No.249649
TopGear: its 2016 edition
No.249650
Let's see… A nigger, a womyn, a muslim, a faggot and a bunch of literally who's.
Good job, BBC
No.249651
Fuck me they went all out
No.249653
They couldn't fit enough diversity in with three hosts, so they doubled it to fit in absolutely everything. How do they expect the same kind of close personal relationships and banter that the old show had with this many people at once?
It looks less like a car show and more like an S Club 7 reunion.
No.249655
The only thing they don't have is a disabled guy, although I suppose Chris Evans counts.
No.249656
>Chris Harris
>ChrIs hArris
>Power pose
This man is a disgrace to the name of CIA
No.249657
>none of them are trans
Not progressive enough.
No.249659
>>249657
Well, from how I understand it, Chris Evans is a woman pretending to be a man
No.249660
>>249653
S Club 7 were never this unattractive, were they?
No.249690
If you think this is diverse , then you're a retard. The "muh diversity" crowd are complaining that there's only one woman and only one black dude. They're probably only there to begin with to fit the BBC diversity quota.
Either way it's a shit cast, other than Leblanc who might be good. They must have known that no one was going to watch Chris Evans being a faggot, so they just crammed in all the D-list people they could. I'm fairly sure Eddie Jordan is only in there because they couldn't get David Coulthard.
No.249693
>>249690
>The "muh diversity" crowd are complaining that there's only one woman and only one black dude.
Of course they are. They complain about everything.
Doesn't change the fact that the BBC got every minority they could think of in the name of 'diversity'
No.249696
Didn't even need to shop the hair.
No.249702
>>249699
He didn't deserve this
No.249731
>inb4 someone complains that the Stig is not a minority
No.249751
Not one of them is in a wheelchair! What is this oppressive bullshit?
No.249754
>>249751
What's that? Paraplegics can't drive cars? Ableist shitlord!
No.249769
>>249649
Look at their faces. They know this show is fucked.
No.249770
>>249649
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
>a nigger
>ugly stronk wymyn
>character from a long dead US series
>an unfunny prick
>a sandnigger
>a kike
No.249776
>>249649
Pandering or not they've completly misunderstood the appeal of the original show.
Three grown men talking vaguely about cars and acting very British + immature.
To try and recreate this they've gone for 7 people (too large for the feeling of mates messing about), a woman (can't act like lads) and an American. All 7 are there for their supposed knowledge of cars only and not their ability for banter.
Complete fucking failure to understand your own goddamn show.
No.249778
>>249776
Note an American can't pull off that lovable but backwards mentality sincerely. It'll come off either as fake or blatantly racist when sold abroad.
No.249786
>>249776
banter gears have gone to amazon, saw a pic of them in those 3 wheels cars (robins?) as a challenge for all of them
No.249799
>>249696
They should have just hired the entire cast of Friends and leave it at that.
No.249804
>>249786
>banter gears have gone to amazon, saw a pic of them in those 3 wheels cars (robins?) as a challenge for all of them
Well that was the plan all along. Clarkson was doing everything he could to be fired in a public way that would confirm his anti-PC attitude and the BBC were just too happy to play along so they could diversify the cast up.
They seemed to expect Hammond and May to stick around at the start because they're just that delusional so all they had to do in their mind was replace Clarkson with a minority.
Remember that Clarkson sold off all his stock in the production company for TG right before he started all this stuff with singing nigger and upsetting the Argies.
No.249822
>>249804
they got played like a fiddle
No.249836
>>249649
>This literally look like a subtle /pol/ parody
Even has the big jew nose
No.249841
Stig is played by a person with prosthetic legs?
No.249867
>>249841
Probably by a black woman
No.249892
>Say that the visually impaired make up a large amount of the world's demographic
>start a petition to cast a blind driver
No.249925
That picture screams "manlet".
Seriously, where in Middle-earth does this show take place?
No.249941
are you fucking kidding me
No.249956
>>249941
mysygynyst dytyctyd
No.249960
>>249649
The fuck is he wearing?
