No.271881
I recall there was like a fake fan teaser some time back introducing SM into marvel capeshitverse, and it looked better than this
bravo marvel
No.271889
No.271897
why don't the Avengers make one of those shields for every member?
No.271903
How many are full blooded Americans?
No.271905
>>271897
that would require writers to write actual plot
look, it's spiderman!
No.271906
>>271903
Damn. It was aimed at this. >>271897
No.271909
>>271881
>Unnecessary abbreviation.
People like you need to die
>>271897
Because it looks gay?
No.271910
>>271909
>Unnecessary abbreviation
>Spider-Man
>10 keys
>SM
>2 keys
>trying to be hardcore contrarian
>>>/suicide/
No.271927
It looks like just like the comic book version, bar the black bars.
I bet the actor will be a whingy little shit that I'll hate.
No.271929
>>271894
for what purpose?
No.271940
>>271929
To emulate the comic
No.271945
I don't know a thing about comic book shits. Does Captain Burger have any other redeeming factor about him other than his shield? Doesn't taking away his shield kill him?
No.271948
>>271945
He's genetically enchanced to be a bodybuilder/athlete.
Otherwise yes. He is ultra shitty.
No.271952
>Hey Everyone
Did they get this kid off of teamspeak? What the fuck? Why does he look like deadpool?
No.271954
>>271871
>>271894
>>271899
(checked and video related)
No.271957
>>271945
>being this much of a casual.
No.271969
>that fucking terrible eye animation
>that simple, cheap costume
And here I was actually looking forward to seeing the movie. I bet 10 bucks that now all future capeshit movies that have masked characters or with eye covers will now act and react like this one, because fucking Memepool did it and now everyone will copy that retarded shit. It looks good on comic books, it doesn't translate to movies, goddammit. It's just like Ultron, that audiences are so stupid or studios thinking people are so stupid, that they have to put you shit like this so you understand emotions or facial features.
No.271971
>>271957
>knowing anything about comics
No.271972
>>271897
Because it was created by accident by a scientist fucking around with a rare metal, and he was assassinated so the secret to create it never got out. It's one of a kind.
In film universe? I dunno, guess Tony's dad is a cheapskate.
No.271977
>>271972
Probably something to do with WAKANDA, the country that has all the vibranium aka WE IZ KANGS land. Black Panther's from there.
No.271979
>>271871
>Watched trailer
>Read Youtube comments
>"Why does spiderman sound like my niece?"
KEKD
No.271983
>>271957
I'm sorry for having better taste in entertainment than you.
No.271984
Look at this disgusting piece of shit faggot.
Look at his fucking chin mole.
Look at it.
This is Spider-Man.
No.271985
>>271984
He looks more like a Spiderman cosplayers at some shitty con.
No.271989
>>271894
That really reminds me of 60s spidermans eye animations
i hope he sounds like him too
No.271993
>>271977
I think it was made from a composite of Vibranium and Adamantium mixed in with some other shit but I don't remember and comics retcon so much stuff I will probably be wrong in a month anyway.
No.271994
>>271969
2/10 i responded
>be in this thread
>all you retards not realizing the suit is literally pic related
No.271997
>>271994
>Not realizing that >>271989 did
-5/10 for not reading more than one post above the last one.
No.271998
>>271997
oh, i didn't see that post, i had the window open for a while
my bad fam smh
No.272008
>>271984
you just mad cause he gonna be web slinging some pussy
No.272009
>>272008
Well he is now. I doubt he could have before he got cast as Spider-Man.
No.272013
>>272009
lol now is all that matters fam. are you dumb.
No.272035
Is it so hard to just do what the Raimi movies did with the design?
No.272044
>>271893
Iron man calls him underoos. It's his homemade costume it's supposed to look like that.
No.272045
So are they actually keeping the retardation of Spider-man siding with Iron Man's bullshit like it isn't completely retarded and OOC for him to do so?
Good to know, skipping the movie.
No.272047
>>271984
He looks like a fine Peter Parker. He is meant to emulate your beta ass before getting super powers. He is meant to be a wimpy, beta faggot.
No.272058
>>271894
>>271871
This… This can't be real. This looks too fucking cheap. And the fucking eyes. Someone tell me this is fake.
