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Rules Baneposting Film Star Wars Actresses

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 No.256492

How did we go from this…

 No.256493

File: 1455907147866.jpg (535.24 KB, 984x1847, 984:1847, 1452803520956-1.jpg)

to THIS


 No.256495

Feminism

Liberal takeover of the media

Common Core

Cucked European countries in general


 No.256498

>>256495

>Common Core

She's British


 No.256500

>>256498

Yes but shes heavenly influenced by other people (Americans) of her age on things like social media.


 No.256501

>>256500

*heavily

Oy vey


 No.256502

>>256500

Common Core wouldn't be one of those things.


 No.256503

File: 1455908027833-0.png (617.1 KB, 756x683, 756:683, better feminist.png)

File: 1455908027834-1.jpg (2.84 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, What's in a Meme.jpg)

File: 1455908027834-2.jpg (414.93 KB, 1024x1727, 1024:1727, Top Kek as they say.jpg)

Meme magic!! We memed too hard and it's come to bite us back like the monkey paw. The only way to fix everything is meme harder. Harder than we ever meme before to get everything back to its balanced meme value. A meme to end all memes!


 No.256505

>>256503

I still think that /pol/ meme'd Ben Garrison too hard

He's clearly lost his mind


 No.256506

>>256502

Common Core = Teaching people that "oy vey whites are evil women and blacks built everything"

These people then post on the internet where impressionable retards like Ms. Intersectional Feminist here read it.


 No.256507

File: 1455908353173.jpg (77.85 KB, 992x558, 16:9, 1448354914021.jpg)

>>256503

>red pill

>The user swallows right wing ideology. It sometimes refers to Libertarianism or even fascism


 No.256508

cocaine is a hell of a drug


 No.256511

She's said she was gonna quit a couple years ago and after the 4th harry potter, she's just taking a hiatus bf she can, she's starring in a Tom hanks john bodega drama and beauty and the beast.

TV is just asshurt


 No.256512

>>256511

John Oogabooga is a real life beast! Get her away from him!


 No.256518

>>256498

Europe is getting it's fair share of common core too.

They started to teach it to students in universities, so the next generation of teachers will be able to teach it.

As of now the program was more or les shalted becasue oh so suprisingly old teachers went fucking balistic against this bullshit.


 No.256527

Coddled, spoiled rich bitch with no sense of purpose or place in the world. Prime fodder for SJWs. It was either that or get married and have children. As no one could stand her snotty attitude for long enough to get her pregnant, it had to be feminism.


 No.256545

>>256492

>>256493

Her dad allowed her to do anything. In one of her earliest interviews she spouted how happy she was that she and her dad were so close and playing Hermoine was a dream come true.

Later in a different interview she said that she felt insulted when someone told her that she was bossy.

Later she goes to college and becomes enriched with feminism that tells her the ebil patriarchy is there to keep "bossy" women like her down.

After that, she's a stronk independent womyn who doesn't need no dad but definitely lots of BBC.


 No.256556

She is still smoking hot


 No.256560

>>256545

>Emma Watson: "feminism too often seen as man-hating"

Stop being a hivemind bitch


 No.256561

>>256545

and the moral of the story is: advise your children not to become actors/actresses


 No.256562

File: 1455915797133.jpeg (137.08 KB, 347x287, 347:287, normans.jpeg)

>>256503

>that sgae definition

>that shill definition

who has ever used the acronym NWS? i have never seen NWS, its always NSFW.

whats the name of the book thats in 3rd pic?


 No.256573

>>256562

Rogue Cartoonist by Ben Garrison.


 No.256581

>>256503

> calling a woman ugly is soggy knees

Notice how the author has no problem with the term "neckbeard"

Also, defending SJWs


 No.256612

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 No.256614

>>256612

Spoiled brats are my fetish. This does not help me.


 No.256616

>>256503

'Kill me mr PEQUOD'


 No.256626

>>256503

>take a break from acting

Acting in what?


 No.256628

>>256612

>excessivly pretentious under the disguise of culture

so shes an SJW? thats the only way i can interpret tha quote.


 No.256630

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>>256626

films… now stop asking questions!


 No.256631

>>256492

>>256493

PERFIDIOUS ALBION STRIKES AGAIN


 No.256637

File: 1455924260341.png (1.06 MB, 1024x1174, 512:587, 1452122726346.png)

>>256492

>>256493

so what? she tasted black penis? or did she find a nigger to be her beta orbiter which would propel her fame to new heights?


 No.256640

>>256493

Fucking MSM.


 No.256647

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>>256637

This is a different version of that pic, I that I had saved. I like that someone thought that the message didn't already speak for itself and slapped more text and pics all over it, making less impactful. Fucking retard.


 No.256653

>>256647

>>256637

That doesn't prove shit though. Saying that she has a white face in this context is simply used to describe a look of terror.


 No.256657

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>>256653

>look of horror

>buckbeak

>Hermione

have you even read the books? why would she be horrified in that pic? if anything she would be annoyed because buckbeak was acting like a stubborn child.


 No.256658

>>256653

but a nigger's skin color doesnt change with emotion.


