No.272820
Euron edition
Previously on /got/ --> >>270389
No.272822
First for being in love with Osha
No.272826
First for the best chicken around all Westeros
No.272827
>>272826
Ouch! Too soon, man.
No.272830
>>272826
>>272827
>>272828
Why is he so based, bros?
Also reminder S04E01 was directed by /got/'s favorite D.B. Weiss
No.272832
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>>272830
Not pretending to remember, but that is supposed to be a good episode, no?
No.272833
>>272829
How do you go from this…
No.272839
Interrupting smirking whore from Highgarden
No.272844
>>272833
>>272839
more like the smirking coalburner whore from Highgarden
No.272845
>>272841
>ibetthehebrewsarebehindthis.tapestry
No.272847
>>272839
You ruined my combo, smirkfu!
>tfw had to upload 3.6 MB picture 5 times until it appeared
T-thanks 8chan
No.272848
>>272844
Come on, there are barely any black guys in GoT
Does that make this series ray-cis?
No.272851
>>272847
Was this at the same event where Maisie got tipsy?
>Me in the middle
No.272852
>tfw GoT threads will never not get spammed by waifufags' pictures of ugly, ugly women
No.272853
>>272852
Who are you calling ugly?
No.272854
>>272844
>>272848
>directed by her husband
No.272855
>>272852
Post pretty women from GoT to counter us, instead of whining
No.272857
>>272855
>pretty women from GoT
No.272859
>>272852
Oh come on, previous thread was 90% on-topic, more than halfchan /got/ ever was!
Also, I don't see any ugly women ITT :)
No.272862
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>>272857
>GoT has no indisputably hot women
Reminder Ros haters have limp dicks
No.272864
>>272855
>muffin tops over the rings
Disgusting
No.272874
>>272864
>muffin tops over the rings
I had no idea what that means until I saw it
No.272880
>>272830
I guess we can somewhat safely disregard Cleganebowl, so who will fight on behalf of the Faith against Frankenmountain?
No.272882
>>272875
She's so adorable from side view… Makes me want to lick her chin :)
No.272884
>>272880
>we can somewhat safely disregard Cleganebowl
Explain yourself
No.272893
>>272880
Let's see
1. Loras - because of penitence
2. Jamie - because I don't know
3. Oberyn - because he will come back too with a mask on
4. Bronn - because that would be cool and someone pays him, maybe Olenna
5. Arya - because they decide to kill her
6. That Lannister guy who has a brand on his forehead and he fucked Cersei - because he is a zealot
7. Hodor, controlled by Bran - because reasons
8. Euron - because I have no idea
9. Then - because he tries to save Sansa
10. Jon Targsnark - because his name sounds like a shark's eating noise
11. Brienne - because she is the one who finishes off big guys
12. Grey Worm - because he must defend Dany
13. Jorah - because he wants to marry Dany
14. Ramsay - because he is crazy
No.272896
Gotta go now, work tomorrow
Also
>First for being in love with Margaret Constance
Good night, let the Maisies bite!
No.272899
>>272884
For the same reason Preston Jacobs gave in his breakdown of the trailer
No.272906
>>272893
>1
I can imagine this happening as preparation for actual Cleganebowl and introduction of Frankenmountain. Loras demands trial by combat (with Jaime crippled and The Mountain presumed dead he's probably the best fighter around) and gets rekt horribly. Would watch tbh :)
>4
That would be cool too - Bronn denied fighting Gregor for Tyrion when he had nothing to offer, but accepts money and gets #rekt.
>5
Pls no!
>6
Similiar to 1, this is a plausible option. With the same result…
>7
And you said you don't watch Preston Jacobs videos. I bet that's something he came up with, haha.
>10
>mfw
>11
D&D's choice
>14
Poor Gregor, he doesn't stand a chance!
No.272912
>>272896
I'm off too, it's late. See you tomorrow!
>>272899
I don't feel like watching the whole thing (got upset 18 seconds in and turned it off), can you explain please, Anon?
No.272925
>>272912
It boils down to that it would wreck his growth as a person to go back to fighting and killing.
Not sure if D&D feels the same way, but it would be a little too much of a coincidence to have him fight his brother in a duel like that.
No.272932
>>272839
She looks like she had a stroke.
No.272943
>>272925
That's why I disregard what Preston said. I don't think in the case the Cleganebowl takes place that the gravedigger knows that Robert Strong is his brother, also the faith is militant.
Even if he is "in peace", if the faith demands him to fight for the sake of defending it, he'll be willing to risk his life, that means even to kill in the name of the faith.
LET ME POST HOTWHEELS
No.272949
>>272893
Coming from that scene from the trailer, I suspect Robert Strong will beat the shit out of Lancel so he won't be the Faith's champion in Cersei's trial by combat.
No.272991
>>272989
It's not like there anything else to look forward to on the horizon…
No.272993
>>272991
I'd rather wait two more years for GRRM to shit out the next book than watch Jew&Jew's fanfiction
No.272995
Can't wait to see more of Daenerys walking through deserts, being a huge cunt while pretending to be Lincoln. Fuck this bitch.
No.273000
>>272993
>implying GRRM won't kick the bucket before he finishes the next book
>implying D&S licensed fanfiction won't be the best continuation of the story
No.273065
>>272857
>pretty women from GoT
I'd make flowers on Ser C, Smirking Coalburner, or Shadowcrotch any day of the week.
No.273108
>>272822
Maisiefag destroyed inside.
