[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / animu / ausneets / b2 / choroy / dempart / freeb / vichan ]

/tv/ - Television and Movies

Winner of the 83rd Attention-Hungry Games
/strek/ - Remove Hasperat

May 2019 - 8chan Transparency Report
Comment *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.

/bane/ /film/ /strek/ /sw/ /wooo/ Combined Rules

File: afa690777273801⋯.jpg (449.64 KB, 1917x1376, 1917:1376, Untitled 1.jpg)


Are normalfags getting dumber? Has watching capeshit for a decade completely turned their already small brains into mush? I mean how else can you explain Aladdin remake - a straight to video looking film with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money. Has Yidsney really enforced a near Pavlovian reflex in them to devour anything they shit out at this point?




I know people that haven't watched MCU but are starting to now.

It's something else.

I think it's something symptomatic of societal pressures and all the internet censorship shaping NPC thought.



aren't there theaters that marathon every single mahvel capeshit in one go? This should be considered a torture on par with waterboarding.





It's not the superhero movies, it's the "smart" "phones".



it is the superheroes movies as well



Zach conflates enforcing bans on him for spamming with enforcing taste.



>It bombed

no it didn't, it made 726 million wolrdwide, that's the point


File: 7a5d51da6e2e1d3⋯.png (6.75 KB, 257x97, 257:97, ClipboardImage.png)


It did decently domestically too, grossing more than the production budget ($183 mil). Kept hearing that the film would flop but it did well.


It's the Disney brainlets who take everything that Disney shits out. They know nothing better than what is Disney improved.



>believing numbers provided by the propaganda office

reminder: propaganda is ALLWAYS successfull, else it would proove your opposition correct.

That's why only recently, after some people started to inquire on the topic of those fantastical numbers, some movies were "allowed" to fail.

think about how many tickets would have to be sold.

think about how many more theaters would have to be built, compared to former results.

discrepencies are everywhere and all over the place.


File: ea99e3262813e9f⋯.png (43.38 KB, 250x637, 250:637, ClipboardImage.png)


I guess so, did much better than Dumbo at least. Not a bomb though. Foreign markets saves the day as usual.

>most disney hits have done that much in one weekend domestically

Maybe one week. The only disney flicks that earn $250+ mil on opening weekends are really big MCU ones, Aladdin still did better than movies like Winter Soldier and Dr. Strange.



>700 million worldwide for beauty and the beast or lion king would be considered a bomb

err no it wouldn't, are you retarded. The equally terrible beauty and the beast overperformed while all the rest shit disney remakes did in the exact vicinity of aladdin, ranging from 600 to 900 mil with domestic around 300

>most disney hits have done that much in one weekend domestically

again, are you retarded?


>that was zach

ahaha of course



>700 million worldwide for beauty and the beast or lion king would be considered a bomb

Not a bomb but would underperform since it was so hypoed up and that the BATB original was viewed as such a beloved classic. Also it's like how BvS got 880mil and was considered bad.


File: 273679e54191be6⋯.png (3.44 MB, 1800x900, 2:1, dumbo-set-visit-report-a-d….png)

Bollywood movies are quite popular with women, and cinema rooms are where you take women into so you get laid.



>poor zach coping this hard



No, BvS was considered bad with 800 because its budget was astronomical, estimated well over 300 without marketing which doubles the budget. Even Yidsney isn't that retarded.



>zach seething



>this triggered






>why are you so triggered, zach?


Stop hijacking threads zach. Gahoole do something.



I thought you take them to motels for that.



People sleep during


Zachposting is the new dupposting, but at least it takes effort and is a bit like watching a trainwreck in process.


File: accc4c1ac3e1bdf⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)


>Elephant with bright blue eyes

What did Burton mean by this?



Godzilla KOTM in its first week got knocked out by Alladin which was in its 2nd week



>tfw every single zachposter actually was zach



godzilla actually flopped


File: 8cd9315a7b64cda⋯.jpg (124.32 KB, 1280x1388, 320:347, Dumbo.2019.720p.BluRay.x26….jpg)

File: 7a071507066e232⋯.jpg (11.93 KB, 350x262, 175:131, drunk_dumbo.jpg)


That is the original color, Burton only inserted pedophilia and transgender propaganda in it.



Aladdin performed exactly as every other disney remake bar overperfomance of crap like BatB.


File: 61a9683d00737a4⋯.jpg (92.92 KB, 700x923, 700:923, 52e34d93-7ba1-4c43-887a-51….jpg)


>jirls like bollywood show bobs and vagene in cinema

some of the recent bollywood joints are pretty fuckin sweet tho at least the action scenes


People have tried explaining to me who "zach" is and I still don't get it.


File: f6f89ec9a6c5b9f⋯.png (118.2 KB, 220x330, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Elephants are Aryans confirmed by Walt Disney



I am Zach. You are Zach. We all are Zach.



lurk for 5 years newfaggot



It's not a flop if everything bombed dipshit.



He's an urban legend and stands for all that is wrong in this world.



Disney animated films have a huuuuuuuuuuge fanbase that is way bigger than Marvel's. Put someone like Will Smith into the mix and you get a profitable movie.


Disney musicals are like crack fucking cocaine to some people.



what? Are you retarded? Kill yourself


>Aladdin is now the 4th most popular Yidsney remake

What was Zach farting out of his mouth of it being a flop? Literally murder yourself, you low IQ hapa.



