No.274969
Enrichment edition
Previously on /got/ → >>272820
No.274971
first for Gifmaker being a cuck
No.274972
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First for the great late Wise Man
No.274973
First for Maisiefag being a cuck.
No.274977
http://watchersonthewall.com/win-game-of-thrones-season-5-on-dvd/
>What do you have to do to win? Tell us about your favorite moment of Game of Thrones Season 5!
What was your favorite S5 moment, /got/?
Hardmode: no Hardhome :)
No.274978
Fist for Kingfaggot's demise.
No.274980
>>274976
She looks so uncomfortable. Maisie a racist? Maisie a nigga hater? Maisie a 8chan autist?
No.274981
>>274980
Maybe she isn't so pro-minorities irl
No.274986
>>274976
>>274980
>>274981
>he doesn't know Maisie is a closet racist who pretends to be open minded for subscribers/likes/retweets/internet points
No.274987
>>274985
what is this, OC for ants?
No.274988
>>274987
Bad quality source material…
No.274993
>>274978
Have faith Anon, on-season will belong to our beloved King!
>tfw His Grace Kingfag is the Stannis of /got/
but unlike Stannis, he'll be back :)
No.274994
>>274985
Haha, perfect!
>why is she smiling?
No.274998
>>274993
>tfw His Grace Kingfag is the Stannis of /got/
DEAD!
No.274999
>>274972
Have you killed the boy, Anons?
No.275000
>>274985
>>274987
I like the intention behind this, but the other guy is right that it's small.
No.275001
>>274999
I killed a little boy once.
No.275002
>>274999
several times, if by 'kill the boy' you mean masturbate
No.275005
>>275002
Fortunately that's what he meant.
No.275007
>>275005
great pic
>when the drugs hit you too hard and you have to concentrate on not dying
No.275009
>>275007
This is the Maisie version of that
No.275010
>>274998
Presumed dead, only to make a glorious return and purge on-season tourists.
>KINGFAG! KINGFAG! KINGFAG!
No.275011
>>275010
Raise the banners!
No.275012
>>275009
this is the GRRM version of that
No.275014
>>275011
Maisie's Watch shouldn't take sides in /got/ politics though :)
>Lord Commander Sir Gifmaker in the middle
No.275015
remember when GRRM said he wouldn't go to any more cons until after Winds is done?
No.275017
>>275015
>filename
>until Winds are done
Did he ate that much that he has to stop working until the winds are done?
No.275018
>>275016
Haha :)
>>275015
How many pages is he going to write during that month of no cons?
>mfw Anon says more than 10
No.275019
>>275011
We will destroy you, autistic fucks. You are the few. We are the many.
No.275023
>>275018
he'll write lots of pages, then throw them in the trash and rewrite them
then do that again a few more times, so that by the end of the month he'll have fewer pages done than when he started
No.275024
>>275021
It looks so cheap and fake here.
No.275025
No.275026
>>275019
>Threatening the sacred order of Maisie's Watch
It's like you want Reddit to invade these generals
No.275027
>>275024
you mean the chair or Maisie?
No.275033
>>275018
>How many pages is he going to write during that month of no cons?
300 complaining about Vox Day
No.275040
No.275042
No.275104
>>275023
>He'll have fewer pages done than when he started
No.275106
>>275028
>You're gonna get circumcised, Anon
What do?
No.275109
>>275033
Why does he blog so much?
No.275116
>>275109
so he doesn't have to finish ASOIAF
No.275121
>>275109
Because blogging and writing 140k words on unrelated background stories keeps him nicely distracted from having to finish the books?
No.275122
>>275116
But then D.B. Weiss will, is that what Gurm wants for us?
>inb4 he said to burn his notes after death
No.275124
>>275121
Such a weird form of procrastination though. He's literally advertising his time wasting on the internet for everyone to see. Who is interested in his opinions about football or sci-fi awards? People only pay attention to him because they hope he'll reveal some news about the books, and he gets triggered when asked about them.
No.275125
>>275020
he should cosplay as a santa claus.
No.275129
I can't wait for Season 7 to come out before The Winds of Winter.
No.275130
>>275124
Well that's just it.
When GRRM was just a hack sci-fi writer, nobody cared what he had to say.
Now, he has thousands of people eager to listen his every word, in vain hope he might reveal something new about ASOIAF.
Once the books are complete if, he'll fade back to obscurity.
No.275140
>>275125
We had some Santa Gurms in /got/ Christmas special :)
>>275129
That's almost a certainty at this point, in my opinion
No.275143
>>275130
He's really squeezing his popularity, isn't he. Don't you think there will be a significant loss of readers when books (or most important plot points) get spoilt by the show?
No.275150
>>275106
Begin to rub hands
>>275111
Sad trips
>>275124
He want people to like him for who he is, not for his books
No.275158
>>275143
Few years ago I would've said no.
Now? I think a shitload of avid readers have plain lost interest.
Like me. I only check /got/ threads because I love the absolute train wreck the TV series turned up to be.
But I really have no interest in reading WoW anymore. I might read it, eventually, but my burning desire to know the story has simmered down.
Fuck GRRM, fuck asoiaf. There's a lot more good fantasy out there.
No.275160
>>275150
That's a bit immature, isn't it? He's an author who became famous because of his work and he shouldn't forget that. You have to be someone extraordinarily adorable (like Maisie Williams) to become popular as a personality.