No.273109
>>272995
what a great summary of her arc
No.273110
No.273119
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- MAJOR STORYLINES -
King’s Landing: Olenna asks Jaimie to free Margaery and Loras and provides him with the troops to do it. They find Margaery has converted to the Faith and she even becomes a septa. It’s not clear if she did this only to save herself or if she is truly a believer. Jaime breaks up with Cersei and heads north to find Brienne/ Sansa. Other vague spoilers indicate a rape for Loras in prison, and Cersei going batshit insane & burning KL - ends with her running off to the Rock or being killed by Loras. An aliiance is formed between the Tyrells & Dorne, presumably against the greyjoys - spoilers are very scant on this. Oleanna filmed in Spain with Trystane & Doran. Trystane = Aegon???? Also, Cersei vs the Faith happens.
Kelly C : Kelly is captured as a slave and taken to Vaes Dothrak to live the rest of her life with the Dosh Khaleen. Drogon comes to the rescue setting the Dothraki temple on fire. The Dothraki are convinced that Kelly C is the one with the power and follow her. All chant KHALEESI.
Mereen: Tyrion is trying to hold the city. The Sons of the Harpy attack more and more ferociously. There’s a Red Priestess that becomes Tyrion’s right hand and tries to get the city under control with him. The Three Graces make their appearance, with the Green Grace in the lead, holding the most importance. The Green Grace will be revealed as the Leader of The Sons of the Harpy. There’s a massive attack from The Sons of The Harpy in episode 10 who slaughter a big chunk of the free slaves who supported Dany. Khaleesi shows up at the eleventh hour with a Dothraki army who obliterate The Sons of the Harpy. There’s no scene featuring Khaleesi leaving for Westeros.
SANSA Stark [Lannister] AND The Battle of Winterfell: The Boltons will be supported by the Karstarks. The rest of the Northern families (Mormonts and Umbers are specifically mentioned) will fight with Jon and the Wildlings. The two people flayed on crosses are: Roose Bolton and Stannis Baratheon. Ramsay kills Roose because he’s afraid that he’d be replaced as heir by Walda’s baby. Ramsay’s men find Stannis body in the woods, and Ramsay uses it to demoralize the Northern troops that oppose him. Jon, Sansa and Rickon will reunite in the battle. The Bolton troops massacre the Wildings, who are not disciplined enough to face them and are apparently the first to fall. Tormund dies. It is suspected that Wun Wun dies too, but that has not been confirmed because since he’s CGI, very few people know his fate. Ramsay and Jon face up, but Ramsey escapes. However, Ramsey is later killed by a direwolf; this is based on the actor having been seen wearing makeup that showed him with a huge bite on his neck. The Bolton troops appear to be winning, but, in the middle of the battle, Littlefinger shows up with the Vale’s army, in support of Jon Snow. In the middle of the confusion, there’s another death: Rickon Stark. He doesn’t die in a combat scene. His death happens outside the battle. And petyr tries to take advantage of his death to push another heir to Winterfell - Sansa. Jon is resurrected by Mel in ep 5. Ghost dies in battle of WF. Stark reunion between Jon & Sansa. Jon Snow is confirmed to have a graphic sex scene after he returns - it is not yet clear who he has sex with - it is presumed to be either Melisandre or Sansa. A lot of characters will converge around Sansa / WF in the end with even more coming in Season 7. There is also a reunion between Petyr & Sansa. Petyr Baelish is confirmed to be the one who holds Winterfell at the end of Season 6. It is unclear whether Sansa supports him in this, but their reunion by all accounts is pleasant.
No.273154
>>272906
>Preston Jacobs videos. I bet that's something he came up with
No, that's something I came up with!
>>272943
>>272949
Who the hell is Robert Strong?
>>273000
Trips confirm, this is our future
>>273066
What is wrong with that?
No.273179
>Lancel vs Ser "Robert Strong"
No.273184
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>273179
That would just be boring to watch.
I'm telling you, Cersei will have a Trial by Seven. The last people standing will be Jaime Lannister, Sandor Clegane and Gregor Clegane. Jaime will distract Gregor whilst Sandor slashes at him with a wildfire sword.
Then Cersei will flee to Casterly Rock, but not before ordering the city burnt to the ground. When Tyrion arrives, she will drink The Strangler rather than submit to him.
Three valonqar (Sandor, Jaimie AND Tyrion) will kill her symbolically.
No.273194
>>273119
more of these 2 semon demons
No.273196
>>273119
This has gotten me so fucking hype.
No.273200
>>273119
>>273194
who's the brunette duck?
No.273202
>>273200
Hailee Steinfeld.
No.273206
>>273202
wtf she looks 12 in that picture. I thought it might've been a Jenner/Kardashian, but she's got Resting Selena Gomez Face.
No.273211
>>273119
>Dosh Khaleen. Drogon comes to the rescue setting the Dothraki temple on fire. The Dothraki are convinced that Kelly C is the one with the power and follow her.
another plot gift for Dany. just perfect
No.273231
>>273154
>Who the hell is Robert Strong?
Gregor 'The Mountain' Clegane
No.273253
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Which GoT/ASOIAF character would be most likely to hire two hookers, make them eat each other's arseholes out and then beat them half to death when they think they're safe?
No.273257
No.273262
>>273253
Vargo Hoat. Maybe Ramsay but he'd try to get dogs involved.
No.273267
>>273257
Second.
He'd put both the Mountain and Meryn to shame in brutality and depravity.
