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File: afa690777273801⋯.jpg (449.64 KB, 1917x1376, 1917:1376, Untitled 1.jpg)

 No.2057604

Are normalfags getting dumber? Has watching capeshit for a decade completely turned their already small brains into mush? I mean how else can you explain Aladdin remake - a straight to video looking film with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money. Has Yidsney really enforced a near Pavlovian reflex in them to devour anything they shit out at this point?

Sad.

 No.2057607

>>2057604

I know people that haven't watched MCU but are starting to now.

It's something else.

I think it's something symptomatic of societal pressures and all the internet censorship shaping NPC thought.


 No.2057644

>>2057607

aren't there theaters that marathon every single mahvel capeshit in one go? This should be considered a torture on par with waterboarding.


 No.2057645

>>2057609

who?


 No.2057647

It's not the superhero movies, it's the "smart" "phones".


 No.2057664

>>2057647

it is the superheroes movies as well


 No.2057665

>>2057645

Zach conflates enforcing bans on him for spamming with enforcing taste.


 No.2057675

>>2057667

>It bombed

no it didn't, it made 726 million wolrdwide, that's the point


 No.2057680

File: 7a5d51da6e2e1d3⋯.png (6.75 KB, 257x97, 257:97, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2057675

It did decently domestically too, grossing more than the production budget ($183 mil). Kept hearing that the film would flop but it did well.


 No.2057690

It's the Disney brainlets who take everything that Disney shits out. They know nothing better than what is Disney improved.


 No.2057692

>>2057675

>believing numbers provided by the propaganda office

reminder: propaganda is ALLWAYS successfull, else it would proove your opposition correct.

That's why only recently, after some people started to inquire on the topic of those fantastical numbers, some movies were "allowed" to fail.

think about how many tickets would have to be sold.

think about how many more theaters would have to be built, compared to former results.

discrepencies are everywhere and all over the place.


 No.2057693

File: ea99e3262813e9f⋯.png (43.38 KB, 250x637, 250:637, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2057683

I guess so, did much better than Dumbo at least. Not a bomb though. Foreign markets saves the day as usual.

>most disney hits have done that much in one weekend domestically

Maybe one week. The only disney flicks that earn $250+ mil on opening weekends are really big MCU ones, Aladdin still did better than movies like Winter Soldier and Dr. Strange.


 No.2057694

>>2057683

>700 million worldwide for beauty and the beast or lion king would be considered a bomb

err no it wouldn't, are you retarded. The equally terrible beauty and the beast overperformed while all the rest shit disney remakes did in the exact vicinity of aladdin, ranging from 600 to 900 mil with domestic around 300

>most disney hits have done that much in one weekend domestically

again, are you retarded?


 No.2057697

>that was zach

ahaha of course


 No.2057698

>>2057694

>700 million worldwide for beauty and the beast or lion king would be considered a bomb

Not a bomb but would underperform since it was so hypoed up and that the BATB original was viewed as such a beloved classic. Also it's like how BvS got 880mil and was considered bad.


 No.2057699

File: 273679e54191be6⋯.png (3.44 MB, 1800x900, 2:1, dumbo-set-visit-report-a-d….png)

Bollywood movies are quite popular with women, and cinema rooms are where you take women into so you get laid.


 No.2057701

>>2057700

>poor zach coping this hard


 No.2057704

>>2057698

No, BvS was considered bad with 800 because its budget was astronomical, estimated well over 300 without marketing which doubles the budget. Even Yidsney isn't that retarded.


 No.2057708

>>2057706

>zach seething


 No.2057714

>>2057713

>this triggered

cute


 No.2057716

>>2057713

>>2057701

>>2057715

>why are you so triggered, zach?


 No.2057717

Stop hijacking threads zach. Gahoole do something.


 No.2057718

>>2057699

I thought you take them to motels for that.


 No.2057719

>>2057644

People sleep during


 No.2057723

Zachposting is the new dupposting, but at least it takes effort and is a bit like watching a trainwreck in process.


 No.2057725

File: accc4c1ac3e1bdf⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2057699

>Elephant with bright blue eyes

What did Burton mean by this?


 No.2057728

>>2057724

Godzilla KOTM in its first week got knocked out by Alladin which was in its 2nd week


 No.2057729

>>2057723

>tfw every single zachposter actually was zach


 No.2057730

>>2057728

godzilla actually flopped


 No.2057732

File: 8cd9315a7b64cda⋯.jpg (124.32 KB, 1280x1388, 320:347, Dumbo.2019.720p.BluRay.x26….jpg)

File: 7a071507066e232⋯.jpg (11.93 KB, 350x262, 175:131, drunk_dumbo.jpg)

>>2057725

That is the original color, Burton only inserted pedophilia and transgender propaganda in it.