No.275164
>>275158
>I think a sh*tload of avid readers have plain lost interest
>like me
Count me in, honestly. Same attitude towards TWOW, I'll even preorder it and everything, but my ASOIAF hype is nonexistent past ADWD.
No.275169
>>275160
>>275164
What's that ( in your name?
No.275177
>>275169
Oh god :o Is it still there? Copy pasting on iPhone is very tricky, it caught a bit of a (You) at the end I guess…
No.275179
>>275177
It's perfect now
So, currently:
>nobody wants to read the new book, but everyone wants the old man to finish it
>nobody wants to see the new season, but everybody loves to criticize the trailer, the teaser and the actors in it
Is /got/ infiltrated by Chaos worshippers?
No.275188
>>275179
That seems to be the general consensus, haha. I'll read the book and watch GoT, but I'm looking forward only to the show. You're hype too, aren't you?
No.275193
>>275188
> You're hype too, aren't you?
Hmm… I'm looking forward for the happenings at King's Landing, Jon Tarsnark's resurrection, Arya's storyline and for the lots of things to discuss.
If Sandor Clegane returns, I'm hyped for that too.
No.275198
>the lots of things to discuss
That's going to be the best! Even some bad material can turn into top quality memes.
No.275199
>>275198
It will be like
>in the show, I saw that (…). what was that? I think (…)
>well, in the books, it is (…)
>spoilers everywhere
>last episode was shit & this series is shit "meme"
lots of Maisies
No.275202
>>275199
>This didn't happen in the books f*ck this kikeshow!
>Read the books instead
>still watching D&D's fanfiction
No.275203
>>275200
It was extremely hard to deduct
No.275206
>>275202
That exactly!
>read the books
Why? I've read so far one short story from GRRM, and it wasn't something really outstanding. GoT was already on, when I read it, but it didn't got me hooked to his writing.
And in that same book, I've read a short story from Robert Jordan, and that immediatly got me into the Wheel of Time-world.
Besides, GoT books are really long and expensive to get nowadays…
No.275210
Gotta go now, because it's really late
Good night, Sir Maisiefag!
No.275219
>>274969
She was cute…. once.
No.275220
>>275109
It's either that or working.
No.275223
>>275206
>Why?
Don't You're not missing out that much. There's more characterization and complexity (it has 4500 pages after all) but also some silly and campy stuff that would make you roll your eyes.
>>275210
*Maisiekiss*
No.275225
>>275220
>working
Get out of my con, nazi!
No.275261
>>274977
Stannis and Jon's negotiations.
No.275273
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Which GoT/ASOIAF character would be most likely to tuck their manhood between their legs and dance silently to this song?
I'm gonna say Sweets for the books.
No.275320
- MAJOR STORYLINES -
King’s Landing: Olenna asks Jaimie to free Margaery and Loras and provides him with the troops to do it. They find Margaery has converted to the Faith and she even becomes a septa. It’s not clear if she did this only to save herself or if she is truly a believer. Jaime breaks up with Cersei and heads north to find Brienne/ Sansa. Other vague spoilers indicate a rape for Loras in prison, and Cersei going batshit insane & burning KL - ends with her running off to the Rock or being killed by Loras. An aliiance is formed between the Tyrells & Dorne, presumably against the greyjoys - spoilers are very scant on this. Oleanna filmed in Spain with Trystane & Doran. Cersei vs the Faith happens too.
Kelly C : Kelly is captured as a slave and taken to Vaes Dothrak to live the rest of her life with the Dosh Khaleen. Drogon comes to the rescue setting the Dothraki temple on fire. The Dothraki are convinced that Kelly C is the one with the power and follow her. All chant KHALEESI. This takes 9 episodes and has plenty of screentime.
Mereen: Tyrion is trying to hold the city. The Sons of the Harpy attack more and more ferociously. There’s a Red Priestess that becomes Tyrion’s right hand and tries to get the city under control with him. The Three Graces make their appearance, with the Green Grace in the lead, holding the most importance. The Green Grace will be revealed as the Leader of The Sons of the Harpy. There’s a massive attack from The Sons of The Harpy in episode 10 who slaughter a big chunk of the free slaves who supported Dany. Khaleesi shows up at the eleventh hour with a Dothraki army who obliterate The Sons of the Harpy. Tyrion fully supports Kelly C and accepts her as queen, There’s no scene featuring Khaleesi leaving for Westeros.