No.273278
No.273280
No.273298
>laptop died
>google search on phone indicates motherboard failure
>warranty expired three weeks ago
>graduation thesis due in a month
>can't write articles for work
>Football Manager saves lost
>all Maisies gathered since October lost
>there's a probability I've deleted my /maisie/ backup on USB flashdrive so ALL my Maisies could be gone
After all these years, finally, I'm going to die in my sleep tonight
No.273311
No.273331
>>272822
she's way more attractive as Tonks on Harry Potter
No.273337
>>273330
Because she has doubts about her future acting career now that GoT gig is over
No.273339
>>273337
Hi maisiefag, when are you going back to /got/?
No.273340
No.273341
>>273339
But we're in /got/ right now, Anon :)
No.273342
>>273298
>Football Manager saves lost
that's the worst part of it all
No.273343
>>273341
>>273339
No one wants a cancerous /got/ of Reddit rules.
No.273346
>>273342
It's horrible indeed, I had a great season going with Swansea City, silly laptop decided to commit sucide in the middle of the match. But if all my Maisies are gone forever I'll do the same ;_;
Do you play FM?
No.273347
No.273348
>>273343
Agreed, halfchan /got/ became Reddit's hangout
No.273349
>>273346
Everyone plays Football Manager. Everyone who isn't faggot.
No.273350
>>273347
No, Central Europe. Are you?
No.273359
>>273349
Why is it so addictive? I think that game gave me autism.
>mfw 1000+ hours played every year since 07
No.273361
>>273359
Same. I kind of like the consuming process of it. Time flies when you play it.
No.273364
fuck this nigger show for niggers
No.273367
Can you please stop posting Maisie? It's getting boring and old.
No.273368
>>273361
What team are you currently managing?
>tfw literal physical withdrawals comming soon until new laptop
No.273370
>>273364
GoT is aimed at white people mostly, I believe
No.273371
>>273367
Apologies, Anon. I've been posting a variety of GoT related images for weeks but now I'm restricted to my phone with about 400 Maisies in it and not much else…
No.273372
>>273361
you want time consuming, try Crusader Kings 2
don't play the newest patch though, it's shit
No.273379
>>273372
I tried the GoT mod for about 20 minutes without any previous experience with vanilla game, got confused and frustrated and uninstalled :( Does it get enjoyable once you figure out the gameplay?
No.273382
>>273379
yes. I wouldn't really recommend the GoT mod though
it has a lot really annoying stuff that's not in the normal version of the game
No.273388
Been watching some preston videos since he's been brought up a few times int the last couple threads. Is he right on a lot of his stuff or is it autism fantasies veiled in decent production value?
No.273395
>>273388
Usually he starts with a strong base and has great evidence for his claims. But he jumps to conclusions more and more as he goes further into the theory. Pay attention to claims he makes that have solid evidence, because he does find some good stuff. Sometimes he's just grasping at straws though, (like saying the Faceless Men planned on Arya killing the Lannister man at the theater in the Mercy chapter.)
No.273397
>>273382
I understand that line of succession is really important in CK2? Like managing your heirs and stuff?
No.273402
>>273388
>>273395
I saw 20 seconds of his S6 trailer breakdown and had enough
>resurrection isn't really a thing in ASOIAF, reanimated bodies don't have consciousness
>mfw
No.273405
>>273194
>>273202
>lusting after ashkenazi Jews
No.273406
>>273397
it's pretty much the main thing
if you die without a valid heir, it's game over
No.273408
>>273231
And why is he called Robert Strong?
>>273253
>>273257
No.273409
>>273405
she's not a Jew. her mother is Filipino
No.273411
>>273407
Hello there!
I can provide you with endless amounts of Maisie while your laptop recovers
No.273412
>>273409
Thou has to be shittin' me
You can't have a more obvious name than Steinfeld
No.273416
>>273343
What are Reddit rules, boss? I was there only once, when the Maisie AMA happened. Care to tell us the rules, because they are obviously in order here as well, despite me, as one of the core members, have no idea about it
No.273417
>>273411
I hope so! M-maybe you could share your /maisie/ collection in Dropbox once I get a new machine? Pretty please?
>recover
I already dug a hole for him in the garden, he's done :(
No.273419
>>273417
My Maisie collection eagerly awaits to take over your future machine
No.273421
>>273412
Jewishness is matrilineal
No.273423
>>273419
I knew I could rely on you, thanks! How was work?
No.273424
>>273349
I don't. My machine can't handle it, and I'm not into football. I'm into reading
>>273364
There are bearly any niggers in it at all
>>273367
NO!
>>273371
>my phone with about 400 Maisies in it
Ring ring ring ring
The Maisiephone
IGNORE THIS >>273416 - I misunderstood…
>>273421
Tell that to Heinrich Himmler
>>273423
Okayish
No.273429
>>273424
>Tell that to Heinrich Himmler
Himmler is not exactly an authority on halakha (Jewish law)
also, I'm pretty sure he's dead
No.273431
>>273429
You know too much about Jewishness
No.273432
>>273395
I haven't read the books read so determining what's "solid evidence" and what isn't is a little harder and then there's cases like >>273402 where there's a nigga in the show that all he does after season one is get killed in trials by combat and then resurrected again to do more of them.
No.273433
>>273431
hard not to, after all the time I spent in yeshiva school
No.273441
>>273424
>reddit rules
Did you think Anon was accusing us of being Reddit? Haha, pics of actresses are Reddit's greatest enemy :)
>The Maisiephone
How cute! What ringtone does it have?
No.273443
>>273441
>Did you think Anon was accusing us of being Reddit?
I think I misunderstood him…
>What ringtone does it have?