 No.2057733

>>2057731

Aladdin performed exactly as every other disney remake bar overperfomance of crap like BatB.


 No.2057743

File: 61a9683d00737a4⋯.jpg (92.92 KB, 700x923, 700:923, 52e34d93-7ba1-4c43-887a-51….jpg)

>>2057699

>jirls like bollywood show bobs and vagene in cinema

some of the recent bollywood joints are pretty fuckin sweet tho at least the action scenes


 No.2057745

People have tried explaining to me who "zach" is and I still don't get it.


 No.2057746

File: f6f89ec9a6c5b9f⋯.png (118.2 KB, 220x330, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2057732

Elephants are Aryans confirmed by Walt Disney


 No.2057748

>>2057745

I am Zach. You are Zach. We all are Zach.


 No.2057749

>>2057745

lurk for 5 years newfaggot


 No.2057782

>>2057730

It's not a flop if everything bombed dipshit.


 No.2057794

>>2057745

He's an urban legend and stands for all that is wrong in this world.


 No.2057880

>>2057604

Disney animated films have a huuuuuuuuuuge fanbase that is way bigger than Marvel's. Put someone like Will Smith into the mix and you get a profitable movie.


 No.2057886

Disney musicals are like crack fucking cocaine to some people.


 No.2057891

>>2057782

what? Are you retarded? Kill yourself


 No.2057893

>Aladdin is now the 4th most popular Yidsney remake

What was Zach farting out of his mouth of it being a flop? Literally murder yourself, you low IQ hapa.


 No.2057921

>>2057604

Disney owns almost everything now therefore quality has gone down.Add to the mix their lack of imagination/talent, delusions of grandeur,egotism,and vindictive political retardation and you get the poorly written, horribly cast, and ill conceived concentrated cancer that passes for movies today.

>>2057607

Still haven't seen them and won't.

>>2057886

for faggots & retarded women.


 No.2057981

>>2057604

Yidsney drones will eat up anything


 No.2058034

>>2057746

>cumskins are fat drunken hobos

Based Walter


 No.2058041

disney shills btfo


 No.2058045

I think it's more a deliberate slide into worse and worse standards. Audiences have been conditioned to accept utter shit quality (Just think of all the haunted house security cam movies) so if the kikes deem it necessary to have a "blockbuster" the cattle will praise it as exciting and well made.


 No.2058073

>>2058045

<The goyim will praise it.

Only the paid shills & the weak minded/politically motivated dimwits and even then there are some limits to how shitty a film can be without pissing off even the most retarded consumer see game of thrones, answer the call 2016, TLJ, Soylo,etc. I do not claim that movies will get better they will not just that more and more people will watch fewer movies.


 No.2058074

>>2057921

They just feel purely 2-dimensional and gradually become feminist propaganda.


 No.2058080

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2057725

>>2057732

>>2057746

Was Disney Terrypilled?


 No.2058309

baste


 No.2058310

Ive never seen a superhero movie in my entire life


 No.2058701

BIG


 No.2059246

File: 7f8214196102a11⋯.gif (1.27 MB, 480x270, 16:9, giphy (9).gif)

>>2058310

Liar liar pants on fire. Everybody's seen a superhero movie except Helen Keller and the Dalai Lama, and son, you ain't them.


 No.2061419

What's the biggest jewtube channel that took a good shitting on this dumpsterfire? There are a lot of small to nonexistent ones but every big channel is either a shill or a weak fence sitting cuck like Jizz Cuckman who is scared to have an opinion.


 No.2061572

File: 175e21a8705cdd1⋯.jpg (161.24 KB, 1998x846, 111:47, Aladdin-Cover.jpg)

Look at this top quality porn movie cover


 No.2061606

>>2061572

who the fuck is the bitch at the far right?


 No.2061621

>>2061606

Hitler


 No.2061822


 No.2061868

>>2057604

Cuckywood fans are like cockroaches.

Both of them eat shit.


 No.2062025

>>2061606

Its that gross tranny for that Charley sheen show…

Also they needed another wahmyn or wahmyn equivalent because CY+4 so they added a nu-character similar to the chick they dumped into the Hobbit.


