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/bane/ /film/ /strek/ /sw/ /wooo/ Combined Rules

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File: 8f8c96c77a81d2b⋯.jpg (132.47 KB, 862x1200, 431:600, sw21.jpg)

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 No.1960897

>Star Wars twitter actually pandering to fascists

Uhm… that's gonna be a yikes from me dude!

 No.1960903

But which side is the fascist one? Are all sides fascist? 🤔 Where's the characters who sip on blue milk spice coffee and stick it to the man? Where's the toydarians who collect their own piss to make a statue of Sheev with it to btfo him?


 No.1960909

If I could I'd side with the only winners in this shitshow, the Banking Clan.


 No.1960920

File: ec78c0b5cb40b84⋯.jpg (210.08 KB, 843x948, 281:316, d3b7f85e5efe751a1faffa3fec….jpg)

>So there I was, a brave neoliberal sexworker resisting all forms of fascism and hate, the first order insurgents as well as the government, but today without my knowledge my client would be a white man


 No.1960950

>>1960897

>those avatars and usernames

lol


 No.1960963

File: 6a4a7c53120f3db⋯.mp4 (10.82 MB, 640x360, 16:9, SITH DID NOTHING WRONG Jed….mp4)

Not the "fascist" empire because they are fucking retarded. Its great that they put humans first and enslaved the filthy xenos, but holy shit they fuck up big time.

Also soy wars is for children who are not from my family (read, retarded children) so I don't know shit about the facts other than the sith did nothing wrong

>>1960909

They'd betray you, just ask the anglonoids


 No.1960985

>>1960909

What was Sheev's tax plan?


 No.1960989

>>1960903

>But which side is the fascist one? Are all sides fascist?

Both sides use violence to achieve their goals and kill anyone who gets in their way.

Only a fascist would want to associate with either faction.


 No.1961014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Snoke is dumping aliens on our planets! This is terrib- I mean this is amazing and enriching, but Snoke is still a bad man.


 No.1961039

Unironcially would side with the Empire after seeing how badly the "good guys" fail to run things every time.


 No.1961056

File: 1039ccbe0a887c5⋯.jpg (62.01 KB, 568x544, 71:68, t. marx.jpg)

>which side would you be on

<THIS IS FASCISM

twitter was a mistake


 No.1961069

Has the star wars account apologized yet?


 No.1961070

>>1960897

Star Wars has been about selling toys.


 No.1961084

File: 0779af37c45aafb⋯.jpg (75.64 KB, 1200x790, 120:79, sw12.jpg)

Space fash status = BASHED


 No.1961086

>>1961070

And they are currently failing at that, the state of (((disney)))


 No.1961087

>>1961084

>no Hutt cartel option


 No.1961096

File: f7b28c0a8a238af⋯.gif (2.56 MB, 480x480, 1:1, f7b28c0a8a238af3f61c24fe58….gif)

Basing your entire worldview off of an innocuous tweet from a media corporation. They tell you that society is founded on reason and evidence growing up but the truth is they tell you that to propagandize you. Absolutely programmed. These people don't even know what a thought terminating cliche is. I want the nukes to drop already.


 No.1961098

>>1960985

He had the Trade Federation exterminated, make of that as you will.


 No.1961101

>>1961098

They never shown what happened to Watto after Sheev took over.


 No.1961102

>>1961087

>no proper Empire option

Who the fuck would like to be part of the First Order?


 No.1961104

>>1961102

They already know most people support the Empire in white countries.


 No.1961107

>>1961104

>>1961102

There was a poll for some older Star Wars game back in the day that actually showed this breakdown. Just about every white country was Empire, while the rest were usually Rebels. Can't remember if it was TORtanic or not, since it happened around 2012.


 No.1961108

File: dccc544a8e9aba4⋯.jpg (405.03 KB, 716x2895, 716:2895, kuxhiiqhiv1lb1r5fjed.jpg)


 No.1961110

>>1961108

the disparity is coming from the fact that white countries are now 60%+ brown…a lot has changed in 2 years. lol..fucking kill me now.


 No.1961113

>>1961108

>Croats and Serbs are filthy Rebels

>my country is firmly Empire instead

Good.


 No.1961114

>>1961109

oh fuck back off to reddit you cum gargling moron,no body here is offended by this shit, it's interesting is what it is you sissy ass faggot. you fucking kikes need to learn to read a fucking room, jesus fucking christ.


 No.1961117

the question is rigged since the IP was transformed in the 90s into sjw, capitalist exploitation.