I don't know. Maybe the Seafret song which had Maisie in it? I like that
And the you got new message is OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES. I plan to make my phone a Maisiephone. My wallpaper is a Maisie
No.273445
>>273432
Yeah, I don't understand how ASOIAF expert can ignore such an obvious foreshadowing of Jon's resurrection. Berric came back to life many times in the books too and always got a little bit more tired and empty inside, but he was still the same person. Jon can be a little changed too, but according to Preston
>he won't have consciousness like The Mountain
He wasn't even resurrected by Red priest/priestess, you silly man.
No.273449
>>273443
That's awesome :) Which Maisie is your wallpaper, the one you posted? I'd make OYSTERS the ringtone (Seafreat song is great, but too melancholic to listen too often) and her giggle a message tone. Like the one from the video where she imitates Joffrey, at the end…
No.273460
>>273449
My wallpaper is from this set, in black and white. Can't find it now…
>her giggle a message tone
That would be lovely!
No.273465
Someone from here was on /lit/
>>>/lit/9078
The first Maisie was me, but this one is not me, though it has my filename. Sir Maisiefag? Was it you?
No.273466
>>273465
you've been maisieposting in your sleep
No.273467
>>273466
That would be truly a-Maisie-ng, but
1. I was awake an hour ago
2. That's not my post
No.273469
>>273465
No, I haven't visited /lit/ once since I came here in September… And my laptop was already dead one hour ago so all my pictures are image.jpeg. It's a mystery!
No.273473
>>273470
>it even has your filename
scared.jpeg
You should investigate.
No.273476
>>273473
Sadly my source is asleep, I can't ask for help… Maybe tomorrow…
No.273477
>>273408
They're pretending Un-Mountain is a mystery knight who has taken vow of silence. Robert is a tribute to Cersei's late husband a Strong because he's a big guy for you. But everyone can see it's Gregor brought back to life by some foul practices.
No.273481
>>273477
>They
Who are they? People in the series or the creators?
No.273482
>>273280
Cast Pia, /got/
For showfriends - just read the short description in link Sir Phantasmagoric posted :)
No.273484
>>273481
Cersei and Qyburn, but the truth is obvious.
No.273486
>>273482
Pia means "alcohol" in my language
Also interesting task. Get a woman in the role who is known for her lewdness or one that I really want to see naked?
How about both?
←–
No.273487
>>273482
Sophie Turner
then get someone good to play Sansa
No.273489
>>273486
Is that Elle Fanning? Do you want to see her whoring around and then get beaten and humiliated?
No.273490
>>273487
Isn't she a good Sansa, Anon? Why?
No.273491
>>273489
It's Dakota Fanning. Yes. She does roles like that as far as I know and she has great tits
No.273493
>>273491
Oh, to be honest I already forgot about her, her sister is everywhere. Is Dakota lewd?
>Pretty Pia IRL
No.273496
>>273493
Yeah. She recently starred in only obscure lewdish movies. And yeah, her sister outshines her
You will never have passionate threesome with the Fanning sisters
Gotta go now to watch A League of Their Own See you later!
No.273502
>>273496
A League of their Own? How fucking random
No.273504
>>273298
Maisiefag on suicide watch
No.273505
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No.273507
>>273466
Three o'clock in the mornin'
And it looks like it's gonna be
Another sleepless night
I've been listenin' to your dreams
And gettin' very low
Wond'rin' what I can do
Maybe I'm bein' foolish
'Cause I haven't heard you mention
Anybody's name at all
How I wish I could be sure
It's me that turns you on
Each time you close your eyes
I've heard it said that dreamers never lie
YOU'VE BEEN MAISIEPOSTING IN YOUR SLEEP
No.273513
No.273518
>>273372
I could never get the hang of that shit.
No.273520
I fking love this fag/got/ community. Wish the kingfaggot hadn't fucking flaked out on us, but oh well.
No.273523
>>273482
I dated a girl who looked like Pia. She was mental
No.273526
No.273529
>>273523
JT was such a qt in 'Cracks' :3
No.273530
>>273526
OVER MY DEAD BODY
No.273536
>>273530
it's funny because it's true
No.273538
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>>273536
>implying he won't come back and finish them
No.273547
No.273556
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Actually, on second thought, he'd probably just sit around and eat brains instead of writing…
Guess we're stuck with D&D's continuation of the books.
No.273562
>>273556
don't forget whining on his blog about how the book is not done, as if it's anyone's fault but his own
No.273566
Since when did these threads only last 2 / 3 days?
No.273568
>>273566
since they started administering those vaccines that cause autism
No.273569
>>273562
He blamed Bush winning on his delay between books.
And now he will blame Trump's winning to his books never being released.
No.273572
>>273569
>He blamed Bush winning on his delay between books
No.273573
>>273568
But on the plus side, that movement gave 8chan people like you.
No.273574
No.273577
>>273574
He is implying you were vaccinated and got autism as well.
I think he might be onto something - your sense of humour seems to be non-existent.
No.273582
>>273523
>>273529
My girl there:1 I have her name in my tripcode
No.273617
>>273110
Lancel will be murdered by Robert Strong after Cersei says that she chooses violence
No.273618
>>273110
Lancel will be murdered by Robert Strong after Cersei says that she chooses violence
FLOOD DETECTED?
No.273619
>>273184
That has sense, and I hyped because that this could be happen
No.273621
>>273481
Dude the info about Robert Strong is even on the GoT Wikia. I'm doubting you are really following the series But then I remember you're the Lord Commander of the masieIDF
No.273706
No.273714
No.273798
>>273621
I try to avoid spoilers as much as possible.
>you're the Lord Commander of the Maisie IDF
No.273858
>>273379
>Does it get enjoyable once you figure out the gameplay?
