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>Star Wars twitter actually pandering to fascists

Uhm… that's gonna be a yikes from me dude!


But which side is the fascist one? Are all sides fascist? 🤔 Where's the characters who sip on blue milk spice coffee and stick it to the man? Where's the toydarians who collect their own piss to make a statue of Sheev with it to btfo him?


If I could I'd side with the only winners in this shitshow, the Banking Clan.


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>So there I was, a brave neoliberal sexworker resisting all forms of fascism and hate, the first order insurgents as well as the government, but today without my knowledge my client would be a white man



>those avatars and usernames



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Not the "fascist" empire because they are fucking retarded. Its great that they put humans first and enslaved the filthy xenos, but holy shit they fuck up big time.

Also soy wars is for children who are not from my family (read, retarded children) so I don't know shit about the facts other than the sith did nothing wrong


They'd betray you, just ask the anglonoids



What was Sheev's tax plan?



>But which side is the fascist one? Are all sides fascist?

Both sides use violence to achieve their goals and kill anyone who gets in their way.

Only a fascist would want to associate with either faction.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Snoke is dumping aliens on our planets! This is terrib- I mean this is amazing and enriching, but Snoke is still a bad man.


Unironcially would side with the Empire after seeing how badly the "good guys" fail to run things every time.


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>which side would you be on


twitter was a mistake


Has the star wars account apologized yet?



Star Wars has been about selling toys.


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Space fash status = BASHED



And they are currently failing at that, the state of (((disney)))



>no Hutt cartel option


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Basing your entire worldview off of an innocuous tweet from a media corporation. They tell you that society is founded on reason and evidence growing up but the truth is they tell you that to propagandize you. Absolutely programmed. These people don't even know what a thought terminating cliche is. I want the nukes to drop already.



He had the Trade Federation exterminated, make of that as you will.



They never shown what happened to Watto after Sheev took over.



>no proper Empire option

Who the fuck would like to be part of the First Order?



They already know most people support the Empire in white countries.




There was a poll for some older Star Wars game back in the day that actually showed this breakdown. Just about every white country was Empire, while the rest were usually Rebels. Can't remember if it was TORtanic or not, since it happened around 2012.


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the disparity is coming from the fact that white countries are now 60%+ brown…a lot has changed in 2 years. lol..fucking kill me now.



>Croats and Serbs are filthy Rebels

>my country is firmly Empire instead




oh fuck back off to reddit you cum gargling moron,no body here is offended by this shit, it's interesting is what it is you sissy ass faggot. you fucking kikes need to learn to read a fucking room, jesus fucking christ.


the question is rigged since the IP was transformed in the 90s into sjw, capitalist exploitation.



ha, you wish faggot…also if you want to blend in better don't talk like a nigger,nigger…biiiihhhh, like did you have a fucking stroke or something?


imagine being so fucking retarded you don't understand how discussions work. lol


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Daily reminder that in the EU it was revealed that the Empire actually built the Death Star to protect the galaxy.



from the massive alien threat outside the galaxy, right? forgot what they were called


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Yuuzhan Vong. Then again EU wasn't perfect and the Yuuzhan Vong arc was shit.



Yuuzhan Vong



it's non-canon.



> EU wasn't perfect

True but it's where the best Star Wars content comes from.


Jesus Christ you can't even make a simple fucking question on trannytter.



Shoo shoo disney kike


Yeah you gotta take in bits and pieces of whatever was good and kinda ignore the worst of it.



Don't ask how, but a while ago I got my hands on the nu star wars tabletop RPG and found something cool

Its rulebook had a introduction on the backstory of the new trilogy, so from what I remember

>Rebels and empire remnants fight after emperors death

>Remnants get pushed back

>Remnants end up at inhospitable, hostile space

>fight a defending battle for the last empire controlled planets in crap space against filthy rebels

>final battle above Jaquu

>devastates both sides

>both sides make a truce

>galaxy split into rightful empire space stolen by barbaric traitors

>and the dregs of the galaxy occupied by the remaining empire loyalists

>Remnants make a living resenting their forced situation

>crawl in the muck and beat together a powerful new empire

>finally have a way to fight back against the thieves that took their homes

>opposed by an independent whamyn and her pet black man

The First Order are the real heroes of nu Star Wars



the whole reason for the FO coming to be is so stupid, how could a completely shattered and decimated empire manage to scrounge itself back together into a worthy fighting force and build Death Star 3: Rappin', and STILL fail?



you'd probably also get really determined if a bunch of gender studies cunts killed all your mates and you had to run to Africa to survive while they stole your house and made you the villain



Because whamyn. Were you not paying attention?



this was before the rebels were pozzed though



>the backstory to the new trilogy is a better story than the new trilogy

Who wouldn't want to see that? A grunge Empire looking like something out of Mad Max, raiding like pirates.


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>Fans like all factions in star wars.

>IP owner asks a fun question (unfortunately it deals with nu-trilogy).

<Retarded leftists get offended.

<Immediately posts virtually signally cringe "anti-fascist™" propaganda.

>Everyone laughs at their retardation.

<leftist butt hurt post immediately in typical communist fashion tries to impotently accuse their political enemies of what they themselves are were just shown to be doing in op....


Star wars culturally appropriates nazis



The fact that most Star Wars fans prefer the Empire to the rebels makes these leftists especially sensitive about any pro-imperial talk being allowed.

Being in the minority despite all the politicization of Star Wars that has been happening in recent years has them in a panic.



>le rightsoy may may again



That's a bit better than "btw defeating the empire caused the empire to become far more powerful, also there's a new sith lord or something"



>corporation does something

>leftists tard out

>conservatives laugh

>corporation listens to leftists, apologizes

>conservatives react

>'lol fuggin rightsoys lololol'



Reminder that Marx was black.


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Corporate millionaires supporting idpol are not leftists sweaty



>le communism nebber tried hehehe

They are marxists you dumb fuckface. Abolishing marriage, family, and religion is in the fucking manifesto.


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dats rite brotha



Well that would explain why he hated working.



/pol/ is black?



Hey Zach.



I don't like Emma Watson. Your meme ashit.



>first order


Where is the choice for Empire???



That's good, because she has no talent and looks like a plank.




You misspelled Jewish


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redundant tbh


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she said she wants to be a wookie



cute keep posting


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>complaining about action figure mentality in a franchise built around selling toys


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It's not like the toys have been selling lately so I can forgive them for not realizing this.


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Where's the true Order?


Haves these people not seen people actually like the bad guys not because of their ideals? They can be relatable without being something to attribute to like an avatar.


>Ask simple question


The absolute state.



I insist that you release that young boy from his bonds immediately.


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Asking questions is fascist, fascist!


>star wars thread spam again

This is more than just Zach, some retard has to be unironically shilling at this point.



It's just how every Star Wars season is on /tv/



dup btfo



dup btfo






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I liked it


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Beware the sub race savants. Anything other than Thrawn and Katarn that was good? I don't think it was Jade was necessaryu



extremely soy video tbh


This is what episode 7 should've been.

It's after the rebels destroyed the second death star. The emperor is dead. A power vacuum consumes the galaxy. Han Solo, being Leah's husband, has positioned himself to become the leader of the new republic. Luke Skywalker fears that Han will lose composure and control. He watches as Han is corrupted by the enormous power thrust upon him. Luke kills Han Solo, finally completing his training. Luke is now the bad guy.

That's how it should've been. Would've been a much better series of movies.


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why do faggots always call other people gay?



She makes a good wookie.


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>Chile's ranking

Horrible, I blame Pinochet.



I know I'm not siding with the space terrorists so the empire



he built a death star and made the bothans pay for it

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