 No.1961129

>>1961118

ha, you wish faggot…also if you want to blend in better don't talk like a nigger,nigger…biiiihhhh, like did you have a fucking stroke or something?

>>1961109

imagine being so fucking retarded you don't understand how discussions work. lol


 No.1961145

File: 16d34f7ce89593e⋯.png (5.95 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, starkiller.png)

Daily reminder that in the EU it was revealed that the Empire actually built the Death Star to protect the galaxy.


 No.1961147

>>1961145

from the massive alien threat outside the galaxy, right? forgot what they were called


 No.1961150

File: 29e711ccad9927f⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1961147

>>1961145

Yuuzhan Vong. Then again EU wasn't perfect and the Yuuzhan Vong arc was shit.


 No.1961151

>>1961147

Yuuzhan Vong


 No.1961153

>>1961150

it's non-canon.


 No.1961154

>>1961150

> EU wasn't perfect

True but it's where the best Star Wars content comes from.


 No.1961163

Jesus Christ you can't even make a simple fucking question on trannytter.


 No.1961164

>>1961153

Shoo shoo disney kike

>>1961154

Yeah you gotta take in bits and pieces of whatever was good and kinda ignore the worst of it.


 No.1961167

>>1960897

Don't ask how, but a while ago I got my hands on the nu star wars tabletop RPG and found something cool

Its rulebook had a introduction on the backstory of the new trilogy, so from what I remember

>Rebels and empire remnants fight after emperors death

>Remnants get pushed back

>Remnants end up at inhospitable, hostile space

>fight a defending battle for the last empire controlled planets in crap space against filthy rebels

>final battle above Jaquu

>devastates both sides

>both sides make a truce

>galaxy split into rightful empire space stolen by barbaric traitors

>and the dregs of the galaxy occupied by the remaining empire loyalists

>Remnants make a living resenting their forced situation

>crawl in the muck and beat together a powerful new empire

>finally have a way to fight back against the thieves that took their homes

>opposed by an independent whamyn and her pet black man

The First Order are the real heroes of nu Star Wars


 No.1961173

>>1961167

the whole reason for the FO coming to be is so stupid, how could a completely shattered and decimated empire manage to scrounge itself back together into a worthy fighting force and build Death Star 3: Rappin', and STILL fail?


 No.1961179

>>1961173

you'd probably also get really determined if a bunch of gender studies cunts killed all your mates and you had to run to Africa to survive while they stole your house and made you the villain


 No.1961181

>>1961173

Because whamyn. Were you not paying attention?


 No.1961183

>>1961179

this was before the rebels were pozzed though


 No.1961186

>>1961167

>the backstory to the new trilogy is a better story than the new trilogy

Who wouldn't want to see that? A grunge Empire looking like something out of Mad Max, raiding like pirates.


 No.1961191

File: a8fa49ebc2a8a55⋯.jpg (100.6 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, DqWmH1VX0AEQD35.jpg)

>>1961109

>Fans like all factions in star wars.

>IP owner asks a fun question (unfortunately it deals with nu-trilogy).

<Retarded leftists get offended.

<Immediately posts virtually signally cringe "anti-fascist™" propaganda.

>Everyone laughs at their retardation.

<leftist butt hurt post immediately in typical communist fashion tries to impotently accuse their political enemies of what they themselves are were just shown to be doing in op....


 No.1961192

Star wars culturally appropriates nazis


 No.1961276

>>1961108

The fact that most Star Wars fans prefer the Empire to the rebels makes these leftists especially sensitive about any pro-imperial talk being allowed.

Being in the minority despite all the politicization of Star Wars that has been happening in recent years has them in a panic.


 No.1961283

>>1961109

>le rightsoy may may again


 No.1961312

>>1961167

That's a bit better than "btw defeating the empire caused the empire to become far more powerful, also there's a new sith lord or something"


 No.1961316

>>1961191

>corporation does something

>leftists tard out

>conservatives laugh

>corporation listens to leftists, apologizes

>conservatives react

>'lol fuggin rightsoys lololol'


 No.1961331

>>1961056

Reminder that Marx was black.


 No.1961336

File: cc619fd04f91a95⋯.png (386.23 KB, 319x544, 319:544, yes.png)

>>1961316

Corporate millionaires supporting idpol are not leftists sweaty


 No.1961339

>>1961336

>le communism nebber tried hehehe

They are marxists you dumb fuckface. Abolishing marriage, family, and religion is in the fucking manifesto.