>>271897
They made up some bs that the metal is incredibly rare and the africans refuse to give any to them.
No.272060
>>271989
>>271994
>60s Spiderman
Nevermind then. I love his new look.
No.272066
>>272058
>This… This can't be real. This looks too fucking cheap. And the fucking eyes. Someone tell me this is fake.
It is supposed to look like a cheap homemade suit.
No.272070
>>272066
A "cheap" homemade suit with animated eyes.
Looks legit m8
No.272071
>Spiderman in civil war
>it wil be some teenage annoying prick
>it I'll never be Japanese SPAIDAMN with leopardon
Seriously, that was so underwhelming, "heyerryone". Fuck, say something better.
No.272072
>>272066
>>272070
If he says this line in the movie all will be forgiven.
No.272075
>>271983
>horsefucker
>better taste in entertainment
No.272080
>>271871
MCU doing 60s spider-man?
No.272090
>>272070
Stark probably hastily added them without making a full new suit yet.
No.272094
No.272095
>>272066
The fucking PSA costume looked better
No.272105
>>271894
The animated eyes will bring to the screen something that cartoons and anime do good in 2d but in 3d… will probably awaken the uncanny valley in new films
No.272132
>>271871
>ayyy
More like GAYYY
No.272136
No.272137
>>272120
Oh boy… This will bring the 60s spider-man caption fad all over again.
No.272141
>>272137
>not want more of stupid sexy spidy
Pleb
No.272144
>>272120
i like it. makes him look like the out-of-place kid he is.
No.272148
>>271897
They didn't have enough plot to go around
No.272202
>>272120
So how exactly does the mask work?
No.272303
No.272314
>>272202
Pull it off and he dies. I think?
No.272315
>>272314
It'd be extremely painful, though.
No.272318
>>272315
oh don't worry, he's a big guy
No.272325
No.272336
>>271871
Hey look a movie about boring superheroes with more boring superheroes.
No.272387
No.272427
>>272094
>p-pls leave me alone i don't want to be bullied
haha shit nigga you pathetic
No.272433
>>272094
>tfw no /nigeria/
No.272457
>>272427
>haha shit nigga you pathetic
>>>/congo/
No.272521
>>272090
The first thing an intelligent engineer does is make animated eyes, before making a stronger suit/enhancing the web slinging.
No.272534
>>272066
>It looks bad on purpose
No.272583
>>272387
what you want spiderman to have armor plating?
No.272622
>>271979
>kek
Filtered. Go back to /b/, kid.
No.272641
>>271871
That looks like a horrible shoop
>>271894
O-oh
No.272658
Why the fuck did they adapt the 60's spiderman costume?
Are they trying to completely neuter him?
No.272661
>>271945
Captain Murrica is a shitty superhero in terms of powers, and his appeal comes from him being 100% FREEDOM.
No.272729
>>271993
In the film universe it's made of Vibranium only because Fox has the rights to Adamantium as part of the X Men canon.
No.272743
>>271897
If i remember correctly it's some super-rare Vibranium, barely enough to make a shield that nobody ever managed to reproduce. It's also the reason to the common question why Cap doesn't just wear armor made out of this literally indestructable metal.
No.272753
>>271945
He also has the power of being super/fit/.
He was created at a time where punching people really hard was enough of a superpower, please understandu.
No.273137
>>271871
So the eyes. What's the deal?
No.273151
>>273137
see >>272120
looks like a film lens, so maybe he's zooming in
No.273203
Polite sage for offtopic since I wanna shitpost just a little.
>>271909
>he wants to nitpick random bullshit
I can do that too anon!
>first sentence has no punctuation
People like you need to die
>second sentence contains 'gay', slang (essentially abbreviated slang) for homosexual
People like you need to die
Or, more CORRECTLY
Humans who use their thought processes in a similar pattern to yours, including you, need to die.
No.273217
>>273151
and it's absolutely impossible to have in a costume like that, but such minor details not gonna stop crapvel
No.273243
>>271871
Tell me about Spider-Man! Why does he wear the mask?
No.273247
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>>271894
>Spiderman was a teen geek that made his own costume by hand.
