/tv/ - Television and Movies

It's pretty jarring.

He still curses as much, but watching the UK Kitchen Nightmares, he's horribly reasonable. He talks frankly to the owners, nearly in a whisper, saying things like "Look, this is your dream, but this shit is fucked up. Your restaurant is in decay, the place is fucking disgusting, and your staff doesn't respect you. You're going to lose this dream if you don't turn this around". No melodramatic music, no camera tricks, no drama, no "WHOOOSH! KITCHEN NIGHTMARES CHING CHING!"

Whereas in the US one, Ramsey will drop into a shitfit over literally nothing. He'll see a piece of gum that the previous customer had stuck to the bottom of the table and go down the hall dragging the entire table behind him, throw it at the owner yelling "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT! IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING! I WOULDN'T WIPE MY ASS WITH THE SHIT YOU SERVE IN THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE!" And then he turns it around in 10 minutes and the owner has to walk into the big reveal to the fucking theme of The Chariots of Fire and everybody breaks into tears, cutting immediately to the credits with "Woosh! Next time on kitchen nightmares! 'My restaurant is a wreck, my brother lives in the kitchen, is sleeping in the oven, eats the money directly out of the register, and shits on the tables while customers are still eating and he thinks everything is fine!' 'YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE'"

It's insane. He's like an entirely different fucking person depending on what side of the ocean he's on. It's almost admirable, as I'm sure he's 100% aware, and knows exactly how to appeal to each audience.

>>275795

because clappistanis are sensationalist retards who need drama and outrage constantly or their attention drifts off.

Or at least that's what TV producers think i guess, i dunno.

>>275795

He clearly hates Burguers and in Hell’s Kitchen (US) he can externalize all of his hate for them.

There is a Hell’s Kitchen UK but dunno if he is the same with his fellow countrymen.

There hasn't been a Hells Kitchen in the UK for years now; he's pretty much moved all his TV operations over to the States.

Some folks in the UK just loved bitching about him though; complaining that he swears too much and that when he makes himself sick after being fed a rotten mussel that it's all an act to get attention.

But i know folks who have worked with him and been taught by him; all the swearing is *nothing* out of the ordinary for many kitchens.

Ramsay just has high standards - that's it.

He hates burgers because he's a bong with an inferiority complex because no one chants UK UK UK UK!!!

USA USA USA USA!!! TRUMP 2016!!

He hates burgers because he is a chef and only likes good food

>>275854

I had a fiancée who was a pastry chef in several kitchens.

Excessive swearing is absolutely normal in every kitchen. If anything, Ramsey is less vulgar than ordinary when he's on TV.

Based on what I've heard about Ramsay, he's an egotist cunt (ie. he's a chef), but he's a very talented, skilled, and informed chef nonetheless, and he's not one of the most successful chefs in the world by accident, and not even just because of TV (TV appearances don't get you 16 Michelin stars). He knows food, he knows entertainment, and he knows the business.

I wish he did his UK-style stuff here in the US. I like his programs, but holy shit American TV is awful. I like food shows; I don't want to watch retarded drama with a 40-year-old man screaming at dunces who shouldn't be in charge of a hot dog stand, let alone a restaurant.

>>275865

Ramsay is Scottish, anon. And Scots have been fighting tooth and nail for their independence for the best part of 700 years. The only reason he has a British accent is due to his family constantly moving during his formative years. Confusing the two is akin to confusing Castilians with Galicians. One country, two peoples.

kitchen nightmares in US is terrible. Whoever produces that show should be shot.

>Chef Ramsey has just tried the pot pie

>sssssssh symbol sound effect

>2 second pause

>This is trash!

UK

>Hello mate this food is bland

>lets do some team building exercises

>I'll teach you how to cook a nice cheap meal

>no sound effects.

Its as if they made the US show for people with a low IQ who lack critical thinking skills.

>>275900

>Its as if they made the US show for people with a low IQ who lack critical thinking skills.

Welcome to American television.