 No.1961358

File: 11159eea0b038c2⋯.png (184.61 KB, 500x566, 250:283, 1489237bb0d112cf86ddf87f99….png)

>>1961331

dats rite brotha


 No.1961406

>>1961331

Well that would explain why he hated working.


 No.1961410

>>1961406

/pol/ is black?


 No.1961414

>>1961410

Hey Zach.


 No.1961434

>>1961414

I don't like Emma Watson. Your meme ashit.


 No.1961451

>>1961084

>first order

>resistance

Where is the choice for Empire???


 No.1961460

>>1961434

That's good, because she has no talent and looks like a plank.


 No.1961463


 No.1961465

>>1961331

You misspelled Jewish


 No.1961481

File: 3abab4586bae59f⋯.jpg (84.38 KB, 500x418, 250:209, we wuz hebrews.jpg)

>>1961465

redundant tbh


 No.1961504

File: a9a17ee135a57b6⋯.jpg (168.66 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, my gf1513.jpg)

File: 3fdbcb8696bd31f⋯.jpg (110.84 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, my gf1537.jpg)

File: aed65f9d45e6acb⋯.jpg (116.79 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, my gf1499.jpg)

she said she wants to be a wookie


 No.1961528

>>1961504

cute keep posting


 No.1961544

File: de693e3217a1f79⋯.png (120.44 KB, 335x335, 1:1, 64bebe11a23fd106d98b25960e….png)

>>1960897

>complaining about action figure mentality in a franchise built around selling toys


 No.1961570

File: 7b0834b84d151aa⋯.png (651.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1960985

EVASION IT IS


 No.1961627

>>1961544

It's not like the toys have been selling lately so I can forgive them for not realizing this.


 No.1961704

File: 625e2bba252d805⋯.jpg (128.06 KB, 546x673, 546:673, 8bd94b1aeb01.jpg)

>>1961084

Where's the true Order?


 No.1961730

Haves these people not seen people actually like the bad guys not because of their ideals? They can be relatable without being something to attribute to like an avatar.


 No.1961808

>Ask simple question

<FASCIST!

The absolute state.


 No.1961818

>>1960920

I insist that you release that young boy from his bonds immediately.


 No.1961819

File: 9561453522b4ea1⋯.jpg (69.17 KB, 759x571, 759:571, D3WXZoxXoAIHMW_.jpg_large.jpg)

>>1961808

Asking questions is fascist, fascist!


 No.1961825

>star wars thread spam again

This is more than just Zach, some retard has to be unironically shilling at this point.


 No.1961858

>>1961825

It's just how every Star Wars season is on /tv/


 No.1961861

>>1961109

dup btfo


 No.1961868

>>1961410

dup btfo


 No.1961883

>>1961504

>pedophilia

Lol


 No.1961963

File: 1df0df1ab8083dd⋯.webm (3.64 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ye_shall_be_judged_luke.webm)


 No.1961967


 No.1962287

>>1960963

I liked it


 No.1962293

File: b90a6d0b7cf8a17⋯.jpg (31.91 KB, 474x658, 237:329, lordthrawn.jpg)

>>1961164

>>1961154

>>1961150

Beware the sub race savants. Anything other than Thrawn and Katarn that was good? I don't think it was Jade was necessaryu


 No.1962359

>>1960963

extremely soy video tbh


 No.1962374

This is what episode 7 should've been.

It's after the rebels destroyed the second death star. The emperor is dead. A power vacuum consumes the galaxy. Han Solo, being Leah's husband, has positioned himself to become the leader of the new republic. Luke Skywalker fears that Han will lose composure and control. He watches as Han is corrupted by the enormous power thrust upon him. Luke kills Han Solo, finally completing his training. Luke is now the bad guy.

That's how it should've been. Would've been a much better series of movies.


 No.1962384

File: 99edcf0a98ec436⋯.png (392.25 KB, 703x403, 703:403, thissoyquestionmark.png)

>>1962359

why do faggots always call other people gay?


 No.1963064

>>1961504

She makes a good wookie.


 No.1964387

File: c513fda1a49034f⋯.jpeg (122.34 KB, 900x595, 180:119, 0_74819_5574e98b_XXL.jpeg)

>>1961108

>Chile's ranking

Horrible, I blame Pinochet.


 No.1964416

>>1960897

I know I'm not siding with the space terrorists so the empire


 No.1964425

>>1960985

he built a death star and made the bothans pay for it




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