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File: c49c1e038753760⋯.jpg (308.56 KB, 984x1500, 82:125, M-J-mary-jane-watson-33501….jpg)

 No.1915204

Why did Watson date Harry? I never understood that

 No.1915218

>>1915204

Harry was wealthy, charming, and better looking than Peter Parker…thus her low-income genetics saw a chance to move up in the world. Basically, Harry and Mary-Jane did nothing wrong because they were playing their roles as anyone else would given their individual circumstances. Poorfag niceguy Peter is still the same with or without the powers, no? She's a THOT and he's a rich guy who will eventually throw her away like the trash she is when he's had his fun.


 No.1915238

>>1915218

This, MJ was the thot. Stacey did nothing wrong and Peter was an asshole to her for no good reason.


 No.1915245

File: e638fde8ae1ae6d⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1400x1416, 175:177, evil can only win if the g….png)

>>1915218

>>1915238

Based and redpilled


 No.1915325

>>1915238

>Peter was an asshole to her for no good reason.

What did peter do wrong?


 No.1915328

>>1915325

He used her to make MJ jealous and then dumped her


 No.1915334

File: 8c6ca0443826394⋯.jpg (23.87 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 8c6ca044382639441bbd6dda42….jpg)


 No.1915654

Does Spiderman even have any likeable characters? All I can think of is Doctor Octopus.


 No.1915658

>>1915204

because he was rich.


 No.1915663

File: cee1c6e9b843818⋯.jpg (97.95 KB, 1409x802, 1409:802, Glorb goleen.jpg)

>>1915204

Bitches and whores


 No.1915730

>>1915663

We should watch Maximum Overdrive for one of the movie of the week weeks. It, along with Running Man, is one of the unicorns of kino a decent Steven King flick.


 No.1915749

>>1915328

Well that's attributed to being the symbiote's fault too


 No.1915756

Cuckywood + capeshit = utter trash.


 No.1915765

File: eef7bf60cf6b1b6⋯.jpg (49.72 KB, 980x552, 245:138, venom.jpg)

>>1915749

Why are h*mans hypocrites who refer to "symbiotes" pejoratively as if you weren't symbiotes yourselves?

Reminder that you have about 3 times as many bacteria as you have "h*man" cells and you couldn't survive without them.


 No.1916191

I've never seen a Spider-Man movie.


 No.1916243

>>1915204

Norman told you - shes white trash after his money.


 No.1916256

>>1915238

Should have married the eastern euro chick from spooderman 2


 No.1916373

>>1915204

Big penis and not afraid to expose the Jew.


 No.1916400

>>1916373

wasn't he a jew though?


 No.1916498

File: 39caac8fb20bec3⋯.jpg (67.41 KB, 550x340, 55:34, ppspider_75036.jpg)

>>1916400

Jewish? I don't think that was clearly established in the canon.


 No.1916519

File: 32638197a7644b3⋯.jpg (162.51 KB, 736x1117, 736:1117, mary jane.jpg)

>>1915238

>>1915218

>This, MJ was the thot

Woah, this changes everything.


 No.1916540

>>1916498

he's played by James Franco tho


 No.1916543

File: bb3ae6fe9a829cf⋯.jpg (3.84 MB, 3968x5612, 992:1403, __ayanami_rei_katsuragi_mi….jpg)

Childhood is being in love with Gwen.

Adulthood is realizing Mary Jane is best girl.


 No.1916546

>>1915204

>Why would a hot girl date a chad and not a 'nice guy' like me?


 No.1916557

>>1915204

>Watson

You mean Granger. I get what you mean though, might as well call her Watson because she wasn't acting but being herself.


 No.1916634

File: 47950ef07581e01⋯.png (314.89 KB, 517x437, 517:437, asukafags.png)

>>1916543

>t. asukafag


 No.1916765

File: 413787a32206eb8⋯.png (243.8 KB, 243x409, 243:409, Harry_Osborn.png)

>>1916540

Irrellevant. We're discussing the character, not the actors. There's nothing in the Osborn family history that indicates any jewish ancestry. Check Wikipedia. I don't see what difference it would make, anyway.


 No.1916768

>>1916765

>implying comics have any relevance when they're multiple contradicting universes

>implying the choice of actor doesn't matter

I bet you unironically wouldn't mind a nigger Bond


 No.1916773

File: 97a0f364433df5f⋯.jpg (23.91 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0 (2).jpg)

>>1916768

/tv/ is multiple contradicting universes. Why all the butthurt?


 No.1916776

>>1916773

>why is anyone upset


 No.1916791

>>1916776

You just seemed a little rattled there, that's all.


 No.1916994

first time a nudist was cast in a superhero film


 No.1917018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Norman explained it at thanksgiving, she was after harry's trust fund.


