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File: cc789f8074dbfeb⋯.webm (13.68 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ZACHMOTHERLODE.webm)

 No.2083753

You fell for a tranny catfish, you can try and take everything down but you will never stop being a faggot ass bitch who defends coked up whores who starred in sub-capeshit blockbuster trash. EMMA WILL NEVER FUCK YOU

http://www.mediafire.com/file/by14aazc3kddx35/MOTHERLODE.rar/file

 No.2083758

cringe


 No.2083759


 No.2083760

>>2083758

Hey faggot


 No.2083761


 No.2083763

He also bought some of that tranny's bathwater.


 No.2083807

>>2083763

I honestly doubt that


 No.2083812

i think that gahoole might have pissed off the government for making fun of the NZ hoax shooting

that's the video that you'll never see webm'ed here


 No.2083821

>>2083807

He would buy Emmas pisswater that's fo sho.


 No.2083826

>lets unanchor another thread about Zach and dedicate our entire board to him

Great plan. Certainly wont backfire at all.


 No.2083829

>>2083826

Fuck off he deserves this shit


 No.2083830

>>2083826

Hey Zach.


 No.2083831

>>2083830

You can be dumb and also not be zach fuckface


 No.2083838

>vols having a anchor tug of war


 No.2083839

>>2083758

hey zach


 No.2083841

File: 26c6ea7620072c7⋯.jpg (117.48 KB, 1300x1017, 1300:1017, sad-subordinate-woman-bein….jpg)

>>2083830

>>2083829

>he deserves this shit

Deserves what? To be the most talked about person on /tv/? To be mentioned in every thread? Every conversation should be derailed from the topic at hand so we can spend our shitposting hours thinking about an irrelevant hapa with bad taste in waifus?

Our lives are shaped by our thoughts. Personally, I'd rather Zach not be a significant feature in my mental real estate. So count me out, fam, count me out.


 No.2083842

>>2083839

I unanchored it cause it was my thread and I wanted to keep the video I worked hard on alive, but it's off topic I admit. So fuck it it goes in the trash like everything else I try to do. Who wants to see what dumb shit I have to say about some asshole hapa fuckface who fucked up our board for months with his stupid shitposting and spam.


 No.2083844

>>2083841

He deserves to be mocked openly. He's acted like an asshole to basically everyone on the board, and caused most of my videos to be fucking lost without recovery. All because he couldn't handle me making fun of him for saying he was gonna kick my ass. Yeah he does deserve to be talked about and mocked sorry


 No.2083884

File: 1b1fc3272ee1a2a⋯.jpg (685.68 KB, 1380x911, 1380:911, beardedpig.JPG)

>>2083844

You're giving power to him. Think about it logically. What do you gain from dedicating moments of your life to lashing out at somebody you can't do anything to? What is the goal here? What can be accomplished by continuing to talk about him?

>He's acted like an asshole to basically everyone on the board

That's the nature of imageboards. Who hasn't been an asshole at one point on this website?

>>2083842

>So fuck it it goes in the trash like everything else I try to do

You're placing too much value on one aspect of your life. No person is defined by a singular part of their existence. We are everything we do in this world, not just one small section of it. I wish you the best of luck, but I'm not going down this path with you, it leads nowhere. We're meant to learn from the chapters of our life, then turn the page, not to dwell in the same spaces forever.


 No.2083896

unanchor this shit


 No.2083898

>>2083884

You will never understand the dance of the shitpost nobody. It's not about accomplishing something it's about attacking each other until someone gives up or gets btfod. That's how it is here, I don't care if you don't like it just fuck off and let me repost my last piece from this era. I don't need you being a bitch to me or telling me to focus on parts of my life, why do you think I spend so much time on here anyways? It's to escape the shitty reality I live in, now part of that escape is cut off and I'm cornered into one small board on a tiny website screaming to myself until the end of time. There is no page to turn to for me. I'm fucked dude, you can go charging into your future I don't care but I have nowhere to go but die in a fucking hole in the ground


 No.2083901

I seriously should just fucking end it. I don't have a purpose anymore. The only future is a shithole paycheck to paycheck at shit jobs where I accomplish nothing. What the fuck is the point of all this stupid fucking shit. I just want to fuckign die


 No.2083902

>>2083826

Name another guy our board catfished that hard.

Oh wait, you can't.

The most awesome thing besides this was raiding /trannypol/ and trolling Michael Kukka.


