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No.275538
Biggest bomb of the year?
No.275541
>>275538
This… This isn't just a parody? Because this feels like a near-perfect parody..
And what's with that lewd mouth on the hotdog buns? Jesus.
No.275543
>>275538
After Fembusters?
No.275559
>>275553
>DUDE FOOD LMAO
Let's make a edgy remake of FOOd FIght LAMO
No.275560
>>275541
Nope. It's gonna be a real movie
No.275564
>not Sausage Fest
ONE JOB
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No.275565
>>275559
Didnt food fight have literal Nazi coup as a main part of the story?
No.275573
>>275538
I liked the Saving Private Ryan bit, but the entire thing looks like it'll get tiring as fuck after ten minutes. Food, adult comedy, yeah, we get it.
What I hate most is people lauding this as something new or unique when it's been tried before and more often than not, completely fails.
No.275588
>>275565
>Didnt food fight have literal Nazi coup as a main part of the story?
Yes. Also the Charlie sheen dog love interest is a jailbait cat girl
No.275648
>>275588
Yeah, its been a while, i saw it on cytube with the /just/ boys.
Nice digits btw.
No.275700
No.275711
>>275538
What is that ugly Jewish thing on the far right on the thumbnail? Some kinda kosher food?
No.275739
No.275742
>>275711
According to the wiki, he's Vash, the lavash. Lavash is supposed to be Armenian, not Jewish, but his VA is David Krumholtz, known for roles where he's Jewing in some way or another (Charlie in Numbers, Mr. Universe in Serenity, Goldstein in Harold & Kumar, Bernard in The Santa Clause, etc.).
No.275745
>>275564
Sausage party & sausage fest mean the same thing
No.275754
>>275739
You can get a mp4.
No.275800
>>275742
>Lavash is supposed to be Armenian, not Jewish
Armenians are Eastern European Jews anyways.
No.275821
>>275538
IT'S A GROOVY TIME FOR A MOVIE TIME
No.275828
>>275754
SWEARING IS FUNNY, LOL
No.275840
No.275843
>45 minutes in
>all the food get high together lmao
I'm willing to bet my life on this.
No.275847
>>275843
I just read that whole script and yeah, they have a drug sequence where they learn the "truth". Also its trash, good for a 2 minute trailer, but an awful movie throughout
No.275856
>>275754
Is this Foodfight 2: Electric Boogaloo?
No.275857
>>275847
I noticed, even for a script, that it has some severe pacing problems.
No.275859
I saw a dude watching this trailer and I thought it was a kid's movie. There weren't even any jokes in the trailer.
No.275864
No.275870
>>275754
>mfw there will be tons of shitty innuendos of putting his sausage in her bun
No.275874
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Leaked footage from the movie right here folks!
No.275876
>>275847
it ends with the food all killing people.
No.275882
>>275876
Through cholesterol and heart disease?
No.275884
>>275859
Aye lad didn't ye enjoy the Oirish potato lad, beggora?
No.275894
>>275538
I'm afraid not anon, it's 2016 and the world is rife with degenerate, mindless, polluted scum. It's going to make a shitton of money because the world has turned into fucking reddit.
No.275905
There's some weird religious language in this trailer which really reminded me of VeggieTales with food talking about religion and heaven and all that. The Jews are literally making a liberal secular Hollywood response to VeggieTales. That's how out of touch and far behind Hollywood is. They're culturally behind VEGGIETALES. Let that sink in. They really have no idea where America and the world is at outside of Jewlywood.
No.275929
I guess give them props for trying? But the novelty really seems like it'll wear off quickly, it looks like its great as a short trailer, but not an 83 minute long movie.
Also, why didn't they also mention "Brought to you by the team behind The Interview" or something? Was this film sitting on a shelf for god knows how long until Deadpool's came out and they want to capitalize on that, or what?
No.275959
>>275700
That script is fake, right? If it isn't it's horrible, I don't get how people are praising its showing at SXSW.
No.275961
>>275959
It matches with the trailer a lot making suspect otherwise. It's fucking awful.
No.276062
>>275856
B-BUT IT'S SATIRE! IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE SHIT!
