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 No.1860602

Post movies that are cringefests

 No.1860610

File: b0f34aec52336cf⋯.jpg (62.46 KB, 488x488, 1:1, the nigger awakens.jpg)


 No.1860614

File: 67ee7e56eabe1e1⋯.jpg (124.32 KB, 675x1000, 27:40, don steal.jpg)


 No.1860616

This movie is interesting to me because it's really well put together, and yet none of the characters feel like actual people, their version of LA is some sort of fantasy land akin to La La Land with Ryan Gosling, and it largely feels like an excuse to put a bunch of famous actors in one place. All of that would be fine if it was 100% a comedy, but then there are moments where the movie seems to be saying that it's actually being serious about what it's saying, and that the humor is just comic relief and not the whole thing.

There were MDE sketches that were intentionally surreal that wrung more true than this movie.


 No.1860623

>>1860616

>none of the characters feel like actual people

That means the script is shit.

>their version of LA is some sort of fantasy land

Of course they won't show how it actually is…

>an excuse to put a bunch of famous actors in one place

Because the script is shit and the setting is unrealistic, they hire expensive names to lure people into the cinemas.

>All of that would be fine if it was 100% a comedy, but then there are moments where the movie seems to be saying that it's actually being serious about what it's saying

That means the script is shit.


 No.1860634

Babby Driver is one of those movies you can enjoy for free, but would hate yourself for handing over even a dollar to see it in a theater, much less $10+


 No.1860641

>>1860634

>one of those movies you can enjoy for free

<implying torrent sites are non-existant


 No.1860642

File: b5a3d3091ffdf54⋯.jpg (32.18 KB, 300x420, 5:7, 2007 was a cursed year.jpg)


 No.1860645

>>1860641

I don't know how you took that away from my post at all.


 No.1860647

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1860642

>Billy Bob Thorton

master of cringe


 No.1860648

File: 56e93b200ef7d4a⋯.jpg (4.32 MB, 1382x2048, 691:1024, MV5BMTUwNjUxMTM4NV5BMl5Ban….jpg)


 No.1860650

File: ec90545ca1b8a25⋯.jpg (4.64 MB, 1382x2048, 691:1024, MV5BMjMxNjQ5MTI3MV5BMl5Ban….jpg)


 No.1860652

Every american film in existence. unironically

British films counts too.


 No.1860664

>>1860650

sounds like foreskin


 No.1861366


 No.1861372

>>1860647

you don't like his recent tv stuff?


 No.1861384

>>1860602

>kickass movie

>war dogs

>nu SW

>Harry Potter after 3rd year

>cape shit especially aquaman, cap america, ghost Rider

>the office, parks n rec and other soy shows

>that Natalie Portman fungus movie with the shimmer


 No.1861408

>>1860650

Holy shit, this fucking movie. Literal pozzvision


 No.1861498

>>1861384

>Kick-Ass

Why?


 No.1861550

>>1861384

>>kickass movie

>>war dogs

You don´t know what the fuck you´re talking about. You really think adapting the Kick Ass comic would´ve been good? Really? One of the most edgiest fucking comics MM ever made (and that´s saying something)? I dislike the Walking Fridge more than anyone, but it was okay. Not bad, not great, just an enjoyably edgy teenie action flick.

And War Dogs was kino, fuck you.


 No.1861578

File: 7e653b7be7b8236⋯.jpeg (587.18 KB, 1920x1195, 384:239, AFB8696D-762A-4B92-BF39-B….jpeg)

If someone like this its a perfect indiactor they are an incel who jerks off to toddlercon


 No.1861610

>>1861550

>>1861384

there was some kind of indie movie ripoff kick ass that existed before the actual licensed movie with the guy from the office and ellen page thats more true to the comic in tone


 No.1861667

>>1861610

Super? Nah, that was lame. The first movie was enjoyable, the second one, while hugely triggering my canon autism, was also okay, not as edgy, more flick-y and far more positive in tone.

Fuck that carpetmuncher Page. Can´t believe I ever liked her roles.


 No.1861676

>>1861610

>ripoff kick ass that existed before the actual licensed movie

How can it be a ripoff, if the thing it ripped off didn't existed in any form? Kick-Ass the movie and the comics were made at the same time…

>>1861667

>the second one

That failed because they've dismissed the first one's director and asked some talentless asshole to finish it.

>Fuck that carpetmuncher Page. Can´t believe I ever liked her roles.

Until she came out, she did some good stuff. The Tracey Fragments, Whip It, etc.


 No.1861685

>>1861676

>That failed because they've dismissed the first one's director and asked some talentless asshole to finish it.

Huh, I didn´t know that. Sure explains why the characters were suddenly so different. And why they killed off Dr. Super Turk, still mad about that.


 No.1863411

>>1861676

>Whip It

dude, that movie is basically her coming out, the only chicks who roller derby are dykes


 No.1863425

File: 41eb1bf40e206e7⋯.jpg (144.68 KB, 759x1143, 253:381, oink.jpg)

>>1863411

>her coming out

>features a romantic subplot with a guy and they kiss a lot

I'm not so sure.


 No.1863428

>>1860648

*sigh*


 No.1863434

>>1861578

Eh, it was okay. Visually stunning, Gooseman was a real human bean, but the plot was retarded.


 No.1863438

>>1863425

Fuck, why do I always like girls that inevitably turn out to be lesbians? Tomboys, mousy chicks, goths, all of them. Crazy.


 No.1863444

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>>1863425

>theres no way that guys a fag, he had that hit movie where he was young guy who wanted to be a dancer who spent all his freetime going to 1970s New York Dance Clubs

yeah, okay

**tfw you will never have a 3 way with ellen page and


 No.1863449

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>>1863425

>>1863444

fuck, my point is I would do unspeakable things both those women


 No.1863456

File: 59ae94162522a1d⋯.jpg (740.6 KB, 2025x1927, 2025:1927, hidden-figures-poster-e148….jpg)

I can never not laugh at rl female pepe


 No.1863461

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 No.1863462

They look like garbage women.


 No.1863471

>>1863456

they plain just make shit up in this fucking movie and it doesnt seem to bother anyone to essentially demonize NASA for behavior that was never practiced there, basically all tech companies from the era IBM, JPL, AT&T Honeywell were about as non-racist as could possibly be back then without going into self loathing white guilt territory of today, yet NASA signs of on shit like this


 No.1863475

>>1863449

She has some movie where she fucks a cute Spanish actress a lot, but it's some feminist crap.


 No.1863478

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>>1863475

dont care at this point, boner has taken control


 No.1863511

>>1860602

"Inspiring" Cuckywood movies.


 No.1866336

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1863511

Like Cool Runnings?




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