>play game
>character is a womanizing scoundrel
>cheats on wife by Fucking some neighboring lords wife
>so and so is with child fortunately lord cuck thinks its his
>fate smiles your wife is pregnant
OHSHIT.jpg
>Wife has a son
>Lord Cuck has a "Daughter"
>Arrange betrothal
>he accepts
ROFL.exe
>years pass
>My son and daughter come of age
>they wed
>All my grandchildren are sickly retarded weaklings and one is actually imbred (the trait marker)
My Characters face on his deathbed when he finally comes clean
No.273868
>>273858
story two
>Same Char
>Childen are only about 5 at this point
>Just finished a war depleted as fuck
>My cousin demands the crown
>Do not posses the strength to fight and win because previous war
FeelsBad.jpg
>Accept his terms become lord in his kingdom
>Naturally i'm really fucking angry
HatchMyEvilPlan.ogg
>Find chick in another lords court shes unremarkable except for the fact she has herpes
>Seduce her
>Now i have herpes
>Seduce my cousins wife
>give her herpes … and a bastard thankfully he thinks it's his
>year later his heir is actually my bastard and i gave him herpes
No.273870
>>273482
>just read the short description in link Sir Phantasmagoric posted
so she's British. not much of a description.
>>273569
I thought it was Vox Day's fault.
No.273891
>>273022
Can you provide the first clip?
No.273898
>>273359
>implying you weren't born autistic.
No.273899
>>273574
Pretty much what dubs here said. >>273577
No.273900
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>“You say the slightest thing and the internet goes ape,” McShane tells The Telegraph. “I was accused of giving the plot away, but I just think get a f—ing life. It’s only tits and dragons.”
http://watchersonthewall.com/ian-mcshane-addresses-the-reactions-to-his-game-of-thrones-spoilers/
He truly does brighten up everything he's ever in.
No.273902
>>273618
>>273617
8chan can be buggy as fuck when threads are popular.
No.273903
>>273900
I love McShane, but what a fucking jerk off.
No.273905
>>273903
He's doing the whole brusque asshole Irish humour thing. As an ausfag, I get that, tbh.
No.273906
>>273858
>>273868
I love stories like this.
No.273912
>>273900
>It’s only tits and dragons.
>tfw most of the people around complain about the storyline that combines these 2 aspects
>>273905
>an ausfag
I know 2 of your kind who likes Maisie
No.273915
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>>273912
Yeah, they tend to like Maisie, but like I said, I think it's because she's 'cute' rather than 'hot'.
No.273927
>>273507
10/10
>>273858
>>273868
>Cuck Manager
8chan: The Game?
No.273929
Donald = Stannis
Eagle = DB Weiss
No.273931
>>273900
>>273903
>>273912
>it's only tits and dragons
>get a f*cking life
/got/ BTFO
No.273939
>>273520
>>273566
I think some new people joined after trailer dropped, last thread had 370 replies in 3 days. Kingfag will become daily poster during on-season, get hype!
No.273949
>>273900
WoTW comments:
>He seems pretty ignorant the way he comments on the show being “just tits and dragons”
>Another guy who thinks being rude means being cool.
>Things like this are what makes the show loose seriousness in the plot.
>Oh, so he’s a dick. I’m not shocked
>Any actor who does not know the source material and/or show history entirely is not worthy of being on the show or in the movie.
>Tits and dragons? OK, he did not mean that but nonetheless I feel like slabbed. GoT is a true work of art and should be treated with respect.
#mad
No.273955
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>>273949
Seppos don't get Anglo banter. More at 11.
No.273964
>>273931
At least one of those is for everyone here
No.273966
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>>273949
>all this SJW-like bullshit
No.273970
>>273963
Greetings, Lord Commander of Maisie's Watch!
No.273972
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>>273970
I read that as 'Lord Commander of Maisie's Snatch"
No.273974
>>273972
I thought that was the maisiefaggot.
No.273975
>>273972
Sir Gifmaker hopes to promote to that position
No.273976
>>273974
I just need sleep, specially since I'm not attracted to Maisie.
No.273977
>>273976
Good night, Sir Phantasmagoric :)
No.273978
No.273979
>>273976
Good Day, you Ausie fucktard.
No.273981
>>273978
I'm fine getting BTFO, nerds can't take a joke, haha.
No.274002
>>273379
To actually answer the question the games learning curve is steep as fuck hell i owned it for a year playing for an hour here and there and eventually rage quitting before i started to "get it"
And once you get itbit opens up like a blooming flower allowing cool shit to happen like my stories
>>273927
I pos'd his neg hole
No.274014
>>274002
You've convinced me to give it another chance during summer. GoT mod wasn't recommended here, but it's necessary for me to get interested, not much of a history geek honestly (unless it's Total War) I think I'll try playing as Renly or Lannisters in war of the five kings scenario
Speaking if GoT vidya, there's a licensed RT strategy and a RPG too, I believe. Anybody tried those?
>implying Telltale cutscenes qualify as a game
No.274016
>>273964
>presuming /got/ is strictly heterosexual
It's current year, Maisiefriend.
No.274028
>>273970
>>273972
Both are honorable positions
No.274030
>>273976
>I'm not attracted to Maisie
IMPOSSIBLE
I know, just joking
No.274035
>>274026
Don't want to be on the wrong side of the history, do you? You should follow Maisie's example :)
No.274042
>>274028
We need to find a new Master of Coin now that you've taken command of Maisie's Watch, you can't hold both positions!
[insert happyplotting.jpeg from your /maisie/ collection here]
No.274052
>>274035
N-no….