No.276085
>>275538
It's going to be the next Food Fight, I guarantee it.
>>275754
>that generic garbage "happysong.wav" music
>nigger rap
>oy vey how dare you evil goyim eat food
No.276089
No.276093
>>275538
It's fucking Food Fight 2, holy shit. Right down to the "food city in a mall" thing.
No.276095
>>276093
And the look of the humans faces, looks like fucking Hoodwinked. Thats not even counting the hotdog bun that looks like some human centipede shit.
>>275961
I just wonder how long this script has been around for. The ending fight sounds like the edgiest shit ever, I wrote shit like as a kid.
No.276104
>>276098
6 years? Damn, now I'm curious on how long this film has been finished, and just left on a shelf. I can't help but be skeptical after Deadpool's success.
No.276105
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
I swear like a sailor in real life as well, but Jesus Christ. There are other swear words besides "fuck".
No.276109
No.276110
No.276111
DON'T PULL YOUR PENIS OUT UNLESS YOU REALLY NEED TO
INDECENT EXPOSURE IS A CLASS TWO FELONY
No.276115
>>276108
>Rogen
>Goldberg
EVERY TIME
No.276124
>>276108
>not Food Weed Lmao
No.276127
>>275870
Trust me it gets worse, much much worse it has a five way orgy between the hot dog, hot dog bun, the muslim pita, the jewish bagel, and a lesbian taco shell
No.276134
>>276127
>lesbian taco shell
No.276161
>>276127
That sounds gross considering its food
how the fuck would that even work
No.276164
>>276127
That sounds gross considering its food
how the fuck would that even work. who would even want to watch that or greenlit that idea
No.276177
>>275905
Sounds like only Reddit and movie Bob will like this movie.
No.276183
>>276127
I just started reading the script, morbidly curious.
>Camille Toh
>Multiple douche jokes
I'm not even out of the shopping center scene and it's so so bad.
No.276187
>>276183
>Camille Toh
>(unhinging her camel toe)
>"Shit, I really needed that douche
Page 25
Line 174
It just never ends.
No.276191
This will make me seem like a total fag but the scene with the baby carrots screaming in terror and calling for their mother then very clearly chewed up seemed dark even for this movie.
It's just fucking dark and weird. And not in a Meet the Feebles way where it's over the top, it was so detailed and methodical it seemed like someone's fetish. I don't want to go over to the porn boards and see people are jerking off to this shit as some next-level vore thing.
And then of course, "it's like a kid's cartoon except they curse and fuck" is something you'd see in South Park season 2. This is really shitty work overall.
No.276196
No.276197
>>276191
I think it's just that they look like cutesy cartoon characters.
No.276198
>>275700
>>276127
Page 70.
Line 570.
No.276204
No.276205
>>276191
morbid guro-tier violence is the new "edgy/lulsorandumxD." the decline of adult swim is a perfect example of these
No.276206
seth rogen is the new adam sandler
>jewish
>puts self in positive spotlight, or overcomes flaws
>keeps using same cast of people
No.276207
>>276127
The orgy is in there, but it is labeled as "old version HERE".
They might, might have toned it down.
Or they might have decided to ramp up the degeneracy.
The more I read this script, the more I hate everyone involved
Though, I already hated them before I started, they were all shit-tier
No.276208
>>275538
>biggest bomb
Maybe animated bomb. I am still calling ghostbusters as the biggest bomb, because it should have everything for it and yet they fucked up.
No.276210
>>276208
What does ghostbusters have going for it besides marketing?
No.276212
>>276210
only muh feminism and 2016
No.276213
>>275754
Oh yes. This is a bomb.
>cursing
>jokes that have been done a trillion times
Are they really trying to have an animated film as an adult "comedy" attempt to make mad dosh? Will not work.
No.276216
>>276213
*cursing for comedic effect and is nothing new to add to the movie
No.276220
>>276205
Same thing with Happy Tree Friends back in the day. I don't know how I am supposed to react to it. Am I supposed to think it's funny? Am I supposed to think it's awesome cause they're "sticking it" to cartoons and cute things? I always equated it to those old flash games where you could beat up celebrities. Who gives a shit? Who is watching this like "yeah ABOUT TIME!"