 No.256681

>>256653

I know you're baiting, but there are people who legitimately use that kind of logic.


 No.256685

>>256653

>muh costanza face


 No.256694

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>>256503

>some faggot is so concerned about a few hundred guys on an anonymous he had a guidebook written about it

>someone probably had to spend weeks on here learning the lingo before writing it

>some loser from the ZOG is probably reading our pointless conversation about Emma Watson right now, scribbling furiously about how it's an example of our rampant misogyny

How does is it feel to be so worthless you have to spend your time cataloging the inane opinions of the most useless pieces of shit on the internet?


 No.256698

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>>256653

>Black people turn white when scared


 No.256706

>>256653

Or white as in "pale".

You know. that what white people generally become if they stay out of the sunlight.


 No.256707

>>256503

If anyone wants to read the article from pic 2

http://archive.is/iznG7


 No.256708

>>256694

The meme book was made by Ben Garrison.


 No.256709

>>256492

As much as this is cuckery, apparently Boyega is a nice guy.

He was good in "Attack the Block" if this was any other black actor then i'd be mad.


 No.256718

>>256493

I'm getting sick and tired of how uppity this nigger is. Just because he was allowed to play the lead alongside a white actress in TFA, he now thinks he's our equal and is allowed to be forward with white women. I hope the Jews at Disney do make Finn into a fag.


 No.256734

>>256492

>How did we go from this…to THIS.

Without any grace or any particular talent.

She got picked because she was an annoying brat, still is and always will be.

Wait until she turns sour; it's inevitable.


 No.256793

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>>256560

>Stop being a hivemind bitch

she's hanging out with bell hooks, the insane commie josh and anita get alll their bullshit from.


 No.256806

>>256493

Can't wait for her to hit the wall, hard. No woman who becomes feminist stays pretty for long


 No.256810

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 No.256840

>>256492

Ugly troll looking child with eyebrows thicker than a greek man grew up to be a manjawed woman with a terrible personality and mindset. What's surprising about this?


 No.256845

>>256495

Don't forget being a spoiled brat.


 No.256849

File: 1455945616160.jpg (23.58 KB, 366x380, 183:190, oh shit witcher.jpg)

>>256503

They have a primitive understanding of memes.


 No.256850

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>>256503

btw

>desipised


 No.256856

>>256503

Anyone have a pdf for that book?


 No.256860

File: 1455947012095.jpg (136.84 KB, 756x683, 756:683, bitter.jpg)

>>256503

All too easy.


 No.256868

File: 1455947316110.jpg (86.96 KB, 600x437, 600:437, Emma Watson, 2017.jpg)


 No.256961

>>256718

To be fair anon he was one of the better characters and actors in TFA. Let that sink in for a moment.


 No.256980

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>>256647

>>256493

I want to wake up from this horrible nightmare.


 No.257004

>>256793

MacIntosh looks like a shy bitch

And Anita threw him away from his own creation (Feminism Frequency)


 No.257008

File: 1455976043191.jpg (96.52 KB, 1024x680, 128:85, 1443946505165.jpg)

to THIS?


 No.257011

>>257008

This is very well done.


 No.257027

current year


 No.257042

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>>257008

I came.


 No.257102

>>256505

Nonsense. He rose to fulfill the prophecy and become the savior the white race needs.


 No.257103

>>256511

>TV is just asshurt

>TV

You have to go back, Tumblr.


 No.257353

>>256495

Regardless of how mainstream modern feminism is trying to be normal, weren't liberals always in charge of the media?

Also every waifu in hollywood has gone through MKultra procedure and has taken milies of black or jewish cock.


 No.257498

>>256492

>>256493

BLACKED.COM WHEN?


 No.257499


 No.257558

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 No.257561

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>>256493

TIMES ARE CHANGING, WHITE BOY


 No.257573

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 No.257804

Emma Watson Quitting Acting To Become A Full-Time Activist

Lorcan O'Donoghue's Tumblr

>Emma Watson - basically life goals, right? Not only is she a pretty damn amazing actress and aesthetically pleasing to look at, she’s also dead clever and political and that.

>Well, get ready to go through a year-long stage of grief, as Miss Hermione Granger herself is set to take a year off from acting to focus on her activism and ‘personal development’.

>All right for some isn’t it? Ignore us whilst we collapse from jealousy-induced hysteria.

Not only are women shit journalists for the most part, new sites are actually taking tumblr posts and posting them as news. It's over lads


 No.257824

File: 1456083482123.jpg (47.15 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 01.jpg)

>Emma Watson


 No.257883

File: 1456086707477.jpg (315.77 KB, 798x1000, 399:500, 1249892504133.jpg)

she really started going downhill after Alan Rickman raped her at the Half-Blood Prince premiere.


 No.257917

File: 1456089888281.jpg (5.6 KB, 300x179, 300:179, best.jpg)

She always just looked like Cody Rhodes to me, never found her attractive


 No.257926

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>>256493

>let's make this standard practice

the eternal wite wimmin strikes again


 No.258284

>niggers


 No.258296

>>256493

She's trying to get a big part in the next Star Wars so that she can hold on to her declining career.

It won't work. She hasn't been hot for like 5 years.