SANSA Stark [Lannister] | Winterfell: The Boltons will be supported by the Karstarks. The rest of the Northern families (Mormonts and Umbers are specifically mentioned) will fight with Jon and the Wildlings. The two people flayed on crosses are: Roose Bolton and Stannis Baratheon. Ramsay kills Roose because he’s afraid that he’d be replaced as heir by Walda’s baby. Ramsay’s men find Stannis body in the woods, and Ramsay uses it to demoralize the Northern troops that oppose him. Jon, Sansa and Rickon will reunite in the battle. The Bolton troops massacre the Wildings, who are not disciplined enough to face them and are apparently the first to fall. Tormund dies. It is suspected that Wun Wun dies too, but that has not been confirmed because since he’s CGI, very few people know his fate. Ramsay and Jon face up, but Ramsey escapes. However, Ramsey is later killed by a direwolf; this is based on the actor having been seen wearing makeup that showed him with a huge bite on his neck. The Bolton troops appear to be winning, but, in the middle of the battle, Littlefinger shows up with the Vale’s army, in support of Jon Snow. In the middle of the confusion, there’s another death: Rickon Stark. He doesn’t die in a combat scene. His death happens outside the battle. And petyr tries to take advantage of his death to push another heir to Winterfell - Sansa. Jon is resurrected by Mel in ep 5. resurrected Jon Snow convinces the wildlings to fight at his side against the Boltons. Ghost dies in battle of WF. Jon's killers, Rickon, Osha, Ramsay, Roose, and Smalljon Umber all dead. Stark reunion between Jon & Sansa. Jon Snow is confirmed to have a graphic sex scene after he returns - it is not yet clear who he has sex with - it is presumed to be either Melisandre or Sansa. The Wall will crack and fall. A lot of characters will converge around Sansa / WF in the end with even more coming in Season 7. There is also a reunion between Petyr & Sansa. Petyr Baelish is confirmed to be the one who holds Winterfell at the end of Season 6. It is unclear whether Sansa supports him in this, but their reunion by all accounts is pleasant.
These are 3 main storylines, i like the Winterfell/ Sansa one the most.
No.275328
Masie is a coal burning rapefugee lover and your entire show is only tits and dragons to Deadwood.
No.275330
>>275014
>Sir Gifmaker
It's Ser, they use ser
No.275352
You know, they could have had a couple of bloodhounds go with Jorah and Daario to make them finding the ring look less contrived.
No.275422
No.275445
I BRING PREDICTIONS FROM THE FUTURE
In my dreams last night, I saw Maisie singing on a stage, before a huge audience. I predict the secret music festival project being a Maisie-concert!
No.275474
No.275475
>>275445
Was it a charity concert to raise money for the rapefugees?
No.275476
>>275475
Wasn't clear. Probably not
No.275519
>>275261
Patrician's choice
No.275520
>>274977
I don't understand people sucking Hardhome's dick. it was basically just a 60 minute action scene with some really questionably choreography and storytelling decisions
No.275521
>>275328
>*Maisie is pretending to be a refugee lover for internet points
ftfy :)
Deadwood had brilliant stylized dialogue and McShane's performance was the best I've ever seen in television series, but it had a hundred times more obvious SJW pandering in S2 and S3 than GoT ever did.
No.275522
>>275352
>keeping a pack of bloodhounds fed in Dothraki sea
>tracking a dragon
No.275524
>>275520
>WWs are now an immediate deadly threat to mankind instead of irrelevant boogeymen somewhere in the woods
If anything, it fixed GRRM's questionable storytelling.
No.275526
>>275520
Also, I believe the Hardhome section was only about 25 minutes of Ep. 8, and the action itself around 12 minutes or less. Jail snek was 10/10 scene :)
No.275545
>>275523
Very rare Maisie there!
No.275547
>>275524
He is asking "Are you not entertained?"
>>275526
>Jail snek scene
No.275563
>>275545
Yes, I was so happy when I found that pic randomly on Google :) How are you?
>Why does she like Gurm doll so much?
No.275572
>>275566
>Taste this wine, Anon
No.275576
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>>275522
Mereen has dogs, but the stupid brown people eat them until Dany comes along, so it's perfectly reasonable for them to have tracking dogs.
They're not tracking a dragon, they're tracking the scent of a woman, hence it being more feasible for them to sniff the ring. Pay attention, Maisieanon.
Daario even mentions to Tyrion that they'll be tracking through the wilderness. It's almost a plothole that they didn't come more prepared tbh.
>>275572
>Does this smell like chloroform to you, Sibel?
No.275578
>>275572
is it a California wine?
No.275579
>>275572 (Me)
>Baileys
>wine
No.275581
>>275572
>both bottles are unopened
What is he drinking?
No.275584
>>275563
It's probably really round and soft like the real one
No.275587
>>275566
That jewel or what on his hat looks like the totem of House Williams
No.275593
>>275590
Maybe he is an honorable member? Maybe it was a gift from Maisie? Maybe it's just my imagination
No.275595
>>275581
>>275578
MUAARGH teenage girls
>>275578
>>275576
Haha, why is he such a predator?
No.275596
>>275584
She really likes that :)
>ywn hug Gurm
No.275600
>>275572
I bet GRRM turns into a real jerk when drunk
all smacking dudes in the face and going "I'm GRRM, bitch!"
No.275602
>>275593
No, she earned that lordship the hard way
No.275604
>>275576
Dogs track animals and people who leave scent traces on the ground. When Dany gets on Drogon a flies a hundred miles at a time, there won't be much of a trace for dogs to track.
No.275607
>>275604
with all the STDs and other infections Dany has, I'm sure they can smell her cunt from half a world away
No.275608
>>275600
>implying he doesn't do that sober when there's no camera around
>>275602
:o
No.275609
>>275596
I can live with that
>>275602
Wait, that is a bloody turtle! Maybe he gave Maisie her turtles?
No.275610
>>275609
IT FITS! Barney is a tortoise, you forgot again
No.275611
>>275604
The ring dude, the ring would have her smell on it. They're sensitive as fuck. It would at least give a decent explanation of how they've found the ring and know that she's with the Khalasar. Then they can just follow the Khalasar.