Disney owns almost everything now therefore quality has gone down.Add to the mix their lack of imagination/talent, delusions of grandeur,egotism,and vindictive political retardation and you get the poorly written, horribly cast, and ill conceived concentrated cancer that passes for movies today.


Still haven't seen them and won't.


for faggots & retarded women.



Yidsney drones will eat up anything



>cumskins are fat drunken hobos

Based Walter


disney shills btfo


I think it's more a deliberate slide into worse and worse standards. Audiences have been conditioned to accept utter shit quality (Just think of all the haunted house security cam movies) so if the kikes deem it necessary to have a "blockbuster" the cattle will praise it as exciting and well made.



<The goyim will praise it.

Only the paid shills & the weak minded/politically motivated dimwits and even then there are some limits to how shitty a film can be without pissing off even the most retarded consumer see game of thrones, answer the call 2016, TLJ, Soylo,etc. I do not claim that movies will get better they will not just that more and more people will watch fewer movies.



They just feel purely 2-dimensional and gradually become feminist propaganda.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




Was Disney Terrypilled?




Ive never seen a superhero movie in my entire life




File: 7f8214196102a11⋯.gif (1.27 MB, 480x270, 16:9, giphy (9).gif)


Liar liar pants on fire. Everybody's seen a superhero movie except Helen Keller and the Dalai Lama, and son, you ain't them.


What's the biggest jewtube channel that took a good shitting on this dumpsterfire? There are a lot of small to nonexistent ones but every big channel is either a shill or a weak fence sitting cuck like Jizz Cuckman who is scared to have an opinion.


File: 175e21a8705cdd1⋯.jpg (161.24 KB, 1998x846, 111:47, Aladdin-Cover.jpg)

Look at this top quality porn movie cover



who the fuck is the bitch at the far right?







Cuckywood fans are like cockroaches.

Both of them eat shit.



Its that gross tranny for that Charley sheen show…

Also they needed another wahmyn or wahmyn equivalent because CY+4 so they added a nu-character similar to the chick they dumped into the Hobbit.


File: 039f27af7ec77b8⋯.webm (15.45 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Take Me Higher (Tristar).webm)

Is there a proper upload of it yet? The camrip was super ultra meg aterrible finale bad but I still want to watch it!

How are the songs? Can anyone sing well? ← very important please respond.


the real blame is smartphones and social media



Did you read the OP?


File: 3bf9bf6a5c42b72⋯.jpg (267.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 3bf9bf6a5c42b72547dcb2c96d….jpg)



He doesn't mention the singing talent of anyone in the cast.



>with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life

songs included



>guns kill people

>phones subvert people

t. grug


I'm convinced nobody actually watches these continuously worsening CGI fests. They pay for a social gathering in a dark room, during which they fumble with their phones and react as a crowd to heavily signaled ques (doubleplusgood bellyfeel) until the post-credits advertisement for the next social gathering allows them to leave.


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here is some nigger's review, they are good at screaming on camera


i hate niggers



Me too



porn cinemas where people go in to jack off or fuck each other should come back tbh, clown world is in full swing by now so what's the matter





>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother


same problem as boomers, surviving on the fumes of a once great civilization through drugged and corn syrup addled nostalgia. especially if you dont have kids, what the fuck are you looking forward to? just remember the good times and go to sleep.



Just fuck at home; move out ya sperg

Not sure if even Wiemar had that kind of laziness, just degeneracy.


File: 443da1a9058ca97⋯.jpg (11.9 KB, 474x269, 474:269, koichi.jpg)


Someone told me Guy Ritchie did it so I'm kind of interested



This is a studio movie, not a single creative input is tolerated, could have been directed by Brett Ratner for the difference that makes




Yes, Dumbo barely felt like a Tim Burton movie.


File: f6b7a937c6f008c⋯.png (82.56 KB, 1224x1171, 1224:1171, 3b38c69aed8f87db30174c8197….png)


> of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money.

That's Capitalism



it's not, actually




/v/ told your jew dick sucking faggot ass to fuck off so you came here instead.



Commies hate workers, because workers (plumbers, electricians, carpenters, farmers, miners) voted for the cheeto

Communism isnt the workers party, its the sjw party and it always will be



Every gommie I've met IRL was a college student or a literal faggot working a retail job. I have never met a single gommie with a real career



dupitalims btfo by duppunist trannydup



This is exactly what it is and the main reason why theaters are filled with niggers for the most part. It's just an excuse to act like apes and not have to clean up after themselves.



>Marx, who hadn't worked one day in his entire life

>knows what's best for the working class

What did jews mean by this?


Well when your country has gone through over 6 decades of mass shitskin immigration and widespread miscegenation propaganda it sort of turns your population into a bunch of tawny brainlets willing to shell out their welfare for blue welcome-ta-suisah-squa guy grimacing at them from a giant screen.


File: 80002ec4f007a30⋯.jpg (45.75 KB, 719x621, 719:621, 1308101983917.jpg)


is that Will Smith? why not Sinbad?


99% of people have always been dumb sheep, democracy, the Internet and rampant individualism have only made this more visible.


we're all getting dumber


File: deb48267bf73519⋯.png (701.63 KB, 1275x1650, 17:22, leftytb.png)


marx visited factories sweetie



Only the normies


File: b7394b905b8215b⋯.jpg (353.53 KB, 695x1053, 695:1053, MonsterMD_title.jpg)


This is so scary… Now I sound like them, just for the reverse reason…



Visited isn't the same as working

[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / animu / ausneets / b2 / choroy / dempart / freeb / vichan ]