It's like no one who likes these movies ever read the comics. Oh wait.
No.273249
>>271945
>>271945
Does Batman have any redeeming factor other than being a really rich guy?
No.273299
>>271871
AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.273321
>>273249
Being rich is a superpower though.
No.273323
>>273249
Batman is a genius detective martial arts master billionaire playboy.
No.273375
>>273249
He's the world's greatest detective faggot.
No.273387
>>273323
>>273375
>Batman is a detective
that's a superpower?
No.273418
>>273387
>Intelligent thought, piecing together clues
Sometimes, that seems like a superpower
Not joking [well, maybe a bit], a good mystery can be hard to solve and there are a ton of unsolved crimes In Real Life
No.273474
Who cares? Capeshit is for fags anyway. Well, fags, betas, fat self-proclaimed "nerdy" fat girls, and man children. You know, the undesirables, the rejects of society.
No.273499
>>272105
You're right but why the namefaggotry? It beats the point of posting in an IB. For that, go to some other website where your identity is also permanent (I could place my name as Latin Anon too)
>>272729
That's fucking stupid. There's a shared universe, you can't just take half of it because of rights!
No.273515
>>273387
Who the fuck said Batman has super powers?
No.273613
>>273418
I thought he just scanned everything with the bat computer
No.273628
>>273249
>Does Batman have any redeeming factor other than being a really rich guy?
Sharks hate him!
No.276541
>>271897
Black Panther's entire suit is made out of it
No.278613
So why exactly do his eyes move? Is his mask sowed to his face?
No.279922
>>276541
Wait, vibranium or adamantium?
No.280035
>>279922
Checked. Vibranium fam. Marvel Studios has no rights to use adamantium. Adamantium is part of the Fox X-men Universe.
No.280185
>>280035
FOX just keeps on screwing them over don't they?
No.280421
>>278613
magnets
>>280185
its always been vibranium. Wakanda is sitting on the largest vibranium mine in the world.
No.280424
>capeshit
When will this disease run its course?
No.280452
>>280424
Until people stop emptying their pockets every time a new movie comes out. With the extremely huge success of Deadpool we'll likely have more capeshit than ever.
No.281725
>>271945
His power is PEAK everything. Now, think about what exactly that means. Cap can run as fast as the fastest recorded runner in hisory, he's as strong as the strongest man ever, same deal with regeneration, stamina, agility, aim, vision, hearing, etc. He's not super human in any regard, but the best that is humanly possible in every area all at once. Add to that having fought in WW, and an indestructible frisbee shield.
No.281730
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This is what he wore in the comic. Let me explain everything, and potentially spoil the whole movie.
The costume design came from Joe Quesada, the fuckwit in charge at the time, and the guy who really started the trend of "What can we do that'll really piss off the fans?" They've admitted this is their outright strategy since the Ultimate Line premiered. He doodled the costume during a meeting he was ignoring, and decided it should be written into the comics.
At the time in the comics, Peter is fired from the Daily Bugle and working at Stark Towers for Tony, and also an Avenger. They become bros and Tony designs this suit for him. It basically replicated Venom's shapeshifting and had telescopic limbs like Doc ock.
Civil War happens (and let me tell you, the comic is complete shit) and Tony gets Peter to reveal his identity to the world as part of the PR for it (this likely won't happen in the movie.)
Peter initially sides with Tony in the war, but really respects Cap and struggles until at a halfway point he decides to switch sides and join the other team. When he does this, Tony's true reason for giving him the suit is revealed. It's designed to shut him down should he act against him. Peter goes back to his old suit and spends the rest of the war as Cap's right-hand. Cap is killed at the end of the event by Crossbones (who is in the film) while being walked to court in handcuffs. He opens fire on civilians and Cap jumps into the line of fire to protect them, dying in the process (he got better.) This set up the run of BuckyCap. They could be setting up for this in the movies, but Winter Soldier isn't very popular, and the run was very divisive in the comics. Chris Evans doesn't want to be Captain America anymore though.
Personal opinion is that Tony designed the suit for him in the movie as well, and his original suit is as Tony describes basically "underoos". In this version Peter keeps the suit and it'll be the movie explanation for a teenager having a high-tech super suit.
