No.275748
>5 confirmed
>yfw indy dies and a reboot trilogy is announced
No.275766
Dubs say he gets replaced by a nigger.
No.275768
TIME FOR JUNIOR TO TAKE OVER
No.275770
No.275785
>>275766
SATAN DUBS CONFIRM
No.275834
>>275748
>>275770
Is Harrison Ford broke or something or why is he still picking up major roles at his age? He's also credited for a new Bladerunner.
No.275862
>>275748
Y'know what I never understood, why did Harrison Ford do all those fucking "GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE" "GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER" "GIVE ME BACK MY PLANE"
movies?
No.275964
>>275834
It's called being old and clinging to your past glories because you're old and nobody cares about you anymore. This is a guy who got an earring when he was like in his 60's.
>>275862
Indeed. What are the memes telling us?
Harrison Ford is a cuck
No.275982
>>275862
ford's movies from the 90s were actually enjoyable, though, even if chock full of memes.
No.276031
>>275766
>>>/pol/
Why not though? Why not Idris Elba as Indiana Jones?
Hell even have Ford feature in it as his side kick who is a dottering alien conspiracy theorist and Idris is constantly shaking his head like "Is this man serious? Aliens? That'd ruin the movie"
No.276047
>>275964
>olddykeandgayson.jpg
No.276119
>>276031
it's the 1930s
niggers don't teach in college, and they certainly don't go on archaeological expeditions
shit, even with the kingdom of crystal cuck set in the 1950s, same shit applies.
only way a jimmy jones movie would happen is if it was set in the 60s or 70s, and even then would be shit. what artifact would he chase? who would the villains be? we've already had the big religious relics of christianity, fucking ayylmaos and nazis/russians/satanic cultists, not a whole lot left.
a dindu reboot would most likely be the same as star wars 7, just a terribly disguised remake of raiders but with names and shit changed.
No.276202
>>276031
>Why not Idris Elba as Indiana Jones?
Ah yes, the manboon Ibib maymay.
No.276211
>>275789
Put a Mickey's face on Lucas please
No.276237
>>276119
>satanic cultists
It was Hindus. They could go after Zoroaster or Buddha next I guess.
No.276238
Place your bets. Will it be better or worse than Indiana Jones and the Ayy Lmao?
No.276251
>>276238
If its got Ford in it it'll probably be about the same level as Crystal Cuck because he's still too old to play the character, if they get a new actor it would be medicore and fade into obscurity like that Terminator film did last year.
No.276264
>>276238
It will be 7/10 ok
No.276272
>>276119
> Indy fighting the Taliban or ISIS to get artifacts from Hindu, Persian and Akkadian ruins before they blow them up
That would actually be pretty sweet.
No.276274
>>275766
A girl nigger sue who can use a whip better than he can, archaeology faster than he does, and fuck blonde bitches better than him
No.276303
>>276119
What would stop them from doing russians again? They used Nazis for the whole trilogy
No.276322
>>276119
>it's the 1930s
>niggers don't teach in college
Where have you been the past few years?
Didn't you know hat almost every famous person was a shitskin and that they're the most intelligent people on the planet that get surpressed by the evil white man?
WE WUZ KINGS
No.276350
>>275748
>no Fate of Atlantis movie will ever be made
Faggots don't know it's the best lovecraftian location in gaming.
No.276353
Harrison ford is like 70? 80? He's gonna die in a few years.
No.276357
>>276353
He's only 73 and in decent health. He won't die for a long time.
He is too old to be Indiana Jones though.
No.276364
>>276119
Actually, I think you'll find in countries other than the WEST people of colour have been respected as intellectuals for some time. Just because it's not in muh america doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Sure they'll never get credit but most leading scientific developments are due to melamine enriched individuals.
Also what's the problem with setting it in 2015? Also as for villains, why not the Americans this time and we try to, oh I don't know, get AWAY from all that stupid racist and highly offensive shit? Hmm?
No.276373
>>276364
No one respects africans. Literally no one on the planet.
Then there's african-americans who in the american media which are forcibly shown down the throat of everyone worldwide, are all sympathetic underdogs. Those are considered victims of ignorance and greed. But only as long as they stay shut and away in the US.
