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File: dbc3c9c46995cbe⋯.jpg (508.87 KB, 810x960, 27:32, buttdouble.jpg)

 No.1861099

For when you are too lazy and entitled to do a few workouts for your insanely huge Marvel paycheck so they just hire another woman who is actually in shape to fill in for you.

 No.1861103

She has the exact body type I love though, shame she sounds like a cunt.


 No.1861106

File: 02ee7dfdca0b2f6⋯.jpg (124.83 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Kingsdancers.jpg)

lol


 No.1861111

Having an ass that flat sounds more like a legitimate medical condition really.


 No.1861114

>>1861103

>She has the exact body type I love though

same


 No.1861116

File: aa1bdde1866040b⋯.jpg (114.04 KB, 765x765, 1:1, trump cunt.jpg)

>>1861103

her face is cunty too


 No.1861120

>>1861116

Why are women so lewd?


 No.1861130

File: 9747dcbc6f37c96⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 988x1500, 247:375, femidups btfo 1.jpg)

File: a590952999a6a73⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 988x1500, 247:375, femidups btfo 2.jpg)

I kind of miss when super heroes weren't overtly anything other than lowbrow entertainment for children and teenage boys. It being a national passtime has made it all so bland, like a public school mandatory assembly. Say what you will about Suicide Squad, at least it was lowbrow bullshit with absurd visuals as comic books are meant to be.


 No.1861131

File: d5a96ac1a6bb21d⋯.jpg (100.67 KB, 970x545, 194:109, prattevans.jpg)

>>1861103

>>1861114

I don't think she has a bad body at all. But it does demonstrate a double standard when the male heroes look like pic related. That takes at least a year of committed lifting, they look like they are straight out of the pages of a comic book. Meanwhile Captain Marvel looks like a normal plain jane because they don't want to scare away women by making her too athletic.


 No.1861135

>>1861120

>lewd

The word you're looking for is empowered. Having no tact, respect, or grace is empowering and brave.


 No.1861141

File: 515568d9850c2a4⋯.png (623.17 KB, 464x477, 464:477, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1861099

I wonder if this was before or after this pic circulated.

>>1861131

A lot of male actors just stay in pretty good shape all the time so they can get shredded faster.


 No.1861144

>>1861130

>Beaten bloody before inadvertandly being informed of her status as /cuckqueen/

Jeeze, I've seen Peter go through the ringer before but I didn't know the cuck buck got passed around.


 No.1861148

>>1861131

>That takes at least a year of committed lifting

You don't get shit like that by just 'lifting'


 No.1861152

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1861154

>>1861148

He said at least.


 No.1861165

>>1861154

Shut the fuck up, I'll pay attention to or ignore whatever words I want in order to change the context of the post I'm replying to entirely so I can shitpost.


 No.1861170

>BUTT DOUBLE

It's called a

STUNT BUTT


 No.1861171

File: 1d8b88b2809d146⋯.jpg (208.05 KB, 1220x1220, 1:1, volleyballgirls.jpg)

>>1861148

Yeah, that's my point. The male heroes in these movies have bodies that you only get from strenuous physical activity, extreme diets and most likely some adulterants too. Where is the female equivalent? I'm not even asking for big tits, wide hips etc. that not all women will possess, just a strong athletic woman (pic related) who actually looks like a superhero and not like a cashier.


 No.1861175

>>1861171

Somebody who doesn't need a stunt butt? Maybe you should ask the jews.


 No.1861181

>>1861171

>Wanting to use her ass as shelf space

Faggots elude me, heard a nigger say "boi u could bounce a quarter off that" and to this day maybe a decade later I still have no perception or clue in what you lads see in an overly large ass.


 No.1861183

>>1861181

>calls people who like female feature faggots

got you pegged for one, now.


 No.1861194

File: 3a4ed101cbe00a5⋯.jpg (63.66 KB, 516x546, 86:91, aaa2bfba7584f404077b5a99e7….jpg)

>>1861183

>Female features

Structural foundation isn't feminine


 No.1861198

>>1861194

Nobody's posting the novelty worthy shit you are, you're just derailing the thread and looking for a fight. You're a piece of garbage and you still come out of this looking gay assuming you're even the same guy.


