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A /tv/ joint.


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time to dox you and ruin your life, tbh



Leave that oinker 🐖alone, nigger! 👩🏿‍🦲




Leave that oinker 🐖alone, nigger! 👩🏿‍🦲




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Around blacks never relax, fellow oinkers.


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>Gahoole shits on Pigposter for wanting to be a mod and save the board

<Turns out he is physically fitter, happier, funnier, more creative and better at being an e-celeb than Gahoole

Gahoole on suicide watch


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The fuck is that trash. I'm not kiding I want to punch you.

You fucking retard loser gonna destroy /tv/





This time to remove that faggot.


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t. delusional nigger thinking there's just the one pigbro


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Salute, for the brave oinkposters of the world!





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Can't have kino without oink.


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Vpn fucking bitch.


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I don't need to use a vpn to btfo niggers on the internet.



was David Bowie dupping that Dupanese man?


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You are still a loser with no job.


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imagine deriving so much of your identity and sense of worth from what you do to earn money that you are instinctively triggered by the mere existence of NEETs, there are over 8 billion human beings in the world, the planet doesn't need or want us, so we decide to take it easy instead of contributing to a society which despises us

take the NEETpill


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Execution is good, but seems like you ran out of ideas or didn't had one to begin with. I guess that is the nature of shitposting.

Could have been about rediscovering how people shitposted before the internet.


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What a fucking pathetic faggot. Nature need to remove weak " man " like you.


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>spending the majority of your existence helping to make kikes richer in hopes of attracting a loyal wife with slightly higher salary despite being discriminated against in education and in the workplace instead of just being a NEETChad


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holy shit

now this is advanced kino

was part of it filmed in the zone of the fires?

You make this board proud



I had more jokes to begin with, but the rain ruined the shots. It was basically more of the same though, a concrete wall with "Who Dups the Dupmen" painted on it, stuff like that. You're right that it could have been better if I spent more time on it, though. I wish I had actual actors and sound equipment to work with. A better camera as well, but I'm a poor NEET, so I can't afford anything.


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Never make capeshit, fren. Porn is a better way out.


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>was part of it filmed in the zone of the fires?

Yeah, in the Cleveland National Forest. Here are some pics I took while the fire was raging.


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Nothing wrong with being a wagie as long as you don't delude yourself into thinking it's an amazing existence or start thinking you are above NEETs



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No job no wife.


Porn is for faggot.



No, I'm just speaking out of wagie angst. The people I benefit with my work are assholes, the state steal a big chunk of my salary to fund the replacement of my people and I barely have any spare time to practice my hobbies in. The only thing you're lacking as a NEET is marriage stability, but that's not guaranteed if you're a wagie either. It's like that thing Tucker was talking about.


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It's a short, he did well. You couldn't make a feature with this material alone but as a short it works very well.

If it wasn't chock-full of in-jokes I'd tell him to submit it to some film festival.


Dude, this is fine work. It was tight, it looked great, the script was good. And say what you will about your camera but it looks awesome too. Did you do color grading or something?


Good stuff. I love that you seized the opportunity.


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Last 60 seconds are the best. I like the idea of /tv/ manifesting itself in actual videos and content.



>I'm a poor NEET

I hate you califag and I hate most of the western NEETs, you don't know what poverty means. I'm a NEET in soviet bloc and I live in squarlor, I don't even have my own room let alone a house as nice as yours. I don't have a camera or any mobile device, I have no income and only a few hundred bucks left in savings. I should be desperate to go and wageslave but I haven't worked a single day in my life and I don't plan on changing that. You don't know what real commitment to this lifestyle is like when your parents wagecuck for real income instead of peanuts or when your government readily gives you autismbux. I hate your from the bottom of my heart, amerimutts.



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Reminder that this is the year of the pig


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Best vol right here tbh.


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M8, if I could ensure all NEETs live comfortably I would, but I have no power over that. Hating me because I got slightly luckier is like a guy with downsyndrome hating autists because autists are better off than him on some abstract level. The whole universe is just a dice roll, there will always be someone worse off than you or I. The best we can do is try to help lift eachother up. America is probably going to collapse within the decade, though.

Also, I've tried to get work at every place in walking distance, no one wants to higher me. I've only ever done volunteer work.




lol, I mean hire.



This is some shit Neil Breen would be jealous of. Where the fuck did you meet him and how much did you pay him to study under him? I love it OP.



At least I'm not a pajeet shitting in the Ganges and looking for a girlfriend on /cow/ right? I won't join your soyboy club because I eat pork almost every day. There's better NEET pets than pigs too.


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>Neil Breen would be jealous of

Now that's a praise too high, I could never hope to reach the level of such a brilliant auteur.



>At least I'm not a pajeet shitting in the Ganges and looking for a girlfriend on /cow/ right?

kek do they actually do that?

>I won't join your soyboy club because I eat pork almost every day.

I agree with this but despite being a vegan OP deserves our utmost respect as a poster and filmmaker. Reminder that pigs are omnivorous.

>There's better NEET pets than pigs too.

Reptiles and amphibians are disgusting tbh.


lmao nice

First time I learn of his existence tbh

Did you study film at some point?


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adding to the compilation

the cringe compilation



>Did you study film at some point?

No, I wish. That would have been cool. I followed the most retarded path possible after highschool, took a few community college classes, dropped out, enlisted in the Army, quit, NEETed it up, did some volunteer work at animal shelters and sanctuaries for a bit, and now I'm back to NEETing it up.



Why don't you capply for ICE, being a commiefornian and all that?




SOrry, I meant border patrol





the virgin gahoole




There are plenty of worse paths, you're just impossible to satisfy.


>oinkuck is an anti-gun wannabe vol that also roleplays as a cop

/cow/ tier



>oinkuck is an anti-gun

No, not even close

>roleplays as a cop





>use spears instead lol

t. u




>he believes there's only one oinkposter

lmaoing@your life



Lol, what are you talking about?



He probably thinks you're the former NEET copanon



roleplaying NEET copanon lol



No, but there's only one faggot wannabe vol






The vol ITT isn't the oinkuck.




wow, you have it all figured out

how do I become more like you?



Become a NEET and find any reason to shitpost at people you hate with a passion whether they're actually in the thread or not.


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Imagine taking /tv/ this seriously. Now imagine being so wrong that you unironically make this post. icerrata /cow/tist tier shit tbqhfampai


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wakey wakey



nice edit done in paint



If I told him who started pigposting he'd shit bricks. But I won't do that, the original oinkposter's secret is safe with me.




Where'd you get this footage? Is this a LEAK?! Holy shit anon, be careful where you post this.






Simply posting pigs doesn't make you oinkuck faggot

I've pigposted before too tbh




damage control, we all saw your tantrum wannabe


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I want to apologize.

Look like you are not the mod of yesterday.



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Nope, vpns are easy



Want me to tell you how I know you're a newfag?


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He's the shitposter /tv/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll dab on him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our janny. He's a silent goyim. A watchful pigtector. A Dark NEET.



asian cuckoldry?



>adidas tracksuit

she knows her audience well



He's my favorite poster.


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One would imagine so



Nice copout, oinkuck



If it's not Zach you're really over-selling your hand.


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Does anyone know the real name of the mygf girl?



The original oinkposter is the leftypol tranny?


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Well if it's zerosugar that's even funnier



are you a new vol or what?



Absolute kino. I'm starting to believe the neetchad meme.



nvm, I found it, got a my gf video coming tomorrow

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