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Gonna be a lot of film critic suicides this weekend.


A live action remake of an animated Disney classic is a cashgrab and soulless. Who could have seen his coming?



You're so boring, you type like an zoomer robot



Hey Zach.



i am shock






more like what film should be


>Rip off the entire plot from Kimba the White Lion decades ago

>Now get called soul less




Jungle Book was actually surprisingly good.



[b]I'll make OP shit its meal.[/b]

:lol: :fag:


Reminder that Disney is owned by Jews and they know that their propaganda movies won't make money but they're doing it anyway because money is the smallest denomination of power and their real goal is to destroy everything that white people have created and they know that enough whites will watch these shitty remakes and subconsciously absorb the ideas that they're pushing to make it worth it.



okay that sold me on buying a few tickets and possibly viewing it many times fuck whyte people



>AV Club:Be prepared for the photorealistic cruddiness of Disney’s pointless Lion King remake


>Forbes:‘The Lion King’ Review: Be Prepared For A Crushing Disappointment


>‘The Lion King’ Review: Disney’s Remake Is a Disastrous Plunge into the Uncanny Valley

>Unfolding like the world's longest and least convincing deepfake, the new "Lion King" fatally misunderstands what once made Disney special.


>The Lion King Is a Gorgeous But Completely Unnecessary Retelling



File: c0958dacccfd5e8⋯.mp4 (2.12 MB, 640x310, 64:31, Hakuna matata Jimmy Kimmel….mp4)

It looks A W F U L



>>Unfolding like the world's longest and least convincing deepfake, the new "Lion King" fatally misunderstands what once made Disney special.

More like they misunderstood what made Kimba The White Lion so special lmao, they didn't rip it off scene for scene this time and it's terrible as a result.



Why does hollywood cast actors that can't sing for a musical?


Confirmed for kino, Lion King is an anti-race mixing parable


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Pic related



Watch the early black and white "Alice" movies (although you'll probably miss what is being hidden). It was always an evil organization, just because the exoteric values appealed to the audience of whites doesn't negate what was hidden in them from the beginning. The story of Alice in wonderland's (not to be confused with the black and white Alice series) author and origin should give tell you something.

This is the problem with "muh jews" you forget that there are still goys and institutions that are harmful to people that appeal to whites.



Can you be more specific about this? What year are they from and what are the titles? Are you saying that they are from the Disney company?



The laugh-o-grams disney cartoons of the 1920s, It's called Alice's Wonderland. Yes they're from the early Disney company But you most likely won't see what is wrong with them, since most people won't.




>oyyyy veyyyy

Shut up hapa.



>although you'll probably miss what is being hidden

>you most likely won't see what is wrong with them, since most people won't

Quit masturbating yourself faggot.


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It's not self aggrandizement, it's a reality. Disney is big media empire, and yet very few of what is thrown in people's faces is discovered. I obviously don't consider myself a genius, but you do need specialized knowledge to see what is hidden and in-front of you.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


He's wrong.

Yes, before Mickey Mouse (and even before Oswald the Rabbit), Walter Disney was asked to do some stuff to replace Felix the Cat. The shorts had some boring live action sequences and were mostly about a human girl interacting with a wacky crazy cartoon.

However these are from before proper Hollywood (they don't even have sound) so jews didn't yet have the control they later were known for. Walt's antisemitic views were barely controlled by then.



No it was bad



Because getting tonsil-tickled by producer cock before you even get out of your diapers fucks with your larynx development.



There a very few good young actors. The actors have gotten worse, the writers have gotten worse. When the old generation finally dies off, we'll be in the abyss by ourselves. It's alright. They already made most of the good movies anyways. Everything else we require is self obtained esoteric entertainment.



who thought this was a good idea?



future generations of filmmakers will be influenced by capeshit. think about that



jews whom as a race have no concept of quality control.



this is some top grade kino


>let's remake an epic drama


>but let's use CGI lions that are realistic and cannot do facial animations!

>Someone get this man a raise!



>also hire people who can't sing to do the singing parts and have all voice acting done in separate rooms in separate buildings on different days so they can't possibly react to each other organically



The singing was done by separate professionals in the original no?



What am i wrong about, so far you've proved me right on everything, yes the movies exist, yes you weren't able to see what is wrong with them (you ignored my link demonstrating what is wrong with them).



<that are realistic

Idk about that they look terrible not very life like or realistic at all.


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Meanwhile in 90s Disney


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But we was Lion Kangs


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I'm making a computer movie about Hollywood lovers.

Here's the first screenshot of our main character. He looks very realistic, isn't he?



You are literally jerking yourself off about


Hinting that there is some deep knowledge only you are privy to and then telling the rest of the thread you won't talk about it. You are just an smiley tier /x/ faggot that gets off on your own sense of self importance.

Just kill yourself you know nothing larper.



Depends on the scene but yes.



>Hinting that there is some deep knowledge only you are privy to

I never said that only i know.

>then telling the rest of the thread you won't talk about it.

I posted links to videos demonstrating what i was hinting at.

> You are just an smiley tier /x/ faggot that gets off on your own sense of self importance.

I talk about these things to help other see what is hidden, that's the opposite of selfish.



>VIDEO: she's holding a phallus

Just stfu already faggot



I posted a link to a playlist and a webm. At least be right about what you're criticizing me about.


Since this is a Cuckywood movie, I guess it will be The feminist Lion.


ofc white racists must hate a movie about africa 🙄



This is peak of cringe. Borderline unwatchable. Why nobody stoped that on begining?



>mommy why isnt this childrens movie enjoyable to me a 30 year old fat unemployable white meninist incel nazi gamergator?

>must be da joos' fault!



>Why does everyone think my cuckywood movie is shit?

>Must be gamergate!



Get some help. Seriously.



I'm the last sane person in this board sweetie



No. You are first insane person. You should talk about it with your doctor.



dupcels and dupgate btfo


This is all just a secret laundering scheme by Disney so they can extend their Copyrights without much effort.

All in a days work to keep that money going, the lawsuits fresh, and the bribed idiots who still encourage this at bay.

It's pure Judaic Genius!

I'm starting to see why Disney hated them, they reminded him too much of himself…


What the fuck did you expect from another shit tier movie made by the kikes at Disney? Of course, it is going to be a fucking piece of shit.



Of course a story about Africa can only be told through animals.



Some people will never grasp this no matter how many times it happens.



>reading this much into nothing



>le kikes

Sit down honey




I don't understand why the CGI Jungle Book is watchable but this isn't.

Is CGI Lion King less colorful because realism?


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>Blaming gamergate



>What the fuck did you expect from another shit tier movie made by the kikes at Disney?

90% on RT minimum


its says a lot of the medium when cartoon is better than "realistic" cgi movie



But Aladdin, Dumbo, Nutcracker and Mary Poppins all got low scores


Jungle Book is just as unwatchable just not as offensive



Also Wrinkle in Time



That fucking Lion Witch and Wardrobe tv movie from the 80s looked better.



Cure herpes



>Why nobody stoped that on begining?

"Boss, it's impossible to make this look good."

"Meaning YOU can't make this look good. You're fired."



>Jewish paedophiles became racemixing degenerates

oh wow, what a shock.

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