No.276376
anyone has that dinduana jones pic?
No.276384
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>>275766
Dubs confirm. Merchandise is already happening.
No.276400
>>276364
I think you mean middle easterns?
They never invented something on their own.
Al ltheir inventions and culture was just leftovers from either a western empire that succumbed or shit they stole from raidings and kept proclaiming that they were their own.
No.276434
>>276373
Uhhh
>Not knowing anything about Carthage
>Not knowing about egypt being ruled by Nubians
>Not knowing about Moors
Sorry but before whites landed we ruled the world. Sorry to break /pol/'s dream but most people are aware of this.
>>276400
Wrong.
No.276464
>>276434
How did Africa turn to shit then?
No.276467
>>276384
INDIAN JONES AND THE POO CRUSADE
No.276477
>>276238
Worse. Crystal Skull was 8 years ago already. He was already 5-10 years too old to do another Indy flick by that point but at least he could get through it without breaking every bone in his body. Now?
>>276350
That's alright. Writers these days could barely adapt a script for Pong into a 5 minute short.
No.276482
>>276434
>>276464
http://8ch.net/polarchive/res/183.html
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6xDTkrjnxS-SVhjdDRvVFl3NTQ
>Africa has been coveted for its riches ever since the era of the Pharaohs. In past centuries, it was the lure of gold, ivory, and slaves that drew fortune-seekers, merchant-adventurers, and conquerors from afar. In modern times, the focus of attention is on oil, diamonds, and other valuable minerals.
>Land was another prize. The Romans relied on their colonies in northern Africa for vital grain shipments to feed the population of Rome. Arab invaders followed in their wake, eventually colonizing the entire region. More recently, foreign corporations have acquired huge tracts of land to secure food supplies needed abroad, just as the Romans did.
>In this vast and vivid panorama of history, Martin Meredith follows the fortunes of Africa over a period of 5,000 years. With compelling narrative, he traces the rise and fall of ancient kingdoms and empires; the spread of Christianity and Islam; the enduring quest for gold and other riches; the exploits of explorers and missionaries; and the impact of European colonization. He examines, too, the fate of modern African states and concludes with a glimpse of their future.
No.276483
>>276477
>Worse. Crystal Skull was 8 years ago already.
Holy shit.
No.276484
>>276482
So I'm guessing that China/Russia/Europe/India never had anything of value in the ground and so they never got fucked over?
No.276486
>>276484
They were too smart to get fucked over to the extent of Africans.
I mean, they're not niggers, ffs.
No.276487
No.276488
>>276484
Not to the extent of Africans.
I mean, they weren't niggers, ffs.
FUCK YOU HOTWHEELS LET ME POST
No.276519
>>276364
>Carthage
>no one respects a vanquished enemy of the romans, this isn't Asterix
>Nubians in Egypt
>Ancient Egypt has nothing to share with arabs or niggers, even if you believe we wuz kangs
>Moors
>arabs razed the mediterranean for a millennia and you're stupid enough to think it's a good point
No.276792
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>276464
White "enrichment" from snow mutants. Basically couple of albinos created by lucifer fucked everything up, that's who Jesus was calling out the pharisees and why the first convert to christianity was an ethiopian because whites are seeds of lucifer and essentially want to call down a meteor into a planet.
>>276482
>Linking to /pol/
lol Stopped reading there. Educate yourself.
>>276519
>Believing in textbook version of history
>Not knowing that true history isn't written by the victors
No.276798
>>276364
>people of colour
>OMG TRIGGERING RACIST OFFENSIVE THINGS
Fucking kill yourself eurocuck nigger.
>>276434
>muh /pol/'s dream meme
Hey cuck, you've used that meme once too many, try to mix it up so you aren't so obvious.
No.276800
>>276792
>muh white devil
Oh, look it's Trumps failed cuck wigger assassin.
No.276807
>>276800
Oh look a Trump supporter using ad hom…woooow.
>>276798
>everything is cuck
>cuck cuck cuck
Refute me, don't just name call, that's very playground.
No.276812
>>276792
>implying the losers only tell the truth and never make up lies out of spite
I'm having a hard time deciding if you're legitimately stupid or b8ing.