Even in concept, "Pixar Movie for Adults" doesn't grab me. It's like someone asking me to imagine Toy Story if they could fuck and curse and kill each other. I don't understand the automatic appeal of that, that's not interesting on it's own.
No.276224
>>276210
There are always those who will watch a reboot of a movie. However they fucked up with the sheboon and everything else to disgust even those people. They could habe made a simple reboot of ghostbusters. But, they needed >>276212 so they made it unfunny and who knows what else until we pirate it and see it to try and get money in the same way fantastic four tried and failed to do.
No.276226
>>276161
>how the fuck would that even work
you best believe they found a way and built an entire movie around it to justify it.
No.276228
>>276198
I can't believe someone was paid to write this, much less imagine this scenario vividly vividly.
>>276216
Nothings wrong in that regard, unless its just coasting on the fact that "the food said fuck, isnt that funny and wacky", which sadly seems to be the case.
>>276226
But WHY? Why did they think it was such a good idea that they paid animators to animate that. Is it someones kink to see food having sex?
No.276229
>>275543
It's Cisbusters, get it right
No.276249
No.276250
>>276249
Fuck, meant to link this instead:
>>276207
No.276254
>>275538
>>275754
>Seth Rogen
>Kid-tier plot with lots of cursing and references
>Superbad
>Dude Food Lmao
This… This can't be real… This is a joke right? This is… Fuck if this bombs it will prove that Hollywood is truly and absolutely dying but if it does well at the box office then it'll be the end times for us all… Oh fuck.
No.276257
>>276198
>>276207
>>276127
>lesbian taco shell
>food orgy
>"lmao superbad paul this is the end" douchebaggery
>mfw this IS for real
No.276259
>>276191
Even South Park the movie surprisingly had some standards (and was actually well written) and somehow this short trailer has more curses in it than half of that movie. How the hell did this garbage get approved?
No.276262
>>275874
When's the 2 hour long movie of the intense single frame shot of a jar of mayonnaise?
>Remembering the time that Nick did a 20 minute episode of this for April Fools and twitter posters didn't get it until they showed the actual Rocko's Modern Life episode.
No.276263
>>276191
Its designed to be edgy, but I wonder how many people will walk out of the theater. The movie starts at an 11 and doesn't let up until credits
No.276266
Imagine if some clueless retard of a soccer mom took her kids to see this and forced them to stay and watch because she didn't want to waste the money she paid.
No.276268
>>276220
>Am I supposed to think it's funny? Am I supposed to think it's awesome cause they're "sticking it" to cartoons and cute things?
Yes.
No.276279
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>>275905
>There's some weird religious language in this trailer which really reminded me of VeggieTales with food talking about religion and heaven and all that. The Jews are literally making a liberal secular Hollywood response to VeggieTales. That's how out of touch and far behind Hollywood is. They're culturally behind VEGGIETALES. Let that sink in. They really have no idea where America and the world is at outside of Jewlywood.
I don't know what more Autistic. Atheist Jews are making a talking food theme anti-theist movie.( which I say lightly because it's probably just be anti-Christain yet pro Islam and not say anything offensive to Jews ) or Jews think veggietales is still a big thing. It comes across as more butt hurt on their part. Considering Hollywood the biggest Muslim white knighters out there.
No.276281
Guys. /co/ likes this movie…
>>>/co/544240
Is this the end?
No.276283
>>276279
You people expect Hollywood to still be in touch with modern times outside of controversies? That's a laugh. This movie will hopefully bomb for all its worth. Also the muslim pita and jewish bagel sound cringy as fuck.
No.276286
>>276254
Flops like this happen all the time, though. I don't see how it would indicate that Hollywood is dying.
No.276288
>>275538
>>275700
>Sony
Why am I not surprised?
No.276289
>>276281
>/co/
You act as if you're surprised.
No.276290
Was I the only one who grew a violent hatred towards Seth Rogen after Green Hornet? I mean we've all probably hated him for a long time, but that movie just kind went beyond hate for me.