No.249963
>>249960
Dah fuck are any of them wearing? Especially Eddie Jordan?
No.249978
>>249653
>How do they expect the same kind of close personal relationships and banter
Not what they're going for.
No.249979
>>249960
Mid-life crisis shoes.
No.249994
Look at all these people who know nothing about cars and never gonna spend a second outside or in a garage building or fixing stuff but instead gonna interview fading celebs in a studio for 90% of the show.
Truly Top Gear for CURRENT YEAR
No.249998
>>249994
truth to be told I dont like cars either, I loved the banter storm of the team
No.250030
>>249998
you don't have to like cars to enjoy them building one from scratch or fixing their cheap broken car as they traverse wild africa
No.250042
>>249941
If that's Sabine then the mistake is yours, she belongs as a topgear presenter just not in this awful version.
Sabine is the shit and every good English TopGear fan loves the fast driving arse off her.
In fact she's the only presenter worthy of standing there.
No.250047
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>>249822
>Dubs confirm
BBC on suicide watch
No.250094
Who is the guy to the right of the guy on the Stig's right (the balding one, who tried to cover up his balding with a buzzcut)? He looks like the only one (other than Stig) you wouldn't be super embarrassed to talk with in public
No.250097
No.250111
>Eddie "LOOK AT ME I'M SO WHACKY AND ZANY" Jordan
It was dead before it ever began.
No.250204
>>249656
He's got his hands in his pockets, not on his belt, you fucking small guy. It's not the power pose.
No.250205
>>250094
That's Chris Harris. He's probably the only one of the lot, other than whatever f1/exf1 driver the stig is now, who's actually qualified to be up there. I wish he could have collaborated with Top Gear under better circumstances than this. He's a good dude.
No.250225
>>249722
That needs to be TR8-TOR on the far right
No.250245
>>249786
Those robins are their new production companies cars.
No.250247
>>250225
then it would be somewhat good
No.250253
No.250321
>>250224
whose wife is she
No.250328
Does the nigger and the womyn even realize that they're only there because of diversity quotas?
No.250329
>live in bongland
>news reports this
>calls its "not gear"
>asks if its a sitcom
>mention how the world wide loss of revenue will cripple the beeb
fucking NOBODY thinks this will work, even the most normie of mornalfags are laughing at it.
No.250353
>>250030
sure I liked used cars ones, I just dont like the supercar ones
No.250360
>>250328
HOL UP WHITE BOI WE ON TOP NOW MUHFUGGA GIT DA GREEN YO WOOP WOOP WE WUZ PRENZEN- PRESTE- MAN ON DA TV N SHEEEIT
No.250362
>>250329
The funniest part is how the BBC have fundamentally misunderstood why people like the show.
No.250366
>>249994
One of them (the brown guy, I think) writes for Auto Trader.
Still doesn't mean he should be presenting but at least he's somewhat qualified than the others. Certainly more qualified than fucking Joey from Friends.
No.250367
>>250362
I dont like cars, like at all, i watch it for the specials and the bantz because its basically jackass' replacement at this point.
No.250374
>>250362
I'm sure they get it, but it goes against their agenda pushing, and they can't allow that.
No.250375
>>249941
that's a really crappy shirt
i mean if she wasn't wearing it i would of been calling her zezar zoo za xenu
No.250425
It's going to crash and burn worse than Richard Hammond.
Can't wait tbh fam
No.250445
The nigger looks like a lesbian. Also why does third from the right have a normal sized torso but tiny legs and golems head?
No.250449
>>250425
I would watch that shit.
No.250460
>>250425
You didn't include my stormtrooper.
No.250462
>>250460
Didn't even see it to be quite perfectly honest family. Could have saved me some time.
No.250473
>>250425
The cast in your image would probably be exponentially funnier than what they're going for.
No.250475
>>249960
Is that motherfucker moonlighting as peter pan?
