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File: 93e2a2252e7b0d3⋯.jpg (124.83 KB, 760x266, 20:7, Untitled 1.jpg)

 No.2083151

Yidsney shills are working full force already, expect this to break a billion and be celebrated as great achievement for nogs.

 No.2083153

File: b0e17b3cd74e292⋯.jpg (161.27 KB, 900x1279, 900:1279, 71VxlOIpTyL._SL1279_.jpg)

The original is better.


 No.2083156

I went to the store yesterday and literally every single toy they have of this piece of shit uses the 94 cartoon designs. If it weren't for that nobody would care about this.


 No.2083166

Notice how virtually all of these remakes are diversity based:

Jungle Book - a cast of one poonigger

Aladdin - all cast is sandniggers

Beauty and the Beast - Belle is played by a transsexual actor

Lion King - all cast is niggers

Little Mermaid - Ariel is now a nigger, presumably all her relatives gonna be niggers as well

Mulan - all cast is chinks


 No.2083195


 No.2083202

>>2083166

>Aladdin - all cast is sandniggers

Which is retarded because that story depicts Chinese people not arabs.


 No.2083203

>>2083166

The programming works. Effort is no longer necessary.


 No.2083205

>>2083203

Getting a shitksin to stay in front of a camera without breaking it sounds like a Herculean task to me.


 No.2083208

>>2083166

America is 13% black, so 13% of blockbusters will feature a black protagonist. Don't get me started on the other races. Why is this so hard for you to grasp?


 No.2083210

File: 312c0cdc717645c⋯.webm (13.61 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Kimba.webm)

Eternal reminder


 No.2083216

>>2083205

That's why they use so much computer user interface.


 No.2083218

>>2083208

Jews are 2% yet…


 No.2083219

>>2083208

Hey board hapa


 No.2083222

>>2083218

Jews are stand ins for whites.


 No.2083223

>>2083208

>America is 13% black, so 13% of blockbusters will feature a black protagonist.

There's a mandate to have a nigger in every film now you dumb faggot.


 No.2083229

>>2083210

So the Japanese liked disney when they were exposed to it after the war and tired to emulate it which became anime. Years later jews take over disney and ripoff an anime while claiming that they made a original picture.

>>2083205

I would be more worried about the shit skin stealing the equipment and selling it for crack.


 No.2083230

>>2083223

I said protagonist. You have black characters in your films because 13% of your audience is black. Same with Hispanics. Don't you understand that this is a business?


 No.2083239

>>2083166

BATB also had nigger royalty. Maleficient was about feminism


 No.2083246

>>2083210

it always shocks me how few people know the lion king is a total ripoff of kimba the white lion


 No.2083249

>>2083246

It always shocks me how when anyone brings up how some western story has non-western origins you dismiss that point but cry endlessly over things like this.


 No.2083250

>>2083246

Yidkikes did everything to cover for that


 No.2083253

>>2083249

Is English your second language?


 No.2083256

>>2083210

BASED Yidsney btfoing dupnime by hiring Chad Americans remake one of their classics as their own


 No.2083262

>>2083230

hollywood is not a business it is a cartel furthermore good looking white people sell more than non-whites even in non-white countries therefore if they wanted profits there would be less nonwhites not more.


 No.2083263

>>2083249

what? speak english you fucking subhuman faggot


 No.2083278

>>2083253

>>2083263

That is English. When people inform you that your American classics are ripoffs of stories from China, Africa, or the near east, you piss your pants and bitch. But a story ripped from a Japanese children’s comic book? That’s unacceptable.


 No.2083284

>>2083278

The fuck are you talking about you stupid nigger?


 No.2083287

>>2083278

>Africa

HAHAHAHA

Anon they don't have stories.


 No.2083288

File: ace0756eccf134c⋯.jpg (28.05 KB, 550x392, 275:196, cement.jpg)

>>2083278

>Africa


 No.2083291

>>2083249

>>2083278

Hey board hapa. Your post legibility had been deteriorating bad since you bought that tranny bathwater.


 No.2083293

>>2083284

Stupid niggers are the backbone of American film. 3 Oscars for Black Panther, don't forget.


 No.2083294

>>2083222

More like whites are stand ins for jews.


 No.2083306

>>2083291

He can't name one classic European tale that is a "rip off" of an Asian story all he can do is say there are similar archetypes which is true of all great stories.

>>2083294

THIS


 No.2083309

>>2083166

>Beauty and the Beast - Belle is played by a transsexual actor

Not every actor you dislike is a tranny, retard.