No.276291
>>276281
>/co/
Breaking News! /co/ has shit taste! More news @11!
No.276292
there is still savior of cinema and europe to look forward to
No.276294
>>276281
They don't like it, they think it's shit.
>>>/co/544842
No.276297
>>276292
I honestly thought this movie would be a major bomb, but the more they show of it the more I wanna see it, however the characterization of some of the characters (especially the yellow one) aren't doing much for me. There designs are also iffy, but still looks a million times better than Dude Food Lmao.
No.276329
>its another 3DCGI film about inanimate objects being secretly alive
No.276330
>>276329
You can blame Toy Story for this.
No.276336
>>276085
>budget 45 mil
>box office 73 mil
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
No.276340
>>276336
Anon, its box office was $73,706, not $73,000,000.
No.276341
>>276198
>>276207
>>275755
I want Charlie Sheen to poz up everyone involved with "tiger blood".
No.276346
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>>276336
>>276340
>dumbass me forgot to add something
The film was actually sabotaged. All the models, files and animations were stolen.
The film was meant to come out in 2003, but came out nine years later. It was in production since '99.
No.276358
>>276355
It's probably a take on Uncle Ben's.
No.276368
>>276355
Ameriga truly is biggest cundry
No.276372
Reminder that the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters is still the superior food-based animated film.
>budget of $750k
>makes $5.5 million at the box office
I like your booty, but I'm not gay
No.276374
>>276340
I guess I should go to bed, but it was how on both accounts, how did a flim like that get a 45 million dollar fucking budget, I've seen Blender do more for nothing.
>>276346
I guess that to an extent explains things, but considering the VA and shit was already done the movie looks like it was always going to be an absolute joke.
No.276375
>>276372
A good thing about having a low budget is that it's not very hard to make your money back.
Some low budget films ended up making shittons of money, like Saw.
No.276454
>>276266
The movie tips its hand pretty early if the leaked script is real. Everyone should be able to get a refund early in the movie.
No.276473
>>275800
>Armenians are Eastern European Jews anyways.
No.276475
>>276207
Welp that read like something off of Fanfiction.net, if you'll excuse me I'm off to wake Azathoth.
No.276479
>>276089
>That woman has a big ass
F O R Y O U
No.276485
>>276220
>I always equated it to those old flash games where you could beat up celebrities.
Newgrounds?
No.276491
There will be porn of this
No.276503
>>276491
Did you read the script?
There already is porn of it, right in the movie.
No.276510
>>276358
There is a Uncle Tom's Rice in the movie
No.276658
No.276663
>>276634
I'm surprised that anyone likes this. So many comments about this being like Food Fight and yet people are positive that this will work. I guess misogynist like food and weed humor.
No.276675
>>276207
>Edward Norton reads this and signs on
No.276678
>>276268
Okay so it's made for retards. There's not that many retards in the United States, despite what /tv/ says. Plus, animated movies are notoriously expensive and the reason they're made as family fare is that's the way they can make their money back. It just seems really unlikely that it'll make it's money back but what the fuck do I know.
No.276680
>>276663
>I'm surprised that anyone likes this.
It's called "shilling", genius.
No.276684
>>276290
>Was I the only one who grew a violent hatred towards Seth Rogen after Green Hornet? I mean we've all probably hated him for a long time, but that movie just kind went beyond hate for me.
I can't separate him from what I know of him from real life. I was a defender of Rogen for a long time and now he's in Kevin Smith territory for me. It's the same shit over and over.
I think the thing that bothers me the most about him is he surrounds himself with more skilled people and thinks he can improv. He wants to be a powerful character and just riff but he's not a good actor and he's not funny on his own. And then to be the Weed and Cum guy and try to get all political and uppity in your private life is just ridiculous.
No.276727
>>276658
>>276663
What bothers me more is the high amount of likes and the fact that the comments are full of shills and kids who want to see it… I just hope this is only happening on youtube.