 No.258303

>>258296

> It won't work. She hasn't been hot for like 15 years.

Fixed.


 No.258364

>>256492

She said after Harry Potter she would focus on studying at university and get a serious job in her field of study. She said she wa done with acting. Now she's a full-time actress and feminist. Wow what a stronk woman!


 No.258544

File: 1456174177897.jpg (225.37 KB, 950x1425, 2:3, emma-watson.jpg)


 No.258549

>>256612

Explains why she keeps getting dumped.


 No.258555

File: 1456175066220.jpg (348.61 KB, 600x931, 600:931, Hermione.jpg)

>>258549

so, will she drop feminism to find love, or will she become an old, bitter spinster feminist?


 No.258556


 No.258575

>>256628

Obsessed with the image of high culture, and looks down on anything outside of that.

It's just a longer way of calling her a snob.


 No.258583

I'm still waiting for her to spend a week among her adoptive people. All those refugees need a morale boost, and since she's been so vocal about them I think it's time she walks the talk, so to speak.


 No.258592

>>258555

spinster for sure. psycho women turn to feminism because they are narcissists who want attention. someone like her gets more attention in general doing this, cause men will still fuck her. when she gets old enough and hasn't settled down nobody will want to fuck her or marry her so like all spinsters they'll be left with their dead, bitter ideology and project it onto the next generation.


 No.258595

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>>258592

She's living up to the feminist stereotype, that's for sure.


 No.258597

>>258303

>>258544

Kill yourselves, children are not sexually attractive to people that are sane.

And no, young girls that hit puberty are not children.


 No.258797

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File: 1456204078734-1.jpg (73.43 KB, 610x819, 610:819, hermione-ohay-tv-63470.jpg)

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File: 1456204078734-3.jpg (90.77 KB, 687x796, 687:796, hpphilo-ew04.jpg)

File: 1456204078734-4.jpg (147.48 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, HP-SS-NY-Premiere19-682x10….jpg)


 No.258850

>>258797

Emma

Philosophers Stone 10/10

Chamber of Secrets 10/10

Prisoner of Azkaban 9/10

Goblet of Fire 8/10

Order of the Phoenix 8/10

Half Blood Prince 9/10

Dh1 8/10

Dh2 7/10


 No.258857

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>>258850

I dunno about that fam.

I'd say:

Philosopher's Stone: 5/10

Chamber of Secrets: 7/10

Prisoner of Azkaban: 9/10

Goblet of Fire: 8/10

Order of the Phoenix: 8/10

Half Blood Prince: 8/10

Dh1: 7/10

Dh2 : 7/10


 No.258858

>>258556

Its some fag who drops by to drop unsubstantiated allegations that some actress or another got raped. I remember him from an Ellen Page thread.


 No.258873

>>258797

>implying normies have good taste

Normies probably agree with you on this, most of them are betacuck nu-males and most nu-males are closeted pedos.


 No.258899

>>256506

>Common Core = Teaching people that "oy vey whites are evil women and blacks built everything"

I'd assume you have multiple citations? Seems like a simplistic and juvenile claim.


 No.258985

>>256647

What happened to Rowling?

One day she was fine, the next she was drunk on the kool aid. Or did I just miss the sings?


 No.258989

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>>258985

She is a curious case indeed… On one hand she have the wizards and witches in the books keep to themselves and live in tight-knit closed communities, even going as far as having a town only occupied with witches and wizards, and having the father of Dean Thomas (a black Gryffindor) do a runner as soon as the kid was born, leaving the mother and child - then you have her sucking up to the SJW/feminist agenda about diversity being the greatest thing ever


 No.259002

>>258989

You think maybe the pink mafia left a severed horse head on her pillow?


 No.259007

>>259002

a severed penis head sounds more likely


 No.259045

>>256492

>>256493

My best guess would be

>growing up on the set of a major film series without any talent that prevents her from getting any other roles post HP


 No.259099

File: 1456235524236.png (320.6 KB, 1574x782, 787:391, harry potter rape scene.png)

>>258850

>>258857

>philosopher's stone

have you even seen the movies?


 No.259109

>>256709

>People saying an actor especially a nigger actor who was a nobody until recently is a nice guy

Doesn't really mean anything. Even if he's a raging asshole, unless an incident of it gets recorded, it'll take running a dog fighting ring, beating his girlfriend, or killing someone before the media will tell us that he might not be the nicest guy ever. Even then, I wouldn't hold my breath with the state of things.


 No.259140

>>258850

>>258850

She looks good in POA but her character is borderline mary-sueish


 No.259151

>>256698

Fuck how the hell are we gonna tell them apart at DOTR?


 No.259153

>>258857

>people who think PS was the worst movie.

Harry potter was never meant to be grimdark. Thats why the later films and books were not as good. How anyone could like 5/6/7 more than 1 is beyond me.

The mirror of Erised was hands down the best part of all the movies and books. If you don't agree you have shit tastes.


 No.259172

>>258858

but Ellen Page did get raped on the set of X-Men: Days of Future Past, which is why her part in the film was cut down heavily.


 No.259325

why do pedos get so buttstrated when you tell them how shit their taste is?


