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So Jake Picard has one of those friendly dogs?


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>“Someone once told me that pitbulls were a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that pitbulls are a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What mauled toddlers we leave behind is not as important as what a good boy we've been. After all Number One, we're only mortal.”


>that nose

he is a kike, saged



Does he still have the power of magnetism is this anime?


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>mfw patrick stewart gets mauled on set


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Now that you've made this thread, I'll post my Star Trek-related crap in it.

>captain is on deck

>turns towards one of the crew members

>addresses the member as "Mister…"

How can they get away with this in the current year?


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Wow Data is really racist toward Georgi in this new Star Trek show.



>Negroids, a primitive species roughly humanoid in appearance, they worship a deity known as "yakub", whom their folklore purports created humans eons ago from negroids themselves. They have formed a parasitic relationship with humans, who provide the resources for them to survive in hopes of preventing negroid mob violence. Culturally unfocused, they have developed an unhealthy fixation on humans, whom they both resent for their superior intellect, and must continually follow since they are unable to provide for themselves.

What a madman, how will Spiner ever work in hollywood again after this?



>how will Spiner ever work in hollywood again

I don't think he ever did.





Why does dog wear the star-fleet badge?


> What mauled toddlers we leave behind is not as important as what a good boy we've been.




>Why does dog wear the star-fleet badge?

So they can sell an action figure to the pedophile trekkies.



And why is it hanging on his back instead of in front?

Oh right, no subtlety.



I just realized the Picard poster is a vineyard in France…. where are the niggers and arabs? I don't think Kurtzman's people have learned yet how to be multicultural.



>French character

>has an English accent

Why do people think this old fuck is a good actor?


Does everyone on earth get a multi hectare French vineyard or only Federation elite?

What do regular folks have to look forward to? Do they limit the amount of holo-time you get? Can only replicate basic meals? Aren't allowed to transport to Hawaii whenever you feel like it?



I would also add: Why is Joseph Sisko wasting his time as a chef if there's no money to earn and no need for people to cook food?


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He's based and a fatherly figure in the bald community.



I always assumed the english accent was a nod to the homogenisation of the world as the governments enforced conformity following the thrid world war and first contact with the vulcans



Because he makes really good food and likes being complimented on it. Also it gives him something to do, like a hobby that he can do full time.



That’s a stretch.


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saved just in case



>So how did you like my attempt at humour Geordi? It is very popular with young people these days, but not with everybody oddly. Especially niggers such as yourself.


Call me when an Orville movie is announced.



>Does everyone on earth get a multi hectare French vineyard

Everyone can get a multi-hectare French vineyard if they want, but others get it in France, Earth and others in France, Planet Space God Raping Ground.


The dog has a communicator.

There is a planet in the sky so close to earth it will impact on the surface within 24 hours.



The whole cast will be at Comic Con so they might show a trailer for season 3.


This will be the Logan of Star Trek.



That's transparently what they're trying to do, yes. It'll probably be just as lame.


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looks great


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wtf this bitch is upset he's kicking the dog, fucking gouge it's eyes out, put it in a hold and choke it to death, god damn women are emotional retards


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I also got pissed off about that. What the fuck do you think should happen? Pacify the dog by telling it a good night story? It's not gonna let go easily you braindead bitch.



Dog is tearing a throat out and the roastie is crying not to hit it. That kind of shit right there that is the reason we have nogs running loose on the street and spics Meds invading from the south. Society is going to collapse unless society collectively beats common sense into white women.



>femo-marxist piece of shit is injured by dog.

The dog did nothing wrong.


why is professor x standing up



Someone has to stand up to dup


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Jesus healed him.


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Offtopic, but does anybody have the story about the faggot who created the original version of this? I remember it being cringey as fuck


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Are you talking about Brodyquest? That's the dude from Lemon Demon. The Lemon Demon dude was old imageboard, as in first generation came over from SA. I get that zoomers would cringe at the sort of shit that we used to like, but the internet had a different culture back in the day.


Is it true that CBS is still using the fake Star Trek property license for "Picard"?



>but the internet had a different culture back in the day.

It's true. All of it.



so this is boomer comedy huh. cringe



God Zoomers are such faggots.





He better not milk that dog.



Evidently it finally closed down recently. It was stupid and silly but it was fun. I still remember the Ebaums raids were all because Eric Bauman stole a gif of Lindsey Lohan from YTMND and put it on his front page. Everyone got in on that shit. Something Awful, 4chan, Newgrounds it was like everywhere that was halfway decent on the internet at the time got together and said

>Fuck this jewish thief

And decided to fuck with him over it. I think Lemon Demon did a song about it too. Sure the internet was cringy as fuck and the humor was dumb, but people actually gave a shit about some shyster kike stealing content.

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