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31 days remain, let's shitpost while waiting for S8 to drop


>Best season

>Best character

>Best episode

>Best waifu

>Best battle scene

>Best thing in the books that wasn't included in the show

>Worst thing in the books that should've been cut from the show

>Who should win the Iron Throne

>When Gurm will finish Winds of Winter

>What spin-off/s HBO should do after GoT is finished





>lips pumped

>obvious facial surgery



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Her lips are perfect you closet case. Anyway, this is a GoT thread, not a waifu thread, so who cares?


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>Best waifu


<not a waifu thread


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How new are you that you are unfamiliar with /got/ generals? Stop trying to make everything hostile.


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i approve of this thread



No one cares



>not a waifu thread

<posts emilia clarke in every post

threadly reminder she's been BLACKED in the 2013 film Dom Hemmingway and OP is a faggot



why do they look so greasy



two inches of makeup anon


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It very clearly says /got/ general in the OP, you're ignoring it to stir shit up. This isn't a waifu wars thread. If you don't want to discuss the show then just hide the thread and move on.



>give your opinions on: best waifu

<you're ignoring it to stir shit up

omg I am such a jerk!

Just look at how many unnecessary pictures of waifus you had in the last thread.

Reminder Emilia Clarke got blacked



Reported for derailing



reported for reporting


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did the rover get him?


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how many tiddays do you think we will see in the upcoming season?

no maisies dont count as she is a boy with FAS


who the FUCK still watches this shit??? I boat we make this a cunny thread



>skin is literally orange




yang gang detected.

<orange wamyn bad


File: 023bb34f2fc64a9⋯.png (311.83 KB, 927x661, 927:661, ClipboardImage.png)


why is his skin so orange



he uses a tanning bed. you can tell by the paler skin around his eyes because you wear those goggles while in the bed. he obviously doesn't stay in it for very long. which is good considering those booths are terrible for your skin. if he stayed in for so long he would get leathery dark skin.

OR he drinks too much sunny d and eats too many carrots.

large amounts of beta-carotene in your diet can cause yellow-orange skin. and a lot of orange "drink"s use beta-carotene to give it colour.


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Wait. Ari has tits now?


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Sadly, not anymore. She had nice, big ones in Seasons 3 and 4.

Meanwhile, there's a million of new Maisie-videos:


>24 hours in Paris

And she probably didn't got raped…



Mein gott… I wish she was this thicc.



I expect like one pair of tiddies and one butt, but there might be none, if we are unlucky.



No proofs. Either way she's a 10/10 and you're gay if you wouldn't pump her lips.


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>forgot how old Bran is supposed to be

>look up actor

<he's about 20

<he's taller then Jon, Robb, and Theon



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The question is, how many people wants to fuck him? Because even if he's that tall, the other guys attract more women and probably more men as well.



There was at least one queer here who wamted to fuck Bran. I think as he got older he's lost interest.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It's a pretty weird turn the series has taken when you think about it. The first season was low fantasy court plotting and now we have an epic fight between good and evil, a prophecy to be fulfilled and magic out the arse.


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He's already been memed as a member of the beatles. Wait until he actually dresses, and is allowed to look like an adult, and see what happens.


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That was a pedophile. Those guys only care about the age, nothing else.


I wish him the best of luck.



I just hope going full autismo in GoT doesn't hurt his career.



Appearing in GoT means you'll have no career in the future. Geoffrey's actor realized this, quit films and series, and only plays on stage.


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There's an argument that if they already had a career before, no matter how shit, they'll be alright.



Why though? Are big shows/series cursed or something?



It's called typecasting. If your first shit is too big and/or goes on too long people only think of you as that character and it is near impossible to escape the typecasting.

also dup btfo


>Watching TV soys.

But why?


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Yeah, it definitely becomes more high fantasy as the story progresses but the seeds are all planted from the start. White Walkers, Blood Magic and Dragons are introduced in Season 1. Then Warging, Shadowbinding and Faceless Men in Season 2.


He looks like Max Landis. He'll definitely do alright though purely on the basis of fame.


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Sure it was always there in the background and sometimes at the forefront, but the narrative itself has shifted, not just the setting and focus. Gone are the small council meetings and proper scheming and banter.

In terms of pure plottery it has changed from character centric themes and conflicts in a slightly fantastical world to a fantastical tale a spruced up with some character moments every now and then. Consider Dany's council in the seventh season, how little was done with that. Suddenly nobody is competing over power anymore. There's very little of the internal world of the characters now, it's all external. Fire spewing dragons wrecking stuff, the undead advancing, armies taking stuff.



how many dicks do you think they will show?


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>Gone are the small council meetings and proper scheming and banter.

Seasons 5-7 were a bit weak in that regard, but we did get the Faith Militant and The Sons of The Harpy being sneaky cunts, not to mention master of bants Euron Greyjoy.



Maybe, but basically everyone who started in GoT has disappeared now…


Nah, it's the association. People will say

>Richard Madden


>Robb Stark from Game of Thrones

>Ah, now I remember, the Red Wedding, I cried like a baby



One or two, at least. Maybe a finger in a bum.



>but we did get the Faith Militant and The Sons of The Harpy being sneaky cunts

I liked the sparrow, he was neat tbh, even if all that amounted to nothing and just ended in Cersei blowing everyone up. There was never any real intrigue there though, just the pretense of it. Like with the drawing of a flower and shit, but it was all very straightforward. Sparrow got power, btfo'd everyone until Cersei went Ackbar on him. Not much plotting, but more importantly not much character stuff. While the Sparrow did have sort of a Sheev mixed with morals thing going on none of the other character had any personal conflict going on. Because apparently Westeros is highly secular and nobody cares about the religion, it's not like a conflict with the religion of their very culture would make anyone face any internal struggles or anything. 🤔

When it comes to the harpies it's very one sided, so you don't really get much there either. It's just Dany moving like a pendulum between btfoing them and cucking out. Similarly Tyrion doesn't do any of the more interesting stuff he did when he was named hand of the king. He just fucks around doing nothing while waiting for Dany to return.