 No.2083312

>>2083309

big if true


 No.2083313

>>2083309

hey board hapa, Flopson is a tranny with no career


 No.2083317

>>2083166

>Beauty and the Beast - Belle is played by a transsexual actor

wait wut


 No.2083321

>>2083309

hey Zach


 No.2083322

>>2083306

>>2083309

Here comes the buttpained doubleposting.


 No.2083323

>>2083306

The Departed is a rip-off of a Chinese movie.


 No.2083343

>>2083322

>>2083321

>>2083313

>he's right so ill just call him Zach!! haha shows him!

Not everyone who chooses not to participate in the autistic circlejerk here is Zach. And the only reason you spergs hate Watson is Zach, not any actual reasons.


 No.2083358

>>2083343

Oh so close to dubs Zach.


 No.2083375

>>2083278

List a few of these "ripoffs" faggot, I'll wait.


 No.2083383

>>2083322

Nope try again one of those is me the other is someone else.

>>2083323

Now this is a double post on your end.

That's not a classic story what this is is the jewish cartel in hollywood ripping people off just like Kimba The White Lion and anything else popular they can get their hands on.


 No.2083391

>>2083383

>That's not a classic story

Moving the goalposts. Fistful of Dollars is a plain ripoff of a Japanese film, Yojimbo, and Kurosawa even won his suit against Leone.


 No.2083394

File: bd14b285b996c98⋯.png (8.22 KB, 991x207, 991:207, 1562787056458.png)

>>2083391

<Moving the goalposts.

Which is what you are attempting to do behold my original post (pic) and here:

>>2083306


 No.2083395

>>2083343

seething board hapa


 No.2083396

>>2083383

Hey Zach.


 No.2083409

>>2078587

>>2083327

>>2079582

These are the threads that have the resident sister molesting, tranny loving halfbreed so shittershattered by the way. Show them some love!


 No.2083410

Why is Zach so dumb?


 No.2083423

File: 2cb2e5cfdb35ac1⋯.jpg (141.52 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, 71633975-child-as-court-fo….jpg)

>>2083410

He is the modern incarnation of the court fool.


 No.2083476


 No.2083480

the lion kang


 No.2083489

>>2083480

Ayo Mufasa, we wuz kangs n sheeeeeit


 No.2083491

>>2083383

Zach do you have a PS4?


 No.2083497

>>2083491

Yes I dry hump it


 No.2083510

>>2083491

Zach is a hapa soyboy, he would be bamboozled into buying Shitch


 No.2083550

HHHHAAAA NIGNOGGA OOGGA BOOGE OOGA BOOGG


 No.2083552

>>2083550

sheeeeit


 No.2083586

Do lions live on welfare?


 No.2083593

>>2083586

The ones at the zoo and the ones that inhabit the wild life preserves.


 No.2083594

>>2083230

If this is really just about selling tickets and merchandise, then why aren't 25% of roles played by Hispanics and 25% of films played by a mostly Hispanic cast? Hispanics (25%) are a much larger, faster-growing and lucrative demographic than blacks (15%). Hell, even the mostly-white 50+ crowd (28%) are bigger market than blacks. Plus, blockbuster films are marketed internationally. LMAO do you really think that 13+% of global audience members are blacks? Asia is the key target market there. You can't help but wonder if there is (((something else))) at play here.


 No.2083620

>>2083230

Can you read, you dumb hapa? There's is an actual mandate that requires there to be niggers and other niggers in films now. Do you understand how to read, you mistake of nature?


 No.2083625

>>2083151

The media dog-whistles non-whites. Replaces all white things with non-white memes. Why?

For lolz? Social Justice?

Think hard. It's to drive down the cost of labor.

Non-whites BTFO once white genocide is complete

We were the last community that had the willpower and organization to stop them.

Modern Slavery incoming.


 No.2083628

>>2083625

>Think hard. It's to drive down the cost of labor.

lol


 No.2083637

>>2083625

<cost of labor

I don't think so I think they are merely using hollywood to embolden the non-whites against whites and indoctrinate white children into believing this is how it always was. Money is nothing to them they might as well have a printing press given how many connections they have to the government and the Fed.


 No.2083736

>invisible hand of the free market dictates that all media must be anti white

wtf I love hordes of brown marxists now


 No.2083747

>>2083736

Its not free when it becomes a syndicate, the mistake was allowing foreigners ie jews into business and finance as well as having a weak government.


