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File: 7af13d42b417f8b⋯.png (310.66 KB, 672x598, 336:299, ohno.png)

 No.2063599

OH NO NO NO

 No.2063622

If wanting to bone Brie Larson is wrong I don't want to be right


 No.2063624

>>2063622

Well, thats good, because you're not right


 No.2063626

please no please no

defective pickachu

and sanic is enough don't make a video game extended movie universe

please no

please no

please no

I don't think i could take the cancer


 No.2063629

>>2063599

What level of soy does Soytendo Enthusiast have?


 No.2063654

>>2063622

Make her wear boots though otherwise you might catch some toe fungus.


 No.2063669

>>2063599

She's about as emotionless and expressionless as Samus so why not


 No.2063676

File: 923a56d84043cbe⋯.png (1.37 MB, 736x911, 736:911, ClipboardImage.png)

I'd probably have a meltdown if this shit happened. Samus is my favorite vidya girl bar none. I cannot have this foot-fungasoid autismo portraying her ever.


 No.2063680

>>2063676

no Samass

thats for sure


 No.2063701

literally no one knows who brie larson is irl


 No.2063728

>>2063599

soymus aran


 No.2063729

>>2063676

didn't they turn the character into a tranny or some shit?


 No.2063734

>>2063669

Because there are prettier autismo girls around.


 No.2063743

File: 0ec4fdc4a6f939c⋯.gif (1.06 MB, 320x180, 16:9, OhHellNo.gif)


 No.2063754

File: 7afe7d402ad5c7e⋯.webm (1.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7afe7d402ad5c7e8a28c5ea23….webm)

>>2063734

case in point


 No.2063755

>>2063754

>when your goyim censors get overloaded


 No.2063780

File: 8b5eb19f1eb9fd8⋯.jpg (36.01 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 8b5eb19f1eb9fd8e01f934047e….jpg)

File: 974a53cdce30dba⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1108x1298, 554:649, 974a53cdce30dba3a295f3a6a5….png)

File: 5201596425837bc⋯.jpg (40.74 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 5201596425837bcdfe6571bfed….jpg)

File: 7201183dd4aa734⋯.jpg (72.92 KB, 500x633, 500:633, rotten_to_my_toes.jpg)

>>2063622

If this is how she takes care of her feet, I dread to imagine what her pussy looks like.


 No.2063805


 No.2063809

File: 373b56aa99d6a57⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1315x1510, 263:302, goddessbrie.png)

>>2063676

she will be /our/ Samus, stay mad


 No.2063820

File: 30a2c602ef28f0c⋯.jpg (381.34 KB, 1242x1552, 621:776, brielarson.jpg)

*btfos rightysoys and /v/irgins*


 No.2063825

>>2063820

My ass is bigger than hers


 No.2063826

>she doesn't speak, and you see her face for five seconds at the end

It could work.


 No.2063836

>>2063820

based righties making your hrt blood boil


 No.2063878

If /tv/ wants 40k retards to stop comparing everything to Warhammer then why do you all consistently promote the fetishes of Nurgle and Slaanesh?


 No.2063883

File: 4dc5620f4d70714⋯.gif (607.19 KB, 187x220, 17:20, nonononononono.gif)

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

SAMUS HAS ASSETS, NO MATTER WHAT NINTENDO OR TUMBLRITES SAY, I WILL NOT ALLOW HER TO BE PORTRAYED BY A PLANK WITH THE EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM OF SAND


 No.2063885

File: 1c0b3c3169f2ce7⋯.jpg (1.5 MB, 192x192, 1:1, pikachu1.jpg)

YES MORE VIDEO GAMeS


 No.2063888

>>2063883

>EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM OF SAND

thats pretty offensive to sand


 No.2063911

Samus has a butt though.


 No.2063912

>>2063888

Yeah, I love sand.


 No.2063919

>>2063912

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


 No.2063920

>>2063919

Just like Brie.


 No.2063921

>>2063919

Even complaining about it gets you laid.


 No.2063994

>>2063599

Eh, why not? You can keep her masked/suited up until the end.


 No.2063995

File: e2ddb3229fde25a⋯.jpg (79.42 KB, 300x293, 300:293, my dick.jpg)

>>2063919

>tfw quoting this to my friend for weeks after visiting the desert


 No.2064102

File: 5f404dc33673e21⋯.png (1.41 MB, 964x682, 482:341, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 98837c49002c9b2⋯.png (1.13 MB, 783x691, 783:691, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2063754

I know it's America but any other reason why everyone there is at least 5 times bigger than her?