Plothole closed.
No.275614
>>275610
I will never remember this
No.275617
>>275611
It makes sense they would investigate the area with thousands of hoofprints closely, especially the spot that had horses circling around it. Finding the ring isn't a plothole by any definition, just a convenient coincidence, ASOIAF and GoT already had plenty of those.
No.275618
would you please fuck off with these threads? You can talk about GOT literally anywhere. It's bad enough you've taken over 4chan's /tv/ but please fuck off from here with your shit. And just because you make 'enrichment' jokes doesn't make this ok.
Everyone who's posting here STOP.
I'm not gonna sage because saging is for faggots though.
No.275622
>>275618
>2016
>knows what goes on 4chan
Post disregarded
No.275623
>>275618
Off to the Wall with you
No.275626
No.275627
>>275618
>would you please fuck off with these threads?
Why? This is Television & Movies. Where should we talk about a tv-series, if not here?
>you've taken over 4chan's /tv/
Who is "you"? GoT fans? I, personally haven't been on halfchan for 2 years now, so do not blame anything happening there on me!
> And just because you make 'enrichment' jokes doesn't make this ok.
Is this enrichment board? I thought it was Television & movies?
Also you could fuck off with your
>what did he mean by this
>louis c.k.
>everything is shit
>youtube channels
etc. threads, but you know what? I just STAY OUT of those threads, and they don't bother me at all…
No.275632
>>275623
Gum has spoken Hi George :)
>>275627
Lord Commander of Maisie's Watch has spoken.
Case closed.
No.275640
>>275638
Haha :) This pic was a part of great vertical where she went
>Your gardens look like sh*t now but they'll look even worse on f*cking fire!
Does anybody have it?
No.275643
>Dany and Daario
W-where is Jorah?
No.275645
>>275643
he's in one of the tents, crying while fapping
No.275647
>>275643
In the friendzone
No.275649
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>>275617
>It makes sense they would investigate the area with thousands of hoofprints closely, especially the spot that had horses circling around it.
Maisie anon, didn't you see the scene? Look at the surroundings. Look at all the Dothraki. That could literally be hectares.
No.275653
>>275645
>>275647
← :)
>>275644
Seriously though, is S6 the last one for Jorah? What if Daario reveals his true colors and kills him before they reach the khalasaar after D&D suspiciously built him up like a dreamy bf in last two seasons?
No.275656
>>275653
probably ;_;
My guess: Daario is a villain, and he kills Jorah after they have found out where Dany is. He joins up with Dany and pretends he was the only one they sent out to look for her
He is an assassin/bounty hunter sent out to capture/kill her
No.275657
>>275649
They have all the time in the world to search the area, and the place where she was standing and dropped the ring is much smaller and noticable because hoofprints will be in a circle around it. That will surely get their attention. Like I said, convenient coincidence at best (at worst?). These are just presumptions though, all we've seen so far is 1 second scene where Jorah picks up the ring :)
No.275658
>>275656
RIP sweet Jorah ;_; Your choices in women were horrible.
No.275659
>>275656
>He is an assassin/bounty hunter sent out to capture/kill her
That's what I thought about Barristan
No.275660
>>275658
>he will never be your bear
;-;
>>275657
Judging by Dorne, I'll find worse things to complain about come April.
No.275662
>>275656
He is likely not an assassin but an opportunist. He probably got a big bounty on her by the slavers, and a gigantic Lordship (perhaps even a nobility akin to a king), so he's going to kill her and betray her for it.
No.275663
>>275659
>Lord Commander of Kingsguard and a living legend
>humiliated and dismissed by Cersei
>bounty hunter to kill Dany
Top silliness :)
No.275665
>>275663
What else did you expected of me?
No.275669
>>275665
You never disappoint, Lord Commander!
No.275671
>>275656
>>275662
Now I'd be surprised if this doesn't happen, it makes too much sense considering Daario's introduction and his behaviour in Meereen. Also, there's still one more betrayal left for Dany according to prophecy, isn't there? Poor old fool Jorah even warned her when he saw him leaving her bedroom, and now he's going to get killed by Daario :( Will there be a fight, or just some sneaky murder? Jorah's greyscale won't play any role?
>literally a whiteknight
No.275679
No.275680
>>275600
He's a real jerk, anyway.
No.275681
>>275521
The dialogue in Deadwood was fucking dreadful, anachronistic and vulgar for the sake of it. What planet are you on?
No.275686
>>275685
What the fuck is the lazy troll even promoting there? Nifff?
No.275690
>>275524
they did spoil some shit
look at the IMDB listed as nights king
dude is the 3rd lord commander of the nights watch
No.275786
New Arya
What do you think? Want some more of her?
No.275787
>>275786
>What do you think?
still looks like a mutant
>Want some more of her?
no
No.275790
No.275791
>>275786
Maisie is an cute "would fuck" type of ugly, this girl is just regular ugly.
No.275793
>>275690
IMDB is user edited like Wikipedia.
No.275796
No.275803
>>275671
Daario might use that as a justification/excuse for killing him to Dany.
No.275804
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>>275786
Looks a lot better than Maisie tbh fam
No.275815
>>275803
>that image
topkek
No.275836
No.275841
>>275786
She can't even compare to Maisie!