>>274042
Oh… Since you've lost all the Maisies, you can't be Master of Coin. But I can give you back the Lord ComMaisie position
No.274068
>>274052
The LC of MW position isn't yours to give back, you've been appointed by Anon and your duty ends with your death! I'm Hand of the Kingfag, humble servant of /got/ general :)
>What is she looking at?
No.274073
>>274056
Perfect reaction Maisie!
>her face when you try to claim trips for her but you're one off
No.274076
>>274073
more like
>her face when she sees your dick for the first time
No.274081
>Anha vazhok khadoes yeroon virsalat. Anha ochomok yeraan kijinosi. Inte vadakhie tihoa ma khewo afilki vi gadimaan. Eyel varthasoe she ilekaan rikhoya arrekaan vekha vosi yeroon vosma tolorro!
What did he mean by this?
No.274082
>>274081 (Me)
Didn't upload my pic :(
No.274096
No.274098
>>274068
I think she looks at Pedro's shoes
>>274076
But not for the last time:1
>>274081
I don't speak Huttese
>tfw I can't find my Jabba pic
No.274099
>>274016
IT'S CURRENT YEAR
No.274102
>>274098
>>tfw I can't find my Jabba pic
don't worry, I got you covered
No.274116
>>274098
>pedro's shoes
>you know remember the gossip from a year ago
>this actor on one of the largest shows on television scored not one, but two blowjobs during season's premiere ceremony.
Who is our actor, /got/?
No.274117
>>274116
What in the Seven Hells are you implying here?
No.274118
>>274102
>Koo Sibel! Cha too ma kahnkee, ya ee eema loh kah yah lee.
No.274119
>>274117
Why is he so smug?
No.274120
>>274119
T-they are supposed to be siblings
No.274124
>>274120
>he doesn't know about Arya's and Jon's secret passion in original outline of ASOIAF
M-maybe Kit and Maisie stick to Gurm's original plan?
No.274132
>>274124
You're callin' our Queen a filthy whore?
No.274134
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>>274124
>I know how to do it. Just stick her with the pointy end
No.274136
>>274132
I'd never do that! :o
just some naughty implications
No.274138
>>274136
Unless she really is
No.274139
>>274134
You know nothing, Jimmy Choo
No.274144
>>274138
Rude and lewd!
>maisie_williams 2 months ago
>Hold tight my London Krewwwww
W-what were they doing?
No.274149
>>274144
Shotting down the rival gang?
>>274146
>Moot
No.274151
>>274146
I can smell it already
in other words, no
No.274152
>>274149
>tfw no gang Maisie gf
Moot is a reference to Ironborn choosing a new king (Kingsmoot), you'll see in S6, very first episode most likely.
No.274154
>>274151
>You said what, bastard?
No.274157
>>273022
Seriously, no one has an uncucked version of this webm?
No.274158
>>274156
Perfect
>I didn't even want to go
No.274163
>>274154
>>274156
>>274158
The fatrhaki on the left is more outstanding
No.274218
>join us
Will you join them, Anon?
Also that sign could be modified for some funny stuff
No.274232
>>274163
>fathraki
>>274218
>me in the middle
Someone could edit it "Join us at the Season 6 /got/ general" with GoT font, and we can use it for OP picture :)
No.274313
>>273298
you reminded me to back up my folder. My bane folder.
No.274351
>>274313
Do that immediately Anon, you don't want to end up like me. Although I read that with fried motherboard you can still salvage data by disassembling the laptop, removing the hard drive and putting it in USB enclosure, so there's still hope for my Maisies! Can't even change a light bulb but I might try that later Professional data retrieval costs 150 euros :o
No.274357
Does anyone here understand laptops a bit?
Can't choose a new machine and I have to make the decision tomorrow. Narrowed it down to Lenovo Y700 and HP Envy 17. Both are 17 inch, 8GB RAM with 4GB nvidia graphics. Lenovo looks a bit too gamer-y but I've read some bad stuff about HP laptops in general. Their cost is identical. Help.
No.274362
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Video is from oct 2015, but most of it was new to me…
No.274366
>>273798
There are no more spoilers, the series already covered the books. From now things from TWOW will be spoiled in the TV series.
The masieIDF oath: "I am the masiefag that spams the threads of /tv/. I pledge my life and honor to the masieIDF, for this thread and all the threads to come"
No.274371
>>274357
Get a Thinkpad X60 and install Trisquel GNU/Linux
No.274384
>>274362
What a comfy video! All of that info has been posted in /got/ before but I watched it anyway :) Girl has cute accent, her thoughts are well put and structered and offers personal opinions only where it feels right. Good music too, like some early 90s fantasy vidya. What was new for you, Anon?
No.274387
>>274366
Good vow, Lord Commander Sir Gifmaker will be pleased :)
No.274389
>>274371
Don't know much about computer stuff but I suspect you're trying to ruse me with some /g/ memes here, Anon!
No.274395
>>274366
There's still some parts of the books left that S6 will cover - Jaime in Riverlands, Kingsmoot and Arya's Mercy chapter at least.
>pic related was OP image of very first /got/ general here btw :)
No.274399
>>274395
But still the main was already covered. Still no Lady Stoneheart
No.274410
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/pol/ warned you, /tv/. But you didn't listen. Why didn't you listen? Enjoy your traitorous mummers.
"Join Game of Thrones cast and the IRC to help refugees"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCe0Nz7Ie90
No.274415
No.274417
>>274014
>there's a licensed RT strategy and a RPG too, I believe. Anybody tried those?
