If wanting to bone Brie Larson is wrong I don't want to be right
Well, thats good, because you're not right
please no please no
and sanic is enough don't make a video game extended movie universe
I don't think i could take the cancer
What level of soy does Soytendo Enthusiast have?
Make her wear boots though otherwise you might catch some toe fungus.
She's about as emotionless and expressionless as Samus so why not
I'd probably have a meltdown if this shit happened. Samus is my favorite vidya girl bar none. I cannot have this foot-fungasoid autismo portraying her ever.
thats for sure
literally no one knows who brie larson is irl
didn't they turn the character into a tranny or some shit?
Because there are prettier autismo girls around.
>when your goyim censors get overloaded
If this is how she takes care of her feet, I dread to imagine what her pussy looks like.
she will be /our/ Samus, stay mad
*btfos rightysoys and /v/irgins*
My ass is bigger than hers
>she doesn't speak, and you see her face for five seconds at the end
It could work.
based righties making your hrt blood boil
If /tv/ wants 40k retards to stop comparing everything to Warhammer then why do you all consistently promote the fetishes of Nurgle and Slaanesh?
SAMUS HAS ASSETS, NO MATTER WHAT NINTENDO OR TUMBLRITES SAY, I WILL NOT ALLOW HER TO BE PORTRAYED BY A PLANK WITH THE EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM OF SAND
>EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM OF SAND
thats pretty offensive to sand
Yeah, I love sand.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Even complaining about it gets you laid.
Eh, why not? You can keep her masked/suited up until the end.
>tfw quoting this to my friend for weeks after visiting the desert
I know it's America but any other reason why everyone there is at least 5 times bigger than her?
Looks like a jewess.
Like Portman in particular.
Because it's America
It is portman and I would fuck that delectable petite jewess
Well it's true. Samus is usually depicted as a 7-8 foot tall robot so all they really have to do is shoot her at an angle for the height.
Americans slurp Big Gulps full of high fructose corn syrup for breakfast.
oh cumskin… cumskin no…
this much cringe shouldnt be possible
>has to use angles, flowy back and extend her leg forward to give it the appearance of a curve
you have no taste in ass
Does not compute
>hair dye makes you a ginger
compute this, snownigger.
>Being into fake gingers
lmao I bet they even have souls
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Any Red Heads with Yellow eyes?
da heck did you just say fagot?
Are those two boys or two girls? I can't tell a damn thing anymore.
t. has never had sex
What the fuck would a Metroid movie even be about? All the storytelling in Metroid games is done through action interaction and the environment. Which is not the kind of drama that captivates audiences.
What the fuck would a Doom game even be about?
doom movie was kind of based. anything made in the current years would be instant jewish trash.
Is that really portman, and did she get new tits?
I think this image speaks for itself.
What's that from?
>he doesn't know about max 2
Don't worry, they won't let a white woman play Samus. They're going to make Samus a lightskinned black woman with """"blonde"""" beyonce hair.
I hope it happens just for the lol factor that will come from all the people raging out over it.
She's on acid or shrooms or something.
She's not getting her fix of the ol' Harvey