 No.259392

>>259172

Source, please


 No.259393

>>259325

They enjoy being persecuted the same way cucks enjoy being degraded. It allows them to stop infighting and rally around their perversion. They had their own board here to fuck around on without people raining on their parade, but it wasn't as fun to them as trying to justify their shit to other anons.


 No.259395

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>>259153

Fuckin' aye! The first two are easily the best films - the third book is up there too, but the film version is where they went downhill.

Same with the PC games - the two first are excellent, third one is passable.


 No.259449

>>259172

Where's the proof?


 No.259450

>>259099

I'm not quite sure I know what you mean fam.

Those ratings are on Emma's attractiveness in the films and not a rating of the films themselves.

e.g. She suddenly became much hotter in POA, hence the 9/10 ratings.


 No.259456

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>>259395

The first 2 games were amazing!

I have very fond memories of dueling in Chamber of Secrets (spamming the rictusempra spell)


 No.259470

>>259172

Is that why she became a lesbian?

Also source.


 No.259641

>>259153

6 isn't dark at all, with the exception of the ending. But that was inevitable


 No.259650

File: 1456319641269.jpg (79.81 KB, 780x585, 4:3, 1581282609.jpg)

>>259456

Man, they really dropped the ball on the fourth game/movie… The books felt a little too off as well from this point.

The second game had amazing gameplay - I'd go exploring everywhere and waste time instead of focusing on the story - the duelling club kicked ass, collecting beans and trading them, collecting wizard and witches cards were fun too.

The first game had some really amazing atmosphere in some levels, The Lumos Challenge, Snape’s Potions Class in the dungeon & sneaking past Filch with the invisibility cloak.

I’d love to see the two first games on GOG with widescreen support and updated controls for the first game.


 No.259665

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>>259153

Remember when Harry Potter wasn't in black and white?


 No.259680

>>259665

But muh grimdark story that grows up alongside me except on a 2-3 year delay between installments.

Harry Potter (books, movies, and games) should have ended with Goblet.


 No.259689

>>259665

third one was the best. prisoner of ass cabin.


 No.259825

>>259450

It's called harry potter and the sorcerer's stone.


 No.259862

File: 1456340992156.jpg (184.26 KB, 612x380, 153:95, harry-potter-and-hedwig.jpg)

>>259825

The correct title is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone


 No.259867

>>259825

>>259862

It's clearly called Harry Potter Year One.


 No.259879

>>259689

>that retarded time travel plot that tries to imply that time is both linear and circular


 No.259886

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>>259879

Question: If they have the ability to travel in time, why didn't someone go back in time and arrest You-Know-Who before killing Harry's parents, or prevent any of the other deaths and the all-out war?


 No.259888

>>259886

Can't remember exactly but I think there was a limit of 24 hours or some bullshit.


 No.259894

>>259888

That ought to be more than enough time for some Aurors in 1981 to travel back a few hours after news broke to arrest him before he could carry out the deed.


 No.259900

>>259886

Time Travel should never, ever, be incidentally introduced into a storyline. it completly breaks any sort of narrative because it means that causality and choices are no longer immutable. And the entire story turns into "why didn't…" because there is no more reason for anything to be anything.

Since drama relies on the characters being ignorant of things, time travel means no one has to be ignorant of anything anymore. It undoes drama.

Literally anything that introduces time travel, either has to pretend like it doesn't exist later, put some insane stipulation on it, or it takes over the story.

Look at fucking warcraft. The old explination of the bronze dragonflight was simply "they exist beyond your comprehension" sort of thing. But then they needed time travel for some dungeons so now people can time travel.

And ever since then, the ENTIRE PLOT has revolved around time travel shenanigans.


 No.259921

>>259900

You just override it all and simply say "This is the best possible timeline we can make, if it doesn't follow this path then something WAY worse happens." and be done with it.


 No.259928

>>259886

More importantly, why You-Know-Who did not use a Time Turner?


 No.259943

>>259900

If they insist on introducing time travel well into the series, they should at least have fun with it and go crazy.


 No.260011

>>259886

As stated 24 hour limit. And nobody truly know how time-travel magic really worked

>>259894

I know it is a cop out but the use of it can only authorized from the department of mystery in the ministry of magic. Since it is in a state of war, the ministry is very careful. Only a few people, Hogwart professors knew of its existence so. Also, their corpse is found, there is no need to go back and change the past


 No.260016

>>259879

Also

> Hermione is mary-sue now

> Ron is useless and only exists for jokes

> Almost nothing happens in the movie

> no action, no humor, no romance. Lamest blockbuster ever

> the WORST ending frame ever

Movie is insanely overrated.

> b-but muh time travel!1


 No.260196

File: 1456371315517.jpg (38.51 KB, 557x419, 557:419, Madam_Hooch_(PC).JPG)

>>259650

I remember the broom flying in the first one was pretty fun (surprisingly better than any of the other games). And you could fly into Madam hooch to piss her off.