>not to mention master of bants Euron Greyjoy.

Euron had good bants and there wasn't enough of him. Getting rid of the sand sneks really warmed me up to him.



quads wasted, kys



Why is she touching the area that, if it was on a woman, would be a breast?


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Because Maisie has nice tits, and Sophie loves to feel them up, because she's a lesbyte.



>Sadly, not anymore. She had nice, big ones in Seasons 3 and 4.

Come again? When the hell did Maisie have bahoobies?



Oh that's Maisie, didn't recognize her without the full-frontal goblin face. Looks like a Russian.



By Rhollor I wish that was me.



Is that skin cancer?


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>Best season

Whichever one had that girl with the puffy vagina.

>Best character


>Best episode


>Best waifu

Alive? Dany. Ever? Osha.

>Best battle scene


>Best thing in the books that wasn't included in the show


>Worst thing in the books that should've been cut from the show

Sand sneks.

>Who should win the Iron Throne


>When Gurm will finish Winds of Winter


>What spin-off/s HBO should do after GoT is finished

They should do Dunk and Egg, they will be doing diversity shit.


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>I tell exactly when


You can't comprehend what you read?


>he can't recognize Maisie's profile


Nah, just a bruise.


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Jenny/marg thread 8/20/2017



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>actual eletric jew talk on /tv/




It's been years we've done these threads you faggot moron.


Spic girls fuck horses


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The actor who played Hotpie opened a real bakery. Imagine embracing typecasting that hard.



no, that's white girls. White girls fuck their dogs and rich white girls fuck their horse.



Her lips are pumped and shes had obvious plastic surgery, I like my women natural.



t. faggot



she's also been BLACKED on screen in a British film



Why do you like fake looking women? People like you are why young girls post duck face and get implants



All women with low self esteem appear with blacks at some point. Its pretty obvious why she had surgery, she didnt think she was pretty enough. Sad tbh



>dios mio it's another ICE raid.


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Spic girls fuck donkeys


Discord spics pls go back to Mexico. Stop shitting up the GoT thread. Go back to your shitty soap operas.



Based CommonSpic, watching all the bestiality and gay porn on the Internet just for research. 😂



>its not possible for /tv/ users to not like women with obvious work done

>it must be a raid

What the fuck are you on dude


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She actually looks sort of good there. Shame she looks like shit now.



>muh discord spics

I thought they weren't real?



>A nose job as well

Dude, why the fuck are you fuckers obsessed with her?



Who the fuck said that?


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The spics and BR niggers infesting this board are real. That one autistic jewish drumpfsperg is too.



Look at those clown lips



sophie turner grew up so fucking ugly

they both look like horses


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I said nothing about your post. Weird that you would feel targeted. 🤔 So the guy who talks shit about Emilia is also spic? Really twists your noodles.


Emilia has had zero work done tbh. Wish jelous beaner trannies would stop spreading lies.



I am sad Maisie friend gave up on her. Ever since then I just look at her and see the woman who broke some autistic slav's heart.



I'm not the one saying she's had surgery, but she has been BLACKED. That's objectively true.



You didnt have to single out my post. You implied anyone talking shit about the woman you are currently obsessed with must be from a mexican discord raid party.



>playing the mom of a niglet in a movie once is the same as getting niggered




she kisses a black guy exchanging her saliva with his. again this is a pathetic cope, kissing a black guy on screen is worse than laying on top of one fully clothed pretending to have sex. One is real, the other is fake.

Emilia Clarke is BLACKED trash.



>You implied anyone talking shit about the woman you are currently obsessed with must be from a mexican discord raid party.

I wonder what life must be like with below zero reading comprehension. I said I wanted the spic spammers to leave the thread. Never even mentioned Emilia. That's just you, knowing you're a spic and that you have posted shit about /ourgoddess/, thinking I'm talking about you.



Lmao, your mom got knocked up by a nigger and you still don't consider her beaner ass blacked.



>still no proof

>claims sex scenes are better than kissing

>obsessed with niggers

Hi, /trannypol/.


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Emilia fag was obviously talking about the med posting that started up with the veni, vidi, vici post.

The fact that you outed yourself was a bonus.


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Yeah, just goes to show that those who are anti-Emilia are morons.



>calls her /ourgoddess/

>wasnt about her




She looked like she was punched in the mouth



>calls her /ourgoddess/

<Discord spics pls go back to Mexico. Stop shitting up the GoT thread. Go back to your shitty soap operas.

>calls her /ourgoddess/



Why do spics hate beautiful people? Is it because they remind them of how ugly they are themselves?



Ok fine, im a mexican from discord and im furious a stranger likes a televisions star. You got me. Ill leave.



anon are you retarded?



Hes the mexican




No, but you are.


Spic girls fuck niggers


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Reminder that the Gurmbull fucks taco women instead of writing Winds while their husbands jerk their tiny chilis at home.


I miss the Maisiefag at this point.




I unironically want to get cucked by GRRM.

t. South American



GRRM doesn't fuck up anything but his insulin.



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His fat pink mast is still going strong. Rumor is he casting couched all of the sand snakes and Shae personally. That's right, the bad pussy got GURMED.


