No.275072
Attempt #12 to post. Will the ride ever end kikewheels?
No.275088
Maybe it's lame, but I like Christopher Reeve the best. He was the first Superman I know, so I've got this nostalgia.
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No.275110
Well Dean Cain is the only actor to play him in live action that matches the character's Kanasian politics.
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>>275072
Christopher Reeve's Superman was the only one to fight for the american way, so objectively the canon one.
Also, at least in his time capeshit was still cool.
>capeshit is what kills hollywood
No.275144
He looks too Hispanic. And I don't like live-action capeshit. Comics are meant to be animated. Batman the animated series from the 90's is the best Batman, and the Fleischer 40's Superman is the best Superman. Actors in spandex just looks ridiculous.
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>>275144
>talks about aesthetics
>his favorite batman is the shit cartoon where everyone is drawn the same with a square head
lol ok
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>>275246
*detected
damn auto-correct
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No.275262
>My Life Is Boring And Empty: The Thread
Please do not respond to this. It's over. You have already failed.
No.275367
in a post 9/11 world the only acceptable answer is henry cavill's superman.
dean cain's version worked well in the 90s, when the american ideals the character embodies were seen as corny and old fashioned. it was okay to have a cartoonishly nice and naive superman back then, because the u.s. was in a period of relative peace and prosperity. there were no real ominous threats facing the nation, no foes we couldn't dominate, so there was no need for a brutally tough defender. to an extent the same is true of reeve's superman.
brandon routh's version played to the nostalgic sentimentality of a people in denial of what their world had become. his superman giving way to cavill's was an acknowledgement of the realities facing us. say what you will about zach snyder, but at least his eyes are wide open.
No.275381
>>275072
It was breddy gud.
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>>275367
In the first 20 minutes, while he looks like that and acts in secret, he is really great.
After that the movie turns into a shitfest, that has 0 things Nolan and 0 things Snyder.
No.275502
all versions of Superman are shit
No.275509
I found Superman Returns to be genuinely entertaining. It was sort of the last capeshit movie that was honest about being capeshit.
Nowadays when people try to make capeshit, they take it way too seriously. It's like they hate having their career mired in superhero flicks, and yet they refuse to turn down the job opportunities. So they stop calling them heroes, they stop putting the hero's name in the movie title, they scrap the iconic costume in favor of darker, duller colors - all in the ridiculous hope of having their version of capeshit taken seriously.
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>>275509
This. I've enjoyed Superman Returns.
Just one thing: Kevin Spacey was a much better Lex Luthor than Gene Hackman.
I guess people bashed it because of the reasons you've stated
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>>275509
>>275515
Superman Returns explored what it's like for Superman as a person to have that kind of responsibility and nobody caring about him.
Man of Steel explored explosion what flashback it's like for alien invasion Superman to necksnap have shitty parents who 9/11 never teach him jesus metaphor the responsibility that comes with female jimmy olsen being stronger black perry white than everyone else.
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>>277391
..but this one is fake
No.277587
Superman is the shittiest character in all of capeshit, and that is saying something.
No.277731
>>275381
>superman dies after flying doomsday into the sun
in no universe would this ever happen
not even going on the fact that cavill is signed for the JL movies, just a fact that supes wouldn't die from something like that
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No.277799
>>275072
Best TV Superman is Dean Cain.
Best movie Superman is Christopher Reeve.
You can't make me choose one.
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>>275072
That's not Tim Daly
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>>275367
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWLIN IIIIIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
THIIIIIIIIIS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGE WIIIIIIIIIIIIILL NOT PEEEEE-AL!!
No.280144
>implying sperman was ever good
No.280155
>>280144
IT'S SUPERMAN NOT SPERMAN.. OOH I SEE WHAT U DID THERE ADDED SPERM TO THE NAME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>280155
>sperman fanboy
>tripfag
>caps lock
No.281734
>>280483
Don't feed the tripfag.
No.281786
Christopher Reeves
Teri Hatcher
Kevin Spacey
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>>277391
>>277394
>>277406
>baby's first gore dump
i've seen shemales do more disturbing things to their genitals than this.
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