 No.260238

File: 1456377404020-0.jpg (109.79 KB, 1200x696, 50:29, ootp1.jpg)

File: 1456377404021-1.jpg (476.6 KB, 1200x696, 50:29, hbp2.jpg)

File: 1456377404022-2.jpg (753.49 KB, 1200x696, 50:29, dh1.jpg)

>>259665

Get some taste faggots

>>260016

>>259943

>>259928

>>259900

>>259879

Prisoner of Azkaban was clearly the best get out of here.


 No.260242

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 No.260243

>>260242

So what he goes almost the entire film being depressed and he's finally having fun on the broom, his new firebolt. I have zero problem with this frame or the fact its the closing shot, that makes it even more fine to me. Keep your autism to yourself if things like this really bother you. Plus goat credits


 No.260248

File: 1456378342960.jpg (34.17 KB, 600x300, 2:1, harry-pitter.jpg)

>>260243

i don't want him to be happy


 No.260264

File: 1456379906909.gif (7.65 MB, 294x500, 147:250, EMMA-WATSON-SLIP.gif)


 No.260266

File: 1456380083215.gif (1.6 MB, 295x268, 295:268, ohyea.gif)


 No.260267

File: 1456380115169.gif (2.81 MB, 294x554, 147:277, emmawatsonsmirks.gif)


 No.260270

File: 1456380219238-0.jpg (39.07 KB, 900x521, 900:521, 111465202_emma_watson_vogu….jpg)

File: 1456380219246-1.jpg (288.83 KB, 1280x852, 320:213, emma watson sam perks of b….jpg)

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File: 1456380219259-3.jpg (434.65 KB, 1360x2126, 680:1063, emma_watson_15.jpg)

File: 1456380219268-4.jpg (376.25 KB, 1360x1969, 1360:1969, emma_watson_16.jpg)


 No.260274


 No.260283

>>260238

>Prisoner of Azkaban was clearly the best get out of here.

muh neger

Cuarón is best grill by far


 No.260297

>>260238

>>260283

To add the time turner isn't as shoehorned as it could be, Hermione is using it all year and seen using it. Its just fantasy. Also the time turner being used by Hermione to added extra classes is pretty funny, to me, if you like British humour.


 No.260467

>>260297

I don't have a problem with the time turner in itself. The problem I had was that in the film only they tried to imply that time was both circular and linear simultaneously. From the time buck beak is executed there's stuff that happens that implies they already went back in time such as the stone smashing, hermione seeing themselves in the bushes, the wolf howling and the patronus spell. However had they already done those things, how come buckbeak wasn't saved the first time. I know people argue that Harry and Hermione "just thought" that buck beak was killed but wasn't really seems to be quite a weak counterargument.


 No.260533

>>256507

That's kind of accurate tbh fam.


 No.260550

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.260567

File: 1456427726105.png (33.13 KB, 846x402, 141:67, Hermione's Transformation.png)


 No.260575

>you will never walk into the abandoned girls washroom and find a petrified Hermoine

>you will never take advantage of her stage and awkwardly spread her stuff legs and remove little panties before fucking her for hours until your dick is covered in blisters

>you'll never lick her asshole as she stares off blankly into the distance, he face stone-like, expressionless

>she'll never get better months later and have no memory of the encounter

Feels pretty bad, /tv/.


 No.260606

>>259470

Source NEVER EVER


 No.260649

>>260238

Cuaron started with the black and white shit, don't cherrypick.

>>260243

The problem is that the shot looks bad. Not a very convincing face, it was anti-climatic (came out of nowhere - what is screen transition? ) and goofy. The last movie had a good ending frame focusing on the characters faces, not POA.

> credits scene

Not even part of the movie.

>>260283

Cuaron is a cuck who create movies about stronk womyn who put boys in their place. He also missed the point of Harry Potter, which is the characters, not the world that surrounds them (so much time wanted on the world's presentation, which is not necessary since the first movie already did it - later Cuaron admited he didn't watched the first two movies, lol)

POA is an unsympathetic movie with boring characters and too much focus on mythos and visuals. Not surprising it was the least watched movie in the series. Also, the last act is meh for people who already had read the book, we knew in advance what was about to happen.

>>260297

> Also the time turner being used by Hermione to added extra classes is pretty funny, to me, if you like British humour.

No, it just made Hermione a mary sue. In the book she gets very stressed due to her ego and obssesion with studies and the time turner, but Cuaron ditched her character development because muh stronk womyn should have no flaws. And not too many things happen in the movie, so the moviemakers can't use the excuse of excess of content.

Also Cuaron can't into british humor. He can't even into normal humor.


 No.260652

>>260649

I forgot to say that POA's last shot has the worst blur effect ever.


 No.260691

>>256637

Not really surprising given that Rowling devoted an entire book to denounce the shaming of "mugblood" (non-pure breed) wizards. By this she made a deliberate stand to support race mixing, and to children no less, so it's not a big stretch that she would be okay with a black Hermoine.


 No.261035

Meh, Harry Potter was always fucking geek-material.


 No.261045

>>257917

Cody Rhodes is dashing


 No.261049

File: 1456496593463.png (216.64 KB, 428x400, 107:100, 145551067079.png)

>>258595

I remember how shortly after she had her speech at the UN about muh feminism, everybody got excited because she supposedly dated Prince Harry

I found it pretty funny that of all people, she would date a person who is a Prince, LITERALLY embodies muh patriarchy and muh privilege.


