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File: 6e081579927682c⋯.jpg (301.63 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Jake Picard.jpg)

 No.2083420

So Jake Picard has one of those friendly dogs?

 No.2083437

File: c6950048949a90c⋯.jpg (359.98 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, thelastoutpost_hd_181.jpg)

>“Someone once told me that pitbulls were a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that pitbulls are a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What mauled toddlers we leave behind is not as important as what a good boy we've been. After all Number One, we're only mortal.”


 No.2083438

>that nose

he is a kike, saged


 No.2083440

>>2083420

Does he still have the power of magnetism is this anime?


 No.2083455

File: 09b66d137a930f9⋯.png (72.31 KB, 261x193, 261:193, smug robot.png)

>>2083420

>mfw patrick stewart gets mauled on set


 No.2083464

File: 6d24c56240736b4⋯.jpg (97.55 KB, 1048x1084, 262:271, 6d24c5624.jpg)


 No.2083467

Now that you've made this thread, I'll post my Star Trek-related crap in it.

>captain is on deck

>turns towards one of the crew members

>addresses the member as "Mister…"

How can they get away with this in the current year?


 No.2083468

File: a42ef94ae59d96e⋯.png (520.58 KB, 800x450, 16:9, laugh.png)

>"NIGGER HAHAHA NIGGER What are gonna do NIGGER cry because I called you NIGGER?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! NIGGER!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Wow Data is really racist toward Georgi in this new Star Trek show.


 No.2083500

>>2083468

>Negroids, a primitive species roughly humanoid in appearance, they worship a deity known as "yakub", whom their folklore purports created humans eons ago from negroids themselves. They have formed a parasitic relationship with humans, who provide the resources for them to survive in hopes of preventing negroid mob violence. Culturally unfocused, they have developed an unhealthy fixation on humans, whom they both resent for their superior intellect, and must continually follow since they are unable to provide for themselves.

What a madman, how will Spiner ever work in hollywood again after this?


 No.2083506

>>2083500

>how will Spiner ever work in hollywood again

I don't think he ever did.


 No.2083526

baste


 No.2083653

>>2083420

Why does dog wear the star-fleet badge?

>>2083437

> What mauled toddlers we leave behind is not as important as what a good boy we've been.

LoL


 No.2083657

>>2083653

>Why does dog wear the star-fleet badge?

So they can sell an action figure to the pedophile trekkies.


 No.2083666

>>2083653

And why is it hanging on his back instead of in front?

Oh right, no subtlety.


 No.2083690

>>2083420

I just realized the Picard poster is a vineyard in France…. where are the niggers and arabs? I don't think Kurtzman's people have learned yet how to be multicultural.


 No.2083703

>>2083690

>French character

>has an English accent

Why do people think this old fuck is a good actor?


 No.2083728

Does everyone on earth get a multi hectare French vineyard or only Federation elite?

What do regular folks have to look forward to? Do they limit the amount of holo-time you get? Can only replicate basic meals? Aren't allowed to transport to Hawaii whenever you feel like it?


 No.2083734

>>2083728

I would also add: Why is Joseph Sisko wasting his time as a chef if there's no money to earn and no need for people to cook food?


 No.2083751

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2083703

He's based and a fatherly figure in the bald community.


 No.2083767

>>2083703

I always assumed the english accent was a nod to the homogenisation of the world as the governments enforced conformity following the thrid world war and first contact with the vulcans


 No.2083769

>>2083734

Because he makes really good food and likes being complimented on it. Also it gives him something to do, like a hobby that he can do full time.


 No.2084163

>>2083767

That’s a stretch.


 No.2084184

File: 5e4f60670e921fc⋯.png (208.81 KB, 524x576, 131:144, Screen Shot 2019-07-10 at ….png)

>>2083455

saved just in case


 No.2084189

>>2083468

>So how did you like my attempt at humour Geordi? It is very popular with young people these days, but not with everybody oddly. Especially niggers such as yourself.


 No.2084204

Call me when an Orville movie is announced.


