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No.276968
>tfw being a cuck is actually fun
No.278609
No.278610
>>276968
Was that James Earl Jones?
No.278791
> Marrying somebody who already has kids is being a cuck
It's like you faggots don't know what words mean or something.
If you fuck a married woman who has kids, and then you marry them, have you and the previous husband somehow cucked one-another at the same time?
The movie looks like shit regardless. Yet another "boring dad trying to look cool for his kids who are more impressed by the rebel guy" film for the millionth time.
No.279181
>>278791
>Marrying somebody who already has kids
>not a cuckold
How is little Jamal doing?
No.279188
>>278791
expending your salary on kids that are not genetically yours is as bad as jerking off next to your wife being fucked by tyrone.
Marrying a woman who has kids with another man is cuckoldry.
No.279194
>>278791
m8 i think its you who doesnt understand the word
No.279195
>>278791
You're a cuck for wanting to raise kids that aren't yours. Your wife is used goods and you're settling for sloppy seconds. Kill yourself.
No.279331
>>278791
>In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.
For once, the word is used correctly, you are wrong.
No.279372
Every man in the world is a cuck by default. Tell me why you aren't?
No.279373
No.279376
>>278791
pic related is you in 20 years
No.279380
>>278791
>If you fuck a married woman who has kids
My sister did the exact opposite, she married a guy who was a single father.
No.279383
>>279373
Even worse than a cuck.
No.279386
>There are people who have a cuck-father and actually respect him
No.279390
>>279383
>keeping yourself pure
>somehow a bad thing
No.279442
>>279390
you do realize virginity is only a virtue for women?
No.279456
>implying in some form or another, we aren't all descended from cucks
You guys know there is at least one generation in your family tree where some infidelity or cuckold behaviour went down. You know there is a case of rape in there.
No.279501
>>279456
>descendants of cucks
but anon, that's an oxymoron
No.279532
>>276968
I laughed at the rabid dog.
Everything else is tripe though.
No.279533
>>279456
Cuckoldry is consensual, rape/cheating is not.
No.279546
>>279531
well, give me one good reason why virginity should be considered a male virtue
No.279547
>>279546
Because women don't want to get crotch rot either?
No.279551
>>279546
Apart from STD's, character. It is easy for a guy to stick his dick into anything that moves, but it takes a man to stay faithful.
No.279554
>>279551
>It is easy for a guy to stick his dick into anything that moves
yea that's why we have all these thirsty losers, male feminists and asshurt virgins running around. because the average guy is just drowning in pussy
>but it takes a man to stay faithful
did your mom tell you that?
No.279555
>>279551
> It is easy for a guy to stick his dick into anything that moves, but it takes a man to stay faithful.
Being faithful requires you to be in a relationship, which has no use for virginity. Besides its just another word for being a cuck.
No.279563
>>279546
You can´t possibly acquire wizardship status if you lose your mana before your thirties.
No.279565
>>279554
The average guy thinks he deserves the above average woman. If you're a 4/10 don't expect to haul in an 8.
No.279606
>>279565
>above average woman
as in not ugly and obese? fuckable is above average now?
No.279865
> people in this thread literally consider any sex with a non virgin to be being a cuck, all non virgin women to be sluts, and think virginity in an adult man to my ideal
You faggots are like the rejects that even Wizardchan didn't want.
No.279889
>>279865
>not realizing herpes are around every corner these days
No.279902
>>279865
Why do I have to live in the age of cucks where people actually settle down with used up sluts?
No.279905
>>279865
Its because anons have a self-hating fetish for cuckoldry just like feminists have with rape. Deep down they are cucked by their favorite forms of media being raped by SJW tards, destroying their favorite habits, and just let it happen without doing anything about it.
No.279941
>>279606
yes, honestly
they just don't try anymore
No.279966
>>279551
>but it takes a man to stay faithful.
No.279970
>>278791
Maybe, but the stepfather is a complete cuck for letting the father live in their fucking house and spend christmas together. It would be ok if they sent the kids to the father's place for christmas eve and got them back chirstmas day, something like that. But letting him stay over when your wife already divorced him and should not be there is a very cuck thing to do.
No.280024
>>279970
>that's the joke
It would've been better if it didn't try to have a message right at the end. I respect and enoy that it's more like an old school black and white comedy in that it operates in the movies own world as opposed to the real one. it mostly falls flat with a few jokes here and there that are good
No.280184
>>280024
as expected of a Will Ferrell movie.