How are they going to fit a car show in with all those people. Looks like the fucking View.
No.250476
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>>250425
I've decided to make another little tweak.
No.250484
>>250476
Now we're talking.
No.250487
>>250476
fix that transparency on the nigger, it's driving me insane
No.250592
No.250605
No.250695
It looks like shit but I'm willing to watch Matt LeBlanc suffer through an ebola infested jungle driving around DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS in India or something.
Not multiple times, just once is enough.
No.250815
>>250695
I genuinely like Matt LeBlanc and am rather disappointed that he got dragged into this whole shit show.
No.250848
>>250800
Tell me about Stig. Why does he wear the mask?
No.250928
>>250848
He was born in the car.
No.250944
They all look like they'd have no problem sucking your penis.
No.251011
No.251020
>>249649
>its 2016 edition
>Matt leBlanc
>Chris Evans
>Eddie Jordan
Are we sure this isn't the 1998 edition?
No.251040
>>250329
>mention how the world wide loss of revenue will cripple the beeb
This is the best part of it all.
The entire world will oppose their urbanite pseudo-socialist 'progressive' shit and they can't deny it to either the public or themselves.
They can no longer pretend to themselves that anyone telling them to fuck off is a vocal minority. They also can't claim it's racist when Africa and Asia also don't watch. They can't claim it's sexism when woman stop watching.
They can't rationalise this failure away.
No.251043
>>250815
I like him too. That's why it would be mildly entertaining to watch him suffer, because I care about his suffering.
I don't really give a fuck about all the others though. Might get a light chuckle of one of them caught AIDS while culturally exchanging with the natives, but that's about it.
No.251064
Who is the guy with the purple shoes?
No.251070
>>249649
>Nigger
>Feminist
>Dead career
>Hipster faggot
>Terrorist
>Aging hippie
>Meme
BRAVO
No.251100
>>249649
John Oliver on the right?
No.251105
No.251796
>>249649
I like how the BBC saw all the jokes that were being made about their line-up and made an article about it. It's like they already know it's going to fail.
>>250205
Yeah Chris Harris knows his shit and is a very skilled driver unlike the rest of these clowns. He's no comedian though, so I don't think he's a perfect substitution for Clarkson.
No.251797
>>251064
He used to run an F1 team back in the 90's. Recently he lost his job doing F1 coverage for the BBC.
No.252325
>>249649
Why is Warren Spector in this show, does he even have any presenting experience?
No.252330
>>252325
If only it was Warren Spector…
No.252333
>>252224
>patrician white men only
>dressed in normal clothes
>clear leader in front
>background is vivid and tells you what kind of show this is
Based
No.252366
>>251040
>They can't rationalise this failure away
I'm sure they'll come up with something.
No.252387
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>>249649
Hilarious that even normies think it's bad.
No.252430
>>249649
Did the one in the middle piss his pants?
No.252451
>>252430
Looks like most of them have pissed their pants honestly. except the Stig
Did the BBCuck look for the most incontinent team they could find?
inb4 they are photoshopped in diapers
No.252611
the woman is only wearing one symbol of feminism. couldn't they cram three or four in there ffs
No.258723
>>249650
>>249654
>>249696
ayyyyyyy
also we're missing an injun and/or paki unless that's what the old man is
also
more like top THRUST amirite
>>249653
ayy nigga
dat takes me baaaack
>>249778 3rd pic would have worked.
I know more niggers that watch this show than rednecks.
They even know a lot about cars.
Wacky hijinks could be had by Danielle not knowing a lot about motorcycles or really funky concept cars, and despite being tatted knowing nothing about modern and/or inner-city slang.
Or trying to drive some completely foreign POS like a go-kart shaped "azn suv" cross-country after one of their deliverers flakes and doesn't pick up the load.
And like >>250030 was on about their whole "rebuild the Indian in time for Stirgis" show crossover saga was gr8 televitz.
>>250111 Chekkin'
>>250425 Jesus cis-fag scarily matches the skin tone.