 No.2083862

File: 0f63d47c212ebbc⋯.webm (589.88 KB, 1046x588, 523:294, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.webm)

>>2083210

how am I just finding out about this


 No.2083872

I wish disney would murder me like they murdered their franchises


 No.2083883

>>2083202

To be fair, the originally had Arabs in it


 No.2083893

>>2083210

>it's damning enough by 1:01

>still 6+ more minutes

And these are the double niggers changing copyright laws


 No.2084091

File: a37e5a1a96705ea⋯.jpg (240.36 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, donald glover lion king.jpg)

Well now we can see why they were keeping most of the musical moments out of the trailers:

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1149047907783467011

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1149082344608948224

>Lip Syncing is completely off

>The hyper realistic design look awkward whenever they have them move their mouths

>No Dancing or creative visuals during the sequences just long shots of them running

>The songs sound like covers you hear a friend do during karaoke


 No.2084582

File: d6452b32086ed90⋯.jpg (30.46 KB, 480x360, 4:3, eds laugh.jpg)

>‘The Lion King’ Review: Disney’s Remake Is a Disastrous Plunge into the Uncanny Valley

>Unfolding like the world's longest and least convincing deepfake, the new "Lion King" fatally misunderstands what once made Disney special.

http://archive.fo/E0i0p

>The Lion King Is a Gorgeous But Completely Unnecessary Retelling

http://archive.fo/NfzQ8


 No.2084583

>>2083893

Friendly reminder copyright only helps thieves. Creators always, always get screwed.


 No.2084605

File: f8a8acd6241ef5f⋯.jpg (383.26 KB, 2197x1463, 2197:1463, Sir-David-Attenborough-wit….jpg)

File: db75f44570c10a1⋯.jpeg (313.81 KB, 1800x1012, 450:253, 2cxd60000001000.jpeg)

Just watch Africa with David Attenborough instead. Way more informative and interesting.


 No.2084661

>>2084582

Damn did disney forget to send them the cheques or what


 No.2084671

>>2084661

Looks like they're setting up for the classic "praise by association" tactic. The next movie won't even have to be okay to get great reviews.


 No.2084777

>>2084671

>>2084582

>>2084661

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_lion_king_2019

>57%

>Though it can take pride in its visual achievements, this reimagined The Lion King is a by-the-numbers retelling that lacks the energy and heart that made the original so beloved-though for some fans that may just be enough.


 No.2084820

>Forbes:‘The Lion King’ Review: Be Prepared For A Crushing Disappointment

http://archive.fo/cCHeA


 No.2084845

>>2084777

>>2084820

>inb4 they use this as an excuse to "remaster" the original to sell a 25 year old movie at full price


 No.2084862

>>2084777

>>2084820

OH NO NO NO NO


 No.2084969

>>2084777

Same score as Alladin, and that movie did 900m in box office. Disney can sell shit in a bottle and normalfags would buy it.


 No.2084987

>>2084969

Shit in a bottle is more useful than these remakes.


 No.2085010

>>2084969

Box office doesn't mean shit if Disneyland is fucking up.


 No.2085014

>>2083166

internet racists dont deserve to live


 No.2085016

>>2085010

>Disneyland is fucking up.

Explain.


 No.2085023

>>2084969

Alladin did well because the original is pretty much the Mickey Mouse for shitskins. They really, really fucking love it and Lion King doesn't have that kind of oddly specific outlier appeal. It'll do 750m easy but you're going to start seeing remake fatigue build up fast. Hell, none of the remakes have topped Autotune and the Beast and considering who they're picking as the leads I don't think they ever will.


 No.2085024

>>2085023

Modern music is 100x more autotuned


 No.2085142

File: eb150c221ffeeb2⋯.jpg (56.68 KB, 750x548, 375:274, D_OslulWsAEfhDl.jpg)

>>2083151

>When "modern 'art'" artists talk about movies


 No.2085301

>>2084969

>900m in box office.

Last I checked it was 750m but I checked it again and yup over 900m. Damn how did it get so siccessful?


 No.2085457

>>2085024

Even when someone doesn't completely shit on a flopson flick you get 200% shittershattered. You really are a sensitive child.


 No.2085467

zach btfo again


 No.2085472

>>2085142

>even the negative reviews are complacent

The power of Disney monopoly


 No.2085495

>>2085023

Nobody want these remakes in the first place & I am guessing all powerful disney is manipulating the BO numbers. In any case you would think if they decided to make live action movies that instead of copying the cartoons they would instead make something closer to the source material…. I suppose that's not possible of Lion King since its source material is Kimba the White Lion (another cartoon) but still they could have changed it up a bit for an older audience to broaden the appeal a bit.


 No.2085501

>>2085495

They are literally using charities that they own to buy up massive amounts of tickets and hand them out to niggers. I'm not making this up.


