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File: cfe320e3250de73⋯.png (539 KB, 600x338, 300:169, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.1861420

Most of the plot is about Rey and Kylo teaming up to confront a being called "The Sorcerer of Ankrom", who is revelead to be behind everything since Episode I

This Ankrom villain created a dark relic long time ago. Whoever possesses this relic can become basically a "force god" and control everything.

Luke appears in a flashback much younger training a 13 year old Kylo Ren who is already starting to be corrupted by the darkside

Rey has a new friend in the movie called Nalan who she starts training but is killed by the villains. She trains other three padawans: Kalina, Ogbor and Zac.

Richard Grant plays Captain Mical, Hux's old rival

Also: Finn and Rose leading a stormtrooper rebellion, Poe almost sacrificing himself in the end, hologram Leia giving inspirational speech, Rey and padawans building new lightsabers on Kyber planet

 No.1861423

File: dc3c22727b71189⋯.jpg (34.69 KB, 266x368, 133:184, hmm.jpg)

>>1861420

>Kalina, Ogbor and Zac


 No.1861490

Mystery Box of the Year


 No.1861496

This is probably completely made up, I'm sure whatever they actually thought up is far worse.


 No.1861531

>>1861496

>this

Disney should just forget this new trilogy and sit on the ip for another decade before trying again. Rogue One is probably the only decent one and that's only comparing it to the prequels. I'd say the only good SW movies were the first two. RotJ is where it started to go to shit. TPM was Lucas getting high on his own shit and everyone knew it. AotC was just a mess and RotS was probably the best of the prequel trilogy. FA felt soulless and the entire new trilogy lacks direction. Last Jedi was just fucking stupid all around. Nothing fucking made sense and so many storylines were left in shambles. Rey is a terrible character. Darth Edge is a better protagonist than she is as he actually has room to grow and he is growing as a character to an extent. In the first movie, he's a whiny cunt that blames everyone else and sperges out. In the second one, he has a hate boner for Luke, who did try to kill him. He's not whiny, but really short sighted and stupid. If Snoke was actually Palpatine, Darth Edge would have died long ago. In comparison, Rey is just good at everything and that really doesn't change. Even Booyega is a more interesting character than she is and he would have made a better protagonist. Poe gets like nothing done, but he's still more interesting. Commander ma'am has to be the dumbest fucking person in all of SW and her final act would have made more sense had she told others about it. If her vessel could do that much damage to that many larger vessels, why not just create a bunch of suicide robot ships and ram them into planets. You don't even need that stupid super canon from the first movie if little fighter can nuke an entire city from orbit. Just ram a bunch of those into a planet and that will essentially do the same job as the super canon.


 No.1861560


 No.1861572

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1861420

Force is female


 No.1861721

>>1861420

>Most of the plot is about Rey and Kylo teaming up to confront a being called "The Sorcerer of Ankrom", who is revelead to be behind everything since Episode I

I would laugh if they went for the Darth Jar Jar asspull to try to get reddit to love them


 No.1861723

>>1861423

Calling it now, kalina is a mixed race negress, ogbor an Asian or arab/indian, and zac a white soyboy


 No.1861727

>>1861721

Jar Jar Abrams is a Mary Sue.


 No.1862927

>>1861423

>those tits

is that Jenny?


 No.1862938

File: bba017b40da38e2⋯.png (325.8 KB, 706x490, 353:245, B346D9BB-B43E-4ECE-BB6F-30….png)

If gahoole had an ounce of self respect or balls he would ban every anon posting itt.


 No.1862951

File: 0c65887ed8b9baf⋯.jpg (169.3 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, my gf1512.jpg)

File: e27755787996195⋯.jpg (179.31 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, my gf1515.jpg)

>>1862927

she's a friend of my gf


 No.1862989

>>1862951

Man I would so wanna be RICED by her.


 No.1862995

>>1861496

They pretty admit they are winging it. The whole movie might as well be a Whose Line is This Anyway? skit at this point.


 No.1862996

File: 80adeacd3e10219⋯.jpg (83.88 KB, 1200x680, 30:17, ex-232e.jpg)

>>1862938

Hear me out:

He should ban everyone that makes meta-drama posts outside of meta-threads.Such as youAnd me


 No.1863010

Doesn't sound very believable. Trying to fit all those points into a two and a half or so movie would be damn difficult and "The Sorcerer of Ankrom" doesn't sound at all like Star Wars.