No.276814
>>276812
Wait, just realized you're posting NOI tier shit.
Nice b8
No.276816
He'll find some ancient portal or lost city and live there forever. That way they can preserve his character but also replace him with a black guy who will sleep with Indie's long lost daughter.
No.276818
>>276807
>… woooow
Get out of here Sandersfag, nobody likes you.
No.276819
>>276807
>Refute me…
>Debate me, I'm an atheist.
Go back to plebbit for your le gentleman debates, faggot.
No.276915
>>276818
>I don't want health care
>I don't want more money
>I don't want the 1% to suck it
>I want to vote for an orange
>I don't want the masses to wake up
Yeahhhh totally convinced me not to vote for sanders. Me and all my friends are feeling the Bern.
>>276819
Being unable to refute means that you have no argument. Looks like you need re-examine yourself mutant.
No.276917
>>276915
Calling someone a mutant is an ad hominem attack thus therefore methinks you lack the high Logic & Reason™ which I embody so exquisitely.
Yours Truly, LeGentlesir
No.276928
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>276364
decent bait, but related.
No.277018
>>276915
What kind of bait is this?
I expect low-grade shilling on /pol/ or /n/, but /tv/ is where I come to cut loose.
Also, debate me faggot. I probably know more history than you
>Tfw niggers come to culturally enrich your beautiful Duwang
No.277020
>>275748
Why does ford keep doing this?
No.277021
>>276119
SCIENTOLOGISTS IN A MODERN TWIST
Come on guys it's brilliant
No.277027
>>276364
>countries other than the WEST
No.277028
>>276482
>muh continent of kangz
No.277073
>>276364
This bait is pretty good… almost believable, bravo.
No.277083
>>275766
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.277182
No.277221
>>276477
>Crystal Skull was 8 years ago already.
Nah I don-
>Released 2008
Holy fucking shit
No.277227
>>276434
>original Moors
>black
The niggers the actual ottoman moors picked up were coattailers.
YOU WUZ NOT KANGS MUHAMMAD
No.277230
He'll get diversity in form of a sidekick in 5, then when he dies at the end either the sidekick takes over or a new diversity comes in for 6. They'll say the series needs "new blood".
>>276031
>>276364
Fuck off Amerifat, and take your nigger-pushing Hollywood propaganda machine with you.
No.277253
>>276434
Looks like you got a few fish with this.
No.277296
>>276486
Are you kidding me?
People of colour were really advanced for their time.
Thing is they were just too peaceful, so invading nations often had their way.
Even then, they still were really prosperous. And that's why they got invaded so often.
No.277305
>>277296
>Thing is they were just too peaceful, so invading nations often had their way.
The smartest thing to do when seeing a flood coming your way is to sit there and let it drown you.
>Even then, they still were really prosperous. And that's why they got invaded so often.
These crakas want our mud huts so bad. They can take it, on the inside we know we waz kangs.
No.277346
>>277296
>People of colour were really advanced for their time.
Who says "people of colour"? There are a fuckton of colors bud, which ones are you on about? Africans? Didn't tribes of different areas constantly invade and enslave other tribes?
Why was Africa apparently so easy to invade and take natural resources by other countries, even though Africa could have done just the same thing and use those very same natural resources they had to defend themselves?
No.277356
>>277346
>Who says "people of colour"?
Eurocucks like the one you're replying to.
No.277360
>>276915
>I don't want more money
Have fun when the higher wages put you in the unemployment line. Have fun when the higher taxes put you on welfare.
>I don't want the 1% to suck it
>He wants to vote socialist so he can pay more taxes to the 1% and fatten their wallets more
Why are Berncucks so economically retarded?
No.277739
>>276364
i've just realized how irrelevant your post is, considering that indiana jones is american. nobody gives a fuck about anything outside of the west.
No.277745
>>277739
China does, triple sevens, American films are huge in China.
No.277749
>>276119
Niggers also couldn't be knights in fucking England but didn't they make that King Arthur movie with a nigger?
No.277831
>>277828
RIP in piece my sides
No.278605
>>277020
Because he has no other reason to keep going.
No.278902
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>>275766
You know it's true. Don't deny it'll happen.