>>275795

This makes me angry about being american but it probably shouldn't.

>>275846

>There is a Hell’s Kitchen UK but dunno if he is the same with his fellow countrymen

Read the OP.

By now the american one is basically just entertainment show.

Nothing really valuable for the owners to learn from him, but for the audience to get something to laugh at.

The UK one was the polar opposite of it.

>>275897

>fighting tooth and nail for their independence for the best part of 700 years

No they haven't you fucking mong. They just voted to stay in and the leave side got BTFO.

They're like niggers that just want to hate the English so they vote for the SNP and throw bitch fits, but they don't actually want to leave.

>>275795

I've noticed this as well, I always liked the UK versions of Gordon's shows better.

It's probably just being edited that way, Charlie Brooker (as much I hate the guy) has an interesting bit where he shows how much you can manipulate footage.

>>275897

nobody cares, scottland, england, hogwarts, you're all the same

>>275795

The jews that run television in America destroy it further to push agendas, while Britbongistan is already cucked enough in other ways so they don't need it so hard. Americans can buy spoons without being carded to ensure they're 18 and won't be using the spoon in self defense after all.

>>275846

>being retarded

He's certainly closer to his calmer UK shows in the American version of that show about hotels he has.

>>275854

>people are butthurt about swearing

Top fucking kek what fucking arse-blasted faggots.

>>275900

>>275909

You should see "gold mining show X" or "pawn shop show Y", it gets even worse.

>>275795

To be fair he has to deal with amerifats every day. That would be reason enough for me to want to murder people.

>>276248

>t. europoor

How's having your women get raped by sandniggers every day feel?

>>276910

>muh Islam boogeyman

We're doing fine. How's having a racist wanker becoming your next president like?

>>276927

>boogeyman

As a fellow Europoor, what the fuck are you talking about?

It's not a "boogeyman", these people are a serious problem in mainland Europe. Unless you live in Ireland or Iceland or some place like that, you're bullshitting.

>>276937

We have more than enough money we can give away, and the refugees deserve the kindness. We're more than capable of taking care of them in their time of need. Stop being so cold.

>>275795

Americans ruin everything. They are all retards with the intellegence of a 4 year old. Or at least thats the impression that all non-americans get when they see what happens to media when it is made for american audiences. This is just another example of this. In almost all cases, the american version of a foreign equivilent is dumbed down to the point of absurdity.

I personally find a lot of British televsion to be overdramatic, overly editied shit with unbearable music ques so you can imagine how I feel about American television.

>>276938

>not understanding that most "refugees" are actually economic migrants who want free shit.

>>276938

>taking care of them

so you're saying they're like animals?

tl;dr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLqfechd_qQ

>>276938

Fuck off, kike.

>>275897

They are the same damned thing you filthy jock. Stop fronting like you have any difference in culture beyond what flavor of booze you drink and whether you beat your wife of some random fag on the street.

I swear to god the eternal anglo needs to be IP range blocked from 8chan.

>>275826

being what each country responds well to is the way he manages to stay independent and far away from the shit show of food network

>>277070

>They are the same damned thing

No they're not.

>>277127

except they are

>all these newfags missed this age-old copypasta meme

>>277137

No they're not. I hope to fuck that you are a foreigner. If you're British and believe this shit, there's no fucking excuse.

>>275835

So what you're saying is USA is less gay than John Oliver land?

>>277310

Accept they are. They are all alcoholic island niggers that won't stop whinging about MUH EMPIRE when they are taking breaks from sucking brown circumcised cocks and clapping while their daughters are raped.

>>276939

Americans want aspirational stories rather than stories where people get torn down.

So, for many of the episodes of things like Kitchen Nightmares, this means showing the restaurants being turned around and looking like they're doing well. Even doing renovations for the places to make them look completely new at times.

It's why in the American version you'll also rarely see them showing what happens with the restaurants months later.

It's the way of most reality TV shows in the US, since we typically want escapism that shows how things could be better rather than to be told how everything is or should be worse.