 No.2064106

>>2063754

Looks like a jewess.

Like Portman in particular.

Fuck that.


 No.2064107

>>2064102

Because it's America


 No.2064110

>>2064106

It is portman and I would fuck that delectable petite jewess


 No.2064121

>>2063599

Well it's true. Samus is usually depicted as a 7-8 foot tall robot so all they really have to do is shoot her at an angle for the height.


 No.2064538

>>2064102

Americans slurp Big Gulps full of high fructose corn syrup for breakfast.


 No.2064560

File: 124ad6203241047⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, 1403606568612.webm)


 No.2064595


 No.2064608

File: 20f0c28fe44fbcc⋯.png (14.96 KB, 830x66, 415:33, Screenshot at 2019-06-23 2….png)

File: a1d959a2a509314⋯.png (14.85 KB, 746x83, 746:83, Screenshot at 2019-06-23 2….png)

>>2064560

oh cumskin… cumskin no…


 No.2064611

>>2064608

Cumsweetieskindups btfo


 No.2064613

>>2064608

this much cringe shouldnt be possible


 No.2064653

File: 67e5c2dcb17ae24⋯.jpg (115.86 KB, 960x880, 12:11, 1485102126769.jpg)

>>2064608

>without lifts

lmfao


 No.2064871

File: 51c1ee397746f3e⋯.jpg (511.46 KB, 1833x3000, 611:1000, Madelaine-Petsch-ass-29213….jpg)

>>2063820

>has to use angles, flowy back and extend her leg forward to give it the appearance of a curve

you have no taste in ass


 No.2064873

>>2064871

>Ginger

>Brown eyes

Does not compute


 No.2064875

>>2064873

>hair dye makes you a ginger


 No.2064877

File: 6cdc7cfe9e3d94f⋯.jpg (159.34 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 6cdc7cfe9e3d94f44878487c63….jpg)

File: 08381a8a25e2f19⋯.jpg (157.14 KB, 650x953, 650:953, 1503612834003.jpg)


 No.2064884

File: 01c34648e9614c4⋯.jpg (272.75 KB, 1100x1100, 1:1, 03008_003.jpg)

>>2064873

compute this, snownigger.


 No.2064886

>>2064884

>Being into fake gingers

lmao I bet they even have souls


 No.2064887

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2064877

>>2064884

Any Red Heads with Yellow eyes?


 No.2064894

File: dee47865384c721⋯.jpg (251.06 KB, 1777x999, 1777:999, 4_9619aff80c2f311b04732e89….jpg)

>>2064886

da heck did you just say fagot?


 No.2064895

>>2064894

Are those two boys or two girls? I can't tell a damn thing anymore.


 No.2064900

>>2064877

t. has never had sex


 No.2065055

What the fuck would a Metroid movie even be about? All the storytelling in Metroid games is done through action interaction and the environment. Which is not the kind of drama that captivates audiences.


 No.2065056

>>2065055

What the fuck would a Doom game even be about?

Oh…


 No.2065064

>>2065056

doom movie was kind of based. anything made in the current years would be instant jewish trash.


 No.2065116

>>2064110

>>2064106

Is that really portman, and did she get new tits?


 No.2065790

File: 95eaee5376bc2af⋯.jpg (458.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cdc7cfe9e3d94f44878487c63c….jpg)

>>2064895

I think this image speaks for itself.


 No.2065795

>>2064884

This girl is 13


 No.2065797

>>2065055

>Metroid

>story


 No.2065798

>>2065790

What's that from?


 No.2065805

File: 11c6183d008278d⋯.png (1007.11 KB, 732x1000, 183:250, 01062418340604.png)

>>2065798

>he doesn't know about max 2


 No.2065813

>>2063599

Don't worry, they won't let a white woman play Samus. They're going to make Samus a lightskinned black woman with """"blonde"""" beyonce hair.


 No.2065815


 No.2065830

>>2063599

I hope it happens just for the lol factor that will come from all the people raging out over it.


 No.2066880

>>2063754

She's on acid or shrooms or something.


 No.2066898

File: 9b81598f3127a6a⋯.jpg (198.11 KB, 1500x1003, 1500:1003, NPHW.jpg)

>>2066880

She's not getting her fix of the ol' Harvey




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