 No.2062036

File: 039f27af7ec77b8⋯.webm (15.45 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Take Me Higher (Tristar).webm)

Is there a proper upload of it yet? The camrip was super ultra meg aterrible finale bad but I still want to watch it!

How are the songs? Can anyone sing well? ← very important please respond.


 No.2062038

the real blame is smartphones and social media


 No.2062398

>>2062036

Did you read the OP?


 No.2062404

File: 3bf9bf6a5c42b72⋯.jpg (267.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 3bf9bf6a5c42b72547dcb2c96d….jpg)

>>2062398

?

He doesn't mention the singing talent of anyone in the cast.


 No.2062422

>>2062404

>with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life

songs included


 No.2062641

>>2062038

>guns kill people

>phones subvert people

t. grug


 No.2062652

I'm convinced nobody actually watches these continuously worsening CGI fests. They pay for a social gathering in a dark room, during which they fumble with their phones and react as a crowd to heavily signaled ques (doubleplusgood bellyfeel) until the post-credits advertisement for the next social gathering allows them to leave.


 No.2062885

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here is some nigger's review, they are good at screaming on camera


 No.2064090

i hate niggers


 No.2064149

>>2064090

Me too


 No.2064180

>>2062652

porn cinemas where people go in to jack off or fuck each other should come back tbh, clown world is in full swing by now so what's the matter


 No.2064464

>>2057693

>>2057692

>Dumbo

>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother


 No.2064482

same problem as boomers, surviving on the fumes of a once great civilization through drugged and corn syrup addled nostalgia. especially if you dont have kids, what the fuck are you looking forward to? just remember the good times and go to sleep.


 No.2064663

>>2064180

Just fuck at home; move out ya sperg

Not sure if even Wiemar had that kind of laziness, just degeneracy.


 No.2064869

File: 443da1a9058ca97⋯.jpg (11.9 KB, 474x269, 474:269, koichi.jpg)

>>2057604

Someone told me Guy Ritchie did it so I'm kind of interested


 No.2065301

>>2064869

This is a studio movie, not a single creative input is tolerated, could have been directed by Brett Ratner for the difference that makes


 No.2065304

>>2064869

>>2065301

Yes, Dumbo barely felt like a Tim Burton movie.


 No.2066107

File: f6b7a937c6f008c⋯.png (82.56 KB, 1224x1171, 1224:1171, 3b38c69aed8f87db30174c8197….png)

>>2057604

> of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money.

That's Capitalism


 No.2066108

>>2066107

it's not, actually

>>>/trannypol/


 No.2066267

>>2066107

/v/ told your jew dick sucking faggot ass to fuck off so you came here instead.


 No.2066459

>>2066107

Commies hate workers, because workers (plumbers, electricians, carpenters, farmers, miners) voted for the cheeto

Communism isnt the workers party, its the sjw party and it always will be


 No.2066462

>>2066107

Every gommie I've met IRL was a college student or a literal faggot working a retail job. I have never met a single gommie with a real career


 No.2066513

>>2066107

dupitalims btfo by duppunist trannydup


 No.2066518

>>2062652

This is exactly what it is and the main reason why theaters are filled with niggers for the most part. It's just an excuse to act like apes and not have to clean up after themselves.


 No.2066523

>>2066107

>Marx, who hadn't worked one day in his entire life

>knows what's best for the working class

What did jews mean by this?


 No.2066531

Well when your country has gone through over 6 decades of mass shitskin immigration and widespread miscegenation propaganda it sort of turns your population into a bunch of tawny brainlets willing to shell out their welfare for blue welcome-ta-suisah-squa guy grimacing at them from a giant screen.


 No.2069294

File: 80002ec4f007a30⋯.jpg (45.75 KB, 719x621, 719:621, 1308101983917.jpg)

>>2057604

is that Will Smith? why not Sinbad?


 No.2069420

99% of people have always been dumb sheep, democracy, the Internet and rampant individualism have only made this more visible.


 No.2069438

we're all getting dumber


 No.2069451

File: deb48267bf73519⋯.png (701.63 KB, 1275x1650, 17:22, leftytb.png)

>>2066523

marx visited factories sweetie


 No.2069454

>>2069438

Only the normies


 No.2069610

File: b7394b905b8215b⋯.jpg (353.53 KB, 695x1053, 695:1053, MonsterMD_title.jpg)

>>2057607

This is so scary… Now I sound like them, just for the reverse reason…


 No.2069612

>>2069451

Visited isn't the same as working




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