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No.276822
the thumbnail looks like it's charlie from it's always sunny
I'd watch that
this, not really
No.276832
As Christian, no. Look at what Hollywood did to Exodus and Noah in the current year. I'm sure it'll be pure heresy. It looks generic. It sounds generic. The main character just has that raspy growl voice all male leads now affect with no gravitas. When Morgan Freeman showed up I wanted to punch my computer screen. And I'm tired of hearing that stupid swishy slamming-bank-vault-orchestra-hit sound effect in every trailer.
I get why they made this though: $$$. Ben-Hur from the 50's, adjusted for inflation, is still one of the highest grossing movies of all time. But if the Jews want the Christian market they need to maybe actually hire Christians in Hollywood instead of blacklisting them like they do.
I'll pirate this garbage and then decide if it's worth a blu-ray purchase.
No.276833
It looks so fucking cheap
No.276835
>>276832
>As [a] Christian
You know you are in for a treat when someone opens their reasning with "as a X"
As a transgendered, disabled, transwhite, cultural heathen immigrant..
No.276837
>>276832
William Wyler was a Jew lol
No.276838
>>276835
Ben-Hur is a Christian movie adapted from a Christian novel, genius. And now I filter you.
No.276840
No. Its like that seven samurai remake. This and that other remake will both be only to make momey and never to try to be better then the originals.
No.276841
>>276837
I already said in my post Hollywood is run by Jews, are you dense? Ben-Hur was created by Lew Wallace.
No.276842
>>276841
you just said here it's a christian move though
>Ben-Hur is a Christian movie
>>276838
No.276844
>>276842
Yeah, it is a Christian movie. It's Ben-Hur. Maybe you should try reading the novel and watching the movie. What's your point?
No.276845
>>276841
Lew Wallace also loved BBC. He fought for the Union and supported the Republicans.
No.276848
>>276844
>hollywood movie
>jewish crew
>somehow christian
okay.
No.276850
>>276845
You're literally just looking over his Wikipedia page looking for shitpost material. Nice b8, but I don't give a shit that he fought for the Union.
>>276848
If a movie is Christian, it means the subject matter of the movie is Christian, you moron. If a Jew produced a horror movie would you not call it a horror movie?
No.276852
>>276850
i'd call it a jewish movie
No.276853
>>276841
>Lew Wallace more like Jew Wallace am i right fellas
No.276854
>>276850
>wikipedia page
Sure? I guess? I mean, it's well known he loved niggers. It's not like it's hidden from everyone.
No.276856
>>276852
So 90% of your film shelf is categorized by "jew movie" instead of horror, sci-fi, etc. Autismuch?
>>276853
No.
>>276854
sauce?
No.276858
>>276856
>sauce
Uh, by the fact he was a Republican during the 1860s? It's not a secret what one of the big goals of the Republican party was at the time.
No.276859
>>276856
As a autistic Jewish transwoman I find your post both highly offensive and problematic
No.276860
Remaking Ben-Hur, one of Hollywood's greatest classic? There's nothing they won't do huh?
No.276862
>>276856
>implying i have jew media on my shelf
No.276863
>>276858
>You seriously believe the Civil War was fought to save blacks.
Uh-huh. And WWII was fought to save the Jews right?
>>276859
I'm okay with this.
No.276867
>>276863
You're confusing a war with a politcal party.
No.276869
>>276863
You're confusing a war with a political party.
No.276871
>>276862
>implying i have jew media on my shelf
…you type as you eye your Kubrick collection.
No.276873
>>276867
>>276869
Goddammit hotwheels.
No.276874
>>276871
i don't like jewbrick lol
No.276877
>>276874
>i don't like jewbrick lol
…you type as wear your Indiana Jones fedora.
No.276879
>>276869
>Civil War wasn't a war.
…
No.276881
>>276877
spielberg is a jew though, why would i watch indiana jones
you're really bad at this. smh tbh fam
No.276885
>>276879
This is how illiterate Christians are.
No.276891
>>276881
…you type in front of your Superman poster.
>>276885
>silence = illiteracy
…
No.276893
>>276891
Is the silence your signature spice?
No.276896
>>276893
haha holy shit i bet it is the same guy
No.276898
No.276932
y'all are so focused on jews and christians and that one faggot who can't make any decent comebacks
that y'all failed to notice or mention the fact that this film is guaranteed to be crap since it has morgan freeman in a supporting role.
No.276934
>>276932
on top of that, the trailer literally gives away the film, this is the same shit we had with purge 3.
No.276935
>>276932
>>276934
>literally gives away the film
It's not a secret what happens in Ben-Hur.
No.276936
It looks really cheap. Direct to DVD kind of cheap.
I assumed that such a big title would get more work put into it.
No.276940
>>276935
to people who don't know the story, it certainly is.
No.276941
>>276932
>y'all failed to notice or mention the fact that this film is guaranteed to be crap since it has morgan freeman in a supporting role.
>>276832
>When Morgan Freeman showed up I wanted to punch my computer screen.
Pay attention.
No.276942
>>276940
Then just go watch the original.
No.276946
>>276942
i don't mean myself, dingus, i mean today's generation of retards and phonefags.
No.276947
>>276946
They can watch the original too.
No.276954
Bunch of edgy 12 year old fedoras in this thread
No.276989
>>276815
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
No.277072
>>276815
ever since star wars sucked i've been physically incapable of getting excited about any kind of media
No.277077
>empire bad
>slave good
:DDDDDDD
No.277126
>>276832
>christian
ayyy lmao
No.277206
>>276815
>video game cutscene
>inception fart score
JUST
No.277214
>>276832
To be fair: look at the wikipedia page. They're including Jesus and claiming that they're sticking to actual Christianity for their depiction in him. The anti-Pope gave his blessing.
Then you realize it's the same writer who did Red Tails. All hope is lost.
No.277219
>>276815
I have no picture that is capable of displaying my disgust towards this atrocity.
Fuck, it all needs to burn down. All of it.
No.277543
>>276815
So Morgan Freeman is the wise nigger that schools Ben-Hur on the real?
No.277544
There will be a gay character somewhere.
No.277564
>not casting a brazilian for Ben-Hue
No.277589
Excited for another fucking remake?
Of course not.
No.277591
>>276838
How can you filter somebody on a board with no IDs?
Also
>announcing your filters
No.277633
No.277634
>>276835
But it's relevant to the subject matter.
Christians know alot about this movie, I don't, I never seen the original charles bronson film or been to church before.
If it was a gay film, you'd have gay anons explaining why it looks like shit from their perspective as they are being marketed too.
No.277638
>>277634
>the original charles bronson film
No.277640
>>277634
If it is a good film it will work no matter what themes it explores and whatever the target audience is intended to be.
No.277687
>>277640
>things are objectively good, regardless of the audience
/tv/ never fails to amuse
No.279976
>Ben-Hur collapsed from thirst on the ground is suddenly eclipsed by a shadow
>Relieved to be in the shadow away from the scorching heat at first he soon begins to wonder who exactly is standing over him and turns his head up
>As he looks up he is hit by a stream of liquid right in his eyes
>He struggles to turn away from it but it seems to follow him
>Finally he manages to get away from the stream and open his eyes
>As his eyes open he catches a glimpse of what is going on
>He is being urinated on by Christ who is laughing at him
That's how I think this remake is going to handle the scene from the original where Ben-Hur is given water by Jesus. How do you think it will handle it?