Kinda wish you'd used Smellody instead of Big Red though, that'd match better.
Also nobody ever caught Smellody dropping the N-bomb and triggering everything in a 3 mile radius.
>>250475 jesus fuck, brilliant idea.
MICHAEL MOORE
He'll get triggered and go on spiels every time there's a GM car to shill on the show.
I tried putting him in >>250850 but ran out of HD space on my tablet.
No.258761
>>252224
>camera angle and placement to erase the clear height difference
No.260506
>>249770
The sandnigger is known in car journalism for being positive and shilling the shit out of every fucking car he drives.
No.260820
>>250042
>g-guys, she's not like the other grills she likes cars and is only ironically a feminist
\:^)
No.261489
>can't get all the content they promised
>series shorter than the new original top gear
>show's premiering later due to the ginger vomiting whenever he gets in a car
>executive producer no longer with the show
wew
No.261540
>>261489
It's already a carwreck.
No.265172
http://archive.is/fM4CT
>Chris Evans is apparently insufferable to work with and unprofessional
>Nobody can stand working with him
>He's jealous of Matt LeBlanc
>Team members dropping left and right like rats leaving a sinking ship
>BBC doing damage control
>YFW it's going to crash and burn harder than we could possibly imagine
No.265587
They really need an all bane mask edit. Quite clearly they are crashing this show with no survivors.
No.265607
>>265172
I'm gonna need two smugs for this!
No.265612
>>250174
Will the negro be their expert on how to drive stolen cars, or what?
No.265625
>>261489
>>265172
It just keeps getting better!
http://archive.is/snj0A
>Chris Evans abusing power on set
>Been called out as a ticking time bomb.
No.265654
>>265172
Wonderful just wonderful
No.265683
>>265625
Good. Let it all burn.
No.266251
http://archive.is/g5O2d
Wait a second, are they still getting more presenters? Quite literally everyone on the planet will end up presenting Top Gear at this rate.
No.266263
Japan is now doing Top Gear better than the British
No.266279
>>266263
Cringing pretty hard here.
No.266285
>>266251
More diversity, just what "Top Gear" needed.
No.266293
>>265172
Anon that's bullshit marketing to try and make him like Clarkson.
Chris Evans is many things but he isn't the type to try that shit.
No.266300
>>266293
>The BBC literally can't see Clarkson's appeal beyond him being a bit of a dick, and are trying to recreate that
That wouldn't surprise me at this point.
No.266306
>>266300
Nothing they do surprises me any more.
No.266579
No.267185
http://archive.is/jMGpM
>BBC now in talks with selling Top Gear to Netflix
>BBC seems to be trying to stir up controversy as if to make the show more interesting
>Oisin Tymon gets £100,000 off BBC
Meanwhile Clarkson tweets about some "accidents" they've had while filming Not Top Gear in response
http://archive.is/83leu
>May's broken sunglasses
>Hammond's Sun Burn
No.267233
>watching top gear
>trying to learn about cars n shit
>keep getting distracted by the qts around the circle
What kinds of people are allowed to be in the top gear room place? Are these just normal people like you and me or are they part of the team?
No.267314
>>267233
Just normal faggots, you apply online. A guy I used to know managed to get on it, big car guy, was hugely excited about it. His hot missus got put at the front of the crowd in the lights and he had to stand in the shadows at the back where nobody could see him because he's a manlet.
No.267315
>>267185
This whole show has been such an disaster before it's even aired yet.
No.267629
>>266263
Waifu James May
>will build a lego house with you and live in it with you
>likes classy, comfortable cars
>likes to actually discuss cars, other technology, and history of it
>humble
>calm
>reliable
>enduring
>patient
>passionate
>loving
Why even live?
(Not on my main computer, this was the only suitable reaction pic I could find.)
No.267638
>>266263
Waifu James May
>will build a lego house with you and live in it with you
>likes classy, comfortable cars
>likes to actually discuss cars, other technology, and history of it
>humble
>calm
>reliable
>enduring
>patient
>passionate
>loving
Why even live?