 No.2083906

>>2083898

Gahoole I really empathize with what you're going through, I'm 26 and im very close to being kicked out onto the street. I see no hope for my future, I do see myself dead before 30, and honestly coming on here to troll Zach and laugh at him is one of the few joys I have left in life. So fuck that other guy for anchoring this, we have a right to enjoy the little things like this.


 No.2083907

Fuck it I'm giving up. I'm gonna go to the movies and watch capeshit and drown my brain in numbing content. I can't be smart anymore, I never was smart but this inbetween shit is just too painful. I can't accomplish anything but all I can see is shit so I'm just gonna become shit like everyone else.


 No.2083910

>>2083906

He's right though we're just delaying the inevitable. This is our capeshit. Numbing laughs that do nothing to help us grow, Unfortunately growth for some is improving, but for us it's dying quicker and quicker everyday


 No.2083913

File: 202319488c36ab5⋯.webm (11.06 MB, 240x176, 15:11, TruthSeeker_vs_Aussie_Deb….webm)

>>2083910

This might be our capeshit, but at least we make it. That's a lot better than being a passive spectator.


 No.2083914

Zach here, Im sorry for everything. I never intended for any of this to happen. And Im especially sorry to Gahoole. Hope you find happiness soon big guy.


 No.2083915


 No.2083917

>>2083914

>inb4 real zach replies to this


 No.2083919

>>2083914

if this is actually zach I'm sorry too. I just wanted to have fun shitposting with you. I never liked it when all your posts got deleted and I'm sorry you kept getting permabanned. we should've shitposted on equal playing fields but instead we resorted to this gay shit. Maybe one day we can really do the fight and you can kick my fat ass like the board always wanted. Sorry for everything


 No.2083923

>>2083913

I always liked making things, I should have just made webms and posted them here. I reached too far and tried for too many friends. I don't deserve friends


 No.2083926

File: 19168c45ffe43c9⋯.jpeg (43.75 KB, 297x396, 3:4, 7F767728-912F-4119-BF46-B….jpeg)

posting in a zachy chan thread


 No.2083927

>>2083923

Get some real fucking friends instead of sucking up to assholes on the internet, dupshit.


 No.2083929

>>2083923

Without friends, how will you make the Nasim biopic with the alternate ending where youtube gets btfo for good?


 No.2083932

>>2083927

none of my "real" friends even give a shit about me, everyone is too selfish now and I guess I'm that way too

>>2083929

Time, effort, and a lot of CGI


 No.2083935

>>2083932

I've noticed that most of the posters here have shitty friends. Perhaps you should stop attracting shitty people?


 No.2083942

>>2083838

I would not be surprised if Zach sucked off the one that anchored.

Vol your next line will be "USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST"


 No.2083962

How did Zach become a vol anyways? Terrible vetting Gahoole


 No.2083963

>gahoole has a mental breakdown: the thread

so basically what happened was that gahoole started harassing zach outside of 8chan and then got super surprised when there were consequences to his actions and his channel got banned?


 No.2083969


 No.2083979

>>2083844

>and caused most of my videos to be fucking lost without recovery

lmao, so basically you think you should be allowed to endlessly fuck with zach and he shouldn't be able to retaliate. you caused your videos to be lost

>>2083969

>everyone who disagrees with me is zach

this line of thought is more responsible for gahooles channel getting btfod than zach is


 No.2083981

>>2083979

hey zachy


 No.2083994

>>2083981

>hello handsome man with a full head of hair who continues to own hotpockets without even trying

thank you for the compliment


 No.2083995

>>2083979

This is the real Zach


 No.2083996

>>2083994

hey zachy


 No.2083997

>>2083994

What do you even do that allows you to sit on /tv/ literally, seemingly 24/7 Zach?


 No.2084015


 No.2084024

File: 205b39225305381⋯.jpg (57.61 KB, 480x720, 2:3, 020d823daf40ed1ab5800d93aa….jpg)

>>2083979

Gahoole didn't harass you, he merely documented it.

But we live in a society where it's acceptable to shoot the messenger.

When your dad's coworkers at Main St. see that Flopson body pillow addressed to you there will be a lot of weird looks.


 No.2084029

what the fuck with this thread lmao is everyone drunk


 No.2084030

>>2084029

Hello Zachary


 No.2084031

>>2084029

fuck off zach


 No.2084032

>>2084029

I need to be drunk


 No.2084033

>>2083753

So it turns out Zach was right about everything and did nothing wrong.