No.275844
>>275690
Wait, what? Elaborate!
No.275848
>>275841 (Me)
>>275844 (Me)
My account verification disappeared :(
>>275804
Objectively wrong
No.275849
>>275803
I hope he infects Daario Chadaris before dying at least
No.275851
>>275849
That would be amazing. Just a final fuck you to the guy who more or less cucked him before he kicks it.
No.275855
>>275681
That's why I said stylized. If you accept the artistic license that no one speaks like that in real life, let alone simple gold digging folks and drunks of 19th century, it's well written and plenty of fun :)
No.275868
>>275848
>Objectively wrong
Search your feelings… You know it to be true
No.275869
>>275851
I'd love to see that! Jorah is below a cuck, he's a beta orbiter and the girl chose a cocky jock. In the books Jorah kisses Dany and she's very aroused, but rejects him anyway. Did that happen in S2? Can't remember.
No.275871
>>275868
I searched my feelings and all I found is Maisielove <3 Embrace it too, Anon.
No.275895
>>275692
>>275693
Why does Maisie have almost twice as many followers on Instagram than she has on Twitter? Are people more interested in her looks than personality?
No.275899
>>275895
>Are people more interested in her looks than personality?
*suffers from foetal alcohol syndrome
*shills to get more immigrants into Europe
I don't think it is either of those…
No.275902
>>275899
How many followers does your Instagram have?
No.275904
>>275902
I shun social media like the plague
No.275906
>>275904
Why? Aren't you hip and young and attractive and interesting?
No.275914
>>275906
Well… I was young once, if that counts?
Also, I'm not an attention-whore, and Stallman redpilled me on everything >>/tech/ related
No.275923
>>275914
Not GoT related, but what does he say?
>mfw my only social media is FB I had to make one month ago for work
No.275938
>>275931
I'm on phone, can you
>greentext
his key thoughts please?
No.275941
>>275871
I'll embrace my inner Maisie
No.275946
>>275941
I want to insert my outer self into inner Maisie
No.275947
>>275938
>Reasons not to use Facebook
>Why you should not "use" (i.e., be used by) Facebook.
>Real Names
>Censorship
>Privacy
>Ads
>Psychological Harm
>Taxes
>Control of media
- https://stallman.org/facebook.html
No.275949
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>>275895
Yepp. And they don't want to see her shilling for shitty gay bands and/or dolphins
>>275906
What does that tweet mean?
>>275938
He says that facebook is surveilling you. Not like youtube or google doesn't do that… And not like everyone with a little brain doesn't know that. Also he says that facebooks steals your photos and sells them to comapnies, BUT it also does good things as well
>>275946
:1
>wnmp
No.275951
>>275947
What if I use a fake name?
>psychological harm
That's very true, I tried browsing other people's profiles for 5 minutes and got depressed :( How can people do this for hours every day?
No.275953
>>275951
>What if I use a fake name?
I think they have ways of finding out - some guy from my country named Robin, had changed his laste name to Hood, so he had to contact FB in order to be allowed to make an account with that name.
No.275954
>>275951
It's in their blood.
People half of our age already have 0 or close to 0 real knowledge of the world. All they do is use their phones to gather information, and to think instead of them. They don't use their brains.
Facebook's essential requirement is: leave your brain out, shout out all your secrets, become a product yourself!
Too bad that this is ideal if you actually want to sell something, so when my book will be done, I simply have to register, no matter how I hate it, otherwise nobody will know about it…
No.275956
>>275949
>What does that tweet mean
No idea. It's some #teenagepeople stuff…
>FB
It's like you said, most people already know that. I don't think they mind. Do you use FB? I know you have a Twitter :) And that The Falling PR team favorited your tweet!
No.275963
>>275953
Haha, that's orwellian!
>mfw FB didn't recognize my obscure historic fake name
>>275954
Will you shill your book on 8chan too? Because I will if you don't :)
No.275967
>>275956
>Do you use FB?
Not yet…
> I know you have a Twitter
Yeah, but it's a "fake" account. Not entirely though…
>Too old.
For you
>>275963
Shill it to who? They don't care, and nobody reads in Hungarian around these parts…
No.275970
>>275967
They will care after it becomes a bestseller in Hungary and gets English translation! Maybe even Maisie will notice…
No.275974
>>275970
>tfw sending first edition, hand signed copy to her and she will never even know it exists
No.275975
>>275974
She said in her NYE resolutions video that she's going to read more!
No.275987
>>275975
>>275979
If I win that money thingy that I'm applying to, I'll get it translated to English
No.275995
>>275987
>Mr. Anon, I read your book and I'd be very interested in producing it as a movie as long as it's you who writes a screenplay :) What do you say? Can you imagine me as the lead character?
No.276003
>>275995
I've tried to imagine her as the lead. She has nothing to do with the book, I swear, because I've wrote it in 2012, when I was not even a chanfag, but
>she has the perfect height and body type
>the perfect "not pretty" face
>almost exact needed age
I have thoughts about a movie version, but I've got 0 idea about screenwriting. Would be better I guess if someone else converted my work to a screenplay, but I could bitch and moan about every tiny detail and they would put that in it
So, maybe…?
No.276009
>>276003
>Don't worry Mr. Anon, my friend D.B. and David here will help you out. Are you in? Maybe I can persuade you somehow?