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>Because apparently Westeros is highly secular and nobody cares about the religion, it's not like a conflict with the religion of their very culture would make anyone face any internal struggles or anything. 🤔

Yeah, it was a bit weird how it goes from nobody giving a shit about the Faith of the Seven to being a full blown theocracy. Having the hindsight that the books didn't have B&W could've featured some scenes with the Sparrows early on as crazy kooks that nobody cares about so it doesn't feel like they come out of nowhere.

>Euron had good bants and there wasn't enough of him. Getting rid of the sand sneks really warmed me up to him.

I'm hoping we get a crazier Euron in S8, in the books he's supposed to be terrifying.


Maisie should show off more tits and ass tbh


>Sand sneks.

It feels half-assed in the show because we never actually see Sunspear. If they even just showed some of Sunspear like we get with Pyke it would've been way better.



The thing is that Gurm really cheated and faked most of his worldbuilding. He did it Moorcock style and just wrote about whatever popped into his head, the gardener way™. If done proper then the faith would be embedded within all points of society. The pop scientists the maesters for example would be an arm of the religion. Septons would be the ones teaching people literacy, making them learn important religious texts along the way. Customs would be centered around the religion. And so on. I get that it must be hard to imagine medieval society, culture and mindset for a progressive American hippy but it comes back to bite him in the ass when he wants to write about historically topical things without any of the context.

>I'm hoping we get a crazier Euron in S8, in the books he's supposed to be terrifying.

I'm thinking they will try to make him more crazy than he was to make him seem a threat in the shadow of the night king but he won't be near as strange and edgy as in the books. I also really hope he kills Asha/Yara.



Doran was the absolute worst waste of time in the show.


>Dragons, Incest, Snow, Fire, Light vs Dagon, Incest, Ice, Wildfire, Night

I mean come on.



I know there are deep ones but is Dagon also in there?


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Religion was a serious weak point in ASOIAF / GoT. None of it is fleshed out. Even though every major religion has significance in the story, they all feel like an afterthought. I understand why Rhllor worship and the Old Gods are kept mysterious because they're so ancient but there's no reason why The Faith of the Seven and the Drowned God are so skimmed over when they are actually important.


>Hey guys, what if we had Doran sit on a chair for the whole show and do nothing important, ever

Very cool B&W, keep it up



The problem with religion in ASOIAF is that GRRM wanted to be agnostic with it, and has said so, saying every religion can be seen as valid or invalid. In practical terms, that means none of the religions are correct, which immediately undercuts any dialogue from a priest or religious person.


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Tywin and Stannis are the only 2 worthy to win the throne.

>Tywin literally gave the dwarf some power the fucking dwarf failed miserably and killed his father because was too retarded to follow simple instructions hur muh ma dad hate me now coz i love a literal cum mop

>Stannis was killed by woman knight in homo revenge

Now the king will be Jon Sno or muh dragon queen bout of them literal tards who realistically got this far because of the people around them

what a shit show



best pair of tits ever


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>but there's no reason why The Faith of the Seven and the Drowned God are so skimmed over when they are actually important.

They should be important but aren't. Until suddenly they are. Despite his quips about Aragorn's tax policies he doesn't do any of that kind of legwork himself. His universe is not just very atheistic but you have these bohemian and educated characters with modernistic interpretations of the world they inhabit. I think that's one of his biggest flaws, despite the shifting viewpoints he doesn't transform the world and the reader's perception of it through them all that much. That and trying to make realistic and epic fantasy after having read some pop history and not grasping the historical context of the place and time. Plus not having normal family units work in his setting, other than Ned and Carelyn I guess.

I wish he would have stuck to a Moorcock tier pulpy trilogy instead of trying to be Tolkien despite not wanting to put in the work to be like him.










Tywin did nothing wrong. He kept telling Tyrion to stop it with the whores and alcohol but he never did and then he kept nagging him about wanting stuff. Like inheriting Casterly Rock or this or that. Then he didn't want to marry Sansa for no good reason and didn't knock her up.

Tyrion really is a little shit when you think about it.



It goes much further than that, religion is one of the central civilisational pillars. It's the basis of much of culture, morality, how people speak, how they dress, philosophy and more. It doesn't matter if you do it like Tolkien and go with a God that's real or if you go with a completely horseshit religion. Everything should be informed by it.



thats what im saying. And i dunno why so many people like Tyrion.



It's funny because the show didn't even include Tyrion's justification for murdering his dad, so he's even more of a shit.



i'd miss none of you





>Stannis was killed by woman knight in homo revenge

and yet you still watch this shit



This is the last season and livethreads are dope.


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>The problem with religion in ASOIAF is that GRRM wanted to be agnostic with it, and has said so, saying every religion can be seen as valid or invalid.

That could absolutely work, he just skimped on the detail.


Stannis was a dumb fuck, some literally who smuggler from Flea Bottom was a better tactician than him. Littlefinger was much better at playing the HBO's Game of Thrones™ and he too got killed by a tantrum like most of the characters in this series.


>you have these bohemian and educated characters with modernistic interpretations of the world they inhabit.

Makes sense for lowborn characters like Bronn, Sandor and Daario to be jaded and flippant (Tyrion too, given his circumstances) but it doesn't really make sense for Cersei and Jaime to be like that too. They live in the lap of luxury, you'd expect more naivety and faux politeness. Margaery felt spot on in that regard.


>He kept telling Tyrion to stop it with the whores and alcohol

>Like inheriting Casterly Rock or this or that

Tyrion wanted Casterly Rock for masterminding the defence of the Blackwater and his heroics during the battle which was a fair request.