Yeah they suck
No.274429
>>274415
>>274410
>>274415
>implying that I pay HBO to watch GoT
>implying people will blindly follow their "idols"
Jokes on them.
No.274450
>>274410
The comments on this video are sooo fucking tasty
No.274467
>>274410
Atleast i know who i want to die next season
No.274512
>>274357
try MSI? I've been using mine since 2013.
No.274615
>>274366
You can spoil many things that'll very probably be in the show.
Arya wargs into cats, and her wolf.
Euron kills Balon and becomes King, and is planning on going to Dany.
Doran Martell is a Targaryen loyalist all along.
Jaime is forced into a near death battle by the Brotherhood Without Banners.
No.274617
>>274410
The big guys stayed out
Where is Kit Harington?
Also I hear the clanging of shekels
No.274620
>>274617
The people that stayed in also tend to be from pretty pozzed European countries.
Surprised Emilia and Kit aren't on there, since they're britbongs.
No.274625
>>274429
Feels like seeing the trailer of Fembusters
>>274620
Kit's missing part is understandable, since Jon is supposed to be dead and not returning still. But why miss muh Khaleesi?
Wait, what if because the dothraki are like Arab people and they will rape her in the next season?
No.274628
>>274615
don't forget the big one
Jon Snow isn't dead, and he's the son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, giving him a better claim to the Iron Throne than anyone else
No.274630
https://youtu.be/CuH3tJPiP-U?t=46
It's pretty jarring to see Sansa in make-up in season 6. In ASOIAF, it wouldn't be so jarring because Gurmy tends to describe basic everyday medieval life, and they did tend to have make-up. GRRM for all his faults injects colour into his world.
But the show has never established that characters can look that dolled up and pretty; they're all so grey and brown in the show.
>>274625
D and D are going to inject more political bullshit this season. Last season was an LGBT parable with Loras, and that was just the beginning. Now that they have control of the plot, the Dothraki and the wildlings are going to have a pro-social justice slant. And Yara's going to be a lesbian that get drowned by her evil patriarch cis scum uncle.
No.274633
>>274630
>inb4 the Wildlings are an allegory for Syrian refugees
No.274635
>>274630
>Last season was an LGBT parable with Loras
But that wasn't too offensive for the viewer.
If you think about it, nearly every season had a gay character: Renly, Loras, Oberyn and Oberyn's bitch (I know, those two are bisexuals, but hey, they still have sex with their own sexes). Also there was that scene with Dany and the dothraki handmaiden, back then.
I guess this is there because the big amount of straight sex scenes. And to be honest, I'm okay with this. Just think about it: Renly and Oberyn died a painful death, Loras will be tortured and probably destroyed by the Un-Mountain, while Oberyn's bitch is so repulsive
>the Dothraki and the wildlings are going to have a pro-social justice slant
Like how? The dothraki were already integrated into Dany's plot, and she is like one of them, so she can't be more open towards them then she is. As for the Wildlings, Jon is right, because of the coming big evil. The problem is, irl, there is no big evil coming, so we have no reason to let the migrants in…
>And Yara's going to be a lesbian that get drowned by her evil patriarch cis scum uncle.
Minor character, most of the showfags probably don't even remmeber her/care for her.
I don'T really see a pro message here
>inb4 good goyim
No.274637
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>>274633
I was amused to see how pro-refugee GRRMy is. I suppose it's the mark of a decent author to be able to inject some realism despite his own beliefs; the wildlings in the books are settled peacefully enough (though with many hiccups as many Night's Watch rightful don't want literal mass murderers to share their halls, when they're outnumbered 10:1).
But the way they're settled and assimilated is incredibly not 'politically correct'. Jon and Stannis make them renounce their entire lifestyle, pledge to take up lands and plow the fields, and even abandon their Gods in many places, along with many of their cultural practices. Where they do not abandon their Gods, they have to pledge to be under the King's laws and justice, and understand that execution awaits them if they don't. Jon ends up getting his peace, but not without basically making a whole ethnicity die out through forced assimilation. Nevertheless, they agree to fight for and listen to the people that have taken them in, as they have no choice and know the alternative is to go back to the shithole they came from.
So, in other words, the exact opposite of what is happening in Europe right now.
No.274648
>>274635
All of those characters were faithful to their book counterparts, with their ambiguity and flaws. There wasn't a hamfisted moral there, until Loras. The situation with him and Cersei and her imprisonment is way more complex and morally ambiguous in the books, and it's a disappointment that they had to do it that way. Yet more Cersei whitewashing (they didn't have to cast all the people Cersei sluts around with, but they could have at least cast the Blue Bard to show just how evil she is. Book Cersei is almost as evil as Ramsay, and the show has done nothing to portray that).
>Like how? The dothraki were already integrated into Dany's plot, and she is like one of them, so she can't be more open towards them then she is. As for the Wildlings, Jon is right, because of the coming big evil. The problem is, irl, there is no big evil coming, so we have no reason to let the migrants in…
They're not going to show any of the moral ambiguity and complexity, making it an Aesop's fable about how we have to let in these people.
Dany will be the worst offender; we're going to be treated to how this tyrant wanting a nation she's never set foot in and burning and razing villages with Dothraki screamers is somehow going to be magically peaceful and get dozens and dozens of major houses to agree with her bullshit.
But Jon's plot will suffer similarly to the way it suffered last season, which I go into here:
>>274637
It's not like I want these plots to be this RED-PILT moral, but I would at least like all sides to be endeavoured to be considered, like in the books, because this is an adaptation. But I honestly believe they don't do this because they're terrified of challenging TV viewers.