 No.2084034

Now THIS is pod racing


 No.2084036

>>2084033

>>2084029

>zach being this obvious


 No.2084039

>>2083898

Jesus Christ lmao


 No.2084040

>>2084033

The only person who's right here is based Gahoole. He has friends - us. He doesn't need anybody else, because we're always here for him. He's our BO, and we're his anons.


 No.2084057

>>2083753

What's the song being played?


 No.2084066

File: ed14f704ba51023⋯.png (346.99 KB, 625x415, 125:83, here's stoney.png)

If you thought this low blow against Gahoole would mean peace for you, you're sorely mistaken Zachy boy. You have only fanned the flames of my loathing for you.

>>2084040

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.


 No.2084067

File: 7b16b74c2f54e84⋯.gif (120.14 KB, 554x400, 277:200, 7b16b74c2f54e8422f1f771292….gif)


 No.2084074

>>2084066

>low blow

Lol, the lack of self-awareness in this thread is incredible. Reminder that the mods were photoshopping pictures of Zack's sister, stalking him, and constantly harassing him, and now that their efforts backfired and the attentionwhore board owner got his YouTube channel banned, it's all Zack's fault. JFL.

>>2083898

>the dance of the shitpost

Holy fuck, that's cringeworthy. You're not a shitposter gahoole, you're a fucking hotpocket.


 No.2084080


 No.2084103

File: f284a65b0da796a⋯.png (354.72 KB, 625x415, 125:83, here's stoney.png)

>>2084074

>Reminder that the mods were photoshopping pictures of Zack's sister

>the mods

lol

>stalking him, and constantly harassing him

Only after he started to spam and evade bans.

Zach is nothing but a lying piece of shit who talks shit he can't back up and pretends he lives in the UK when people challenge him. He's devoted years of his sad life to defending a crack whore on the internet while Weinstein made the bitch moan.


 No.2084110

>>2084103

Seething autist


 No.2084113

>>2084110

I had given you a break (for my own amusement) with the bans after I catfished you but this whole ordeal is making me reconsider.


 No.2084114

why arent there ANY recent pics of Zach? its all from like 10 years ago


 No.2084115

>>2084114

He probably was in some kind of accident and got disfigured and brain damaged.


 No.2084116

File: fbcfcac68cc37d7⋯.jpg (95.12 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, Hawaiian-Hot-Dogs-tasteand….jpg)

>>2083826

Because the catalog is full of such top quality material.


 No.2084119

>>2084116

You seriously need to up your dog game past these gay as fuck gourmet fagdogs


 No.2084125

File: ba383c9d150e792⋯.gif (693.97 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 1462318215112.gif)


 No.2084127

>>2084125

>cuckime


 No.2084129

>>2084116

Do you not see the correlation?


 No.2084135

>>2083963

>>2083979

>so basically

Bitch you said you wanted to kick my ass. That's as much harassment as anything I ever did to you, you reopened this can of worms on yourself idiot. Resorting to calling the google police to protect your pale flabby ass is only delaying the inevitable. I am going to actually break your pathetic face in until your nostrils arw as slanted as your eyes are.


 No.2084144

>>2084135

Based.

Snitches get stitches and all that shit.


 No.2084145

>>2084135

To be fair bro, he didnt say he wanted to. He just said that he could (lol). Not that its much of a difference, but I do think it is worth pointing out.


 No.2084146

>>2083753

>NEVER FORGET ZACH

>You fell for a prank call

I mean, that's kinda the whole point of a prank call but okay.

also '''/tv/ - Television and Movies'''


 No.2084151

>>2083997

idk may he's more than one person, because it is literally physically impossible to do what you just described.


 No.2084154

>the trannylover is a mod

The absolute state.


 No.2084156

>>2084154

Zach isn't a mod


 No.2084157

I should make this clear

ZACH IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE A MOD

IF YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU THINK IS ZACH REPORT THEM AND I WILL PERMABAN THEM IF IT IS ZACH

This hapa fuck has ruined the board long enough, I'm sick of letting him run roughshot. As of today he's never allowed back on the board ever again.