 No.2084208

>>2083728

>Does everyone on earth get a multi hectare French vineyard

Everyone can get a multi-hectare French vineyard if they want, but others get it in France, Earth and others in France, Planet Space God Raping Ground.


 No.2084309

The dog has a communicator.

There is a planet in the sky so close to earth it will impact on the surface within 24 hours.


 No.2084320

>>2084204

The whole cast will be at Comic Con so they might show a trailer for season 3.


 No.2084913

This will be the Logan of Star Trek.


 No.2084979

>>2084913

That's transparently what they're trying to do, yes. It'll probably be just as lame.


 No.2084984

File: 3a408982087beef⋯.jpg (91.99 KB, 400x600, 2:3, large_gqCUdm7lWbFgSzewW3pg….jpg)

HOL UP. SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ PICARDS AN SHEET?


 No.2084991

looks great


 No.2085053

File: 62f71604ee83f78⋯.mp4 (9.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, pitbull.mp4)


 No.2085055

File: 64c44bb84006470⋯.mp4 (14.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, dog_of_peace.mp4)


 No.2085056

>>2085055

wtf this bitch is upset he's kicking the dog, fucking gouge it's eyes out, put it in a hold and choke it to death, god damn women are emotional retards


 No.2085058

File: 4b7ba0b8f258bb1⋯.png (114.51 KB, 890x661, 890:661, 4b7ba0b8f258bb13455a3cd26f….png)

>>2085056

I also got pissed off about that. What the fuck do you think should happen? Pacify the dog by telling it a good night story? It's not gonna let go easily you braindead bitch.


 No.2085060

>>2085056

Dog is tearing a throat out and the roastie is crying not to hit it. That kind of shit right there that is the reason we have nogs running loose on the street and spics Meds invading from the south. Society is going to collapse unless society collectively beats common sense into white women.


 No.2085062

>>2085055

>femo-marxist piece of shit is injured by dog.

The dog did nothing wrong.


 No.2085080

why is professor x standing up


 No.2085091

>>2085080

Someone has to stand up to dup


 No.2085097

File: 8b758c49dddb063⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1024x770, 512:385, rise.png)

>>2085080

Jesus healed him.


 No.2085284

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.2085288

>>2085284

WHHHHY ARE U SHOOOTING HEEEEMMM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


 No.2085298

>>2085053

Offtopic, but does anybody have the story about the faggot who created the original version of this? I remember it being cringey as fuck


 No.2085541

File: 101306c1a75a148⋯.jpg (41.43 KB, 385x413, 55:59, heh.jpg)


 No.2085547

File: cdbfc90244c158d⋯.webm (9.14 MB, 400x300, 4:3, Ultimate Showdown of Ulti….webm)

>>2085298

Are you talking about Brodyquest? That's the dude from Lemon Demon. The Lemon Demon dude was old imageboard, as in first generation came over from SA. I get that zoomers would cringe at the sort of shit that we used to like, but the internet had a different culture back in the day.


 No.2085845

Is it true that CBS is still using the fake Star Trek property license for "Picard"?


 No.2085853

>>2085547

>but the internet had a different culture back in the day.

It's true. All of it.


 No.2085863

>>2085547

so this is boomer comedy huh. cringe


 No.2085874

>>2085547

God Zoomers are such faggots.


 No.2085930

>>2085547

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG


 No.2085931

He better not milk that dog.


 No.2085985

>>2085930

Evidently it finally closed down recently. It was stupid and silly but it was fun. I still remember the Ebaums raids were all because Eric Bauman stole a gif of Lindsey Lohan from YTMND and put it on his front page. Everyone got in on that shit. Something Awful, 4chan, Newgrounds it was like everywhere that was halfway decent on the internet at the time got together and said

>Fuck this jewish thief

And decided to fuck with him over it. I think Lemon Demon did a song about it too. Sure the internet was cringy as fuck and the humor was dumb, but people actually gave a shit about some shyster kike stealing content.




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