No.276834
>>276292
>references to Cologne and Paris attacks
>references to things that happened after the movie was finished
No.276905
>>276108
>(((ROGEN)))
>(((GOLDBERG)))
>>276191
>(((ROGEN))) and (((GOLDBERG))) have hard vore fetish
wew
>>276220
"Pixar Movie for Adults" would be interesting if it was in the concept of "Adult" that doesn't translate to "dude sex lmao". The concept of adult before adult was perverted into "sex drugs degeneracy and 'comedy' based entirely around those two" if you will. As in an actual mature yet animated film.
>>276634
DEGENERACY
>>276675
Doesn't he have a dead career anyway? need to pay the bills after all.
No.276909
>>276834
When you think about it. The pigs are actually the advanced race taking advantage of the violent suicidal birds. All they did was steal a few eggs and the entire race of birds decides to suicide bomb their entire city. Makes you think…
>>276905
I agree. if they wanted a mature animated film there were better ways to do it like make a mature and emotional story with humor or plots that could be considered mature or vulgar. Eight Crazy Nights was horribly meh at times, but despite its flaws it had genuine heart and had a story to tell about growing up and douchebaggery. Even the South Park movie has more heart than Food & Weed LMAO.
No.276976
Who wants to bet this is the first movie that tries to follow the success of Deadpool?
Be prepared to see more shitty R-rated films.
No.276986
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No.276987
>>276986
I seriously hope that Cenovich lad actually took up her offer.
No.276988
>>276290
Yeah that was about the turning point for me.
I was vaguely familiar with him previous to that movie, thinking he might be decent.
Then that movie came along and it was just so lazily done it was insane. Green Hornet really wasn't that terrible a story to make into a movie, so that he fucked it all to hell so he could repeat the same story he always does, since he can't act, was just so astoundingly bad that I started avoiding every movie that he was in forever after that.
Seeing his attitudes he expresses in real life has helped reassure me that it's probably for the best to have avoided his works.
>>276374
>I guess that to an extent explains things, but considering the VA and shit was already done the movie looks like it was always going to be an absolute joke.
Hoodwinked made something $51 Mil and it had a story about on par for what Food Fight did. Standards for kid's movies are extremely low and so you just need some bare bones story and some sight gags to be able to do alright.
When I watched bits of Food Fight I noticed the story isn't absolutely terrible. It's that the visuals got completely fucked so they had no sight gags to fall back on, and those were meant to be the back bone of the movie. It's why they went through the trouble of using the likeness of so many real products mascots.
The VAs were also pretty nice when I think about it. Biggest mistake was just that the guy behind the movie tried using the raw motion capture information plus designs when they lost the polished versions.
No.277022
>>276987
I like to think she cucks him regularly, often times calling him as she is about to climax while he weeps in the corner of whatever room hes in, touching himself.
No.277035
>>275538
>someone spends hours and hours of the day animating a couple of seconds of talking food
No.277039
>>277035
>somebody's going to have to be animating a food orgy
>they will be spending possibly several weeks getting the animation right
>they will go through the Tetris Effect and end up having nightmares of the food orgy
No.277049
>mfw the musical composer who worked on Aladdin is working on this and is ashamed
No.277052
>>277049
Do you have a source for that?
No.277059
>>277052
>Vernon said the animation will be completed in a month, with lighting effects finished in May. Legendary composer Alan Menken (Aladdin) is set to handle the score. “He’s deeply ashamed of this,” Rogen joked.
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/15
No.277076
>>276375
>2016
>low budget movies are easy to make a profit on
>black ghost movie
>paranormal blacktivity
No.277078
>>277076
I should clarify: your films actually have to be somewhat good and marketed.
No.277090
>>277039
Remember, someone went to school for a long time and put themselves into a shitload of debt, just so they could spend ~6 months of their lives animating a food orgy, then get laid off after they're done.
No.277094
>>277059
>he joked
>joked
The only joke here is on you, Rogen.
No.277099
>>276281
/co/ overall doesn't seem to like it, but a lot of them do seem to be retarded enough to think this will usher in a new era of animated movies targeted at adults.
No.277104
>>277099
It's what they've been hoping for for years. All those years, all that jealousy of /a/ for getting adult content comes to a head.
Sadly every time they "hope this movie uhers in a new age" it either becomes a god awful fad or it just fades from everyone's memory.