 No.1917150

>>1915765

>Symbiote

>perjorative

Quit your bitching you stupid slimy parasite


 No.1917547

>>1916773

It's not butthurt, it's that if they didn't want him to be a jew they wouldn't have picked a megakike like Franco to play him. The dude is basically a walking happy merchant cartoon.

It would be like pretending a black Bond is white.


 No.1917595

>>1917018

Woah, how did Raimi get all that incel drivel past the censors? Do you guys think he's an MGTOW or something?


 No.1917618

File: c801471c15ccdbf⋯.png (997.14 KB, 960x950, 96:95, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1917671

>>1917595

>the only good roastie is a dead one

>FFFFF

Jesus Christ Raimi


 No.1919441

>>1917618

go back to facebook, boomer


 No.1919593

>>1919441

*sips*

make me


 No.1920247

Kirsten is a nudist


 No.1920316

>>1920247

Is she friends with Emma Stone and Elsa?


 No.1920339

>>1915218

This. Harry wasn't even a dick, his father clearly wanted him to marry a wealthy broad, but Harry didn't care.


 No.1920344

>>1920339

> father clearly wanted him to marry a wealthy broad

Not really, in >>1917018 Norman basically told him to pump and dump her


 No.1920347

>when you try to be the best father you can in this whacky, out-of-control world but your son decides to marry a trash person


 No.1920365

>>1920344

Because MJ wasn't wealthy.


 No.1920378

Are you niggers unironically siding with Norman Osborn? Mary was too good for Harry.


 No.1920390

>>1920378

Mary was a skank.


 No.1920396

>>1920390

Your mom is a skank you bitch.

Mary did nothing wrong.


 No.1920424

>>1920396

>did nothing wrong

Besides being a skank?


 No.1920804

>>1920424

How was she a skank you detected roastie?


 No.1920809

>>1920804

Literally jumps from boyfriend to boyfriend in every movie

>SM1: Flash to Harry to Spider-Man, denised by Peter

>SM2: Gets engaged to JJJ's son but leaves him on the wedding day to go after Peter

>SM3: Was with Peter but Kissed Harry


 No.1920825

>>1920809

She only had true love for Peter and in the end always went back to him


 No.1920827

>>1920825

>rides the cock carousel

>finds some beta provider who's been in love with her since childhood and stays with him

wooooow


 No.1920835

>>1920827

>peter

>beta provider

He was the spiderchad in this situation


 No.1920849

>>1920835

Peter wasn't as alpha as Spider-Chad, Peter had a lot of problems, like cucking out to JJJ to be his wageslave as jameson printed headline after headline against Spider-Man and Ukranian jew landlord up his ass about rent.


 No.1920858

>>1920849

That's because he couldn't compromise his identity, like Clark Kent. But Mary knows he's Spider-chad.


 No.1920865

File: c66cf5b971a97d6⋯.png (191.95 KB, 463x346, 463:346, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1920858

Also MJ was such a high level slut that she began to think that Peter was Spider-Man simply after kissing him, being able to recognize two supposedly different people after a kiss!


 No.1920902

>>1920865

>what are pheromones, specially spìder ones


 No.1920906

>>1920902

>Pheromones come from the lips

Alright


 No.1922704

>>1920906

They're in the saliva and they're the reason "sexual compatibility" is a bullshit excuse for degenerates to have premarital sex. If you are so incompatible you'll be put off by the kiss before you ever get to bed.


 No.1922716

File: d66499b853ef82a⋯.webm (6.29 MB, 640x360, 16:9, RHYTHM DVCE.webm)

Is anyone going to bring up the fact that Mary Jane inexplicably dressed up like a chink for half the kino? I mean I could understand doing that shit now to pander to the cat eating audience, but when this came out?


 No.1922723

>>1922716

It was Raimi's way of telling the "we're a culture not a costume" fags to go fuck themselves.


 No.1922734

>>1916765

idk look at that kinky hair


 No.1922950

>>1922723

Didn't exist when this came out. That bullshit was born of the internet. Maybe maybe some faggot ass college professor larping as a native american would bring it up. But I doubt that would reach kind of shit would have reached the ears of a kinographer like Raimi back in the day. Hell he did Hercules, Xena, Brisco Country jr. All that jazz.


 No.1922958

>>1922950

>Brisco Country jr.

that was Raimi's work? nice


 No.1922960

>>1922958

Personally it is one of my favorite Bruce Campbell performances right up there along with Burn Notice.


 No.1922964

>>1922960

Trash TV is underrated tbh


 No.1923609

>>1915245

That was cutely corny.


 No.1924141

>>1923609

stop encouraging him


 No.1924904

>>1915204

Me too.




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