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File: c49c1e038753760⋯.jpg (308.56 KB, 984x1500, 82:125, M-J-mary-jane-watson-33501….jpg)


Why did Watson date Harry? I never understood that



Harry was wealthy, charming, and better looking than Peter Parker…thus her low-income genetics saw a chance to move up in the world. Basically, Harry and Mary-Jane did nothing wrong because they were playing their roles as anyone else would given their individual circumstances. Poorfag niceguy Peter is still the same with or without the powers, no? She's a THOT and he's a rich guy who will eventually throw her away like the trash she is when he's had his fun.



This, MJ was the thot. Stacey did nothing wrong and Peter was an asshole to her for no good reason.


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Based and redpilled



>Peter was an asshole to her for no good reason.

What did peter do wrong?



He used her to make MJ jealous and then dumped her


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Does Spiderman even have any likeable characters? All I can think of is Doctor Octopus.



because he was rich.


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Bitches and whores



We should watch Maximum Overdrive for one of the movie of the week weeks. It, along with Running Man, is one of the unicorns of kino a decent Steven King flick.



Well that's attributed to being the symbiote's fault too


Cuckywood + capeshit = utter trash.


File: eef7bf60cf6b1b6⋯.jpg (49.72 KB, 980x552, 245:138, venom.jpg)


Why are h*mans hypocrites who refer to "symbiotes" pejoratively as if you weren't symbiotes yourselves?

Reminder that you have about 3 times as many bacteria as you have "h*man" cells and you couldn't survive without them.


I've never seen a Spider-Man movie.



Norman told you - shes white trash after his money.



Should have married the eastern euro chick from spooderman 2



Big penis and not afraid to expose the Jew.



wasn't he a jew though?


File: 39caac8fb20bec3⋯.jpg (67.41 KB, 550x340, 55:34, ppspider_75036.jpg)


Jewish? I don't think that was clearly established in the canon.


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>This, MJ was the thot

Woah, this changes everything.



he's played by James Franco tho


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Childhood is being in love with Gwen.

Adulthood is realizing Mary Jane is best girl.



>Why would a hot girl date a chad and not a 'nice guy' like me?




You mean Granger. I get what you mean though, might as well call her Watson because she wasn't acting but being herself.


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>t. asukafag


File: 413787a32206eb8⋯.png (243.8 KB, 243x409, 243:409, Harry_Osborn.png)


Irrellevant. We're discussing the character, not the actors. There's nothing in the Osborn family history that indicates any jewish ancestry. Check Wikipedia. I don't see what difference it would make, anyway.



>implying comics have any relevance when they're multiple contradicting universes

>implying the choice of actor doesn't matter

I bet you unironically wouldn't mind a nigger Bond


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/tv/ is multiple contradicting universes. Why all the butthurt?



>why is anyone upset



You just seemed a little rattled there, that's all.


first time a nudist was cast in a superhero film


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Norman explained it at thanksgiving, she was after harry's trust fund.





Quit your bitching you stupid slimy parasite



It's not butthurt, it's that if they didn't want him to be a jew they wouldn't have picked a megakike like Franco to play him. The dude is basically a walking happy merchant cartoon.

It would be like pretending a black Bond is white.



Woah, how did Raimi get all that incel drivel past the censors? Do you guys think he's an MGTOW or something?


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>the only good roastie is a dead one


Jesus Christ Raimi



go back to facebook, boomer




make me


Kirsten is a nudist



Is she friends with Emma Stone and Elsa?



This. Harry wasn't even a dick, his father clearly wanted him to marry a wealthy broad, but Harry didn't care.



> father clearly wanted him to marry a wealthy broad

Not really, in >>1917018 Norman basically told him to pump and dump her


>when you try to be the best father you can in this whacky, out-of-control world but your son decides to marry a trash person



Because MJ wasn't wealthy.


Are you niggers unironically siding with Norman Osborn? Mary was too good for Harry.



Mary was a skank.



Your mom is a skank you bitch.

Mary did nothing wrong.



>did nothing wrong

Besides being a skank?



How was she a skank you detected roastie?



Literally jumps from boyfriend to boyfriend in every movie

>SM1: Flash to Harry to Spider-Man, denised by Peter

>SM2: Gets engaged to JJJ's son but leaves him on the wedding day to go after Peter

>SM3: Was with Peter but Kissed Harry



She only had true love for Peter and in the end always went back to him



>rides the cock carousel

>finds some beta provider who's been in love with her since childhood and stays with him





>beta provider

He was the spiderchad in this situation



Peter wasn't as alpha as Spider-Chad, Peter had a lot of problems, like cucking out to JJJ to be his wageslave as jameson printed headline after headline against Spider-Man and Ukranian jew landlord up his ass about rent.



That's because he couldn't compromise his identity, like Clark Kent. But Mary knows he's Spider-chad.


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Also MJ was such a high level slut that she began to think that Peter was Spider-Man simply after kissing him, being able to recognize two supposedly different people after a kiss!



>what are pheromones, specially spìder ones



>Pheromones come from the lips




They're in the saliva and they're the reason "sexual compatibility" is a bullshit excuse for degenerates to have premarital sex. If you are so incompatible you'll be put off by the kiss before you ever get to bed.


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Is anyone going to bring up the fact that Mary Jane inexplicably dressed up like a chink for half the kino? I mean I could understand doing that shit now to pander to the cat eating audience, but when this came out?



It was Raimi's way of telling the "we're a culture not a costume" fags to go fuck themselves.



idk look at that kinky hair



Didn't exist when this came out. That bullshit was born of the internet. Maybe maybe some faggot ass college professor larping as a native american would bring it up. But I doubt that would reach kind of shit would have reached the ears of a kinographer like Raimi back in the day. Hell he did Hercules, Xena, Brisco Country jr. All that jazz.



>Brisco Country jr.

that was Raimi's work? nice



Personally it is one of my favorite Bruce Campbell performances right up there along with Burn Notice.



Trash TV is underrated tbh



That was cutely corny.



stop encouraging him



Me too.

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