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File: 1458066872665.jpg (171.94 KB, 1222x896, 611:448, 1458065016756[1].jpg)

 No.275756

KSTEWFAGS ON SUE SIDE WATCH

 No.275759

Dykes have shit taste

Dyke porn is for people with shit taste


 No.275764

>>275756

So if a man kisses me, I'm gay?


 No.275777

>>275759

Actually blows my mind thinking of all the top notch pussy she and Ellen could be getting but instead they go scraping the bottom of the barrel for the very worst slags tumblr has to offer.


 No.275778

>>275777

they seriously just need to fuck each other. They're both dead and souless


 No.275783

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>>275756

Why? Her previous girlfriend was even more ugly


 No.275794

File: 1458070500358.jpg (11.97 KB, 255x189, 85:63, 1455494426799.jpg)


 No.275808

File: 1458072333887.gif (1.88 MB, 325x183, 325:183, 1429987616274.gif)

>>275756

Good on her :3


 No.275880

>>275756

IS THAT A MANBUN?

A FUCKING MANBUN?


 No.275888

File: 1458077042906.jpg (29.39 KB, 480x233, 480:233, SadObamaFrog.jpg)

>>275808

> you will never have kstew finger your vagina


 No.275916

>>275756

Gee what a shock.


 No.275917

>>275888

>wanting a diseased rat


 No.275919

The Life of Kristen Stewart:

>be teen celeb

>all tha boyz

>feelingud.png

>boyz are weak nu-males from Hollywood

>grow massively narcissistic celeb ego because no man to put me in my place

>all tha boyz disappear

>feelinbad.jpeg

>convince myself I'm a lesbian

>feelinbetter.gif

>still want cock but boyz gone

>find butchiest of dyke that looks like man

>therideneverends.webm

"homosexuals"


 No.275943

>>275919

>Sexy dyke wants ugly boyish girl

>still craves the Jimmy Dean

If there was ever a time to go drag, this is it.


 No.275955

>>275943

Make sure to go to the girls locker rooms and cry about "transphobia" if they protest. No wonder so many are "transitioning".


 No.275972

This is psychological warfare on girls to bring them into lesbianism. Next one to come out will be Jennifer Lawrence.


 No.275976

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>>275777

(those trips)

How many year you give them (Ellen and Kristen) to reach dyke Death Bed?


 No.275980

>>275764

The aforementioned man of your question inserts his tongue on your mouth and you don't stop him?


 No.275985

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>>275972

You say that like it is a bad thing…


 No.275989

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>>275943

My god, I bet this french singer girlfriend of Stewart is the one who wears the strap-on


 No.276020

>>275777

which is why I'm convinced lesbianism is bullshit. if you're truly attracted to women you don't aim so far below your league

>>275880

>manbun

no, it's a bun. men aren't supposed to do that shit anyway


 No.276022

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>>276020

>which is why I'm convinced lesbianism is bullshit. if you're truly attracted to women you don't aim so far below your league

true love


 No.276024

>>276022

>which is why I'm convinced lesbianism is bullshit. if you're truly attracted to women you don't aim so far below your league

genital herpes


 No.276027

>>276024

I feel for you anon. I hope you can get that sorted out quickly, and will be more careful in the future.


 No.276036

>>275955

nice dubs

>tfw its easier to pick up women when you pretend to be one than be masculine in Current Year.

>>275989

Wow, she is violently French-looking

would fug


 No.276038

>>275985

It is a bad thing.


 No.276039

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>>276038

>more lesbians

>a bad thing

Get outta here


 No.276049

>>276038

>>276039

Not having more lesbian porn is a bad thing tho


 No.276101

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>>275756

What I really want to know is….

Why do you guys keep wanting chicks that always turn out to be Lesbians?


 No.276114

>>276039

So you want a worse Supply/Demand situation than we already have?

>>276101

It could be the tomboyishness

It could be the exclusiveness

Its a thing we grow up with, to want to have something you can never have.


 No.276132

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>>276114

I'm waiting for the Chloefags to get blown out


 No.276138

File: 1458095843765.jpg (53.46 KB, 820x426, 410:213, non sunt verba.jpg)


 No.276160

>>276101

Being gay is sooo 2016


 No.276170

File: 1458099406749.gif (1.58 MB, 650x346, 325:173, I'M THE BIG GUY NOW.gif)

>>276101

>lone wolfs

>plural of wolf is wolves

>multiple wolves being lone

Dumb cunt.


 No.276171

>>276170

Did he touch her titties?