No.274654
>>274648
The probelm here is that showfags have no insight into the books, so they can't see these obvious changes.
But, if we think like that, the pro-SJW message will mostly occur to those who read the books.
So since Uncle George himself likes these people, he is happily clapping when they shoehorn in their message into his story?
No.274657
>>274654
no, he's happily swimming in $100 bills when they shoehorn their message into his story
No.274665
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>>274654
GRRM is a very old school leftist guy. He's from the generation that spawned these types, so I can understand why he has his views despite not agreeing. But I respect him even a little for being historically accurate to a medieval setting, and also portraying the ups and downs of cultural absolutism and relativism, and showing us good and bad people with rational 'prejudices' and 'biases'.
I would like to think that he cares when this complexity is taken out, but I think he is just rationalising it to himself because he's rich now. I know I would if I were that successful.
Here's a song about the not so virtuous Night's Watch (that's likely supposed to safeguard an ancient pact between ice demons) raping a girl to death because she thought she could be an empowered womyn. This is the kind of shit SJWs would want to censor for merely portraying patriarchy as is, and leaving it up to the viewer to decide its morality.
On a related note, the shit I'm talking about is why Brienne is one of my favourite characters.
No.274669
>>274665
*Book Brienne, that is. I absolutely loathe show Brienne.
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No.274873
>>274872
You have that pic in high definition? Y U No post it then?
No.274875
>>274410
Maisie why ;_; You know I love you more than anything and all, but you earn 150 000 pounds per GoT episode, surely you can donate in my stead? Or better yet don't donate at all, because unlike pampered actors, commoners like us will have to deal with the refugees.
No.274876
>>274669
>tfw no Lady Stoneheart to hang show Brienne
No.274879
>>274873
I didn't say I did
No.274881
>>274512
I checked MSI laptops too, they have better graphic cards by default, but for similiar performences I'm going for in other areas (processor, screen) they're priced higher than my limit :( Already chose HP Envy 17 as my next Maisie-machine!
No.274886
>>274875
Hello Lover of Maisieness!
No.274888
>>274630
>>274637
>>274648
I believe it's too early to complain about agenda in S6, since the premiere is still a month away :) Sir Gifmaker raises good points here → >>274635 because women and homosexuals get BTFO as much, if not more than straight white makes in GoT. Loras being on trial for homosex is realistic for medieval period and stays true to the tone of ASOIAF. The faith of the wildlings isn't dealt with in the show, because there's no reason to do it. Their dilemma revolves around cooperating with "kneelers" they hate and basic survival. Most of them declined Jon in Hardhome before WW attack. SJW pandering isn't present as much as in other contemporary TV shows, check out Vikings, Black Sails, Outlander or one of those capesh*t shows.
No.274891
>>274886
Hello :) Why is she shilling for refugees, Lord Commander of Maisie's Watch?
No.274893
>>274891
Not an easy question to answer…
1. For dem sheleks
2. Because she is dedicated to the series and "the series" supports them
3. Out of friendship towards Sophie and D&D and Lena Heady and the rest of the crew
4. Out of British pride
But so far she didn't came off as a lefty, so probably because she doesn't really understand what this means for the rest of Europe, which isn't already as mixed as the UK. So probably all of those reasons together
No.274905
>>274893
>shekels
I doubt she was paid to do this
>series supports them
But how? GRRM is a hippie leftist and D&D are probably liberals too, but I don't think HBO or GoT is directly associated with this.
>friendship with Sophie
Not sure which UK political party it was, but I remember that Sophie was shilling some party that wanted to legalize drugs and import as many exotic newfriends as possible :o
>she doesn't understand what it means
My opinion exactly, I believe she's too young to put things in perspective. >mfw voted liberals as 18 yo too Liam, Lena and Nikolaj should know better though.
No.274909
>>274905
>Sophie was shilling some party that wanted to legalize drugs and import as many exotic newfriends as possible
There we go
>GRRM is a hippie leftist and D&D are probably liberals
And they feel in charge
>Liam, Lena and Nikolaj
I bet that Lena Heady is a liberal. Not sure about the other 2
No.274915
>>274909
>And they feel in charge
Their money and infrastructure have been important… 'til now!
No.274917
>>274909
Liam referenced cannabis consumption on his Twitter several times, not sure if that indicates anything… Nikolaj is Danish, and we all know how fond Scandinavians are of newfiends of all sorts :) Too bad, because I really like that guy
No.274918
>>274917
>not sure if that indicates anything
Of courshe it indicates something! That's another favourite subject of liberals. So I guess all of them or nearly all of them are liberals, some of them are just jumping on the bandwagon, others do it for fame.
We just have to guess which case is Maisie…
No.274919
>>274915
>We take Westeros from the corrupt!
No.274922
>>274918
>Maisie's case
Young, impressionable and surrounded by adult liberals (media always are) is my guess. Also, she sees that SJW friendly topics are usually trending on social media and such people get attention, so some internet crowd pandering might be involved…
I don't mind dolphin saving though :)
No.274940
>>274615
>Jaime is forced into a near death battle by the Brotherhood without Banners
This didn't happen in the books yet, unless it's in some preview chapter. Also LSH is cut, so there's very unlikely possibility of this being on GoT.
No.274955
>>274922
is that the Cathedral of Helsinki in the background?
No.274959
>>274955
I believe it's Trafalgar Square, Anon
No.274961
One of you autists make a new fucking thread. This is buggy.
No.274962
The trailer was shit. When's the next one?
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No.274966
>>274410
The downvotes are hilarious
No.278146
>>273253
joffrey.
Doesn't he actually do that in one scene?