No.277119
>>277099
>usher in a new era of animated movies targeted at adults
They don't know what they're asking for.
"Mature animated films for mature audiences such as myself" would just lead to a crop of shitty films that would entirely be sex jokes, they'd try to be as "edgy" and "shocking" as possible.
You wouldn't get tons of movies like The Congress, instead you'd get 100 films that are all like this one.
No.277132
>>277119
>They don't know what they're asking for
Which is what makes them retarded.
No.277145
>>275538
Why are people going nuts over this. It just looks shit.
also == SPREAD THE LEAKED SCRIPT EVERYWHERE FOR LULZ ==
No.277151
>>277145
>2016
>STILL not knowing how to redtext
I want the newfags to leave.
No.277161
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it's been done, kike rogen
No.277170
>>277161
This kinda shit depresses me. I grew up not seeing Fritz the Cat but my dad always made jokes about it and told me how "smart" it was. Then I actually watched it and it was a pretty condemning filming about societal ills that presents race mixing and moral ambiguity as a bad thing. Then I think back on all my dad would say about it. How it was subversive and stuck it too the man.
Fuck babby boomers. Fuck everything. I am going to stick to anime and light novels.
No.277257
>>276330
Try Brave Little Toaster
No.277263
>>276976
That would make me upset, if they think that copying Deadpool is the only way to make an R rated movie. They should have taken away that Deadpool wasnt just liked because it was R rated, but because it took a risk and felt different but interesting to consumers.
But who am I kidding.
No.277369
>>277151
I FORGOT LIKE THE FAGGOT I AM
No.277417
>>277132
Pretty much. They just need to realize that western animation will never do what anime does, and if it does it has to be something refined and classy like Heavy Metal. Not a fucking retarded stoner fest.
No.277440
>>276127
That sounds like it'll be cringe as fuck to watch
No.277521
>THEY'RE EATING FUCKING CHILDREN
This is trying WAY too hard to be edgy.
No.277522
>>276658
>>276971
Shills
>>277099
That or some of them could be shills
Pic related.
No.277528
>>276207
>Unironically describing food sex as "HOT, STEAMING ORGY"
No.277553
>>277528
I have to wonder if its their kink or something.
No.277565
>see this
>wow that looks like the worst movie ever RIP Seth Rogan
>log into plebbook
>"yo I thought this wass for kids at first XD"
>someone posts screencaps of the orgy script
>"yo man that looks mad crazy, we def out tho"
It hurts to live
No.277571
>>277565
>tfw normie friends wanna see this
>tfw i fucking hate seth rogen ever since funny people
like can this motherfucker stop typecasting himself, we fucking get it, weed
No.277574
>>277565
>we def out tho
can someone translate? it sounds like they don't want to see it but niggers are mysterious creatures.
No.277578
>>277522
I'm sure some of them are shills, but /co/ has been a board full of deluded faggots at least since A:TLA threads were in full swing back on half/co/.
Fucking Avatar shippers were the worst thing that happend to /co/ before MLP and homestuck came along.
No.277580
>>277574
>we [are] def[inately] [going to go out to see it] tho[ugh]
it was a white person
No.277583
>>277571
I never heard about that. It was "This is the End" that made me hate Rogan and his friends I watched it on tv while I was doing work, and everything about the movie's premise and humor made me mad.
>Dude, intro where we smoke weed
>Dude, everyone wants to suck my dick
>Dude, screaming at gore
>Day after the apocalypse, a new guy is introduced whose personality was basically "Dude, I don't care that the apocalypse happened, lol"
>Dude, the Bible
>Dude, misunderstanding rape with Emma Watson
>Dude, Jonah Hill getting raped by a demon
>Dude, Jonah Hill vomiting everywhere
No.277603
>Film critics from south by southwest are calling shit smart just because it's anti-religion
Congratulations. Atheist awnser to Gof is not dead is a veggietales knock off. No wonder why Richard Dawkins disown the new atheism movement.
No.277612
>>277603
>Gof is not dead
Are you drunk?
