No.263793
I can't stop watching this trash
No.263844
the author and her self insert
No.264114
>I can't stop shilling this trash
No.264117
>watching it because of a woman
get this subhuman trash out of here.
No.264125
>>264117
how can you resist the eyes of an angel?
No.264133
who is this semen demon
i have no interest in watching the movie/show
No.264155
>>264133
Katherine McNamara
No.264209
>>264155
about time dis bitch grew some tits
No.264437
She's attractive, I'm fairly sure a five minute conversation would solve that problem, however.
No.264483
>>264437
lol what a loser. Talking to women.
No.264683
>>263844
Is this something all female writers do?
No.264687
>>263793
No need for you to inflict it on us tbh.
No.264705
No.264708
>>264683
rowling appears to be an exception
No.264714
I wish there was a nice hi-res photoshoot of the latina with the ass in that white latex outfit from the first episode.
also the ginger was wearing a short black dress with thigh-high boots for like two scenes. I require a philflash/twisty's/whatever style set of this as well.
No.264744
Oh shit, I have intended to start watching this.
Guess i need so save up some cum before I go.
No.264757
>>263793
Does she have a steady partner or is there degeneracy? I might watch it if it has wholesome love in it. You know, escapism.
But not if she "dates" around.
No.264758
>>264757
I don't think she burns any coal, so its fine.
No.264771
>>264708
Hermione is her self-insert.
>The character of Hermione is Rowling as a young girl: hard working, bookish, a worrywort. Rowling says she was painfully swotty, with NHS spectacles and short, short hair. She claims that she loosened up a bit later on but I'm not so sure about this.
>She defends Hermione pretty fiercely, too. "My American editor says that I am mean to her because she is me. But I don't think that I am mean to her. I love her dearly."
Source is an interview from 2000: https://archive.is/mOhD
No.264772
No.264781
>>264771
and she made her fuck a ginger. She must really hate herself.
No.264783
>>263793
Is cleavage all she shows in the series? Any panties/tummy/thighs?
:^)
No.264791
>>264783
she wears extremely short dresses
No.264793
>>264714
shit quality but all I could find
No.264794
>>264793
she has a nice bod
No.264797
With me its Dragon Ball Super
The anime is fucking garbage but i cant stop watching because i grew up watching Dragon Ball and then Dragon Ball Z
No.264803
>>264791
>>264794
Now this is more like it
No.264833
>>264803
I like the part where the ginger girl borrows her clothes because the latina likes to dress slutty.
No.264837
>>264833
how come sjws haven't harped on this show yet for the sluttyness?
No.264841
>>264837
Because it is a show marketed towards the young female demographic, not the male one, so it is fine.
No.264850
No.264877
>the black guy is the Old Spice guy
No.264893
No.264901
why aren't you dead?
I'm on a horse.
No.264958
Look At This Fucking Scorpion/Yautja Demon
No.265038
>>264758
No, it's not, get standards.
No.265073
>>263793
blacked show, not watching it
No.265122
No.265272
>>265073
She is fucking a blonde white guy
No.265281
Is Shadowhunters supposed to be like Buffy or something? How would an aspiring writer work to avoid making something trash like this?
No.265295
>>265272
her mom was banging the Old Spice guy, and there was a scene where she's all "are you my…." and he shoots that down fast.
No.265300
>>265295
Who gives shit who her mom fucks
No.265302
>>265281
it feels closer to Lost Girl, but that's probably because its also filmed in Toronto. also the black guy being a cop who is secretly paranormal (Lost Girl had two - a black guy and a werewolf. on this show, Old Spice Guy is a black werewolf, I think.)
Orphan Black has a black cop character, and while he doesn't have supernatural powers, Orphan Black is also filmed in Toronto.
being filmed in Canada makes shows feel so comfy, and I'm not even Canadian. but Vancouver is way comfier than Toronto, especially since Toronto is basically the Canadian San Francisco IRL.
No.265308
>>265300
her mom is pretty strokeworthy, especially since she's in a magical coma and only appears in blue-tinted flashbacks after the first episode, so she's not that much older than the rest of the characters in her scenes.
No.265323
>>265281
>How would an aspiring writer work to avoid making something trash like this?
well it is a best selling book with a movie, tv series, and the pig who wrote it is rolling in dough. Really depends if you want integrity as a writer or to pander to teenage girls and get loaded.
No.265328
>>265323
>Really depends if you want integrity as a writer or to pander to teenage girls and get loaded.
Can I have integrity while also writing about knights fighting giant goat men with snake penises?
No.265334
>>265323
>Really depends if you want integrity as a writer or to pander to teenage girls and get loaded.
there's always pen names. put out complete trash for money under one name, creatively satisfying material under another.
it's not like YA requires much effort anyway. the worldbuilding and characters are pre-made, you just have to find names for characters and lore that aren't taken (Shadowhunters hamplanet is currently being sued by a much more attractive ginger who took issue with the term "Shadowhunters" because her series had "Darkhunters")
>Can I have integrity while also writing about knights fighting giant goat men with snake penises?
now I can't help imagining insecure brunette Anabella Everfrey discovering that she is a Goatslayer and all kinds of phallegory (this would probably work better if you are a Mormon because apparently Mormons can't write stories where the characters actually bone down)
No.265338
>>265334
>this would probably work better if you are a Mormon because apparently Mormons can't write stories where the characters actually bone down
Naww, I don't own magic underpants. I don't believe in anything so pretty much anything goes as long as I could sneak it into the teen section of a bookstore. Not that I want to market my snake penised goatmen to anyone in particular.