 No.2084167

>>2084157

hi zach


 No.2084175

>>2084167

Thats literally gahoole retard


 No.2084178

File: 042f9cbd6590844⋯.png (77.78 KB, 1349x695, 1349:695, 042f9cbd6590844333d716a518….png)

I agree with Nobody, this isn't healthy at all. You guys pulled a good prank, some OC came out of it, you should be happy with that and leave it there. This to me seems like the right opportunity to finally close the book on all this. The board "won" against him, there won't be anything bigger than that. Now it's time for us to be gracious winners and leave it be.

I know the response will be that he reopened the wound by flagging Gahoole's video but what the fuck did you really expect. He was well within his rights to get your video taken down considering he has been a (relatively) good sport for years now with his real name being dragged through the mud. At some point you have to say fair is fair and allow him that.

To Gahoole personally, your words are upsetting to me because it's clear you are in a really bad place, you sound depressed. I don't think this has anything to do with /tv/, I think your work and living conditions are causing you pain. Ridding the board of shitposters sounds nice but I don't think it will actually make you feel better. Please look after yourself and don't allow this stuff to rule your life. Imageboards don't last forever.


 No.2084180

>>2084178

gahoole unironically just needs to hit the gym or pay for a prostitute to get his sex drive back, he's morphing into a bugman


 No.2084183

File: 94e3db2172d5451⋯.png (2.93 MB, 1904x1001, 272:143, maniac.png)

>>2084178

>there won't be anything bigger than that

That could be the case before Zach decided to snitch like a bitch to daddy google.


 No.2084186

itd be great if this whole ordeal made him leave but it seems as if he doesn't really care at all if I'm wrong please correct me but ultimately what change has occurred


 No.2084187

File: 511c5e4e4dbf160⋯.jpg (150.61 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault[9].jpg)

>>2084178

zach won the battle.

/tv/ won the war.


 No.2084190

>>2084186

He doesn't give a fuck, he's a spineless piece of shit with no self respect. A slimy coward lower than a slug. He talked about living in the UK and Sikosky is based on Stratford. He lies constantly because he can't handle the truth.


 No.2084195

>>2084178

>He was well within his rights

Hell no he wasn't, he literally talked about kicking my ass in those screencaps, that's abuse of youtube's rules and you know it. I lost so much shit cause of his dumb ass. I don't even care about the video that much but he took the whole channel with it, including shit I never backed up. That's such complete and total bullshit and I refuse to just lie down and take it. I will get him for this one day, it will be a long road but I will not rest until I have my revenge.


 No.2084197

>>2084195

THIS SUMMER….


 No.2084199

Those Zachy-chan photoshops are probably sexual harassment


 No.2084201


 No.2084202

>>2084199

Spamming the board with unwanted nigger dicks is also sexual harassment


 No.2084203

>>2084201

One of those isn't even me, but my attitude changed after this >>2084074 post. You wanna be a little bitch and cry to momma google? fine, You wanna gloat about it? Fuck right off nigger


 No.2084205

File: 2d40a875f61de54⋯.jpg (66.37 KB, 750x747, 250:249, 2d40a875f61de5461289bbbdc8….jpg)

>>2084183

That's a completely reasonable and predictable response though. I don't know why Gahoole didn't foresee that.

>>2084195

>he literally talked about kicking my ass in those screencaps

But you threatened violence against him in the punching bag video, even if it was in jest. So I can see why he'd go there.

>I don't even care about the video that much but he took the whole channel with it, including shit I never backed up.

I enjoyed your streams and it sucks but nothing lasts forever. These things happen, we just have to enjoy the moment.

>I will get him for this one day, it will be a long road but I will not rest until I have my revenge.

This is is where I just have to assume you are doing your "kayfabe" thing. It's stupid board drama. In 5-10 years this site most likely won't exist, anons will move on, it'll all be a distant memory. So why worry about it?


 No.2084206

>>2084203

It would be a damn shame if every Flopson (Rian or Enema) banner that isn't aggressively negative disappeared, wouldn't it?


 No.2084207

>>2084190

Well, in this the conundrum lies, correct? What could work past what has already been attempted? Have previous exploits opened up the ability for new approaches to be attempted?


 No.2084210

>>2084205

So what if I did? He reciprocated. Why does one video where I say nothing and just show what he said get my channel deleted but not the punching bag video? I made it pretty clear I was talking about a legal fight too not me just beating him up on the street. Why does my whole account get deleted instead of getting a community strike which I had never got before? It's bullshit, and he clearly lied about the situation in his report in order to get my entire channel fucked instead of just one video. Also no I'm not kayfabing I'm gonna get him back somehow.