No.277619
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>>277603
>veggietales
Correction. Atheist veggietales with worst animations than the original veggietales. No seriously. This a FNAF fan video built with the scoure engine animation software. The animator used the same engine the powers counter strike and TF2. Yet this shirt looks like James cameron AVATAR compared to sausage party.
No.277620
>>277612
Drinking a box of old wine coolers actually.
No.277624
>>275840
Funniest shit I've seen on /tv/ in a while
No.277629
>>277578
Avatar along with Korra was the catalyst for the faggotry in the western animation fandom. Deviantart grew in popularity, tumblr as well, everything pretty much got worse after that show.
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No.277631
>>276205
>the decline of adult swim is a perfect example of these
Don't even fucking remind me.
No.277635
>>276372
I have this on DVD.
No.277637
I never thought a movie would make me want to commit suicide.
>>277635
That shit was actually good. I must've watched it three times after it came out.
No.277639
Why are jews and everything they make so vile and repulsive, it's almost like they exist purely to be an antithesis to human standards of beauty and objective quality. I guess that would explain their obsession with shit so much as well.
No.277642
>>277637
I have a strange love affair with Adult Swim and a majority of the content they [used to] produce, so it was a must buy.
>>277639
I love 8chan because every board is /pol/ now :^)
No sarcasm.
Also, as a curious question to anyone:
I like just started going on /co/, and what the fuck is their purpose for existing anymore? There are absolutely no comics on there, so they just jerk off to children's cartoons designed to turn kids gay. I get how cartoons are comfy to people and all, and I actually really like shit like Rick and Morty, but what the fuck does the board exist for?
No.277644
>>277642
/co/ exists as a tumblr sanctuary and breeding ground for cancer.
as long as it exists 8chan is in danger.
No.277648
>>277639
I often look back to the most influential liberal sitcoms of the 70s and then realize they were all made by the same group of jews. Seth Rogen is the equivalent of that now, but unlike them is completely devoid of any actual love for what he makes.
>>277642
My nigga. A shame that all the glitches and the lack of an archive are forcing more users to quit 8chan. I was pretty much away from this site for ages when that infinitynext bullshit happened. Unless we fucking contact the mods and get a /tech/ guy to help, I'm afraid 8chan will be on the verge of collapse. Even /v/ is slower than usual.
No.277651
>>277644
>/co/ exists as a tumblr sanctuary
I wouldn't say that, actually. There's still more lefty retards than I'd like, but look at this thread that I started yesterday >>>/co/545128 (I'm hoping I linked that properly).
>>277648
I just don't know what the hell Hotwheels is doing to help us. I browse /pol/ and I have fun shitposting and getting hyped up about politics so that maybe we can actually get some good change in the country, but as the website's progress digresses it gets harder to use. Sometimes it takes me thirty tries before I can make a post with a webm.
No.277656
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>>277619
SFM was originally intended for Valve's own professional animators, so it's not really surprising that somebody made something that looks good with it.
Embed related is something else that was made with that software.
No.277725
>>276355 (chegged :D)
>>276358
OC Nod really :D:D
No.278436
>>275700
>Douche fingers a rat's anus
>islamic pita and jewish bagel fornicate
Yeah, no. I'm out. This shit's too stupid for words.
No.278454
>>278436
This is borderline experimental.
No.278489
>Reading the script
>Seth Rogan actually used a bagel to reference both Palestine AND Nazi Germany in the same conversation
>Not only did Rogan and friends think this was clever, people will think it's clever
I'm on page 33 and it's a fucking chore to read through.
No.278493
>>276085
what a waste of Christopher Lloyd.
No.278499
>>277170
but anon, race mixing and moral "ambiguity" are bad.
and ofcourse it's pleb tier comparatively , think about how much we've evolved since then.
No.278514
>>278489
>people will think it's clever
Its sickening how true this is.
No.278549
Of course Edward Norton plays the jewish bagel.
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No.280530
>>280494
DUDE FOOD ORGY LMAO
No.280554
>>277522
>Ayzenberg
>AyzenBERG
Every single time, god damn .
No.280587
>>278454
>We hear the sounds of Dangles' ass getting fingered.