>Then he didn't want to marry Sansa for no good reason and didn't knock her up.

He didn't want to marry Sansa because she was an emotionally fragile child who didn't deserve to be wed to a dwarf of the house that killed her family.


Benioff and Weiss


The show is good, even the bad seasons.



>This is the last season


> livethreads are dope

every thread is a live thread. and got isn't airing for another month.



how many black dicks do you think she's sucked?



they didnt need to justify it cuh they showed it on screen


Bran was the prime shota



The biggest problem with ASOIAF and GOT is that GRRM wanted to write a fantasy, but got distracted by tits, drama, and forcing the villains to win so hard he could be mistaken for SM Stirlings early and best days.

The backstory is infinitely more interesting, everything that has nothing to do with Cersei wanking or fucking Dorne is more interesting. Hell, Dorne could have been redeemed if the show had had Doran explicitly te his daughter that even his appearance of planning and doing anything was all a ruse, that his entire goal was keeping Dorne out of the war and just sitting back and watching the world burn, freeze and stab itself to death.

Supporting his brother for decades? A ruse. Inviting the obvious bastard girl? A ruse. His real plan is, and always was. Do absolutely fucking nothing while encouraging everyone who wants to do something of their own initiative to go and do it. Gets them out of the country.

None of that happened. The fantastical backstory is more appealing. His old ass stories about veganism and Malthus is more rewarding.



Finally a nice pair of tits with some perk to them.



It was a theocracy until the early Targaryens broke it. Then the Lords of the realm realized that they liked it that way, liked having more power, and kept themselves busy by enforcing the new status quo. Doesnt mean the peasants dropped it. Doesnt mean all the knights and fighting forgot it. The religion just dropped into 2nd place, similar to enforced secularism in several parts of the middle east for most of the 20th century.




The other issue is expecting him to write multiple bibles.



theocracy is a word too strong to describe the situation. Religion was the belief system like how science is now. Targ did co-exist with the Seven as they endorsed each other, in my opinion, Targ lose because Valyrian did not abide to religion



Based and redpilled

BHD also is an unnatural ugly whore



He didnt even want him to completely stop whoring and drinking, just get himself under control. And the Sansa situation is fucking ludicrous, since Tyrion should have known that marriage, pregnancy would provide an easy excuse for distance, and getting the fuck out of Kings Landing should have been his number one priority.

And then there is the plot contrivance of him not fingering the Littlefinger and having his ass murdered. But well, GRRM writing.



fingering for what?



Im the books, Tyrion highly suspects Littlefinger being behind the plot to kill him and wants to have a word with him. Tyrion is exactly the kind of gossipmonger and hs been around Petyr when he got drunk. Suffice to say, he knew, as most in the know Lords would have, that he spent much of his childhood with the Tully girls. And was close to them. And likely saw , remember, Lysa stayed in the capital too, Lysa treat him far more decently than she really should have.

Then the other Tully sister drags him to her on some bullshit, trumped up charges to see him murdered. On Petyr's word. CIA had no business surviving even five minutes after Tyrion was publicly confirmed as Hand of the King.



is the plot during the battle of blackwater?


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What nose job?


I'm not a Slav, and I haven't given up on her as an actress.


Maisie's head is too round for that.




Well, the new one should be here, I don't know where the fuck he is. And my friend will return very soon. And exactly 1 month.


>Maisie should show off more tits and ass

Absolutely! But right now irl she's muh serious businesswoman mixed with muh free librul gurl, so I don't know… Plus she's damned thin again.



>The backstory is infinitely more interesting

That's why he wrote Fire and Blood instead of Winds.


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It's funny how Gurm has been writing ASOIAF for so long that the cover art has had time to go to shit, from nice paintings in the 90s to garbage photoshops of single objects unrelated to the story.



i dont think he write all of them by himself, he had helps


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The hero we deserve.

Solid archive reading right here.


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Trannies talking shit about /ourgoddes/ cuz they will never be as feminine.

No wonder everybody hates you.


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Explain yourself.



I really disliked that costume, they gave everyone thick dark clothes for season 7 and it was a huge step down from before.


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You'll see… Everyone will see!

Anyway, I've told you guys that Maisie will shill something on youtube soon. Well, here it is.

>24 hours in Paris

How bad could it be?

>video literally starts with niggers

Expected in the USA and in France too, but geez…

>she travels by "coach" airline

Why? She doesn't have any money left? The people who invited her and her ilk didn't payed for first class? She's one of the most important actors in the world's most popular series. The fuck?

>more niggers later, she sits next to one


And what's with all these huge cameras? Why don't they use their phones?

At least this wasn't really a shill video, but it wasn't exactly interesting either. Unless she made this to campaign for France not being overrun.

What do you think?



I think she has lost it tbh.



ty for greentext

i never watchd it



No one cares for Maisie like that to put her in first class.

She's not Emilia



I want Emilia to ride me first class.


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You're welcome.


Orly? Show me a picture where she's at first class.



>you will never kiss maisie's cute little feet


would the show be better or worse with characters like lady stone heart or aegon or even quintyn?



Worse. The show needs a good trimming. Seasons 5 and 6 were complete filler.


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It would simply be longer and more aimless, like the books. Could be better or worse, but the show actually giving us an ending makes it far superior to the books right now.

There's much I don't like about it, but I do have respect for the two producer jews for staying true to their word and not cucking out for more money. The network would love a five part last season. The show viewership just keeps rising with each season and the trailers keeps breaking records. Yet this is the final season, despite no drop in viewers.

Better still, it's just six episodes, shorter than the seasons before. Be it artistic integrity or just being plain old tired of making this huge LotR style show I still find it remarkable. Especially since it's an American show and those never end before literally nobody watches them.



