is actually schizo and yakuzafag is his headmate fursona
No.1860792
>>1860025
why does he sell the liquid jew?
No.1860800
>>1860025
I was wondering why I was getting such a car salesman vibe from that pic and then I realized it wasn't a car salesman vibe in general but a Nick vibe
No.1860807
I would watch a comfy Licor Store sitcom with Gahoole.
No.1860808
>>1860792
>why would a mick want unrestricted access to unlimited amounts of alcohol.
No.1860810
>>1860807
Wings was okay up until they brought that Helicopter pilot onto the cast. Went to absolute shit and never recovered.
No.1860819
>>1860814
She was a boring cunt and every storyline she was in got dragged down.
No.1860821
Do the other vols get jealous of all the attention Gahoole receives?
No.1860822
>>1860819
Basically, the Emma Watson of the /tv/ sitcom.
No.1860835
>>1860821
I don't feel jealousy but respect, he's brave. Honestly I couldn't do it. I value my anonymity too much.
I love this place but I don't want it to influence my personal life.
No.1860839
>>1860822
Rent fucking free
No.1860842
No.1861007
>>1860792
I'm really disappointed in gahoole for this reason. How do you think Gahoole feels essentially handing out drugs to alcoholics and lonely 70 year old ladies?
No.1861009
>>1861007
Nobody has to live by your fucked up standards, christcuck/pol/.
No.1861015
>>1861009
I'm not a moralfag. It just makes me sad seeing regretful lonely old people checkout with liquor at the supermarket. I can't imagine facing that multiple times every day with a smile.
No.1861020
>>1861009
Enjoy hell then.
No.1861029
No.1861073
>>1861015
>if you buy liquor you must be an alcoholic
the absolute state of amerimutts
i didn't believe a friend when he once told me that in 'murica if you order some whisky at the bar patrons come to talk to you and see if there's anything wrong with you and if you're depressed or something, but now I believe it
No.1861074
>>1861073
there's no difference between drinking alcohol and smoking weed. It's all the same, a short term mind-numbing medicine for coping with depression,
No.1861078
>>1861074
>implying alcoholic beverages are always consumed for its effect
There's a world of difference. There's no point in taking drugs and not getting high, but there's a point in ingesting an alcoholic beverage under the effective dose. It has gastronomical value.
No.1861101
>>1861088
not in the least, actually.
I just have a refined palate.
No.1861102
>>1861101
>not in the least, actually.
>I just have a refined palate.
No.1861105
>>1861102
I'm sorry that you have to be an American and because of that have no culture anon, I really am.
No.1861110
>>1861105
>I'm sorry that you have to be an American and because of that have no culture anon, I really am.
No.1861113
>>1861110
>all this soyboy projection
I have no tattoos, no hipster beard, no earrings, I don't smoke pot, I don't eat soy based products. The guys you're posting are the Americans I imagine bothering my friend at the bar because he dared order one measure of whisky.
No.1861138
>>1861102
>>1861088
>>1861110
imagine being so confused that you'd not only be ok with anyone looking like that, but even do it to yourself.
otherwise the anon you're answering to is (potentially) correct.
You may smoke because you enjoy it, not necesserally because you're an addict (even tough it's still likely).
Just like you may watch movies simply for the enjoyment, rather than for the story.
No.1861524
>>1861078
>pretending to like the taste of whiskey
what a faggot
No.1861646
>>1860025
I would not purchase an alcoholic beverage from this individual.
No.1861902
>>1861524
>pretending
>whiskey
I said whisky. There's a difference.
Jim Beam and other American trash tastes horrible.
No.1861911
>>1861902
Opposite for me. I can't stand the taste of Scotch like Johnnie Walker.
No.1861921
>>1861911
>Johnnie Walker
That's trash. Try Ballantine's.
No.1861945
>>1861911
>>1861902
Why are you pretending you like the taste of spirits? You wouldn't rinse your mouth with whisky for the taste.
And the only spirit that's different is gin and that tastes even worse.
Saying you like like to taste whisky is the same as saying you like sucking your employer's dick. It makes no sense unless you have some weird fetish around it.
>>1861921
>differentiating between brands
I bet you're one of those fags who says he tastes the difference between double and triple distilled.
No.1861950
>>1861945
I don't like it. I keep whiskey around for those occasions when I want to have a drink without risking becoming an alcoholic.
If I keep beer or wine around, I tend to drink all of it.
No.1861974
>>1861945
How can you like anything at all if you can't differentiate Johnnie Walker from Ballantine's?
Ballantine's is smooth as fuck.
Why are you pretending you know anything at all? I even put whisky on my dessert sometimes.
Go to a liquor store and buy an airplane bottle of Ballantine's, then tell me if you still think whisky tastes bad.