>ass fingering sounds
I don't think anus fingering makes any sound at all and I can say from experience.
No.280593
>>275538
is it my dirty mind or the buns look pretty much like vaginas?
No.280626
>>280593
i think that's the """joke"""
you know, because the sausage looks like a penis so once they will sleep together it will look like a penis entering a vagina
No.280644
>>276346
>The film was actually sabotaged.
What would motivate someone to do that?
No.280704
>>277170
The movie was making fun of how the pigs that represent the white cops in ghettos are oppressing the crows which represent black people. If the imagery of Mickey Mouse cheering as jet fighters bomb the ghetto isn't apparent. I remember /pol/ not being a caricature and actually having some sort of self awareness a long time ago.
No.280715
>>280644
Maybe Pixar didn't want the competition.
No.280717
>>280644
Oh gee, I wonder..
No.280719
>>277417
>and if it does it has to be something refined and classy like Heavy Metal.
>refined and classy like Heavy Metal
No.280853
>>277583
That's the thing, I didn't hate "This is the End" at first because they were poking fun at themselves somewhat, and because they also had other comedians that were able to carry the film better.
Now "The Interview" and everything that came after it, thats what I have a problem with because he's basically Adam Sandler 2.0 at that point, and because he still plays a similar character that he always plays.
No.280861
>>277648
>I often look back to the most influential liberal sitcoms of the 70s and then realize they were all made by the same group of jews. Seth Rogen is the equivalent of that now, but unlike them is completely devoid of any actual love for what he makes.
I wonder why, I mean you had people like Stephen Spielberg who made things with passion in the 80s, and compare that to anything Seth Rogen writes.
No.280958
>>280861
Because Spielberg was someone who dedicated his life to the art of movie making (before he sold out) and struggled and studied hard through college to make his dreams reality. Faggots and hollywood jews like Rogen don't have any of that, and are more interested in making money, pushing politics and trying to be the biggest assholes possible.
No.280997
It reminds me a lot of this one, much more than food fight.
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No.281038
>>280997
That shit was surprisingly better than Food Fight and will likely seem better than this shit fest. It even had some mature elements and was better written despite the cheap animation budget, but still better than expected for an animated film that came from over the border.
No.281651
Line 655
>Coke bottle: The gods must be crazy!
I get very annoyed when a movie this bad as an actual clever joke in it. Like, why couldn't the same time and effort be put into the rest of the movie? Not to mention it will be completely lost considering this is following a 5 minute scenes of a hotdog fucking a bagel.
No.281675
>>281651
I don't see anything clever about it as it's just another throwaway line with the food being horrified by their human overlords doing something as normal as eating. The whole movie tries way too hard.
No.281686
>>281675
I don't think it's that clever, but it's a reference to a movie called "The Gods Must Be Crazy" about an isolated African tribe that finds a coke bottle and assumes it's a gift from the gods. It's use is argued about among the tribe until it's decided it should be given back, and a tribesman embarks on a journey through the world of modern man to return it.
No.281695
>>281686
I'm ashamed to say I never heard of that movie. If so that is pretty clever then. A shame such a joke is wasted on such a mediocre movie.
Anyway that movie sounds like fun. Would you recommend it?
No.282170
Why don't the terrorists target whatever animation studio made this?
Maybe we should contact ISIS and point them in the right direction.
No.282179
>>276336
who is this semen demon
No.282181
>>281695
yea, watch the sequel too
No.282182
>>281651
>>281675
>>281686
>>281695
references aren't jokes you cucks.
No.282388
>>277620
Chris, how many times?
No.282569
>>275538
I'd heard about this shit before, but wait, it's more CGI shit?
We can't even get our horrible unfunny "adult" comedy animated in 2D anymore?
But of course everyone realizes that tons of parents are going to take their kids to see this. Parents who see the 3DCG with the funny looking faces, and assume this is a kid's movie, and take them to it.
Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
No.283210
When is this atrocity coming out anyway?
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No.283231
>>282182
>Implying a subtle reference doesn't count as a joke
>Using cuck improperly in a desperate attempt to fit in
I'm not a fan of what you're doing here.
No.283322