 No.1861201

>>1861198

>Mad some faggot on an anonymous imageboard called him a faggot

>Looking for a fight on /tv/

I don't even know how I got here, are all of you pussies or just when I use generic terminology like "lads" or "overly large" faggot?


 No.1861206

>>1861201

assdups btfo by paranoidup


 No.1861208

Or black widow even being allowed on the team. She runs in behind Thor and Hulk to take on a squad of trained mercenaries with guns. She doesn't use a gun but instead Rey Mysterios the squad like they were PubG bots.

She has no place in the role the movies made for her.


 No.1861219

File: f27574a2fb20d0a⋯.jpg (68.8 KB, 1080x784, 135:98, f27574a2fb20d0a19640fcc6f1….jpg)


 No.1861222

>>1861219

WHAT IS?!


 No.1861234

File: 99e3ddcc888842a⋯.jpg (31.96 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Yep.jpg)

>>1861222

DAT ASS.


 No.1861240


 No.1861244

File: 21e388c73806f25⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1080x784, 135:98, Dakn Crigne.png)

>>1861240

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 No.1861247

File: 4721ab7c410f141⋯.mp4 (904.76 KB, 640x682, 320:341, ohyesyesyes.mp4)

Seriously though, how do you go from this


 No.1861248

File: 423254dc0fba62e⋯.mp4 (693.75 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ohnonono.mp4)

…to this?


 No.1861253

>>1861248

You become a feminazi. That shit makes all girls JUST.


 No.1861263

why are white women being forced to adopt black beauty standards?


 No.1861264

>>1861263

Because the white man's fetish is oil drilling.


 No.1861266

>>1861264

considering wms have the highest smv and bfs the lowest, i don't think that's true


 No.1861267

File: 1d66699b9ee6980⋯.jpg (66.99 KB, 331x586, 331:586, djt.jpg)

File: 87c9ab362d490ee⋯.jpg (143.41 KB, 703x703, 1:1, THICC.jpg)

File: 4e87c3d7af66689⋯.jpg (101.8 KB, 800x694, 400:347, thicc1.jpg)

We might have found a new line of work for Drumpf once he's out of office.


 No.1861273

File: a036d69546b6183⋯.png (89.92 KB, 221x200, 221:200, braap.PNG)


 No.1861277

>>1861263

There /pol/ goes again, defending white women against the online meanies. Maybe Brie will fuck you if you defend her honor some more.


 No.1861280

File: 0ea112efe41e1b6⋯.jpg (190.48 KB, 762x785, 762:785, 0ea112efe41e1b6f52d4c643b2….jpg)


 No.1861281

>>1861267

dup btfo


 No.1861285

>>1861281

You're the dup now, motherfucker


 No.1861286

>>1861285

Can't no u what you are, dup, and you're btfod


 No.1861290

>>1861277

man, who in the–i say–who in the hell is "brie"?


 No.1861291

File: 716278ebd063ec0⋯.mp4 (4.11 MB, 720x900, 4:5, Brie Push.mp4)

She actually works out very hard, but she is a retarded and doesn't know how to do it right.


 No.1861294

>>1861286

Aren't you busy being btfo, dup? You shouldn't talk.


 No.1861329

What's with this sudden influx of cuckchannelers? What did that chink do now?


 No.1861332

>>1861291

This is probably one of the most pathetic videos I've ever seen.


 No.1861348

>>1861329

>sudden influx

Where have you been for the past 4 years?


 No.1861349

>>1861348

There's a shit lot more in the last couple of days.


 No.1861356

>>1861349

Gearing up for that election cycle. Got to agitate the goyim so Jim can sell his services to russia.


 No.1861364

>>1861099

This movie is apparently coming out in less than a month.


 No.1861402

>>1861131

>what are roids

Both male and female actors take them


 No.1861406

>>1861402

Looking like that requires a lot of work and dedication, not just injecting some hormones in your ass


 No.1861409

>>1861406

It's literally their job to look like that. They have dozens of personal trainers and doctors who ensure they look like that. Stop acting like it's incredible for millionaire actors to look good.


 No.1861410

>>1861099

Face it capefags Infinity war should have been the last movie with the best ending.