Six did a lot of legwork in a very little time, too much legwork, in fact, so nothing really made sense or felt very coherent.



>just six episodes

<each episode is two hours long


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I'm fine with Lady Stoneheart being cut, it made no sense in the books and went nowhere. But the Greyjoys should've been kept intact for sure among other characters.



Euron is a fucking legend, steals the scene every time.


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Honestly Gurm should stick to his own advice and not bring dead characters back.



Victarion is my most missed uncast


Is this series worth picking up again?



Yes tbh. Just bear with it and you will be rewarded with lots of laughs and good moments.


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>rewarded with lots of laughs and good moments

Can you give me an example?



he can't

it's worth watching for seeing the disaster that's coming in the next season

pirate the other seasons and it's worth your time if you're bored


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A finger in the bum?

It depends on what you find funny though, and how invested you are in this shit. Also on where you stopped watching. Seeing Euron btfo the sand sneks for example was some good shit.



Oh come on, last season was hilarious and we got shit like Jamie charging a dragon that was prettty well shot.


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If they wanted to fold Victarion and Euron into one character just to streamline things (which seems to be the case) I wouldn't mind, except they cut Moqorro and the fuck off horn that controls dragons. Seems just a tiny bit important don't you think?


Seasons 1 and 2 are indisputably enjoyable and very entertaining. Season 3 dips in the middle but ends on a high note.

Seasons 4-6 are okay. Daenerys and Jon's plotlines become pretty boring and uneventful while Bran and Arya's pick up pace. The main plot is still really good but i'm definitely biased because I loved AFfC and ADwD.

Season 7 is worth watching for the battle scenes if nothing else. Daenerys and Drogon attacking the caravan in "The Spoils of War" was one of the best things i've seen on TV. Pure unabashed spectacle.

As for Season 8, we'll have to wait and see, but i'm tentatively excited about it. I think a lot of anons like to joke about GoT becoming garbage but i'll probably watch a lot worse this year.



it's all really well shot for a tv show

hell it's better shot than movies like captain marvel

it doesn't make up for the lackluster story telling and character assassinations



I don't want to think about Victarion or Euron really

if they did meld them together it'd have been nice, but what we got is some weird offshoot of euron alone



I'm with you in that regard. Characters and writing went to shit way back though and I won't let shitty scripts lessen my enjoyment of cinematography. You just won't get shit like this anywhere else and I've learnt to laugh at it instead of taking it seriously at any level.



>Daenerys and Drogon attacking the caravan in "The Spoils of War" was one of the best things i've seen on TV. Pure unabashed spectacle.

Can't be a coincidence that an anon was in that scene.


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Dorne and Pyke were both botched. All the time that should've been used to expand on them was wasted on pointless Castle Black / Mereen scenes.


Oh yeah "Lannister Soldier". Must've been very cool to be there.




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She is a cancer


you get the choice to change one single scene

which scene is it

for me?

it's stannis

which stannits?

it doesn't matter, they're all bad compared to the books



I'd change the sand sneks btfo scene so we'd get rid of Theon and Yara too.


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>one single scene

>it's stannis

<Stannis is a scene


Does anyone even have any variations in who their favorite chacter is or is everyone's Stannis like I'm rightfully assuming


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Stannis was never that interesting, Davos and Mellisandre were the ones making his whole plotline intriguing. I'd probably have to say Littlefinger or Daario, but the books/show are full of memorable characters.


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Maisie's Watch obviously prefers Arya above everyone else. Me personally, I like Sandor Cleagane, The FrankenMountain forgot what nickname I gave him last time and Gendry. As women I like Hannah Murray and Nathalie Emmanuel.


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Oh, and Rosabell.


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Tywin was hands down the best.


what's the best feces reference(?) in the show?

was it the high tower poop compilation?



scat loving jew detected.



hey it's gurm's obsession not mine, I only wondered which of the few scenes he get to have any creative impact in that you enjoyed most



This show sucks.



"The king is tired" and the talk with the last Lsnnister kid were great.



Stannis isn't even confirmed dead in the books, and he never met Brienne. Also Tyrion knew that hooker was an evil scheming bitch and a falling out with her long before he killed Tywin.



I hate that show.


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Here's a chance to troll Maisie:


I can't come up with a really good question, but things like this should be asked:

>how many migrants did she already took in?

>how many migrants will she take in?

>will she let them do whatever they want to her?

>why did she agreed to do Up on the Roof & Regardez?

>why did she founded Up on the Roof & Regardez?

>how much money did she lost with this Daisy horseshit?



Fuck off Magyar faggot.

You're the only one butthurt about Daisy here



>how many migrants did she already took in?


>how many migrants will she take in?

All of them, in into her ass.

>will she let them do whatever they want to her?



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You're welcome to prove my question wrong about it being a failed project! May I ask why do you think that calling my nationality in my own language would offend me?


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Post the template, nigger!


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TV soys suck ass.



Thank ye.


how many days


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>red witch as your maester

That never works out.



it worked for stannis if you know what I mean


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In that department, yeah.


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This house would be unstoppable



>Illyrio and tits mcgee as adventure pals


>fooking legend as commander

It's over.



wasnt this bish in some hungarian porn or is that a different actress in GoT


25 days left.


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There have been some porn actresses in GoT, but I don't know if she's one of them. Shae was a major one.



i just remember a friend that was obsessed with this show finding her eastern european porn with her takin it up the ass. at least i think it was here.