>This Ankrom villain created a dark relic long time ago.

Again "Dark relic" doesn't sound much like Star Wars. LotR maybe, but the closest you get in SW is the vague propehcy about Vader.

>Luke appears in a flashback much younger training a 13 year old Kylo Ren who is already starting to be corrupted by the darkside

Great, so establishing even more that Luke was shit in the last 30 years. He could turn his mass-murdering father back to the light but couldn't save a kid he was personally tutoring.

>Rey has a new friend in the movie called Nalan who she starts training but is killed by the villains. She trains other three padawans: Kalina, Ogbor and Zac.

So you'd have to introduce, establish and flesh out four more major characters. Again, too much.

>Finn and Rose leading a stormtrooper rebellion

Finn was an interesting setup, the idea that stormtroopers were individuals who might have their own motivations and feelings towards the FO. Then they did absolutely nothing with it and it's too late now.

>Poe almost sacrificing himself in the end

I assume before a strong independent female character prevents him from doing so?

>Rey and padawans building new lightsabers on Kyber planet

Who the fuck would care?

2/10 "leak".


 No.1863027

>>1861420

SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME

>>1862951

You'll never feel her touch against your skin, her kisses on your giant fronhead, her cervix against your micropenis.

You'll have to imagine everything that will never hapen to you.


 No.1863087

>Finn and Rose leading a stormtrooper rebellion

As if any stormtrooper would suddenly trust the traitor nigger janitor who couldn't even do one mission before he started shooting his fellow soldiers.


 No.1863106

>>1862995

Whose Line Is It Anyway actually had some scripting, so it was more planned out than nuwars by a long shot


 No.1863244

File: 2bff094751d9092⋯.jpg (2.21 MB, 2376x3416, 297:427, 15389897686374238573275798….jpg)

>>1862951

Plow her ricefields and introduce her to DS9.

And remember: Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.


 No.1863251

>>1863010

The leak with the Holocaust planet sounded more believeable.


 No.1863446

>>1861420

Sounds like an OT EU plot tbh.


 No.1863452

>zac


 No.1863458

>>1863452

Rey trains him by cumpressing his boipusser.


 No.1863469

File: 5542f6634f8f34b⋯.png (735.71 KB, 641x828, 641:828, 277ad3dd1758e3d4bae217c435….png)

>>1863251

>Holocaust planet

Sounds hilarious, pls post it.


 No.1863529

>>1861420

At this point, it's scoobidoo-tier "plots".

They litterally have 0 clue where to go, and try to salvage the mess, but without doing the necessary changes that would be required to do so, as it would be recognizing the nefarious effects the pozz has on anything it touches.


 No.1863543

>>1861723

Good call but substitute white for hapa


 No.1863579

I don't need leaks:

Soy Wars episode IX: The Last Cuckywood piece of shit. Feminist multicultural army defeats evil white males. Rey is still a Mary Sue and Finn behaves like a loyal pet. Plot holes everywhere.


 No.1863591

>>1863579

FUND IT


 No.1863594

File: f11f0401300054f⋯.png (3.15 MB, 2292x1426, 1146:713, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1863591

It's already funded, goyim.


 No.1863631

>>1863594

oy vey


 No.1865916

I work for Lucasfilm we are currently editing the movie and it's a mess.


 No.1865948

>>1865916

This is bullshit but I believe it


 No.1865958

>>1865948

Yeah. I work for Lucasfilm too. Half the staff are stoned out of their minds to cope and the other half are sleeping under their desks. Managers shouting at each other in the halls is a regular occurrence.

The joke is we're a few days from becoming Bendy and the Ink Machine, but that joke is pretty much banned because managers get really pissed off if you don't say you are happy 24/7.


 No.1866256

File: 552746fb2a9fe25⋯.gif (114.4 KB, 240x180, 4:3, pokin.gif)

>>1865958

I'm choosing to believe you. please post more about what it's like at Lucasfilm under Disney


 No.1866520

>>1861420

>Rey and padawans building new lightsabers on Kyber planet

Didn't that get destroyed in rouge one>


 No.1866537

>>1866520

That was Jed'ha, the planet the Jedi came from.




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