 No.261082

>>259900

Time travel can work under a good writer, problem is JK is not a good writer, she has no idea how to world build and it really shows.


 No.261113

>>260691

Modern white Europeans (yes, even the Nordics) are the product of race-mixing themselves, so /pol/'s opposition to it is irrational.


 No.261116

>>261113

I take it you've got some hard evidence to back that up with?


 No.261156

File: 1456507576426-0.jpg (46.2 KB, 1324x182, 662:91, The state of halfchan d.JPG)

File: 1456507576427-1.jpg (252.83 KB, 1295x301, 185:43, mention you don't like cra….JPG)

File: 1456507576427-2.jpg (102.88 KB, 937x523, 937:523, Halfchan respectful na.jpg)

File: 1456507576427-3.jpg (19.52 KB, 496x525, 496:525, HE CIA.jpg)

>>256503

>SJWs are despised on 4chan

ayy


 No.261171

>>261113

Even if that were the case, being 1% shitskin isn't a good reason to make your kid 50.5% shitskin.


 No.261279

File: 1456524597432.jpg (35.28 KB, 445x604, 445:604, 1456445925750.jpg)

>>261156

Oh god.


 No.261285

File: 1456525319259.jpg (119.53 KB, 1286x804, 643:402, emma-watson-cute-wallpaper….jpg)


 No.261308

>>256793

She looks like a dumpy single mother


 No.261309

File: 1456527433179.jpg (324.66 KB, 825x646, 825:646, anitaswallows.jpg)

>>261308

dumpy single mothers need loving too :3


 No.261321

File: 1456530041337.jpg (2.05 MB, 3208x2172, 802:543, gc_64.jpg)

GOAT


 No.261324

File: 1456530427373-0.png (170.75 KB, 1854x1180, 927:590, The perfect Harry Potter v….png)

File: 1456530427391-1.png (113.08 KB, 1224x491, 1224:491, 1406399405205.png)

File: 1456530427393-2.png (125.59 KB, 1161x869, 1161:869, 1406399276842.png)

File: 1456530427396-3.png (46.86 KB, 1200x311, 1200:311, 1406399470932.png)

>>261321

You'd think JKR and/or EA (or whomever owns the rights) would be churning these out…

I want my HP equivalent to KotOR dammit!


 No.261404

>>261285

Confirmed for not getting enough D? Does she realize who she is?


 No.261454

>>256612

>diamond helix piercing

DROPPED

R

O

P

P

E

D


 No.261457

File: 1456543031291.jpg (79.92 KB, 634x636, 317:318, harry got haunted.jpg)

>feminist alternatives to pornography


 No.261472

File: 1456545366910.png (10 KB, 205x290, 41:58, 1356150733277.png)

>Daniel Radcliffe turns into a chav whose career is entirely composed of being naked with horses or being a corpse with an erection

>Emma Watson turns into a harlot feminist slut who's a walking stereotype of her ideology

>Richard Harris dies of pre-emptive shame

>Alan Rickman dies of shame and cancer after the fact

>meanwhile Rupert Grint uses his millions to live out his childhood fantasies like owning fast cars or being an ice cream truck driver bringing joy and laughs around the world

Child actors should be banned.


 No.261477

File: 1456546315137.jpg (47.67 KB, 500x485, 100:97, LilPepe.jpg)

>>256698

Wish I could locc, be useful an shit


 No.261478

>>256612

>emma watson is pretentious

In other blatantly obvious news, US foreign policy is controlled by kikes


 No.264229

>>261324

There's a lot of details there for what would really just amount to Bully: Hogwarts


 No.264298

File: 1456741910198.png (4.7 MB, 1053x1970, 1053:1970, Marauder'sMap.png)

>>264229

You say that like it is a bad thing…


 No.264302

>>261472

The ginger stayed relative normal as he had no soul they could corrupt.


 No.264327

>>261156

>1st pic

Trap threads are becoming the same on 8chan


 No.264399

>>264229

Harry Potter does lend itself to that kind of thing if you don't look at it from a 500 points of Gryffindor perspective. All kinds of magical gadgets that could be used to cause mischief, quirky characters, classes are an opportunity for minigames, etc.


 No.264425

>>261156

>Twitters slide into shit coincides with Aug 2014

>Demand Media (Cracked) is slowly dying

>poisoned ad market for months

>Gawker got rescued by a Russian billionaire after they got denied ad and investment shekels

>Vice is completly fudging numbers and pretending they're relevant

top lel


 No.264436

File: 1456765563824.jpg (14.36 KB, 462x356, 231:178, 1446595831942.jpg)

>>264425

>twitter

>good

>ever


 No.264438

>>261472

Radcliffe seems to just dig acting and likes doing off the wall projects. He's not hurting any one and has a sense of humour.

Watson went complete stuck up cunt due to all the fame she has, no shock there. Everyone around her describes her as intolerable.

Rupert took his money and ran. He was always the third wheel and he played them like a drum.


 No.264453

>>256506

You're stupid, anon. Common Core is evil not because it's obvious, but because it's subtle.