Someone post it


alright guys

you have to marry one character from the series

which one


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>Wanting Turkroach porn



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>When Game of Thrones season 7 aired in 2017, it was the HBO drama’s highest rated and most lavishly produced season. It was also the shortest, with only seven episodes instead of the usual 10. Yet the season covered plenty of narrative ground — Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen met and fell in love, Cersei Lannister and Euron Greyjoy formed an alliance, Sansa and Arya reunited and dispatched a traitor in their midst, The Night King gained a dragon and blasted a hole in the wall. A lot went down. But for some fans, the pace was too fast at times, particularly when the show moved its key players around the map of Westeros. In previous seasons, characters would sometimes take multiple episodes to gradually trek to a new location. But season 7’s quickening pace as the show neared its climax had some making quips about the characters having jet packs and teleportation, a relatively rare (and some would say quibbling) complaint about the beloved fantasy hit.

>EW asked the show’s writers about those criticisms during our set visit last year. 

>“We made a choice to ‘just get on with it’ last season,” coexecutive producer Bryan Cogman said. “You can sit at home and do the math on how long it took to get the boats from Point A to Point B and whatever that was, yeah, that’s what it was. There’s always something everybody has got to graft on to and I guess that outrage was better than others, so I’ll take it.”

>“We don’t read a lot of that stuff,” showrunner Dan Weiss said. “If somebody says, ‘I don’t like the way you do this,’ I have no idea what percentage of the people watching that opinion actually represents. If that opinion happens to surface louder on the internet, I still have no idea — it could be 1 percent of people that becomes an internet thing for 10 minutes and then it just seems like it’s more than 1 percent. But there’s no way of telling — nor am I interested in finding a way of finding out — how accurate those thoughts represent the broad spectrum of people watching. If you start thinking about that you’ll drive yourself crazy.”

>Having said that, writer Dave Hill noted that the upcoming season 8 is not likely to garner the same criticism, despite only having six more episodes to wrap up the story.

>"You obviously don’t want any criticism of any kind,” Hill said. “But with all the things we were balancing to set things up for season 8, sometimes we had to speed things up within episodes. We had a lot of time cuts the vast majority of viewers didn’t catch. We could have a [title card] on there saying ‘Three Weeks Later,’ but we did not. Sometimes when moving pieces around you’re going to cheat a little bit. [For season 8], we tried to keep more of the time logic rather than jet packs.”

Less teleporting in the final season apparently.


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Will there be lots of niggers this season?


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no, but there will be for the prequel series.


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Do you think Qyburn could give Varys a new cock?


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He has a cock, he needs balls.



I'd watch it tbh.


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Let me show you how a real Anon fills in a template.



>stannis was never that interesting

>davos was

Lmao, imagine having taste this shit. Davos has zero character when you remove Stannis. Stannis is the one with all the depth, that being said, I don't watch the show and I only read the books.



I thought you were restricted to GoT characters. But yeah, that's peak kino right there.



You faggots are so pathetic. If it'd be the end of 2018, on the Commander spot, you'd have the supposed Birdfag's face.



>culture is pathetic

Pleb detected.



Nah, go hogwild. Restrictions are boring, make a new one.


>>1927888 (checked)

What use is it? The perfect one has already been made now.



This would actually be a very dysfunctional house. Sheev would manipulate into giving him unlimited power, GRRM would spend all of his time in the kitchens instead of doing his duties, your wife would be unable to sire children since she's a trap, Gahoole go into fits of incel rage and murder whores at every town or city you visited, Nobody would constantly be bitching about a lack of vegan options, Tarrant would start a war with Dorne, and Nasim would be a badass but she can't carry everyone's weight.



I thought the pacing in Season 7 was fine. I much prefer rapid plot progression to Season 4 tier slow as balls progression.


>tiktok shit

>attention whores

>spammed /pol/ memes



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>167 $ without shipping

What do you think? It's not very Maisie-like, but it's a nice action figure.



wasn't she naked in some show?

if I'm remembering correctly I'm pretty sure she's got way bigger tits than most imagine


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In two different shows, and yeah, she has nice tits.




she seems really short

me likey short



>Liked season 7


>Hates everything that makes /tv/ good

Reminder that GOT faggots are a blught upon our board.


is this the first season to have no confirmed leaks



first episode already leaked, nigga, it sucks


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nigger why season 8 so short?



Even the showrunners are sick of this awful story.



Did you realize that every episode's going to be much-much longer than the previous ones?



It isn't, tho.



It's not really about the pacing but the story logic, which is related to the pacing. The pacing did suck IMHO since it just more or less skipped many battles and stuff, but at points everything got so rushed it hurt the cohesion and broke internal rules. Especially when they went north of the wall.



It's not just the pacing. Game of Thrones have become a heavily polished turd. All of the sets, costumes, and special effects are great, while the storytelling and dialogue is abysmal.



Okay, not every, but most of the episodes.


>All of the sets, costumes, and special effects are great

You seriously think that?



>All of the sets, costumes, and special effects are great, while the storytelling and dialogue is abysmal.

That's only natural. You can throw millions at the show to make it have stunning visuals but you throwing more money on it won't make the writing any better. If you hire a thousand CG artists you can end up with something pretty. You could hire a hundred thousand writers and the writing would be no better for it.



>You seriously think that?

I can't think of any other tv show with fantasy visuals as good as GOT.


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Like, Season 7 sucked as a whole in my opinion. But this scene was cool on its own.




That still doesn't mean anything's exceptional here. Dany's hair is a very-very obvious wig, since the last season, everyone wears the same black clothes, no exceptions, no matter where is the character geographically.

The only really good visual effects in it are the practical ones, like the zombie-Mountain's eyes or Wun Wun, who was Ian Whyte, wearing prostetics.