 No.1861425

File: 7c22c451662b671⋯.jpg (86.45 KB, 508x591, 508:591, bluescreen1_lg.jpg)

>>1861131

>>1861141

Two concepts:

-Despite all SFX, men (super)hero physics are usually very real. Cape, spartans, even Tom Cruise stuff filled with CGI feature very real bodies. From Arnold Schwarzenegger to Mel Gibson, showing your butt was a matter of pride.

Resorting to a double is a shame and the fact they are trying to hide it and not including in the making of documentaries confirms it.

- He-Man vs Barbie. The stereotype where men will unconsciously want to achieve a better body while women will just attack and hate anyone who looks better than her. Butt double will not be a part of the Gurl Power marketing strategy and I'm not sure we'll ever see her face.


 No.1861464

File: 74ecff9fb6911ac⋯.jpg (221.14 KB, 640x960, 2:3, dcydath-82025c39-3c97-4783….jpg)

At least she has huge boobs


 No.1861470

>>1861099

she's also too lazy and entitled to learn how to act.


 No.1861474

File: e8194e4c20975e8⋯.jpg (20.07 KB, 519x422, 519:422, humanity_gone.jpg)

>>1861291

>trying to grow glutes

>does exercise that blasts quads and calves almost exclusively

>struggles to execute it poorly

What an embarrassment


 No.1861476

>>1861474

>struggles to execute it poorly

So she did it well?


 No.1861478

>>1861131

This is why men get paid more. They put more effort into the roles.


 No.1861481

>>1861291

But it's going downhill.. the driver is sits on the breaks.


 No.1861488

>>1861248

Thats gross


 No.1861501

>>1861291

tbf her personal trainer is clearly either a retard or a swindler (or both) if he's telling her to do the wrong shit the wrong way


 No.1861530

>>1861267

Never working, always twerking


 No.1861606

>>1861099

She's still the first Cuckywood female character! So inspiring and eye opening!


 No.1861763

>>1861410

I look forward to seeing how brainless will try to pretend Infinity War is still a good movie when the next one ressurects all the characters who "died"


 No.1861784

>>1861425

>Men see the mountain top and know they must climb it to elevate themselves

>Women see the mountain top, declare it oppressive and state that where they're at right now is the new "mountain top"


 No.1861785

>>1861474

I mean for a nicer ass wouldn't squats be enough?


 No.1861799

File: 524c0bf87a7a6dc⋯.jpg (44.07 KB, 600x900, 2:3, hunter-mcgrady-feet-13-pho….jpg)

>>1861785

she could just eat a few big macs and become more attractive


 No.1861808

File: 623cdbf6e5713d3⋯.png (368.21 KB, 552x627, 184:209, 58903550379f57191313d2fe00….png)

>>1861785

Hire a Brazilian fitness trainer, they are masters of the butt.


 No.1862712

File: 48d2502b4c40966⋯.jpg (106.09 KB, 717x960, 239:320, You Have Chosen Poorly.jpg)

>>1861785

>wouldn't squats be enough?

Sure. Or sprints. Or boxjumps. Or hill runs. Or stairs. Even the legpress machine would offer better glute activation. There's a multitude of ways, high impact, zero impact and anywhere inbetween that she could build an acceptable physique for the role. Or fuck if she just turned herself around, put her hands on that bumper and pushed while facing forward instead of backward she could keep the dumb "look I'm pushing a car" gimmick if her publicist is so goddamn married to the concept. Plus that way she'd actually get some shoulder girdle, core and hamstring activation at the same time.


 No.1862715

>>1861799

Dear lawd I wish she would brap on me.


 No.1862782

>>1862712

My apologies random /fit/izen, I forgot how painful it is for people who genuinely care about their body to be reminded of how know-nothing out of shape chumps get cheered on by the masses over crappy form and overhyped promotion.


 No.1862832

File: 1e123dff01419f5⋯.gif (1.57 MB, 800x491, 800:491, 23.gif)

>>1861099

>>1861141

>>1861248

>>1861291

I can see why she became a feminist.


 No.1862836

File: 1eb78f5374e83d8⋯.jpg (87.8 KB, 800x999, 800:999, 1eb78f5374e83d8da827418c53….jpg)

>>1861248

>tfw I have a meatier ass than her


 No.1862842

she seemed fit in a few movies. even in scott pilgrim she looked good.

what happened? did she get just'd by a chad actor or something?