The way it teaches people is by making them more prone to groupthink and accepting without question, not because it pushes an agenda (Which it does, but that's collateral to it)

That's how they try to control you in this day.

>>256562

That definition of sage gave me anger-induced PTSD

>>257804

>Ignore us whilst we collapse from jealousy-induced hysteria.

I mean, I've grown into ignoring this, but why is this permitted in journalism? It's bad form, bad journalism, and bad reporting.

Adding personal comments like this, I say.

It used to be something in gossip press, but it's almost everywhere now.

>>259109

No, it doesn't take that, it just takes a non-PC opinion coming from his mouth.


 No.264755

>>259862

It was renamed "philosopher's" for Americans because it was assumed that Americans are too stupid to understand the word SORCERER.

If you tried to prove them right, good job.


 No.264768

>>264755

>It was renamed "philosopher's" for Americans because it was assumed that Americans are too stupid to understand the word SORCERER.

It was the other way round, you idiot. Scholastic decided to change it because they thought children wouldn't want to buy a book with the word "philosopher" in the title.


 No.264782

File: 1456801892043-0.jpeg (163.11 KB, 948x1300, 237:325, hp_emmawatsonpussy01B.jpeg)

File: 1456801892044-1.jpg (259.76 KB, 600x876, 50:73, emma-watson-asked-to-sign-….jpg)

obligatory


 No.265434

>>264782

Apparently she actually signed it


 No.266994

>>256503

>>256507

>>256562

>>264453

How are the definitions of redpill, Sage and shill wrong?


 No.267111

File: 1457073171249.png (366.41 KB, 568x674, 284:337, cucksquire.png)

listen up men!


 No.267202

>>261049

you don't understand, she's not some damsel in distress who is waiting to be rescued by a prince. She DESERVES a prince because she's an intelligent beautiful and an independent woman


 No.267209

File: 1457081193788.png (85.72 KB, 285x257, 285:257, 1449510080770.png)

>>266994

Here's your reply


 No.267211

File: 1457081325671.jpg (44.27 KB, 525x777, 25:37, 1456161289320.jpg)

>>267111

>Esquire (any edition)

>male feminism


 No.267215

>>267111

Well, Tom Hanks played biggest mangina ever, so it's not surprising.


 No.267287

File: 1457094563689.jpg (18.35 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 6661408.jpg)

>>267111

>Tom Hanks and Emma Watson want to recruit YOU

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

you self aggrandizing parasites need to be wiped off the face of the earth


 No.267551

File: 1457120912553.png (156.14 KB, 1023x619, 1023:619, Where did everything get w….png)


 No.267552

File: 1457121046419.png (106.68 KB, 230x199, 230:199, Woody laughing while engul….png)

>>267111

Damn it Woody… Why'd you have to be voiced by such a cunt?


 No.267650

File: 1457129408016.jpg (24.68 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 4ce.jpg)


 No.267965

>>265434

And what is the source on that?


 No.269685

>>258595

Wait…Phelps?


 No.271009

female nature

no matter what /pol/cucks try to tell you, women don't actually care about the race of their mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5YaXuoDT_w


 No.271014

>>256503

The sage definition makes a bit of sense, although the pronunciation is wrong and it's not meant to "kill" a thread.

Sage literally means "to lower" and was used so you would "lower" the thread (or keep it in the same position) instead of bumping it to the front page. So he isn't entirely wrong by saying "to move down". Also it's pronounced sah-gay.

I fucking hate you Ben Garrison.


 No.272231

File: 1457675033531.png (421.88 KB, 665x662, 665:662, 1434447254983.png)

>>256503

>sad frog


 No.272274

>>267552

It only makes sense that a Woody would desire to be inside a cunt.


 No.272285

File: 1457679618904.jpg (182.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wesley.jpg)

>>256493

>do it all over again


 No.272800

>>259900

>Look at fucking warcraft. The old explination of the bronze dragonflight was simply "they exist beyond your comprehension" sort of thing. But then they needed time travel for some dungeons so now people can time travel.

>

>And ever since then, the ENTIRE PLOT has revolved around time travel shenanigans.

what.

Caverns of Time was a great idea since threat was the infinite dragonflight aka future bronze dragons with old god corruption were trying to change events that occured in past and we are tasked to prevent that from happening. Literally nothing wrong here. Plot was never revolved around time travel shit until Orclords of Orcnor. Stop lying out of your ass.


 No.272861

>>260467

Logic flies straight out of the window when time travel is introduced since paradoxe are bound to happen sooner or later.

>>260238

I actually though that the third one was already showing that the books were simply too big to get shoehorned into a 2 hour movie.

Without book knowledge some scenes would've been quite confusing.


 No.273145

File: 1457767220085.png (60.15 KB, 205x255, 41:51, 1432535808889.png)


 No.273687

>>272861

Only movie/story about Time Travel that didn't piss me off was Back to the Future and the original tale by HG Wells.