 No.276174

>>276101

jesus christ, at the very least they could dress like normal people


 No.276178

File: 1458099977750.jpg (158.84 KB, 550x594, 25:27, thisiswhatalesbianlookssli….jpg)

>>275972

yes

Don't understand how so many fapped to this.


 No.276179

>>276178

that's a bad pic alright, but if you saw some of the shit from the fappening

well, you'd be fapping to it.


 No.276181

File: 1458100021512.jpg (136.52 KB, 366x431, 366:431, chloe-moretz-medium-brunet….jpg)


 No.276184

>>276179

I was there, but couldn't bring myself to do it.


 No.276188

>>276184

the shoops were fucking hilarious, considering all the ridiculous photos she took.

i wish i had saved the one someone made of her bent over in front of the tv with a line of fire shooting out her ass with the hunger games catching fire logo behind it, keks for days.


 No.276195

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>>276160

Did you say 2016?


 No.276201

File: 1458102040841.gif (1.77 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 1305929179751.gif)

I KNEW IT


 No.276231

>>275985

Sauce?


 No.276258

>>276231

it is two of the actresses from the vampire diaries cuddling up on the sofa after a day of shooting


 No.276267

>>276101

Notice how lesbians require male figures in their lives.

A lesbian is a woman that's never been forced to submit to the will of a strong man.


 No.276275

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>>276195

Is it THAT time?


 No.276278

>>276201

She wants the pussy so much


 No.276282

>>276181

I already gave her up when she got BLACKED


 No.276287

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>>276132

She's a braindead SJW they already have been BTFO


 No.276296

>>276039

anon, lesbians in real life are not like the ones you see in porn


 No.276299

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>>276188

my favorite


 No.276301

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>>276282

All the white girls go black these days since if you are a white man that disagrees or gets angry at a white girl you'll probably either go to jail or have your life perma-fucked up by them.

Blacks on the other hand never have to worry about that shit because they are "oppressed" and can tell women they are being a stupid bitch and beat the shit out of them and the girl will say its her fault.


 No.276306

>>276132

>>276181

I'm waiting on the Maisiefags to get btfo.

It may nuke /tv/s PPH but it will be well worth it in the end.

Chloefags were already BTFO early this year.

I think that fake haircut looks good on her


 No.276320

>>276301

>Blacks on the other hand never have to worry about that shit because they are "oppressed" and can tell women they are being a stupid bitch and beat the shit out of them and the girl will say its her fault

nah it's probably because they'll end up in jail anyway for some other crime or get shot by other dindus so getting busted for domestic violence isn't their greatest fear in life


 No.276332

>>276306

As much as I agree, I think the Maisiefags are too far gone too let her go. They'll keep coming coming back and hold her hand while she gets rammed up the arse by a Negro.


 No.276334

So…who's next to munch the carpet?


 No.276335

File: 1458124109122-0.jpeg (72.02 KB, 916x640, 229:160, laci green 1.jpeg)

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>>276334

This one.


 No.276338

>>276335

Nah, Laci loves the D too much - she also hates that she loves it, but still.


 No.276339

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>>276335

Seriously? I thought it would be Emma Cuntson.


 No.276389

>>276287

Chloe is butthurt because she has the body of a teenager boy


 No.276393

File: 1458130515607.jpg (163.95 KB, 500x255, 100:51, felicia.jpg)


 No.276394

File: 1458130578852-0.jpg (28.64 KB, 667x375, 667:375, leigh alexander after.jpg)

File: 1458130578852-1.png (66.63 KB, 167x230, 167:230, leigh alexander before.png)


 No.276401

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>>276393

>>276394

those are shit


 No.276404

>>276401

The second pic is the most tragic


 No.276407

>>276404

Who dat.


 No.276427

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>>275756

>people are actually invested in alleged "actress" Kristen Stewart

>Christcucks will call her a sinner while themselves ignoring Exodus 20:17

>non-Christcucks will say she's doing it for attention while they sperg out over her private life


 No.276432

File: 1458134877505.png (639.1 KB, 640x614, 320:307, Feminsism before & after.png)


 No.276435

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 No.276441

>>276101

>inb4 CGM becomes a lesbo

That is if she doesn't kill herself for being blown the fuck out by Kim The Mudshark first.


 No.276532

>>275976

>dyke Death Bed

What is that?

>>275989

That's not that bad


 No.276535

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>>276101

She's a big girl

>>276258

>the vampire diaries


 No.276537

File: 1458145014128.jpg (75.47 KB, 494x648, 247:324, Maisie Lisa.jpg)

>>276306

>>276332

We will endure


 No.276539

File: 1458145141513.png (30.33 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 1440696755159.png)


 No.276543

>>276339

still kinda cute

>>276432

crazy but would fuk

>>276393

kek


 No.276579

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

shes past her prime, but.


