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 No.2030958

>John Travolta, Brendan Fraser, Morgan Freeman

 No.2030970

>John Travolta

<Closet gay that has raped a male masseuse

>Mogan Freeman

<Fucks his grand daughter

And poor pure Brendan is tied up with these degenerates.


 No.2030974

>>2030970

Why all the sympathy for Brendan?

He's pushing gay agenda through association.


 No.2030976

>>2030970

>rape

>incest

>cuckolding

BASED


 No.2030977

>>2030958

lol

This is millennial murder mystery in current year.

It's trash.

It's not Kino

"I never lose."

DEERRRRRRPPPPPP


 No.2030980

>>2030977

I mean oh shit Travolta with a beard going 1v1 with \ourgod\ = Happening


 No.2030982

>>2030980

>>2030977

What the fuck are you talking about?


 No.2030987

>>2030982

Nothing, enjoy the movie.


 No.2030990

>>2030987

You won't?


 No.2031028

>>2030990

Fuck no, I an't watching that shit.


 No.2031030

>>2030958

Morgan Freeman has never been in a good movie.


 No.2031290

Anybody remember the autistic kid that used to tirelessly defend Brendan on the IMDB forums? I wonder wha he is doing now.


 No.2031314

>>2031290

He's sucking my cockcckkk


 No.2031333

>tfw your slave name is Freeman


 No.2031408

>>2030958

>faggot rapist who believes in Xenu

>literally the origin of the JUST cucked meme

>uppity nigger

What a stellar cast.


 No.2031431

>>2031030

Seven not good enough for you?


 No.2031473


 No.2031474

File: 1a13fd9ac81ec5a⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1170x796, 585:398, Screen Shot 2019-05-25 at ….png)

>>2030958

>Morgan Freeman AND Brendan Fraser?!

WOW-WEE WOW WOW! KINO ALEART


 No.2031484

>>2031474

How does a Chad turn into Peter Lorre by middle age?


 No.2031643

>>2030970

>morgan freeman

quick rundown?


 No.2031649

So will anyone actually watch this.. shitno?

I feel like it will be less trash than any capeshit and reddit flicks.


 No.2031656

>>2031649

The.Poison.Rose.2019.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c89b00738bc914f3612cf3bc708cfdb2e66450b2&dn=The.Poison.Rose.2019.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.trackerfix.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2760&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2730


 No.2031698

I turned if off after 3:33

>starts with 5 bumpers for production companies

>"I'm a PI. I like to drink, smoke and gamble"

>3 guys with baseball bats get out of a car

>he goes to the back entrance carrying in his cat in a carrier

>guy with a gun waits outside the back entrance

>"no"

>"but I'm carrying a cat"

>"what"

>"here you hold it" gives carrier to guy

>knees surprised guy in the nuts

>goons come running down the stairs

>he drives away just in time

>monologue: "whoever called Los Angeles the city of angels had a lot of humor"

>inside of a dimly lit office building

>so much soft filter that it looks like there's fog inside

This is already enough stupidity for me to stop watching. Nothing but fucking clichés, one liners we heard a million times, incompetent adversaries and unrealistic shit.


 No.2031701

>>2031698

lol that sounds funny as fuck

I was right this is so bad it's good


 No.2031706

>>2031701

No it's not funny, It's just lazy, low effort garbage and it makes your blood boil.


 No.2031708

>>2031706

>>guy with a gun waits outside the back entrance

>

>>"no"

>

>>"but I'm carrying a cat"

>

>>"what"

>

>>"here you hold it" gives carrier to guy

>

>>knees surprised guy in the nuts

DUDE come on


 No.2031727

>>2030958

Holy fuck, Famke Jensen's face can barely move


 No.2031735

>>2031643

Morgan Freeman was molesting his grand daughter for years. It came out when she was murdered. Just search up "morgan freeman grand daughter" and it will be pretty much every result.


 No.2031832

File: a85269e5cee5397⋯.png (3.24 MB, 1434x1936, 717:968, 23424562.png)

>>2031735

<dad, I had an affair with the grinch

>lol, I'm gonna fuck this thing


 No.2031836

>>2031727

Tranny


 No.2031838

>>2031832

Just look at them.. these things have same rights as you do.


 No.2031866

>>2031832

>Raising your wife's son

<cuckoldry

>Fucking your son's wife's preteen daughter

<Oscar Worthy


 No.2031896

>>2031832

is that his grandaughter who he later had killed to hide the fact that he fucked her?


 No.2031914

>>2031896

Not blood related tho. He adopted her mother.


 No.2032656

GOOD


 No.2032664

>>2031914

I suppose that makes it all better.


 No.2032666

>>2031484

Is that rhetorical?


 No.2033014

File: c7362ec55efa5c4⋯.png (540.3 KB, 1036x594, 518:297, brendan trump.png)

>>2031474

BRENDAN'S BACK BOIS


 No.2033056

File: 709a338d293c2a5⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1000x563, 1000:563, line-of-descent_efm19_bren….png)

Brendan is probably barely in it. His true comeback kino is releasing next month.


 No.2036647

YAS YAS YAS


 No.2036799

>>2030958

>No Nicolas Cage

Dropped.


 No.2036826

>>2030958

THEY PAINTED OUR GUY AS A RETARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.2036831

>>2030970

Step granddaughter, so they aren't even related. It's barely any different than Leonardo Dicaprio only dating 20 year olds.


 No.2037046


 No.2042210

>>2030958

This thread is ten days old.


 No.2042218

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.



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