No.281744
>>280424
Sadly not anytime soon. Hollywood has officially run out of ideas so they have to keep surviving on remakes, sequels, reboots and adaptations. They have nowhere to go but down and once the capeshit trend ends we can finally see the beginning of the end of Hollywood.
No.281826
>>281730
> Tony describes basically "underoos
What the fuck does underoos mean? I thought he shouted "on the roof!" which made more sense.
No.281827
>>281730
>This set up the run of BuckyCap. They could be setting up for this in the movies, but Winter Soldier isn't very popular, and the run was very divisive in the comics.
its going to be falcon america. Perfect time to push it
No.281832
>>281733
fast food comes in different shapes and sizes. capeshit is always shit
No.281835
>>281733
Capeshit has gone to shit because of pink haired queers like that. Although even without them comics were already on decline and only kept alive by cartoon and movie spinoffs.
No.281866
>>281826
It's old slang for underwear, or pajamas. He's making fun of Spidey's costume.
No.281867
>>281826
>>281866
It's actually an old brand of children's underwear
It makes no sense in the slightest for him to refer to them given half their fame came from licensed Marvel stuff (the other half came from DC licensed stuff) which logically shouldn't have existed in the film universe.
No.282114
>>281873
>implying reddit doesn't love capeshit
Nice fail there.
No.282151
>>281867
Oh, but remember anon, he's Iron Man! So hip, witty, snappy and cool with the young and old crowd.
Seriously, while I do like Iron Man and Tony, shit like this is embarrassing
No.282169
>>271952
Because that's Deadpool, silly.
No.282207
>>281725
So he's basically an agent from Matrix?
No.282209
>>272583
Tony DID make him a suit with armor plating (and three icky robot spider legs) for civil war shenanigans.
No.282325
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>272071
>it I'll never be Japanese SPAIDAMN with leopardon
ayyy
No.282542
>>282169
True story: I actually saw Deadpool with my mom. Walking out of the threater during the credits, witht he animated Deadpool and that bit where he jerks off the unicorn's horn, my mother actually leaned over to me and asked "…Was this movie supposed to be about Spider-Man?"
>>281867
Underoos were originally meant to let kids pretend to be super heroes. I wouldn't put it passed Tony to license some official Iron Man underoos in-universe, most of the characters do that in the comics. Either his first costume was really silly looking (ala the first Spider-Man film) or he was just shocked to learn how young he was when they discover his identity. "You're just like a kid playing dress up, pretending to be a super hero." could be the thinking.
>>281832
You couldn't be more wrong.
No.282561
>>271989
He sounds like a justin bieber twat
No.282567
>>281730
I doubt they'll bring the Spideys suit shit into the movie. Too much shit to get in one film. Especially since this is spiedeys intro (again). Christ these films are becoming as convoluted as the comics.
JK. Nothing could possibly became more of a clusterfuck.
No.282593
>>282542
We're talking about capeshit movies, nobody cares about the comics here.
No.282778
>>282542
>Underoos were originally meant to let kids pretend to be super heroes. I wouldn't put it passed Tony to license some official Iron Man underoos in-universe, most of the characters do that in the comics. Either his first costume was really silly looking (ala the first Spider-Man film) or he was just shocked to learn how young he was when they discover his identity. "You're just like a kid playing dress up, pretending to be a super hero." could be the thinking.
that is a fantastic explanation, but I think you put more thought into that than the writers of the movie did.
No.283056
>>282778
>>282542
But MCU ironman only premiered decades after real world underoos.
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No.283097
>>282114
>>282593
>>282577
>everything leddit likes is bad
>genre's can be bad
>capeshit meme
No.283100
>>283097
That makes no fucking sense. Reddit never even uses the term capeshit, you tard. If you're gonna send us anywhere for rightfully bashing capeshit at least say /co/. Those homos use the term capeshit more than any other site.
No.283106
>>283100
>admitting to going on leddit
>bashing genre's which cannot be subjected to quantification
get out
No.283112
>>283106
>admitting to going on leddit
>implying I said that
>implying this entire genre hasn't been shit since the 80s
>confirmed for legit retarded
Only reason capeshit is even relevant to this day is because of all the movies and cartoons that came out in the 90s.