You misunderstand, I'm not saying that makes up for anything. Just that it's a shame decent to good production values are wasted on such weak writing. The first two or maybe three seasons were good and then it all fell apart and became something only worth watching for the battle sequences.


23 days until the first livethread



no way this is true



It's not.


maisie williams or sophie turner

you have to pick one to sex or become a tranny



But most TV soys are like this.

Good productions values… and nothing else. No interesting or likable characters, horrible plots that go nowhere, pozzed bullshit…



Most don't even have good production values.




Imagine what it must feel like for the production team. World class talent working their ass off day and night for months, giving their best effort. And yet, the sum total of their efforts is reduced to a bad joke because the writers are mentally 12-year-old hacks.

/got/ isn't the only show suffering from this, which makes me wonder how much people in the industry must resent writers.




If the leaks are to be true, this season starts off with a conversation about Varys lack of a scrotum. How many scenes have D n D written discussing genitals?



Ah, I see. I can agree with that.



>season 8

>Varys being a eunuch is still a topic of discussion

top kek



Last season there was at least 2 minutes wasted talking about why eunuchs would bother fighting for Dany with Bronn saying something like "If I didn't have a cock, I wouldn't bother" Idk, I just find it odd how much they put these convos into the show. Once or twice, I get it, but it seems like their obsessed.


give me the over under for littlefinger actually coming back this season


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Here you go.


Since I have nothing else to do I've been reading fantasy genre fiction and I must commend Gurm on one thing and that's naming shit. I've noticed this when I've tried my hand at it myself and found many examples of how not to do it. Unless you're a linguist like Tolkien it tends to turn out in two ways, either you come up with complete gibberish that is very hard to make sense of and require a lot of initial investment in learning. It might not really follow any structure but are made up of really awkward made up words that never flow together. You might see entire paragraphs made up of these words. Then there's the offbrand-George-Lucas method where you come up with names and stuff based on existing words.

Gurm is a complete hack in most regards but this is one thing the fat man gets right.



george's writing is far better than most give him credit for

most detractors are repeating shit that isn't a real criticism of writing like "he talks of poop when someone is suffering from dysentery xddddddd"


So is Tyrion gonna betray Dany?


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In some ways he's better than people give him credit for, in some ways worse. Depends on who you ask really. He cut his teeth on short science fiction stories and it shows, he's hitting the right beats, gets many things right. But he's also a bit of a hack in the Moorcock tradition, even if he tries to cover it up.

One book I've read while waiting for the final batch of livethreads was Wizard's First Rule. It's absolute shit in many regards, especially the naming. FFS, one character is even named Panis Rahl. Panis. But despite being quite dire in some ways I found the book more satisfying than any of the ASOIAF ones. Every plot thread and thing that happens feels like it's there for a reason. It's all meat, no fat. And the way things interlock towards the end and threads get tied together is quite nice. What you read at the start of the book gets a conclusion and your perspective of what you read at the start has changed. It doesn't matter that the plot if completely anime tier and the naming suck balls, or that the worldbuilding is very vague and thin.

I agree with Gurm that it's an interesting thing, to see Gandalf die and not come back, so to speak, in ASOIAF, but he makes a mistake of being directionless. It's not some clever postmodern take on fantasy about tax policies toppling kingdoms and an exercise in mocking the genre with encyclopedic trivia or shifting writing mode to realism completely. At the end of the day he's still writing epic fantasy, with all the usual clichés of it in there. And as such it's fiction not only filled with blueballs and mystery boxes but cheap vulgarities intended to shock and most importantly, no ending or conclusion. It's an important thing, endings, some say the most important thing. A good ending can save a mediocre book and a bad ending can wreck something you quite enjoyed until it came along and shat all over what came before.

Gurm knows many things, he knows how to write a pageturner, how to name things to make them not be super awkward, he can write characters with some depth, he can write erotica for middle aged women and neckbeards, he has a fair grip on the english language and he knows how to write twists. But if some hack with almost no skill in these areas can write a more satisfying book then what good is all of that? It's not even like it's some standalone book and that's why it's better. The Sword of Truth series is like 19 or 20 books long. It's just that each book is worth reading by itself, and not just in the context of a larger series with the promise of a conclusion to the story at some distant point in the future.

Gurm has more faults than that, but it's his greatest flaw when it comes to ASOIAF. And in my mind that's a fatal one.



I super enjoyed a dying light by him



Sword of Truth worth picking up? Sounds like you know a few memes about books and whatnot



I agree, apart from that time he just gave up and called some town Ashford



Not that anon but not really, the first book is enjoyable until midway through when it loses itself and it becomes a clusterfuck straight out of fanfiction.net. I actually went looking for a summary when reading it because I wasn't sure the copy I was reading was real or had been tampered by some memelord for some reason.


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I've actually bought it since I heard it was one of his best novels, but I've yet to read it. I'm hoping I'm in for a treat when I do decide to give it a go. I'm thinking I want to see the final season before going back to Gurm, just to compare TV writers coming up with an ending and him doing it, since we will never get Winds and won't be able to compare that.


>Sword of Truth worth picking up?

Truly depends on your taste. When I said it was written like an anime I meant it. If I wanted to sell you on it I'd mention that it is full of rape, crazy Randian tier rants and just absurdly funny shenanigans, which becomes more prominent as the series goes on. It's also full of femdom, if you're into that, which is also anime I guess. If you visit a site like Goodreads you'll find a bunch of negative reviews pointing out the rape and shit. With that said it's not that well written, very action based and as mentioned the worldbuilding and stuff takes a bakseat.