No.276011
>>276009
>We'll work out something, Ms. Williams!
Gotta go now, before I get a heart attack. I'll be online around 15.00 tomorrow, or maybe later…
Good night!
No.276021
http://watchersonthewall.com/anatomy-of-a-throne-the-north-remembers/
>HBO’s Game of Thrones brandishes a consistent and high degree of fidelity to the nearly 5,000-page-long source material of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novels, but there still, of course, are differences. While most of these gaps from the page to the screen are small and detail-oriented, it is nonetheless the case that the most subtle discrepancies often hold the biggest insight into the adaptation process, into the demands of filmmaking, and into the rigors of the literary narrative.
Thoughts?
No.276097
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Daily reminder that George Rape Rape Martin is a beta male and a cuck.
No.276106
>>275844
the story of nights king, showfag edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2TQHjo3xzQ
if i had to guess in true GRRM fuckery the white walkers arent actually evil they;re just enforcing the terms of their armistice which held that the territory north of the wall they build belonged to them
No.276107
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>276106
I'm retarded for not embedding
No.276158
>>275671
>betrayal left for Dany according to prophecy, isn't there?
Yep.
>"Three treasons you will know…once for blood and once for gold and once for love."
>once for blood
Mirri
>once for gold
Daario
>once for love
Tyrion
No.276232
me the Jorah Mormont to Donald 'Khaleesi' Trump
No.276308
>>276097
>implying anyone would want to touch his whale of a wife
No.276321
>>275026
Jesus Christ, she's ugly. And this is coming from literal faggot
No.276348
No.276349
>>276232
How does it feel to be a cuck?
No.276351
>the perfect "not pretty" face
kek
No.276391
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >Ashara Dayne is Jon Snow's mother because GRRM got cucked three times
No.276395
>>276391
I forgot to add that I love you, Preston.
No.276412
>>276391
Ashara is just one of those stupid characters GRRM has thrown in to make the series even more complicated.
No.276429
>>276391
>Lyanna Stark is Jon Snow's mother because GRRM is a hack who just couldn't go without a cliche fantasy protagonist
No.276433
>>276412
And sperglords like Preston makes hours upon hours of videos throwing around ideas about these minor characters…
>>276391
>"let's talk about George R. R. Martin's love life for a moment"
wat
No.276436
>>276391
>married a feminist
No.276447
>>276412
But she's the brother of the guy with the speshul snowflake nothin personnel meteor sword. Surely that'll mean something in the end!
>>276436
The 70s were even worse then for fandoms than they are now. Only then it was the second wave of male orbiter feminists, rather than the third.
No.276452
>>276433
Preston is a different level of autism.
No.276466
>>275158
>There's a lot more good fanta
Have you read Prince of Thorn?
No.276474
is this shit back?
i dont remember squat about it
No.276476
>>276474
You're so fuckin' edgy.
No.276480
>>276466
Heard of it, confused it with Prince of Nothing, read Prince of Nothing, wasn't impressed, didn't trust a /got/ recommendation ever again.
No.276481
>>276466
it's not very good
No.276495
>>276480
>>276481
I like it for the same reason I like Romance of three kingdoms. The character are unlikable. Not that they bad characters, they're bad people. It's easy to related to related with a "moral" character, and in most cases they don't need motivation for their actions.
inb4 edgy
No.276496
>>276495
Miana is pretty likable
No.276514
don't mind me. just being the best Baratheon ever
No.276524
>>276021
No idea what the hell that means
>tfw we have developed a sub-group of some youtube guy's fans
No.276545
Stephen Dillane (Stannis) admits he didn’t really enjoy being on Game of Thrones
>I do not regret having done Game of Thrones, but I have nothing to say about it either. I understood neither the series nor its success when I was a part of it.
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/03/16/stephen-dillane-stannis-admits-he-didnt-enjoy-game-of-thrones/
This is seriously an example of where they cast someone too perfect; the autist that doesn't get why what he's doing isn't very beloved, yet does it anyway and does his best at it.
Stephen Dillane is almost literally Stannis.
No.276547
>>276545
>I don't know why Game of Thrones became successful
Where did this guy lived between 2007 and 2012?
No.276549
>>276547
>Be good at your job
>Hate it anyway
>Be bewildered that so many people like you when you hate your job
>Don't care and shit on your job anyways
>Do it brilliantly regardless
Did I just summarise Stannis as a character or Dillane as an actor on GoT?
No.276553
>After a long silence, the actor replied that he did it “among other things, for the money.”
>Gold is cold and heavy on the head, but so long as I am the king, I have a duty … If I must sacrifice one child to the flames to save a million from the dark … Sacrifice … is never easy, Davos. Or it is no true sacrifice.
No.276555
>>276553
>an actor who does a role for money
Gee, I wonder why else? That's how an actor earns money to live
No.276558
>>276555
I feel sorry for him a little. If he got some of his characters actually great one-liners from the books, I think he'd stay more interested.
No.276559
It would have been interesting if Brienne chose to save the murderer of her unrequited lover and grew to understand him and the choices he made, and then eventually pledged allegiance to him.
It would be interesting if Stannis learned to laugh and softened as a character without the stress of Melisandre and ruling for a while.
