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File: bfb5bf9fb6dbb15⋯.jpg (25.94 KB, 228x350, 114:175, Death_Wish.jpg)

 No.1861404

ITT: movies that would be over in ten minutes if the main characters had guns at the beginning.

 No.1861407

batman? funny games?


 No.1861429

Life of Brian

Phanton Menace

Sleeping Beauty

Also Mean Girls, I fucking hate the amazons.


 No.1861447

>>1861429

>Phanton Menace

Droideka shields repel blaster fire too, retard. It wouldn't have made a difference.


 No.1861449

>>1861404

Paul Kersey did have guns at the beginning of the movie. He was given them by the dude in Arizona as a gift for having such a great real estate deal.


 No.1861450

>>1861449

that was after he goes with the coins in the sock

>>1861404

he wasn't at home when the rapes happened though, that's why he went Liam Neeson style after it (but managed to bait thugs)


 No.1861451

>>1861450

>that was after he goes with the coins in the sock

Are you sure? Wasn't he in Arizona when his wife and daughter were raped and killed?


 No.1861453

>>1861450

But what if his wife and daughter had guns too?


 No.1861454

>>1861447

yeah but if they had guns instead of lightsabers they wouldn't have been able to cut their way out of the gas filled room and probably would have died.


 No.1861455

File: 513e04bdd3945a9⋯.jpg (92.3 KB, 924x1024, 231:256, DXZjiuJU8AAt7jY.jpg large.jpg)

>>1861453

Well, that changes things doesn't it?


 No.1861465

>>1861451

No, he went to Tucson AFTER the company saw he was still distressed over what happened, and the good old Ames gifted him a fancy gun due to Paul saving a giant deal for him.


 No.1861466

>>1861455

that's not a glock.


 No.1861472

>>1861465

All right. That makes sense. My mistake. It sure looks like I need to watch it again, maybe even all 5.


 No.1861486

File: 92e3bef31b07906⋯.jpg (6.4 KB, 256x144, 16:9, tn_7l71xk96dv_100555.jpg)

>>1861404

- The Fugitive

- When a Stranger Calls

- I Spit on Your Grave

- Cujo

- The Brave One

- The Accused

- Black Christmas

- Law Abiding Citizen>>1861404


 No.1861497

>>1861404

The Sixth Sense


 No.1861506

>>1861486

>Cujo

So the dog could shoot the bat before it bit him?


 No.1861509

File: b963891abf85e88⋯.jpg (28.92 KB, 600x400, 3:2, f9e9ad1c2fa120598bbbfe7608….jpg)


 No.1861527

File: e95286b4b7a828e⋯.png (700.97 KB, 674x687, 674:687, 0732894835.png)

>>1861455

>rape girl

>only semi hard because I haven't been fluffed

>girl starts peeing on me and herself

>dick status: D I A M O N D


 No.1861529

>>1861455

Get punched /pol/


 No.1861532

File: 70eb49557a5bb08⋯.jpg (107.31 KB, 220x326, 110:163, BridgetJonesDiaryMoviePost….jpg)

A lot of romcoms could be over if the mc just commited suicide


 No.1861536

>>1861532

>Bridget Jones Goes on a Rampage

First, she shots that pervy old guy who looks at her tits all the time. Then Hugh Grant. Then the doctor who wants to give plastic surgery to her and everyone who suggest she should lose a little fat. I'd watch this.


 No.1861539

This movie is one of the fairer takes on Law Enforcement. I accept that something similar to the current polce force should exist (albeit in the form of a citizens' militia) but the fact is that police can't do anything to stop and prevent future crimes.

That said, police who want the actions of Charles Bronson in this film to be illegal should be strung up in the streets. The vast majority of cops are evil fucks.


 No.1861892

>>1861466

Where does it say it's a Glock?


 No.1861909

>>1861892

The caption for the conservative anti-rape tips


 No.1861914

>>1861909

It didn't say the gun in the pic was a Glock.


 No.1861929

>>1861536

>remembers that trash with this much detail

>hates men

are you that geriatric transbian stirnerian


 No.1861991

>>1861539

>the fact is that police can't do anything to stop and prevent future crimes.

Oh it's worse than that actually. They're in fact under no legal obligation to do either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

The job of cops is solely to arrest and incarcerate people.


 No.1862002


 No.1862011

>>1861529

dup btfo


 No.1862016

>>1861991

That only means they're not obligated to serve a particular individual. And it's a DC court ruling, not a federal one.


 No.1862021

>>1862016

There have been plenty of federal rulings on this matter as well. The job of cops, as affirmed by numerous district and supreme court rulings, is not to prevent crimes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_of_Castle_Rock_v._Gonzales


 No.1862055

>>1862021

>is not to prevent crimes.

What is the Police even for?


 No.1862102

>>1862055

Eating donuts and bullying people.


 No.1862106

>>1862021

Nice twisting of the ruling you got there.

They can't be sued because they're not omnipresent.


 No.1862112

File: 8fa06f685b3ad2b⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1209x851, 1209:851, thedullestseries.png)

Voldemort could've just blown Harry's brains out. In fact he didn't even really need a gun, babies are incredibly easily to kill. Just bash his head against a wall.


 No.1862116

>>1862102

>not even killing niggers

What a joke of a country




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