 No.2085620

>>2085024

hey zach


 No.2085656

>>2083293

And the winner is La La Land NOPE ERRRR ITS THE GAY NIGGER MOVIE!!!! OUR BAD


 No.2085673

>>2085501

Source?


 No.2085676

>>2085673

Happened with Niggerman, some anon will post a link


 No.2085677


 No.2085691

File: 55ffa82245fbd27⋯.png (78.59 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 55ffa82245fbd2710bdafc397f….png)

>>2085677

>$400,000 worth of tickets

>For a movie that grossed over a billion

I don't doubt that Hollywood bullshits ticket sales, but saying something like that is supposed to be a smoking gun is pretty far-fetched.


 No.2085694

>>2085673

>>2085691

Like you'd listen to any amount of evidence.


 No.2085695

>>2085691

hey board hapa


 No.2085707

>>2085694

Then explain to me how $400,000 makes up a significant portion of that gross. If you tried presenting that outside of a community of people who already agreed with you, you'd look ridiculous.

Like I said, I don't doubt that there's shady shit going on. Leftist have been caught bullshitting internet comments and user rankings to cover up backlash to their behavior, why would they be any different in regards to sales figures? A better argument for Hollywood making less than they're saying is that they're clearly spending less than they're saying. Look at the demonstrable decline in things like CGI, for example. They're obviously cutting costs, but it isn't reflected in any budget breakdowns


 No.2085708

>>2085707

Hey Zach. Charities are a fraud, just letting you know.


 No.2085709

>>2085707

Why are you so autistic, board hapa?


 No.2085719

>>2085708

>>2085709

>no arguments

Lol


 No.2085720

>>2085719

>he thought he posted anything that requires arguing

Why are you so autistic, board hapa?


 No.2085737

>>2085720

>no arguments again

Lolol


 No.2085739

>>2085737

>seething

lolol


 No.2086445

BIG


 No.2086454

File: 702d39864576e07⋯.jpg (205.13 KB, 330x488, 165:244, Hamlet_Shakespeare_1676.jpg)

>>2083153

Yes, the original is better.


 No.2086460

>>2083202

>>2083883

Ignore that single mention of China in the the beginning, and Aladdin is 100% set in the Middle East. Most characters are clearly Muslims, and there is a Jewish merchant.

Fun fact: the author of Aladdin was not a Muslim, but a Maronite Catholic.


 No.2086490

>>2086460

>Ignore that single mention of China in the the beginning

You mean ignore "set in one of the cities of China"? Yeah, let's just ignore the setting of the author kek


 No.2086527

>>2086490

Yes, because EVERYTHING ELSE in the story matches kebabland, not chinkland.


 No.2086530

>>2086527

You do know there were ethnic sandnigger ghettos in china, right?


 No.2086559

>>2085142

WTF! I love the Lion King now!


 No.2086610

>>2085739

>post shitty argument

>get rekt

>"s-seething…"

LOL


 No.2086637

>>2086610

>coping


 No.2086642

>>2086530

WE WUZ CHINKS AN SHEEIT INFIDEL


 No.2086649

File: 26d51a0d6078687⋯.jpeg (4.04 KB, 165x115, 33:23, images (40).jpeg)


 No.2086654

>>2086610

>>2086649

Hey Zach. Up early to spam today?


 No.2086660

>>2086654

Hi Julian!


 No.2086661

File: a0eaedd7c1f47b4⋯.png (116.74 KB, 680x788, 170:197, e61.png)

>>2086654

>tfw too smart for arguments


 No.2086662

>>2086649

>seething


 No.2086664

>>2086661

Nice KYM filename Zach.


 No.2086666

File: f1ef7fd83bdc5cd⋯.jpg (49.57 KB, 800x857, 800:857, 71926413.jpg)


 No.2086683

>>2086666

Hi Julian!


 No.2086753

>>2083151

Who care about critics? Hollycuck movies are always repetitive garbage, even the ones those faggots pretend to like.

It's always the same. Behind the special effects there's nothing, except for feminism, promotion of female infidelity, pozz…


 No.2086754

>>2086753

Nobody actually cares. They just like to see the shills eat each other like that one Star Wars podcast somebody should post.


 No.2086757

Reminder that like 1/3 of Africa has always been Med/white (North Africa)


 No.2086759

>>2086757

Historically, yes. Presently, not so much.


 No.2086761

>>2086759

I know because of Arabs, but Arabs and other Afro-Asiatic peoples are more human than black niggers from sub-Saharan Africa.


 No.2086763

>>2086761

Ever since arab spring and Libya the entirety of North Africa has been filled with every flavor of nigger as a staging ground for invading Europe.