No.265343
>>265334
> issue with the term "Shadowhunters" because her series had "Darkhunters")
I don't think any courts would take that case seriously.
>it's not like YA requires much effort anyway. the worldbuilding and characters are pre-made, you just have to find names for characters and lore that aren't taken
half human half some mythical creature seems to be the go to. half alien, angel, vampire, elf, etc.
No.265346
>>265334
>attractive ginger
No.265348
>>265346
>attractive ginger
No.265362
>>264683
>>265349
I'm sensing a pattern
No.265374
>>265362
>50 shades of ham and her husband
>film versions
No.265412
>>265374
she looks like a tranny and he looks like a cuck
No.265413
>>265374
this too? Or am I imagining it?
No.265415
>>265413
now I can't unsee it.
also act
No.265417
of course 75% or more of Stephen King protagonists are alcoholic/recovering alcoholic writers with the same taste in music as Stephen King.
but I don't think there's much wish-fulfillment in there, since he usually puts them through hell.
No.265418
>>265417
>but I don't think there's much wish-fulfillment in there, since he usually puts them through hell.
well he probably hates himself
No.265422
>>265418
or at least the version of himself who drank a lot and did a shitload of drugs, which is too bad because that's when he did his best writing.
No.265965
>>264771
She also inserts people who were mean to her at school IRL to make herself feel better:
J. K. Rowling has said that Pansy did not end up marrying Draco because Rowling always hated her: "I loathe Pansy Parkinson. I don't love Draco but I really dislike her. She's every girl who ever teased me at school. She's the Anti-Hermione. I loathe her."[11]
No.265970
>>265950
the effects are pretty decent for a tv show
No.266037
>>264771
So she sees herself now as black too?
No.266043
>>265970
some of them are. mainly the RE4 Ganado / Blade 2 Reaper mouth.
No.266088
No.266089
>>266043
fighting effects are pretty shit, their monster and make up department seems to have their shit together
No.266148
>>266039
Fuck me that's cancer
No.266245
>>265331
>be me
>see they made a magicians tv show
>get excited
>check it out
>quentin is old and parties
>try not to get mad and judge right away
>muh diversity everywhere for no reason
>magic looks fucking stupid
>everyone is CW levels of edgy
>changing the story lines fucking immediately
they done cucked it up again
FUCK
No.266367
>>266037
It's called transnigger, you ignorant bigot.
Goddess, get with the program. It's 2015 2016.
No.266557
>>266245
Alice has a nice pair and a decent ass thou
No.267888
guys listen
guys
listen
guys
what if
guys listen
No.271051
>>265417
I can't find the source on this, but one interview said Jon Snow is supposed to be Martin's author avatar in A Song of Ice and Fire. At least his love interest appears to be inspired by his wife.
No.271052
>>271051
I thought Tyrion was Martin's self insert?
No.271055
>>271052
Tyrion is actually his favorite character, but its said that Martin wished he was heroic and brave as Jon.
No.271058
>>271051
>seriously implying his avatar isn't Samwell Tarly
No.271266
>>271058
>Captain Save-A-Ho fights off a white walker all by himself
it fits.
No.271281
>>271051
Martin only wishes he was Jon Snow. Everybody knows he's Samwell Tarly
No.271283
>>271281
Sam still got laid, and he's packing a "fat pink mast"
No.271458
>>264797
its not so bad for what it is.
i i was 8 or 9 i would probably really love it.
No.271517
>>264757
The redhead only dates one guy throughout, if they're following the books.
Latina fucks everything with and without a pulse and for some reason falls for the virgin jew.
My little brother has the books. They're cringey in a fanfiction sorta way, and a guilty pleasure.
No.271550
>>271517
and that one guy turns out to be her brother, because why the fuck not
No.275654
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No.275715
>Guild Wars posters
>+1 Bag of Jewry.
No.275761
>>266367
>transnigger
It'll never end, will it?
No.275810
>>275715
At least she has a good taste in games.
Unless she plays Guild Wars 2 as well. Then she's just useless trash.
No.276526
>>275715
which version is better? movie or tv?
No.276560
>>275810
they're not hers, they're her best friend's. hilariously, the Jewish guy is now a vampire.
No.276574
>>276526
never saw the movie. it looks hilarious though.
No.276671
>>266367
>that guy
>white
He's probably a mulatto, no way he's full white.
No.276919
>>276526
TV version. It has better girls in sluttier outfits.
No.276922
>>276671
>He's probably a mulatto, no way he's full white.
He tried to claim he was half black, but he's not. What you see there is just some conveniently placed fake tan coupled with the right haircut & beard and moustache combo.
No.277038
>>276922
>brown eyes
>(dark) brown hair
>wide shotgun nostrils
>low cheekbones
>weak jaw, chin
Uh no, he's definitely got some negro in him. Probably a quadroon or something.
No.277042
>>276560
I have no idea what his character is supposed to be. He is like a beta in personality but has women all over him except the ginger.