 No.1862854

>>1861247

>>1861248

I like picking on her because she's a feminist cunt and capeshit sucks but I like that bodytype

YIKES


 No.1863030

File: 669541c3e7510ad⋯.jpg (121.96 KB, 1199x1600, 1199:1600, jlaw.jpg)

Miss me yet?


 No.1863038

>>1863030

When's her next movie and will she be nude with Emma Stone?


 No.1863047

>>1861131

The problem is that muscle and fat are zero-sum in a woman. If she works out to gain an athletic physique her boobs are going to vanish and her butt (while it will be as hard as steel) will be much flatter than a black girl who eats lots of fried chicken and has never looked at a dumbbell.


 No.1863060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1863047

>If she works out to gain an athletic physique her boobs are going to vanish and her but

*smashes your dumb theory between her thighs*


 No.1863068

>>1863038

>wanting to see J-law nude

you must be new here


 No.1863088

>>1863068

Better body than Watson.


 No.1863096

>>1861116

So a cunt is a puddle of rainwater in a pothole during a summer drizzle


 No.1863102

>>1862712

>>1861785

squats actually aren't enough on their own, she'd have to do a mix of squats, lunges, and probably some barbell glute bridges

also lying hip extensions for wider glutes


 No.1863103

>>1862712

oh, and no, lots of cardio (running/sprinting at least) doesn't give great glutes. maybe biking?


 No.1863108

>>1863047

which is why she could just do a ton of leg/core workouts and build muscle without losing fat

it's not terribly difficult, and she would only have to maintain 2,000 calories to build muscle without gaining too much fat.

if she focuses on compound lower body work, all the muscle goes straight to the posterior chain


 No.1863132

File: 7c855c150b6ba6e⋯.jpg (56.95 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, s-l1000.jpg)

I was expecting this, not Brie Larsen


 No.1863154

>>1861106

Who is this?


 No.1863156

File: 8540acd59f63a9e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.24 MB, 800x2650, 16:53, Full Body Compound Curl.jpg)

>>1863103

>lots of cardio (running/sprinting at least) doesn't give great glutes.

Sprinting sure the fuck does. Ignoring the fact that the 100m sprint is arguably the most plyometric activity humans engage in, look at sprinter's physiques and their exercise regimens. Sledwork, and medium weight oly lifts fills the majority of training they do outside of actually practicing sprinting.

But by now we're getting into the weeds on this. The point is she either didn't prep at all for the role outside of retarded promotional shoots like the jeep push to impress normalfags, or her training team is completely incompetent. She could have spent 5 hours a week for a couple months doing literally anything and ended up with substantially better results than what we see here.

Pic related. I'd bet money 5 hours a week for 2 or 3 months swing curling in the squatrack would have had her well on her way.


 No.1863189

>>1863131

You hapas sure are easy to trigger.


 No.1863201

File: 803191c42717bbb⋯.jpg (124.39 KB, 360x358, 180:179, juncker-projectile-vomit.jpg)


 No.1863240

File: d58014a68c8b3bb⋯.mp4 (2.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, HE THICC.mp4)


 No.1863287

>>1861763

Biggest reason why cape shit is retarded. Nobody really dies.


 No.1863515

File: 8f006faddc8c9dc⋯.png (570.62 KB, 818x610, 409:305, 1550066929995.png)

>>1863030

Yes.

JLaw was a turbo bimbo with a great rack, one of Big Harv's prime whores.

This bitch on the other hand has no redeemable features.


 No.1863740

>>1863108

/fit/fags are like Boomers in that they assume their situation is everyone's reality and that anyone that doesn't gain what they do must just be lazy.

Some people just have a flat ass and can't build muscle worth shit. It's genetics, and no amount of fucking squats is going to change that.


 No.1863747

>>1863515

>make sure to exclude certain people

>"no-ass lady is making sure her capeshit press tour remains inclusive"

Imagine typing that out with a straight face.


 No.1863815

>>1861291

>Implying the real training isn't in the bedroom


 No.1863857

File: 79aae9fc5b34d55⋯.jpg (261.93 KB, 1440x1440, 1:1, xnvkjlzponn11.jpg)

>>1863515

Cuckywood must feel so proud.


 No.1863874

File: e6aa26799018a8a⋯.jpg (118.9 KB, 505x623, 505:623, hellraiseraaaa.jpg)

>>1861248

Imagine the set that day. The scene called for her to keep pants on but she was running her mouth about not being ashamed of her body and wanting exposure. Arrived on set and took them off.