 No.278293

File: 1458347709649.webm (3.85 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Lin-Manuel Miranda - Gend….webm)

I can't watch this. too much cringe. somebody tell me how bad it is on a scale of 1-JULAYYYY


 No.278326

>>272800

The whole plot of cataclysm hinged on time travel bullshit. Then panda they gave it a rest for the main conflict (but half of the side conflict and an entire patch was still oriented around time travel) then WoD was all about time travel again and the next expansion is all about time travel again.

Sorry your shitty game is shit.


 No.278390

>>278293

Okay now I understand how black people see us.


 No.278414

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>261477

>LilPepe.jpg

That's supposed to be Travis Scott.


 No.278417

>>257917

Cody Rhodes was always one of my favorites in modern WWE, so I'm okay with this


 No.278419

File: 1458371976973.jpg (176.68 KB, 500x598, 250:299, 1449044248829-0.jpg)

>>259456

>>259650

>you will never play Bully: Hogwarts Edition


 No.278440

File: 1458373201469.jpg (2.55 MB, 4256x2832, 266:177, hot 90s emma watson.jpg)

>>260264

She was fucking hot in The Perks of Being A Wallflower, tbh.


 No.278443

>>260270

>>278440

Fuck, I need to learn to scroll threads before making replies.


 No.278534

>>256709

>I don't know what cuck means


 No.278539

File: 1458389136106.png (256.17 KB, 500x420, 25:21, Ron-Screencaps-Chamber-of-….png)

>>278419

;_;

why aren't they milking this license and giving us some games dammit?


 No.278547

>>258850

>>258857

Half Blood Prince was awful. Just Exposition and meaningless events central until the end.

Harry Potter was only good for the first four movies.

>>259641

>6 isn't dark at all, with the exception of the ending. But that was inevitable

Wrong. Ron being poisoned. The girl getting possessed. The Burrow getting burned down.

>>259395

>implying Prisoner of Azkaban was a bad film.

>>260467

The problem I had with the Time Turner (beside the predestination "they already went back" bullcrap) is the very idea it was given to a student so she could attend optional classes.


 No.278697

>>278440

this feminism shit killed my boner for her forever.

I swear to god Ariana Grande better not namedrop Bell Hooks or I'll pirate her new album.


 No.278708


 No.278725

>>278708

webm that shit


 No.278736

File: 1458403171326.mp4 (7.66 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Emma Watson, Drop The Beat.mp4)


 No.278748

File: 1458403665731-0.jpg (28.55 KB, 500x359, 500:359, 1457549767924-0.jpg)

File: 1458403665731-1.jpg (25.7 KB, 249x249, 1:1, 1457754591572.jpg)

>>278736

The decadence mixed with cringe is gut wrenching.

Equal pay doesn't mean equal earnings. A five year old can understand this. For the love of kek someone beat Emma Watson to death with hammers.


 No.278767

>>278443

so does this nigga >>278708


 No.278874

>>271014

>>266994

But that's not what it does, it lowers nothing.

People polite sage threads all the time and it's not because they want to lower it, but maybe the comment is offtopic or it's answering bait, like this one.

If it's a dead/not very active board, it does nothing, what kills the thread is if nobody answers/those who answer sage the thread and everyone bumps the others.

Also >>271014 you're nitpicking. If I called you faggot you'd still be offended, even if "it comes from bundle of sticks"


 No.280816

File: 1458603644325.jpg (886.55 KB, 1200x696, 50:29, cos.jpg)


 No.280819

>>278736

thanks for the cancer


 No.280824

File: 1458604439428.jpg (218.36 KB, 2100x1358, 150:97, harry_potter_and_the_chamb….jpg)

>>280816

>Best book, film & video game


 No.280944

>>278293

>this is such a meme

Yes, white knight beat cuckolds are a meme


 No.280959

File: 1458614535087.jpg (106.17 KB, 403x498, 403:498, 1444770277222-0.jpg)


 No.280964

>>278736

>what am I freestyling about?

>gender equality

glad her college education paid off


 No.281050

File: 1458629104886.webm (1.7 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, laugh1.webm)

>>267111

>That entire cover


 No.281159

File: 1458649743877.jpg (90.25 KB, 646x960, 323:480, 4 Horsemen of the Apocalyp….jpg)

>>278293

shit like this is their call to ride


 No.281202

File: 1458654607228-0.jpg (128.06 KB, 978x1467, 2:3, 3797a511c8c74abf9c9b8fd869….jpg)

File: 1458654607229-1.jpg (107.4 KB, 978x1467, 2:3, 4b833a96c4ce4b24901be8f4f1….jpg)

JUST FOOK MY SHITE UP, M8


 No.281203

>>281159

i literally have no idea who these 4 people are, you guys try WAY too hard to force shitty memes


 No.281210

>>281202

Will he follow in the footsteps of Nicholas Brendon & Brendan Fraser?


 No.283223

File: 1458802244003.jpg (9.63 KB, 160x173, 160:173, Fem.jpg)

>>280816

FEMINISM?


 No.283236

>>278293

>cucks

>washed up stars

>taking a break from their fucking careers to be more feminist

>hurrr equal pay

If I take a break from my career to dick around I would be unable to find a job later on.


 No.283239

>>281210

Of courshe


 No.283323

>>259900

Time travel works well when you balance good and evil. Removing evil will also remove good.




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