(Not on my main computer, this was the only suitable reaction pic I could find.)
No.267640
>>267638
>>267629
Thanks hotwheels
No.267758
>>266263
>Motorbikes
Clarkson would burn them all.
No.267833
There's nothing funnier than watching progressives have their plans blow up right in their faces.
No.268025
>>267833
>There's nothing funnier than watching progressives have their plans blow up right in their faces.
>Blow up in their faces
I think there's blowing up in their faces and there's this, which looks like it's approaching a nuclear meltdown.
No.268127
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Seems this ride is not going to end soon.
http://archive.is/kBkCZ
Everyone making spins about "controversy" behind the scenes now.
No.268375
>>250042
>>260820
>Drove a tranny round the 'ring faster than Clarkson could a Jaaaag
>Had her own show in Germany that was like a one-person Top Gear with explosions
Yes, she belongs there. Don't even know if she is a feminist, her job used to be making people shit themselves as she took them round the ring in an M5, strong woman yes, one who was an attention-grabbing diversity hire, no.
No.268379
>>266263
Kek, I bought one of the volumes of that in 2012 because it had the "Stig" on the cover. Well he has cousins in every other country.
>>267758
Pretty sure he used to ride a Harley round London. I was at uni with a woman who loved bikes (and used to 'make progress' round Lincolnshire on an R1 she fixed herself when she'd crashed it, not Vespas), she was pissed when he claimed to have "never ridden before" in Vietnam.
No.268407
>>268379
>Pretty sure he used to ride a Harley round London
I think that was Hammond
Clarkson is infamous for his hate against bikes, and this goes back to the really old Top Gear from 1977.
No.268800
http://archive.is/DvCJE
>BBC told Chris Evans off for promoting his show
Wut?
No.268861
>>268800
They're trying to create false drama around him because they think Clarkson was only popular due to controversy.
They cannot understand why an old white man who didn't buy into the PC culture would be popular in the [current year].
No.268862
>>268861
cannot understand why else an old white…
No.268864
>>268800
He promoted another network's content on BBC radio.
No.271608
Just tried searching Top Gear news on google. Seems like it's been completely blanketed?
No.271705
>>268800
>It's an English paper
>Literally every news link at the top of the page is about Trump
No.271797
hammond>may>clarkson
t.amurka
No.271803
>>271705
Trump triggers lefties all over the world. THe media is full of lefties.
No.271837
>>271705
It's always good to distract your plebs with bad things going on outside your country.
In the past you'd go for a nice little war but that's not so easily done nowadays.
No.271885
No.271970
>>271797
May is the best anon and absolute brotier, what are you fucking talking about?
No.276944
So a nice run down of Flop Gear
http://archive.is/JFnbP
Apparently they are trying hard to be deliberately controversial as possible, such as disrupting a wedding and doing donuts round the Cenotaph.
No.276949
>>271970
May hates americans and takes every opportunity to shit on us and our cars in spite of getting btfo when he tries to race us. I really only watch the show for Hammond, he's so cute and smart.
No.276998
>>276949
Go back to /cuteboys/ and take your cheese with you.
No.277045
>>276944
>We’re talking actual Top Gear here – with Chris Evans and Matt LeBlanc, Eddie Jordan, the Stig, plus those other ones you’ve never heard of – not the Punchy Oaf and his old muckers’ Amazon Prime effort which we won’t see until the autumn.
wew lad
No.277158
>>276949
>ameriblob can't handle the banter
Also hating Americans is just common sense, anon.
No.277165
>>276949
>Americanfag can't take a bit of banter and jesting and thus get overly butthurt and triggered.
Tell me, how does it feel to be the cancer that is killing that once great country?
No.277168
>>266263
Jesus I just read this and it was absolutely adorable. The May character is so cute it is ridiculous. Also the Stig's Japanese cousin is top gear top tier.