> Director told her to put pants back on, she said "no."

> Co-star told her she didn't have to take pants off, she said "no."

> Stage hands, writers, agent all tell her to put pants back on, she said "no!"

> Father calls her and asks her to put her pants back on, she said, "FUCK YOU DAD"

> Jesus Christ comes back from the dead and descends down from a dimensional opening in the sky. The entire stage is dead silent as everyone gawks in amazement. He asks her to put pants back on and she says, "NO!"


 No.1863992

>>1863874

eugh, that was bad.

Not even a chuckle from me.


 No.1864029

File: 7bd7310ee281ded⋯.jpg (51.96 KB, 705x607, 705:607, 185a95c78190f3124f9aee4d01….jpg)

>>1862712

>mfw I got one of those customized chalices from a /b/ thread years ago when someone found out the first 3 or so digits of the "secret code" were the same and my fucking retarded roommate broke it last year


 No.1864113

>>1863515

>And why it's a good thing.


 No.1864160

>>1863515

Ironically white men are probably the group most willing to give attention to a girl with no ass.


 No.1864166

File: 1df8294ddfedd80⋯.jpg (64.32 KB, 335x421, 335:421, 52458756544375676.jpg)

>>1864160

Stop trying to force the meme that healthy asses are a shitskin thing, jewboi. We all know that it's jewish women that have the flattest butts and jewish men likes when women look like teenage boys.


 No.1864325

>>1861464

Are those milkers of the khazarian variety?


 No.1864347

>>1863515

Ironic since the original was a black woman, the one people most remember is the Miss Marvel with the spandex outfit, and the one she's taking inspiration from has been cancelled and rebooted I think 8 times already. No wonder she has to gofundme ticket sales to get people to go see her movie with how much wokeness she's projecting. I think it'll succeed despite that because marvelfags are brainless idiots but I can at least hope it'll pull a Solo at the box office because it deserves it.


 No.1864364

>>1864166

this.

It's obvious that kikes are trying to divide whites again by telling men that healthy breeding features in a female is strictly a "nigger thing"

Niggers need to be wiped out. Their opinions, tastes, trends or whatever don't factor into anything real. They're fauna that can poorly grasp the english language. They're fucking apes that can kinda talk, they dont have "things". They dont have collective opinions. They have the opinions the TV jew and "their" music (also created by kikes) tells them. They're pavlov's fucking dogs and even worse, they're just a weapon to be utilized by the kikes to destroy their betters.

Kikes dont want white men hooking up with women who could actually bear them children. They want whites to think the fashion models and annorexic actresses are the epitome of not only female beauty, but health. Guarantee the girl with big hips and a round ass will die on the delivery table a shitload less often than the bag of bones the jews want you to be fucking. They dont even want you to have kids, that's the whole idea of it. They want you to get a gf who you impregnate and then she fucking dies on you and your kid dies too. That's what they fucking want.


 No.1864366

>>1864347

>Ironic since the original was a black woman

No nigger.

you don't get to have ANYTHING anymore.

Captain Marvel was a white aryan man before he gave his powers to Carol.


 No.1864370

>>1864364

>big ass = healthy breeding

maybe your mother shat you out but thats not how most births work


 No.1864374

>>1864166

This is truth.


 No.1864378

File: 9f36ac58a5ba214⋯.png (24.48 KB, 1078x1182, 539:591, jew-im-your-friend-trust-m….png)

>>1864370

Big hips indicate fertility and good reproductive qualities, but you know that and just want white birthrates to decline and the quality of the stock go down. Sorry, jewboy, it's not going to work on me.


 No.1864553

>>1863740

sorry, but if you wanna get a big ass, you gotta work for a big ass

not do exercises that primarily work out your quads or hamstrings

>>1863156

> look at sprinter's physiques

dunno, the girl's don't typically have great butts. lean and fit butts sure, but not the BR/mexican style butts that are obviously all glute


 No.1864727

Post more butts to settle this debate.


 No.1864973

>>1864370

Girls with big hips also have a big ass to the untrained eye like you morons.


 No.1864995

ITT: niggers and spics try to promote giant fat asses as healthy and attractive




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