It would have been interesting in, when doing that, and nursing him back to health and finding Jon's Northern army, she is able to fulfill her oath to Sansa.
It would have been deliciously ironic storytelling, and worthy of the books.
Instead, they wasted a perfectly good plot and arc.
No.276563
>>276558
If he is interested or dedicated, that doesn't stop the writers of killing his character. Look at Pedro Pascal, I'm sure he really enjoyed playing Oberyn, and look what happened to him!
No.276567
This is great, but I guess people would think I'm an idiot if I'd show up with it anywhere:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/iotp/
And these would be nice for a girl I know
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/iril/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1546/
No.276571
>>276547
why those years in particular?
No.276575
>>276571
Apparently 2007 is when everything went to shit (for example that was the year when facebook and tumblr where founded), and 2012 was the year when GoT started. Or was it 2011?
No.276577
No.276580
>>276567
>but I guess people would think I'm an idiot if I'd show up with it anywhere
no, people would know you're an idiot
No.276581
>>276555 (Checked)
Hi :) Seriously now, it's a weird reply. I get it, he's mostly a theater actor (he's never been in many relevant movies) and he doesn't approve of mainstream entertainment, but how can he not understand the global success of GoT. That sure sounds like autism.
No.276582
>>276581
Hey, fellow Maisiehead!
I have something to show you
No.276587
>>276567
>CUDDLE PILE!
>Ready to soak up your tears
Aw :3 The Longclaw umbrella is awesome as well!
No.276590
>>276587
my nieces would probably enjoy those
however, they also enjoy the $5 dog plushies I bought at the gas station
No.276591
>>276563
Based Pedro absolutely nailed the role, worse actor could turn Oberyn into cheesy character easily.
>Right: how men want to look like
>Left: what women actually want
No.276594
>>276591
>this is what small guys actually believe
No.276596
I've got the InStyle with Maisie in it today, and made these 2 little pics.
Which is better, 1. or 2.?
No.276598
>>276589
Haha :) You wanted to show me something!
>>276590
Sure, but these are HBO™ licensed little cuties for mere 15 dollars extra. You better start saving for a pack of them, Anon.
No.276601
No.276602
>>276598
they're not cuter enough to warrant 15 extra bucks
No.276603
>>276596
Absolutely fantastic! I love the idea in that pic, #1 looks a bit better in my opinion. How many times have you read the interview? Are you super happy now? Make more pics like that pls :)
No.276605
>>276596
Also, send it to Maisie!
No.276607
>>276603
Thank you. Here are the components, if you want to save them or juts here they are
> How many times have you read the interview?
Just once, but used a pencil to underline the interesting parts in it. Maybe tomorrow I'll type them down here along with my comments on them, but right now, I'm pretty tired because of work
>Are you super happy now?
We can say that, yeah
No.276610
>>276602
Nevermind those puppies, this is what you need to buy!
>Wings measure almost 4 feet tip-to-tip
>What do you do when your dragon gets out of hand? You can't so much crate train them, or at least, not once they're over a year old. And although they're food-motivated, it's not like you can keep a herd of cattle in your pocket. Are there Dragon Good Citizen classes? Dragon Day Spas? We think Drogon would protest cute little bows, but the groomer might be tasty.
:3
No.276611
>>276605
Tweet sent. We'll see if she notices me this time
No.276612
>>276607
>tomorrow I'll type them down here along with my comments on them
I'll remind you to do that if you forget, haha. How many pages of Maisieness are there? Do you have any more ideas for pics with the rest of your Arya collection?
No.276615
>>276612
She is featured on 14 pages, 4 of these are really tiny pics with 1 or half a sentence, the rest is the interview, with all the great photos
Also there's one page about Thomas Brodie-Sangster, who played Jojen.
No.276618
>>276615
>14 pages of Maisieness
That's crazy! I'm jelly of your newest Arya/Maisie item, take good care of it.
>>276616
Haha :) Just kidding, I'm sure she will love it.
No.276622
>>276558
Actually, Stannis' "Fewer" D&D OC one-liner was voted as the best humorous moment of S5. But Dillane probably doesn't care about comedy (or fans).
No.276624
Why is he so grumpy, /got/?
No.276625
>>276623
>You have a new tweet
>Admiring that dedication :) Wanna meet?
No.276628
>>276514
Dillane's performance was one of the best in GoT overall, but Mark Addy certainly wasn't far behind. Renly actor didn't have much to work with.
No.276633
File: 1458153445483.jpg (40.62 KB, 354x443, 354:443, omg there's a huge pause s….jpg)
No.276638
>>276594
Yeah but that's Lena, according to reports from set she was very "friendly" with several GoT cast and crew members. Including Pedro :)
No.276640
>>276624
you'd be grumpy too if you'd lost two wives to cancer
No.276641
>>276638
That looks like feminism right there
No.276644
>>276633
>Bristol, tomorrow at 8pm. Can you make it?
No.276645
>>276640
Wait a second, is this true?
No.276650
>>276644
No… I have important work meeting from 3-9 pm…
B-but I could be there on F-friday morning? Please?
No.276651
No.276652
>>276650
>Sorry, clubbin on Friday. Tomorrow or not.
No.276654
>>276650
the hell kinda meeting last six hours?
No.276655
>>276651
>Dillane has two sons with actor-director Naomi Wirthner
Why are you rusing us?
