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No.275784
http://archive.is/QwIRd
PART-TIME
Ford is back too btw
No.275833
More like
>Indiana Jones and the Senior Citizen Center
>Indiana Jones and the American Association of Retired Persons
>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Medicine Cabinet
>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Nursing Home
No.275837
>>275833
>Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special
No.275842
Indiana Jones (2019)
Directed by J.J. Abrams
Starring Michael B. Jordan as Indy's grandson, and Chloë Grace Moretz as the love interest
five minute cameo by Harrison Ford
No.275852
>>275833
>Indiana Jones and the Weak Bladder Incident.
No.275853
>>275842
>Indiana Jones dies in those five minutes
No.275883
Might as well be a search for the fountain of youth this time since clearly he's desperately clinging to his past glory. I didn't even exist yet when Harrison Ford was at the top of his game. Really, just retire, like old Hollywood stars used to do. Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart had enough class to bow out for the younger generations before they became pathetic old fucks.
No.275885
>>275883
Ford can still act, he just needs to do age appropriate roles. Indiana Jones is an example of a not age appropriate role.
No.275889
>>275885
He dies during production
No.275891
>>275885
He can act, but he's really just been phoning it in in all of his recent roles.
No.275892
>>275889
I almost fucking had it if the site didn't fuck me.
No.275898
>>275885
>Ford can still act
>Ford can act
AHAHAHAHA OK CALISTA FLOCKHART
No.275901
>>275889
No, he dies before production.
No.275984
>>275842
>white girl as the love interest
>not a mix like ariana grande
No.275993
>>275984
>le 'ariana grande is mixed' maymay
like really, is this a joke or do you people just not know what an italian person looks like?
No.276000
>>275889
>>275901
He's never going to die
No.276037
>>275889
He'll be alright.
No.276055
>>276000
>tfw Stan Lee and Gaben are both immortal
No.276084
>>275784
>another Oldfag Jones movie
Just leave the franchise alone for fuck's sake.
No.276086
>>276055
>Gaben
>still pushing shit TF2 meme of a fat greedy bastard who isn't even that old and only helps to fuck up the industry even more
>>>/4chan/
No.276087
>>275842
>Indiana Jones (2019)
>
>Directed by J.J. Abrams
>
>Starring Michael B. Jordan as Indy's grandson, and Chloë Grace Moretz as the love interest
>
>five minute cameo by Harrison Ford
No.276121
>>275993
it was a joke, you dingus. also, she's half sicilian, which basically means she's part nigger.
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No.276142
Will they bring back Shia La Beouf?
No.276146
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Somebody have the joke plot for "Indiana Jones and the secret of Machu Picchu"?
I only have the OST
Iremember that have Nazis from Argentina and dimensional Peruvians
No.276836
>>275993
I'm Italian (from Tuscany) and I think she looks mixed. She's noticeably darker than most girls I know.
No.276930
>>276086
That's true about stan lee too, except that he's not fat and well over 1000 years old.
I despise them both.
No.276933
INDIANA JONES IS KILLED BY JUST DO IT, WHO IS HIS SON
No.277267
Instead of that Spielberg should adapt the two Tintin albums, the Seven Crystal Ball and the Prisoners of the Sun.
No.277282
>>275993
>what an italian person looks like
italians certainly don't look like nigger mongs.
No.277283
Man, they really want to work Harrison Ford to death by putting him back in his famous roles one more time. Can we expect a sequel to Air Force One where the plot is to fight the son of the one-armed man during an alien invasion in the wild west?
No.277285
>>275993
Enclosed is the Japanese interpretation of what a southern italian looks like (Pardon the meme), in light of this I think we're giving Ms. Large a pretty fair shake
No.277569
>>276146
Soviets, not Nazis
No.277682
>>277569
Eventually Indy is going to fight Islamic terrorists and then it'll end with a climatic battle between him and the leader of the Taliban where he'll kick him off a cliff shouting "You betrayed Allah!"
No.277753
>>276930
Stan Lee goes without saying tho. Just a hack riding on the creations and foundation that Jack Kirby made.
No.277784
>>275891
For like the last 15 years
No.277897
>>277784
What was the last good movie Ford did? I can't even remember anymore.
No.277905
>>277784
It seems like it got worse over the past few years though, to the point that it looks like he really doesn't want to be on set and just wants to leave as soon as possible.
His performance in Enders Game for example.
No.277951
>>277897
Air Force One maybe?
No.277991
>>275784
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of His Own Crypt
No.277993
>>277991
Indiana Jones and the Missing Bedpan.
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>>275833
>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Medicine Cabinet
No.278045
>>275984
>Chloë Grace (((Moretz)))
>white
pick one
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No.278325
>>278045
She's from Georgia. Her family is white as fuck
No.278334
>>278325
>America is white
You're just a shade whiter than Argentinia, tyrone.
No.278336
>>278325
>(((Moretz)))
Oy vey! that's right anon, her family is clearly white, they have a long and proud history of owning slaves., so they must be white. Eheheheheheh.
No.278349
>>275833
I'd rather watch these shits.
No.278438
>>278336
You know Spics aren't the only ones with Spanish surnames, since they came from, you know, Spaniards?
No.278460
>Indiana Jones, and the Secret of Nubia
>1968
>Civil Rights movement
>Republic of the Congo
>evil white Belgians
>good black Congoans
>ancient Nubian artifact
>Doctor David Livingstone passingly mentioned for the sake of historical relevance
>angry nog "sidekick" that easily overtakes Indy's role as the hero for the almost all of the flick's runtime
>everything from the previous film is completely ignored, so as to appease the old fans
>Disney promises the film won't commit the same mistakes the previous film did
>it instead copies all of it's basic script from the very first film
>Indy begins to oddly recognise a specific nigress on his quest to defeat the evil white imperialists
>turns out she's an old flame of his
>turns out the nog sidekick's their son
>directed by some jew
How many'd I get right?
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>>278460
I'm going to screenshot this post just in case.
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