 No.276583

shes past her prime, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCbFeKQ_004.

because embed hates me


 No.276592

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>>276537

It ain't easy being green.


 No.276593

>>276027

> I hope you can get that sorted out quickly

Genital herpes is for life, m8.


 No.276908

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>>275972

Only white girls though.


 No.278143

kstew sure is good at looking lustfully at her coworkers. I would like to see more


 No.278144

>>276407

Maya Kramer, ZQs PR agent and one of the five guys.


 No.278148

>>276532

The dyke death bed is the unavoidable fate of every lesbian. Once they fuck the limited staple of lesbians they have at hand and find a stable partner, they stop to have sex altogether as they lost libido. Once that happens, they became fat, bitter, resentful, more feminist and see their one sex partners as siblings.

Some dykes arrive faster than others to the death bed. The "bisexual ones", just return to the cock, like angelina jolie or anne heche.

>>276535

UUUU


 No.278149

>>276537

Be brave and open your own board. Maybe you create some dank memes there.


 No.278151

>>276401

Tumblr. NOT. EVEN. ONCE


 No.278153

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>>278148

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if a hetero male finds a woman attractive, then a homo woman will find her hot too?

Cause right now, I think that Kristen is very hot, young and rich. She could fuck anyone anywhere, and she can keep this up for a lot of time. I say she has at least 10 good years ahead


 No.278157

>>276338

Laci said she is "Pansexual". Maybe she loves the """femenine""" D


 No.278165

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>>278153

Not necessarily in that order. Fat dykes crave the woman they can't get (like the /r9k/ robots). But notability helps. Same with Miley. After she munched all the carpet she could munch and being fucked several times by Terry "Dan Schneider is an amateur" Richardson, she beg Thor's brother to resume their relationship and the cuck accepted.


 No.278168

>>278148

let me guess… your gf dumped you for another woman?


 No.278172

>>278168

Lol, no my friend. I found funny this trend of actresses to be edgy once they were immerse in roles where they were "innocent". It's like they don't have hindsight. Just look at the trainwreck that is madonna.

During the Beatlemania, Brain Epstein advise the Beatles to not to disclose their relationships in order to not disappoint their fangirls. Something similar happened to those women.

Apparently the PR of these women advises them to be edgy and promiscuous as they could in order to appeal to a more "mature" audience. I never understand that approach.


 No.278175

>>278172

That's just celebs in general - most of them get fucked up from Hollywood.

You'd be hard pressed to find a stable straight relationship/marriage in Hollywood.


 No.278176

>>278172

>Brain Epstein

JUST


 No.278178

File: 1458333201950.webm (5.73 MB, 480x320, 3:2, fat violent dykes.webm)


 No.278180

>>278175

That's true. But in the case of Kristen Stewart, I don't sympathize with her. She cheated sparkles with a director before she became "lesbian".

Maybe she is now drinking vaginal fluids, after men who are not into cuckolding would not consider her a suitable partner.


 No.278181

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 No.278186

>>278180

I remember reading about a study that showed that lesbians were more likely to get pregnant in their teens compared to straight girls.

People don't turn gay, so I think gays who aren't ready to come out overcompencate in their attempts to appear to be straight.


 No.278269

>>276401

bruce looked legit hot as a man

disgusting as a not-woman though


 No.278277

>>278176

Fact that ((they'll)) probably NEVER EVER tell you:

Brian Epstein killed himself over Paul's death. He JUST could not live with the guilt. If you ever wanna jump into the rabbit hole headfirst, look up who Billy Shears is/was on the internet sometime.

The real Miley's dead too


 No.278313

>>278277

Dubs of Tinfoil, checked.

also Epstein was a raging faggot and he had an escapade with Lennon to Spain. McCartney towards the end of the Beatles used to mock Lennon because of this


 No.278319

female + female = purest love

male + female = normal

male + male = purest aids

do you agree lads?


 No.278322

>>278319

pretty much, yeah.

i don't care either way about male + male though. whatever floats their boats.


 No.278344

>>278319

That I do lad.


 No.278452

Anyone still have a copy of that post from a few months back that details on how to make stinky KStew flavored socks or something to that effect?


 No.278455

>>278452

I think I have it. Give me some time while I check.


 No.278492

>>278455

No luck?


 No.278510

File: 1458383799135.jpeg (40.09 KB, 640x334, 320:167, JUST.jpeg)

>>278492

Nope. Just fuck my wasted time up…




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