No.276656
>>276652
>fuck work and family
>spend my hard-earned shekels on a plane ticket
>arrive in the UK
>she never shows up
>I'm getting arrested for charges of terrorism
You'll see tomorrow, when I expose her interview
No.276659
>>276654
One that has an exclusive dinner and a tour of your workplace for the guests in it
No.276669
>>276656
>when I expose her interview
I-is it bad?
>>276659
>Sir Gifmaker businessman
No.276672
>>276669
>I-is it bad?
Nah. She just says some things that are not entirely true
No.276676
>>276672
These are serious accusations! I'm really interested now.
No.276685
>>276676
>I can't say he's going to be "alive"
talking about GRRM, eh?
No.276688
>>276676
It's nothing really major, just you know, you are the fan who "knows her", and the people who "read" this dumb magazine doesn't. So she tries to make a good impression, and if you meet her for the first time with this magazine, she will make a good impression.
Just if you are on our level, you know it, when she does not really tell the truth
No.276690
>>276685
Post yfw GRRRRRRRRM is dead for a long time, and someone is impersonating him online, and this is the real reason why the new book will never come
No.276695
>>276685
Post yfw GRRRM is dead for a long time now and someone is impersonating him online, and this is the real reason the new book will never come
No.276716
>>276650
6 hour meeting, you fucktard?
No.276737
>>276716
Can you read, you fucktard?
>>276659
No.276742
You know this type of pics?
←
Most commonly used is the Tom Cruise version.
We need one with Maisie
No.276743
>>276737
Whoa! Put those claws back, pussycat!
No.276762
>>276737
Why so angry, fucktard?
No.276788
I'm looking for a fucktard of three and ten
No.276790
File: 1458169369985.jpg (52.84 KB, 594x807, 198:269, behead those who insult st….jpg)
No, /tv/ was right. It has no fingers on one hand.
Ramsay probably found, burnt and flayed Davos because he's pledged to Jon now.
Davos can't die, he needs to tend to his cabbages and have old people sex with Marya.
https://youtu.be/CuH3tJPiP-U?t=21
No.276828
>>276790
But according to the leaks the Boltons lose the battle of Winterfell thanks to Littlefinger's arrival with forces from the Vale, so how could the Boltons kill, skin and burn Davos after the battle?
Did they capture him before the battle began?
No.276878
>>276828
They either captured him before the battle, or that's not Davos, it's a peasant made to look like him to make the Boltons think the Manderlys are pro-Bolton, which is a storyline ripped STRAIGHT from the books.
God, I hope it's the latter.
No.276962
>>276737
See, you know things are right in the world when the zenith of tripfaggots calls anonymous a fucktard.
Leddit more and more every single day, I mean who else would give a shit about this abortion of a series or the kind of salty old sailor cucks flying the gendered sea's around the cape of patriarchy writing fat cunt of "novel" writers series.
I'm sorry you all went to schools for retards and poor people, but just fucking read Malazan and develop an actual imagination. You'll be able to jerk it more to first borrow Sorry and Kettle later on than you ever would to a fat faced pie-hag who isn't fit enough to be a tesco checkout assistant.
No.276992
>>276962
Underrated Post
masieIDF BTFO
No.277054
>>276962
>>276992
Complimenting your own post doesn't make it "underrated" cringebo.
No.277055
>>276788
Haven't seen her, but keep looking for another 1000 posts.
No.277071
>>276828
> thanks to Littlefinger's arrival with forces from the Vale
I guess this time he is allowed to bring friends
No.277075
>>276962
Nigger, I don't read GoT books… I have a college diploma of journalism, and guess you can't achive that going to "schools for retards and poor people"
>develop an actual imagination
I've written 2 complete novels, and like 5 short stories to this day. Is that complete enough?
>the zenith of tripfaggots calls anonymous a fucktard
Seriously… I know what I know, because I am the one who has to attend that bloody meeting, but some idiot comes in and calls me a fucktard for stating a fact, that he has no idea about, and when I call him that back, 3 of you attack me. So yeah, it's not my behaviour that causes problems here. Just because I have a different opinion and a name, I'm under constant attack here, because you people can't suffer anyone who acts just a bit differently…
No.277079
Oh, before I forget
My country's biggest PC-gaming magazine gave the GoT Telltale Games 70% in 2015. They say it looks good, but it's boring, has nothing from the atmosphere of the series, etc
No.277108
>>277079
>They say it looks good, but it's boring, has nothing from the atmosphere of the series, etc
spot on, except for the 'looks good' part
No.277114
>>277075
Well, I like you.
No.277115
>>277108
>>277079
I'm so angry at myself for wasting money on it. It's a pile of shit with thin characters and edgy-for-the-sake-of-edgy storyline that sees 90% of the remotely decent characters die.
No.277120
>>277118
How do you think she;s gonna look in 5 years?
No.277134
>>277120
I hope she gains back of her original roundness
No.277178
I have to go now, and won't be here till like 21:30.
Sir Maisiefag, if you come around, please make a new thread, this one is >>276715
Also I didn't forgot about the InStyle interview "review", just gonna do it in the new thread. Probably not today though, but we'll see how tired I will be after work…
No.277184
>>277115
>buying Telltale movies
what did you expect?
No.277297
No.277303
>>277297
go ahead, girlfriend
No.278558