If you have time on your hands and an e-reader or just some spare change to spare (the books were really cheap when I got them) then I'd honestly think you should give them a go. Not just for the spectacle of the later books, with demonic chickens and demons raping nuns, the protagonist cutting down commies while thinking about how morally justified he is doing it or the extreme femdom. While that's all good and well, I think it's quite the interesting example to study in terms of writing and plotting. Because despite being a complete hack Goodkind delivers in many of the areas that are essential, some that Gurm has neglected.

>Sounds like you know a few memes about books and whatnot

Sure, I used to be a litfag with the guilty pleasure of being into genre fiction. Haven't had the inclination to keep up as of late though. Even the fantasy genre is getting filled with sheboons and leftist politics, and I don't mean to imply it has ever been free it since Tolkien was completely misread by the hippies in America as some sort of progressive environmentalist instead of a trad eco christian. It's just gotten real bad, the stuff that's getting published by new authors. The current state of the genre is worse than I have stomach for.

By the way, Gurm is GRI approved. Stands for Gay, Rape and Incest, the staples of grimdark fantasy. If you want more in the same vein as that then give Prince of Nothing or The First Law trilogy a go.



He's evil, but not that evil.



Thanks I think I'll give it a try. A Dying Light was really really really good though. Hope I'm not building it up too much from you but I love space sci fi shit and it was a really clever take on it I think and finishing it gave me hope for a good end to ASOIAF if he can actually get around to it


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Science fiction is quite neat when it's not about black gays discovering the fifth gender, so I don't doubt I will enjoy it. It's funny when I think about it, most of the fantasy or science fantasy authors I hold dear began as writers of science fiction. Jack Vance, Gene Wolfe, Frank Herbert and so on. There are earlier ones of course, such as J.R.R. Tolkien or E.R. Eddison, who didn't but the more contemporary ones tended to start out writing short stories for science fiction magazines. I also really quite enjoy the themes I presume it will have, with the setting being a dying world and all.

I look foward to see if he's really as good as you say when he's writing a single novel, as I've only read short stories and the ASOIAF series so far. Frankly his short stories aren't that great, competent, but not something that ever could compare to the output of say Algis Budrys.

>I think I'll give it a try

Just remember that I warned you about it being anime tier if you do.

>and finishing it gave me hope for a good end to ASOIAF if he can actually get around to it

That's quite the if, If magazine tier if. You could probably write a good short story about science competing with the grim reaper in keeping Gurm alive until he finishes the books.



>Don't pay attention to sick shit goyim it doesn't exist

>But it does exist schlomo, it's right here

>What are you, some kind of faggot, looking at that, lmao, you some kind of closet homo

Really jogs my nogs.


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>wew, there's so much gay, scat and bestiality porn on the internet, better watch all of it just to make sure it's degenerate, just for research

>*fap fap fap*

>hey, this donkey show video is pretty hot, I should remember to tell my gf to try it out later

>*fap fap fap*

>white people are so degenerate!

Why do spics do this?


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haha wew lad xD




>White people still think Bugchasing is just a homophobic Canard and still support their based faggot allies

>Wouldn't want to be a bigot now would we

Why do white people love gay people so much?







Guys, can we just talk about what Emilio Clarke's brappps smell like?



Lmao, Trump really is living in your head rent free. Why are spics so butthurt about the wall they keep saying is never getting built?


>live in the land of the she-man or in sodomy central (Mexico)

>claim whites are responsible for you being gay

>watch a billion gay pornos to prove that it's whitey's fault



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They smell like a bundle of summer flowers.



Wypipo are just self destructive tbh. Just sit back and watch the shitshow



>Land of the She-man

Yeah, I live in the US, what of it, bigot?



>Why do white people love gay people so much?

Lol they don't, some virtue signal about it but at the end of the day nobody likes them. What does that have to do with spics looking at gay porn though?



I feel bad for the white boy Common Spic kidnapped



Brazil, retard. US is the land of armed cucks.


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>White people don't like homos

You're right, they ARE homos



Yeah, nice source Christcuck, are you retarded or something? White Atheists HATE faggotry, not that it matters, there's nothing logically wrong with homosexuality



>There's nothing wrong with homosexuality

Blatantly false, if you're a homosexual, you can't enjoy brapps.


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Hmmm, how about you post the real pic?



is this shopped?

I don't remember her having shut a perfectly square ass



oh shit he tried to alter the results but got called out

based whitey



Nice try, whitey, but I have seen thousands of bestiality and gay fisting porn videos and guess what, everyone in them are white!



This is actually pretty good, I concede, you win this round Gringo.


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Pls get out of my thread.



as a fellow white person, There's literally nothing wrong with Gay bestiality videos.

Love is love you fucking savage.



This person is not white.



You should respect your superiors, as a latinx we are the inheritors of Rome and fat boy butts getting dicked. Don't you make me watch more gay scat porn and call out how gay ypipo are!


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What race is this person?



is this guillermo del toro










That's Jorge RR Martinez






20 yet?


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>2900 replies during one night

<I wonder what they're talking about?

I predict "muh books"

>it's "muh books", identity politics and Emilia-memes



okay start a topic of conversation then mr. high and might and above all the shitpost


gendry gets the thrones

but so many dead in westeros


what's the absolute worst ending that you think could possibly happen

jon/dany on throne and everyone else dead?


>>1932666 (sup satan)

Worst written or worst for the characters?



just the worst plausible ending you can think of for the series



any ending with littlefinger not on the throne is a bad ending

this is how the books would have ended


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the ending will have many main characters dead

worst would be sansa

daneries winning is too easy for some reason

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