 No.2086765

>>2086763

that didn't start with le arab spring. it started with the EU incentivizing illegal immigration


 No.2086770

>>2086765

You're one of the most braindead morons on this site and you didn't listen to a single thing Gaddafi said.


 No.2086841

>>2083166

>Mulan - all cast is chinks

Shocking, absolutely shocking. Fuck, for the life of me I can't figure out why they would do this!


 No.2086943

They're not even going to bother with princess and the frog huh


 No.2086962

>>2086943

It's a relatively recent movie, no nostalgia for it. Maybe in 10 or 20 years they'll remake it and all the recent CGI disney movies like Tangled and Frozen.


 No.2086964

>>2086666

>coping


 No.2086965

>>2086841

are you retarded?


 No.2087188

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jizz Cuckman limp-dickly criticized it from a fence, as always


 No.2087545

>>2084582

>>2084777

>>2084820

>THE LION KING Is Toeing The Line Between Rotten And Fresh With Its Reviews

http://archive.fo/2J6Bt


 No.2087788

baste


 No.2087812

>>2087545

Do normalfags seriously go on these expecting to see something good?


 No.2087876

>>2087812

Well its obvious that hollywood will never again produce anything that is even remotely watchable so I think at this point people just go to the cinema out of habit rather than anything else.


 No.2087972

File: f8e5a0d585ca528⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 14b3c53e68f40618661d1371c8….jpg)

>>2083166

>Jungle Book - a cast of one poonigger

The book is about a poonigger

>Aladdin - all cast is sandniggers

It's in Arabia, they are sandniggers.

>Beauty and the Beast - Belle is played by a transsexual actor

Degenerate

It's a chinese story.

>Lion King - all cast is niggers

It's in Africa so mostly niggers but it's supposed to be about animals so what the fuck? I don't like niggers. They need to die.

>Little Mermaid - Ariel is now a nigger, presumably all her relatives gonna be niggers as well

This is arguably the most offensive. Mermaids were based on Germanic viking legends. This is as the retards say, cultural appropriation. Beauty in the Beast probably will be appropriation as well but I have no idea what the new movie is like.

>Mulan - all cast is chinks

It's in China. What do you expect?

Non-whites in their own appropriate settings is not offensive or degenerate. It should be encouraged.


 No.2087976

>>2087876

>>2087812

Theaters are filled with niggers who just want to make a giant mess and screech for a few hours while someone else cleans up their mess.


 No.2087992

>>2087972

>>Aladdin - all cast is sandniggers

>It's in Arabia, they are sandniggers.

Its actually supposed to be China…Aladdin is a described as a "Chinese boy" in the actual story.

>Lion King - all cast is niggers

This is retarded the characters are all animals which regularly eat niggers. The only people who actively try and preserve these animals are white people therefore the cast should have been white or at the very least had some white people and a few other races involved rather than just casting the whole thing with American slave stock niggers.


 No.2087993

>people exist who think the lion king was ever good

>>2083166

> Belle is played by a transsexual actor

my fucking sides


 No.2087998

File: d1e42af6100d8f0⋯.jpg (15.88 KB, 188x268, 47:67, index.jpg)

>>2087993

>people exist who think the lion king was ever good.

It was never good because it was an inferior rip off of Kimba the White Lion


 No.2088000

File: 2f7479d3f77bcd6⋯.png (23.19 KB, 487x380, 487:380, uyu.png)

>>2087972

Way to go to miss the point of the post you're quoting you dumb faggot. All of these films were chosen because of their "progressiveness" for a remake, neither stars a white male. I can't believe you actually went and responded to every point with "duuuh, it's set there so it makes sense", like that was a big revelation. The absolute brainlet.


 No.2088166

>>2086965

>One of the primary symptoms of autism is the inability to detect social cues, including sarcasm


 No.2088237

>>2088166

>he actually thought I was referring to his reddit tier sarcasm

are you actually retarded?


 No.2088264

>>2083153

>>2087998

Why did they draw the lion like a mouse that wants your dick?


 No.2088301

>>2087993

>people exist who think they are badass contrarians for saying something was never good

>>>/hothead/


 No.2088711

File: 3d6ef713d4386af⋯.jpg (43.36 KB, 540x405, 4:3, 3d6ef713d4386af01b0907bcec….jpg)

>>2088000

Digits don't lie. This is why I've stopped posting and drinking.


 No.2088734

File: c195e0eaa15526d⋯.png (519.49 KB, 800x1745, 160:349, c195e0eaa15526d121a9b2a39d….png)

>>2088301

Hey Zach

Still not tired of defending dishonest ripoffs?




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