 No.2084213

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

zach needs to stop ducking gahoole and start preparing for fight night


 No.2084234

File: cd8a7a6142c2dab⋯.jpg (499.06 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, cd8a7a6142c2dabdd30b022719….jpg)

>>2084210

I know it doesn't seem fair, I just think you're acting a little silly over an internet slapfight. Just take the loss dude. You're one of the best BO's on this site, I don't want to see you become that hotpocket who spends his days planning gay ops on spicscord. Just treat him like any of the other spammers because that's exactly what he is at this point - just one of the spammers.


 No.2084240

>>2084234

cringe


 No.2084283

>>2084234

Yeah fuck off bitch with your shit attitude and waifu


 No.2084302

File: ab3f2d5ad7ca070⋯.mp4 (6.25 MB, 800x532, 200:133, vun.mp4)

File: 9b74811d5c2db57⋯.mp4 (9.39 MB, 438x398, 219:199, tuu.mp4)


 No.2084305

>>2083753

Thank god somebody finally produced a quality webm. I was worried it was never going to happen.

>>2084178

THIS WAR HASN'T EVEN STARTED AND WILL NOT END UNTIL ZACH IS BTFO OF LIFE


 No.2084333

>>2084210

i'm, telling you bro, it was the gay gfx car video you made, it has nothing to do with zach

no one died nz christchurch shooting 100% hoax, you got too close to the truth


 No.2084432

>>2084205

No Zach, you tarded out like a big faggot and cried to YouTube. You are a sperg whose major problem is your try to control discourse.


 No.2084472

>>2084283

I'll ignore that because I know you're upset.

>>2084305

Shit like this is why people are starting to sympathize with him, get a life.

>>2084432

I'm not him, I just know when a joke is over.


 No.2084483

File: 0ed131c7d1a5fc9⋯.jpg (24.39 KB, 263x307, 263:307, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.jpg)

>>2084157

>IF YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU THINK IS ZACH REPORT THEM AND I WILL PERMABAN THEM IF IT IS ZACH

This can't be abused in any way.


 No.2084485

>>2084472

Reported for Zach.


 No.2084522

>>2084483

>IF IT IS ZACH

That's how abuse is prevented.

People were reporting anyways and reports were dismissed when it wasn't the hapa beyond reasonable doubt.


 No.2084523

>>2083753

Nigga I can't read that fast.


 No.2084527

>>2084472

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, HAPA

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU


 No.2084629


 No.2084634

File: ba1b8f9b49db13e⋯.jpg (38.96 KB, 698x680, 349:340, 0ca6b2b1039d8ce8ebcc779957….jpg)

>>2084629

Get off my board you

FUCKING

ZOOMER

TRASH


 No.2084657

>cuckime


 No.2084676

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2084657

Cuckime gave you the music, you fucking punk. Now get off my lawn.


 No.2084684

>lawns in Japan


 No.2084690

File: 330e4aeaede5ba9⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 217x217, 1:1, mfw this thread.gif)


 No.2084696

File: fb4be7ed1c02537⋯.jpeg (17.39 KB, 206x206, 1:1, 6B9CFDF4-9303-4CDA-A222-4….jpeg)

>>2083753

RENT FREE, ZACHY LIVES IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE


 No.2084843

File: 6e6ae64dc4e031b⋯.jpg (147.16 KB, 700x756, 25:27, yasaka_kanako41.jpg)

>>2084676

Final Fantasy (pre FF12) Cannot be cuckime.


 No.2084847

>>2084843

>pre FF12

I think you mean preFF10


 No.2084853

>>2084851

>zach thinks memes will get people to stop bullying him


 No.2084869

>>2084865

This


 No.2084871

>>2084696

>>2084851

>>2084853

>>2084865

>>2084869

all me tbh


 No.2084877

>>2084875

t. zach


 No.2084879

>>2084875

Hey Zach


 No.2084884

im trans and im proud to call this board my home ama


 No.2084891

>>2084890

listen im down with the cause ive had miles of black cock in my ass


 No.2084976

>>2084634

What's the song.


 No.2085368

>deleting zach posts instead of

hey zach


 No.2085639

>>2085368

That wasn't Zach, that was the medpedo whiteknighting Zach. He earned a D+ by posting illegal shit.


 No.2090987

is zach white?


 No.2090989

>>2090987

thanks for the bump


 No.2091022

Why isn't Zach a nudist?




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